Ll) I l-hATTfiMOUTH, NEBRASKA. T)' If RSI) AY, DECEMBER B, IsSS. V ? FAITHFUL NATURE Katur evar faithful to To sucb aa tnwt her faithfulE Vfueo lb forent ahaU mislead mat V.'h n tbe iiIrIiI and morning lie, V. h"n ara and land refuao to feed ma. Twill be Uiu enough to die. Emcraoa. TOE MAJOR'S UMBRELLA. 'Ian't blio ridiculous?" said Fanny Drew. "I declare," gasped Rlioda Fillcy, I've laughed until my sides ache!" "You ought to bo an actress, Patty Price," said Mary Ellis. The. eirU utood around, in a little group, laughing and applauding. It was a dull, rainy day, and business was not brisk at tho "Dry Goods and Fancy Em poriuni" on the corner of Main struct and Willow avenue. JIaj. Carson bad just been in to look at yellow silk pocket handkerchiefs a tall. blender man with very black eyes, and a complexion that matched the pocket bandkerchiefd and liad gono away, leaving a curious old Madras 6ilk urn brella with a hooked ivory handle, carved in tho similitude of a stork a head, on the counter. And Martha Price, tho youngest, mer riest and prettiest of all the 6liop maid ens, had caught it up, twisted a yellow bandanna around her neck, put ono of the "newest styles" of gentlemen's felt hats on tho side of her chestnut curl. and was parading down tho middle of the side aisle, with an excellent imitation of the half halt that characterized Maj. Carson a gait. Even Mr. Hoyt, tho dig nified floor walker, looked on from a dis tanco and smiled. "That Patty ItJco Is a regular little lump of withcraft," said le to Miss Daly, tho cashier. "Just look at her, will you? I'm told she Ucap'tal in private theatri cals. And she U certainly very pretty." "Yo-es." primly assented Miss Daly. Sho liad nothing against Patty Price, but it Is hard for a woman of 50, afflicted with chronic neuralgia, to sympathize heartily in tho praises of a woman thirty veara her iimior. Just ut the- moment when the laughter wa3 loudest, tho 6toro door noiselessly owned. Maj. Carson himself re-entered. Did I leave my umbrella here?" ho nsked, with a quiet glance which swept the wliolj auditorium, and took n every detail of tho scene. "Oh, yes, 1 see. A thousand thankb!" He lifted his hat with the quaint, old fashioned bow, and left the store. Patty Irice stood aghast, the felt hat till topping her crop of curls, the yellow pocket handkerchief yet displaying its Hat bow under tho central dimple of her chin. The sudden laughter of her Audience rras Jmslied. Mi:iS Daly uttered a littU gasp of horror. Mr. Hoyt rapped sharpN with hisknuckles on the nearest counter top. "Girls." said ho. "go back to your de partments. This isn't business. Tho knot of damsels dispersed at once, but Patty lrice carried the heaviest heart if all leneath the coquettish surplice folds of her blue delaino frock. "I oughtn't to have done it," she falt ered, busying her hands among the rolls of colored ribbon that the jwrter had just brought uistairs. "I'rudence always told me that my foolish, nighty ways would bring roe into trouble. I'm qiute, quite sure that ho saw me!" "What if Ito did'" encouraged Rhoda Filley. "lie can't have you arrested, can he?" "Oh, but he has been so good to us," lialf whinnied Patty, "lie left his handsome suit of rooms at the hotel and took board with mother just to help us along; end sister Prudence 6ays ho is the most perfect gentleman she ever knew. Oh. I don't know how I shall ever look liim in the face again!" "Is ho an old leau of your mother?" asked Khoda, Indifferently. Pattv started. "No!" she cried; "of course not! Why, he's not 40 yet, for all he looks so old. It's the East Indian climate has done that. Prudence says she thinks he's very handdomo and' "Oh!" laughed IUuxla: "then it's sister Prudence he s in love with'r" "I wish you wouldn't 6ay 6uch dis agreeable things," said Patty, frowning, "ilush! don't you see there's a customer coming?" All day long Patty was in low spirits. Sho went homo at night with a liead nchc, taking care to be a little behind the regular family tea time, so as not to see JIaj. Carson. Jf ho told mother," she pondered, "as it would serve me entirely right for him to do. v. hit will she say? Prudence, too if Phoda Hpcaks truth, and she is re ally in 1 ve with Maj. Carsou sho will never for.pve me. And now I come to think of it. Maj. Carson's profile is per fect, and his quiet, courteous ways are not a I it like those of the other men around here. He dix?s walk a little lame on one ankle, but when ono remembers that he got the bullet wound in protect ing a urtv of women from the mail robbers on tlie Neilgherry Hills oh, dear! wliat evil spirit did rossess me to mimic him today? It was the 6ight of that queer ;!d umbrella, I do believe, that put it i.ito my head. Old Daphne always Kaid that pioco of ivory on the handle was carved out of an eastern amulet, and I believe she was right! Daphne don't like to pass ihat umbrella in the dark. She always utters some spell as she goes by. There it is iinv!" brella ns it leaned cgainst the rail of the hat stand in the hall, where a single gas let burned feebly ts the lantern over- icad. 'Is it a good spirit, I wonder, she asked herself, "or an evil one, that Daphne Li afraid of?" bhe took the umbrella in her hand and looked wistfully at the carvings of the stork's head. "The Sacred Ibis, I suppose," she pon dered. "And I vi is' 1 1 hadn't made fun of it. Frudenco trill be so angry." She was still looking intently at the major's umbrella when the street door opened and the major himself came in. "I'm afraid," said he, "that I am a little late for tea. Oh, you were looking at my umbrella. Hiss ilaxtha. Well, I grant you" (with a quiet smile) "it is rather ridiculous: but it is a very old friend of mine, and Tve a prejudice in favor of old'frienda." Tatty burst into tears; the umbrella fell clank against the iron shell of the hat rack, splitting the stork's head in two. "Please do forgive me, Maj. Carson!" she sobbed. "I've behaved like a Pata gonian Indian, and 1 don't dwserr that you should erer vjpeak to me a3l Dot I never will again and, oh, please, I've broken it now I What will Prudence say?" . . "It don't matter," said the major, quietly interrtosing to prevent her pick ing up the ruins of the Sacred Ibis. ' Dut what has Miss Prudence Price to do with it.r "I I don't know," murmured Patty. "Sho says 1 have neither discretion nor dignity, anil she is right." "Now, Miss Martha, stop crying," 6aid tho major, gently patting her baud. "If you think that I bear you any malice on account of this morning's innocent bit of girlish masquerade, you are entirely mistaken. It is quite natural that half a dozen gay young things should make fun of an old fogy like me." "Put you are not an old fojjy!" "At eight-and-thirty? No? Well, peo ple differ on such subjects. And you are not to torment yourselr about it any more do you hear? Why do you look so earnestly at me?" ho added. The long, dark curtains of lashes fell on Patty's crimson cheek once more. "1 uon t know, she raltereu. "I was thinking how good you are. Here comes mother, and I know by the 6mell that old Daphne has taken the tea biscuit out of the oven. And oh, I am so sorry about the umbrella! The major picked up the umbrella, snapped the 6lender standard in two, and flung it composedly out of the hall window. "There!" said ho, "I won't have you fretting yourself so ceaselessly about an old umbrella!" OKI Daphne, coming across tho hall with tho coffee pot in her hand, stopped short. "Press an' sat) us!" cried 6ho, "if do sjiell ain't done gone outen de house! Well, it's a pow'f ul lucky t'ing for we tins. I neber done feel easy while dat ar ivas stan'in round." "Martlia," said Mrs. Price to her youngest daughter that evening while careworn Iruuence was examining tlio baker's book down in the kitchen. "Maj. Carson has been speaking to me" "I know," interrupted Patty, with a little guilty start. "He's going away the best boarder you ever liad and it's all my fault." "No, he's not going away. He" "Then," cried Patty, "he's going to marry Prudence! And she's a dear, good girl as ever lived, mother, but but do you think she id quite young enough for f.h,e jnajor?" "My dear child, if you would only hear mo out. The major" "Has got a wife already in India!" burst out Patty "an olive skinned prin cess, with a diamond as big as a hazel nut in her tiara, and he wants to bring her here! There are bpma rhrng9. J won't stand, mother. The Emporium people are going to establish a branch business at Denver, and I'll go out there with Miss Daly and the Wicklow girls. I don't believe" At that moment there was an outcry in the kitchen. Master Alonzo Price, the youngest hope of the family, had just come in with a bloody nose from smjrlo combat with somo neighboring youth. Mrs. Price graspod a camphor hottlo and rushed to the rescue, and Putty was left alone, "I wish I wero dead!" sobbed she, dropping her head on the cushioned arm of the sofa. "It's all tho evil spell of that horrid old umbrella!" "Has your mother told you, Martha?" asked a gentle, reassuring vofce pjosa io her elbow. And sho started, to behold the subject of her thoughts. very "No yes" sho faltered, don't go away, Maj. Carson!" Please "It ajj depends on you, Martha, whether I go or stay, ho answered,- gravely. "Does it, really?" ner heavy eyes brightened a little at tliis. "Then I will try to bo good to her." "To be good to whom?" paid the major, with something of a puzzled expression in his face. "To the prin to the lady, J mean, whom you are going to marry, "1 shall marry no lady, little Martlia, unless you will have me." said the ma jor, resignedly, shrugging his shoulders, x: "Yes," 6poke up Maj. Carson. "I hardly dared plead my own causo with you; but since Mrs. Price has not delivered my message, I must even try for myself. I suppose, dear, I seem very grim and antiquated to you, but my heart has never yet been, touched by wo man s voice or woman s eyes; and 1 have grown to love you very dearly. Do you think, fatty, you could learn to love me again.' Patty had grown first red, then palo. ner hands fluttered, as she glanced timidly up, and then answered; Oli, yes, l am sure 1 could, because because I felt so miserably jealous when I thought of the East India princess." ur wnomr "No matter no matter," said Patty. And almost in a second she was crying and laughing on Maj. Carson's breast. Hut the next morning she crept out into the garden and picked up the pieces of l lie Sacred Ibis head, lying out there in t he dewy grass. l shall have it mended, said she. "and keep it always. Daphne is right it i.; r.n amulet, and it has brought me luck! "Saturday Night. Saved by 111 Monkey. An instance of the instinct and fidelity of a young monkey comes from Batig- uoLiCii, a suburb or 1 aria. A little bov (so sav a French journal), the son of an in habitant of that part of the city, was playing in one of the rooms of his fath ers iiat with the monkey, which is a no.-1 intelligent and domesticated mem- kt cr its species, ihe boy. in a lit of juvenile caprice, tied the cord of a win dow blind around his neck and pretended to hang lumself, to the immense amuse ment or his bimian playmate, which grinned and chattered on a chair. Sud denly the boy became livid and began to cry. for the cord got into a real noose around lus neck. In a very short Bpace of t ime the monkey took in the situation and tried to undo the noose with his r"--Q Kiit ", TEL ST , It'taen honned awiv to another room. I wlxre the hoy's grandmother was sit- i 9 . - la. ci::g. ana uegan to pun at ner gown, 10 chatter, grimace ana look wistfully to ward tho door. At first, thinking that the animal wanted to bite her, the old ledy was frightened; but, seeing that it was endeavoring with might and main to d.-ag her toward the door, she rose from her seat, and went, piloted by the mon key, to the room where her grandson was moaning. The boy was instantly extri cated from his perilous position, though it was some time before he recovered from hi pain and fright. Jocko, the de liverer, says the French authority for t!iis strange narrative, received a nice little tablet of chocolate cream for bis pplendid action, and he deserved it. London Telegraph, TRADING WITH JAPAN. Bom Tlgarv Showing fl&w Much of It Do Import and Kz porta. Governor Hubbard tells mo that wo buy more from Japan than any other foreign nation. "Last year," slid he, "our imports from this country amounted to 21,000,000 Japanese dol lars, or about 16,000,000 American dol lars. We bought $11,000,000 worth of her raw silk, and nearly $7,000,000 worth of her teas. The fair cheeks of our ladies wero cooled last vear with $37,000 worth of Japanese fans, and our noses were wijhhI with $8 10,000 worth of Japanese silk handkerchiefs. Wo buy nearly $300,000 worth of Iorceluiii every year, and our imports of bamboo ware amount to $102,000 of Japanese money. We buy more than twice as much off Japan as any other country, and our imports are increas ing every year. In 1887 we bought $1,500,000 nioro goods than in 1880, and the United States will probably continue to be Japan's best customer.' "What are the chief articles of ex- rart from the United States to Japan?" asked. "Kerosene oil leads the list,' was tho reply. "Half of the Japanese na tion lights its houses with our coal oil lamps, and we sold in 1880 over $2, 000,000 worth of coal oil to Japan. There has been a falling off this year in this, but the export is still large. Then the American clock is popular in Japan, and you may see thousands of them in Tokio. The common office clock, which hangs upon the wall, is very popular, and one sale of clocks here amount!" to 160,000 Japanese dol-, lars a year. Many a Japanese baby is now brought up on American con densed milk, and $55,000 worth was sold last year. We sell sole leather, books, machinery and provisions, ana Japan bought $94,000 worth of our flour last year. Their figures are small, but American foreign trade is in its infancy, and it has a world yet to con quer. Here in the east there are 600, 000,000 of people who require more or less of some Kinds of goods, which American brains, push and capital can furnish at a profit, and in Japan there aro 38,000.000 of people who are ready take from iVerica what she has to sell that fits ner needs, whenever they can buy it as cheaply of her as of other nations. We sell to north China $0,000,000 worth of cotton sheetings a year, and this in the teeth of the manufacturing nations of Eurppe. Japan s mucY) more accessible to Us. Why should wo not sell to her?" "I low much do wo sell?" I asked. "None," replied Governor Hubbard. "The American cottons do not enter the Japanese markets. We do not make the cheap and light article of cotton required by the Japanese. slight change in tljQ factories,, QW- evtr. would adapt them to this ciasof goods, and there is no doubt but tl our American mills can get a limited market here when they are forced to look abroad for foreign trade. They will then have to sell their i I close competition wUh, England. We KniMil s (lcaresv lorcign neighbor. Wo have tho cotton at our doors, and our factories are in operation. Janan raises some cotton, but it is of an in ferior quality. It seems to me that foreign trade offers the solution of many pf th6 labor and capital troubles of the United States. When the home markets are glutted and factories closed for want of demand, this for eign trade could eat up some of the surplus and keep the mills from rest ing "Japan buys," Governor Hubbard went on, "$51,000,000 worth of goods a year from foreign nations. It sells in round $52,000,000 worth of goods abroad, and its imports are thus nearly $1,000,000 less than its exports. The needs of the nation will grow with the new civilization, and an increased de mand for our productions will be tho result. Among the chief things it now buys are steam engines, clocks, watches, hats and caps, iron, steel, window glass, sugar, woolen and cot ton yarns. Its importations of cotton yarns last year were $8,000,000, and it bought $500,000 worth of wines. It sells abroad about forty different arti cles, and some of these will be new to you. In camphor there is an export of $1,000,000, and in cuttle fish a like amount Japan sells $2,000,000 worth of copper a year, and it has one of the largest copper mines in the world. It sells $1,000,000 worth of porcelain, $1,000,000 worth of silk handkerchiefs, and $7,000,000 worth of tea. We buy nearly all of the Japan tea that goes abroad. The sales of raw silk amount to $19,000,000 a year, and of cocoons to $200,000 a year. It sells $400,000 worth of mushrooms, and $2,000,000 worth of rice. The trade of the country is susceptible of increase, and Japan is by no means at the end of its material development." Frank G. Carpenter's Letter. One Cause of Bala Storms. A correspondent of the Northwest ern railroad advances a curious theory for the increasing prevalence of floods and rain storms. He says that there are over 80,000 locomotives in use in North America, and estimates that from them alone over 53,000,000,000 cubic yards of vapor are sent into the atmos phere every week, to be returned in tho form of rain, or over 7,000,000,000 cubic yards a day "quite enough," he says, "to produce a good rainfall" every twenty-four hours. Estimating tho number of other non-condensing engines in use as eight times the num ber of locomotives, the total vapor thus projected into the air every week country amounts to 470,000, 000,000 cubic yards. "Is this not," he asks, "sufficient for the floods of ter ror? Is there any reason to wonder why our storms are so damaging?" Frank Leslie's Newspaper. a Bead Their Names Publicly. One of the most successful ministers of our whole connection has inaugu rated the following practice in taking the benevolent collections: He reports by name from the pulpit every donor, with the amount given. lie also de signates the names of his membership specifically, and those who have not made any subscription are fully re ported by name with a cipher ap pended. Boston Zion'a Herald. UUIET AFFAIRS. Pawnshop Which Do Not Hmng Oat the Three Significant IlalM. In my rambles around this great metropolis I have been surprised ut tho many methods of making a living. writes a New York corresondent of llie Uetroit lribune. Certainly "C no half tho world do not know how the other half live, they just as little know now tlio otner half make their Iivincr. increison rourieenin street a piace wincli gels its patronage from the very swellest and most exclusive circles of society. Tho place has no sign, noth ing to give it away us a pawnbroker's shop, but such it is, notwithstanding its handsome entrance mid liveried uoor tender, who ushers the visitorsor patrons mto an elegantly furnished drawing room, decorated with rare bnc-a-bi-ac and choico paintings. The woman who keeps it, for the pronrie tor is a woman, is dressed in the latest stylo, and receives her customer as if a guest. It is not until after the usual exchange of morning salutations that she tisks: h.-st can I do for madame this moi iimgr Thci niadamo displays a set of jew tdry. diamonds, perhaps, or bric-a- liriic. oil which she wishes a loan. SoMietiuies a note is given at the rate of 15 or i'O per cent. Theso notes, however, seldom go to protest, for the givers do not care to have these trans actions known to their husbands: but, apart from that, they cai-o but little, as it is generally understood that a woman frequently exceeds her allow ance and makes it up on tlio next, while the obliging broker makes a good profit from the necessities of fashionable women. The "duplicate gift" woman who calls at tho' handsome "brown front" house just after a fashionable wed ding is known to tho neighbors, who see her descend from a carriage or ba rouche only as a caller, but she makes quite a living in buying up the dupli cate gifts. Every ono knows that the wedding gifts of a season run in grooves, and that most bride on looking over their nfwssions, find a large proportion of their gifts dupli cated. The brido who wept herself ill on finding that she had seven butter dishes, every one alike, with a cow on the cover, had not the advantage of the brido of today, who calls t. ler aid the buyer of siicl duplicates, Qne pf jne popular brides of last sea son "found among her 700 wedding presents 15 silver plated candlesticks, 3 bronze busts of Shakespeare, 4 etch ings of Millet's "Angelus," 10 silver hand mirrors, 3 engravings of one pic ture, 8 fish knives, 23 picklo and ciiye forks, 16 fans. 14 jcw.el boxes! 8 bon bon bo.xes, ana 7 table crumb KPK Whfti did KhA rlrt toM - changowo-.n came' to her aid and IX most of the duplicates off her hands. Of course they wero disposed of at a sacrifice, and tho young bride worried for weeks for fear the trans action would leak out, but what could she do? She could not litter up her rooms with duplicates. I think it would bo a good idea, when one is sending out invitations for a fashion able wedding, to add to each what one is desired to present, orelr-c to do away with gifts by saying, "Gifts not de sired." I am sure either method would save any amount of annoyance to both giver and receiver. Peru's Corse of Wealth. It was the wealth of Peru and Bolivia which was their curse from the time of Pizarro to that of modern Chili. Guano has been exported since 184b trom teru, and tno annual ship ments are said to have amounted to $20,000,000 and $30,000,000, whereas the whole population of the country was not greater than Pennsylvania. The epidemic of riches broke both the government and the people, and brought in foreign enemies. How much better are we off iu some parts of this country with all our riches and so little fortitude? The guano running down, nitrate of soda was found in the deserts, and Chili came in to get this, and destroyed Peru. It was discovered in 1833, in South America, by an old Englishman named George Smith. They say it will take eight or ten centuries to dig it away. Nobody knows how the ni trate was formed under the sands of this desert. Shoveling off the sand, you come to a course of sun baked clay, and under this is a bed of white material, like melting marble, and soft as cheese. It is about four or five feet thick, and is broken up by crowbars and ground. A solution from it is run into vats of sea water, and crys tallization is caused. The ultimate i-e-sult is an iodine of commerce costing as much per ounce as the saltpeter brings per hundred weight. The high est grade goes to the powder mills, tho next to the chemical works, and the third to the fertilizer factories. Cin cinnati Enquirer, What Cigarettes Are Made of. For some time past Tho Chicago Journal and The Evening News have been waging vigorous warfare against cigarettes. The Journal has printed a series of articles showing the large number of cigarettes that were sold by small shopkeepers to the public school pupils, and has had interviews with the principals of the various schoohi and with physicians, showing the ex tent and injury of the cigarette prac tice among young boys. -The News has been investigating the composi tion and effect of cigarettes generally. With this end in view a number of packages of each brand commonly used were purchased and stripped of the boxes, cards and every distinguish ing mark. Each kind was put into a pasteboard box, the lid of which was inscribed with a letter. These wero taken for analysis to Professor Dela fontaine, a well known chemist. He found that the cigarettes he tested were generally made of to bacco ''imperfectly fermented," which means that an unusually large amount of nicotine was present in them. 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