THE DAILY HERALD, PLATTSMOUTII, NEBRASKA, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1887. t r J SOME STAIITLIXG FIGURES. FEW MEN OF THE NEW STATES NATIVES OF THE EAST. I.lnc of .Migration In tlio I'nilcd State. I ii-f OMiiin-l from u K:iil retail Man. Tlio IJroiMllin iroinil of Aiiiri'un il n. Tl Soul!:. It in a lii.storicul fuct Unit all prout migra tory niovi-mi-nt of jifojili-s or of r.ici's have l.ccii, Willi frw oxccpt toius, wcstwnnl, nlong l.'n; li r-o of l.-itit ii. 1. j on wliii-ii they vwro lrri. In our count ry tlio nifii of northern liirtli Ii.ivo almost, ulwuy -r n i r: t 1 to llm northwest. Those of southern liirth h.ivo t.)IlowiNl trulls which lol to thu south west. A few wills nj;o I was tiilkiV with two cmi.rAcl'n in llio iliity offico of nn ill Kept hotel ut 1'rcstott, in iisliiiij;toii territory. n of my fomrmlcs was a bright, ni:iy milroiid oflirial; tho other was a farmer, who onltivutc.1 .'1,000 nones of highly ih oiIik tive wln-at land. I had traveling through the marvelous wheat grow-iiif; region known ius the! Halouso district, where the c taMishiHl rules which control unricultural oerntiiiis in the Mississiii valley arc i linl'c!il, aiululurc the mot productive land In s 0:1 the top of hills, und I told niy coui r;ides what I had seen. I dwelt strongly on the fact that I had met hut few men who were from New England or from the north-e.-e.tcru states in tho region. When I akcd the settlers wiLh whom I talked where they rami! from they answered from Missouri, from Iowa, from Arkansas, from Indiana, from Tennessee, from Illinois, from Kansjis, from North 'arolina, and at loii interval. one would reply that he had l.eeu raised in 01m of tin N v ICnlaiid states. The fact thr.t Mow l'i:;'laiid was scantily rcjirescnted in the new s-t.;;ts which uiv 1h''hj created in ti: west ii!iire-.-i'd 1110 strongly, and it 1 11 .11 llcd me slran;.ri ly I said, as I lmhe.l iii'niirinly nt my comrade.--, "1 do i:"t tiiid.-r.- tand w hy there are so ff.v New lliilaiul uit'ii in this region' Tho railroad oiliria! thrust his hand into the breast jicketof his coat nnd drew forth an envelop-, which he handed to 1 ne, saying in ex ilan:d ion: 4l-ist I.'-e!iiher our company placed nn advertisement, iri the hands of an advertising ji.,riicy to piiMish in all their newj.papTs. This cnvc'oj'c," he tapped it with his index linger as he spoke, "contains the record of the answers wo received during the first four months of the year, and from what statu they were sent. Kc:id thv record, and you will then undent;'.. ;d why 3 011 do not meet New Kiiland !:ie:i Ir. II:'; wot."' I ihriist the cnveicpe into the hrnnst roclret of my :;(. That niy ht nftr-r we h :d separ nted I rend the lis!, and it sharply indicated that th. r:iih:.d !!icial had s; oki 11 truthful.-. I'nt the list also indicated that tho southern jt-o 'e who live i:i the old sluvo s':''. sh;id i-ea: e.I to cmirnto. IJut I knew that the southern p-.p!e wtiV cuiiratin; v.c: tv.a:il in enormous mimlx'rs, and this li!"iv, !, made me doliol the correctness of the dcilueil-ins t h.- r:iiiiid iiicial had drawn from his li.-r of letter; of inquiry received. fs. I Iaiil it away mil ii I rnnM have nccess to thai portion of U.ole-.sth -. enus which relates to tli.; n:.tivir v of the population of the diiTer e;it states, The cluino lies oj-eii before mo ns I write. I ri-o::p tho Xew TJn5l.m1l states and the tales of New York, Pennsylvania. Now Jer sey ami Delaware for convenience of il'ustrr. tion and as typical of the northeast. This c-orp enntaincd 1 l.-VT'.i.C.K) native born whito inhabitants in l'-N. Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan. Wisconsin. Minnesota. Missouri ii!:d bv.a having in ls-'K a population of 1, 7T:.'.!1 native bom whiles, group as states ECttled in pari , and almost wholly in some case:-, by New J'nrl:ni!ers, and u.o the group n.-; typical ot western states, to illustrate my miunin. To tho nnros: The totnl nunilier of letters .of inquiry Hint were received at the railroad otTce in finswi r to the advertisement, which iiv.blished in lriaiiy lmrdrcd newsjiajx-rs, tits -. -ii Of this number H'd wore? s'nt from 2ew I'nland, 17 from New Jersey and .Delaware, while New York and l'ennsj-lvania si-nt 403, four-fifths of which were from th western port ions of tlioso states. Tho total number of letters sent from tho first group of states was (171. During tho sanio timo 1?."G-1 letters were reeeivtvl from jx;oplo ro wdinp: in tlio western group of states. It is a fsiynilicant fact that more letters of inquiry weio received from anyone state which I Lave placed in tlio second group than were received from nil Now England. And it is fllsnsijjniilemit, and indicative of the strength of the migratory instinct of the western jhjo p!e, that more letters of inquiry were re ' reived from the far western states, in propor tion to their jwipulalion. than from any other portion of the Union. For instance, 409 let ters were received from Iowa, a compara tively new state, and which contained 1,353, OU't white people in island 103 were re ireived from Indiana, an older state, which ji.-rl a whito population of l,7t4,74 in isso. Illinois, which had 2,44S,172 native whito 1 Herniation in 1S0, sent o.K) letters, wlulo Ohio, havi-ig 2.7--',,$-2 native white popula tion, sent -l letters. Kansas, one of tho youngest state-, and having a native whito population of MC.211, sent 3(10 letters, and J.Iis?:oi:ri sei-.t o7j letters, or 1214 more than New England. In the rcgii :i included in the second group .f states lood i-i plentiful an J cheap. The j-.eople are not ovoivivilized. Large families are raifed. It is toiiay the greatest breeding ground of American men. The migratory instinct is strong in the people. They are venturesome nnd courageous and willing to endure h:ird-4i;''. These people are western bred, and are western in thought and feeling ia every fi!or of their liodics. If the migra tory instinct has become weak in tho Furitan fstock which remained in New England, the ,nativiry of the population of tho new states which lie beyond tho Missouri river should show it. How is it? In l'O Kansas, alleged to l:e the .beloved child of slavery hating New England, contained 'J,";" people of New England birth. Up to ISn) Illinois had sent IW.!''.'.' of her children to Kansas. Mis souri sent CtViJS. Ohio sent 1,:J!H. Ia diana fnrnUhcil 77.0i'i. emigrants to Kan sas Ko:.'uc!cy forwarded S-',y7!? of her blue j-:r..--s bo d children to the I'rairie state, or !.',r)S more than New England. How is it in C'olorndo? New England supplied -J 1 . 1 - i 1 inhabitants, a large proportion of Ihern consumptives, to that arid laud. Mis souri sr:n I2. i:U tough, hardy citizens to the Lighl.inis of Oilorauo. In Oregon, in 1S!S0, there were 4,-'ki'.' piople from New England end 10.754 from Missouri. The same story is tel 1 by the emigration statistics of all the v.er.t.Tn States. Today Missouri ideas and t:K.-thods of thought are more powerful be jou l the Missouri river than those of Isew England. The tSouthcrn people have not ceased to emigrate, but in their case the natural law which compels men to follow westward the degree of latitude on which they were born hn- 1 een oleyed. Tho nativity of the popu lation of Texas proves that the southern people have emigrated as freely as those of the middle Mississippi valley. Frank Wilke fou In New York Times. WASTE. To onn be wut bis KlfinR niiin's heart laid hnr Quivering with hope nuil fear. A cruel hand Kecmccl j.reKsin liard upon a torn, hot nervel Nulhlnff kept, not cvea liin litr-e pride. I'lifaitliful to unc.thiT to bor true. Complete Kurremler of hi heart unj life. Tlio srcond letter wun indifTerent, Save for nil old time name lie kuei? sho Iored; 111 Fiiatelieil a, fadliiK tlmver from liis coat And criislifd iln purple lilood u'.'iitiHt tlie worda, Tliut she inik'lit knotv, for all liis eiiy life, JIi; reealli;d her love for viukU! Thi one to whom lie wro? wilh Iaslrf-s wet ( His plcxlin,' was so h'ronif and f'a.-sionate), i:ea;l v.itli ti-ree scorn liis letter- liim.'T it by And, lat.-r, an.v.er' il in n mocking t.int;. Tim other died. L'poa Iht l.r"ke;i l.eart W'm: f.jan l n locket w it!i I is t.i"' iusidi; A tender word, cut from his letter ami A Violet. Kate Vannnh. A FIRST DATTLE RECORD. Tho Sixth A l.i!:iuia' He- t:ite Cliui'JfO l iiiler ('inloii l Seven I'iiieH. f)n) day in tho spring of l-d, when tlio clans of tho Confederacy were gathering, them tramped into Montgomery, then tho tc;iiMrury capital, a company of gaunt, wild ejed, jer.uselad men. A;! they inarchetl along in irregular tiles, with an every mun for him belf air, somebody on tin; sidowulk calleil out: "What command is that.'"' "JndeiK-nd.-nt Killes," was tho reply tihoutcd back from the rau!;s. '"Independent Itilles," 11 stiectator echoed tvith a grin. 'liaccoon Ilouglis," came from tho free and ;asy ranks: "I recl;n that'll su't you uns." Every 1:1.111 in the company wore 11 eoonskiii jrap, anj "tho Kaecoon Houghs" they were l'i"om that t inn; on. The o-imand had been recruited from tho miners and mouiituinccrs of the northwest comer of (Jeorgl.i and the liui-theast corner oil AluUima, They were neighbors ami fellow worlcmr n, whose associ atioiss lapjied over state lines. Their captain was John B. (lordon, ut i'ivsent tho governor (Jeorr ia, but ho didn't hold the pooilio;. long. "Tho ltareoon llougli.v' were mobil ised with some other comp.'.uies and becair.o the Sixth Alabama, to the command of which Capt. t lordon wkm elected. At f-'even I'ines tho Sixth .Alabama re ceived its baptism of tiro. 1 'of ore that th.ero had l;een some skirmish i'lg, but this was tho ilr.it battle, and, as Jovernor i J ordon describes the scenes, they make up for the regiment a iii-st battle record which probably is without parallel on cither side. A h.hade comes over tho governor's expressive face and his voice drops to lower tones when he talks of that day. "I started on tho charge," ho says, "with ro() mi ll in my regiment, vi'hen the lighting ended nt nightfall JH'iJ of th.? ;0U lay 021 tlio fiilddead or wounded. My lieutenant col o!:el was killed. Of forty-four commissioned otueors only thirteen caii:o out jf that day's lighting unscathed. "1 had a brother with mo a hry," Gover nor Gordon continued. "He was shot tlirough the right lung, but lie recovered, only to die with Stonewall Jackson at Chancellorsville. He was l'. years old. I had several build holes in my clothes when night came, but was not wounded. Ono bail raked across my chest, and would have shattered my right arm if I hadn't it uplifted topoi.it with my sword a movement I wanted my command to mal;e. "Tho Sixth Alabama," tho governor went 0:1, "v.iis opj.oito a J ortiou c f the Federal line which that, side had no idea would lo taken. Wo made the tsault in tho forenoon. There was a charge acivr.s the open field, per haps a distance of .")(:) yjmls. Then we camo t: breastworks behind which the Federals were us thick as they could stand. As wo went over t'u'ir lir.es wo found the evidences that they had no idea of being driven back. Cooking was going on, and in u house a meal had been prepared for an cHicors1 mess. "We followed them buck of tho works and into a swamp where a great many trees had lieon felled. It was impossible to go ahead, and there wc stopped, kUw I in tlio water up to our knees and fought tiil dark. I had to de tail men in there to hold the heads of tho v.oundi d above water to keep them from drowning. And some of the lime I could not Und enough well men to take care of the wounded." "Governor, do you recollect of any cither command which lost s;o heavily in a single charge at any time during tho war;"' was ar.kcd. "No,"' replied tho governor, after a littlo peuse. "I don't, recollect at!3'th;ng which was Unite equal to it. Our loss was within three or four men of licing 1 wo-thirds of tho wholo regiment. " Chicago Ti mes. Tlio rv'jjaiiii of tlie Si-jro. A few word;:, now, on the fetich doctor or medicine man. the N'ganga of tlio negro, who is also his priest, physician, and chief jus tice. If any one in the village dies, the negroes who cannot comprehend that any one should cue u natural d-at h, believe that he must have been killed by enchantment or by the evil inlluenee of some other person; in short, that another j rson was the cause of his death. It is N'giinga business to find cut who this person is. He consults with tho spirits by moonlight, mid communicates tho result of his intervi ew to the people. Tho accused person is then subjected to the trial by eussa. Cassa is tho bark of a largo trco, the erj thropLtrvuiii guineense (legu minosa; ca.:a;-s:iea'). and contains n, very strong poison. The deli;i(iuent is forcetl to drink a solution of tins bark which has been prepared by the N'ganga. If Le vomits tho draught up immediately ho is innocent, but if it remains in his stomach he must die. In this case the negroes never wait for the o;i eration of the poison, but fell upon him with nicks and stouts or drive the life out of him in some still more savage v. r.y. The issue of tho trial by cassa-of oourso lies with the NVanga, and if the delinquent can pay enough that functionary wiil probably save his life. Popular Science Monthly. ! A Six ringcrrd Family. 1 Ono cf the most remarkable cases in medi cal annals, as summarized in a French jour nal, has reference to a six lingered family, covering ilve generations and including twenty-seven individuals. Tiie first instance ia this line was that of a man born in 17.j:?, who had six toes on one foot; in the second generation a son with six toes on one foot and a daughter normal; third generation, this daughter had five children, among whom were a son and daughter, each having six fingers on each hand; of the fourth genera tion the daughter last mentioned had eight children, including one son nnd two daugh ters, each having six lingers on each baud and six toes on each foot ; of the fifth genern tixi. a daughter had three ehiL Iron, includ ing a son doubly Reformed like his mother, and a son with six fingers on each hand, the feet K ing normal. Moreover, one of the two daughters of the fourth generation with only the hands affected had eight chihlren, several of whom wire normally develojied, but the rest were deformed as follows: One daughter had an osseous thickening of the digital extremity unn tha outer border of tie fifth metacarpal; one son had six fingers on each hand and siz toes ou each foot; and another son had six fingers ou each hand. 1 New Orleans Tiints-Deniocrat. I - HOW TO WARM HOUSES. DIRECT RADIATION VERSUS STOVES, FURNACES AND PIPES. Tho Artlflclni Climate In Oar Ifoiiftcn. c.xtrii(-tiv Effect l'joii Ilealtli Itudin tion fruui Open I'irvn Hot Iron .Sur face The Only Kemcily. Wo make nn artificial climate in our houses. We live indoors in an at mo-sphere heated by stoves, furnaces or steam pipes, to 10 or M) dogs. ; und we jmiss from our parlor or ball into the open air. At a step, literally in a breath, the temperature of the air has, for us, dropjied oO to ?: degs. We may put on an extra coat or shawl, and sliicld the out tide of the body and c hest, but wo cannot i.hicld delicate linings and membranes of tho air pa-ssagi-s, the bronchial tubes and lung cells. Naked, they receive tho full force of tho change the lact breath at 70 degs., tho next ut freezing or zero and all unprepared. We have loen sitting, perhaps for hours, in a tropical atmosphere; nay, worse, in un atr mosphero deprived by hot iron furnaces of its ozono and natural refreshing ami bracing rpiaJUU1!:. Our Jungs ore all relaxed, de bilitated, unstrung; and in this condition the cold air strikes them iK rhaps 00 degs. lielow what they aro graduated to and prepared for. Is it strango that pneumonia and bron chitis aro nt hand? If wo wero ia tho West Indies, or even in Florida, and wish to como north in winter, wo try to mako tho change gradual. Hut in our houses wo keep up a tropical climate, or worse, for tho air in not fresh, und wo step into :yi air as much colder as 40 degs. of lati tude will mako it. It is in effect going from Cubr. to Iceland or at least to New York r.S a ficp, and we make the journey perhaps a dozen times a da'. And often, w hile wo nro ttiil r.hut up in our domiciliary Cuban cliuvte, Iceland comes down upon us from un open window to replace air that has had its natural refreshing qualities quite cooked out of it by hot stoves, furnaces or steam pipes. And all these sudden changes ami shocks of cold come upon us while the whole system has its vitality and powers of resist ance gauged down to the low necessities of a tropical climate. Tho elfeet upon health is destructive. Pneu monia has increased nearly threefold in New York, in proportion to population, within the last fifty years. Bronchitis hay increased even more rapidly, nnd now causes l,.M)fj deaths in that city every 3 ear, being an in crease of nearly fivefold to the population i;i fifty years. What is the cause? We have a, siillicieiit and very obvious cause in the fact that in our methods of heating our hou:,es wo have boon "progressing backward." Fifty years ago there were few furnaces or clo'.o stoves, and no steam pijes for warming; houses were warmed by open fires. Tlio difference is radical and of great importance. It may bo brielly explained thus: Radiant hortt from tho sun or from an open fire passes through the air (mj far as it is pure air) with out warming it that is to say, without being obstructed or retained by it (just as liglit doc.-.), and only warms the pavement, floors, walls or other opaque body ou which it falls. Hence on a sunny day the pavement will bo 100 degs., while the air alxive it is only ?0 (leg?!. The air that touches the iron bars or surface of tho tire in an open grate goes to feed the fire, and then is drawn up the chim ney. Only pure, radiant heat is thrown into tiio room, not Lot air, and it does not heat tho air at all directly, but warms our bodies, walls, furniture, etc., and tho afr is heated from them. AVhen stove, furnace, steam pipes and hot water pipes aro used tho air is h eated directly and in turn warms the ob jects with which it comes in contact, tho pro cess being exactly the reverse of tho other. By radiation from open fires the nir is tho coolest thing in tho room; by tiie nir heating method it is tha hottest. 15y open fires tho lungs get less heat than any other part of us, cn l so are braced and strengthened; by tho hot air process they get more heat than any other part, because the hottest air rises uj permost aliout tho head, and so is inhaled, making tho luris tender and sensitive to cold ou our going out. 'We want to warm our bodies, not tho air. Cool air is denser, contains more oxygen and warms the blood more than hot air, besidei refreshing and strengthening tho lungs an.l bracing thnu agaiiurt injury on going out. Wo want air with the normal amount of ozone. We get it all destroyed by the hot iron surfaces. The only remedy for all these mischievous conditions and effects is entirely to abandon the plan of applying the heat to the air of making the air t he carrier of the heat. Heat wants no carrier any more than light. Iut your ho in projier position; take away the iron and brick casings that inclose it and ob struct its natural movements, and, quicker than you can think, tho heat will be flashed all over your room; darting out in straight lines in every direction from the surfaeft of the fire down, up and horizontally; and this without expense for pijies and hot air ducts. If one grata is not enough put another on tho opposite side of the room. CoaLi are cheaper than coffins. An almost perfect arrangement for warm ing a room would be an ojxen fire, and the en tire surface of the walls and ceiling formed of a reflecting material. The least possible fire would warm us, because the heat would b,; kept alive, active, radiant; being reflected constantly from side to side, and up to ceil ing and back as quick a-s lightning flashes; and so, impinging on tho body on all sides, would give it a livery, glowing warmth, while the air might be at almost any lower temperature. It would be like having a fire on every sido of the room. Popular Science Monthly. Printing Silver Certificates. There is said to be a good deal of criticism among the bankers of AVashington of the method now in vogue in the bureau of en graving and printing for printing the revcrsa Fide of the silver certificates. "When Mr. Graves was installed in oflice as chief of the bureau there were seven machines for print ing from plates in operation. Now there ere eighteen, and three more are soon to lie added. I It is asserted that no machine has yet been I invented which will .take tho place of tho ! hitman hand in distributing the ink over an engraved plate, and that with the. present machines it is impossible to get good results with any other color man green. or tins reason only the green side of the silver cer tificates is printed with tho machines. The ink, too, is said to be inferior to that which is used when hand printing is done. Tho silver certificates printed on tho machine are much k-ss durable than those printed by hand, and tho ink will easily rub off when tho bills aro in the least moist, ilr. Brooks,' chief of tho secret service division of the treasury, said recently that the United States is falling to a rear place in the quality of the notes which it issues. He is opposed to the printing ma chines as a substitute for hand labor, and says that counterfeiting will increase in thij country ia direct proportion with tho in crease "in the uso of these machines. New York Suu. One rascal talkin' 'bout hiutJier ono is like a deef man thumpin a watermiliou. J. A. liu'eoo. CONCEIT. The shallow brook That o'er IU pebble, brawllnp, runs away. And turn with every break of lait-1 or stone. Vexing the air with plaint of heavy burden, Wlnlo but froth and Mruws it carries. Knows not the deep, still lake so near. That, silent, covers Its unnumbered dead, While on its broad breust, to and fro, Tho thousand shis of commerce go. So our lives. Thn narrow mind, loud voiced o'er pretty thlnKS, Knows not the silent souls iiiienr iJreums not of depths or heights lx yond il& ou u, ( ir burdens home in patient stillness. Ixiuiso Houghton. PROFESSIONAL PALLBEARING. A (ilomiiy Trailp, but Very Kny Hint Imminently Kespcctiihle. Iln was a gloomy looking sort of jierson ami his face wore an expression of woo that made ono think ho had it stamped there us a sort of trade mark. He was clad in gar ments of tho somberest hue, and from the wide weed 011 his high bat to tho dead polish 011 his broad soled shoes ho looked for all the world like a man jn whoso family there was a death at least once a year. When ho came iido the street car a sort of hush fell uikhi the passengers out of resjiect for his placarded sorrow. By and by the gloomy man was asked if ho Lad met with u bereavement lately. "No, indeed," he replied, "there has not been a death in my family for years." "Why, then," asked his ncighlior, with more curiosity than iiolitcucss, "do you dress in such deep mourning?'' "Oil, tiiat's on account of my business." "You are an undertaker, then?1' "No, I am a pall bean r," and noting the look of surprise in his interlocutor's face he went on: "Some years ago there was a strike in my trade. I am a carpenter, and during ono of my idle days I passed a -house w here there was a funeral. Stopping to watch it I was upproachod by the undertaker, who asked 10 if I was going to the funeral. I said no, that I knew no one there. He then asked mo if I had any objection to being a pall bearer. I said I hail none, provided I was paid for it, and w e finally struck a bar gain. I made as much that uftcrnoon as I would had I worked all day at my trade, and since then I have adopted pall bearing ns a means of livelihood. I dress in black, as you s"o, and each morning -hiok over the death notices. I have found that my ser vices are very seldom required where the funeral is that of a young man or woman, or where tho deceased has lielonged to uny secret societies, and that my most profitable customers are those who have outlived most of their companions. If the dead person hap pen ; to bo an unmarried lady past tho ni-jridkui of life I am nearly always certain of tho job. 1 find that at funerals the pro portion of female attendants outnumbers tho male about four to one, and that most of tho latter are close relatives. As it is generally the rule to select the pall bearers from among those not connected with the family you cr.n seo that my service:; aro very fre quently in demand. I gem rally seek out-The undertaker and make my bargain with him, and I average about two funerals a day. It is a nice, easy sort of life and eminently re spectable. You will have to excuse mo now, us I have a funeral in this street and must get off here." Philadelphia News. Building Sites and t boosing IIousch. In selecting a house, or a site for a new one, remember that v. hero tho sun will shine on the house for some hours a day, ono ele ment of good is secured, especially if the sun shine enters at tho windows of tho living rooms or rooms most used during tho day time. After this aspect has been found to bo suitable, and that a plentiful supply of sun and air is insured, attention should be given to the general position and construction of tho house. If the ground is nt all porous, a la3"er of concrete not less than six inches thick, nnd composed of cement or lime and broken bricks or gravel, should bo spread over the whole of the ground covered by the building. This will prevent the passage of ground air up through the floors. Air will travel through the ground for some distance, and, as it invariably beeomc3 contaminated by jgpeing up carbonic acid gas in its passage, i' not suitable for inhaling. Tho louse acts a a sucker on tho ground; and if, unfortunate ly, the site is one on "made" ground that is, comjiosed of all tho refuso of a town tho ground air becomes the medium of disease. No houses should bo buiit without a well ventilated air space between tho earth and the ground floor, especially if the layer of concrete on the surface be omitted. Cham-bei-s' Journal. Tricks for tlio Old Timo Clown. Here's a book I found with some of the ancient wheezes in it: "After the first equestrian turn Jhe clown may say, 'Now I'll have a turn myself,' and then roll over like a coach w heel. Fall upon the ground, pick up sawdust, let it trickle down your faeo and say, 'My nose bleeds.' Pick up a piece of straw for fear of falling over it, then balance it on your chin. When the ringmaster says 'I never follow a fool,' let him go first, and then say, 'Then I do.' Tell the groom when he takes the horse away I to rub it down with cabbage puddings. A goou speecn to learn to address to tho ring master: 'If you please, sir, he says that you said that I said that they said that nobody said nothing to nobodj-.' " j They sound childish, don't they? Rut not one of them striped things ever failed to ! make people laugh. There are lots more of ; the same kind, but I won't read them. , Circus Man in New York Star. At a Ilress Rehearsal. Prompter (to leader of strners at dre.s re hearsal of the stirring Roman drama "Right Against Might'') Now are you all right with the cue? Loader I am so, sir. Whin the man ia the sheet (toga?) hollers to the gurrul Prompter The girl ! Leader "Katy Field," wo get ready, and whin he sings out "Rum and Crackers'' Prompter (frantic) "Catiif yield," "Rome and Gracchus," stupid: Leader Jesso. sir wo are to go for the chap in the trass wisteoat. j Dangerous Lemon Squeezers. The Popular Science News gives warning iga:nst the so called galvanized iron lemon squeezers. The iron is coated with zinc, and tho "citric acid of the lemon will readily dis solve the zinc, forming unwholesome and Xoisonous salts. Lemon squeezers should be made either of plain iron or wood, or, better, like some we have observed, where the sur faces brought in contact with the fruit are porcelain. Zinc is a metal which is readily attacked by the weakest acids, and no article of foci or drink should ever be allowed to come in contact with it." Boston Journal of Health. 1 Diagonal Streets for Towns. If towns were laid out with the streets In , the diagonal directions, northeast and south west, northwest and southeast, the sun shin ing into all the rooms some time during every day in the year, the effect would be j cheering and salutary. Boston Budget. BOO Tlio same quality nt jjomiIs 10 r tent, cheaper tlian any Iiuumj west ol the .Mi.i.-bij'ii. Will neer he tinleiohl. Call and hecoiivinct 1. PETER MERGES. tissue: FURNITURE PARLOR SET! -FOR A LI. IE0 TIT ESS" - ParIois Sited rooms, a$iiiio'-rooiiis Kitchens, ISallwnys and Offices, (JO TO Where a liiagnilit-cnl stock ol C.oods and Fair Prices abound. UNDERTAKING AMD EMBALMING A SPECIALTY CORNER MAIN AND SIXTH a IB MM a baa W 1 (succEssoi: to J. ii. 1:0 isi i;';s ; Will keep oonMantly on hand a full and coiiip'c'.c 1 1 1 of jm.-c oss and Medicines, Paints, Oils, "Wall Paper and a Full IAna oi TDJPTJG GIST'S PURE LIQUORS. E. Cx. Dovey & Son. We tcUiG ploqstiU) n sqyiiig soiiGS liro of Fall and Winter Goods Ever brough to this Ztlarltct and .-hall be' pleased to .show you a Superb Wool Dress Goods, and Trimmings, Hoisery and Underwear, Blankets and Comforters. A splendid assortment ft' Ladies' ilissees' and Childnna CLOAKS. WRAPS AND JERSEYS.' We have sdso added to our line of carpets pohic new patters, J71ooi Oil Glottis, Aqtts Ifags. In men's heavy and fine boot.s and .shoe?, alto in Ladies', ili.-ses and Childrens Foot'-ar. we have a complete line to which we IJS'VITE your inspection" All departments pull aud Complete. anna kb -3 EMPORIUM! BEDROOM SET I CLASSKS OF IE 'OP UT 3H IS FOIl - I'l.ATTSMnrTH, nkijhask a E. G. Dovey & Son. ne OF FRlf! fk K, r h a is n n 1-. m a m