It. TIttK TABXXW. B & M. B. R. in Nebraska, MAIN LINK CXFREflfl TRAINS COlJfO WBT. STATIONS : No. 1. I No. 3. tfattatnoutb ... Oreapolla Concord Vledar Creek... .oul.vllle Houth llnd.... AaliUtotl. Greenwood .... Lincoln Hasting lied Cloud McCook Akron Denver......... 0 :00 a in V a in V :35 a iu 9 :48 a III 10 :o4 a iii io :vw a iii ft :W p rn 7:15 p m 7 p m ' 7:42 p in 7 :' p in H :10 p III 8 !JU P in 8 :15 p m Ar. 9:30pm i L'vo 10 :1ft p m i Ar. 3 :15 a in L've 3 :.'o a in i Ar. 6 :30 a m i L've 8 rt a m i Ar. 12:05 pin i L've 12 :25 pin i Ar. 5 :35 p in L've 6 .-oo p in Ar. lo p m 10 :47 a m 11 :05 a in Ar. 11 55 pm L've 12 :3(1 Ar. 4 -M L've la kr. s Lvto fc YA Ar. .1 jwj L'veli K Ur. 2t I L've -xJ I Ar. f. :06 a m R.rRMK TRAINS GOINO CAHT. STATIONS i No. 2, No. 4. I'latUmoutn... Oreapulis ... . O'ncord.. .... Cedar Creek... - LouiaviUd fcouth Itand.... Ashland Ar. 6 :10 p in 4 -.50 p III Ar. Ar. 9 :00 a in 8 :W a iu 8 :3a a in 8 ; a m h :17 a ni 8 :u5 a iu 7 :48 a in 7 :31 a in 3 -.no a m 7 :iK a ui 10 :15 p IU Ar. Ar. f :M p m 4 rJ'J p in 4 :ln p in 3 -ja p m 3:J5 lrn Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar L've Ar. i.'ve Ar. L've Ar. L've Ar. L've L've Green woed ... Lincoln. .... aantlrga feed Cloud.... McCook Akron.. Denver Ar. a :U p m Ar. 2 :0 p m L. VO Z 30 pi" At u . A it m L've 10 : 10 a in 10 UtO p III 6 :65 p Hi 7 : 15 p in 3 -00 p 111 3 :'M p in 10 :55 a in 11 :05 a in 7 :35 a in Ar. 8 no a ui L'vo 8 -.'!5 a in Ar. a;"i5aiii L'vo 4 .ofi a in Ar. io .45 p Ml l.'Vft 'II L'V Dill - I -II L'vt 7 :05 p ni Trains 3 and 4. numoerinit 39 and 40 west ol Red Cloud, ruu dally except Sunday. K. C. ST. JOE & C B. R. R. ,Tvo EXPRKSS TRAINS OlNO STATIONS : II south. plattsmouth.. Oreapolia I.a i latte ' Be levue Oinaba 4 -.50 a in 5 :03 a in 6:11 a in 6 :28 a in 6 :00 a m G :M p m :07 p m C :l p m C :'M l 0 -JM p III XrUES3 TRAINS GOINO SOUTH. STATIONS ! inattsmouth. Oreapolis .... 1a Platte ... Bcllevue ... Oman a... - :10 p in : p in :55 p m :42 i in :'JU p in TIMC TABLE 'Hissouri Pacific Railroad. 9 :20 a m :lo a m 9:00 a m 8 :47 a IU :-5 a in ExpretM Express Freig&i leaves leaves leaves going going Koing BOUTU. BUUTU. SOUTH. Oma.lt...- 7-40 p.m" 8.00 jum. 12.60 a. m. ringfleld..rnrr 8.42 9.00 " 3.0H Louis vlUe 8.69 .15 3.60 - Weeping Water. 9.24 - 9.40 - 5.oo Avoca. -37 ' 9.53 6.45 Dunbar 10.07 " 10.21 " 6.45 Kansas City . 6.37 a.m 7.07 p.m. Bt. Lonia BJtf p.m 6.22 a.m. " Going - Going Going NORTH. NORTH. NORTH. LonU-. 8 52a.ni 8.32 p.m. In?C.ty 8.38 p. in 7.67 a.m. fcgv1 JS i?om.- Wen Water. 6.03 5.o 2.45 Louisville. 32 6-J3 3.5 8priugflelL 6.51 " 6.48 445 I-apUflon. 7.20 " fc.15 - 5.25 Omah- arrives 8.00 " 6.55 " 7.o. The above is JeBerson City time, which Is 14 minutes iasier msu uuiua uuni, RRIVAIi ASU HEPAKTrBK OF PLATThMOLTH MAILS. ARRIVES. L30p. m. I 9.30 a. m. f " a. m. ) K.00 p. m. J n.uoam 7,50 p. in. lU.'O 1111,1 70 p. m. ( 4.00 p. m. DEPARTS. I 9.00 a. in. 3.00 p. m. X ASTERN. WESTERN. NORTHERN. SOUTHERN. OMAHA. WEEPING WATER, 1 9.00 a. m 1 6.55 p. m 4.25 p. m 9.00 a. m 1 8.25 a. m 4.25 n. in 8.00 a. m 1.00 p. m 11.00 a m. fACTORVVIla. KATEH C1IABVEO FOB MOSEY OBUEBM. On orders not exceeding 815 - -Over S15 and nt exceeding 530 - -f io 40 - 10 centfc 15 cents 20 cents 25 cents mAt frAm nna Ant tn fiftv dollars, but 4U'MU ava vua whv must not contain a fractional part 01 a cenu BATES FOR POSTAGE. 1st class matter (letters) 3 cents per K ounce. 2d id m iTninaiant Npwn)iDPrs and books come unier this class) 1 cent per eaca 2 ounces. 1th class (merchandise) 1 cent per ounce. J. W.Marshall P.M. OFFICIAL. DIRECTORY. CITY DIRECTORY. GEORGE 8. SMITH. Mayor. WILLIAM U. CL'SHING, Treasurer. J. L). silrso. City Clerk. WlLLtTT luiTEGEK. Folice Judse. K. B. WINDHAM, City Attorney. r. H. MUKPHY, Chief of folice, I. McCANN, Overseer of Streets. C KCEUN KE. Cblel of Fire Dept. 8. li. KlCUMONi, Ch'u Board o. Health COCNCILMEN. 1st Ward Wm . Herold. U. M Bons. 2nd Ward J. M. .fattersou. J . U. Fairfield. 3rd Ward M. li. Mur..ny,J.K. Morrison. 4th Ward F. D. LehbhoO, F. McCallan. SCHOOL. BOARD. TPSF R STRODE. J. W. BAKNES. M- A. HAKT1G N Wm. WIN TE1WTEEN L, l. BENNETT. V. V. LEONAKD, J'ostmattei JNO. W. MARSHALL. 0 COCNTY DIRECTORY. W. 1L NEWELL, County Treasurer. J.W. JENNINGS. County Clerk. J. W. OHNSON. County Judge. K. W. UYEKd. SUerln. CYKUS ALTON, Sup't of Pub. Instruction. G. W. FAiKFlELD, County Surveyor. P. P. GASS. Coroner. COUNTY COMMISSIONERS. SAM'L KICHAKDSON. Mt. Pleasant Precinct. A- - luuu. riaitsmouio , -m h.vlnff hll.tna.a with tTIA ITniinfV CommtssioMta, will find them In session the First Alonaay ana lucmutj 01 escu mouu. o BOARD OF TRADE. FRANK CARKUTH. President. J. A. CONNOR, HENRY BiCK, Vice-Presidents. WM. 8. WISE. Secietary. FRED. GOROEK, Treasurer. Regular meetings of the Board at the Court Uouse.tne first Tuesday evening of each month. EJZ lEfllK. J. F, BAUT.1E1STER Furnishes Freh, Pure MDlc DELlVEnED DAILY. Special eaUa attended to. and Fresh Milk fromaame f nrniahed when wanted. aly LATTSUOUTH HILLS TTSMOOTH NEB. Proprietor. TiiU Corn l&aX tft Fetd riattHmontli Telephone Exchanje. 1 J. P. Young, residence. 2 Bennett & Lewis, store. 3 M. B. Murphy Bi Co., 4 Bonner Htables. 6 County Clerk's office. K. B. L"wl, rrsldeuci. 7 .1. V. Week liaHi. "lore. H Weterii Union Telegraph ofllce. n li II UI...I., rMlYllia 10 I. .Cs.nmbHl, 14 R. b. WHidliaiii, " 15 wayuiau, 16 J. W. .lennUigs. " 17 W. H. Wlse.olllce. 18 Morrlssey Bros., ofllce, tr ti i .. ....... 20 G. W. Fairfield, residence. 21 M. B Murphy. 22 1. 11. wneeier oc no . onice. 23 J. P. Taylor, residence, 24 First National Bank. 25 P. K. UuITtier's onice. 26 J. P. Young, store. 24 Perkins House. 2! R. W. Hyrs, residence. 31 .Journal olllce. 32 Fall field's icu ofllce. 34 Hk.kai.i I't'K. Co ofllce. 3!i J. N. Wise, residence. M H. M. Chapnian, " 37 W. D. Jones. 38 A. N. Sullivan, " 3'J II. K. l'aliner, " 40 W. H. Hchlldknecht, ofllce. 41 Sullivan & Wooiey, 42 A. W. McLaughlin, residence. 43 A. Patterson, livery. 44 C. M. Holmes, 45 L. D. Bennett, residence. 40 Geo. H. Smith, office. 47 L. A. Moore, tlor st. 49 J. W. Barnes, residence. 60 R. R. Livingston, oflloe. jo7 J. V. Weckhaeh, resilience. 3:15 ;haplaiu Wright. 340 W. II. behlldknecht " 34 Ceo. S Hinitli, ' iriO It. IC, I.IVlugHtoll. " 315 C. C. Baliaru, The switch hoard connects Piatt mouth with Ashland, Arlington. Blair, Council Bluffs, Fre mont. Lincoln. Omaha KlKhoru Station. I'apillion. Spriugfit-ld, i.ouivlllo bouth Bend and W avert)'. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. C A. MARSHALL, DENTIST, (Successor to Clutter & Marshall.) Preservation of natural teeth a specialty. I' sen Nitrous Uxide Gas. Office In Fitgt-rald lilock. - PlattHiiioiith. Neb. S.1IITI1 & BLESOV, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Will practice in all the Courts In the state. Olllce over First Na tional Bank. 4yl FLATT8MOUTH - NEBRASKA. MIX. A. NALISIiUIt V. )fflce over Smith. Black & Co's. Dnig Store first chiss dentistry at reasonable prices, 231 y II. 31EAIIK, 31. !.. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. Office 011 Main Street, between Sixth and Soventh, south side Office open day and (light COUNTY 1'HVSICIAV. Special attention given to diseases of women anu ciiuuren. zm M. O'DONOHOE ATTORNEY AT LAW & NOTARY TUBLIC. Fitzgerald's Block. PLJITTSMOUTH, - NEBRASKA Agent for Steamship lines to and from Europe. d!2w52ly It. It. LIVIXUHTOX. 31. PHYSICIAN & BURGEON. OFFI HOURS, from 10 a. m., to 2 p. m.- Cxajuln.cg surgeon lor V. s. Feusion. DR. H. 9IIL.L.KU, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Can be found by calling at his ofllce, corner 7th and Main Streets, in J. 11. waterman's nouse. PLATTSMOUTH. NEBRASKA. JTAS. 8. HATIIEWM ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office over Baker & Atwood's store, south side 01 Alain netween 5tn ana bin streets. 2ltl J. B. HTBOUE. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will practice in all tne courts iu tne state. District Attorney and Hotary Public. Willi. . WIME, COZX.ECTIOJV3 H SiJCIi4.Z,2 1. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Real Estate. Fire In surance and Collection Agency. Office Union uiock. 1'iaiismoum rseoraska. 22in3 1. II. WHEliLEB &. CO. r rwmcir ir.ton t?i. .1 ? w.i.. surance Agents. Plattsniouth, Nebraska. Col lectors, tax -payers. Have a complete abstract of titles. Buy and sell real estate, negotiate piawi, io) 1 JJASIES K. 1IUIIK1SOX, Notarv Public. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will prastlce in Cass and adjoining Counties ; gives special attention 10 collections ana aostracts 01 title, onice in b ltzgeraid Block, Plattsmouth, Nebraska. I7yl J. C XEH BERR1, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. H;ts his office in the front part of his residence on Chicago Avnue. where ne may be found in readiness to auena to tne duties 01 tne 01 flee. 47tf, ROBERT II. 1VI.VDIIAM, Notary Public ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office over Carruth's Jewelry Store. Plattsmouth. - - - - Nebraska M. A. HARTICAN, Ta A W Y E It . Fitzgerald's Block, Plattsmouth Nei Prompt and careful attention to a general Law Practice. A. H. SULLIVAN, Attorney and Counsolor-at-Law. OFFICE In fha Union Block, front room? second story, sout . Prompt attention given t all business . mar25 BOYD & LARSEN, Contractors and Builders. Will give estimates on all kinds of work. Any orders left at the Lumber Yards or Post Office will receive promot attention Heavy Truss Framing, for barns and large buildings a specialty. For refeience apply to J. P. Young, J. V. Wee o tc or fl. A. Water man & Son, d& O. A. WRISLEY & COfG n DEGT IN THE MARKET. Made ONLY of Vegetable Oil and Pure Heel Tallow. To Induce housokeepers to glYe this Soap a trial. WITH EACH BAR WE GIVE A FINE TABLE NAPKIN Thle offer lo made tor a short time only and should be taken advantage of at ONCE. TVe "WARRANT thla Soap to do more wash tag with greater ease than any soap In the market. Ii has no EQUAL for use in hard and cold water. YOUR GSOCER IUS 17. G.A.Wrisley&Co. of Ctandard Mumdf Tat! 6oo mQ)lMP FREE RICHMOND IN1BEWAE, Iiifo in the Confederate Capital. The Way In Which 'the PriaeaH" and 91 1 nor llebels P4 the Time The President' M Ife aad Sire. I-ee. The nrasidont'a house, aavs The Philadelphia Times, was, of course, open on tha evenings of remilar recentlona to anv man wbo bod a clean face and wore a decent coat, TUa crowd gathered there on such occasions was a motly asaeinblnge. Wide latitude was allowed in the matter of dress, and the hideous, tnougn patriotic, homespun figured aide by side with the nrettv toilet, whose nossessor had run the blackade or come aouth under tlia flag of truce. Such drosswa aa these were rare and merely served to emphasize the uaw calicoes and carefully-preserved sllka and woolens in whleh most of the ladies present were arrayea. Mr. Davis invariably wore citizen's uress at these receptions, but the blaie or ofllcenT uni forms male brilliant the spacious rooms of the old-fashioned mansion. Probably the president of the Confederate states was the most unpopular man within their limits. Grave, gentle, coraiai, ana digniflod, his manners in the presidential mansion were all that could be desired, but outside he was brusque to the verge of rude- uesn, and carried his private prejudices into public life. The Examiner attacked him fiercely and criticised him mercilessly. John M. Daniel's brilliant Intellect and keen satire 11: a le his paper a power in the country, and it was by far the most popular among souin- ern journals. Thus Mr. Davis' mistakes, ana they were many, were ruliy neia up w mo public view, while the people were duly in formed of all quarrels in the Confederate cabinet or with the generals of the army. Perhaps the chief cause of his unpopularity was his scarcely concealea enmity to ud. Lee, who was, on the other hand the Idol of the army, and through it of the people at home. Probably nothing but Lee's stately courtesy and perfect self-control prevented an open rupture between himself ana uavis. 11 was often charged that only the fear of an open revolt In the army kept Davla from enaeav- oring to remove Lee from the command ol the Confederate rorces. uououesa any sucu step would have provoked a revolt, but the vexed question of state rights stood also in the way. Lee was the chosen chief of the Virginia troops, and as such could not have boen removed by even the president of the Confederacy. Indeed, Virginia claimed a position among the belligerent states. "The mother of states and statesmen" had, in tardily accepting the Federal constitution of 1789, expressly reserved the right to with draw from the Union under certain con tingencies, a right tacitly acknowledged at the time by the rest of the "Old Thirteen." None of the other seceded states having made the same stipulation, the was, therefore, In her own eyes more than any other, o state assertinar her sover- fifentv. Even Jeff Davis had too much pru dence to provoke an open issue between Vir- s-inia and the Confederacy, ana inus tne wia Dominion held her eis over her favorite son. who. In fact, was In the Confederate army rather from loyalty to his state than as an advocate or secession. Mrs. Davis was handsome, and well acous tomed to society by years of life In Waah-Inp-ton. She discharged her duties as mis tress of the presidential mansion with a quiet mr and dismitv which, if it won her few friends, at all events made her no enemies. She was eminently domestic in her tastes, devoted to her husband and children, and, after the terrible death of her little boy, who was killed during the second year of the war by a fall from the high porch in the rear of the house, she withdrew from society as much as possible, leaving her sister to fill her place. This the young lady was nothing loth to do, and, Indeed, magninea her omce to such an extent as the Richmond ladles said. "gave herself such airs" that she came in for her full share of the ill-feeling toward her brother-in-law. Mrs. Lee was an invalid, whose delicate health confined her almost altogether to her own bouse. She held the office of president of the Soldiers Aid society by the wish or the whole country, but the active duties of the nost devolved chiefly on the vice pres idents. Her daughters were leaders, of course, leaders In society, and were loved and admired no less for their own attractions than their father's sake. Wealth had little or nothing to do with social nositlon. Nearly every one was straightened alike, and privations were ac cepted as a sort of a martyrdom, of whioh people were proud rather than ashamed. The refugees who thronged tne city oeiongea. manr of them, to the best blood in the state, and represented families whose hiitoria homes are on the James and York rivers and in the Northern ueck. But little of their wealth was portable, state bonds paid no dividends, and the state law prevented the forcible collection of debts; therefore they were fain to earn a scanty liv ing by hard work. The men were in the army on beggarly pay, while the women toiled in the governmental offices for a mere pittance. Thus many of the most refined and c titivated people in the city were In actual want of all but the merest necessaries of life, and sometimes even of them. Government contractors and manufactur ers made money "band over fist," and who ever bad anything to sell was sure of high prices, but merchandise was far safer prop ertv than Confederate money, which evap orated, so to speak; its value, measured by what it would bny. growing less and less ev ery day. After the so-called funding of the debt is the second year of the war, by which one-third of it was practically repuaiatea nobody bad any confidence In the curreucy, and whoever possessed it was anxious to con art It Into less perishable property. Long beaded people Invested tn land, speculators hans-ht cotton and tobacco, and thus some Urge fortunes went up In the evacuation fires. Blockade runners preferred diamonds. as combining certain value with the greatt economy of space, and some very nne jewel changed bands in Richmond during the r Many men, prudent otherwise, made large iu vestments In Confederate bonds, secured by cotton and tobacco, reasoning plausibly tba Iff th cause of secession succeeded no letter investments could be had, while In the r site event confiscation would inevitably swal low property of all sorts. Indeed, it is a unit ter of question how much the cry of "N auarter." kent up bv politicians on both side for party purposes, had to do with tbe dogssJvl determination of the Confederates tc "die in the last ditch." During the earlier part 01 the war soldier worship was earned to tne greatest lengtns and the women of the south made beret of all who wore the gray. The uniform covered any number of sins, and, as a disgusted small girl, brought np in the most exclusive circie, expressed it, it really seemed as If any man with a stripe on bis trousers thought he bad a rlrht to aneak to anv lady whom Be mec Virginia society of the best sort is proverbi ally aristocratic, priding itself on its cavelier blood and looking scornfully down on all of less ancient lineage. The war fever changed all that for the time being, and the xevrler foors of many an exclusive house opened to those who, bnt for the uniform they wore, would have been entertained in the library or office by the gentlemen of the family without even a glimpse of the ladies. Some enthusi astic girls carried their devotion to the cause so far as to correspond with all and any sol diers who cared to write to them, a piece of Quixotism promptly suppressed by prudent parents and guardians. The fact that a uniform, especially an officer's uniform, was accepted as a sufficient passport to society could hardly fail, some times, to bring about disagreeable results. 80 surely as the cat is left in close proximity to the cream jug the cream will be "absorbed," and so surely aa yoang people of both sexes are Allowed to mingle freely in social inter course there win be more or - less falling in tore between ttrmm. ' Every wearer of a nnj- rorm was not exactly the sort or man to whom a careful father would willingly g" his daughter In marriage, and not a few un happy unions were the consequence of this romantic disregard of social lines. Worse, aUo; some wretches, trusting to the security afforded by distance and the difficulty of making Inquiries In districts occupied by the Union forces, acted upon the sailor's rule of "a wifo in every port," and married in Vir ginia, after having left a wife at home. Fortunately such cases were rare, and a greater proportion of war marriages proved happy than would have been reasonably ex pected. He Had to Court Her Again. Arkansaw Traveller. A minister while mHnx etsg a lonely roaa In Arkansas that glidd Oder tall bushes and wound around rugged h.lls. approached a man who atood at the gate of a rude house. The minister addressed a question to the man, but, without replying, tne inner turned toward the bouse, bowed to a woman who appeared in the doorway, and said: Good morain', madam; now s your ue-iiu an' the health of your familyf The woman did not reply. "Fino day, maaara, con tinued the man, "only the sun's strikin' down mighty peart." Still the woman did not re ply. "My friend," said the minister, m kj preach at Harvey's Point and I would like to know bow to get there!" 'Don't you knowF' asked the man. "No, sir; I do not." "Then bow do you expect me to know more about your business than you doi oay, there, madam," turning to the woman, 1 a like to come in and make myself at home. How's the prospects!" The woman made no reply, but, Kicaing a cat out of the way and "shooing" a chicken that came up on the steps, she leanea againss the door facing and regarded the man with a lack of interest that characterizes the sweep of the eye over a barren waste. "The church is situated near nere, is is notf asked the minister. 'Yes, but it is nearer to some places than It is to here. Say, madam, I am very giaa to see you, an' I hope that our relations may be pleasant." The woman made no repiy. "Which way must I go, as the roads have been changed!" "Go down the creek, (jompumenu or ins day, madam." "Will following the roaa aown me cree take me there I" "I've dun told you. If yon know better go up the creek," and he smiled and bowed to the woman. "You seem to take great pleasure in being; polite to the lady at the door. Who is she!" "The boss." "The boss or what?" "The situation. She's my wife." "Why do yon stand out here bowing to herr "Mister, whar was you raised, anybowl You don't know this country like I do. This mornin' I went outen this gate with a skillet follerin me, an' I've got to do my courtin over agin or it ain't safe to hang around the house. I've got to win that woman afore the sun goes down or IU sleep in the woods. X aint got no time to talk about churches and things about the next world, for this world needs coolin' off at present. Arter I win this woman come aroun' an' I'll talk to you. How do you do, madam! Fine lot of chickens you' ve go No, sir, my friend, I've got a big job before me an l ain't got tnrongn. one s got a flat iron back thar an' Is apt to let drive at any minute. Go ou away now, and let me make the fight. I'm mighty, persuadln' In my natur. Fine day, madam." Whs Speaks tha Pnrcat English f New York Sun. Do Englishmen or Americans the better speak their common language! Having been a solourner in London for a year ana a nan, the Rev. Dr. R. L. Stanton deems himself capable of answering the question in favor of us. He heard Thomas Hughes read mis erably. droDDing the letter "r" at the: close of such words as "morning," and making fre quent mispronunciations. Archbishop Talc was by no means a good model in the use of his mother tongue, and the English clergy. as a rule, are faulty in speaking. - Passing by their, peculiarities as to single words, their ordinary use of the vowel sounds is such that, unless you give olose attention, you can not understand them. Dr. Joseph Parker, one of the foremost pulpit orators in London among dissenters, invariably pronounces "chaDter" as though written "chapter." Many of the vowels have a peculiar twist as they come from his tongue. Dr. Stanton's ear detected fewer variations from the best educated American usage in Mr. Spurgeon than in any English preacher. I'sappreelatlve. The Argus. When we sit down and read to the wife of our bosom one of our tenderest, purest, pret tiest. Kushingest pieces of poetry, and turn our tearful eyes to hers for sympathy, to hear ber say, "Yes, love, but did I tell you Mary's baby bad the measles f" it makes as so sad that we want to go out to Dakota ana live a lire of celibacy with the prairie dogs and jack rabbits. And when this same consistent angel shows us a hand-worked "tidy" which has taken ber two weeks to make, and used np several miles of twine almost good enough for fishing lines, and expects us to gusn witn admiration, we feel that there's a screw loose in the female organism somewhere. PHYLLIS. R. J. Burdette. 1 The shadows closed on the orchard glooms, fffl a -V !- All 4 iKa lna A UO BCvUV UI iUV iwubv .sue u- usiiv. The light winds kissed the mist-trees' plumes, ivna DOrf on vue-ir wuigs tu. Kiss ui am Clouds in the red west dimmed the skies With fleecy fingers, cold and gray, As the sweet breathed kine with Juno's eyas Came down the clover-perfumed way. And the shepherdess there, in the morning light. With red lips fashioned like Cupid's bow, YTar Hear e-rev eves ao tender bright. And white brow catching the sunset's glow; I will hear her speak when the lowing herd Is folded under the walnut trees, Soft as the note of a singing bird And I'd give a thousand dollars right out of the ofllce if I could think of any rhyme for "trees" except "breeze," but I can't; all the came I beard ber voice; she hit a brindle cow over the hin with a cedar paiL and said: "So, brute, sol Huddup your foot ! Stand overt I'll spike your tail to the fence if you strike me with it again I bo, brute, sor SOME ANOIEST HISTOBT. Hew Pennsylvania Had Sfarrew Escane From Uetttnr the Katloaial CapltaL Burlington Hawkeve. Mr son. the star-route trials came within a very few rotes of being tried in the state of Pennsylvania. Philadelphia was clamorous to have both the star-rout and the Guiteau trial held In that citv of brotherly love. 80 was Lancaster. Pens., and Wilmington, DeL In 1779, on the 22d of September, the house of representatives passed a bill authorizing the president to appoint three commiasionars to select the most eligible situation on the banks of the Susquehanna river, in the state of Pennsylvania, for the permanent seat of government in the United States, The vote was 31 yeas, 17 nays. On the same day the bill was sent to the senate, which body, by a vote of 11 to 7 struck out the "convenient place on the banks of the Susquehanna.1 Then a motion to Insert "the river Potomac' was lost; another amendment, inserting "the counties of Philadelphia, Chester ana Bucks, in the state of Pennsylvania," was a tie, 9 to 9, and Vice President John Adams cast. his vote for Pennsylvania and thus amended the bill went back to the bouse, where, after a little debate, the senate amendment . was concurred in and one amendment- added by Madison, providing that the operation of the laws ox Pennsylvania In the . district ceded should not be affected until- otherwise pro Tided bv law. When the bill went back to the senate for Its concurrence in this amaj ment the influence of -Waahihcton ad Jeffer son, who laxaml the fQtBgias sag.JTM-Cfc ucient to nave toe wnoi nojscx laia over so tbe next session of congreki, and Pennsyl vania was lefe. Bat, then, Pennsylvania owes no grodge against Madison for his fatal resolution, because she doesn't need the capi tal. She has all the oil wells In tbe world, and there Isnt room In com etste for Brad ford and Washington. Hew Vaele) Jeff Cored Dade. Salem (La.) Vidette. "How could I cure a dude, young fellow! Well, I'll tellyer, so as yes can sell the re ceipt. A chap with such a receipt ought ter make a pile outen It. ' "Yar see, my boy Dan took a notion three or four years ago ee farmin wasn't good enough for him, so- I give him e note on a Baptist preacher for 400 and let him go. He went to ' Frisco and struck the preacher and mm Mah Than hat arnt iomt edication and wens ooonter-jumpiu' and cum up to Oregon. "He was purty steady and sensible, though Ibeered be was fine on drees, but I had no idee he bad got to be a dude.' "Wall, he got bounced for beJn' goodlook tn', be say, but I spect it was beln' too sassy and lazy, an' ne cum np to see toe iow. "WW f aM tar tha denot there was Danl. but X hardly know'd him, His pants was a - . . - . . . . . . .1 u . anna 01 specuea uy nine, suui wr m him thai aVfn on a fat hoar and his coat was about three . sizes too .small for. him, an as tight as the pants, wnn tne coior ex yei i Hstar n hd m. fancr brass watch staked out with two chains on bis vest; be bad a stiff little hat, a little cane ana a pair or 1 ' TT llmrvswl nn ' tn fYA In a Tjalr Of plnched-up shoes,' held, out ' two fingers to shake, and saiai aw, raw, aw m aim gum - -or know.1 I irat him In the wa gon as quick as I could, for fear the folks would think I was moving lunanca vo im -.-- ninm tie utd authm.' about the team being very ancient an' the wagon the color of the road an' the harmony or. nacure. en, ht ru- ciM rnnnd tha house for morethan a week, and .went down town showin' oft his clothes, but he wouldn't do no worn. 1 thmis-ht tnavbe he would come to his senses after a bit, but he kept on just the same. He ... . a ? . t , .L. went aown to- tne wooa 10c wita me anu .u Wat-iira fn her wild beauty. or something of that sort, one morning while we got er load 01 wooa. --- I4T n itan n 1 m vna. a II ffc krlth a rr trfc chuck it In the wagon, but when he ought to - . B - . . . ! 1 1 have cnuCaea it in . ne . let nis enu arop, anu then that made my end sat quick ont my off foot. - While X was' custdn about my foot he drawled out suthln' about Its being too Vaan. and frrtnnad aidawava td the bovs. I couldn't stand that, and I went for him. I don't remember exactly now 10 wens ciare through, but In about - five minutes that ground was covered" with- rags, and silk handkerchiefs and plnted shoes like a toma der had been to work: Ills two-chained watch was banging in a lot of oak sprouts, . . .m , . . A,ita l-.. .- ... the pup naa run on who 01a axiu ua., uu '? wna wlnfna his oae - with his kid gloves. white Strips of bis pants bung ter his waist band like ribbons on a trick mule. Tbe cane was broke to nieces over bis baok. and three or four switches besides. Ob, he felt better than he bad for four -years, an' we loaned him a DUnaio niae 10 gee noma 111 an cum up ,-it!. tha irnal Ha laid abed for two dava. an' then got Inside of a pair of overhauls and t 1 ktv . ..... M .rniv. n m mitcfla his feet, grabbed an old bat and went to work, an' baa worked as steoay as a ciock er ticken ever since." The Coet mtm Cottage at the Seaside. "Oath" in Cincinnati Enquirer. Talking to Warren Leland, tbe former pro prietor of the Metropolitan hotel, and now of the Ocean House at Long Branch: "What do you think about the growth of Long Branch I" asked I. "It is steady, and that is what it ought to be, instead of being speculative. The place baa already reached proportions I never - expected to see, and the increase of cottages and im provements is now that of a considerable city. Every year cottage life is always tempting new people into it and rooting out the old cottagers, and thus the number of bouses built bears small proportion ' to tbe newcomers, most of whom hire tbe cottages f those who are tired. There are a great many drawbacks to cottage life at the seaside. You must have a stable man, and, generally, a pantryman, a rook, one or .more chambermaids and a valet, and they are expecting in tbe short season to do well by you. So do the milkman, tbe butter man, the grocer, the ice man, tbe butcher whoever comes to your cottage door says to himself, 'It Is no sin to skin these rich cottagers.' . .Hence the expense of a house that is at all roomy or showy is out of all proportion to tbe pleasure of a hotel life, expansive as it is, compared to cottage life." Said I: "What is John Hoey going to do with all thoso elaborate and unrented cot tages be has built I" w "Hoey loves to build houses, and has so mm-h taste," safd Mr. Leland, "in that re spect that he will some x!ay, perhaps in an other yeary establish a cottage hotel settle ment like the Elberon.' One of bis cottages there has thirty-t wo rooms In it, and is big enough for a hotel. . The professional cottage builders at Long Branch," said Mr. Leland, "expect to get one-third of tbe cost of a cot tags in the rent of it for tbe first summer. I think that Long Branch bad better grow moderately Instead of too rapidly." effect or the Climate. Washington Republican. Dakota has a peculiar climate. A cannon burst at a Fourth of July celebration in Fergus Falls, and the four pieces into which it flew went in four directions. Each piece crashed into a saloon. - Reminiscences or Jee Jefferson. Letter in Louisville Courier-JournaL An extract In your paper of the 8th inst, speaking of Joe Jefferson's debut in London on the night of Sept 4, 1865, in Dion Bouci cault's revision of "Rip Van Winkle," re minds me that I was present on that occa sion. Tbe play was brought out at Webster's Adelphi theatre, on Fleet street. With the characteristic modesty of the true artist, Jefferson made bis debut without tbe usual clap-trap used on such initial appearances, but allowed himself to be swallowed up in the play-bills, display posters, etc., by tbe modest Boucicault. Nevertheless, Jefferson, by his unassuming methods, struck the key note to John Bull's affections, which led to a theatrical success unheard of in those days. Jefferson was, of course, almost unknown in London, and made his -entree on the stage whistling for Snyder who "vas a dog" to a cold, dull, critical English audience, who were, however, soon aroused from their pro verbial British lethargy by his electric pres ence, and then and there gave him one of the most enthusiastic and genuine indorsements that ever greeted an American actor on tbe English stage. It's All Hlxht Xow. "Was I in de wab, bossT Just listen atdat; was I io de wahl Why. I seed every battle that was fit, and knowd Lee and 8tonewall Jackson and Jeff Davis, and all dem jis as well as 1 does that - nigger you see dar shinln shoes. - Gen. Lee par tickler, he thought a great deal of me, and when I'd ar him to give me a fur lough be 'lowed: 'Bob, I. cant spare you. I'm a gwine to fight dat battle what 1 talked to you about, and I'm bound to have you by roe. But, however, if you'll be back in four days certain sure, you can go. 8ure nough, I'd be coming back into camp whistlin at night, and Lee he'd say to Stonewall Jack son, 'Dene's Bob coming back now; I know him by his whistle. It's all right now; we can .go ahead." A Ctsalae Dade. Bin Nye, . - A genuine dade has struck Laramie. He has a homeopathic head and allopathic feet. His pants are so tight . that be never takes them off .and he has plate-glass window in one eye. -Tbe other i3 closed for repairs. ' He got on the wildest kind of a debauch hut night with half an ounce of pepper-sauce, e-kd a bunch of cigarette He halls from tTewTortf - .. ; "5 .V Y COHPL3STS Livery, and Sale Stable, RIGS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION DAY OR MIGHT. EVERYTHING IS FIRST-CLASS THE I1KST TEAMS IN THE CITY SIXGLi; AND D0UIJLE C A KM AUKS. Travelers will find complete outfits by calling at the Corner Vine and Fourth Streets, PR1NTINU AND The IjATTSMOUTII II Eli A LI) every facility In Every Department. 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