THE DAILY 11EIIALD, rLAi'ASJ&ouni, xtiSiSKASKA, SATURDAY, APKIL 14. 16S8. The Evening Herald. J. H. KING, City Editor. A. KalNbarjr. DestM, Itocknood Baililiog, !r. SUcIbk. Offlm and Umldrnre Sherwood Blork. Trit-plioae o. 4:!. CITY CONCRECATIONS. Catihm.h-.-M. Paul's riiurcli, Oak. between h II ill and fixtli. Father (';im-y, 1'a.ttor. Hi-rvirfa : Mint at X hii.1 10 :) a. si. Sunday hfliuol at - :', wl'li lici.eilictln.. CiiKiiTiAN. Corin r locust anil Kightli. M. A. Il.tiiiin. iuHfor. Minflay H'tIiooI 10 a. m. I'lraclitu II A. M. ami 7 :li f. M. I'iyi r me-lin WrdtieiUny tiilit. All lire cordially In tteil. liriii iAl Si. I.uk 's Church, router 'Miircl anil Hi". lv. II 15. r.iir;;e. ii.tfliii. SA-r-lcen : II A. M. it 7 :.'M1 31 i-.i.i.tl.i .School at 2 : I'. 31. OKKMW M IHinlJtT. I'oriKT Slxlll St UtwJ Or tint. i:cv. lint. i i!r. .s-i vi,t : ll a. m. uii1 7 :.'io r. ii. t:iul.iy :i li k1 lo a m. I'ur.'liVTKiciAN. Main, U-tweon Sixth and hrvi-iilli. Kf v. .). 'I . riir-i, I'Httor. Srrvi-ei . Tu.il li.un. illuming aitd evening. Muiulay .scliuul 0 .ZD. Kiicmt Mkthoi1"T. SUth ft., liftwen Main and Ivarl. Krv W. It. -A lx:iriIT. pastor. Mrvl- : II A. M.. 7 :3D P. M. Miml. Selionl 2 r-'O r. h. 1'rayt r mnrli. g Wednesday evening- Ckhma.v ruvMUVTKiciAN. Corner Main and Ninth. i:v Wltte, i:istnr. Services : usual hours. H-iinl.iy .-cIidoI V :30 A. M. Swkkdmh i-uNiicr: atiukal - Granite, be tween Fifth and Mxtll. CITY CORDIALS- For trial in litric-t court Monday Commercial hank v. Lawrence Holland Don't for-rtt the Wtlh Prize Sing ers Mond.iy evening, under the auspices of the Y. J,. It. It. A. The rase of Aa;on (. Jurhyut vs. Thoiiiri" ('ycrlale, ct al, is set first for trial Monday in district couit. Win. Tucker died of apoplexy yes terday afternoon at 4::J0. lie will be buried tomorrow afternoon at 2:30 Au old lady hearing somebody say that the mails were irregular, she said: "It was just so in my younjjer days no trust ing on "em." Dr. ii. Miller, of Eight Mile Grove, repoits ti now girl baby at the home of James Jenkins, and another girl baby at the home of William Mart. Mrs. ('. S. Twis-, who has been very sick lately, also th daughter, who was in jured by a fall a few days ago, are both reported improving in health. The skilled performance of Prof. W. T. Darker, harpist is one of the chief at tractions of the Welsh Prize Singrrs Don't fail to hear him Monday evening. April 10, at the opera house. A Piukerton man named Lund, of Chicago, was killed last night about i o'clock on the li. & M. in Omaha. He was crossing a trestle bridee when he was knocked down and run over by switch engine. The performance next Thursday niirht given by the Goodrich company will be in some degree free, for every lerson who purchases a reserved seat in advance can reserve a seat for a lady free of extra charge. This is a libera rlicv of the company audit cannot fai to increase the popularity of the talented i tar.. We learn that the ware-room of the Woolen Mills of the Buell MTir Ce. at St. Joseph, Mo., which was destroyed by f.re on Sunday last, will uot interfere with the running of the mills. The loss was nearly covered bv insuranc and the company will iruiuediatelv rebuild. Th woolen mills are owned by a brother of IV. N. Buell of this city We have just received No. 1 of the Believue Enterprise. W. H. Toy is the name of the editor. The paper is not a toy but a perfect jewel, clean, neat, cnp, and the best paper, typographically speaking, tint we receive among ur ex change. It is brim full of information concerning that thriving young city, and A credit to both editor and citizens. "We all haye our extrances and exits." Twins, a boy and girl, already christened Paul and Helen, made their til at bow to the public on Pearl street at H a. m. tliis morning. Thora was not a large audience, but those present were highly delighted. Mr. Fred Burke, general manager; Mrs. Burke, superin tendent of committee on arrangements And visitors. Train-master V. O. English of Lin coln came ia on the "flyer" about 5 o'clock lust cveninir and went down to the shop. On his return to the depot, while ruling on an engine he was kicking the furnace door too, when in some man ner he dislocated his ankle. The disloca tion was reduced by Dr. It. It. Livington Sr.. and Mr. English immediately re turned lnTme to Lincoln. young man iu this city was s?nt with a note to a landlady of a boarding Jiause on which was written. '"Give the Learer board and lodging.'' As the lady could not read writing very well she handed the missive to one of the boarders to reid for her, and he being of jocular turn of mind, made the note read, 'Give tho bear board and lodging." "Goodness, gracious." she-exclaimed, "A bear, Why, where can I keep him." The Dramatic Co. of this town b&v- inr had so much success in the past have decided to put another play on shortly. With this end in view they are negotiat ing with Mrs. Drabella, a well known emotional actress ai,d with M's. and Mr. O. H. Hamlin, poted comedians. The former, with her husband, who will also take part, are now in town, and ci soon as arrangements can be made rehearsals will begin. The name of the play will be stated later. . V.'e received the following letter "which accompanied ninety six lines of reprint matter about mental science, Christian science, or mental healing, or speaking vulgarly, stinking frauds, to trap the emotional or nervous of the human race who have suffered some sad lorS or affliction that generally unhinges some organ of the brain, leaviog the mind or imagination easily susceptible to j taiek-influencee j "Will The Herald' pjepse tpy this article as news to its ,-ders an-T M J justice to Mr. Swarts, J throjigh whose attitude the decision was I Cm Our Municipal Matters. The council chamber was full of in terested listeners lavt night who expected to hear of new appointments being made. They will have to wait for the verdict till the next meeting of the council, Monday the 22 inst. The mayor and council were all pres tnt, calm, dignified and attentive. Moved und seconded that the clerk be i nst rue tod to haye the names of standing committees printed. Petitions read. Win. Neville's petition granted. Hefiufst of McCouihic post, O. A. K. for loU in Oakland ccusctcry to bury de ceased soldiers referred to committee on cnr.etcrios. IVtition for appointing boiler inspector referred to judiciary committee. IVtition of Mr. Wise for remission of taxes on thirty acres of ground bouth of town referred. Twenty-six claims agiinet city referred to committee on finance. The reports of treasurer and police judge read and referred for investigations to different committees. Bonds on liquor licences read and ap proved. Moved and seconded that a committee of three (Murphy, Salisbury, Shipmnn) be appointed for the purpose of advertis ing and negotiating with eastern parties for the purchase of the city's sewer bonds. It was moved by Mr. Dutton and so conded that the mayor and city clerk at tend to the completion of the lithograph ins of the bonds, which are each for $.00. A motion wns made by Mr. Murphy that a committco be appointed on gener al printing for the eusueing year. Com mittee will ba appointed at next meet ing. In rfeference to the equivocating delay in regard to building the sewer, Mr. Dut ton said. " our honor. 1 d like to sco that work commenced, I want to see that work pushed ricrht alousr." All the council spoke similar and appear to mean business in that respect. Mr. Dutton moved and it was recorded "that the Board of Public works be in structed to advertise for sewer building, as follows: "I move that the Board of Public works be ordered to advertise for bids for the construction of storm-water sew erage as per plans and specifications. heretofore, adopted. Work to be paid for in cash." Captain Palmer's Canal- Captain Palmer happened to mention in a casual conversation the other day that it would be a good idea to build canal from Cedar Creek to Plattsmouth and to let the waters of the Platte river run through and empty iuto flie Missouri, and that the stream could be used to run machinery, etc. Ever since, visiots of the Panama cnnal, the Suez canal, and of Plattsmouth becoming1 a seaport town .vith frigates sailiug up Main street and depositing their cargoes at the doors of our merchants' stores, have haunted the fertile brajn of tho editor of the Jour itul Captain palmer has become the prototype of the great financier cud canal constructor Mons. Lesseps. He is being asked editorially every day why he don't build that canal. Well, why don't he? It's easy enough. All that is required is for that gentleman to devote his whole time to the scheme and invest about $1,000,000. There's a good chance to immortalize yourself eaptain. Plank down the cash and we promise you two lines of an obituary notice by Judge Julius Cooley, the poet laurete of Neb- ska, for your headstone. jiui, 6enousiy spcaKiug, tne idea is very feasible apd no "south sea bubble." It i3 within an inch of twelve miles from an island near Cedar Creek to the depot in this city, and the difference in the al titude cf the Platte and Missouri at Cedar Creek and Plattsmouth is about 553 feet, or in other words there would ba a fall of water (if a canal was dug) in this city that number of feet, and it is no exaggeration to say that there would be suilicient water power to turn all the machinery in the state of Nebraska. Captain Talmer, who has already invested large sums of money to aid in tho wel fare of thij city apd is prominent in every enterprise that will add to out prosperity is willing to invest $G00 or $1,000 in any company that will under take to build this canal. Not let some body els talk that means business. "Dad's Boy." The largest audience of the season as sembled in the Whitley opers. bouse last evening to witness the Eunice Goodrich company in the impressive drama en titled "Dad's Boy." Eunice is a charm ing actress and wins the favor and sym pathy ef the audience and carries all hearts with her to the fall of the curtain. "Dad's Boy" is much the strongest play ! that has been presented in tnis city so done by our branch house, the Iowa Pub fr !'-.:: onnn. Tli romnnv rhrnncrl,. ! lisbing Co., at Des Moines, Iowa. We ... j ?. out a strong one and deserves the liberal patronage it recei yes wherever it ., : , . . i ., . .... , I the fartical comody in three acts entitled - "Wanted, a Husband." This is a play "constructed for laughing purposes only." Emporia Republican, Sept, 31, I "Drop tho Pigeon " The latest trick to amuse the "Boys" on the streets is an old confidence game called "drop thj pigeon." Two or three confederates work the game at any corner where a few persons are congregated idly chatting. 'One of them has a purse that has a piece of string tied around it. The purse contains two nickles and is placed iu an outside pocket and a portion of the string allowed to hang outside. A confederate takes the purso out of the pocket, in full tight of those standing round and unknown to the owner, opens the purse, takes out a nickle, when the purse appears empty. He then replaces it, still feaving a portion of the string hanging outside the pocket. In a min ute or so, he again tugs at the string, the owner catches hiui, takes the purse from his coat pocket and places it in an inside pocket, at the same time remarking "I would'nt lose that purse for anythiug. I put a nickle ia it when the strike began for luck and I've kept it there ever since." Then one of the crowd who saw the con federate take out a nickle, and ot course, never dreams of another nickle still be ing in the purse, is induced, by side re marks, to bet the cigars for the crowd, that the purse is empty. I he purse is produced, the strinsr unwound, and opened cautiously, when there is just one nickle there,-sure. Thn the "Boys' proceed to a cigar store and the halloo ing, shouting and laughter at the poor victim's expense, makes everybody pop their heads out of windows and run to their deors to see "what's the matter." Salvation Army Jokes. Booth the tragedian has been in Oma ha so has Gen. Booth's son of the Salva tion Army. That reminds us of the fol lowing amusing dialogues we have over heard at their meetings, where some of the inembors, generally women, go among the audience and ask them "are you saved?" "Do you belieye in Jesus?" and other similar questions. A half-witted youth used to go around town inquiring of everybody he met if they would eive him work. Sometimes they did, and often they would not pay him for his labor. He was told, one day that if he went to the meeting that they would give bini work, but to b sure aud ask for his pay in advance. lie attended the meeting, and an old lady approached him, and said, "Are you working for the Lord!" "No, mam, I ain't working for anybody, but 1 want work awful bad!" "Well, would'nt you like to work for the Lord?" "Yes, if he'll pay me every week. " A German girl was asked, "Don't you love Jesus?" Sue replied, "Uis name not Yesus its Yon!" The Question was put to a young fel low, "Are you working for Jesus?" "No, sir,'1 he answered, "I'm working for tl B. & M. !" The ceremony wound up by the ques tion being put to a solemn-looking young man, "Are you a Christian?" "No, he innocently replied, "I'm rt Swede." PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS- Mrs. R. B. Windham and mother, Mrs. Patterson, were in Omaha today. Miss Nettie Baljance and Miss Cora Woodrow were passengers to Omaha to day. J. P. Gould, a well-known contractor cf pmaha, arrived in the city this morn ing. Mrs. McKune, of Malvern, Iowa, arived this morning to visit her sister, Mis Mag gie 0,Rourke. E. J. Witte left for Lincoln and other points west, tnis morning, lie win re turn next week. Mrs.. O Keif, who has been visiting Mrs. Robt. Fitzgerald, returned to her home in Omaha this morning. Miss Hattie Chapman, Miss Bird Houseworth and Carrie Greusel were passengers to Omaha this morninr. Every voter of the Third ward who has his country's good at heart and es pecially those who detst corruption at the polls should go immediately to Os born's carpenter shop on Chicago avenue and view a most extraordinary combina tion of wood and metal that is being patented by A. N. Sullivan. "When this mundane sphere returns to its original form according to Qenesis a.nd the migh ty Missouri ceases to flow, there will still remain on the skeleton of the B. & M. railroad bridge one unperishing momento of the purity of American voters in the shape of a ballot box on which will be perched the benignant spirit cf A. N. Sullivan gazing sorrowfully on Platts mouth's departed greatness. We have just got out a new tax list book for the county treasurer, that is equal to anything of its kind ever turned out of any book hlnding establishment in the United States. Call and see it at the county court house. The work was are ready to receive orders for any class . . , R ... J a circus poster to a treatise on YclaP"k State vs. John M. Smith was on . , , . rial aic,trt o w in f icf fiof T1- jury isaj?ree and W(.redischareed and defendant Smith fined one dollar and and costs and discharged, Calico-Dress Ball. The young ladies of St. Luke's Guild will give a leap year calico-dress ball next Tuesday night in Fitzgerald's hal', the proceeds to be devoted to the benefit of the St. Luke's Episcopal church. Ad misfcion ten cents. Supper twenty-five cents. Tickets for ball, no dallar. Grasj) the opportunity young fellow. "There is a tide in the cflaiia of man, which taken al the ebb, leads on" to un alloyed hap int.k.s and matrimony. I:i this cast- it cobts you nothing. The ladies havJ! the privilege to rvu.-e ihc umu.hI order of things, en account of the lime-horored custeiri of l.;ip y ear. Tht-y will pay for the tickets, iuvite you to ;:o, pay for the supper, see you home, pick up your handkerchief if you let it fall, pop tho question, and, pay for the mar riage license. Poetical emotion will be allowed in the uso of such phrases as "what a lovely night," "don't walk so fast," and other gu.ddng ejaculations. The ladies will act the swell-lover in such an engaging, fascinating manner, that you will feel inclined to wish that leap year came every day.- The Welsh Prize Singers. The following is a clipping from the Boston Herald, Nov. tf, 1SS7. Last night a very meritorious perform ance was given nt the Crawford Grand by the Welsh Prize Singers. The audi ence, while not a very large one, was u very appreciative one, almost every num ber of the program being greeted with an encore. The ladies appeared in their national costumes, and while they may not have made up no well or created so favorable an impression as the female members of the opera company; yet tht-y have sweeter voices mid know how to sing better than the majoi ity of so culled operatic singers. The ladies Quartette. "I've Watched You from the Shore" made a most favorablo impression and on an encore they gave "Home, Sweet Home." The tenor solo of Mr. Beddor and the inale-quartette were, too, both worthy of the most favorable mention. A most delightful part of the program was the harp solos by Mr. Barker. His performance wns encored time after time; in fact it seemed as though the audience could not get enough of the sweet, de licious music. They go from here to Newton where they appear tonight. South Park Items- J. N. Glenn is cleaning up his hand some grounds; they present an iayiting appearance. S. A. Spcakmau, is building a commo dious residence on Lincoln avenue. i ,It is rumored that a petition will soon be circulated for securing a school-house in South Park. Mr. Newcomer's neat cottage on Pat terson avenue is nearing completion John D. Tutt is constructing a neat fence around his brick residence, and fixing up his beautiful grounds. It is reported that the proprietors of South Park will immediately fence the grounds reserved for park purposes. Isaac Kalisky's cosy residence on Clin ton etrect, will soon be completed. The city should open up Clinton street to connect North Chicago Avenue'. As spring advances we hear rumcrs of sidewalk?, "J. L. Minor says we must have thm. So we will. It is going the rounds that cx-M-iyor Simpson will soon coiliinenc e the con struction of a home on Clinton fctreet. The ayenues to South Park are again in good condition for travel. J. G. Royal is enclosing his residence with new fence. Look out for mere interesting items from this part of the city soon. Reviyal EVleetings. The evangelists will hold meetings to morrow at the M. E. church in the morn ing at 11 o'clock, in Waterman's optra house for men only at 3:30 p. m., and for the public generally at 7:30 p. m. in the opera house. There will be no meet ing this evening. The services during the the w:eek have been interesting and the results have been good. The following committee is hereby appointed for the examination for appli cants for admission to the bar at the present term of court, viz': S. P. Yan.it- ta, Ii. B. Windham, Bvron Clark. W. S. Wise, M. A. Hartigau, A. N, Sullivan and W. D. Polk, Esnrs. Southeast quarter section 14, tow nship 10, range 12; price $1,800. Northwest quarter section 8, township 12, range 10; price 2,000. Windham & Da vies. Just received a uc-w line of carpet? and rugs, at the Day Light Store. al2d3 A large amount of remnants in Dress Goods and Ginghams. Price very le w at Week bach's. al2-d3 Our stock of Millinery very complete and prices low, al2-d3 C. F. SMITH, The Boss Tailor. Main St.. Over Me rp-s' Slice Stoie. Has the best and most complete stoek of samples, both foreign and domestic woolens that ever came west of MNsonri river. Note these prices: Business suits ' from $lti to d:vs3 suits. ?;2" to ij-lo, j pants $5. 5(J. r.nd upwards.: Will guaranteed a fit. Prices Defy Competition. tr.A 1flQ t-a -cj t t v la--. : -.-.-.'. I ECONOMIC ZUL& This; waist is clc-igncil to meet tho i t (jiiiivmenis of ladies who cannot, coiiifortuLly, wear a .-liil ai.d riMl cor.-ct, while it can he worn with s niucli comfort u.s an same clcgunce of contour a.s while the etavs are to arrai - tl;. and spine ami in nowi.-c iiiiciUrt ot the wearer. The wt ilit of tlu hips to the shoulders hy means oi instable to suit any form or length of wai.-t. "YVc hae these wait-ts in AVliite, (ircy ard (iold and the price to introduce them will hc1.0. I h to itt. also Coy s Fill Lie rib Uurtrees ' Duplex, JJortu t s Skirl Si:j oi 1 ii j Ali.-j-e Corsets, Loomers Klasting Com fur! JJ ip, ;-:;tiii Coicfs, '. C. Corsets, J. C. Corsets, C. 1. Corsets. Our Cleopatra is the bcrt 1.00 cornet ever thrown over any counter; our 7u0 Ficncli Wovuat 1..0 cannot be du plicated in this' city; our JJ'aiithe K.xtra hono Ccr.-et at $1.60 i 8 a bar gain; Childrens Corset "Waists it Ono 2Docr Bargains ! The firm V. A. Eoec- e'j ( ' ., i i A J w r f 'H : OF SPRING AND EXPiX'T TO GKS1 T 5 YOU Gault's Jewelry Stor rn.T. Jewelry, Watches, Clocks- Silverware, Mr. Cariiiichael. fn expend. e Jtepair art men t. .n rp r t WILL ECEIrm PROMPT ATTENTION And Satisfaction ( iuareiittcd. By fair and honest dealir-g we hope to merit a share ot the public pat- ronag'.-. Give us a call. ZE3I. ZLv. GATJLT, DOVEY BLOCK. . SOUTH SIDE MAIN ST. uuoscnoe f WAIST :0I1F0RTAB LE AM) ordinary d.-c.-s v. ai.-t. It will give tho li:vi(t l.oiud coiirct in the market, ti nt th( v will nive MJin oi t to the hack v ith tl lictdt m mid comfort ti aiitlci rid from tho lothii ir i the shoulder, laps, which are ftd- cfUie lewii Ccrseis -lo and (io cents. STirst X'Tcvfc'l Ho.zilr. Bar have, .-ueceeded Hoeck fc Jh'rd- with s J AND SUMMER I DO A RED-ROCK 3SS TILL UiM AT PC lixe or- Optical Goods, etc.' SINI Watch ic:.l.( r, 1 s tftken charge ol the rs t i J)AILY Herald,