DAILY HERALD : I'LATTSMODTn. NEBRASKA, THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 7, 189. 'jr-.UG ron preserving' the re mains OF THE DEPARTED. 1 1.. :i ti . A I. 7.1:iiuir.:-tiiro mill Important lutlua ii i l.t,.ft l.lvi mI, . Soiiit-tliinc .nt t!:- Vium N I'mmI Uy the Ancients. ( it mat ion (droning lii 1'nror. I'ri's lor t!i u.sIk-h of tho dead are i n ii-iu : Iii.ukI now than cvi.t Ijefore ii I: ni'xii in iii:is. Tln ir manufacture ! an iinMrtant iiVIu.stry in the t l..it Livi-rpool, O., nlxiut . A ( ;,t of tlii.-i city. As cre- i n)..-i i i K,.iil.uity tho necessity (ril.. a-i- i.arta.N-s. At first some v.as pt-i iem-el in keeping li'.-a i !.: Iii xiiiin Ixxly freo lroiu ! r .1 l. I i lls. Kven ill Ancient j . i I i.. iii;.t was a .rolik iu. The Ci recks i. i i a r.J.ii.inl of iif.!i-hton, tho Kgyptians i ;i . I ::ii:i.:iiili ami even tlio scientific J1 3 r. I i ! a 'steil a zinc Collin, that i.m !:;l I i in;; volatile. L!ut earthen urns . it i:im t f'.i-nerally used. Vet great :: v.; 4 l:.:.n to protect thefcO UrilB 1 1 : 1 1 avail's of weather and in- . i .. '1 In- ll.nuaiis had a cliamlier I .1 ! 1.1 ...r d oil puqiosely for sepulchral . it u.i i known us the coliuiiliaiitun, ! v.;. ; .siirro;tii(icd ly binall holes or ., in -., in v, hi -Ii the urns wero derositcl. 'i'iic t(.!iii.i!,:iritiin resembled tho dove ; .f in.!:: y. Toinhsof thia description v. -1 : i . : I v ou;ied hy tho wealthy l.::..ii.i ; Ii r ! Mi.-itin thoashes of their : I . : dependents. Several of them i tni.e seen at Iiome. One, dis )..: ! i:i n cent years, contained two i ii . ; ry niche, with tho names of Ii c p- i.'.'is whoso ashes wero there in t,c. .! 1 iiv cr them. AM !!..NT AND MODERN URNS. A 1 i ) ia the United States today urns i.'i a -: 1 ware M eexclusively used after 1. s. 1 lie potters or luisi liv- I I ..; e a 1 1 parato line of apparatus !.i:;i:ul;: ture, ami put into the l!..' very lest kind of materials. ' l!rv may ho preserved an in- I. :il,iIi of time. Caro is taken t last nins for tho covering j.t;: ' airtight. 1 wo designs of urns ;i i .: ii r tho trade. One u wholly I ',... i'..- other is ornamented witli 1 ' . . ; !. i :;i's, tho representation of ivy I 1. . . ia a lew instances, with scri ; :. i : ... Tlieso varieties are in 1 . .! 1 iMiit the dili'erent intentions ol i . : ! i..- i:rn in the houses of the liv i . : ! ;', it iii tho vaults in the i :. :;;-.r interring it in ordinary : i. . !i t'li-i-e methods of linal dis . m 1 ;.r. ued in this country, i - .. . -. 1 ;. .1 : lid iniluential family, for i; :: 1 iii!;:.; of this city, keen the . : the ashes of tho father . 1 iii aii American Hag and sitting i 1 1 pof I. is old Eecretary in the ;. 'i : -. ;: .-lies of others who have ' .ii..? .! i.i I'lttshurg have heen I . ! in tho graveyards or 1 . 1 i. . :. !i 1:1:1s. There used to L-e : :.:: ...:ig the Digger Indians of . : ii;f ; In s to the winds, or tc . ; : . v;:i ;'i;ni Ukii the heads ol t : . li.t among civilized kh 1 . i ' : ; - t!:e svinhol of relinemeut. 1 ihat is ijuestionable to i:ai:;i i V , . : v I'. r' 1 i I i. 1. . ,ii.. t: 1 ; IV... I- 1 .' : . r re : e: r OK INCINERATION. :I. .;of L;iit Liverpool arclut :.eross the country from 1: . : n-y ever erected in the . 'il:at is at Washington. miles from St. l iltsburg. .. i y Ur. Julius Ixj Moyne not 1 1 .. ive j-ears :;go. i'or two . id the" incinerations whieh . d there attracted wide- . .: :i on the buhjects being . .u prominent f.imiiies all over u rapidJy has cremation 1 ;.i l.-.vor of Americans bince : t. :' y there are furnaces in 1 :.l Lam-aster, l'u., UulTalo, N. i i.iLurg, I'iu Uno society, ; : i-o elected a- crematory at : '. L. L. has about iHH) inem ...i!;.r M-ciities cxitt in nearly : ci'.ies, and so common liave i. : s i eoaie that half of them !. ..i-d ei'. The use of natural ; . : ; lie liwly at the furnace : ; l".:s n largely reduced the : i a i;a ration and the attendant . . t exjK-nse is, now no . i '.-.-j method, sit least in thi? 1. Li r places, win re they have : v. D-;-!. ri'ul fuel we have, the ,!i Uglier, do-s not exceed ration and 1-3 for the rvi-v. it is said, however, that ;Iie ;:."iives luivo reduced the 1. 1. . i t:.. ti: ( : .Vi Tl.VN VASES. v' ul oe, the most prevalent i:i";iil ages for vases for the t..f dcud has generally been . . Multitudes of Greek sepul ; l::ive. alter a lapse of more i eaii;i ii S, been Lrought to . when learned men can '.: -in and gather from them :oi:::alion in history and i'gyptians made these ; .-it "such early times that :: poi ary with the pA ramidd Lui the most remarkable 't ry for burial purposes was .1 porcelain, mado of fine !i-.-. eiy fused together, and !; a t'dck silicious glaze of !. white, purple or yellow t ; v. re not only made out : ..) for the dead, but for the i : . ii g. too. But for the first e . : .-'iiMil mot. They were : 1 r.'ypt to the neighboring . ! ; ;e found alike in the . ' : e.-l: i.-les, the eepulehers ; :..; ll.e graves of Greece. : s f deities, the sepul- iu d with the dead, and r ho'.i.-ehold purposes werti i . . i e lain. It was at a late' ; a:ed cf deities were : : a 1 otta. The objects most i : i ! . 1 s material for tizo are . . fnur.d nt Vv'arka (suo : t f e the L'r of the Cbal i -. i ioii-w, atl crnainenta : ..: t ied. rittiebUIg Cor. . ;.e I -i !:;ocrat. THE CHARMS OF MEW YORK. A Graphic Inscription of Metropolitan Life, with Illuntratlon. "You see, it is this way," said tho New York man u ho was walking along tho street t;ilking to a friend from out of town. "New Yorkers won't liavo anything but tho best of everything. This being tho metropolis of tho western continent, wo aro put in a position where we can have our nick of everything, and you can well lelievo that we take the best every time. You will notice this," ho went on as they just managed to get out of the way of u truck team on a crossing, got punched in tho backs with tho jmjTo of a furniture van, heard the driver of un ice wagon swearing at them and wcro well spat tered with tho six inches of mud on the pavement by a hack team being driven twelve miles an hour: "you vill notice this tho longer you stay here. Little annoyances that you have been accuslomeu to having to submit to you will seo regulated in New York. Wo reason like this," he went on as ho dodged uround a couple of garbage barrels and a brick fell from tho sixth story of a new build ing anil cut a notch out of his hat brim : "our idea is this: that if wo de inand the best and stick to it, wo will get it. Of course, now in your town, a country village, you have some rural advantages that we can't have, but then wo liavo numberless other ail vantages that you can know noth ing of. New York," ho ran on, as his foot slipped on a banana peeling and a policeman threatened to arrest him for being drunk, and a grocery wagon horso took a bite out of his coat sleeve, "New York leads in everything in this country. It is not, of course, London or l'aris, but we manage things better here. "In the old countries," he continued, as ho dodged a bobtail car that already had blood on its wheels, jumped ten feet to one side as tho cap on an elec tric subway blew off with a loud re port, and stood and waited for a pro cession of ten trucks to pass, each ono of which spattered two quarts of mud as it went over a loose place in tho pavement; "over there the people haven't got the energy they havo here and they don't demand tfie best like we do, and so they don't get it. Now witli us " he went on, as ho rubbed an elevated railroad cinder deeper into his eye and felt hot water running down his back from tho same source, and went up (he dirtv and crowded steps, and tho ticket seller refused to take a good quarter because it was a littlo worn, and the ticket chopper accused him of only dropping in ono ticket; and tho guard slammed the gate m their faces and swore at fliem a couple of times; "with us we pride ourselves on leading in everything in this county, and have that reputation and so have to keep it up. "This elevated road," lie continued, as the next guard yelled "step lively there!" and they crowded into a car and hung on to each other because thero were already two men and ono woman suspended from each strap; "this road is something you won't find anywhere else. Instead of crawling along in street cars or paring exor bitant hack fares wo have this o carry us back and forth at a rapid rate. As I said, New Y'orkers demand and get tho best Wo" here tho train ran into another one, and tho car ahead fell into the street and tho ono behind stood on end. "Sit still right where you are on tho window," shouted the New Yorker from whero io Jay on the roof with four men on him ; "keep per fectly still; tho coroner will bo here inside of ten minutes. We have tho best system of coroner service in the world nothing but tho best satisfies us, you know. Breathe easy and hang on j-ou'll never want to live any where elso after trying New York for two weeks!" New York Tribuno. Treating Consumption. A new method of treating tubercu losis, or consumption of tho lungs, has been proposed by JL Ilaller. l con sists in inhaling dry air heated to the temperature of from 250 degs. to 275 dogs. Fahrenheit, the theory being that at this temperature tho bacilla which are supposed to produce the dis ease are destroyed. Old experiments havo shown that there is no difficulty in inhaling air at these temperatures, but it seems more than doubtf -1 whether tho effect will bo in the leait degree advantageous. Another and more rational novelty in the treatment is that described by Pettweiler as in use at tho FolkeiWein sanatorium. The essenre of this method is that the patients "re required to live perma nently in the open air, to sleep there, even if the temperature fall as low as 14 degs. Fahrenheit Thus perfectly pure air is secured without the break m the conditions which occurs when patients live put of doors in the day time, but aro housed at night. The patients are said to become fond of tho treatment, and the recoveries are placed at 25 per cent of tho cases tieated. New York Sun. t : 1 i v I.U . i i. , ! I: : it :t I; Name. : t!:e to w ri of Ilowland. i'.-.'mi- frrn the exclama-.-. i. ivi-r.turoiis white man . e with and stele awry r's wigwam a young and lie was pursued down -. v ia re he tool: his sweet ::.; and ookliv paddled r.siag water. In hot pur :.i:Ly m:s of the forest. t!.e banks cf the swift . they saw the white the Hiorc. They set up : I.ieli eontiniiol through .. n tlivsy t iiine to his ears it hes head each time auvi Ii. f; cried Uick. "llowl :" Uostoa Traveller. Edison Explains rrtctlon, A gentleman who thought he knew a thing or two about electricity, and was doing his best to convince dison that he did, ndvauceel a theory ebout how electricjlv was produced. "Oh. fudge," said Edison. "Do ... oy friction of course. It flies oil" a w heel as it goes round. What makes it lly off! Why, tho resistance of the air. All the electricity in the air i cauied by friction produced by tho atmosphere-as the earth turns round. When you get higher up there is no electricity, because there is no friction. "Pittsburg Times. To Cool Journal. Quite an ingenious way of cooling a journal that cannot be stopped, say3 a mechanical paper, is to hang a short endless belt on the shaft next the box, and let tlo lower part of it run in cold water. Tho turning of the shaft car ries the belt slowly around, bringing fresh cold water continually in con tact with the .heated shaft, and with out spilling cr spattering a drcp of tho water. Leslie's Is ewspaper. HOLY LNflOCENT HOAXERS. PRACTICAL JOKES PLAYED ON MEXI CAN ALL FOOLS' DAY. Very Funny Editor, Wlio Can "Fake" to Ttialr Heart's Content Bogus Bandit anil Make Believe. Highwaymen Pranks Costly and Troublesome. From Ids appearance tho average Mexican would never bo charged with the crime of practical joking. In fact an American would think more than twice before ho tampered, jokingly, with the quiet dignity and solemnity, two char acteristically intuitive qualities of tho Mexican Don, owing to tho latter s readi ness with tho revolver and dexterity with tho stiletto. Yet on occasion tho Mexicans, from the littlo toddling boy to tho white haired Don and tho dark eyed Senorita to the old wrinkled Senora, are tho greatest of all practical jokers. It becomes a sort of mania with them, as it did with their ancestors hundreds of j'earaago. Dec. 28, tho anniversary of tho slaugh ter of tho Holy Innocents, as tho babes who wero killed by King Herod on the birth of Christ are known, is tho day of all others in Mexico. The arrival of Fiesta de los Santos Inocentes is anxiously looked for every vear, and when it comes it is observed without stint. The exact origin of this peculiar day as one devoted to practical joking has been lost, so ancient is tho custom in Spain. The fact that it is 6poken of as the day of Holy Innocents seems to have inspired tho Spaniards with the idea of making Innocents or fools of one another and any one elso that can possibly be victimized. Ever since this hanpy thought occurred to some ingenious Spaniard some time in tho Fourteenth century the day has been duly recognized. BOUUS NEWSPAPER 6CAnES. The ways of celebrating it are, of course, many and varied. Mexico offers a particularly fertile Meld in this peculiar pastime, owing to the eruptive tendency of tho government ana people. A country in which a citizen inquires of his neighbor tho first thing each day, "Who is president this morning?" natur ally affords an ingenious practical joker abundant material for unlimited pranks. Tho newspapers are the leaders in re cognizing the day after the popular form. All sorts of liogus storiey uro artfully written so as to create immense excite ment, yet tho circumstantial facts are so related that suspicion is seldom aroused. High government officials are generally assassinated (in print) and robberies com mitted of great magnitude. On one occasion a gold mine of fab ulous wealth and extent was discovered four miles out of the City of Mexico, and the same day two-thirds of the popula tion of the town had foisaken their homes to hunt for tlio mythical bonanza. Another favorite nsode of paying court to the Holy Innocents is to frighten the population of a small village some miles out from the capital by publishing alarm ing stories of a threatened ra jd by bands of bloodthirsty Indians and bandits. Mounted couriers in the employ of the newspapers leave the larger city with abundant supplies of tho newspapers, and, dashing at full speed into the doomed town, throw the residents into a panic by reading from the public squares the horrible fate that awaits them. In a few minutes the whole place is in a terrible stato of commotion, and in another hour o- is com pletely deserted. Every one takes to the high road and inake-j the beta time possible to the larger city and safety. When tho hoax is discovered, no mat ter what the cost to the- victims, no trouble ever ensues. They pack up their goods, collec t their families tnd return in high good humor t" t'l-iir homes, thankful that hey have thet'-j t go to, and promising oiio another that they will not allow themselven to bo fooled next year. Yet when next year does come and with it the terrible news tbat yellow fever or somo other deadly .?couro is raging in the vicinity, threr.teniila to depopulate the whole qv,-- by its rav ages, the poopln forget the resolutions formulated the previous year. Provi sions are hastily packed and safety is sought in the nearly hill3 and moun tains. In one instance, six families lived in the open air for ten d; ya before the joke perpetrated, upon them was dis covered. THE BULL FIGHT SELL. Prank3 nt the expense of private imli vidualj are the commonest mouo of cele brating the clay, It li no uncommon thing for a wealthy old Don w;dking in a secluded portion of the town to lind himself suddenly confronted by twe masked marauders, with revolvers in their hands and knive3 in thvir belts, who command him to give up his valu ables quietly or they will take his life and valuables both. The next day he is pot greatly suipi ised when ho receives his valuables, accompanied by a cask of wino and u neat littlo note, stating that ho was merely made a temporary sacri fice to King Herod. On ono occasion notices in all the daily papers in the City of Mexico an.T nouncedf that a grand, bull fight would occur on. U:a at" tei noon, of Dee. 28, and that, as the admittance to the amphi theatre on this occasion would cost noth hacr. every one was cautioned to be on nana earrt i;ng ceioro miUday tiio eopio were Injuring into tho immense building in tordes. Although tho iirst encounter was not to take place until " o'clock, tho building was jammed to Itft utmost by 1 o'clock. Tho great assemblage waited patiently for almost two hours, and then anxious ipieries about tho matadors and their victims were made. After another two hours' wait it began to dawn on part of tho audience that they had been made victims to tho iopu lar day. In small parcels they left the building, but it was long after nightfall before the placo was empty. New York Journal. A Coffee Grower's A U vice. Tho writer has spent at least tho better part of liia life growing and curing tea and coffee, and however wanting he may bo in giving expression to his ideas, ho Is 6urelj in a position to advise tho gen eral reader on a subject with which he is well acquainted. First, then, deal with reliable people; and, secondly, buy what they consider tho purest and the most carefully pre pared tea and cotfeo they can supply you with, without demanding the same at a price at which you know yourself lirst class produce cannot Ik imported. If it should please you to take this littlo piece of advice, you will find that, hi tho end, it will not prove in any way extravagant, and it may add a year or two to tha length of your dayn. Table Talk. A Horse Problem. Headers of Tho Chicago Journal are puzzling their head over this problem : A sells D a horse for .."). r.-d t.rtrrward buys it back for $70, und then sells it to C for 100. How much does A make by tho two sales? Tho original cost of the horse does not enter into the proposition. We will give a good silver watch to anyone who sends us twenty-five yearly subscribers to the IIkhai.u. C. F. S M I T H, The Boss Tailor Maiu St., Over Merges' Shoe Store. Has the best and most complete stock of samples, both foreign and domestic woolens that ever came west of Missouri river. Note these prices: Business suits from $10 to 35, dress suits, $25 to $45. pants $4, $5, $6, $0.50 and upwards. E3FWill guaranteed a fit. Prices Defy ComDetilion. J.H.EMMONS, M. D. HOMCEOPATHIC Physician I Surgeon Office over Weaoott' store. Main street. ReHlnuo in Or. Kchildkneckt's property. Chronic DUeafes and Diseases of Women and Children a specialty. Ottlce hours, 9 to 11 a. in. 2 to 5 sind 7 to 9 p. in. tar-Telephone at both Office and Residence B.& M. TlmeQTable. OOIVO WKST, No. 1. 5 :lo a. m. No, 3-, -6 :40 p, m GOING KAST, No,2. 4 ;33 p. oi. No. 4. to ;30 a. m. No. 6.-7 :13 p. in. No. 10. 9 :46 a. m. No. 5. fi :47 a, rn. No., i.t-f y1 p. Ui, No. a: 6 :IT n. m. No. 11 a ;27 a. m. All tralus run dally by wavof Omaha, except P os. 7 and 8 which run to uml (mm H-hnvW dally except Sunday. rn. vi is asiuoto racine Junction at ft. 30a m No. 19 to a stub from Paolno Janctlon at 11 am. Lumber Yard. THE OLD RELIABLE. H. L WATERMAN & SON Wholesale tad Ketall Dealer In PI LUMBER ! Shingles, Lath, Sash, Doors,BIinds. Can supply every demand of the trade Call and get terms. Fourth street Iu Rear of Opera House " K. DRESSLER. The 5tM. Merchant Taibi Keeps a Full Line ol Foreign & Domestic Goods. Consult Your Interest by Giving! Him a Cal SHERWOOD BLOCK! G-O TO HJSITIVZ' BOECK'3 FURNITURE EMPORIUM! Parlor, Dining R00m and Kitchen S'UEMITIJB.E HE OWNS HIS OWN BUILDING, AYS INTO EENT And therefore can sell you goods for less Money than any other dealer in the city. HE ALSO HAS A COMPLETE ASSORTMENT OF HEARSE FURNISHED FOR ALL FUNERALS. lie hmUB The motto, "What is Home without a Mother," exibta in many happy homes in this city, hut the eflect of what is home without tho Local Newspaper is sadly realized in many of these "happy homes" in Plattsmouth. THE HE1SALB I Is steadily finding its way into these homes, and it always comes to stay. It makes the family circle more cheerful and keeps its readers "up to the times" in all matters of importance at home and abroad. During the Year 1889 Every available means will be used to make the columns of The IIekald a perfect storehouse from which you can obtain all in formation, and will keep up its record as being the beet Advertising Medium for all purposes. AT 15 CENTS PER WEEK This paper is within the reach of all, and will be delivered to any ad dress in the city or sent by mail. ENRY BOECK. COR. UAIN AND SIXTH STREETS. Ik !a!gj MM Is the Best County Newspaper in old Cass, and this has been well proven to us by the many new names added to our list during 1888. Special merits for the Weekly, are all the county news, six columns of good Republican Editorial, News Accounts of all import ant political or business events, one-half page each week containing a choice piece ot Vocal or Instrumental Music, choice selections of Miscellaneous Reading Matter. Advertising in it brings profitable returns. Our Job Department Is equal to any, and does work to the satisfaction of patrons from all over the county, and receives orders by mail from a distance, which are promptly filled. We have facilities for doing all kinds of work, from the plain calling card to colored work, books and blanks. Work neatly and promptly executed. Large stock kept on hand. Legal blanks for sale. BiroSoo Office Cor. Vine and 5th, Telephone 38.