JfJWK Mi fri,...3:g. .-f.sf . ... ..-i...,,. j- eras sjw W.. bs. LATTSMOUTH, NKllilASKA, FRIDAY, OCTOHKR 21, 1887. tut.' HATI A' TTVT? A T.TV 1 f CANNOT BE BEATEN. EXPERIENCE WITH A NOTED AND SUCCESSFUL GAMBLER. A Tiilk About "Strnl;ht" Games anl 'Crfhil" li)lInn n Country mmi. AViilei-f ill 3IiinlulutIu of C'lircl A I"uro llox for "Skin" Gambling. I I : i 1 nn extraordinary exorI.-nce u fuw ilay.H n;; with ni) of I ho most Holed unil suc-ri-v-,rul riiiibli.-rs in America. Wo occupi! mlj'iiiihi rliair coining from lliihiuV-ljihia, nml wo lulkcil uboul gambling in Tiovv York on tlio wi.y. "I have lu-anl u rxxl many HlorK-M," I tnd, "of liijli jilnyliix uj town within tlio paittwo wwk.-i. Is it really C "J li.ivo Ix't-n in JSVw York twcnty-llvo years,'" saM tin; xamhlir nuietly, "und 1 havo iieviT l.nowii tliem to roll as high ns they arc rolling now. Tliero is h combination of four Jews i lio lire playing faro in a funliion that won ill iiiuki the. oM M is-i-jsijij)i aioblera hoM I heir breath. Kvery ln-t id four figures, unJ tliey have ri-ijjlel I 's bank to the tuno of .'M,iMJ in ihreo nights. Jt is u curious thin;.', by tho way, that nearly ull Hebrews will bet ree!Je.-;!y on ennN, though they uro no cautious in l.usiin-ss matters. 'J'Jjey nro in Komi: n.-sjiii'ts the hest, gambler 1 over plnyed ii;;ainst. If a Jew wjch a clianeo of fretting back a clollar by taking u rhik, he will take the l i.sk every timo." "Am most e;amej straight now iu Now Yorlff ' I 1. n't know fi crooke.l gnmo in tlio wholo fit. Tho fac-l is that RainhVi-s have learned lit. last thai, it is just as easy to run straight as etookir-l. Tho jiereentngu in favor of the liouse is i-nonli to maku any man rich if ho v.tieks to tho name. It is exactly like any ether biwines. A merchant who is straight will sin-ce. !, anil a iiiercliaut w ho is crooked Mill fail in tho Ion"; run. There arc a lot of I'a.-sli iir.i.-hrootn e.st abli-hineiits aloiij; llroad v.uy wiiieli show up in pivat shajjo for a year i.r two aiel then go uinler. Tnry can't last if tliey a iv crooked. Tdo straight douses como out .el.'' 1 ii.eii'iioiicil thu iiaiiio a few moments later f if a. will known actor, who das a predilection for high play, and tho gambler said, wild a t'lilK'Lle: 'Thai particular actor made $1,005 in tdo cotir e of an ho.ir a few iiighLj ago." "iiov. "A friend of hid, a gambler in very hard luck, went to tho uct.n and Haid lio Lad a frieii 1 from out of town who was anxious to j-ia v rigainst tin- bank, mid do suggested tdttt tint actor anil tho ol lur should go in and lhtrco him at faro. Tliey went to a skin gam bler on iSixili ;:ve:iif ami got hiiutoopjna faro bank ui:h s.tael.ed cards, and about 11 o'clock at night ido actor and tho country Man came in logetder. Tliey had agreed to pool their isM'.e.i, and the actor put up J,0U. urainst a similur amount by the countryman. They then took their j;J,olo and tho uctor figree.l to do the playing. Within half an I:o;ir the money was :ill go::(, tho lights wero turned out, and the countryman was sent on Lis way. Then the gambler went up to tho uctor lo get his half of the money, bat do got nothing. Tho actor took tho c'l,0U5, gave rho dealer i'' for his trouble, and left town the following ti:i3' ahead. Tdo busted sport v lio engineered tho w holo thing has got bis revenge by telling everybody aliout it." If 1 were to give tho naiiio of tho actor who indulged in this transaction it would cause mi immciiso amount of astonishment, as his newspaper interviews are invariably full of Litter and heartfelt woo at the prevalence of ambiing in .America. It occurred to me a little later that it was a pood opportunity to introduce n man w ho had a system for beating games of chance to tho gambler. 1 told hint about my friend, and he taid that no system was ever in vented that could play successfully against luck. "Well," said I, "the man whom I havo in view I. as been sending me letters and tele grams aliout his particular discovery, and I would like to have you look at it." "1 wid e-vatniuo it with great pleasure," said tin! gambler, heartily, "if yon will boti eor.it? around to my hotel this afternoon, but I tell you lieforehand that you will go away convinced that no system can play against a game in which chance figures as an iaiporlaut factor. I have been iu this business a great many years, and 1 have made and lot many fortunes, so that I speak by tho card." At 5 o'clock that afternoon I telegraphed a man that had a now system (he is a colonel of militia), and wo went together to tho hotel. "Wo wero met by tho sallow faced man of ihaiico, and ho wandered up to his room ahead of us. Ho opened a little leather saekel, took out a faro box, put it on the ta ble, ar.d then brought out a number of cards with the seals still unbroken. I ought to statu that tht? colonel's system had been tested with extraordinary success by all the devices that we could call to mind, and that he had contii.uaiiy and persistently come out ahead. Tho ga:nb!er ran his slim lingers over the faro box and said: Do yon think Ilcrrman, Goldberg or Keller knew anything about cards? Because if you do I v.ill prove to you that they are shoe makers." lie then ask.nl me to select a package of cards and shuido them. I did so. ".Now," ho said, '-name any card you please and you will lind it U twctn my leg and tho chair."' -.-i:y one of tho Ih'ty-two cards.'" -Any one" 'The eight of spadt s." lie shuiilcd the pack twice and then asked ine to loftk tn the chair. I did so and took the eight of shades from Wiiea'th his leg. lie Lad found it and abstracted it from tho pack v.hilo s'mie.'ing them a-.vi placed it there with out our being able to detect him. lie then auiusid and astonished us by forcing four kings or four aces to como to tho top of the paeli whenever he wanted them, although we Fhuf.k'd the cards, and later he did what 1 con sider tilt? mo.-t extraordinary trick that can bo performed in this world. lie would take it fresh pack of cards and deal them rapidly in the regular way, except that he would deal us three bands precisely as wo called for ttiem. To do this ho was obliged to read tho backs of the cards and extract them from difTcrent places in the pack with such marvelous ipuickuefis that, tho eye could not follow him. After ho had thus proved that nn man could play with a professional gam bler who Lad any desire to le crooked, he took his faro lay out and began to knock the colonel's S3stem to splinters. Before he Lad operated tfvo minutes the colonel slammed his tli.t on the table and said emphatically: I havo seen enough to make me decide right here that I will never play another game of faro as long as I live." Tho gt.mbler could at will I y touching cer tain springs in Lis box force all low cards or high card. to come up in turn, and, in fact, had a-s much command over the box as though that little silver devico was human. Every card he called for came at his will, and men letting against him wero entirely and utterly at his morcy. And yet tho whole thing was so thoroughly innocent looking that it defied detection. I could not help wondering after ward v. bother there was more than one mean lii Ai lh9 emphasis ho laid on tho statement that ail the gambling nowadays in Nevr York is fctrictly honest and straight.. rittbsurg Dispatch. . . . . ; - 1 1 " i A HOSTESS' CORDIAL GREETING. 'orel Krcrptlon of w tHranicer Culiu' If oupltull ty A SuKgcutlon. lira. Y. is a brilliurit Boston woman o) abundant executive ubility, ehrewd wit, and delightful hospitality. The exigencies of her Lusband's business led to the keeping up of an establishment iu thw west, whero Mrs. Y. passes somo months or the year, and where she entertains u great many jieoplo. One day tiiero was brought to Mrs. Y. tho card of an l'nglish gentleman, accompanied by a loiter of introduction from friends of tho Y's abroad. Tho hostess went down stair and greeted tdo gueht cordially. "Wo uro so accustomed to travelers Lore," ulie baid, ' that we know just what to do with them. Wo expect everybody to arrive travel btaiin d ami exhausted; and wo let everybody t.ikoabath tho lirst thing. I sjioko to tho wrv.nit before I eumo down, and everything is nil ready." "But," stammered the stranger, "I cannot think of putt ingyou to so much trouble. I" "(Jh, 1 know just how you feci," interrupt.. d Mrs. Y. "A bath is tho only thing that re stores mo to my normal condition when l'u lx-en traveling, und you havo como right through from lio.-.ton." Tho guest ik Inline. 1, but Mc Y. was loo executive and too truly hospitable) to allow his scruples to prevent tho carrying out of her kindly intent. Tho Englishman was shown u tairs to tho bathroom, where it is to bo presumed ho ennibinoil with tho progress of Lis toilet reflections upon tdo originality and practicality of Ameii'-an hospitality. In due timo tho guest descended again to tho parlor, w here Mrs. Y. awaited him. "I Iiojhj you found everything to your mind,'' she said. "Oh, yes," he replied, "I havo ha la delight ful bath, and now I must bid you g:;od al tor noon, as 1 have to catch a train."' "What!" cried tho hostess aghast. "You are not going!" 'Unfortunately, 1 must. I only stopped over a train to call on you." 'Mercy!'' sho exclaimed in dismay. "I thought you had como to remain. You cor. tainly can't go away now when 1 haven't soju you at nil." "I ready must," wastko reply. "buf I assuro 3-ou I have had a most refreshing b.th, and I always shall tvmctuhci with sincero plcasijco your unique hospitality." Tho story was too good to keep, nnd Miss. Y. told it at her own expanse, greatly to tho en tertainment of her friends, who declared that this fashion of entertaining callers was ono which deserved to lo widely introduced, us it would solve many a perplexing cpiestio:i of tho proper method of disposing of guests who w re not easy to aaiuso. Boston Cor. l'io i de'ice Journal. A Fatal Hal. It of .Speech. I hoard on fcStalc street tho other day an authentic story of detective acuteness. 1'veiy ldy is familiar with tho trick that many men Lavo of cappin;j whatever they hear said, when they do not dissent, with somo favorite expression. Thus ono man says "precisely,"' another "exactly," and thero is a considerable faction for whom tho words "just so" or "to bo sui-h" scum to fill tho re quired need. Kot long ago a Boston man st o a largo sum of money from his employ ers and lied to tho west. A description of him was sent to detectives and polico suieriiitciKl ents generally, and about a month after his escape a Minnesota officer telegraphed that ho thought ho had his eyo ujxm tho person wanted. His apjiearancf, however, was very ditferent from that described iu tho circular. Toe situation was a pressing one; if tho sup posed criminal was such hi fact he might at any moment fly to Canada; on tho other hand, to arrest an innocent person would cause a good deal of trouble. The object was to identify tho man if pos sible w ithin a few hours. In this emergency tho Boston detective in cdargo of tho caso ex amined and oross examined the thief's em ployers as to his peculiarities. They could hie uion nothing distinctive till finally tho de tective inquired iu a moment of inspiration if ho had any particular way of expressing him self. "Yes," was tho reply; "I never knew tdo fellow to talk three minutes without say ing. 'I believe you.'" In half an hour tho ir formation was telegraphed to tho west; within four hours tho Minnesota detective Lad a long chat with his man, and beforo night tho thief was arrested. Boston Post. Kiuorsnn ns u Lecturer. His lecturing was forced upon him mmx and more. His family was increasing, lie kept open house, lie had to buy more land to protect his view. For the filling of Lis purso tho only means Lo could invent was lecturing. As his tkir.M grew more widely known to tho managers of tho country lyceums iu Now England ai:d then at the west, ho could, with much travel ing, collect fees enough to fill tho ever yawn ing gap betwixt income and outtro, thougii never much mora than lill it. His fees in those days worn small; not so large, perhaps, as more skilful management might hare made them, lio writes to Mr. Alexander Ireland in 117 that tho most ho ever re ceived was $570 for ten lectures; in Boston, foil; iu the country lyceums, 10 and travel ing expenses. Then, from tho liberal stylo of his housekeeping, ho passed with his neigh lxts for a weil to do man, and paid, Lis friends thought, more than a fair proportion of tbo town taxes. Wo it canio about that all these years in tho forties wero years of uu- remitted watchfulness and some imcs anxiety to keep out of debt. Cabot's Memoir cf Emerson. rrosperity of tlie Hebrews. ''Nothing Las impressed me so much," said cno of tho prominent dry goods merchants liio other day, "as the way in which tho He brews have multiplied and prospered in this country. Not further back than llo there were only 50,000 Hebrews hero. Today there nro nearly 750,000. So you will seo that whila the iopulatioii of tho country has ' increased threefold in forty years it was 20,000,000 hi lsio the Hebrew population has increased in a very much larger proportion. Of course there are more Hebrews In Russia, Austria and Germany than thero are in America, but we como next. If tho figures which I Lavo given may bo taken as a basis for estimating the future growth of the race, it will not be long beforo this country is iu tho lead." I asked my friend to what he attributed tho pin-cess of the Hebrew, and ho said: '"His thrift is proverbial, but I havo jet to meet a man who will deny tiiat ho is public spirited nnd generous iu tho support cf benevolent and worthy institutions generally. Certainly he is law abiding." "Rambler in Brooklyn Eagle. Ancient Climate of America. Goldsmith's Geography, published in 1S24, describing tho Unitbd States, says: "People become old in America sooner than in Eu i rope. Ujioii females the influence of the cli mate is fctiil more sensible. When young tho w. :nen are generally leautiful, particularly in Philadelphia, but after 0 they begin to lose their fresh color and teeth, and at tha ago of 25 many of them would pass for Eurxv peans at 40." What funny things those old geographies were, to be sure. New York Tribuue. - Kansas mines yield annually about 6,000,000 tons of coal . . LITTLE BOY JOCKEY. Too I.te at tlio Htartlfttr olo rioclc, Kurritr and Skill Win nt l.unt. One of the most interesting features of tho day was the conduct of a pretty little loy wdo appeared as a Jockey. He was gaudily dressed nnd his suit was evidently new. His name, as scrawled on tho judge's slate, looked like Ossber. Ho Lad amount iu tho second race, and did littlo figuring iu trying to se cure n start. Nevertheless Lo looked "up to snuir," and many bet on his horse, believing that the littlo fellow know all about riding. Wore than a dozen faltse starts wero inf.de. I'mally, with his dorse at tho ixile, tho starter dropped tho red flag and away went all but littlo Osalier. He was evideutly confused. Tho starter lnpKsl the iolo with his llagstair and yell.sl "Uo!" frantically in the jockey's ears, but tho horso moved not. It was too Into and thu little fellow rodo blowly to tho paddock entrance, where ho dismounted and burst into a storm of sobs. Not a sjieetator laughed. Those who Lad l)ct on Lim sworo a little, but the child's grief Wits too genuine to cxeito anything but pity. Ho Lad another mount in tho fourth race, and many were the expressions of symputhy as ho cantered by tho grand btand iu a warm ing up heat before the call to tho post. Tlio time for tho start came, and tho littlo fwllw's lips wero that c!oo together as ho held his horso with a stiir rein and furtively watched tho rival jockeys. Thero wero four starters. After several trials they got away all in a bunch. So closely wero they bunched that when they came to the lirst turn, which was almost immediately, tho four horses wero wedg'.d against each other, their sid; and flanks steaming with tho sudden and hot friction. Tho outside jockey was nearly thrown in tho confusion. Ossber had Lis Lorso next but ono to the pole, a;id wiu badly squeezed by his rivals. With energy and skill that were really admirable, ho pressed tho spurs into his horso, and, leaning away forward, seemed to be helping her out of tho ruck by main strength. Stride by stride tho animal pushed her nose to tho fore, and when they were all past tho turn, O.vibcr was ahead at tho much desired polo. But ho was hut pressed, and as ho went Hying past the grandstand on the lirst round his teeth wero slid shut closely to gether, and his face had an anxious I-iok. The next time around ho had opened the dis tance between him and tho second horso, and was suro of victory. His lips opened wide as ho spurred his horso to farther endoavor, and underneath his long vizor tho spectator could see the happiest expression that ever lit up a boy's eyes. Not satisfied with winning, he made his horso distance a!l tho others, an ex cusable error under tho circumstances. Tho crowd cheered heartily, and tdo losers iu this event could not; restrain a smiio of sympathy at tho bov's proud strut as ho carried tho bridle at tho t-ulo of tho full grown stable boy who bore tho heavier burden of tho snd.il.) from tho paddock. -Herald. 'Uhc'.o Bill" iu Chicago Creole aialdcn in Society. Three or four years spent iu the convent, and mademoiselle La Creole is free. Perhaps before making her debut sho studies under masters of music, languages, literature, and drawing for a year or more. Then sho is per mitted a formal entrance into society; she Las crossed the llowery borders' of girlhoo'd, and has developed Into a lovely young wo man. There is fascination slumbering in her dark liquid eyes, as her fringed lids drooping over them soften but do not diminish their brilliancy. Hor complexion has either an ivorine pallor, or is of creamy w Idleness abso lutely dazzling, and of satiny texture, with hair black as tho raven's wing. Her face has not much color save iu her lips. Sho is usually small, but rarely angular. Her limbs, however slender, are rounded, with peculiarly supplo joints. Her gait is an undulating glide, duo, say tho anatomists, to tho modifications climate has produced in tho osseous formation of the Creoles. No wo man of her race can ever be seen walking, as so many American women walk, as if they w ere continually ascending stairs. As a rule, she will have magnificent hair. One wonders, in marking tho luxuriance of these tresses, how tho little heads contrive to carry such a weight. Yery rarely indeed is a blonde seen among them, but they themselves fairly adore the Saxon type. Yv'ith ad her heart and soul the debutante enjoys tho gayety into which sho has plunged. Of dancing sho never tires, and when Lent arrives it finds tho ardor of her enthusiasm for balls, parties and muti caks not ono w hit abated. Harper's Bazar. The Top of Washington Monument. Tho construction of a s'uitablo apex called forth, much discussion and a number of plans. It was first suggested to roof over tho struc ture with a framework of iron and glass; but it was thought that the chemical action of tho weather on tho metal would discolor the face of tho walls. Tho design for a marble pyramiilion fifty-five feet in height, sub mitted by Mr. Bernard R. Green, civil engi neer, was finally adopted. Twelve stone ribs a foot thick, three on each side of tho well, began to grow out from tho face of tho walls 470 feet from the base. As these are carried upward, t-ho ribs nearest tho angle of the shaft meet in the hips of tho pyramidion, while those iu tho center of each face are con nected still higher up by voussoir sl.-::s, forming tw o arches intersecting ca ;h '. lu r at right angles. Tho thrust of each corner rib is transmitted to its opposite by tho use of horizontal stones lietween their upper ex tremities. Tho buttresses support the roof covering of marble siabs, about seven inches thick. The capstono is tipped with an aluminum pyramid, which is connected by a copper red v. ith four lightning rods passing to the upper extremities of tho iron cohnuns of the ele vator shaft, and tho bottoms of these columns are grounded in tho well in the center of tho foundation. Oscar Footo in American Maga zine. Long Summer1 Pays in England. The extreme brevity of tho English sum mer nights always interests tho stranger. It is not fully dark until nearly 11 o'clock, and reading is possiblo on a clear night up to nearly 10. Tho gray dawn begins to glim mer at about in tho morning, and by 3 it is ouito light again. This doesn't seem to give tne creatines rn.it, Bo lo ut-u mit.j, up u.. -!. cii.i piifinch for t"er 1 ha i-rwicteea ! aud such fowls have a worn and sleepless look, and evidently suffer from insomnia. These brief nights, of course, are accompa nied by a corresponding extraordinary ' length of daj's. We are accustomed to ex- j pect this sort of thing by hearsay in Norway, Sweden and Russia, but it seems at first novel ( and unfair to find an English speaking eoun- i try blessed with such an extra quantity of J daylight. London Letter. Frank D. Sherman's Augrust Cherries. Frank D. Sherman has a poem on "August"' ia St, Nicholas, in which appear the lines: August, month when sleepy cowa Seek the shade of spreading boughs, Where the robin quirks Lis head. Contemplating cherries red. An August cherry must be a canned cherry or the robbin must be fooling Mr. Sherman. San Francisco Alta. But wild cherries ripen in August, as any couutry schoolboy knows. The poet stands acquitted. 4..t 4.,VajVV i A DECADENCE OF THE DIAMOND. Why Jt Crown Store Marked A Itatlgs . of Vulgarity No Longer l'iiliie. The decadence of tho diamond daily gr.iv.p more marked. It has long lx-en a badge of vulgarity when worn by men, and its indis criminate use by their own sex Las bri !;!. t it into disi ei lie w ith wotnen w do are iva:!y fastidious. With an thing else vxw pt an ob ject which confers distinct ion on its posscft-or, tho greater its popularity, the greater its triumph, but tho diamond Oi: -o tho most princely of gems, arid the po-' svion of whi h was almost tho uniqii'i pri viiej'e ofr.y.'ilt . Las lost ifs asond"ney thrdugh its vi ry pop ularity an article of adornment. In our day it is m no koii.-v, unique, nor uiro its asso ciates such as to cdvc it distraction. It thrusts its glitter oti the eyo iu tho street, in tho railroad car, in every public aixl unsuit able place, an I usually with a background of fatness ami ugliness which it only serves t ) bring into uuplea-sant promiuciuv. When a human being makes one thing an ambition and turns ev ry effort to the real ization of that ambition ifci.s pirtty certain f accomplishment. With many w;4nien th- po-vM.,iou of a pair of solilairoadiamouils is tho ono thing iu lifedi sired and to le secured. The realization of tie wiinl.it im may come late, but youiigor old, tho woman who bus compassed her object is so proud In that fai t that sho docs hot propose to Lido the light of her diamonds under a hjshel wilh tho result that? sho brings discredit on heiscir and on what sho considers her most valuable pos session. Tdo lovo of tho om itscif, although savor ir.g of oliildishitfss and of tho barbarous1 tastes which still survive in civilized human ity, is one thing; tho ItJvo of displaying tho diamond in public, another. There arc wo men, and nu n, too, who havo a mania for diamonds almost like that of the mis;- for goi'L They love tho glitter and sparkle and delight to f.jast their sight and touch on the precious baubles. But theso are not tho people who flaunt their treasures in tho ga;: of tho public. It is tho better l.lf of tho lucky speculator, io matrimonially pro moted shop girl, the gambler's "lady" and the obeso wife of tho retired pawnbroker, who never feel ent irely clothed unless soiiuva here on their person -se-intiil.tes tho ever p.vsent diamond. Tho wearer may bo somewhat down at the heel anil out at elbow, and a thorough acquaintance with soap and water may never havo been included iu her experi ence, but tho diamond atones for all. In our timo the burden of vulgarity is too great for tho queen of gems, and in cultured cstima tion sho sinks beneath tho weight. Now 'York. Commercial Advertiser, t Soup in a Ono day fcoino 1'iiMio Itestaurant. years ago 1 tried to tin a waiter. I failed. Ho declined to accept tho tip with an air so courteous and so dignified that I feared I had unintentionally succeeded in wounding tho feelings of d foreign noble man in disguise, lie may not Lavo bomo a title, but I was not at. all surpw'srd when ho told mo a few weeks later that he was about to leave tho restaurant forever, as ho had re ceived somo money from abroad. Ono day last week I again met my old friend. Oi course I remembered him. No ono cotdd for get the face of a waiter who would not stoop to take a tip. Ho had the dress and beariiig of a well bred man of the world. Ho hau been in Europe, ho said, 'und was now in this country on a visit. Beyond that ho vouch safed no information concerning himself, but in the course of our talk ho did say something which not only interested but startled me. ".My dear sir,"' he said, "take tho advice of n man who knows, and never cat soup in v. public restaurant. There is not a hotel or restaurant in all Brooklyn w here I could bo Induced to eat soup. If you but knew what, I was compelled to carry to you in the old days when you ordered soup from mo you would never widi to look upon my face again." 'This was said quietly and mourn fully. I have enough confidence in tho man who said it to believe it w as said honest !y. The place hi which deserved was a restaurant of considerable pretension, w here st iif pri v and good service were the rule, and I now lookback to ' the dainty soups they served there with anything but a pleasant feeiing. Hereafter soap to mo shall rank with the "woalpio," which the younger Mr. Weiler immortalized when ho said, "It is worry rood wen you know too lady as 'Rambler'' iu Brooklvn Eagle. mal.es it." Didn't Object at All. But there's an old man in Mxioo who very genially deplores the decadence of the age-iu matters generally considered reprehensibh He is 100 years old, he says. This is prol.ably n lit, but he is old enough to bo excused for lying about Lis ago. He speaks of the good old times of Lis youth, and relates with lively satisfaction his part in several exciting mur ders, for which it does not seem to occur to him he ought to Lave lieen hung. . But tho adventure ho is fondest of relating is how he obtained his wife. Ho may, perhaps, b; believed when ho stales that the mot her of tho seiiorita he loved objected to him as a son-in-law. It was natural if Lis methods cf amusing himself wero I nil v stated. She ab- I golutely forbade the marriage. j "But," said tho old .Mian genially, "wu re moved her objections. ' -Howr "Very simply. She was taking a siestn one tlay'and I stole up behind her and dropped a big rock on her hea l, and she never objected ut ill.'' "1 should say n ji.-ct! I t-u pi ose."' "Ah, it w;is fun. the funeral on the t. She was t..o late to ob- Wo bad the weddin; ind ame day."' And tho v. ickid old man chuckled. The story was confirmed by ot her people, too. San Francisco t'hr n;.-o "Ui'd- rtoiies."' The 'lost I'avore.l r.Torlal. Of all classes of musicians the singer is the most favored, and the mortal w ho is gifted w ith a fine voi'-e is a luckier individual than the ono who possesses the higher faculties of intelligence. The composer w ho Las labored for months, perhaps years, to complete an oi-era is not paid as much for his whole work aj the prima don:ia w..o sings the principal role during a single representation, ll'issini, for example, received only jd.'-'OO for the i.Tf'-i r.f lw "Ttivl iee r.f St.eil!.. " iv1-.;i t-1 - donnas receive of,,.n f.,Lulous sums for . . . . hinging it once. Music aud Drama. Our College Presidents. All eminent writer, showing what an excel lent thing is a college education, cites tho fact that thero have been seventeen presidents of tho United States, and eleven of the seven teen were college men, sixty-five per cent. "Well, that's so. But let's weigh these presi dents on the liner scales as long as we're going into statistics. Who were the presidents who" never went to college at all, end precious little to any school? Washington, Jackson, Lincoln oh, well; the college may have tho other fourteen; it's hardly worth while counting any further. New York Star. An Oil Cit3", Pa., man claims the prize for sunflowers, having one in his garden that measures fifty-four inches in circumference. All that was bid for a lion ondf our lionesses at a sale in Leamington was 30). Tha show busin&a is poor. BOOTS & SHOES Via- some quality .t .s 10 t-v cent, flifai.tr than any Iiuumj wet of tlio .Mis.-i.ij.j.i. Will ntvt-r be umliTH.ld. Call ami biMunviiiffd. PETER MERGES. FlIBKITOHE - - - FOll A I..L CLASSKS OF TO" IM" S '3? "CF S3. IES Fon Parlor. B Bedrooms, 3.mii)g"iMm.s. ICitclicms, Hallways and 5Mkis, (iO TO Whore a ii);i'j.!ii (ict'iit stuck of Goods and Fair JVic;s abound. UNDERTAKING AND EMBALPilIMG A SPECIALTY. 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