r - - w ! I r . VOL. 'J. lLA.TTSOUTII, NEI5KASKA, SATURDAY KVEXIXG, JUNK L'S, 1831, xo. io:t, Pkffeft ,5 'v' , I JOSEPH V. DKALKit IN Choice Family Groceries, Carpets, Rugs, Etc THE, "DAYLIGHT" STORE, CENT lAL MAIN STREET, V PLATTSMOUTII. NEIi, ILTTItVEIBiEJIR. HICHEY DEALERS IN Lumber.Sash.Doors, Blinds are SID j&jod raxiPEcar irn sit ait. We have got the largest and best selected stock oT Choice Family- Groceries in town, and we will sell them just as cheap as we possibly can and not "bust. Our Stock of OizecJzswcLJe cuxcL G-ZcLSSTrcure, not lare, but the goods. are First-class, and we will give yon low prices. AVe pride ourselves on our Teas and Si3ices5 IS "Which we take great pains in selecting and can the very best quality. All you folks who have been going and give us a chance to give vou figures. groceries, come Wo.-Will Duplicate Omaha Prices. For same quality of goods and on the same terms. Come and see us. BENNETT HKNKY BCEOK .DEALER IN FURNITURE V SAK -6, CHAiR?; etc.. rrc.,rrc. Of All Descriptiotia. ' I iSTALLIC BURIAL CASES TDIST COFFIITS .. i. ,..,. i ,.-ny made and sold cheap for cash. . , SKHEAR8i i.H OOW ttKAo SERVICE. With many thanks for past patrooac avite all to call and examine my LARGE STOCK OF Sltf. PL'RTtPRB ASU OF'ICX Improved Lands for Sale Gar- 12 mil' from Lenora, Kansas Scno 1 " Orleans. Neb. n.o " l " Beaver City. Neb. 0 j,.o Logan, Kansas. 1.000 These lands are well improved, and can be Loiitftit by paying W csU. and balance on time. They are cbeap. the present owners having Kviuht then at forced ale. Call and see. J nave some Cheyenne County Lands lor .ale vet thev are noinn fast. Vor particulars call ou W. H. WISE, 7'W2IV Cn!ot)8to8l. XT? UT, Ml t I WECKBAGH. AT- BROS, . ALL KINDS OF- K a some guarantee to be ol away from home to buy your & LEWIS NEW J". X. TJ25TKTJS: DEALER IIS FURNITURE 8 COFFIUS and all kindi of isoods usually kept m a FIRST CLASS FLMfalTUBE STORE Also, a very complete stock of Funeral Goods Metallic&WoolenCofflns Casfcets Roles EMBLEMS. &o. Our Xew and elegant hearse is always lo readiness. Remember the place, in UNION BLOCK, on Sixth Street, TWO Doors sonth of Casa Coun ty Bank. Whear we mar be found nljtht or day. J. I UNRUH, i"'i t. v r rtvi nrri. xeb PLATTSMOUTH MILLS TTSMODTH NEB.; DEIS EL., - Proprietor Tlour. Corn Mdl& jrud on GC PLATTSMOUTH HERALD. rCBUSUED DAILY AND WEEKLY -Br The PlattsmGctfc Herald Poblisbino: Co. DAILY, deliver''! by carrier f any part of the city Per Week $ IS I I'er Month o ' I...- V - I'er Year.. 00 I WEEKLY, by mail. One copy six months (1 00 One copy one year 2 00 Ketxlere (I at the 1'ost Office, riatmmouth, im second class matter. National Republican Ticket. FOK PRESIDENT, - JAMES G. BLAINE, of Maine. J-- FOK VICE-PRESIDENT. JOHN A. LOGAN, of Illinois. Vnx John Pouteh is before the cabinet. He is ou the table. He is in the presence ofisuch judicial minds as Messrs. FrelinghuvBcn, Folger, Gresham, Chandler, Liucoln and Tel ler. Iu the meantime tlie loyal people of the North "will be of the same opin ion still" as to Mr. stay iu the-rciir Fit. John Porter. "No n'trty can carry West Virginia with an anti-protecti-ut platform' say prominent gentlemen from that state, The democrats hear ilicte fateful pre dictions and arc constrained, like Mr Dana, of the Suu, to again advocate the "old man" dead or alive. Democracy w:ints to keeo its weather eve out. a A . protective policy means another bolt bv the "Enslish minds and manners" thai lire so potent among our Ameri can democracy. To compel the Cob- den club of London to make two bolts the same j-ear would be asking a good deal of those long suffering gentlemen. Mr. Blaine can stand the English bolt but we don't believe our democracy can. The only way is lo let such states as West Virginia vote the republican ticket. They are goiDg to do so any way. JdlciiiGAX pulled down "Missouil'a vest in a crude and vicious manner, on Thursday. It was upon the occasion of the discussion which came off ou the Mexican Peusion bill. A distasteful amendment was tacked onto this bill by certain republicans. When Senator Vest, of Missouri, exclaimed "that it was doue lo compel democrats in the Senate to o-. cii2y a position of unfriend liness towards the measure He con tended in coin paring the pension laws enacted for the solciers of the war of the rebellion, aud the measure under considerati6n which proposed pensions for the men who survived the Mexican war. that, the "Mexican war was a democratic war. A hereupon Sena tor Conger promptly asked him if he meant to say that the other war was a republican war? The Senator from Missouri subsided. AT RAN 1)031. The attitude assumed by some of the would-be Presidents in the democratic camp who "really are not canuiuaies you know. remind us of old Col. T , aud his painfully modest daughters. The th Virginia regiment, C. S. A., was camped on t he Potomac near Col. T s house during the war. The men were in the habit of bathing every day, and frequently exposes were made which w ' annoying to the Colonel. He catre n-io camp and complained. Next day :n order was issued forhid- ding ihe men to enter the water, ex cept a certain j oiut far removed from the Colonel's. In a day or so the old man was back again, v ery angry indeed, with the ta ie oil story. Lcok heie, Colonel T ." said tue cjmmandin officer of the regiment, you arc r.ti officer and a gentlemar. Do you mean to t-ay, sir, that your daughters an see my men bathing at a distance o: a thousand yards?" "Yes y 'vr,'- the old man replied. "Then. very queer, very queer, 6ir, ana i t explanation.' "Not a- ', ir, njt at all. The ordi- uary eye cannot see that tar. but you see my gaN have spy-glasses." A young lady who lately received a bouquet of ms;.3 was somewhat amused to find the donor's visiting card at tached to it and written on the wrong side these words: "X;t to exceed 12. All death in nature la birth; at t je moment of death, appears vi-ible the rising life. Death and birth is simply the circling of life in ilslf in order to present itself even more brightly and n.ore bke to it?e If. The ni-.iiH s; !i! iias j ist be She Ai!ia, l.w.i gol v pel if, hii'ii slit- ha- liHiM-ii front yari Slie has t:Ut;: it atd uluu I cr fellow la!; - hi i hamd. 'I' I lias .1 1 iii the to light, lfjtai t- Uliil the ure she loet-eiis the iik ixd iuim calf butt hiui over. She j ushis to his rescue, wilh seemingly heroic devotion and saves him. llirjism ia a great quality in a vvoniuu, but it is iinf iir for a girl to win the atlVciioas of bur fel. low by this deception, no iiiatrer it' ig lioraufe is Hiss. An Alriciiu pi ince who was studying J theology at Dayton, Ohio, died a few t days ago from busty consumption. It is still a oucslion whether it the a question cliautc or the quality oE the Ohio theology which hastened his end. A physician, who had been busy vac cinating th children that had been brought to bid fitlice, thought he had lin ih d, mid was putting away ins lancet whi n a woman with a very young baby in her arms came iu and requested him to va cinate the infant. 'This chil I is Ihe last, I suppose r" . " Why, Doctor, t coime it's the last. It's only months old." The iJrooklyu jhbti has an article headed "Shall school ma'ams Flirt?" That depends large'.y on the "school ma'am," and her opportunities. "Father," saidajoung man, who hud charge of the paragraph depart ment cf a college ni:iga.ine,. "Falstaff was a very tat man, wasn't he?"' "Yes.' "He was what you might call corpu lent, wasn't he ?" "Yes, he was corpulent." "Corpulence sounds big; but it c:in be spelled with four letters, can't it?" No, it can't. Have you lost all your seme.' "Oh, yes, it an, what's the matter with o b c t ?" The father will bring suit, against the college for d warning his sons mind. A New York woman has left her husband a large fortune on condition that l:e shall remain single. Happi ness does come in double doses occa sionally. Mrs. Greatheart wheeled the !-:i out in the middle of the room one warm night recently in order to get the b n'e lit of the breezes from the windows. The bed made a great racket, and .Mrs. G . remarked: "Gracious, how those castors creak and squeak." Well, my pet," said Mr. G. "you can remedy that by giving them a little castor oil." A towel was the only weapon hand-, but Mrs. G. hit him with that all the same. The democrats have suddenly grown very indignant about the fraud of 1876 They shouldn't be though. lie wrote a etter a fortnight ago, declining the nomination. In some part of Africa, brides cn their wedding day have their, front teetli extracted and their finger nails cut close. Then- is no such society for the protection of hrsbmds in this countrv. Mt. Joiiu Kelly sa s he wid support the nominees of tie democratic con vention This is j;Pncrou3 John, inasmuch as the nominees of the con vention will continue to be out of a job. A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings. ut night when he is afraid. The properties of the late Cincinnati Dramatic Fstiral are stored over Cur rie & Co.'s fertilize rwarehouse on East Front street, and a few days ago some of them were moved out on the side walk and tha body of Julius Ca-sar, covered with a pall aud the face par tially exposed, was lett after the other stuff was taken away. About this time a darkey happened along and he caught a penetrating whiff of the fertilizer and saw the supposed corpse at the same time. "Whew!" he snorted out, jumping back and grabbing his nose, ''whew Mistah Currie. wba'd yo get it?" "Why Jona.-, t hut's Juliu Ca-sar rejdied Mr. V. "Wha'd yo' git him. -b-s look at dat face. lie mu' a been drowned a i ow ahf ul long time Mr- Cunie. Who'd yo' sav he vuz? ' 'Juliiu C:crfar.". "Fo de Lawd, Mistah' Cui l ie, '-how he do smell," an 1 !: caught on to his novo as the odor of the lertili.er came dow n mi the brc z "I'o chil , po' chih ! Ain't got no frens i-.und t heah to look altali do remain-? I'm ; liehbah smelt nulliu vvussen dat in all j my bawn dayp, nohow, Mhtah Cunie, j and Jonas passed on, holding on t-ihis j nose. J When George Wil'iam Curtis cis ! ; Heaven, he will be grieved ami li custed to learn that there are r..-ersd angels there who were not horn in Xew j England. He will not like a place that ! is so cosmcx li'an.' " "You're not an early li'-r are ou?"' said Mrs. Urov. n to Mrs. Jones. "Xo;the reason is that I cannot wake John up before noon. I h.; tried the cWk alarm, blai.k ;u ti : 'g! s, and hell ringing, but he .Vcps like a deal man." "You eught to try the plan I ti on my husband," said Mrs lln-wit. "How is that?' "Pull a cork cut of a beer and he will spiing ri:lit old 1 ;iic Ol! lho floor." The other day a St. Louis in in wa found dead in a bath tub. It io unfoi--tunate that lie died before 1 c mVi t xte wh.elher he got into it by acciieut or whether it was iulcntiouai suicide. The first reliable account of bi!i-r waj given by Ilerodotu-, about b",0 years before Christ, an 1 it i currently believed that some of tlie .self Fame but ter is ttffered for sale today. Vital Juestie:is Ask the ii'st eminent pit ysicttn Of any school, what i tni Uet tliiiiir in uie worm ior ejuienn :trii ai;;tv;ng all irritation of tlu nerve-, a. id etiiing rtll froms of nerves, complaints, giving natural, childiikfi re freshing sleep always? And tht.-v will tell you unhesitalingjy 'Sni.icJ'i'rni of Ifojj j! .' .'" -IIAl'TEIl I. iVsk any or all of the inott eminent 1,.- . i. phjsicans : "What is the best and only lemeely that can be relied on to e-.ire all (iisr-as of the kidneys and urinary organs; such as Uriht's disease, eiiabe-w !", retention, or inability to retain utii.e, and the diseases and niime -r:t pecidiar to Women"' 'A net tliey will teil jou ' ;.li- liy :i,m' emphatically " lUichu .' .' .' " Ask the same p.M icians "What is th'-- luo-i relia1 le aud surest cure tor liver diseases or djpensia; cons'ipatior:, migestion, bilNousuess, malaria lever, ague, &c..'"anel tlipy will tell you : ManCrakc ! or Dandelion! ! .' lle-nce when these remedies are com biuded with others equally va-liable-. And compounded into Hop Bittees, such a wonderful and mysterious curative power is de vcioped, which is so varied iu its operations that no disease r ill health can possibly exi?t or resist its power auel yet it is hnrm less for tho most frail woman, w-'ike-st invalid or smallest Child to u.-e. e'lIAPTEU n. "Patients "Almost dead or ne-irly dying" For year.-, an I gave ;;p my liysi cians, of IJrig!it"afid other" kidiir-j diseases liver enan jlaiiits. sef n- e-ougi.-. called consiimtpion, Irtve been cured. Wohicn joiit nearly ra::j '. .' ' From Hgpnv o neuralKi-i, sness. wakeful I nss, and v tri u-disu-ses peculiar to wom-m. People ilnw uu:. of 'i-t,r from exctuciatitig pangs o r.:-a:n t:ls;;i, ihriammatury and cln.-'i r -. fiV-:-::ij; liom scrofula. Erysipelas ! ".Saltrlieum, td..il poisi.h.g, iy. pepsin indige-tino Hud, in f.u-r, alm :t ail diseases frail"' Nature is heir to Have been cured !v Hop Hitters, proof of which can be Jound iu ev i v ueichVioroood iu tnc known woili. None geuiiiQ witlm-it. a tu:ch of green Hops on the white la'a-l. Shun all the vile, poisonous stutl' with "Hop ''or "Hops" in their name. J u ne '-'3 1 SS I d w 1 m biflu r Dtr cent discount. ou all cu3 torn made work hereafter, at .Sher wood's FOlt c.vsir. To eotablUh my business in every department on a strictly cash basis this inducement i3 made in all custom made work. Under the reduction a shoe tin', costs 89 00 now, costs $7. Go for cash. A boot that costs $8 00 now csts ). 0 cash. A boot that costs 0.50 now costs 6 .G0 cash at Sherwood's. OSJw.Stf ClotLes, Ilair, Nail and Tooth brush es, Combi, &c., nice line, at Fishers, ait Main street. .. 4Ddtf F. G.Fricke& Co., St t CL.SSOK TO M ROBERTS, J. Wi.l It ji .,-; -1 .11, 1 1 y I'll lniHcl a full i mi I'lce M" U f 1 1 1 1- mill ki.m;;s and mi:dicixj:s, PAINTS, OILS, WAIJ.-PA PF.lt nia'tifJisTs srxi)i:ii:s. viniE liouors l or Me li-.in I'urjic-es. Si'i-i.il .'iH'-iii'ua Sl'l Ijilloll . ;ii-n to (iiliuii;in I're iiui.r. DANXS. THE CITIZCNS n.ATTs.vioL'Tii. - m:i!kasica. OiJ.TTVXi, - $7G.OOO. .J'ill Jll.AI K, . HANK CAKKLTIt. l'1-i-si.l.Mii. if.--l'r-ii lMit. w. ii. i i Mi:;(;. (m-iia i-. - - i:k:. -ions l.!iii W. II. Cu.slili:, Kiiui!; Canulli, .1. A. I 'o.'inor, l icl Jlci rlii.uill, .1. V. .(.li ii --"in, !'. U. Ciitloiiami, JVIi-r .M'linui, Win. Wetei.c.-iiiiii, HiMiy JSn-t-k. 'linn-sad :i lliiicml Jijt ji K i -- llu-nic-1. I u Im Iiave any Lankin iMiin.-Hs to I i-.tn-.-ici i.ll! l!lilc-il to -yl. N, Ili;(ir linw lai-'i- or email tin- IliiaHacIion, it u ill i i-cci , it inn i-u i-liii ai ii-iitii.ii, :.!al v. e !(. n always i-ou;-1 1-1 j rs s lii-atim iit. I --no- CVrtidcati-s of l)c osits bi'riiin inter.-! i.uyaim seiiH i iii-ciii i.xc!i,inc, email v ami 1'in untie M !.-. Klt.V I. I'l i.'hlilent. A. W. .MeLAl ;ai. 13 A. 2S3" IKI ! I l.A r IS MOUTH. NMJKASKA, OfTer.-it!ie very best facilities for the jii-ornnt trauHactlon of IcKltiinato BANKING EUSINESS. Stocks, ijoikIs-, eiohi, ejovnupf nt and Li ctirnie i'.oii;ih ai:a .s-.l;!, Ii-i,.-iit.i receiv ed and inteieat alloAed on time Certifi cate'', J'raftP d.'-HAii, availaliii; liuiny pai t ul tin! dated Mat ex and a.'l the i-ri.-icipui uv.-nt ol ICurope. Collection made & promptly remitted l!i!ist rket prices paid for County War State ai.d County Ifoneli'. DIRECTORS Joi.n mz;,reraid Jolin 11. CiarK. A. S M.:l.uuulillii. J. Ilawksvoi tli WEEP1NG WATER WATER. NEIi. L. HEED, President, li. A. GIB.iON, Vice-Pies id snt. Ji. S. WILKINSON. Cashier G; if:i'(n, liecelved, anil Interest allowed on Time Certi ficates. IHtAI'TH Drawn available in any part jf the United States aud all the principal cities of Europe. Agents for the celebrated W$$i lie of Steamer Ban Cass County C r.er Mala and Sixth Kt r. t-ta .er Mala and Sixth Street?. :-lattsm:otjtii nsrin: u .' . ii. rAt.wi-.ij-,, iT?:nii'nr. I l.i M. PAT'IKICSON. Csi.iei. ( Trdiisacls a General EEflfimr BDsicess. HIGHEST CASH PJHCE i'ulil for County and City War. -ant. rCLliKifTfaxs JTAIK ti'i l L-roiKi tfy reinitlet! for. nu!V.croiis : i: : Wiu ium, j. m. I'etre.-sori, C II. Yj.i i -Y. l:. Gutfcicnnn. W J. Airn'-'.v, A. li. S nitli. .Tied r; order. ouiisville Bank. LouHiillcXehraKka A g'-neral Banking biiMDess tran acted, Money, to Loan, Int, allowed or time deposits. CodectioDs made ami promptly remitted. J. J. Maskek, ji. e. Mankeb. Pres. - Cash C. A. IIaxker, Ass't Cash. Soine Foolish People Allow a cough to run until it oets be yond the reach of medicine." They often say, Oh, it will wear away, out in most cases it wears them away. Could they be induced to try the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, that I se.l on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the excel lent effect after taking the first dose. 1 rice jOc and SI; trial size free Pesp'y, fapr3 4m W. J. Warrick. Lhaniond Wall Finish, best and cheap est, ready for use by adding hot water, at Fisher's drugstore. 49dxwtf 1 I ! i I 4 4 li i i i