1 J , -J- f' i i "4 . - , ii OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. V Zr0torr. V A N '.VVCK. IT. S. Senator, Neb. City. I N SA I IKI:S. IT. H. Henator. Oinaba. V I I'VTIVl" l ,.. .. . . i . ii IV K. K. .1 M i:. iv I III' r i .v v . r. Is A ' .1 i . : , " - r , urn rOMl. is . IA W K.M. (iuverm.r, Lincoln. I.: ;.. j n. Secretary of Htate. 'A U.I.U IIS. Auditor. Lincoln. ! fl'KVANT, Treasurer. Muewla. ' KS. fMnt. t'ublte Instruction. mi.i,, i.Hiiii oinmiationer. ; I " a'KI'.S. .Ik.. Attorney H-nernl. mI.i s. W;iki-ii of renltentlriry '. I . I I I !KVSO.N. Supt. II..siIm1 for 'uf.rt.mm Crf. '.: 1. 1.. Idef Jiwtlc.-, Krn.. Hi. I -. ! I-:. ( n:i:iiia. , '.':. I.'-icoiu. -- o - .'ttilir-itit yjt'jfrt' !''' . : . Miiro'ji. :.. I'i riiitn-Ati'y, ''" I' IC. Ui-rk In-tibr Court, - o I'ily 'Jtirtitury. I ' K1!A l(.Mu)or. i.i I 11 1 N(i. 'I ie.4.-ui el . .-.. ; it l.-i I. ; I i. i.e. police Jn-'.-e. ! I'.A .. ::y AtK.iurj I'. ' i I f 1'u.iif, .. i :. i . ! -.. i r ol lrf-1 . r. rii;.'l of Fire In pt. i., i n'u i;..iiii ( a, .iith. nii.'.vriLHKll. J. M. r. hue bacher. Win. ilsrvM. 'riy II.iniiiAii. J. M. )' lrrru. ..lv i lr - . M It. JJurpV.. 1 :. Imwvui. F. 1', ibifl. IKHll. BUABU. : i:iii:. .i. w. kikm:s. S Ul. Win. WI.M KftMKKN. -I.I.. ISA At: WILLS, JN. W. 11 1VSMA1.I. o CvUitir "Directory. r.l. I.. County TrAtirr. IMiS. County Clerk. vHN, County Jude. !". Sli.-i lti. .KIM. .-.iip't of I'nb. luit i uctlMti. KM 1. 1. 1 . County Wurvt w-r. I . i; : . I .. 1. 1:; . i 1 . .Ii All I '. i A -. I I- . ( 'oioi.t-r. t Ml oMMlli.HlUMt.l-.. V. I Kill). South r.eud !': reluct, 'it l'.l(N. Mt. I'leai.l freeim-l. I', t -.month . '.i'. utiirif with t' .- Ctmiity .. .1. w '. find tl: cm lii . sslou l!.o v :u-il i in-l:iy o( "u;li i mittl. o I ... or i l:AIK. ' :.l III. rrfnl-Tit. i:. i ! h V It Y li.KCK. r i i-t.iry. 1 1 :-;i-iui 'r. i: ! 1 1 1 -f !l- I'.oaril :i! iiie Court ' "VfiiiuOl :!- h inontli. A.! :i:i'AKIi UK .rr.-i'JctTii .iu.s. r a. iii. i 3.0O l. l;i. '.o a. in. I (S.M p. in. 4.'X p. Ill j.ob a. in ).?0 a. in. " 4.23 p. iu. H. 90 a. Ill I. UI p. Ul WK.STKKN'. Nolt Til Kitk'. ! I. f. I I. .t ill. OMAHA. . I-' KKIiNU WATlttt. .lll!. t-.VirOKVVIUI.K. i:. : vi. clia ttt:i fuic iioxky OKIIKICM. . ,!. i- i.-t i'xc'--lins $15 ... to rents : !' -1 :u'il not -.t"-tiliin 30- - - IS cent -: " ' w - ; JOconn -n " " - - J6cenH M.ini v OrJrr lu:iy ii.rUid hiiy . '. ii in one ecu l to lilty l i.larn. bjt . .: ;..i i- :t:iiu a fiuctioual p:t o; a ceat. K TK- KOIt P04TA0K. ii: .11 .-r (lftt-r) 3 renti per tiuurr. i l'aMiher'ii ratw .a pnr U. I I r.ili-'UMit Nei;tT a:ii -oiii- u.i iir lM cla- I cent p-r r.u'l' - iiimfr. !. i !.. it. h.iiiIi!,t) 1 ct-ut xr nuntv. .1. W. Maim ti all. IT. M. :ilf W3 ;."V..--. .utu & M. R. R. Time Table. T'l'iinj E(Teit July,Z . !:: iM AHA Kl:)M l'LATTSlOUTH. N i.m .; i". a. in. ArrlTes : .no . i.t. 1 p. in. " :t5 p. in. - a. ni. "' ! : W m. tu. K. C . M ST..IHK. " :.;" i. is;. . : . : i p. i:i. - p. lis H:nM OMAHA KOU I'l.A TTSi -LTH. I :.. H ;!." ;i. in. AiriVP" " M A. in 7 ; J n.. :I0 p. i::. r. ..- p. in. " 7 :'! p. r i. . . AN I" l..liK. .:. ri. " n. in. T : 1 ;. in " :V0 p. in. I o:; THK WKST. I. :i . . -. 1 i '-.'.Soiiioutli 'J :00 a. ui. .- rivv? l !:. . n:. ; ll;i.-'.i;us 4 :J p. if. ; Mct'ovk 1 ;. ' I , r s :M .t. iu. I.-u;. :- p. ri ; arrive Uncoil! : :jii p. 1::. KKl-.liiH r i.i-.-; i-n : : ' ;t. in. ; Ainvex I.lin .In 1 :lCiit i.:-.v - :iu p. in. ; Arrive ni i -ncoui :-jif ji. in. ; ul .n o i. in. 1 . i-- l.-:n--; :; J i. in. : Arrive.- at l.itivoln 6 :.'!! , X"- ' i l!al:siK - : a. Iu. : McCun!. i :uii a. in ; . . livnv-r I :i p. in. FKOM THE WKKT. j--- i l-!iver :t 8 :0i p. m. ; Arrive t M;--"wi.,v io :3u a. in. : Unaolii .A 5 :30plu .(i Lincoln Hi. - ... , . . Arrives McCoafc Oar MOCk Of in.; Uncola ;43 a. in. v - IJ favo I'lattsuiouih at T 00 a. w . ni. and arrive at faciCc . ni.. -JO a. hi. aini 30 p. tu. PI? a n i sr. .iok. 'I. HI m. t.;t p. iii. : Arrive .t :i :.: a. in. anl p. mi. FKOM THE EAST. ! ':: . u-1 - r-.-.ii::.-, leave Pacific Juin tion at 8 13 ;.i. :.' p. in.. 1 j a. ni. aud arrive atflattd . .: n ;.' ii. in.. Cvip. in. and l; 39 a. in. . K. C. AM ST. .IOK. I. ,.-. .- '.' n Sic .luucilou at 6 :10 a. ni. and5:i0 : ::i ; a rive 0 :"" :. aad 5 :55 p.m. ;:rR taom: ."Iissnuri I'atific ICuilroad. ilAiirwn Kxtire.vi Freight I- leave leavo leaves uoiiiir ?iit: (foiLe t-OlTTft. HOCTII. SOUTH. 7.40 p m .oo ft.ni. a. m. .17 8.37 " 2.0 p. . 8.42 8.00 " 3.06 " " 9.13 " 3M 'J.24 9.40 "' 5.00 0.37 " M " 5-4 " ln.o; " 10.21 " 6.S " 6.37 a. Ill 7.07 P-111 6.itf p.ni e.zi a. iii Goiog Going Going NOKTM. KOHTH. HOKTH. H 52 a. in 8.33 p.m. 8:p. in 7.67 a.m. 5.1ua.ni 4.24 p.m. l.ttt p. nu 5.4. " 4.M " a.l " 6.1U " 6.C8 " a.4e 6 0"J " 5.33 " 3Jn " 6.01 " 5.4.4 " 4.J5 M 7.20 " 6.1 5.3 H.OO .M " 7.W8 Omaa I'uplOI-ill SpniiKlield I...ir. v:ll:- 'eepi::t; V.'ter- AVU1' L ........... 1 lull:.::.- K:ii: i-.s ity St. Lioui St. L.'ti- Kiiii-.ii-' ity On'.' r Aw,,' Wet iSrs :: lmi-vi. i". . Npl illr.i-ld. . IVipi!ii u. . . ler. Tin- :iiove in .Ii-tfertoa City time, whiafc Is 14 !i:.'iii"t 1 tit-r than Omatia lime. V owriirnov triu:. h'.in: "iiirrU In hU hanila by ao tin. (urDiiil:! of Kimtila .-"i-t:il.le ti-iHiv for thr "iedy and trina- ""-ji-t riir- : ;iiHiini4it)u. Kronchitii. Catairli nhiiiA. ami all Ihroat and Uu"!: affections. i.f i ami all nervous eomplaiiit.-t. after hav positive aui raaici cure t-r irnri ',li'y tested IU wonderlul ratal iva V oiisaudH of cases, feels H bin duty m: .! it ti.-ii fill Ii'i:li. Wl? ivn v me leiiow. ---i. direct low for pruparatioa ,y advice and lastruc ,ijit at your owa 'jve ''y etuni mail. x 4 lauip or l. t-e in t-b.ir i:il'J xsil-Ji noun. ill, i. . i.V ' 7. b r - r urnuf. r vEISTER h. Iure Milk '. VHICiU . 1 I I I I "1 . ""l I I D U1ILT. ' idea to. and Freafa HUk "7 7UJ- Uisi 1 Ubed Trbeo wanted. '. 4l7 PROFESSIONAL CARDS. ATTM:NKs AT LAW. . i.: prartlp la all the Cuiirtc It. thft state. ! oyer Flrf . Na tion. I I'.iuiK 4yl I IAl I I'lUlll - N IIHUKA. IU. A. HALI -i: : ltV, DE1TTIST. rT--. ovrrl'ith. Klaek A ' fliM l is ii: :i:itry at ' M . t'Ll'T 'i. Irug Htorr. !e ptlc-, Oiy It. 3 T. lo'iiori A Na- ( Itlipe on Main il Ii. soutll xlde . s. i-i-i ol wunifii iilU E. raid' K'.i4i. : it A h li A . .'1 from turnpc-. Plr -tori.. sianoatb. . .n M'l'-i-t o Ji:ii I:. M I .I IU-.. SIC! W nn.l-Ml ltCl ' lietw. - ii x I It an.t . .en i v ami ili;;ht Mtn- i OHl' St.- . ami .(..xiv riiv.--. tior :ivfii ;.tl at i . :!.lr.i. ODONOr T LAW. i MOtrii. - i 'iiiLi p ilnrx I Al AK- 1NI.V l-LA . or Si tC IC MVIM(.ai l! y.i vmii-i ah a hi i H't; h il.'KK. fioin I'i ilfci- .-..iiraoii for U. S. r o: iu.. to 1 p. ia. IKIUU. :K. N. Mil.: I'll V S I ( IAN AN I Cun ' f.iuu i l.y (aiiiiu al I : ainl . ..-im Mi--t, in .1. II. . IT i rHMniri II. 1 : H. V U ii KO N . Mice, comr 7lh l lii.tu lluuir. . VSK A. J. u.S. Hi. 31 AT;: AVM tt.i;.n KV A T ' .'. Oil,"- pvm I At woo. I re, HOllth side of M.i;:i fcet .- . .-h Stll Ulld ilu .;. 'Jltt .?. IS. HTtto: 4Tlni:.1F.V VT LAW. v.; the I ' iiils I:, the Mate. ' -trii t lltitrnry rtmt .V 'liiii m. : LJLJ. l o. :; .a ,v . A 1 I'HtM . AT LAW. l; . Ur:n 'ailil1 llectMll Ar. bio: i'Ult . '.nth. Neliia I'larlice in all ; j !''tl,Uc. .".'I L Tl . .-tate. Fire Iu Oiiiee I'nlen 2Jlii3 i. a:. t ui:i:r.: LA W OFU' K, K.-al Vl.r - i'O. . ire and Lifelb- hrajika. Col iplele abstract :u;-. iieKJMate 15yl .... . ary I'ulilio. . ;i ii. t.oe in Canii tiecia. atteutloD title. Otflce iu . Nebra-ika. sural leit" of to plai A;v: rlaltHr.ioui lax - 151-' .:ft. .el. biavi auil re.i' A. TO KM. VAT LAW. aiiti .I'.joluif... L'ouiilU H ; ki . to cr tloi. and uh.stracis Ut ,--raid l'!oclC, 1'lu.ttHllH .;; nyi .iUSTIwE OF THU PEACE. Ha- Li" uftu.-- iu the front l...,: f his residence tn Chii-ago Ay.'Uutc. where lr.-ni iy be found Iu reaiiii.cM-s to atteaa .: tin- il , iles of the of fice 47tf. iu::::ut u. wsvcii..m, r"try Public. '.TTOH.VKV AT :.:Y. 'i!le ;t .-r Carrtiih's .! . -iry Store. Piatt aoulli. .... Nebraska. M. A. HARTiCAN, Ft ii:nit v.:' Block, I'i. i i skouth Xkb Pi" ir;t ?iv.: i-reftsl :tttei.;l : to a Karal La I'raoiH!-. A. X. Sum. i vax. M. II. Wooljit SULL VAN &W00LEY. Attorneys ami Cunselors-at-L'aw. OrrlCE-l'i tL Uaiou i:l trout rooais. ""i'i; i tery. !',. Promp cntion nireo to all Ii :-:uefl . aiari pa JLOitimni'it shop quit.1 lar : a All ..rk i:i'Ai?AXi;. i) tirat cl:s tlu : !-ie, ' st.iirs, si ' side of Alain Prop'r. MILLS. KB. ti ', oj'i -sitt I'elt-r . t i' unnkj; PLATTSMOUTH I LATTSMOUTll. : :ropr!etar. j Pio:-r, Corn Mtn & Feed Alv.i'.y.s on I -isid and for: at lowest cash t tor Wheat and .-ii custom work. lets. Tin- i-'shst prices., rn. Parin -.ilur attention a, SAGE'S ADDITION. TO Tir.: Ci TV oi' PLAT s5i0UTll Vuiuabl" outlota for icaidence pur poses. S:iij' auJitiui)- lits .s uth-west of th city, ii'i-l all lots sir..' very easy of access, an. I !iigh and &i. hty. For par: icuiars call r :: E. SAGE, Prop'r, AT SAGE'S ITARDAKF. STORE. Flattsmouth, Neb. TENDERLOIN Meat Market, LA FE (NEIL, Prop'r. Beef Miittsa Pork Veal CMtos.ic, Coutantly on hand. A1.S-). 11 kinds ot UAXK in season, and ct- erythlog kept in a FJfiaT-t'LASS ME1T SUOIM At lowftst possi!;"..' rates. North Bide Main St., bet. 4th and Mh, 521y rLATTSMOUTH. NEBS CITY HOTEL. Thi-i beat.f.rul three tor ! :;ri rtructuie. on Iow-r Maui tret, has Jut -ra Suisbed aud OtfA-! up fi r tiie accotmaoiiri T -n of TRA yd IE NT Cl'srOMEHS, AND ULGULAIt t() A HDERS, EVERY THIKGr SEW; AND CiEAK A Good Bar Wl,,;i;:ith0 27tf. FKED COOS, Propi. PECK'S BAB BOY. 11 U Fa I'Ihjh ( onkllny: to the Alit-y Jem 31 ace. k'H Hun. 1'hat timet hare bfV'ii wLore your ja fot Ida . k eye," said the grocery man, a h : charged bunch of celery to thu boy'a p t. "I)id tha inter liit him, or wih it ono of t i siutcra?" i , lio didn't got liift black i-yfj at prayer .iii;;!" said tho boy, as ho tooK Lis ini'.tns i !e ntove and rubbivl them to ta!. ; tho atiB i out. uIt was from boxing. I'.ttoldmy ::i and mo that it wad bo hani: i lcaiu to Vans'! wo could defend onix l and he i ! tih' d to lo a holy terror v. U iho box- - gloves when ho was a boy, .. I ho has a Kivilifj UH loMHOlm. Well, he i . i:o ulouch, , I tell you, and bundles ldM-i-lf rietty 1 for a t hurch inciiiL. r. I real i.i tho papor nek Cliau.Uur laynd It on V..iklii!. by iiitrJeiu Mm , th" prize flght. i-, to knock i niily, uuil 1 n.ik I p.i if he wou.'lu't li t mo j; a xHir loy who Ii: I no fat' r to te&ch ; Ihihhk, tuoUT L'.iih.) to loirii t-i box, and naid certainly, it'-u him i.''ng. He i lie would be gi.id to do anything a poor oridian : o I went down iu Third ward an 1 ;:ot an Jri.-h boy by namo of bluffy, wlio.-an kuoc). the Hocks of sny hoy in the v.ui I. lie tit u pii2c fight i. It won Id have n;..J'j you to nt pa toll lum ho v. : hold his i.ls and how to Kuaril Lis Tacn. t:. told huffy uot toT.'j ut' raid, bui i hit for keops. Li; ff nai J ho v ild K-t mad if he hit f,.m, aud e, boy, kivx-k mo dov.-n If voti -trik.t out ... f-rai 1 pa id, 'Nou ;.i, a-id I i i. h.. tiled ! air thex i inii'ii ha! ha: v. iui:. k ai-il j;avn pa oi.i- i.i the iioh.- ot'u -s, ami cutl ,l liim or i! n he I lain ill tlw n um i-li, and ! . mouth ninl lua. ..r Ion ti-cth i )i; Kvo lum a himl- indcr in pa jitilloil off :hu boxiu;; ' Ix-d a chair, aud v. e udjouriM u Btaiii an tliouirli t;.c-ro wa.s i car. ami i :iie i lutii ' -il, and .ii iyB, .vow and and went I i'-IU -. i . -n t peon pa eiuci'. iack.a hIiouM f.y i. "Am. I hi.s hob" h ': into bin left ear. Was i,: ye very o," naid mcd to io wa.s at r- i-"ccry tryn:K to :i in; u-kfct Hi; hts-fxteilk 1 i'.t i n it." . bed steak i.s 110 :.( unt. 1 ; liim and tell liim that an yl t; l'-.ir blii.-k eye. Well, 1 Iiuh a pretty hard ti: m rutn: uay it should bo i:;n. ' ami ii iind initio a fiin i'i I out of '.. .wy liatu r a Sjf--ln'i- v." --t j;o and the !a:t i K. A a 1; uh oy went tjro.-i-rv: S'lie "ifa;iiter"!s j MoitK-t l!i:isUr. i-ip!i ii' : .: Ciice. 1 iiuc S'.i'tet u y.jar ii i -da euro for ii; 1. ! i 'otis aud tis-asur(Mi I'.; . .-.'ire- j'toj ertics a- 1 J .a, home.-!. It wan tl. t-. t t. From its ori; in.: ,'itter, and from our ! it, coupled with t!.o r t : -i we have printod t'ist it irow to havo the . Tim 1 . . ht-ria i : ti:0 f iVi-. :!od iu . . recipe :.. ! apioa;..; Verpicnt ; ut of ti.' iyitiK l .pulr n-.i ter -,'Ub-i hi- aiao ; (.fits . iaaj:'!y of i r. V,'. A. in Tlie "blii'iition .liny ltit- -fiicieticy of "-Tho '.iting tho even tha 1 Voter's Diphtheria Curo," thus t v d and generous doctor out -.lit for it Now below we havo another let; r from Dr. -.ut, elating that ho ha-1 now a elil! hetter and M.i .plor treatment for diphtheria to r imTtiend, in 1 that he desires to make it ; 'ilio also t:::ough The KKintcr to 'he eud t!-.'. it t ay do :i More general work of ; ;iod than i j can hope .for iu his own nraetiej. .Miro, Iowa. Feb. . in long yrv :-s gone by y . t jiublinhod my cm-j :..r diphil. : .a. It at t -ted widespread attcutioa :m I bc-ania i.;: wn as fcTho Regi cr diphtheria cure," and s ivod hundreds of liv. b. thank!'..! lettem re ceived by me showed. " h years o! prorenj si; 1 thought have bioi.-,-ht hott.-r tioatmeut, In . anae uot bo blow i:i i-.ction. I h ive lately v. . (lived sevoral letters askiiyf to the treat l : ut as published in Tin- Kegiater, i!:cir much 1. 1 tsured copies containing tho h::::io having b en loaned, miidaid or lost. I ii i-.v givo my irt-irovod treatment, which can bo had at any d-ug store, and uaod by any peiM i without di-.er. 'i ake ten grafon of ;-ci:.iarigaiiat.' ef iiotaegi ii.i and mix with one ont'ae of ool.i water. Ai t n in diasolved it mutt be applied v i'h a rag or ti go, mop or swab to the whiti -1; plaec-s in nostrils, and other places t! . t have tha htheria membrane on. Do this very gently t thoroughly, everj- thiee hours if-.til bolUir: n everv six hours ui til woll. i docs not o pain,bat ia rathor nanseous ; the taste, 'ti tongue is coated white, I mix. ::.' drachm t'e ii" 1.;.' t ;; if i' iivposulwhite of eoda aud five dopa of oil -afras aud four ounce , syrup ni:- '.: of tsugar . I hot water, and fivo a teaspo..- !,rul every .- to three hours as ne".lod. when awak . If : tonpno ia not coated white, 1 mix twenty . eis of tincture of Phytolacca in i.-v.r ounoos ... -old water and give a teaspoonful every one i.i three hours as nond.-d, when svuke. The I ' . tolacc is the coi ininii poke-ro.it of the i ith, and, aa it losoft it s atiength by drying 1 age, the tincture -h mid be ti : ; the fresh i " t, or it is worthle? . It is well to applv a K'tle sweet-nil or cos-t.:-:liue to the outside of the throat to protect it f.v-ni tho action of the ni -, as the p:-.:ient must ! protected from all du gor of gc;;inf chilled. 'Tu the beginning of lie difctt- in mild .-ias, tho above solurioT-of perm:-.::5anate of ) assiuni is all I ns--.an ' all that i. ::ceded, as ti disease is local at fir r, but it r.ipidly af fe ts the whole system v hen seat' i. Iu tho : nking form of'diphtheiia this e i 'ion soon e -troys all smell, at:d i.i every ca it destroys diphtheria membra! j without leaving any i . .1 effect behind. V,'. A. Scoi r, M. D." " w Arabl Pash;-. tVent !::'.. Exile. ; '; :i Mall Gazotte. 'apt. Thomas Osl or ie, of th" v Vch took Ara'oi Tiha and hi c.wi e;'.e to Ceylon, and arrived atBoi;;'.; : vy 1G, has furnished tho follow!;; v' the voyage: "We too'.; Arabi I'..- -- iciafes and their families on bn-'.' ! sailed from that vort on I- , i -ndfor Colombo. 1 nc?y were:, t first two or three d:vs, audaf ;toariship auions ia :y on Jau ; account :a and his 1 at Suez, nil ; r a:, nick for ;hat thoy io c r lend ; catua as '.. -htetied up and v. always i: . . erfnl. Eveutually h.-' py as if they were i:t fact, thoy to pur . :!S0. ' The dullest of tbft lot wasAi'ahi. Tho exiled j .ty went ashore in four enuads. .. was Arabi Ou lar-il; ;g tho pe i v und him. I shoM call itf.ti !. Some kissed i is e'.othes. a ! :i tho iadl o crowded . mo'ibintx 1 sonu got ' .vn on their knees rad kiKHcd his i -oots. Tho VM-tywere driven sway in carri ies'to tlie ( '.tuiamou gai-den, whee they r; ro located i.i some handsome btin.ilows. On iha wholo. 1 don't , think any of them regret !;-d his. lot 'j i.'.y never cxhibiteii a.iy symptoiaa of fear, aii.-l believed a happy future to bo before them." . If Yon Have Tears to ?3!:ed. Harper's Bazar. An eminent Engli-sli' dramatist v&i about to read a new piece of his to tho company of a certain theatre, when, gravoly risir ? from his peat and opening a black bag ho eirried, he .w.uked rouud the Mag-' and p!.i ;1 a new pocket handkerchief in the hands of t ach of tha actors and actresses present, simply murmur ing, "Pardon mo, but thij is a tragedy." Xew KnglaiiJ Alien.!. Hertford Courant Connecticut again in 1S82 led tho United Siatea in gattiug patents. Dniing tho year t!;oro were 17,861 pab-ni i granto-1 tit tho office in Washington, and of those Com; ".:..ut peo- i secure.! 7i4. Tin: rt-.tio is ono : .. very 7S3 .: our population. Kext come 1!1, !.) I-land, ;; e to each tfttO, ai.d Massachn . ts, o;;0 t ca h s2of inhabitants. "?3EK Hello! Yo irllHjhni -. ;i :rper'sBazar.;; An elaborate telephone uyatcm is -fctabliishi !.-: tween the library of the king r f Portugal i the offices of his mi : inters an i the opera L..ase. He has dlgti;:guished hiui -If Ly Lit t.ansiations.J Ia a Tliuujcrstoriii. CoodCheor. Little Enssie was watching the gathering of a thunderstorm. At Crst he seemed P think tho sight a very pretty one, but, as a vivid flash of li-htniag streaked tha sky and a heavy bolt of 1 1. under crashed above him, ho tj rang back f om the open door, exclaiming: "Dou t Dodl I II be dooa nowP What His ieca Would Be. Tim's toachor waa. trying to initUto him into o mysteries of fflleuooa. 8u:J sao: "II a .: :.,r ij i; vilcul ?nto ieht tarts. whatnortioa t tha whoto do we cull each part?" Tito didn't iw- kTiT said the teacher, "if vour n.imraa jrero to cnt a pie into eicht pieces, . , , V.AW MTIito crmolf- V'iia )sn wouiu yui t'K- ; STEWART'S CRYPT. II Is Mupnlllcciit Memorial attarIen i 'Aj .Nearly (iniojiJeted. Bomo Evidonco that tha Body Wat Entombed Eight Month Ago. New York .IoS: :ial The Cathedi.il f the Incarnation at dr l -n Ci'y, I- I., wlii.-h was lxgua long bef ti n death of itn pojoctor, A. T. Sttiwart, i - far from completion, although artists, gi i.-.ii rt ami me "hanier- are actively engaged tij o:i ii A reporter wh . viaitod the cdifico waa I with a deafeni noi.se from tho haniui . 1 of tho car, .liters aud fruquuut bUt in.;u the great Hooni-vcli organ which is in ju .. -s of ere'-tioii. Tho eteiioi of the church is of brown siono suiiiioiiiitcd v itli a ppiro reading 27'' f t heavenward. Ou entering, tho reporter -...is struck w ith i impoKiiig grandeur, tie- ; ! In curved arch o ding of granite resting t;; !! Luge hrono j illars and cuinp;uing fav . v with all tha other biirrouudinf s. DeHcouding l.y a wide marble stair.- - - to the basement and passing through the !. ::i:o or schixil ro in, tho reportor continu.-vl his stops until bn tight to a" stop by a heavy oil; partition shutting off tho room contait;i:i ; tho crypt, intf:ndi . 1 for tho lanl resting pla.-e .: t'.o remains of A. IJlewart At the farther :el of the room, v hich is about forty le. ' i .:;;, and on either iao of which aro two choi i : st ilrorfsing-cfiou. whonch doors lead iu'o :1.3 former, is loo i' id. The crypt in constructed wholly of gr-:.i:.-t marble aud Kttnod glaB windows, four :' vi:o latter forming 'iie.hack ami theoatreme v limit of tho cl.-U'eh. It is oval in shap' r:i L '- ing twelve ides, tho front and sides l. i.; composed of beautifully carved pillar-. 1 open lattico work with an opening or d . on cither side. Tho roof is dome-shape ! and comiiosod of c:.rl pano'.s, while the Co -.:.. Mists oft larg.: ivhit'i tite.-i. Tha crypt i v thought to ho almost completed, ah.. ,;'i those iu charge claim it is not, Ita co.-t i, s been about ?1 i. It is jealously y, I day and night t protect it. from the le;,; ' .f vandals, it is ..id, and no onawlil lie per.. .'. .1 to enter it until the church has been fm . y deilieiited. "Where are f'-tewart's remains now?" .1 th-j rciKii U r oi one of the carpenters at v. i i.i a room adjoi.iiug the crypt ' Well." ho i. .iied, now you ask so:.e ; I am iu doubt -otit, but I havo boon to'..! :.. . they are in po.-. -ession of friends in : : i City, to be soon transferred to tlie church . . '. placed in a van it prepared for them be.--.- ;'. tiie floor." "Not in tho crypt r" asked the reporter. Terhaps there,1 said thu carpenter, ' 1 don't see any provision made for it" The officer mi duty iu the chnreh toi l :mo reporter that lis did not know whether tho body had been recovered or not, but, tel.! .1 that it would lie nice if it could be plaee.i in the crypt by tho time tho ehnitrh waa dedieatc.l. The collin, he .-aid, was intended to ret-t u: oa the marblo floor, which was ready for it re ception. Mr. Deutoti, tho agent in charge o." thi Stewart estate :tt Garden City, doolared he did not know anything about the remains fa; .her than that soih j seem to think Ihey havo i : i recovered, while other i y thi y have itot. The station master 5l (tardea City, vl.eu asked what he ; nought bad becomoof the i.o.';y. said: T think it is in the crypt About Hewn or eight months ago a special train from .V-w lork arrived here between 12 and 1 o'cloe'; iu the night, and, aftec skipping a short tin..:, returnod. Noi.ody has ever found out what that train cam-' here for but it is generally be lieved by thoj who saw it that It brought Stewart's bodv." A trac-wa!k--r iu the vieiuity of the cathe dral said: " 1 on may be sure tho old gentle man's body is i-afe hero somewhere. I. thin!; he is in the church now, for if he wae not, why would they be having watchmen in the Imi til ing day and night and never let a soul go i .r the crypt alone?" A mechanic namtvl Conever. being ap proached, ssid: "Yes, I believe they have his body here. Three yoars ago I worked on tho church, but v. hen they found it hard v..rk to find the body they stoppod all the work. About a year ago they began again In earnest, which indicates that they had a purpose in doing ho, and that was to finish it to receive the ho ly, and they had it then or kuew where it mi."' A saloon-he--Ter iu New York said: -I Utur.v a good deal aLout that matter, but I wiii die before I wtil divulge it. Tlie chief iii 'he whole affair i now dead, and tho man v, ho knows all about it is Mike Nolan, who is ii.jW in Leadville,- Cob I am willing to bet they will nover see the body again. Tlie principals would not risk their liberty by opening negotiatijns for its return now any more than they wouHI two three years ago. Those who pretend to be able to give in formation on the subject are anxious to black mail Mrs. Stewart The story about Jr.iUe Hilton linding the body and taking it to Garden City are all bosh. I know better. If he did take a body there it was that of someone else, or a dummy for the purpose of deception iu order to put an end ti 'be controversy'- I tell you the liody of Stewart is destroyed aud can never be produced." Several o'thers were questioned as to where the remains v.ore, and although the annwers and stories v.ore coutraliotory,.lt was aliii. :t the universal hoiief among the residents in the vicinity that the body is already in the crypt where it has bean quietly restingor the patit eight months. Koajjli on the Turtle. Harper's Bazar. Ko method of culinary preparation that v. e ever heard of, however, would be more lik. ly to please the gourmet and gourmand thar. i.ij ono credited to the fastidious citizens of IV-.hi. If you follow It, yon will take a livoturi'e t .t you have previously'doprived of anything to drink -long enough to render him exceedingly thirsty; you will place him in a.caldroi) of cld water in audi a position that Jiis body win ho immersed, but that he will be unable to g.t his mouth down . to it; at tho side of tho ke'il;-, within reach of his turtleship, yon will tiiei place a bowl of cool and spicy wine. This done, set the caldron on the lire, and ohsjrvo with glee the enrichment of your noble rojust Urged bv thirst, the turtle eagerly drinks tlie wine; and as the slowly heating water in which he floats growa hotter and hotter, his thirst in creases, and he drinks deeper and deeper of the wine, until suddey he is boiled, and dies, full of wine, and fragrant ftirough tho utter most fibres of his unctuous flesh with the vi.;h condiment he has so plentifully -imbibed. Lux ury and art have reached their acniel 'Sirs. John Jacob Astor's Jcwel Chicago Hertld. Mrs. John Jacob Astor has the largest aud finest diamond s of any lady in New York probably in Aaieriea. Thoy are remarkaMe for size aud brilliancy, and represent a l.ihor of yoars to collect, match, siao, and shade. It is only on rare occasions that she wears them, and when she does, detectives, who are splen did fac-si miles ofHhe society gentlemen of the period, accompany her to and from the ho.iao or place she visits. At boaie those di.i:.;o:i.la are kept in a Hafe so built that to rob it one must needs knock down part of the hoio A TAYE. A spruce aud conceited yonnj 31 r. Fell in love with another chap's tr. With his sweet little cane, At the end of the lane. He met and he ft in would have J6.r. But he trod on her train, At the end of the laae, And a t'.ap on his face made a br. ' Joe .nrpby on Charity. rSnMnnnti T.n.-iuirer. Jo Murphy, being accused on one occasion of stinginess" in connection with a charit-.blo object, replied: "Other gentlemen puts down on the list what they thinks proper, and so does L Charity is a private concern, end what I gives is nothing to nobody. And Joe ie about right, toa r ' Itlt Uer Toasve. "Woe Faony bit hur tongue one day and euro in crvmir bitterly. "What ia it?" asfcea bet mother. "Oh. mamma!" she sobbed. twa 8tcwed aa ciy tongue!" -"aQ .- Pascal: The power of nun'l virtue bhDuld ho measured DT hi rpeUl aCart", Lut u -.:-a ' ' ' '.- - AN E00N0MI0 FACT. Fmopean Xatlonw MukI laoenlate Tlirwsrlvfs vllh A niei-lr.n u lilool. I r. Alexander I'i nz, of Die iinpei ul council Oj Austria, au economic writer and statistician of wido ropntation, clos s a b .ld -say, lliat he Las read aud discussed in ex. ry court of Ihirojirt, with these words: "IJ.iivt aud romanticism vain Ii from the World. With a drop of American blood must tin ! 1 nations of the routine:. t in- -ulato thera selv. . In the Kith century Am. rica iuivcd r.ur. e.eaii gold and silver milling, ehaugud tlie cnri. nts of the vtcrld's comiiiereo, eausod a revolution in values by a sudd ti :-.:id enormous iiier. aso of the precious lie tals, traus-forxn.-d the social couditious Kuropeau tiati' .ns and opened the w:ty to that fear: ul struggle of tho ui:ise- during tho evcMtonnth century, the tliirtv years war. M:-.y American competition in the nineteenth century !havo a happier influence. At all events it is tho tea tout ocoiioinii- fact of tha pre. -ut time." Says Mr. ilmildo Lavalaye, tho distinguisho4 Trench economist: ' America tends more and more to dlspenso With our goods, because, with bet ler education and more intelligent workmen and a more general use of muchlnery.sho manufactures as well and sometimes hotter than we. I coufeas that I cannot see American watches figuring iu tho -hop windows at lower prices than tha tieii'-va ones without becoming uneasy. Whon I re ivo a book from the United States, I can not holp admiring tho print, tho paper, and even the string around it. Tho growth of America, and tha advance of her industry are stup. fvlng. From a paper published in St. Petersburg we Rather the following: Dr. Young has calculated that every emigrate! coming to America is ennui to a cap ital of S0u; Dr. Kngel puts his worth at 1, Even taking tho former statement we find that during tho last ton vears the United ri iiiri uu suouirf'i iruui this source alona about a,0X),(HHl,(HlO. X).(HKl,(HiO. Since 1SV1 the popula tion f.f that country has doubled, w hile its pro d t. -lion of wlifflt niid corn h.-is increased five tinr s. Now, what are tho partimilar circum-st-iti which en:ible Americnim to drive away Kur. ;ean grain producers (as they are) from I'.n: jioan marketn' It would be .piito wrong ' to '.'tribute their i uccchs chieilv to tho natural quahties of tho country of the Yankees. I am of tin- opinion that the freo Amrri an citizon of a i re American country has done more for his own welfare than iiaturo has done for b. in. Tho Americans Wold their destinies in th -ir own hands: their j .iveriiinent costs tin tn very little; their noil-tillers can gt pl-'try of good land, and they have no stand in;: : rmy to coiimiiug their sul rlance. This is the picture that the country of the Yankees presents, and the F.uropcun countries aro on i '.a other hide of the l.n.-dal. Have we any luoatiH of defense? Kh dl we give ii j the business in which we can not c.iinploto? This is impossible, so far as i:i:s: i is concerne 1. Then shall we adopt tho American method of farminu, of transporta tion, education and so on? Iu other words. Bhal! Europe be Ajuerieaaizcil in order to with stand American competition ? Hut our life cannot be Americanized unhiss our govern ment is first Americanised." c vr ton and II In Iog--ItevIet Version. Life. Sir Isaac Newton, tho philosopher, has been engaged for twenty -seven years in the compo sition of a treatise upon the subject of Conic Sections. Ho possessed a little yellow dog named Towser.au eminently playful animal, to which he had been accustomed to allow tho freedom of his study. One morning the great philosopher went out to see a man leaving (for some unexplained reason) a lighted candle upon hi.s table, upon wliii (for some unexplained rcas .n) were all the ealculations for hie great work, which (for some unexplained reason) he had not duplicated and could not re produce. The dog frisking abo.;t upon the table (for some unexplained reason) upset the candle, and the precious manuscript was en tirely consumed without (for some unexplained reason) setting fire to anything else in the apartment Ureat was the philosopher's sur prise upon his return to discover the catastro phe. "D, dem it, dem it!" ho exclaimed re proachfully, "thou little knowest what mischief thou has done! True, I had just about come to the conclusion that I had j ut down a 1 for a 9 in the first calculation and that consequently, tho answer being about 3,4r,7,'Jo4,35H,l'i,0fW too large, the best thing I could do was to burn the darned thing up; nevertheless, it is hard for a boss philosopher to discover that a twopenny yellow dog knows more in a minute without intending it than he himself could find out in twentv-sevon years, ciphering eight hours a day! Tho great mau thereupon re visited the man he had gone out to see, and be ing .-struck by the facility with which apple jack went down, discovered the attraction of gravitation, by which all bodies are drawn to wards the eartn, Detore returning noma. The Air-Cure. New York Letter. I hear of a curious sanitary exp eriment about to be made in the building line. A company hns been organized for the p-u o:-:e of feeding eiek people on compressed air. If the projoc1 is carried out, a great sanitarium will bo pot np here capable of - entertaining a thousand pa tients and guests ; the rooms will bo made air tight, and every room will be connected by pipes with a reservoir of compressed air out in the bay. Now, the question is, how much ozoue tho patient needs or can stand. By turning a stopcock compressed air can be let on as it is required. By letting it run five minutes the invalid can breathe three atmos pheres, and fill the room and himself with oxygen. Great results are anticipated by tha projectors. The process introduced by Mr. D. C. Ilaskin for tunneling the Hudson river at this point has revealed the fact that men and animals confined for days, weeks, and months within the compressed-air chamber have thrived on it and become strong. A moderate pressure proves a tonic at once stimulating and heating. Hence it is srgned that air at various pressures, the amount t be regulated by physicians, mast prova efli :acious as a remedy for a good many dise -. -;es connected with the breathing apparatus. 1 do not vouch for tho result; 1 but tell you what others are talking of. Jay Goald's Illegible feittatur. New York fJun. Tho elerks in the oflico have agreed that Mr. Field's signature is Arabesque, while- Ir. Gould's is early English. Iu the former the pen is driven northeast, and then brought back in a awceping curve completes tho "C," The "yrns" is written in Very small letters. The "W" is normal, and is carried over to make a loop which stands for "F," while the '-field' is especially noteworthy. Gould's signature betrays yrcr.t rapidity and decision, but is almost illegible. It was first read "Jersey Lightnin' then asi "Jug Talk ing: ' then as "Jersey Gold." The signature is made without lifting the pen from the paper. Tee tail of tho "y"' at the end mf the "Jays is carriod to tho top of the "G," and the other lot-t'.:i-r; claarly spell "Gold," as only. a connecting litic stands for the "u." There "is a final twist to tho end of the signature that Kteius to be the result of practice mid serves as an ear mark to guide cashiers. 1'he line is carried down and theu np at an angle that seems to be like a fig ure "tr added to the "d." Ihe Iate9t Soeiety idioey. Buffalo Express. A new idiotic craze is thus described by a .-ojiety paper." "Can yon urat.- a cat?" is the latent social question, and you are immediately han:ed pencil and pajer arc reqv.osted to givs the host idea of a cat with ul Model or s,::i bl.itice. One lady I know has wh .t she cs!i? "a c it basket," where sjlie keeps all tha wild at tempts of her friends to draw a feliua It is asft'iisbint how few people rea'.iy know ului a cat looks like. Ask your yur friecd. it draw a cat aud sea the foai.y things U.av mak.j. ' a A Polite Fed-ller. "What d'ye leave that door wide open for?" exclaimed the gentleman in tlie office to the intruding peddler. "Oi thought, surr," was the quick reply, "that ye mo ght want to kick me (town sUirs, and Oi wanted to make it con vanient for ye, surr." Tho gentleman was so taken aback that ho bought two apples for 5 cents, passing off a bad quarter U e transac tion. A. Yankee's Job. An American has been over a.ul viewed the leaning tower of Pisa," advertises in a loed paper, after returning homo that he will coo tract to straighten the old tower and fix hor up as good as new for 000,CCMt. of DKS MOINKS 5 OMAHA ON' AI VDUNT Ol I II Immense Practice in WILL MAKP. IMS Saturday, May 19. 1883. and" Will humain om: day, AT WHERE HE CAN ME Ear & Eye, Ttoat & Lddis, Catarrh, Kidneys Bladder and Female Diseases as Well as All Chronic and Nervous Diseases. Has discovered the greatest tuie in the world for we..1 uutaiy discharges, impotency, fein ral debility, nri voni.. tiition of the heait, timidity, trembling, dimness ol siul.t throat, no.se or skin. aUeclloiis of ttie liver, lunu. utouia. arising Iroui holiia'y habits ot youth -and .enet piactiee -sougs ol Syieiis to the marines ul l lH.s1 I lllitniK then reiiueriug marriage impossible. Those thai are Kiilleriug lroia the e il practice, vtl.i'di system, causing NERVOUS DEC The symptoms of which are a dull' distressed mind, whirl, iuess ami social duties, makes l.a.).y inul'liHges impound, depression ot spirits, evil forebodings, cowardice, fears. . gelfiilnrs.i, unnatural discharge, pain Iu the back and h. easily of company and hae preference to be alone, ferlm tiring, seminal wcaki.es-. Ion manhood, white, bone depo eoufiieiou of thought, watery Mid weak eyes, dyhp.-psia, ness in the limbs, etc., should commit me immediately ate YOUNG Mi Who have beuon.e vietiins of sollttny vice, that dreadful weep, to an untinielv urave thooniindsi of young men ol who might otherw ise'eiitiaiics litei.ing senators w ith 1 1. to ecstacy lie living lyre, may call witn eonnuence. MARRIAGE. MaJiied percous or young men rotitemplating main.: of procrcative power, iiupotcnry i r any other dis'iualilie.. biiiisell under Ihe care ol l)r. l-isbblall may religiously c eoulldently rely upon his skill as a physician. ORGAN AL. WE Immediately cured and full igor restored. This dlsttes deu and niairiage impossible, is ti c p milty payed bj Voung men are apt to soiioi.il excesses from not being a may ensue. Now who that understand this subjert will them- falling lnlo improper habits than by the prudent, ures of healthy offsprings, the luo.st serioiiH :mi ilesln.i i aiiae. The system becomes deranged, the physical and live powei c. ut-i vous irntatbilH , ospe-ia. palilali . tlosal dbiiiiy. wasting of the frame, eouh coinnnnption A CURE WARi; I'erons ruined in health by un learned pretenders w 1. Taking poisonous and iujui iuus ciiiiipnuiids, should api'ls . DR. FISH BE graduated at one of 'he. lkost eutineiit colleges in the 1'i.i uiot uftoniFh i:g cures that were eer known. Many lie head when asleep, great nervotislic-s. be!e alarmed al . attended ometiineH wlili deiar.ceiiieiit of the mind. wei TAKE PARTICU A 1 Dr. K. addresses all those who have Injured tlieniselv habits which ruin both mind and bodv, unfitting them i'-,. These are some f the ul, ineloncl.oly tti-cts prodtced ! Weakness of the hack and limbs, paius in tuc head and ers. palpitation of the heart, dyspepsia, in rvous irrital 11 . . ; debility, consumption, etc. PRIVATE OFFICE, OVER CONSULTATION F1EF.K. Chiln'e- moderate ai.d orithhi Uadieal tleatmeut. llioiie who reside at a distance and tion through the mail by simply sending their symptom, A'!die:s Lock ISoX OmaJia, Neb. Kend postal for copy of the Medics! Alv:iii c. fst ro. -Aire mmmmmwm COHPLSTE Livery and Sale Stable. RIGS OF EVERtikcRIPTiQH DAY OR IIIGHT. EVEUYTIIIXO IS FIKST-CLASSTHE BEST TEAMS IN TliE CITY SINGLE AND DOUBLE CAlililAGES. r - TRA VELEliri WILL FIND COMPLELE 0VTFIT8 B T CALLING A T TUB VINE AND FOURTH STS. mm TJSII IS MANUFACTUKiU RACINE, WIS WE MAKE BYSBY VAKIHTY OP Farm, Freight arid Spring Wagons, A.nL5T confining ourselves strictly to one class of work; lr employing none but the i?-ZZt,L?lKS2 u,ln? BoUhj' bot-FlBST-CLA89 W.PUOVf.D MACU1NEUT and th? Vaiif BIST of SfiLKCTED TIMBER, and by a THOROUGH KNOWLEDGE ol the baemeVsTw ,ti Justly earned te repuUUon of making w bits "THE BEST WAGON Ostf WHEELG." Mantifsctttrers have abolished the warranty, but Ag-ecu mav oa their owa responsibility, stive the following warranty with each wagon. If to agreed: . " " Wo Hereby Warrant the Fisn BROS. WAGOK No. ..to be well made to every psrtU- aiar and or good material, and that the strength of the samo Is sufficient for all work with fair usage. Should any breakage occur witbin ona year from this date by reason of defective malarial or workmanship, repairs for the same will be famished at r,lr of t f.. .k. .71 rice of said repairs, as per arenfs price lUt, will be pall la cash by the purchaser prodeclng a ample of the broken or defective parts aa evidence. ... . , aowmg w eaa salt you, we solicit patronage from every taction of the TJalted Stataa. 4 Cor Prices and Tenae, and for a copy of TUK RACiE AGKICULa,UK18T. to mt' viix uuoiT fcuL, zractse, rry Tin: MEDKJALWSPENSARiS, Plat! : .mouth, Nebraska, NEX'I VISIT ON TIIK CON'M ' ! TEI ON THK lies- of the back and limbs, .invoj--, labour, confusion of Ideas, palpi or gi.ldlnesN. UUeases of the head, ..r bowels these terrible disorders. iiioi- fatal to the victim thau lbs lo-l i .I'Uent hopes or anticipations, itcxtioy their mental und pliyidcul 1LITY. iiufil iliem for perjurmlng their bu- . iliMiciMs the action of the heail . .on-. icKilrss nli;htH, dlzzluess, fr short breathing, melaucholy, lue as tired 111 the llioruitig Hi Vvlllru le .1 in I he uiiiic.iiri voukiiess.trL'iiiblluK .isti.a lion, paleness, pain and weak i be . stored lo perfect health. ON i d ib utrurtlve habit whisli Hliuually alte.t talent und brilliant Intellect i :iuii lei of their rloqueiiee or isakeii oev. ..re of physical wesknens. fvs Ii i . illly lelleved. lie who piactt i.nde iu aii hot. or as a gemlemau, aud KNESS all i lion, which renders life a bur i.ne Mctliu for improper ludulgeuc. ..ol i he dreadful consequences that !iy tnal piocreatlou Is lost sooner by .-sides being deurlvsd ol the pleas- s ii.ptoms of both mind aud bod) i.t.il eowrr weaken. I .oil prunes l li e beail. iudif tion, lortilltu Mill oeath. MTED. ; -ej.-. t hem trilling intdith after moid h .liim .iiately. vTT, I k' d'-s. has eflected some of the icil with niigimr In the ears aud lain -oiiiids, wuh irequsut blusli!ni(s. ired immediately. i NOTICE. by iuiproier Indulgence aud solitary i.iisinrss, study, soeiety or manias?-, y tin: eurly habits of youth, vtt : :.tres- of siKtit, loss of muscular pow '. detaiigeiiient ol digestive funrlioii., OT.I Ml A KAT'L BANK. ,:f ii :-..li of all who need S.leMlH iniot call will iceieve proiupt alteo- ;:h j .i.itago. Julyltf. PLATTSMOUTII N Eh Ed FISHBLATT -F , - j J' WC r