tilt DMLX J1KUAJLD, i L AITS Aluu Til, NEliltASICA, THURSDAY, APiUL 10, 1888.'
The Kvening Herald.
J. H. KING, City Editor.
A. XaSlhbarjr, DtatM, Kocfcnood KuilJln?,
Dr. Mir? In. fflr b-1 L'eiMrnee Nhrrwood
Block, Trlr!ioae .o. 42.
CITY CORDIALS.
Special call of the Hoard of Trade
tonight.
Tht ca of I'olk v. Welcher, ft nl,
is being leciJel y the jury na we go to
Ircs.
I'imenger concluctcr Chaso has
moved hij family and houssholj goods
from Lincoln to thU city.
Everybody g nud listen to Col.
fcjteart'a proposition to the city in ru
gard to the pontoon brhljjj.
The first battle of the Revolution, at
Lexington, Mass., took place on the same
date ns today, April 19, 1775.
Ths conimitteo on the erection of
the pontoon bridge will report at the
li jard of Trade meeting tonight.
All memben of the Y. L. 11. It. A.
are requested to meet at the reading
room Friday, April 20,at 4 p. in.
A California epeei.il excursion train
composed of five chair coaches in charge
of Conductor Smith passed through this
city, going east, at 5:30 last night.
- It looks atf though "spring has como,
.the floweri in bloom," when we view our
grocery stores which are well supplied
with green peas, lettuce, radishes and
i-plant.
Junius X. Black has been appointed
ganger, U. S. Intcrnnl Revenue. He will
receive hi commission about 3Iay 5,
when ha will proceed to Omaha to com
mence his dutie3.
(. W. Adams, of Weeping Watur,
passed through the city this morning with
two imported three-year-old Normn
colts. Their weights are, 1,400 and 1.410
pounds. He was taking them to Weep
ing Water.
W. H. ?Ii.3 from Missouri, the gen
tlemanly night operator at thu depot
will leave this city next Friday for Cali
fornia where he goes to recruit his
1. .old. I r: . . .1 . I i. cn.ii.un.i-
Jo:ies of this city.
The school board inspected the
school grounds yesterday and ordered
the place to bj graded all round Mu
scimol house, th; planting of oi nanu-nta!
trees, and for the ground. to be fYnct-ci
in so tt keej out tha snoitivo an.l tin
restrained bovine, from leaving his foot
prints on the lawn.
The Stuart Theatre Co., had crowdud
hou.si in th's city for a week's stand on
account of their low prices. The Lunic
Goodrich company has acquired a first
class reputation for histronic ability
v.hcrevcr they have app ared. They wiil
appear tonight at the opera house. .Ad
mission 25, 35, and 50 cents.
It has been decided at the late seeds
man convention that there is a species
of esculent named Savoy, (sa-voi). Th
"Pearl of Savoy. w which is h specific rem
edy for dyspepsia, by producing exhila
rating laughter and intellectual interest,
will be on exhibition at the Opera house
this evt-ning. Do not fail to go and wit
ness the performance.
Hon. John Fitzgerald of Lincoln,
was in the city yesterday with the inten
tion of remaining over today to confer
with 3Ir. Voss, an architect of acknowl
edged ability, whose office is in Omaha.
Mr. Fitzgerald wa3 compelled to leave
for Lincoln last night on receipt of a tel
egram. Mr. Voss came into the city to
day but of courss was unable to auything
The idea is, to turn the Fitzgerald block,
corner of Sixth and Main into a first-class
hotel by building additions and making
n great deal of alterations in its present
construction. .
Mr. Riddle, who formerly gained an
excellent reputation as an hotel keeper of
Wahoo, Neb., has purchased the Perkins
house. The house will be closed in a
few day?, and undergo a thorough course
of repairs and alterations. When com
pleted it will be a credit to our city and
equal, and in may cases superior, to any
hotel of its size in th state of Nebraska.
Mr. Kiddie's name is familiar to every
traveling man that has business in the
state and he is certain of liberal patronage.
It is hardlv necejsary to wi.li him success,
for that is already assured.
The "Brotherhood."' gave a bail
last night in the Opera houso that was
largely attended by our b.st citizans.
There were so many on the floor that
there was barely room to dance. A large
number of ladies and gentlemea wore
seated in the gallery and balcony view
ing the enlivening scene below, where
laughter and jollity reigned suprams.
The mm appeared in their working suits
of overalls, jackets and taps, while their
wives, daughters, si.ters or sweethearts
wore very pretty costumes of blui skirts
'and blue-checked jackets trimmed and
fash'uned in a very ntat and novol
manner. Natural flowers, tastefully ar
ranged, added to their fascinating ay.
psarance. The occasion will long bj
remembered by tin happy participants'
as one of dignified, vet unrestrained
nt
"Ton Cents a Package."
That's what it coats for a package of
cigircttee with a portrait of -an actress
in mosj ilto-curtain costume, and not
much of that.
Columns have been printed concerning
their manufacture and thrir injurious
properties, yet still their sale is increasing,
so therefore we do not intend to ijforal
izu on the matter, but shall be well
pleased if we can only " snatch one
brand from the burning.'
Dog-fanciers give puppies, of the
King Charles "pauiel und other breeds,
giii, to stunt their growth, and plenty of
human puppies smoke stinking cigar
ettes to stunt tiieir intellect. Iu that
species of anatomy wa aro not interested.
Puff. ,
It is tho youngsters we are after. The
puny, pain-faced boy who .is apoing tho
mn. There are also intelligent men
who have acquired the habit in their
young days and would like to quit.
Well, quit !
We were conversing with a business
man of this city on the subject a short
time ago aud he said: "I smoked
cigarettes for eleven years. Thoy used
to seem to hava a soft, soothing influence.
When I'd get up of a morning the first
tiling i wauted was to smoke a cigarette,
then I would keep on smoking them all
day. Just before I quit smoking them
I bagan to realize that I could not collect
mv thoughts on business matters and al
ways ft;lt sluggish and indifferent to
business matters. I felt that if I jdid'nt
hooa quit I should go crazy. I tried two
or three times to quit that is, I thought
I tried but after two or threo days I
would be saiokiug them again. I then
commenced to reason with myself ; and
I thought, now you have made a pre
tense of quiting, but you have not. Be
a man. Have som" control over your
self and quit. I did, although it was a
hard struggle, and I have never smoked
a oizarette since, and I never will again.
You might just as well smoke opi"m."
A cigarette is an elongated liluyia f
narcotic stupidity, and stamps the youth
smoker as-a conceited fop, and an elder
ly person as a premeditated chump of the
first water for setting a bad example to
those younger than hinis.?lf.
If a boy or youth persists in this per
nicious habit and don't die young, in
liu? course of a few yenrs lie is very
liable to have tha same complaint sis the
fell-jw who -had been sniffing snutf for a
:ni:nb.'i- of years. Hi constantly coin
;)!aiued of a pain in his h;a.l. The
;)!iy'ci.ms were puzzled but could offer
.to relief When he would "walk the
ttr.-cts his head was never erect. Some
times it would loll on one side, then
on the other. Again his head would be
hrown right back or else forward as
though he was in a eleep atudy. He
went to a phrenologist who said he. had
a bump beyond his comprehension. He
died. A post-mortem was h?ld, the
brain-pan opened, and it was discover
ed that the enormous amount of snuff he
had taken had coagulated the braiu in
such a manner that it resembled a base
ball and was in the habit of rolling
around the interior of his cranium mak
ing him very absent-minded. "
The only use for a cigarette smoker
after his death is to have hia body em
balmed, painted and decorated, then to
be stuck outside of a cigar store as a
sign, one arm outstretched holding a
package of cigarettes In the hand, and a
placard fastened to his shirt front on
which should be inscribed " Fools laugh
at their own folly.''
Evangelistic (Meetings
In the afternoon meeting forcible illus
traiions were given of different classes of
Christian workers.
In the evening service the excuses usu
ally givL-n for not accepting the gospel
invitation were considered. Same thirty
five or forty cams forward for prayers.
O ie hundred ami five persons have so
far expressed themselves as deeply inter
ested in religion an I anxious iuquirers
for the way of life. Anion j these is a
genilema.i. who at one time, last year,
seemed neir the gats of physical death.
He now seeks the gate of life eternal.
-If U (are) Nice be Good, nRich the
mind, cheer your soul, rousa from your
drooping despondency, the Pot (will) tie
when a Joke's well cooked. 25, So, and
50c. admission at the Opera house to
night. Only Two Chairs.
Mrs. Iloraersbam, who is lecturing in
England on nursing, recommends that the
sick room should contain only two chairs
"one a comforUtb'o one for tho nurse and an
unco:iif or table ouo for visitors who stay
too long.'" Exchange.
A Health Hint.
Abdominal massage has been successfully
applied by Dr. 1L Sahli, of Berae, to the
cure of constipation. His patients aro rec
ommended to roil a five-pound canr.cn LalJ
over i ho abdomen for Svo or ten minutes
daily. Arkausaw Traveler.
ALibausa'a Homesteads.
Thcro aro 10,000,000 acre3 of excellent
government land yet unsold in Alabama,
ilueh of this Laid can bo purchased outright
6t 1 1.25 per acre. . It is also subject to home
stead entry.
Tho French and English jnilitary authori
ties have determined to prohibit all tele
graphic correspondence from tbtetfeld during
the next caoxptugB.
Tho Editor's Terror A Pen Picture)
If there is anything in this vsle of tears
that givos us acute neuralgic pains it is
the negative who click, clickety-clicks
on our door-latch, and bounces into the
office like a Queen of the Mist in some
billet scene,- gives his hat n toss baok on
his head, throw? the reflection of his
gleaming headlights into our line of
sight, parts his aqacuUtors and displays
an irregular row of colored pinno flats,
as he shouts in idiotic gloj, "Well, how
do we stand this morning?" The pious
editor who has been perusing an ohtru.se,
scientific w.'rk about cocanuts, entitled,
"The kernel, or the affinity of the nut
and the shell," meekly replies, "fairly."
"Fairly, be darned!" shouts his tormen
ter, "Don't you know they've beat us by
thirty thousand, I did think the boys
would have managed to beat the solid
South, but it don't look like it. Ah! me,
Oh! O!" And with one leg crossed over
the other, and fingers of both hands in
terlinked to hold them in that position,
he sways his body backwards and for
wards as he stares the stove cut of coun
tenance, and stamps one foot on tho
floor to keep time to some melody that
was dug up at Pompeii, occasionally
glaring round at us as wo write this arti
cle. as much as to say, if I had soma salt
I'd eat yer.
In another moment he jumjis to his
feet and howls, "Conkling's dead." No
response. "Chief-Justice Waite is dead."
Still silent. "All the groat men are dy
ing off fast, don't yer ktow?" Still sub
missive and writing his obituary notice.
"Don'tcher know I've often wondered
how you editors can keep on writing
while a fellow's talking. Say. I'm sixty
nino years old next November when I'm
going to vote the straight ticket, perhaps
it'll be the last I shall ever vote. I've
lived in this town, now coming on twenty-two
years, and you see that ere house
over yonder with the cottnnwood tree
just inside the door, well, that's were
Jem . Human endurance is pros
trated. A blow from a stuffed club and
he is'dead, to rise no more. He has gone
to that elysiura where tho "wicked cease
from troubling and the weary are at
rest."
PERSONAL. PARAGRAPHS.
21 r. Voss returned to Omaha this e en
iug. Miss Blanche Fcight of O.mh i, is m
Ih-i city visiting friends.
Mis. .Oh as. Forbes and Mrs. II. A.
Wendell went up to Omaha this morning.
Ftvd Murphy, who is running a gro
cery store at Cedar Ceek, is in town to
day. C. A. 2Ianker, a well-known banker of
Louisville, was on business in the city
today.
Mrs. Win. Iteay, who has been visiting
in the city left for New Jersey this
morning.
Miss Susie Smith, of S J ward, who has
been yisjting 2Iiss Lizzie Leach, left for
Lincoln this morning,
Mr. Geo. ilayfleld of Louisville, who
is well known in this city, is around re
newing old acquaintances.
The following ladies are visiting Omaha
todoy: Mrs. R. B. Windham, UrB. Tay
lor, Mrs. Ryan and Mrs. R. Ti. Living
ston.
2Iiss Anna Russell left this morning
for Keya Paha County to visit her sister.
She expects to be gone two or three
months.
Miss Ada McGuire, traveling cor
respondent Chicago Neics and formerly
of the New York Music ani Drama,
was in the city today,
Mrs. Levi Hoag, who has beeit attend
ing the funeral of her brother, Mr. Wm.
Tucker, of this city, returned to her home
at Savannah, Mo., this morning.
Rev. Father Carney, accompanied by
Father Florence of Omaha, went un on
a visit to that city last night, Fathar
Carny is expected home thi3 evening.
Mrs. L. II. Critchfield, mother of Exa
and Bird Critchfield. county clerks, is iu
the city today visiting her children and
old acquaintances. She will re-turn home
tomorrow.
Lis: ot Letters.
Remaining unclaimed, in the Postoffice
at PI attsmoutb. Nebraska, April 18, 1888,
for the week ending April 7, 18S8:
Allen. D. R. Barkes. Mr. aud Mis.
Il.iUeker. John Stephen A.
Cornell. W. II. Earkei, 5!rs. Wni.
Cavell, J. W. Craedmnre, Jo'inia
Chambers. I). F. Campbell. John
Paulton. Mi. 1. Dnu2hlns"y.Mis-s Gussey
Kude. Mortoa W.
Edward, Clat
r aust. Joe
Hodca. C. H.
Hf-urlerson, ;. A,
Howe. Elmer
Jewell. Iv'tner A.
Jones, Miss Cora
ICirchcfF. GuBtaaO
U-KAt. H. W.
McLennan. Mrs.
NVttie
Miller. .1. J.
Foster. Chas.
Ciulinar.n. Frank
Hilton. Charlie
Ifiok. V C.
Huston. F. A.
HiiTphrles. Mr. E.
Jo'iacson, (iiiila
Jolinon. Cbailie W.'(j)
Kennedy. Mrs. Ann .
Moore. Mi-s fenaia
Murolsy. ti. E.
X!;ir!i:. .TniM
New Inn. r) W. T.I.
Mo-Viiister. Mis B.
Moi (iemiis. r.url.o .v'eiiJ. iicorare
rUr.i li M. I'ersous. K. C.
IVrry. Jessie Sir. 1'i'ttnan. Vlss Fannie
1'erry. E. O Ileatl. Byron
K"Hrlion. John Sharp, John Jr.
Ftokes. K.lward Silitr. IIug;i
Hi rart t. Mi Alcia Hasel. C. VV".
Tawehery. John Tayon. 'csepli
Whalen. firaothy Wetlnke, William
White, S. P. Wheeler. G. W. ,
Young. Mr. Belle Duncan.
Persons cnlling for any of the above
letters will please say ''advertised.M
J. N. "Wise, P. 1L
. Ilie Ilurglar In a Jent Ionian.
"Tho popular ilea of the average burg
lar Is all wrcng," said a detective to ft re
porter. "He iu't a man with n .dark
lantern any more a rout;h and ready
brute who delights in killing people. The
burglar of today will do everything In hia
power to escape, anl the Inking of a
man's life U bis lasa resort. I have
known many burIrs iu my time, and
they were the most ccnllemanly rnen I
ever met. Nervy? You could bet on
that. They havo to be, but they will not
tike human life." Chicago Trlbuuo.
Shade Trees.
If you want any kind of trees, cll on
M. Archer at I'uiil fc Spencer's itore, on
lower Main street, Plsttsmouth, Nib. 4t
Souths'st qmiter section 14, township
10, range 12; price $1,800. Northwest
quarter section 8, township 12, range 10;
price $2,000. Windham & Da vies.
Begc's Blood Purifier and Stood
Maker.
No remedy in the world has gained
the popularity that this medicine ha?, as
i hold on family medicine. No one
should be without it. It has no calomel
r quinine in its composition, consequnnt
1 3 no bud effects can arise from it. We
keep a full supply at all times. O. P.
Smith Co. Druggist. jlM-limod&w
B. & Hi. Time Table.
GOIMS WM. JnlN(J KAST.
No. 1 . S : a in. No, 2 4 :L'." p. in.
No, a.6 :4 Ji, m. No. 4. 10 :.'iU it. in, '
No. r 'J :: a. m. No. U 7 :!." p in.
No 7.--T :Vi :. in. No. . 8 :f0 a. in.
No. it. S :17 p. in. No. 10 : A a. in.
No. 11 -6 :05 a. in. No. 1J. -a AO .to,
A'l trains run daily by way of Omaha, except
Nos 7 and 8 whicii run to and from Schuyler
daily xeept Sunday.
No. 30 Is a ft ah to r.-wiftV Junction at ft.30.a m
No. I'J Is ii snili from i'ac.ile Juuctiou lit 11 a.m.
POW!INNT BUSINESS WiEN.
FOil I.E On reasonable term my re-i-denco
on the N. W. corner of F.lin ;nul nth Kts.
Said property eonsisN of ?i block with a cood
story and it linlf house ! ix looms, two ward
robes and oue pa::lry ; yood wrll nntl city
water ; twenty-seven bearini; apple trees, ai.d
an abundance oJ small l'niit of ali kinds, tf
V. L). li.V'l ES.
Three Wiglti mi Saturday Mm
COMMENCING
Thm'sday, -&priX 19.
Eunice Ooodricb
sL'l'i' K1KL)
BY A COMPANY OF MERIT.
BEPEKTOIKE.
TJIUKSDAY - - PEAKL OFSA.VOV.
FRIDAY - ... DAD'S BOY.
SATURDAY - WANTED, A IIUSBA.ND
Gracd Family Mritinee at 2 p. in. Saturday
ADMISSIONS 15. 25. 35. andliOta.
As Souvenir (f the Ooofliich ICngageirent
two noiui uoia watcnes wm ie given away.
one batur- ay Aiatinee. one &;itnruy uint,
AN. SULLIVAN. Attorney at Law. Will
give prompt .'.trentioii to al! biis'iliesf in
trusted tft !ii ii. OtncH in Union Block, East
siae, n-ir.tsinoutu, iveo.
Dr. C. A- Marshall.
H3
Preservation f i:alu-i-l net!i a specialty.
Cceih extracted u ithout paia ly use of Laughing
(Jo.
All work wiu irnttd. Prices reasonaljle.
FlTZGEKAI.l'S Bl. Civ TLxTTSMOUTH. NltB
Wm. Iforoid & Son
Dry GooSs. Kofions Boots cMil Stces
or Lalics and Gents
FUKNISII1NG- GOODS.
He keeps as large anrl ss well
SELEOTPL STOCK
As can ha found any place in th? city and make
you prices that city ccnipetniun.
Anciitsfor
Harper's Baser Fatlerss End Ball's Ccrsets.
C. F.SM1T H,
The Boss Tailor.
Main Sr., Over Mergt-s' S-.icc Piore.
Ilaa the lct and most counlt-tc stock
of pnmplts. both fcrt-ijjii nud domestic
woolens that evcrcamc we.-t of Missouri
river. Note tht se prices: Diisuioss suits
from 1U to vy.). dn s sr. its. s:2. to
pants So. i-OJ.O nnd upwards.
t3JT Will pint antetd a St.
Prices Defy Competition.
If it is real estate you want, see Wind-
Am & Darics" Column on second pnffL
CORSET DEPATaTiffilTT,
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ECONOMICAL
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This waist is designed to meet the requirements of ladies who
cannot, comfortably, wear a still and igid coraet, while it can LeM orn
with as much comfort as an ordinary dress waist. It will give the
fame elegance of contour as the heaviest boned corset in the market,
while the stays are so arranged that they will give support to the back
and spine and in nowise interfere with the freedom and comfort
of the wearer. The weight of the clothing is tramferred from tho
hips to the shoulders by means of the shoulder-straps, which are ad
justable to suit any form or length of waist.
"We have these waists in "While, Grey and Gold and the price to
introduce them will be 81.00. Sizes 18 to 28.
f e also Carry a Fall Line of tno ilowii Corsets :
Jjortrees Duplex, Bortrees Skirt fcup ortir g, lliste Coreets,
Loomers EJasting Comfort Hip, Satin Corsets, F. C. Corsets, J. C.
Corsets, C. 1. Corsets. Our Cleopatra is the bttt 51.00 corset ever
thrown over any counter; our 750 French "Wove at $1.50 cannot bo du
plicated in this city; our .Blanche Extra I-or-g Ccuet at ?1..C0 is a bar
gain; -Childrcns Corset "Waists at -lo and Co cents.
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Ono 3D cor East
Bargains ! Bargains I
The firm "W. A. Boeck fe Co., have succeeded Boeck & Bird
sail with
a fab mvmm um
OF SPRING
"BOOTS AiSID SHOES I
AND EXPECT TO
GAStf BUSINESS
YOU MAY STILL FIND AT
' Gault's Jewelry Store,
A FULL
Jewelry, Watches,
Clocks, Silverware,
Optical Goods, etc.
Mr. Carmichael, an experienced Watch -maker, lias taken charge ot the
Xiepair uepartmeut. iiil repairs
"WILLKECEIVEPEOMPTATTElvrTION
And Satisfaction Guarenteed.
By fair and honest dealing we liope
juubc. vie can.
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