The Plattsmouth daily herald. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1883-19??, September 12, 1888, Image 3

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    CINATE SCR
OLL AS MEN.
vncrlo C.mx of tier I.ua
( Mftliod of 8ulMlnlng
Ulg Snakes Troublesome
-harming woman was seated on
a a li nnaeondi wan wound one
.r wal:it, tlio rest of it length lyinjr
tier l 1 . In her right hand kIio held
's uzly li-nl Blio wos a brunette
tidioino enough to charm any thintr.
reporter murmured something to that
iAx-t.
"VS yon li.-i'l Lx-tter exton't low when you
Jay mo )rnpliiii-iitii," Blie replied, her eyes
twinkling tnisoiiicvoii.sly, "for the giant over
there l? my liti-!mnL He's awfully jealous.
und n hcu tie 'l mad lie weighs ten times
KS iniu-li us l.n !! now."
"Ah, tin-re," niil a littlo dude disposal to
le f:iii-tius; ' that a-uw-a worm, doncher
tnowf
"No, it'u n-sw-a masher, donclier know,
would you Iil.o Id try ho.v it eau-aw-mash?"
reiHndiil Mr. Smith, alias "Madanio Jean
eito lhy I.a." etc., with excellent mimicry.
( Thoiln'Iii dropjied his eyeglass and U-cumo
J -ej.ly inN ivntotl in the Ilgyption mummy.
Ti:e Miriko U-un to Btir lU coils in the wo
man's lap.
D in t H.K-n'i, ploase," tho said earnestly.
fI:j moved tl.o Land whieli heM thctnak's
liend until t!i lu-a 1 was jiointing straight at
lii-r f.ve. Nho tht-n f;i.tnol her lustrous
ldu-k ey;-:; :i the two Miutll, trent-h'-roua eyes
of tin hii.'tke. JIt eyes M-emed to expand
and tin." :i:iki-.-t to wt smaller. Xiijxt1,
jiieenly, mio lix l.nl; Iht features and whole
ln-aring s-iiiiiij;Iy exin-ing inttiiKo mental
eirrt. The snake upjvuril, at first, to avoid
lier gaze; th-;i it ce.-i-.i-1 stirring and its head
drooped, limp mi. I hstli-ss in iu-r hand.
"Now yu may Hi-a!," she saM.
"That was very pretty."
NO I!LH!:l"G ADOl'T IT.
"Oil, iadeed, theru v. as no fako' about
that. If I hadn't mustered the snake lie
would Luvo wliipiied hi.-, tail into that third
loop ho was forming ami squeezed mo until
my loiies cracked unless somebody caino to
my na-sistaueo and eut him in two. A bear
can't liu, tighter than an anaconda can
tumeeze. This is only the third time, that I
li.-ive performed with this snake, and ho is
disposed to bo ugly unless I look after hiin.
While I was chatting my eyes went oft him,
ond I suppose he felt there was an oppor
tunity to exercise what ho regarded as his
legitimate business. You observe that 1
always hoid tho snake by tho head, bo that
I can compel it to hxk mo in tho face. Then
'when 1 g'-t my eyes on it I can subdue it."
"J low;"
"Aii, that's more than I con tell you. What
muses the bird or tho mouse that I feed to
the snake to Untune powerless when tha
snake fastens its eyes on it? What is it that
enables one man to mesmerize another? All
I know is that I look at the snake's eyes an. J
will it, with all my might, to yield to me.
When I io that 1 seem to feel something
going out frv::i me electricity magnetism
1 don't know what. I feel afterward as
though I had engaged in u physical struggle
with something and conquered. There's
where tho pleasure comes in. You may not
believe it, but when I concentrate my will
to subdue that snake tho excitement is in
tense tho enjoyment exquisite. I suppose it
is something like what a soldier feels when
tho munic plays as be marches to battle."
"How do you acquire that Kwerr
"It Lsn't acquired; It's born. Many people
possess that iower, undoubtedly, who don't
know of it. Quite accidentally I found that
. J had it. 1 never had that fear of snakes that
most people have.
TDK UrSTEBIOCS POWEB.
'When quite a girl I noticed some children
running from n garter suufce. What iosr
sessed me to do it I don't know, but I picket
it up, fastened my eyes on its eyes and found
myself willing it to submit. Then it fell into
n sort of siupor, and 1 found that I could do
vitu it what I liked. This discovery that I
could Mibduo tho tftialco so that ft became en
tirely passive in my hands pleased ma J be
gan to exie!-iii!cnt with other and larger
snakes, always selecting, of course, snakes
that are not venomous. Then when circum
stances took n turn so that I had to earn my
own living 1 took to the business. It pays a
good deal lttpr than sewing or school teach
ing or selling dry goods."
"How do you first go to work with an ana
conda f
"1 first give it a bath of warm milk. This
it seems to enjoy hugely, ami is soothed by
it and gets languid. Then I try to get jt in
a posit ion where I can fasten my eyes on its
eyes. This often requires a great deal of pa
tience, for tho simke tries to avoid it, seem
ing to feel tkit it means a contest in which
it will get worsted. Dut the opportunity
conies at last, and when the snake droops its :
Lead listlessly I know that I have charmed it j
ejid can safely pu; my hand on it. The next
operation is easier an 1 the snake is more j
quickly rendered passive. With each opera- j
t ion it Incomes mere docile until 1 can per-
form witli it in public. Dut always one has
to be careful, for the snake is liable et any
time to try squeezing. You can tell by tho
way it moves its coils when it is going to do .
that, and can then charm it or mesmerize it :
until it is passive; but if you are frightened ;
nd get bewildered you can't exercise any ;
rontrol over the snake, and the snake will
xtoaUy try to charm you. I have had one .
r two narrow escapes through carelessness, j
worst place to have a snake is around ;
- neck, because it takes very little squeez- !
to mats you feel exceedingly un- j
anacondas troublesome to keepP
i say so; they require great deal
.o than a baby. They are so liable
iCold when confined. You have to
warm blankets over them and exercise
" of care to keep them properly warm,
bey are mighty particular what they
he only things that seem to thoroughly
sritb them ore white mice and guinea
.hickens and squabs, and these have to
ren to them alive. The snake doesn't
ji to enjoy eating unless it can first charm
) animal or bird. I have never found it
'.Lie to keep ona long, and they are ex
"ve to tmy.'" Nevr York Tribune.
-It's Ar!c Wood Discovered.
radio of sixty miles of Xash--re
is sait la be found a tree
the shittiiu wood of ark
1 botanists from all over
i examined the trees and
jrow nowhere else on the
s decided that it is the shit
' ich Ttoah's ark was can-
of which is made several
i The tree is medium sized,
' -ooth bark, and the wood
color. In early spring
i long, white blos
- reat ostrich
t doubt about
"v. is rexnark-
1 this Ktnafl
"c Ameri-
Tlred . 1 Cm Never
' Co-4 Vp tm th Standard.
The want of good models in training tb
figure is seriously to be deplored. The in
sensible education of a beautiful, spirited
picture or statue in developing beauty has
never been rldly used in modern times.
Madonnas and goddesses are too purely
ideal to serve human readings. Detter types
for poise, air, and costume are the clay fig
ures of Kpanish ami Provencal artists. 1 ho
exquisite statuette of "Tho Header." by an
Italian sculptor iu New York years ago,
was so fine a modeling of a girl's dress and
figure that it is a regret copies of it cannot
bo in every gallery. A girl of I'J or 130, as
that age ought to look, stands rupt iu her
tiook, tho lines of her lieautifully simple
dress defining a high bred figure, matchless
in its reserves, yet from which it seems one
could never take his eyes. Tho perfectly
adjusted shoulders, wide enough for
strength, with promise of never becoming
too wide under life's burdens, are flat in
tho hack,, as if they had grow n against a
wall, fulling in at tho waist with the spring
that betokens a (rood walker. Tho outlines
of every limb, even through tho garments.
tare lithe uud elastic, w ith more spring to
them than nny round barreled gymnasium
trirl owns. Such a figure never conies from
a gymnasium solely.
It comes lirst of rest and the strength that
comes of rest. A tired, weakly figure will
sag, Ix-nd ami le wanting in elasticity,
Overworked figures settle down ami lose two
inches of height by the pressing together of
the iarts of the body. That is why women
seem and are shorter in middle age and after.
On rest deiends tho length and suppleness of
limb, and women should know how to take
advantage of everything in their favor to
conserve strength and secure rest. Girls
must lie trained to take it at proper seasons,
whether they feel tired or not, and tho woman
must contniuo this exact and sjiecial care of
herself as tho foundation of Ler well being.
A day or two of laying olf at tho right time.
having her breakfast in bed, and spending
the day in the luxury of a wrapper and a
lounge will make the difference between a
blithe, active creature tho rest of tho time or
one who goes about with a constant ache and
futijruo. I know one woman who sends the
family off to the seaside aud shuts up herself
to the most luxurious and wholesome soli
tude, orders things she likes best to cat,
books from the library, and any little indul
gence she hapiiens to fancy, and rests glori
ously from week's end to week's end, coming
out bright and able, as she would not be in
tho exactions of hotel life.
Dr. Ilosmer, the father of Harriet Ilosmer,
tho sculptress, one of the acutest of New Eng
land physicians, use to drive round his prac
tice in house cleaning season, telling the
women to lie down and rest, not to sit down,
when tired, as half an hour at length on a
lounge would refresh the whole body more
than three sitting in a chair. The periodical
rest should be insisted on by every mother as
long as she lives to watch over her daughter.
Without it shoulders grow brood and the
gait dragging.- With rest the step is elastic,
tho form well upheld, the bust firm, and the
limbs retain elegance of shape. Work while
you work and not while 5014 rest, should be
tho word for every girl and woman. Ilia
bath is a great aid to refinement of figure,
and properly used will often pi-event oliesity.
Shirley Dare's Letter.
Anecdote of John MarrUsey.
"The account of the exploits of prize
fighters as knights errant," said a well
known clergyman, who didn't want his
nama mentioned lest he might be suspected
of too great familarity with, such subjects,
"reminded me of a story which Capt Bu
Faii-child, cf the New York city polioe force,
used to vouch for twenty-five years ago. A
friend of the captain a very proper sort of
person, whom we will call Mr. Good had
conceived an intense horror of prize fighters
in general, and of John Morrissey in particu
lar. Mr. Good, one day while traveling up
the Erie road, propped into a conversation
with a gentlemanly stranger of herculean
frame who occupied the seat next to him.
When the train arrived at Turner's the depot
was seen to be in the complete possession of a
mob of roughs and stalwart lumbermen, who
had taken possession of the lunch room and
terr oriaa4 pvery body in the place. Mr. Good
was hungry, and bo and his unknown com
panion left the train to get something to eat.
Mr. Good pushed his way through the prowd,
aud ordcrad an oyster stew from the waiter.
Tho proprietor demurred, pn the ground that
the roughs would not permit any' one else to
bo served but their own party.
" 'Oh, give my friend an oyster stew,
spoke up the unknown Ilercules; I guesj
there'll bo no trouble.'
"Tho stew was no sooner served than
horny hand reach over Mr. Good's shouldei
aud tipped his stew upon the floor.
' 'Suppose you give mo an oyster stew,'
said the Hercules quietly, with a defiant
glanc-o at the burly six footer who had spoiled
Ur. Good's lunch. Another stew was served,
aud it was as promptly tipped oyer by the
same haud, while the mob of roughs laughed
uproariously. But the Hercules, like an
avenging thunderbolt, had leaped from his
stool, and the laugh died away as he went
right through that crowd, striking out right
and left until he had cut a broad swath clear
to the doorway. When the cyclone was over
Cve roughs had to bo picked up out of the re
mains of those milk stews on the floor, and
ali the rest bod escaped. Then the Hercules
smoothed down his cuffs, resumed his stood.
and remarked as quietly as ever, 'Just let
mo have another stew, please, and a fresh
one for my friend.'
"Mr. Good looked at his companion in awe
tsLe ejaculated: 'Excuse me, sir, but who.
are you, anyhow T The Hercules reached
into bis vest pocket and produced a card
bearing the name 'John Morrissey, New
York.' The stews were eaten iu peace, and
Mr. Good afterward, said to Capt. Fairchild,
as he described the encounter: 'Well, they
say a good many hard things about John
Morrissey, but he's a mighty good man to
travel with.' " Philadelphia Tress.
Origin of an pld LeReutL
The aneient folk legend of the sun dancing
on Easter morning seems to receive some in
direct support from a letter in Nature. At
least, If it pan be well established that the
mooa dances upon occasions, onr difficulty in
admitting that the sun does tho same thing
must be diminished. A lady at the antipo
des, roiling Jo her father in England, men
tions that she, with a sister and a friend, be
ing on a balcony the night before at half
past 10, distinctly saw the waning moon
dancing pp and down. They gradually grew
frightened as they watched the phenomenon,
end made up their minds that it must por
tend an earthquake. The writer adds that
fbe movement was apparent only when tho
moon wa partly behind thin clouds, which
were streaked across her face. This proba
bly gives the key to the mystery. A waning
moon would not be far above the horizon at
half -past 10, and its image well within the
cone of mirage from rising and falling va
pors, while the combined movement of moon
and intervening clouds would easily produce
a familiar rvntienl delusion, and. aided by an
r ' 1
alarmed Imagination, give the moon the sp- j
A CHINESE FLOOD:
WHAT A FOREIGNER
CITY OF KIU
SAW IN
KIANG.
THE
Entering Stores by Means of m Caooe A
1'athctlo Incident IWuge In the Mount
ains Graves of Great Men After the
Flood's Subsidence.
Tho water of the Yangtso ICiang Lad been
rising, and at last it had overflowed its banks
and filled the plain. The city of Kiu Kiang,
whero I was living, was half submerged, and
tbo only outlying lowlanda were covered
with water. As many as had boats, and
had warning enough to take to them, had
sought refuge on adjacent highlands. This
brought many hungry refugees to Kiukianj
which added to an already overcrowded pop
ulation, and half submerged streets mudo it
a good place to get away from.
A native magistrate told 1110 that there
were no less than 40,000 of these hungry and
impoverished wretches in tho city. They
had neither silver nor gold, and depended
for Fulwistenco solely upon the charitable, of
whom China bos a goodly number, und ujxm
what they could steal or pick up. So great
was the distress and so importunate the cries
for bread (or rice) that many merchants
closed their stores to get rid of tho cries of
the hungry for food. I had a forty iiouud
"llob Hoy" canoe, which I kept in my parlor
for safety. The water stood some two feet
deep at my front stoop. I launched the canoe
at tho door and made excursions through the
streets of the city, and uianv were the
novel sights. Tlie stores and shops Lad
water iu many instances to tho counter tops,
and upon these sat merchants who kept
guard over goods stored uion shelves and
hanging from beams above tho water line.,
I entered these stores in my canoe, and
traded and chatted with the merchants, who
amused themselves between customers by
watching the fish which swarmed in vast
schools in the stores and fed upon the falling
crumbs or rice thrown them by the clerks.
Occasionally I would find a resident street
ujioa lower ground where tho water coveted
the doors and where the only means of pass-
ago was through holes made in the tile roofs.
I frequently found families living upon ini-
proviseu 101 ts ana me t-uuareii wero sus
pended in baskets or tubs hanging from the
beams or rafters.
HOPELIUSS PLEADING FOll KESCUK.
I passed one street built of reed ami adobe
shanties, where the frail houses of tho poor
were rapidly yielding to tho encroaching
waters. One house Lad just crumbled away.
and the Into occupants a man and woman
were standing In tho water to their armpits,
holding on to their littlo possessions, in the
way of scanty wardrobe and crudo beddiwr.
and pleading in piteous but fruitless prayers
for rescuo. My boat was so licht as to re-
quire careful manipulation to carry one in
safety. To render aid was out of my power.
so thut all I could do was to do nothing in tho
way of relief. I shall never forget the look
or helpless grief and stoical submission to
fate that marked tho faces of that haoless
pair as I rowed past them, and as J pould pot
help the suffering and my lifo and health
were in danger, I betook myself to the moun
tains, where the air was clear and healthful.
till tho floods should subside. The journey
to tho high ground was long and tedious, but
onco on the heights we secured Quarters with
somo Buddhist monks in an ancient teninle.
After a day's rest aud recuperation we
whiled the time away in exploring tho moun
tains. Hid away in the most inaccessible
places were the graves of distinguished dead,
which had for centuries been overarown
with acacia hushs, now in f ulj bloom, and
whose rich blossoms loaded the pure moun
tain air with a sweet perfume. The only re
maining relics of these tombs were the carved
and entublated stones, which told in crude
hieroglyphics of the renown of the men
whose bones had long since returned to dust.
Around these graves, wild boars now found
a hiding place, and huge serpents coined their
slimy bodies and alternately skpt and fed
upon such birds and mice as chance brought
within reach.
AFTER THE FLOOD.
Now and then we came upon tall groves of
bamboo, from whose branches our guns
brought down wild pigeons, which, found a
warm welcome upon our table. n the
gorges were crude milhi fitted, with wheels
upon which the spring fed Mbabblipg brooks"
fell in ceaseless torrents in their rush to the
sea. Upon the ends of antiquated lovers
were huge stoue pestles which fell with meas
ured stroke upon stone pots died with dried
sandalwood aud camphor brush and reduced
them to fine powder, which were worked into
paste with oil and made into incense sticks.
whose sweet smelling odors as they burned
upon Buddhist altars appeased the wrath 9:!
tuo gcjqs.
i wo weeks were thus passed, when wo re
turned to our yacht, and after a few hours'
sail again cast anchor off the crowded city.
Tho waters had subsided and the papulo.ua
city was again busy with, the ceaseless chatter
aud clatter c f oriental commerce. But the
lloou nod Iert tears and desolation in its
tracks. Whero a few weeks before were
crowded streets of humble lionics of tho poor
was now ouly a clean washed sand plain, fha
adobe houses had been dissolved in mud and
washed away. Many people had gone into
tbo tide and become food for sharks and por
poises. Their place of sepulture will never
be marked by carved stone, nor their graves
visited by filial descendants. No last honors
were performed over their biers. The places
which had known them simply knew- t-hem
no more, hey were gone. Survivors
quickly prected like shanties upon the spots
where the others bad been, and awaited, their
turn to be drow-ned the next flood that came.
Tho Chinese, like the traditional Arkansas
farmer, never mend tfieir dikes when there is
no flood, because they do not need it then;
and when the floods come they cannot mend
tham.
The loss of life and property by that flood
will never be stated in figures; but to tbo end
of my life I shall never forget the scenes of
sorrow and desolation then witnessed. Chi
nese Letter,
Shrewdness of a Confederate.
The hero of the following anecdote, a boy
of 16, was not a Yankee, as might naturally
be supposed, but a Johnny Reb." He had
been entrusted with dispatches for a certain
Capt. Grandy at the battle of Fredericks
burg, and found himself compelled to de
scend a hill directly under the fire of Union
sharpshooters. Suddenly his horse stopped
and tumbled under him, as if warned of
danger ahead. It seemed like pertain death
to ride down in fair view of the marksmen
concealed in yonder tannery, but he must de
liver the orders to Grandy.
An odd plan occurred to him; he would
dismount and roll down the hill ! No sooner
thought than done. He got off bis horse,
which bad sense enough to lie down in a
fence corner, and down our hero rolled, right
into the breastworks I What Grandy and
his men thought of this mode of delivering
dispatches, he did not stop to inquire. Re
turning, he found his horse waiting in' the
fence corner, and they soon showed their
heels tp the "Yanks,"" to tbetr mutual com-
uecJS U9 S HlfcT. vm w
iort.YoaOi'iCaiosMtioa.
SKILL OF THE HANDS.
Tlio Wonderful Degrco of Accuracy to
Which They Can Be Trained.
Wu hear a great deal about the wonderful
precision and aecurucy of machinery in
theso days, and of course it is wonderful; but
the degree of accuracy to which tho human
hand can be trained is equally wonderful.
flaying cards are required to bo cut with
tho sides quite wirallel to each other, because
if a puck le trimmed by the machino slightly
wider at one end than tho other, and they lo
come turned "end to end" iu dealing, the ex
cess in width of some cards over others at the
end of tho ack will lo double the vnriutiou
in any one card, which would facilitate
cheating, very minute variation Ix-ing x-r-ceptiblo.
Tho men who test theso cards for
this make calipers of their finger and thumb
and by passing them along from one end to
the other detect a difference in width be
tween tho two ends which it is diillcult to
measure by any other means.
There are men employed in factories where
dried yeast is uiudo wiose business it is to
put the yeast into iucknges weighing a cer
tain amount each. It is on a table in front
of them in a large plastic mass, and there are
tho scales for weighing it. Dut tho men do
not use the scales. They simply separate
from tho mass with their hands a lump of it
and put it up, und y ou may cho so at ran
dom and put it on tho scales, and it will
weigh exactly the right umount, the scales
beam just balancing.
Where large numbers of eggs aro handled
and shipied to market there is n process
known us "eandlcing" eggs, which consists
iu taking them up iu tho hunds (usually two
eggs in each hand lit a time), and holding
them up before a lighted caudle. Tho light
shining through them reveals to the pi-
ticed eye tho exact i'o...:,uu.i oi tiie contents.
Iiut somo of tho men soon get so that tuey
do not need to use tho candl, the mere con
tact of their hands w ith tho shells denoting
the condition of the egg just as infallibly
and much more quickly. And they distin
guish in thut way not merely eggs which ure
decidedly luid, but those "which ure just
barely beginning to loss their freshness.
Here are three different ways in which ex
treme skill of the hands is shown bv jK-rsist-ent
training: First, in detecting slight dif
ferences in magnitude; second, in weight;
and, lastly, iu texture or character of sur
face handled. American Machinist.
AVuy Good Swimmers Drown.
n by uo good swimmers drown in the
6eaf' was asked of lifo saver young Kd
O'Brien, who has liecomo somewhut famous
along the coast hero.
"I will tell you,""he answered. '-Tho men
who aro good swimmers, and who drown
w hilo iu bathing here, aro fresh wuter swim
mers. I hey are good swimmers in smooth
water, but when they tackle the sea thev aro
no good. A good many, when in tho water.
go out too far to show oif. Then when it
comes to swimming back thev civo out and
go down. These fresh water swimmers have
on idea that they must get back on a straight
line, ihey know nothing alout tides or
currents, and they strike out to get lck to
shore by tho short routo instead of finding
out the out-rent and swimming with it. The
first thing they know they get into a wave
that twists them all up. They don't know
when to cut through it. and all of a sudduii
they loose their head, get out of wind, lie
como scaivd. and then comes tho erv for
help. A fresh water swimmer cominc to
any beach ought first to study the currents
and tides before ho ventures out. No ono
should venture out beyond the safety 'm&
unless he is thoroughly posted. 110 matter
how good a swimmer ho is in still water. If
he knows the current and the tide thor
oughly ho will flad it an easy matter to get
back to shore iu his own good time."
'What do you first say to a drown ins man
when you reach him'"
"I sing out to him as loud as I can that I
have him safe. If I am in a bunt I first
throw bim a rppe. When I go for a drown
ing man I always think of a life for a lif
It is (Uways best to keep a drowning man off
from you until you have him quieted down.
If an excited man gets the best of you in the
water the chances are both of you will be
lost."
'What is the first thing a saved man wij 1
generally say to you,?"'
"After ho gets out and gets Lis wits back
agam the hrss thing a man generally does is
to smile, shake. bis head and say 'That was
a narrow escape, sure.' Then he'll thank mo
over and over again, and if he owned the
world he'd give three-fourths of it to me. A
good many I have saved rewarded me lit
erally, but I have helped out somo men who
promised me much, but never kept their
promises." Atlantic City Cor. New York
Sun.
CMrl At Motes in England.
Ten or fifteen years ago uo man would
have believed it possible that girls that rocg
of whose aptitudes Tom Tulliver entertained
so disparaging en estimate could ever have
became such brilliant performers in the lawn
tennis court. Even among men less preju
diced than the young hero of '-The Mill on
the Floss," it had always been an article of
faith that women "can neither throw nor
leap," and. that the day would never come
whop a tennis bat wielded by a female arm
would really and truly "strike" a ball instead
of "spooning" it. They knew not what could
be done with the female tennis player by
merely "catching her young." The girls who
have learned their tennis in the school room,
so to speak, who began this game at tho ago
when they began their "scales" and "ex
ercises," are very often nowadays a match
for their brothers. And of power has been
born grace, which, indeed, if it does not
always spring from power, must always
have power for one of its parents.
No one who has ever seen a really skilled
competitor in a "ladies' tournament" but will
at once retract and apologize for the impiou3
worq -awKwarci ana "unrenunine ' if any
such slanders have ever passed his lips. Lawn
tennis has now fairly won its title to be con
sidered a fitting game not merely for "young
men and children," but for "old men (or a$
any rate middle aged men) and maidens'
also, Jhayasaid my say on behalf of tho
latter, and as to the former they, if they are
sensible men, are hardened against ridicule.
Why may they not as legitimately breathe
themselves, though unskilled, on the tennis
court, as grasp the crab catching oar, op
mount the unaccustomed horse I Aquatic and
equestrian facilities, moreover, are less easily
come by (ban the opportunities in these days
for a bout at lawn tennis. English Illustrated.
Magazine,
A Few Toasts.
May we bo loved by those whom we love.
May we kiss whom we pleaso and please
whom we kiss.
Woman the fairest work of creation. The
edition being extensive, let no man be with
out a copy exquisitely bound..
' Here u tq brothers, who aro not bothers,
And sisters who are not blisters.
May every man lose his nose who only em
ploys it to poke into other people's affairs.
May every man be just as happy as he
wishes his neighbor to be.
And may we never hare to shed, the tear
of regret that we ever denied ourselves any
thing that we likfed,
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