tilt DMLX J1KUAJLD, i L AITS Aluu Til, NEliltASICA, THURSDAY, APiUL 10, 1888.' The Kvening Herald. J. H. KING, City Editor. A. XaSlhbarjr, DtatM, Kocfcnood KuilJln?, Dr. Mir? In. fflr b-1 L'eiMrnee Nhrrwood Block, Trlr!ioae .o. 42. CITY CORDIALS. Special call of the Hoard of Trade tonight. Tht ca of I'olk v. Welcher, ft nl, is being leciJel y the jury na we go to Ircs. I'imenger concluctcr Chaso has moved hij family and houssholj goods from Lincoln to thU city. Everybody g nud listen to Col. fcjteart'a proposition to the city in ru gard to the pontoon brhljjj. The first battle of the Revolution, at Lexington, Mass., took place on the same date ns today, April 19, 1775. Ths conimitteo on the erection of the pontoon bridge will report at the li jard of Trade meeting tonight. All memben of the Y. L. 11. It. A. are requested to meet at the reading room Friday, April 20,at 4 p. in. A California epeei.il excursion train composed of five chair coaches in charge of Conductor Smith passed through this city, going east, at 5:30 last night. - It looks atf though "spring has como, .the floweri in bloom," when we view our grocery stores which are well supplied with green peas, lettuce, radishes and i-plant. Junius X. Black has been appointed ganger, U. S. Intcrnnl Revenue. He will receive hi commission about 3Iay 5, when ha will proceed to Omaha to com mence his dutie3. (. W. Adams, of Weeping Watur, passed through the city this morning with two imported three-year-old Normn colts. Their weights are, 1,400 and 1.410 pounds. He was taking them to Weep ing Water. W. H. ?Ii.3 from Missouri, the gen tlemanly night operator at thu depot will leave this city next Friday for Cali fornia where he goes to recruit his 1. .old. I r: . . .1 . I i. cn.ii.un.i- Jo:ies of this city. The school board inspected the school grounds yesterday and ordered the place to bj graded all round Mu scimol house, th; planting of oi nanu-nta! trees, and for the ground. to be fYnct-ci in so tt keej out tha snoitivo an.l tin restrained bovine, from leaving his foot prints on the lawn. The Stuart Theatre Co., had crowdud hou.si in th's city for a week's stand on account of their low prices. The Lunic Goodrich company has acquired a first class reputation for histronic ability v.hcrevcr they have app ared. They wiil appear tonight at the opera house. .Ad mission 25, 35, and 50 cents. It has been decided at the late seeds man convention that there is a species of esculent named Savoy, (sa-voi). Th "Pearl of Savoy. w which is h specific rem edy for dyspepsia, by producing exhila rating laughter and intellectual interest, will be on exhibition at the Opera house this evt-ning. Do not fail to go and wit ness the performance. Hon. John Fitzgerald of Lincoln, was in the city yesterday with the inten tion of remaining over today to confer with 3Ir. Voss, an architect of acknowl edged ability, whose office is in Omaha. Mr. Fitzgerald wa3 compelled to leave for Lincoln last night on receipt of a tel egram. Mr. Voss came into the city to day but of courss was unable to auything The idea is, to turn the Fitzgerald block, corner of Sixth and Main into a first-class hotel by building additions and making n great deal of alterations in its present construction. . Mr. Riddle, who formerly gained an excellent reputation as an hotel keeper of Wahoo, Neb., has purchased the Perkins house. The house will be closed in a few day?, and undergo a thorough course of repairs and alterations. When com pleted it will be a credit to our city and equal, and in may cases superior, to any hotel of its size in th state of Nebraska. Mr. Kiddie's name is familiar to every traveling man that has business in the state and he is certain of liberal patronage. It is hardlv necejsary to wi.li him success, for that is already assured. The "Brotherhood."' gave a bail last night in the Opera houso that was largely attended by our b.st citizans. There were so many on the floor that there was barely room to dance. A large number of ladies and gentlemea wore seated in the gallery and balcony view ing the enlivening scene below, where laughter and jollity reigned suprams. The mm appeared in their working suits of overalls, jackets and taps, while their wives, daughters, si.ters or sweethearts wore very pretty costumes of blui skirts 'and blue-checked jackets trimmed and fash'uned in a very ntat and novol manner. Natural flowers, tastefully ar ranged, added to their fascinating ay. psarance. The occasion will long bj remembered by tin happy participants' as one of dignified, vet unrestrained nt "Ton Cents a Package." That's what it coats for a package of cigircttee with a portrait of -an actress in mosj ilto-curtain costume, and not much of that. Columns have been printed concerning their manufacture and thrir injurious properties, yet still their sale is increasing, so therefore we do not intend to ijforal izu on the matter, but shall be well pleased if we can only " snatch one brand from the burning.' Dog-fanciers give puppies, of the King Charles "pauiel und other breeds, giii, to stunt their growth, and plenty of human puppies smoke stinking cigar ettes to stunt tiieir intellect. Iu that species of anatomy wa aro not interested. Puff. , It is tho youngsters we are after. The puny, pain-faced boy who .is apoing tho mn. There are also intelligent men who have acquired the habit in their young days and would like to quit. Well, quit ! We were conversing with a business man of this city on the subject a short time ago aud he said: "I smoked cigarettes for eleven years. Thoy used to seem to hava a soft, soothing influence. When I'd get up of a morning the first tiling i wauted was to smoke a cigarette, then I would keep on smoking them all day. Just before I quit smoking them I bagan to realize that I could not collect mv thoughts on business matters and al ways ft;lt sluggish and indifferent to business matters. I felt that if I jdid'nt hooa quit I should go crazy. I tried two or three times to quit that is, I thought I tried but after two or threo days I would be saiokiug them again. I then commenced to reason with myself ; and I thought, now you have made a pre tense of quiting, but you have not. Be a man. Have som" control over your self and quit. I did, although it was a hard struggle, and I have never smoked a oizarette since, and I never will again. You might just as well smoke opi"m." A cigarette is an elongated liluyia f narcotic stupidity, and stamps the youth smoker as-a conceited fop, and an elder ly person as a premeditated chump of the first water for setting a bad example to those younger than hinis.?lf. If a boy or youth persists in this per nicious habit and don't die young, in liu? course of a few yenrs lie is very liable to have tha same complaint sis the fell-jw who -had been sniffing snutf for a :ni:nb.'i- of years. Hi constantly coin ;)!aiued of a pain in his h;a.l. The ;)!iy'ci.ms were puzzled but could offer .to relief When he would "walk the ttr.-cts his head was never erect. Some times it would loll on one side, then on the other. Again his head would be hrown right back or else forward as though he was in a eleep atudy. He went to a phrenologist who said he. had a bump beyond his comprehension. He died. A post-mortem was h?ld, the brain-pan opened, and it was discover ed that the enormous amount of snuff he had taken had coagulated the braiu in such a manner that it resembled a base ball and was in the habit of rolling around the interior of his cranium mak ing him very absent-minded. " The only use for a cigarette smoker after his death is to have hia body em balmed, painted and decorated, then to be stuck outside of a cigar store as a sign, one arm outstretched holding a package of cigarettes In the hand, and a placard fastened to his shirt front on which should be inscribed " Fools laugh at their own folly.'' Evangelistic (Meetings In the afternoon meeting forcible illus traiions were given of different classes of Christian workers. In the evening service the excuses usu ally givL-n for not accepting the gospel invitation were considered. Same thirty five or forty cams forward for prayers. O ie hundred ami five persons have so far expressed themselves as deeply inter ested in religion an I anxious iuquirers for the way of life. Anion j these is a genilema.i. who at one time, last year, seemed neir the gats of physical death. He now seeks the gate of life eternal. -If U (are) Nice be Good, nRich the mind, cheer your soul, rousa from your drooping despondency, the Pot (will) tie when a Joke's well cooked. 25, So, and 50c. admission at the Opera house to night. Only Two Chairs. Mrs. Iloraersbam, who is lecturing in England on nursing, recommends that the sick room should contain only two chairs "one a comforUtb'o one for tho nurse and an unco:iif or table ouo for visitors who stay too long.'" Exchange. A Health Hint. Abdominal massage has been successfully applied by Dr. 1L Sahli, of Berae, to the cure of constipation. His patients aro rec ommended to roil a five-pound canr.cn LalJ over i ho abdomen for Svo or ten minutes daily. Arkausaw Traveler. ALibausa'a Homesteads. Thcro aro 10,000,000 acre3 of excellent government land yet unsold in Alabama, ilueh of this Laid can bo purchased outright 6t 1 1.25 per acre. . It is also subject to home stead entry. Tho French and English jnilitary authori ties have determined to prohibit all tele graphic correspondence from tbtetfeld during the next caoxptugB. Tho Editor's Terror A Pen Picture) If there is anything in this vsle of tears that givos us acute neuralgic pains it is the negative who click, clickety-clicks on our door-latch, and bounces into the office like a Queen of the Mist in some billet scene,- gives his hat n toss baok on his head, throw? the reflection of his gleaming headlights into our line of sight, parts his aqacuUtors and displays an irregular row of colored pinno flats, as he shouts in idiotic gloj, "Well, how do we stand this morning?" The pious editor who has been perusing an ohtru.se, scientific w.'rk about cocanuts, entitled, "The kernel, or the affinity of the nut and the shell," meekly replies, "fairly." "Fairly, be darned!" shouts his tormen ter, "Don't you know they've beat us by thirty thousand, I did think the boys would have managed to beat the solid South, but it don't look like it. Ah! me, Oh! O!" And with one leg crossed over the other, and fingers of both hands in terlinked to hold them in that position, he sways his body backwards and for wards as he stares the stove cut of coun tenance, and stamps one foot on tho floor to keep time to some melody that was dug up at Pompeii, occasionally glaring round at us as wo write this arti cle. as much as to say, if I had soma salt I'd eat yer. In another moment he jumjis to his feet and howls, "Conkling's dead." No response. "Chief-Justice Waite is dead." Still silent. "All the groat men are dy ing off fast, don't yer ktow?" Still sub missive and writing his obituary notice. "Don'tcher know I've often wondered how you editors can keep on writing while a fellow's talking. Say. I'm sixty nino years old next November when I'm going to vote the straight ticket, perhaps it'll be the last I shall ever vote. I've lived in this town, now coming on twenty-two years, and you see that ere house over yonder with the cottnnwood tree just inside the door, well, that's were Jem . Human endurance is pros trated. A blow from a stuffed club and he is'dead, to rise no more. He has gone to that elysiura where tho "wicked cease from troubling and the weary are at rest." PERSONAL. PARAGRAPHS. 21 r. Voss returned to Omaha this e en iug. Miss Blanche Fcight of O.mh i, is m Ih-i city visiting friends. Mis. .Oh as. Forbes and Mrs. II. A. Wendell went up to Omaha this morning. Ftvd Murphy, who is running a gro cery store at Cedar Ceek, is in town to day. C. A. 2Ianker, a well-known banker of Louisville, was on business in the city today. Mrs. Win. Iteay, who has been visiting in the city left for New Jersey this morning. Miss Susie Smith, of S J ward, who has been yisjting 2Iiss Lizzie Leach, left for Lincoln this morning, Mr. Geo. ilayfleld of Louisville, who is well known in this city, is around re newing old acquaintances. The following ladies are visiting Omaha todoy: Mrs. R. B. Windham, UrB. Tay lor, Mrs. Ryan and Mrs. R. Ti. Living ston. 2Iiss Anna Russell left this morning for Keya Paha County to visit her sister. She expects to be gone two or three months. Miss Ada McGuire, traveling cor respondent Chicago Neics and formerly of the New York Music ani Drama, was in the city today, Mrs. Levi Hoag, who has beeit attend ing the funeral of her brother, Mr. Wm. Tucker, of this city, returned to her home at Savannah, Mo., this morning. Rev. Father Carney, accompanied by Father Florence of Omaha, went un on a visit to that city last night, Fathar Carny is expected home thi3 evening. Mrs. L. II. Critchfield, mother of Exa and Bird Critchfield. county clerks, is iu the city today visiting her children and old acquaintances. She will re-turn home tomorrow. Lis: ot Letters. Remaining unclaimed, in the Postoffice at PI attsmoutb. Nebraska, April 18, 1888, for the week ending April 7, 18S8: Allen. D. R. Barkes. Mr. aud Mis. Il.iUeker. John Stephen A. Cornell. W. II. Earkei, 5!rs. Wni. Cavell, J. W. Craedmnre, Jo'inia Chambers. I). F. Campbell. John Paulton. Mi. 1. Dnu2hlns"y.Mis-s Gussey Kude. Mortoa W. Edward, Clat r aust. Joe Hodca. C. H. Hf-urlerson, ;. A, Howe. Elmer Jewell. Iv'tner A. Jones, Miss Cora ICirchcfF. GuBtaaO U-KAt. H. W. McLennan. Mrs. NVttie Miller. .1. J. Foster. Chas. Ciulinar.n. Frank Hilton. Charlie Ifiok. V C. Huston. F. A. HiiTphrles. Mr. E. Jo'iacson, (iiiila Jolinon. Cbailie W.'(j) Kennedy. Mrs. Ann . Moore. Mi-s fenaia Murolsy. ti. E. X!;ir!i:. .TniM New Inn. r) W. T.I. Mo-Viiister. Mis B. Moi (iemiis. r.url.o .v'eiiJ. iicorare rUr.i li M. I'ersous. K. C. IVrry. Jessie Sir. 1'i'ttnan. Vlss Fannie 1'erry. E. O Ileatl. Byron K"Hrlion. John Sharp, John Jr. Ftokes. K.lward Silitr. IIug;i Hi rart t. Mi Alcia Hasel. C. VV". Tawehery. John Tayon. 'csepli Whalen. firaothy Wetlnke, William White, S. P. Wheeler. G. W. , Young. Mr. Belle Duncan. Persons cnlling for any of the above letters will please say ''advertised.M J. N. "Wise, P. 1L . Ilie Ilurglar In a Jent Ionian. "Tho popular ilea of the average burg lar Is all wrcng," said a detective to ft re porter. "He iu't a man with n .dark lantern any more a rout;h and ready brute who delights in killing people. The burglar of today will do everything In hia power to escape, anl the Inking of a man's life U bis lasa resort. I have known many burIrs iu my time, and they were the most ccnllemanly rnen I ever met. Nervy? You could bet on that. They havo to be, but they will not tike human life." Chicago Trlbuuo. Shade Trees. If you want any kind of trees, cll on M. Archer at I'uiil fc Spencer's itore, on lower Main street, Plsttsmouth, Nib. 4t Souths'st qmiter section 14, township 10, range 12; price $1,800. Northwest quarter section 8, township 12, range 10; price $2,000. Windham & Da vies. Begc's Blood Purifier and Stood Maker. No remedy in the world has gained the popularity that this medicine ha?, as i hold on family medicine. No one should be without it. It has no calomel r quinine in its composition, consequnnt 1 3 no bud effects can arise from it. We keep a full supply at all times. O. P. Smith Co. Druggist. jlM-limod&w B. & Hi. Time Table. GOIMS WM. JnlN(J KAST. No. 1 . S : a in. No, 2 4 :L'." p. in. No, a.6 :4 Ji, m. No. 4. 10 :.'iU it. in, ' No. r 'J :: a. m. No. U 7 :!." p in. No 7.--T :Vi :. in. No. . 8 :f0 a. in. No. it. S :17 p. in. No. 10 : A a. in. No. 11 -6 :05 a. in. No. 1J. -a AO .to, A'l trains run daily by way of Omaha, except Nos 7 and 8 whicii run to and from Schuyler daily xeept Sunday. No. 30 Is a ft ah to r.-wiftV Junction at ft.30.a m No. I'J Is ii snili from i'ac.ile Juuctiou lit 11 a.m. POW!INNT BUSINESS WiEN. FOil I.E On reasonable term my re-i-denco on the N. W. corner of F.lin ;nul nth Kts. Said property eonsisN of ?i block with a cood story and it linlf house ! ix looms, two ward robes and oue pa::lry ; yood wrll nntl city water ; twenty-seven bearini; apple trees, ai.d an abundance oJ small l'niit of ali kinds, tf V. L). li.V'l ES. Three Wiglti mi Saturday Mm COMMENCING Thm'sday, -&priX 19. Eunice Ooodricb sL'l'i' K1KL) BY A COMPANY OF MERIT. BEPEKTOIKE. TJIUKSDAY - - PEAKL OFSA.VOV. FRIDAY - ... DAD'S BOY. SATURDAY - WANTED, A IIUSBA.ND Gracd Family Mritinee at 2 p. in. Saturday ADMISSIONS 15. 25. 35. andliOta. As Souvenir (f the Ooofliich ICngageirent two noiui uoia watcnes wm ie given away. one batur- ay Aiatinee. one &;itnruy uint, AN. SULLIVAN. Attorney at Law. Will give prompt .'.trentioii to al! biis'iliesf in trusted tft !ii ii. OtncH in Union Block, East siae, n-ir.tsinoutu, iveo. Dr. C. A- Marshall. H3 Preservation f i:alu-i-l net!i a specialty. Cceih extracted u ithout paia ly use of Laughing (Jo. All work wiu irnttd. Prices reasonaljle. FlTZGEKAI.l'S Bl. Civ TLxTTSMOUTH. NltB Wm. Iforoid & Son Dry GooSs. Kofions Boots cMil Stces or Lalics and Gents FUKNISII1NG- GOODS. He keeps as large anrl ss well SELEOTPL STOCK As can ha found any place in th? city and make you prices that city ccnipetniun. Anciitsfor Harper's Baser Fatlerss End Ball's Ccrsets. C. F.SM1T H, The Boss Tailor. Main Sr., Over Mergt-s' S-.icc Piore. Ilaa the lct and most counlt-tc stock of pnmplts. both fcrt-ijjii nud domestic woolens that evcrcamc we.-t of Missouri river. Note tht se prices: Diisuioss suits from 1U to vy.). dn s sr. its. s:2. to pants So. i-OJ.O nnd upwards. t3JT Will pint antetd a St. Prices Defy Competition. If it is real estate you want, see Wind- Am & Darics" Column on second pnffL CORSET DEPATaTiffilTT, tAJJ aE6FAV0pr J 5T sh 1 o o o o o o o -AND- ECONOMICAL o o o o o o This waist is designed to meet the requirements of ladies who cannot, comfortably, wear a still and igid coraet, while it can LeM orn with as much comfort as an ordinary dress waist. It will give the fame elegance of contour as the heaviest boned corset in the market, while the stays are so arranged that they will give support to the back and spine and in nowise interfere with the freedom and comfort of the wearer. The weight of the clothing is tramferred from tho hips to the shoulders by means of the shoulder-straps, which are ad justable to suit any form or length of waist. "We have these waists in "While, Grey and Gold and the price to introduce them will be 81.00. Sizes 18 to 28. f e also Carry a Fall Line of tno ilowii Corsets : Jjortrees Duplex, Bortrees Skirt fcup ortir g, lliste Coreets, Loomers EJasting Comfort Hip, Satin Corsets, F. C. Corsets, J. C. Corsets, C. 1. Corsets. Our Cleopatra is the bttt 51.00 corset ever thrown over any counter; our 750 French "Wove at $1.50 cannot bo du plicated in this city; our .Blanche Extra I-or-g Ccuet at ?1..C0 is a bar gain; -Childrcns Corset "Waists at -lo and Co cents. IT Ono 3D cor East Bargains ! Bargains I The firm "W. A. Boeck fe Co., have succeeded Boeck & Bird sail with a fab mvmm um OF SPRING "BOOTS AiSID SHOES I AND EXPECT TO GAStf BUSINESS YOU MAY STILL FIND AT ' Gault's Jewelry Store, A FULL Jewelry, Watches, Clocks, Silverware, Optical Goods, etc. Mr. Carmichael, an experienced Watch -maker, lias taken charge ot the Xiepair uepartmeut. iiil repairs "WILLKECEIVEPEOMPTATTElvrTION And Satisfaction Guarenteed. By fair and honest dealing we liope juubc. vie can. ZE3I. 3E. O jk. UT T , DOVEY BLOCK, Subscribe THE rt WAIST It O o o o o C0MF0RTAB LE AND o o o 9 lirct Tat'l Banls. AND SUMMER DO A BED-ROCK- LINE OF- to merit a chare ot the public pat- SOUTH SIDE MAIN ST. Herald. DAILY J