, AILY llEUALD: PL ATTgfAOU'l rt, WiSBKASKA, TITESO A V. A P OUST $..lM8."V- f 4 ZEECED IN PARIS. OME OF THE TRICKS FRENCHMEN PLAY ON VISITORS. American Moot Merclleattly Swindled. "Vhjt It CotU to Eat t a Flint Clau Tri t-tiMirant Trlcka of Gulden auI Walter Th Charge. "Making a precarious living by taking in Mfb other's washing. n This wns one of Grenville Murray's jokef which he applied to any village or town, the inhabitants of which hal not any visible means of subsist ence. Homothing of the samo kind of sentw ment was et'hoel in a remark niale by an Americau on the boulevard here a day or two ago. "Everybody in Pari seems to live by making a eoinniistWHi out of somebody elsa.n Tho man hnd In-en sonio weeks in I'aris, had U-ii flM-d right and left, upend ing a lot of money and seeing very little and petting lewi for it. "I'aris is a regular fraud, le saiiL "You want in Americans to come over hero and teach you what civilization really is." The speaker was a practical busi iicttfl man, as acute as a razor, a self mode man and an inventor. Yet, in spito of nil t smartness and his most business like habits, he had "got left" in Paris. The fact in that Americans who come to Faria and don't know the ropes do get most mercilessly swindled. Fully 50 per cent, of tl'O Jnrgo sums sK-nt by Americans in this city brings no return in value of any sort or kind. Many leave I'aris imiigiinntly and vow never to set foot in it again. Like the gentle man quoted, they set I'aris down as a "regu lar fraud." This is a pity, because It is hard lines on a man who comes to a city for a change and a holiday to lie sent away with Jits temper Hoiled, ami all te more so that with a little precaution ho could easily avoid the hirpies who infest Paris perhaps mow than any other continental city, including Jfaplea. codes axd cornntits. Much good money is wasted on guides and couriers. The regulation fee for th- services f these is $2 a day ami a meat Very few, however, content themselves with such a salary. It is to tho extras that they look for their profits. Thus it is very usual at meal times for the courier to take his client to an expensive restaurant. His client can't speak French, wants to sample French cookery and 1 .ids his guide order. The guide order every thing that he likes and what is most exien sive. If his client has not the same tastes as he, so much the worse for him. When the bill has leeii paid the courier pockets the document and will call in the evening to get i."0 per cent, commission. The American I have referred to had in tins way been taken to all the lest restaurants in Paris and hud spent on himself ana his guide what would sufiice to keep a French peasant nnd his family for a year. At ono Louse, which is noted for its good cookery and tho moderateness of its prices, ho had paid $107 for a breakfast which he had been unable to eat. Elsewhere he hail spent 40 on a dinner which he valued at seventy-five cents. To convince him that one can dine well and cheaply in Taris, I took him to a restau rant I frequent, consulted his tastes, and gave him a dinner Winch cost me for the two of us just $1.40. He said he had not dined so well since he had lieen in Paris. There is absolutely no necessity to take one's guide to lunch or dinner, and if visitors would remember this they would save much money and fare very much better. In every good restaurant in Paris there are waiters who can speak English to translate the items ion the bill of fare. SHOULD BE AVOIDED. Much annoyance would also be saved to visitors who dine at the restaurants if they would avoid visiting houses where the prices it dishes arc not marked on the bills of fare. At such houses tho amount of the bill de pends on the appearance of squeezeability or otherwise of the customer. The very cele brated houses should be strictly avoided by the American visitor, unless he is accom panied by a habitue. Barring the pleasure of a tickled vanity, there is scant profit in paying $-"0 for a dinner barely worth $3. It should also be remembered that prices of dishes are for quantities sufficient for two persons at all the better restaurants. Items not marked on the bill of fare which may be offered by the waiters should be left un touched. Two or three prawns on a plate, a few olives on another, and such kickshaws, will, if touched, bring the bill up 25 per cent. "Waiters are in the habit of putting these on the table without being ordered to do so. In the matter of change visitors should be very carefuL Certain moneys which have jio legal currency in France are invariably nt certain establishments offered to foreign cr4i Chang for good money. It should be ""noted that the only moneys current iu France besides French coins are those of Italy, Greece, Switerland and Belgium. Russian and Austrian gold is also currency. Rou manian, Spanish aud South American coins should invariably be refused. They can only Le disposed of at a loss of 20 per cent The coins of the late Tapal states can be passed at nominal value, but should be avoided, if possible. In ordering goods made to measure such as ladies' or gentleman's clothes, a written con tract should be made, otherwise the amount charged will very probably be doubled on tho bilL The tradesman, if payment Is refused, has the right to Lave the visitor's truuks reized and to prevent him froir leaving Paris. Tickets for theatres should never be bought at any of tho theatrical agencies in the city. These charge about double the right prices. Visitors can always procure tickets at the booking offices of the theatres in advance. These are a few indications of how to avoid bein swindled in Paris, and if people would observe tbem one would bear less complaints a visitors: There is do city, perhaps, iu k world where so much pleasure can Le got for as little money as in Paris, but in no city either is the systematic swindling of foreign ers, and especially of Americans, more ex tensivelv carried out. li. IL Sherard in Xexr Yori World. A Good and Pretty House. In the" business, bustle and brick of a city we need to gather all the ideas of structure -within reach and pluck from our miuds the "reary wooden box conception of a habita kin and make that one spot we call our homo jsX as beautiful as artistic training and the ngth of our parses can make it. We have bat one earth life to live, and the quality of V lie home settles tho quality of that life. A shower of brown cottages let fall upon a , breezy greensward and under the shadows of spreading trees may each contain more hap piness and contentment than are within the Teach of the dwellers in as many lovely palaces frescoed by immortal names. Nor is it necessary that the man who has a house fcuilt shall have all the technical skill of an architect or a builder. lie may know in stinctively when he has a good and pretty , just aa ha may tell a good painting -nit having an expert' artist's incisive ''e of the chemistry of colors. VARIOUS OLD SAYINGS Absurd Old Saw That Wr One lieved by Good People. We are apt to regard various old saws that have been preserved to us as the epitome of the wisdom of old observers, and possibly of some value for that reason, as tho old ob server bad so little to distract attention and thought that his or her observation was likely to be closer and of nioro worth than the generalization of today, when people are skipping from point to point and. like roll ing stones, staying nowhere long enough to gather any moss. But how many of these old saws and dicta are painfully absurd on their face, almost cruel to recall, when we remember that there were icople who had no recourse but to believe in them; people, too, who could hardly le blamed in their day for any sort of belief, while both St. Augustine and Melanctbon hail belief in the existence and horrors of the wehr wolf. Among those legends are a huge mass of instructions as to which day of the week, for ins'.anco, is the best ono for cutting tho hair and trimming tho nails; rules, to le sure, that aro observed by people of more or less intellect and good breeding today, not, they will tell you, that they really believe in them, but that in case tho instructions might be true, they prefer to be on the safe side and escape the penalties. Instructions also abound as to tho fit day for engaging ser vants, for starting on journeys, for buying houses, building, and other matters. Accord ing to these old dicta, if one puts out of lied in the morning tho left foot first, nothing could go right for the rest of the day. If ono did not want ghosts to visit tho lieds'de at night, one must not put the heels of one's shoes toward the bed in taking them ofT. In tho same room with a newborn child a fire must be kept burning, to ward on the evil spirits that might make a changeling of it; tho child must never be taken down stairs before it has been taken up stairs, lest it should never rise in the world ; it must not be shown itself in the glass before it is three months old, or it will die; it must not have its little nails cut in that time, or it will prove a liar; if its mothar touches blade or ax or scissors on the day "of its christening, it will meet its death by some sharp instrument; if the sign of the cross bo not made over the baby's mouth when it yawns, the devil will enter in at it. To whip a child on Sunday is to ruin it; but to whip it on a Good Friday is to make it well behaved all the rest of its life. Nor, according to theso words of wisdom, can a child be allowed to walk backward, for the child who walks backward drives its parents by just so many steps toward the bottomless pit; nor may you allow a child to read and eat at tho noma time, unless you are willing to ruin its memory. Other matters, too, como under the jurisdiction of these ancient prohibitions. The wedding ring should not bo too small, unless one wishes for misfort une. Of the bridal pair the one who first kneels in prayer, or lirst rises from prayer, is tho ono who first dies. These and a thousand others like them are the rem nants of former days, "and we can well congratulate ourselves that we have escaped from fno prison walls of reliance on 60ch notions and cau afford to laugh at our fallen fetters. Harper's Bazar, A Shooting Incident In India. Four Europeans who had been out after tiger in tlie Maimensing district were, says a Calcutta paper, returning at the close of a very long day, and had almost reachsd tho factory where they were to dine and jiass the night, when the captain ordered a halt. The "line" at once pulled up, and ho said: "I hata seeing loaded rifles taken into a house (it was tho old muzzle loading days), more especially where there are children ; I propose that we firo ours oft." "All right," said another, "bat we have not had a shot all day; what do you say to a 'pool T "There's nothing to firo at," observed a third. "There's that gburrah," said the captain, pointing to an earthyrn vessel which some ryots who were working at a little 3isf:ance had, as usual, brought their day's supply of drinking water in. "Very good," said the fourth, "but, what with bad light and the distance, it's by no means an easy shot I propos3 we each put a chick on." "How shall we decide as to the order of flringr said one. "Oh," replied the captain, generously, "commence at your end of the line." Tho mark was by no means an easy one to hit, for tho distance was well nigh a hundred yards, the guns smooth bores and the light that deceptive kind which one gets just be tween daylight and dark. But, on the other hand,-the hunters were exceptionally good men, all excellent shots, either of whom could hit a running deer from tho back of an ele phant twice out of three times. "Fire away," said tho captain. No. 1 grazed the right side of the vessel, and it was thought must have hit it. No. 2 went just over it. No. 3 went a little to the left "Thank you, gentlemen," said tho captain, "IU trouble you for tboso 12 rupees." He raised his gun as ho epoktf, and the next moment the jar wa3 covered with earth; the bullet had cut the ground beneath it Presently the vessel was seen to wriggle and then to kick, while a feeble cry pro claimed it to be a baby. Consternation was depicted on every aee. The elephants bolted, the sahibs jumped down and rushed to the spot, the parents running from tho op posite direction. The little mite hadn't been touched, and was carried off by the father and mother with great rejoicing. They also took the "pool" along with them, and right glad the sahibs were, under the circumstan ces, to part with it New York Post Aluminum As an Alloy. But the chief uses of aluminum are in the forms of alloy, which seem destined to take tho place of steel, iron and other metals where they are exposed to heavy work, its tensile strength being far greater than that of steeL The chief alloys aro copper and antimony, but alloyed with brass it gives out a clear, ringing sound when struck and makes an excellent metal for bells. Alu minum bronzo is used in making propeller screws, it not being affected by water, and neither does it corrode Aluminum iron holds its color, gives a finer grain and pre vents sand holes in tho casting. Alloyed with Einc, copper and nickel it has a pale, yellow tint, while with 5 per cent aluminum and the rest copper it takes a rich yellow fcimilar to brass. These alloys are used for harness, or wherever a yellow metal is de sired. They ore rapidly taking the place of brass, being far less apt to tarnish and much more easily cleaned. The new White Star steamers now being made in England are be ing fitted with this metal in preference to any other. There would also seem to be a large Held for it in the manufacture of musi cal instruments that are now made of brass, I'ew York Mail and Express, Bad a Trained Ear. A native of New Jersey, who is visiting in Detroit, kept brushing around his face in rather frantic manner .one evening whenever the boat whistles blew. At last some one asked him: "Do whistles disturb youl" Whistles r be responded blankly, "I thought those were musquitoes buzzing ci-ouad." Detroit Free Press, A BABYLONIAN TEA. NOVEL METHOD OF SUMMER EVENING SPENDING IN TOWN. Interesting Story Told by a Youthful UmaJ of t'MMon-IIoif a Philadelphia Hostess Filled tier GunU with Amazement and ItellSht. A suave youth, of small fortune, but large social pretensions, who is kept in town by his duties as a bank clerk $15 a week was a triflo mystified a few days ago by the receipt from a fashionable married woman of a visiting card, on which was written, "Friday evening, 8 to 10. Tea Babylonian." "Tea Babylonian! Tea Babylonian!" be read o train and again. "What new wrinkle may that bo, I wonder." It renuired about four seconds for him to seo that his engagement book was virgin. He made up his mind to go in a space of time so small that ho had no method of calculat ing. For, remember you, divorsions that promiso anything worth speaking of to a city bound swell do not como every day in August Tho next morning, warm as it was, the youthful limb of fashion was swinging down Chestnut street to his desk in tho banking house as chipper as a boy with a new watch. "Well," said I, "why so blithesome this morning!" "It was tho tea, the Babylonian tea," said he. "I tell you it was a stuuuer." "A nd what is a Babylonian tea?" He was so full of it that ho must have re garded tho opportunity to talk as a favor. This is the story ho told: "When I received the bid," he explained, "1 had no more notion than tho dead what a Babylonian tea might bo. However, as you see. I went The house a charming one in a fashionable street is the scene of many a pleasant dinner and dance in the winter, at which one is sure to meet a lot of agreeable people, 1 had read in tho 'sassioty' column of a newspaper that the host and hostess were in town for a few days on their way from somo Virginia springs to Bar Harbor. "I was not at all surprised, therefore, to find tho front stoop swept and trim as be came the habitation of a Christian even in midsummer, nor was I amazed to observe tho door standing hospitably open. Thero was something nofquite intelligible, however, in tho circumstance that the only light to be observed was furnished by a single gas jet in tho hallway. A mau servant, however, standing near the doorway mechanically drawled out: 'Gentlemen s dressing room third story back; ladies' front parlor.' As I stumbled up tho stairs through semi-darkness, I saw that tho door to the drawing room was open, and, glancing In, J observed what appeared to bo women's wraps on tho chairs and sofas, which, however, were cov ered with white linen, as when the house was first put in summer order. " 'A queer basket of chips,' thought I. 'If this is tho Babylonian tea I shan't want much of it, and where are tho Babyloniansf "I was in tho third story back by this time, when another scrvaut politely took my hat and placed it with other hats and coats, lie tlian opened a door at his left and I passed down a gloomy passageway into another half lighted room. "As I looked blindly round ho asked my name, I gave it him. He turned, and simultaneously calling out my namo brushed aside a curtain of some dark, heavy stuff, and I passed into Babylonia. "I fouud myself standing in an illuminated garden. Glowing Cliineso lanterns wero strung In fantastic designs along tiie edge and drawn to a common point over the head line in the center suggested a great canopy of light Here and there among the branched pglsas and the spreading fern varied hued fairy lamps burned with a mild light, Small tables were set out on the grass and illumin ated by tapers burning in heavy silver can delabra. Tho edgo of tho garden, on three sides, was marked by a light balustrade. On the fourtli the garden ended abruptly against tho wajl of tUP houso. Looking beyond ttw balustrade I could make out the tops of tvc&t gently waving in the wind. I felt upon my cheek also a breath of cool air, and upon my mind flashed at onoe the truth I was stand ing on a housetop. People in evening dress were seated at the little tables or moving about looking at everything curiously. My host and hostess were standing near the cur tained entrance, which, as I looked again, I saw was not a doorway, but a low window. I made my regards and they laughed merrily as they observed my very observable look of surprise. " 'It is the same with every one,' chirruped my hostess. Vmazement, tUeu, if I may be permitted to say it, delight Pardon me, but really I never had tho pleasure of gather ing my friends at any entertainment that afforded so much fun as this Babylonian tea is giving.' " 'But tbo idea,' said X, 'where did you get nr "Then she was good enough to explain that her husband, who is a member of the tre mendously rich 'Manufacturers' club,' had casually mentioned that a feature of tba club's new house, which is now being built, will bo a summer garden on the roof. She caught at tho remark as containing the sug gestion for something altogether unique in the way of entertainments. The develop ment of the idea was manifested in the 'tea' called Babylonian, of course, for a reason that is clear to you with your recollection of the celebrated hanging gardens. The roof on which wo stood was that of the back building, which was a stor3' or so lower in height than the front The grass was in sods, bordered in long shallow boxes, neatly concealed by the green. The palms and ferns and other exotics were of course in tubs, all from tho stock of a florist A servant had strung up the lamps, and a carpenter, with out much ado, had put up the balustrade against the possibility of anybody's stepping Off the roof and tumbling into the back yard. "As our hostess finished her little story soft musio of strings came floating on the air from somo invisible quarter. I determined for myself that the orchestra was placed in a room just off the garden out of sight, but near enough to bo heard in a degree that was pleasonter for being soft and low. Ices and salads and some other things were served at the little tables, and altogether everything went on much as it would at a lawu party of the every day kind. The company was not a large one, but still it was numerous enough to send everything with go and spirit Nearly all the men were people who, as I knew, were kept in town by the demands of business. and usually appear more or less miserable at the clubs. Naturally enough in August iu town they outnumbered the ladies two to one. Most "of the ladies were, like our host ess, passing through town from one resort to another. Some had come in for the 'tea' from the country places at Bryn Mawr and the other fashionable places regarded us eubnrbs. They were so pretty and gracious that they merited ail the attention they re ceived. It was quite midnight, instead of 11 o'clock, when the 'tea' was over, end as wo went out the rooms and passages, which earlier were so dark,were brilliantly lighted, making clear what 1 had supposed that is, that the preliminary gloom bad been ar ranged to make one the more susceptiblo to tho glowing beauty of the roof garden." Phihvdalpbia Cor. New York Herald. JOHN G. GRAPHOPHONE, ESQ. A New Entertainment for Midsummer Gnet Correct Artlculatlou. The latest invention of the day, the graph ophone, has also been seized upon by nov elty hunters, aud graphophone parties are anion ir the midsummer season's festivities. The host begs, borrows or buys a grapho- phone. Then she sends out cards for an in formal reception "to meet Mr. Grapho phone." An expert operator is on hand to present Mr. Graphophone to the guests, and bring out his strong points. But that worthy is generally allowed to introduce himself in a harsh voice, somewhat after the following manner: "How are you? (whir). How are you, ladies? (irr), I hopo 1 (snappp) see you well this evening (pop-pop-jiop). Let me intro duce myself (whir). I'm um-m 'raphophone, (jiop), John G. Urrrapbphoue, Esq., etc, eta" After the professional has put the thing through its paces, tho guests are invited to "tackle" it. It is worth tho full price of ad mission to see the scared, nervous look with which a woman puts the receiver up to her ear, after her doubts as to its diabolical na ture have been silenced, but not obliterated. The novice who tries to talk into it looks us sheepish as though he were being compelled to make love in the presence of a congrega tion, and everything, even the most ordinary platitudes of the telephone service, fly from his memory and leave him speechless. There V. generally a rising young ttyior in the party who sings his latest song into tho machine, and is a good deal astonished at the timbre of the voice that comes back to him. It is a fact that while the double mirror has long enabled us to see ourselves ns others seo us, no one, before tho introduction of the jrraph Ophone into society, ever l. J.; ua others hear it No person living could recog nize his own voice when reproduced by a graphophone, while from a medley comjiosed of the utterances of a dozen of his friends he will be aide to recogiiizo and name each voice instantly. When a person speuks tho sound is conveyed to his ear through tho vibrations of tho skull aud not through the vibrations of the air, the medium by which other ears are reached. There is generally an elocutionist on hand to declaim into the ma chine, and unless he is a model of his kind, he learn a few things about his own faults. If the graphophone ever comes into general use it will be the most powerful agency ever designed for tho improvement and perfection of articulation. Every indistinctness, ellijisis or slurring of a syllable or consonant, is mag nified by the machine, atid frequently leaves a blank of half or three-fourths of a word. After everibody has talked, whistled and sung into the receptive ear of Mr. Grapho phone, that gentleman bids them all a tear ful adieu and the party breaka up, Wash ington Cor- Nw York Tribune, Making: Designs for Advertisements. Some six months ago an artist of my ac quaintance complained to mo in bitter terms about the difficulty ho had. in making both ends meet He was a painter of decided ability, whose works should certainly have sold upon their merit, but he was unknown outside of artistic circles, and even in the auctions to which he occasionally sent them when driven to desperation, his canvases brought no remunerative prices. Last week I encountered my artist friend again. He was doing the swell on Fifth avenue, with tho most stylish of summer suits aud a gen eral air of aifluenco. He informed me that ho had just came to town from Atlantic City, and was going to take a run down to Newport for a couple of weeks. I asked him if he had coma into a fortune, and lie laughed. "2ot exactly," said he, "The fact is, it is soap. When I got so deucedly hard up that I could uot have been any worse off, an ac quaintance of mine, who is one of the edi tors of a big magazine, sent f ir me to desig-a a soap advertisement for that periodical I was well paid for it Since then I have been kept busy making designs for adver tisements in the newspapers and magazines. It pays cash, and more cash in proportion to the labor thau painting pictures, and there is more of it than I care to do. I have fre qently to decline orders iu order to find time to continue my painting." It is a fact that few of the public are aware of, I suppose, that many of the adver tisement designs which appear in the various publications of the day are executed by the most prominent artists in the country. If they were signed by the designers' names they would be recognized as the productions of men whose pictures receive high praise at the regular art exhibitions ami whose reputations are high in tho roll of American artists. What with designing advertise ments and making illustrations for books and magazines, it is a very poor artist who nowadays cannot earn a good living. For a long time many of our painters held out against the seductions of the commercial community on the ground that it was be neath their dignity to sacrifice their art to business, but it is a rare case at present when such a commission is refused. Alfred Trum ble in New York News, Keeping Track of Strangers. It's easy enough to keep track of single in dividuals in a crowd, if you are only looking for some distinguishing mark. Things you would not notice if you had no occasion to identify a man will fairly crowd themselves on jour attention when you are trying to keep his name and personnel paired off to gether. Some peculiarity of facial expres sion is, of course, a common meaus of identi fication, but there are other ways of keepiug track of strangers who possess no glaring de formities of form or feature. The quietest dresser on earth may have some little pet notion as to ties or jewelry or boots that spots him at once to the shrewd observer. One man may have a patch of gray right in tbo middle of a brown or black beard, one shoulder may be higher than the other, ono front tooth missing, a small dimple may divide the chin, his hair may be peculiarly kinky or straight or long something's bound to show me whether he has entree to the floor. Doorkeeper in Globe-Democrat Why We Have Bright' Disease. An Albany physician saj-s Americana suffer more generally from Bright's disease and nervous complaints thau any other people, because they sit down so persistently at their work. When Englishmen, Germans and Frenchmen walk and exercise, au Amer ican business man will go to his office, tike hi-: seat in his chair, and sit there all day without giving any relief to the tension of the muscles of the back. Tho result is that these muscles surrounding the kidneys be come soft and flabby. Thy lose their vital ity. The kidneys them-ives become weak and debilitated. If business men would walk more and stand instead of sitting at their desks their health would be much improved. Chicago Herald. Where They Should Vie. "Peat's thimf said Mulcahey, pointing ts the life preservers on deck. "Those are life preservers," said the officer. Ob, life pre sarvera, are they I Thin why don't yez send thim to ther hospitals, where there's plintj dying an' dying all the toixue, betladr Oceau. - The Plattsmouth Herald Is on joying aSoamin both, its EDITIONS Year Will be one during which the subjects of national interest and importance will le strongly agitated and the election of a President will take jdace. 'lhe people of Cass Count' who would like to learn of " Political, Commercial and Social Transactions of this year and would keep apace with the times shcnild SUBSC Ta ttrtc FOU F.1T1IEK THE Daily 0-r Weekly Herald Now while we have the subject before the people we will venture to Bpeak ot our re ss 0 I Which is first-class in all respects and from which our job printers are turning out much satisfactory work. PLATTSMOUTH, AND WEEELT 1888 rvn M U Q NEBRASKA,