THf. DAILY IIEKALP, 1 LAiXSMOUTii, inkijuAiSK A, SATURDAY, 1- K1UUJAUY 4, 1888. THE TELEGRAPH'S RISE. THC FIRST MESSAGE THAT EVER WCNT OVER A WlftE. KctiiW.isi-cnrcH of I'rif'Hsor DIdikii ilvcn to llio l'.il)!i: ly Om, of 111 I.'uilimt 1 'i I'll il i uti-i ! im; inciieii( (hitlieri'il I'roui .Jol. ii IV. it-Si. Morse had . . -d hinii.-'f of a litt 1c room in the cast end : I In: .pi'ol, and there, nl-Kll'U-"tcd but :i ! ie, I ao new ;:i Iiiclii; of the postuilieo i irl ,u. ';t fount him, ;i thin, rprire, car. worn, m.:-i .tis man, in tho midst i if eonfu: -ilig heaps of u ii i--nd pots find ap parent ! hrm. A i ongr: -.e ji:il cummifteo was oil i's way V ice linn ..ml ixaniii.e in practivl operation ti:o I'l.iei.iao which I in had prom iced would i i ..e-mit iiiti-liii i-nt jiP f i'M-. I.i t'.vi-M j t .- miles !ii.iri. Tlio I i i I v.l.ieh started ( j v. i Half imoro wax built uhoul li; , .- ii houl tho Wnsbhig- lo:i Jtiiii t m, j;i::l 'iiii-t.'.iiii; circa if." (Iriuro tho day of ground wires.) was in working or I'T. The -'Hiii:ji! came. Tho statesmen iipproa'hed his irsi riim'-ct nutiou.-.'y, ;.s if sn ..; '. big ii: i!. i lii'.'.in sud. l-eily get into an cr-ploding Ii!.. Kin. li.'.ally the. ranged tlfi.i-m-Ivi-m ;ss - J --;-! u.i l.i'.v dared ; side the ani mate I 1' c'.ri-i::u and awaited bis experi ments. "No-.-.-, -.d iemc tho win ."' ej.e :tlr: out j-i::r .-.vn i.i . leimp'o th.s wh .!. piishi s rv , hiog wh :t sisal" send ovt-r i li:e c:i in in. "i'ick , .'.'.d I'll id low yon how i is mil l:mv it aoeoin it !'vu 'aimed."" j ." '. !-. :e .i v.. ):-:r:Uy expecting rt dial!. :i;;" !;!; 1 . i u i'in:ai congressional genii's :::;; 'rU-d il ":", aud ooo of tho jiarty iri.i,' thit t!i;i st.-M-lIixily original iu for'iifitliin I.n ;l;ifii'iv flnr : 'Hr. Uroivn, of Jiuli;:',.!, in 1-cro." I'rof. V.i 1.1-iit, ov. r his instrument, nnd 1ojj-. d a way. 'i it k, lir.':, t ii-k-t: I;-lit k went tli; t lrctiio ianjiin, nml tiion :i moment latrr i-atii' tli! t. xuv.i r.iliiin-; li:i .f signals r.sioii c:i ud j..ini;i macliint: the indentation 31orso Tin? 1 1 r.i.m rri-.-tl .Jrc-.l t!:o -!i;i of pajior as it -:.!r.o r.-li-a. front tho instriiini'iit, wanned ita.-r!y, a::d tlii-n, iith tiio air of an em-iK-mr v. rown is ::-.-if-won, lio thrust tho Hut tiTiivr whito Kcrap f :-v.v;;rd. ,Sr-:iilil ho tii ; :;'.rod another sheet 0:1 iiii-h L's u..L and u:..-h s;jn inamial aj- l-arod v! 'i'.ii.-a ihN for a ppi-:o ;nd you'll liml I-rii!t;tI there ihu very words you asked trans mit .!." 'i'hn ilvl'atio1! IM a:; (lirr'C'til, n:id suro e!ioi; ;li t-!i-y rjie!Ie:l out so ;-:o.st:isationnl o-in-;s-oa (-f '-.Mr. j:.-o.v;i of l:i:i;:i:ia." C;tv'ri'i.' Thos f-oni-tvni-n converted? Wi , liardly. This i ; th.- wo '.IiH-tioa of Mr. Kirk: "One f t'.:; :u liiii.r-ln.il i;vj an;! winked in a s;ij;ori"ir a.id l ri-. in wjrt of way, whilo .i::otl.i-r w hi i.o-. rei1.: 'That's what I caJl jiretty ' t!iin:' aad a third nr.nrki'-.i j iht out loud: 'It v.. l i t !! T! it '.i)(-. !i"t imivo anything.' I';or .Vur.j'.i hearb v.-: r.!:nuti broken. His ti iun.;-ii was ti;ni'l ill to bitt ruoss. Every . one of hi.; visitors went awriy more skeptical 1 ha:i ever."' ?-I.ivo wo-.vTcd only t'-o hnrrkr aft?r his failure to co:ivini-t Vv.f wy.vy nu-n from con gress I iy tl.tr to..;, of his livo riilj lofip. Day l y d.iy more i. tr-i n't; srnl nioro wira v.as sitrete!:? !, mi 1 Ar.nanoli:: Junction half way lt Jjai.ir.iore v.;.s jiist i"xut reaehcl when i!n Wlii;; ist'.ti : ir.l '.invention of May, 1SJ!, o;.'!v..l i:i lalu-iif ;:v. lle:-e, at the s:!r.::ev.;;-:i of his f: :-:tl, Jlr. John XV. Kick, lior.io wiv o;.-.i. .-:n::i; ics beyond any that had c!'.:ie I j i before. On the morning that the e. ';; i.vu.n orar.ireu ho was able by dint of work by r.iht as well as by day, to get conneftiiui thr:.ur:?i to Annaixilis junc tioii fr.:;i hi.-? little Vr.:--hiiigton machine c'.:o-. lio hrv.l il.icod a bright young fellow at tho Aii:i:-. voiis J i r.-.-t'oii, and with ia rtruci io-.i.-. to ;:ec ii:foraiatiou of what tho einivtatioii ii:id ilor.o just r.s fooh astheafter notm l ;i . I::o.-v train arrived at the junction uud teie .i- : .Ii a at cr.ee to Vi'usliiugton. OS . -. V.i-3 c:;::t.il was v.i a ferment; -wry -;:i; ;i .nixious for tho new-3 from Uah iii'.ore; but iili trai.u should arrive from tho st-etio it ' . a-, re-o;,;:i,:ed t hat notaiiig could be hv. r.vv.. Tiia e;' r::e old iclhiw siieat that eveutiiil .-.fi.r:Ko: a:! r.ioae, savo for the .'Oi:ir::;ai'iii.-:'.::;i of Jv.-i'.n ICirk. Fuddenly titer? casnc ..:: aiiinirited clicking, lie v.ho v. an r-., i, interest-I bout forward as if intent on f:-.ir':y coajvming tho strip of pa-j-er tlir.t cn-pi out from tho register. There wasalr.icst :!;to:sy i;i l.i.i face as, snail like, tho pajHT hahed and hr-sita-tpd, spurted a little, stood .s Riurted r.iov o' ,o.l r ,.. !... -tho Message completed JUoivo ro. e reef, looked j rouuly about him, and said as ruudJy as though he were dis tributing ki:i;;.iiir.3: 'Jlr. Hi:-;,-, the convention has adjourned. The train f:-r Washington has just lef t An napolis ji-.--cii ni. And the ticket'' ho hesi tated. :.,':di;u; Him! proof of his victory be yond ail ci'-Mati-ig the ticket tho ticket is Clay iV-'.!!ihu3 sv:i." "You ar.' oui.-.ing us," was the quick re tort he heard "a this was pro. '.aimed out side. "It's e:'..-y i:.iu;h for you to guessthat Clay is at i he her.d of tho t icket. but Freh'ng b.uysc:i who th-Mlevil is Fivlir.ghuysenf "I only l;!iov--," vas tho ilignitied answer, "that it is n I. graphed mo s. from Annapolis Junction, rhf iv my operator had tho news five minuses ago from the train that is bound this way bringing the delegates." In those .lays tho twonry miles from An napoli.: Juat-tion to iugcon made up a trip of c.o hov.r and a quarter for the excep tionally fa'C train.?, sach as that which was bringing thj Whig delegates to Washington. Long before ih-? journey was over the news papers enterprising even in those days had extras on tho streets, and the newsboy was crying lustily the chronicle that Morse had caught Cashing through twenty miles of air. A great crowd of people was at the statioi The extras, with their cabalistic legend "iy Telegraph," Lad whetted public curiosity t keenest edge. Out of tho jammed trail came th- delegates piling, ea-j-u anxious ti be foremost in sending abroad to friend? th ins)iritin-r iit.-wsthat f.irt line was with Harry of the west. And how dumbfounded they were, fin Ling in very typo before tiieni th. story they believed exclusively their own. I low but by a miracle could the news have pained .uch headway "By t!?graph," so tliey read in the headlines of the journals. "By telegraph:" That pestiferous Morse ; The" had seen tho wires stretching along tho track all the way from Annapolis Junction into Washington; they had seen it, and they had joked a'oout it glibly. I'hew! It was hard to realize. Hut bat but what can & man do when ho can't do imything" Tho douliters und scoffers lecau;e enthiisiasticaHy dumb. S. F. C. Itforsa had won. "When ho next nppraretl i?i public tho people showered him with huzzas II o was no longer a dreamer; bo was a dox-r; and there were honors for him TitiPtiiited. Xi'w York Tin.os. An i:.ectric Clock. A new :V;T-g .ut is a clock, wit a ordinary worts, thr.t -.-ii! run fura year without atten tion. An tl cL:i? battery concealed ia tho .case winds i:p the cki from day to day, or vt-i k to week, as the need iuu.y be. Once in i great while tho battery must bo renewed, ibut thai is til the care tho clock calls ur. JL'iiicafcO livi'aU. TWO AMERICAN TRAITS. We Are n I'eople of Rnnagntd nnd 1'rof Hirate KiMjndthrlft. Two of our national characteristics are going to prcfwrvo thoi-quilibriiim of tlicso bI Ks.-l United States. In the lirst plnco tho American love of danger, in the sec ond place, the American indifference to Iiomo. F:w Americans, who arc tho moht reckless of morUils, are only happy when tempting fate or daring 1'rovidence through Homo medium of m-ntal excite ment and jiersonal danger. It will bo iliflicult to convince future historians of ns as a race that we did not prefer rid ing on :i can of dynamite to n po.sing on an innocuous down cushion. The love of nelf preservation which is implanted in man seems to lie entirely Bubservient to tho love of peril in tho average Ameri can. A rather nervous individual re cently assured mo that the tremor which jussuiled him when he lirst liegan to travel on tho elevated railroads in New York always added a zest to his ride, and when custom wore away that feeling he was quite wretched. "What did you wish should happen to you?" I asked, to humor what I believed to he an affectation. "Just what did happen the other day," he resionded, with a slight shrug of his shoulders. "I wanted to be in an acci dent. I never have lieen in an accident and I have done some pretty risky things. It is probably the sauie fueling that im pels a Uiy to tikate on thin ice, walk on peaked fences and scoot ticross a railroad truck when the engine's coming. My theory is that half of the great inven tions are the results of innate reckless ness. The inventor of electricity may have leen a thinker, but he was a loy lirst! And do you lx-lievo a timid woman would ever have dreamed of building an L road? 8he likes it now she has got it, for tho gentler sex aro proverbial for rushing in whero angels fear to tread, and who among your acquaintances would hesitate to cross the ocean in four days if any means could le invented to condense tho voyage to these brief di mensions?" The fact is, this person is thoroughly American. Ve do like to le scared. As to Ihcsecoiid characteristic, the indiffer ence to home, we shall never lo anything hut ro:uners. Perhaps as Americans be come more and more imbued with for eign customs they will cultivate the "an cestral hall" feeling and throw out those roots which must cling to the hearth stone where their fathers have sat before them. The American constitution, the laws of this happy country, are not ex actly in accord with family roof trees, however much they may lie with the genealogical specimens, hut why as soon as a rich man has builded himself a palace and tilled it with treasures ho wants to get out and build another is unaccou.it able. save that, being American, he can not help himself. It is not merely the unrest of posses cion that seizes him. lie is impelled by a love of change, that natural iickleness which makes Jiim dissatisfied with that particular side of the street or the archi tectural plan of certain rooms, and so in a brace of years the palace is to let ftir r.ished or it is in the market, and milord, with his family, wandering in the four quarters of the globe. Boston Herald. What Physicians and Lawyers Earn. Says a west side physician : ' 'Probably the most lucrative medical practice in Chicago is worth about ?23.000 a year. That is tho beet the most successful phy sician in Chicago can do. Doctors do not earn as much as lawyers. I mean the successful ones. I suppose there are a dozen or more lawyers in town who make more than '25,000 a year, and a score or so enjoy an income of from $15,000 to $20,000 a year. You can count on the fingers of your two hands, the number of doctors making $10,000 a year. One of them is a colored man, whose practice is largely among white people. Yet the average earnings of the physicians of the city probably exceed the average earnings of the lawyers. The average in both professions is start lingly low, probably nottoexceed 1,000. There are hundreds of good openings for physicians in the growing country of the west, but young men persist in clinging to the cit-, where many of them eke out an existence on an income cf $000 or 400 a year, waiting for something better to turn up." Chicago Herald. Knssian Cities Fire Department. The same precautions against fire are taken in Moscow and St. Petersburg to day that were in use a century ago. Scores of fire towers are everywhere seen. They run up about seventy-five to 100 feet, are built like a lighthouse, with winding stairway, and have a platform all around the top, where the watchman patrols day and night. If a fire is dis covered a signal is given and tho lire de partment turns out. It was only recently that St. Petersburg, tho capital, with hundreds of millions of government prop erty, .secured a steam lire engine. And that is a ioor, old fashioned affair. The hand engine docs service there yet, as in most other cities in the empire. "When a fire breaks out the streets are cleared for such a department display as an Amer ican town would make; people go wild, talk loud, get in the way, and when the fire burns out the department goes back to watch the towers for another signal. Moscow Cor. New Orleans Times-Demor crat. New Passenger Coaches. ""We don't like to put new passenger coaches on through service,"' said an old railroad man to me. Asked for a reason he said: "Through passengers have a bad habit of putting their feet on tho new plush, sioiling it in a very short time. We always run tho new coacjies in the local service for about a 5-ear and then they are in about theright shape for long trips. Passengers going si short distance don't have that inclination to elevate their feet that other people have, and usually the cars are too full to turn over the seats." Buffalo News. Foot and Meter. According to Mr. E. G. Pavenstein, the English foot is used as the standard of length bv countries having 4G 1,000. 000 inhabitants", the meter by 347,091,000 people, and the Castilian foot by 5,905, 000. Denmark and Russia are the only countries in continental Europe which have not adopted the meter. Frank: Leslie'. ARTS OF DIVINATION. The Trivialities to hit Ii the Olil Astrol ogers Would l cenl. It i- astonishing into what, trivial d -tall astrologers were prepared to go. There in something, for instance, delightfully rich in interrogating tbj planets as to the w hen. abotits of a lost dog. And yet thi-s was done, us related by William Lilly, who gives full purtieul.irs as to his met hod nnd success. Hi.; n count is worth quotation. After drawing the usual plan or tho state of tho heavens, ho continues: "Tho tyuero unto me wus what part of the city they .-.hould search: ii"St, if Lo should ever recover him. Tlr sign of Oemiiii is wistund by south; the quarter of heaven is west; Mercury, th sigmlicator of the Hog, is in Libra, a western sign, but southern quarter of heaven, tending to the west. "Tho moon is in Virgo, a southwest sign, and verging to the western ungl"; t!i. strength of tho testimonies examined I found the plurality to signify 1 he w e.-.t, and ihiruforo 1 judged that the dog ought to bo westward from tho place whore the owner lived, which wus ut Temple 1 Jarre; wherefore 1 judged that the dog was about Long Aero or upper part of Hrury Lane. In regard that Mer cury, signili rator of tho beast, was in a sign of tho sanio triplicity thut (leiuiiii his as cendant is, which signifies Loudon, and did not apply to a trine aspect of iho cusp of the sixt house, i judged the dog wus not out of the lines of commuiiieat ion, but in the sumo quarter; of which J was moro coaii- iued by the sun and Saturn, their trine aspect. Tho signo wherein Mercury is in is Libra, nn a very slgne. "I judged tho d:Z was in some chumbci or upper loom kept privately r in great secrecy; liocauso the moon was under tho boamos of t he sun, and Mercury, 11100:1 and sun were in tl:eei;;ht hou-e, but been us-the sun oil Monday follow ing did apply by trine dexter to Saturn, lord of tho ascendant, n::d moon to sextilo vl Mars; having exaltation in tlu- ascendant., I intimated thatiui-iy opinion he should have his dog again..-, or uewes of Ids dog upon Monday following, or noer that time, which was true, for a gci.ilo inaTi of thequerem's acquaintance sent him the dog tho very sumo day about 10 in tho morning, who by accident ooniiiig to slo a friend in Ing Acre, found the dog chained up under a tablo and sent him home, asabuvo said, to my very great credit.' This uio!i ishing success will form a fitting con. fusion. Some of our readers may ierhaps co.isidor it belongs to that method of divination known as tho romaney. Lcisuro Hour. Closing the TrTesrow l!nivcrt:ity. The university iii. jxi-tor, Hrisgalof, is known as very narrow minded. lH'.: ing a concert given by the students he said to 0110 of the singers: "You aro drunk."' "Yorr olicnsivo expression is not deserved,"' was tho reply, '"as I never touch drink." "Then you aro a dirty scamp!"' was the inspector's reply, for which the st udent lo;:eil his t :.rs. On the morning following tho procurator of Moscow, Count Kapnist, assembled t he students ;-;d addressed them, saying: '"Who amoog you should wish to justify the proceedings 01 your colleague under arrest is ivqiws;-d to riso and say so." There was no response, probably because tho sjcoch was not rhv.r enough ia its expressions to bo rea lily i::id r stooth Then tho count added: "Thus every ono of you is a scoundrel." That word was followed by a storm of indignation. "Vot::i tlrel vouivelf :"' "Down with bin:!"' "Out with "him I" "Krisgalof must go!"' "The council is infamous!'' "Tho by laws must bo amended!"' and other cries wera uttered ia passionate vchemenev. The greater number of tho 1,."UX) students assembled sncc cie-.l in reaching tho street, end forming groups awaited further developments. Soldiers been posted near tho university hcfo; ha;:d, anil a great many lookers on were crowi.ed in tho streets. Then Russian savagery was displayed ". its fuiicst extent. Tho cavalry, without a word of warning, charged upon tho crowd, wounding, trampling down and killing u great number. I snw an old lady, with her gray haired proitictor, whoso roiid lay ti rough that street, ruthlessly sabred and trodu.Mi down. Tho natural result of ruch outir.ges was that tho infuriated populace charged back upon tho soldier's, driving luem back 1 y the sheer imjjotus of their numbers, though, without weapons of any kind. Mean v. hiie, the professors of the university, afraid of tho number of students that had remained i:i the building, had recourso to tho usual protectors in similar eases tho butchers of tho district, who entered tho hall brandishing their long knives. Under tho countenance of their patrons, tho professors, they proceosld to commit unspeakable outrafws npon whomso ever Lad tho inisfortuno to incur their dis pleasure. Two hundred students wero im prisoned. The rest walked tho Etrtttu in grout's, sugir.g their songs. At 1 1 o'elcek 1 on the morning following tho students assem bled peaceably on tha boulovard, when tho porters and scavengers, with orders from police headquarters, sppciircd and proceeded to renew tho outrages upon tho students as on tho previous day, at which sculllo on student was killed. Then tho students dis continued attending tho university. Moscow Letter. Educational Progress in Africa. Tho first school in Western Africa upon the plan of the German popular schools was opened at Kamaroons. Among the thirty two pupils there are seven sons of King Bed, tho native ruler. Like all the negroes of tho region he complains terribly at the exorbi tant cost of the education of his boys, which cannot fail, he says, making his exehec.ncr bankrupt. The feo is settled at seventy-live cents a month a pupil, which, with the usual inlo of compounding for a number of pupils from the same family, will bring tho amount due by his majesty for tho education of his seven princes to something like 4 a month, an immense sum for a royal darkey's treasury. The progress made by. tho pupils in general is said to bo satisfactory in tho three "R's," but clas:s singing is not good. Bellowing is too natural en exercire for the black voices to allow them to have any pleasure in civilized chorus singing. Chi cago News, Kugland Near :.t Hand. You have only to cross Niagara river to find old Etiglish ways followed. The bishop of Niagara is his lordship, aud you will hear the natives of Fort Frio talk of their lively neighbors on this side as "fiis Americans," just as if they didu'l lite in a part of Amer ica themselves. In their spelling they aro particularly English, you know. They put u into pai-for and an extra g into wagon. Whereas we spell jail with a i, an a, an i and ail 1, the;. Tx-rvcrsely make it gaol but they get there ay the same! HuIIalo Courier. Flontin;; inrlcus of Ca-iiniere. The floating garden on tho rivet's arc formed by the long sedges being interwoven into a mat, earth beir.g supei h-.iio:ed there upon and the stalks finally cut under water, thus releasing them froai the bottom of tlio lake. They ere usually about -0 by 2 yards ia size. A dishonest Cas!isr i will semet imcs tow his neighbor's gainien avay fron it-: moorings and appropriate its produce, which generally includes eueurbitaccous fruits ard vegetables and a fine d.isoription of grapo. The Highlands of India, BROKEN ANCHORS. Wl"r; the jnnl: shop's Hhndnws sh-p, An 1 the Kpiders tirood ami spin. Pre!, ou aiu'iiLirs 1 u.,tiuj lie , J. Y it!t tli- wreckage of the deep. S:! nt Ii to the streets loud din; silent lu re the roar of sea; l!ut up'-iKe HlriiiK wraitlis to me, : " Ai:d imploring voices cry: "I.i t ns lie And rust and mold : liimeiri jaak simps everywhere Kest.T '11 -;,tli yoiirouii r sky. la the era..v race fur fjoM luaiitu slii;.s lire 1 xited bare! Jieadiier wn-i-ks, in saodi r fate, brcnl: t.eiieuth the slorins of lii.te; While dcspuiriitg v..iees cry : ' Lilgar 1.. Wula nian. HEWITT ON PHYSICAL CULTURE Opposed to I"u?;ilistic lie-sorts but ill I'iivor ot 1 Sox ins tlkvt'S. One of the. vital qu.-stiou.; e.tVeel iug tho ri:i ing general ion whieji father.; and mother" often cot sid r, it-id are in great doubt a!'U',, is what form of -x"re:.v tliei.- boy,-' and youiig men should be a our.igeil to t.u;e. The li'-rald advi-vd its ci-nv pond -nts sr:no time ago to get opinions 0.1 the uuliject fi oio men of prominence. Mayor Abeam S. Hewitt said: "I nm a physical wreck, and I ought to Jiavo been in my grave tea years ago. Yet I mj.Io a speech, as you recall to lr.e, a I' -w seasons ivr'o to tho liieuiU r.-i of tho Young ?.l. n's Ciiri-fian association on the subject t physi cal culture. 1 beii. ve l!::.f I would ix!-.y bo a strong, hearty man if I had early aoq-iired, and constantly practiced, reasonable a! ii 1' ti" exercises. I we.s instrumental in cr.talt lishiug the gyiuia-siiiiu in the Christian asso ciation's building, and I decidedly 'oi'a tcTianec'l tho introduction there of P- -gloves at r. t : .: .. . opposed. Sparrieg is now a countenanced sport there, but lj'jmmors, loafers aud light ers don't get into tho premises, and tho spar ring is as gentlemanly ki checkers. "L'ui since I have been tho mayor I have cleaned New York city of pugilistic resorts. You rcmmiboi- that tho Bowery used to bo dotted with drinking saloons with rop-vl rings at their rears, wherein nightly lioxing matches worn tho attraction for gatherings of bums and novices. There shall l. no p:'.;.--lio exhibitions in this town by professional p.igiii.sls, except of so mild a sort that tho law is not violated thereby. Any semblance of fights, no matter if tho gloves are as big a.-, pillows, shall 1k prevented. But sparring for exercise is quite anot her thing. 1 no goixl reason for tho uisconlimianco of ;:par liug by boys and young men in reputable gymnasiums, in their homes, or anywhere that it is not surrounded by vicious persons. Oiii-nicest girls dance in their parents' par leas aud at approved balls, but that does not imply n th-siro on their part to go to disrepu table dance halls for the diversion. Tho same rhould he true of boxing by tho boys. No, no: don't forbid the boxing gloves. Encour age all manly and lieooming sjiorts, and only stop them within tho borders of propriety." iioiitoa riorald. Tho American at Dinner. Americans are hospitable, in a certain way, that approaches lavishness. Whc-.ievc r they give dinners at clubs, or at homo, tin y di--play their hospitality by elaborate menur which comprise too many dishes for a man'-j tasto or digestion. This is not the epicurean idea. There is moro merii in a dinner wire re tho qualiJy of food, its cookery and ssrvier aro attended to, and tho most enjo3-able ban. quot is that where not five courses are ex ceeded. Look at the menus of some largo banquets, and you will find that they aver age ten couri.es, and it is not uncommon to seo a dinner at a club or house exceed tv.eivo courses, with every procurable dish in the market. Tho American is not a heavy eater, and his digestion is more frequently than not imperfect. Ho can, consequently, but simply taste tho various dishes, or elsa gorge himself liko a child at Christmas. Sit eh c iaborats dinners aro often considered bore. because one cannot leave the table with sat is facfion. It is no little art to give a real enjoy.thlo dixner. Tho people here aro too busy t- i be come good dinner givers, for it requires mi idler to be successful at this. Our wealthy men do not entertain at home, and at the clubs they are often lavish without approach ing cpicurianism. More attention is now paid than formerly to menu cards and ser vice. A menu caret should bo original, sim pio and elegant. So many of them nro gaudy and over ambitious that they destroy tho effect desired. It is pleasant to liegin dinner after glancing at a refreshing menu card. It should always bo typical, if po..-i-bk, of the object of tho dinner, and then a dinner should never bo served without liov trs, which are important features of table cvi-ar.gements. William Lucas ia Gie.be Deuiocrat. Imyiirg a I'oay In Thibet. Traveler Oh, Aga! (masters of horse. -i wilt thou sell a pony J Master of the String (bluffly) We are going to Calcutta aud ask 1,000 rupees each. What will the gentleman offer ? Travels" Ask him how much a ound mane and tail included he will lake. Syce (in ecstasies of laaghter, almost unable to articulate to the shikari The sahib wishes to know how mi.M pice a seer the pony is worth. Master (looking posed) The pom is of iron legs and f.at abdomen; he is a rajah's horse. I will take 500 rupees. Traveler Tell him tho horse squints ind does not taik Hindostani. How can an English gentleman rido such an animall Master (begiiming dimly to apprehend a joke and breaking into a Thibetan smile) Very well! I will reduce his price to li."0 rupees. Traveler Tell him I will give him JO ru'tees and a chogul of millet beer. The Highlands of India, bv Ma j. Gen. D. J. F. NcwalL His Self Kaisiu Nose. I heard a funny story recently of an actor some time ago, who was playing in a lareo, in which it was necessary for him to u;e l?.rge dough nose. Ono night when he go: b . tho theatre he found no Hour, and sent the boy out for some. Sack came the boy, the nose v.-as m a,l i and whipped on. Presently, to the horror of the actor, the nose began to swell, till at len'.th, in the midst of an ir.i- I nortant i;assa'-e it burst and fell to tle ground. Ii had been matlo of self raising tlour, and the heat of tlio actor's face had ac complished tho cfiuistrophe. Newport I'ost. The liernian Keii-liNtat;. The rek.tive strength of parties in tha Oer amn reieiistag, which differs very little from what it was at the beginning of tho last ses sion, is: Conservatives, including Imperial' ists and Free Conservatives, 117; Ciericals or Center, 101; Poles, i:j; National Lilierals, VJ; Liberalists, t'rogre.Svst, or Radicals, fit; social J iemocrats, 1 1 ; Independents, includ ing tho Alsaco-Loi-i-i'mers, 22; total, VJ7. Chicago Ne ws. Iettin "Well IZnonglt Alone. Landlady Jane, i-ass Mr. Dumley tho salt for his egg. Duailey Tka-aks, not any salt. This egg is none too faxsh as it is. New York Sun. Cold black tea is said to be good for keep ing the hair ia carl. CALIFORNIA CAHHFD GOODS, CHEAP. SARATOGA CHIP POTATOES, Pure Fruit Preserves, IBc a lb. FRENCH. AMERICAN and MUSTARD SARDINES. ''Thompson's Relish," Something New and Nice BD Bsnaett T fl 0 i " 1 S i I S 0 s 0 Is ezi joying a EDITION S, The Will bo one (luring witicli tho : ubjoct.-. of national intortisi iin;l inijiortitiice will n; strongly agitatol ami llio tloction ol' a President will take '!:ieo. Iho eole of Cass County who would like lo learn of Political, Commercial and Social Transactions of this yea:' and would kei apace with the times .hould - l"oi: m z "a if Now while we have the subject hefore th; people we will venture to tpeak of our Jlii "Wliich is lirt-chiss in all respects arid from which our job printers are turning out much satUJactorv work. PLATTSJI0UTH, iifn ii y lull Soosa ia "both, its JLOO KITil Kit TIIK weeKlv Herald, AS:A"r-v,ja: . J?"V; NEBRASKA.