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A BRAZEN DEADHEAD.
An KiirlUlimaii Sn un .I a ltx In tti
ThraU-r hut liil Nut Scr tlm Show.
Soon after the doors opened a gixnl
looking young follow in evening drcsi
came np to me as I was standing in the
lobby nnd asked 1110 what box had been
reserved for him. I said I did not know
him who was he? Ho said ho had mot
the manager of the theater that after
noon, und he had been told to como to
the theater und his uamo would be left
for a box.
Unfortunately he entered too much
into details. Ho told me that his name
was Leslie, and ho was a loader wrilei
and subeditor of The Morning Wire. As
I knew my manager was rather in i.ie
habit of giving these somewhat vague
invitations to the theater, I thought it
better to err on tho side of politeness, so
1 gave Mr. Leslie tho tioket for tho box.
und ho thanked me and Baid he would
go to a neighboring restaurant whore
his friends were dining and bring them
on to tho theater.
As the principal pieco was commenc
ing I saw Mr. Leslie enter tho theater
and go to his box accompanied by a
well dressed party two ladies and a
gentleman. I thought nothing more ot
this, but about 10 o'clock who should
come into my room but tho son of the
proprietor of Tho Morning Wire on his
way from tho office. Of an evening be
sometimes used to drop into my room
and have a chat with 1110. Whilo talk
ing with him I suddenly thought of Mr.
Leslio up in a box, so I asked my frieud
if ho knew tho loader writer and subed
itor. I was rather astonished when 1
heard thero was no such namo on Tho
Morning Wire, but to make assurance
doubly suro 1 took my friend iuto the
theater and pointed Mr. Leslio out to
him. All knowledge of Mr. Leslio was
denied, und my friend wanted to give
tho impostor in chargo at onco, but 1
asked him to be quiet and sit still in my
room whilo I sent a note up to Mr. Los-
lie, asking him to como and have a cig
arette.
After tho curtain was down Mr. Leslie
walked in as bold as brass, lighted a
cigarette, and prepared for a chat; my
friend I could seo was being consumed
by inward temper, but luckily hold his
tongue. Alter some general conversa
tion 1 asked him how the proprietor of
Tho Morning Wire was, and after other
questions I asked him if he kuow his son
(my inend sitting turning in an arm
chair). "Oh, yes," said Mr. Leslie; "great pal
of mine; often dine with him; only loft
hun about an hour ago.
"You bar! you swindlerl" shouted my
friend, unablo to resist tho temptation.
Ho could keep quiet no longer; he flew
into the most violent temper, calling Mr,
Leslio every namo lie could lay his
tongue to, and wanting to givo him in
chargo at once, lo see Leslio cower
down, beg, pray, offer every apology,
was indeed a sad sight.
After wo had kept him in agony some
timo 1 gave directions that ho should not
be allowed to rotum to his box, but po
litely and firmly shown out of tho theater.
It seemed that he was the son of a doc
tor in very fair practice in the south of
London, and he confessed that ho had
been successful at several theaters, but
after tho shock we gave him I do rot
think it at all likely he ever tried again to
got a box "on the cheap." Interview in
London Tit-Btts.
Japanese Doctors.
A Japanese doctor never dreams of
asking a poor patient for a fee. There
is a proverb among tho medical frater
nity of Japan, "When tho twin enemies,
poverty and disease, invade a homo, then
ho who takes aught from that home,
even though it be given him, is a rob
ber." "Often," said Dr. Matsumoto, "a doc
tor will not only give hia timo and his
medicines freely to the sufferer, but ho
will also givo him money to tide over his
diro necessities. Every physician has his
own dispensary, and thero are very few
apothecary shops in tho empire.
"When a rich man calls in a physi
cian ho does not expect to bo presented
with a bill for medical services. In
fact, no such thing as a doctor's bill is
known in Japan, although nearly all tho
other modern practices are in voguo
there. Tho doctor never asks for hia
fee.
"Tho strict honesty of the people
makes this unnecessary. When ho is
through with a patient a present is
made to him of whatever sum tho pa
tient or his friends may deem to be just
compensation. Tho doctor is supposed
to smilo, tako tho foe, bow and thank his
patron." San Francisco Chronicle.
M Milken Identity.
A man who had evidently arrived by
the train walked into a boarding house
in a Texas town and asked:
"Is Mr. Day in?"
"What Day, sub?" linked tho porter.
"What do 1 know about him? Do 1
look like a detective? If Mr. Day isn't
in, tell air. Week to step out here.
"What week do you refer to, eah?"
"Oh, last week or week before Christ
mas! Do you tako me for an almanac?
Who runs this shebang, anyhow?"
"Do Widow Flapjack, sail."
"Well, then, you tell her to takedown
her sign. 1 read on tho sign out there
'Boarding by Day or Week,' and now it
seems that both of 'em lit out. That
sign is put up thero to deceive tho trav
eling public. I don't believo thero are
any such people living," and be picked
up his gripsack and swung himself on
board of a street car. Texas Sittings.
I.ltenituro Didn't Start Ttit-m.
Eastern Man Yes, sir, it's a shame
tho way this sensational juvenile litera
ture is turning tho heads of boys und
sending them west to fight Indians.
Western Man Did you ever meet any
Indian fighters?
"No. Why?"
"Nothing. Only most of them can't
read." Good News.
Baron Arthur Rothschild, a nephow of
tho head of tho great financial house, ia
serving his twelve months in the French
srmy ns a private soldier.
CO-OPERATIVE YACHTING.
An rngllRh Method ft f mining Without
Itiivluc mi Kin'iilv ItoikU
It is Wvoming more and more opti1,tr
everyye.tr in England foi stcam-'rs to
go out with passengers bound on a regu
lar yacht nig cruise. In summer they go
cruising up among the fiords of Norway
and visit iho North cie. In winter
they go to the Mediteranean or the West
Indies. A lot of jieople on pleasure bent
engage passage and have all tho pleasure
of a cruise on a steam yacht without the
trouble and expense of owning one.
Kichnrd J. Goodwin, a retired mer
chant of this city, who has made a trip
on one of these vessels to tho North cape,
said in conversation with a reporter re
cently: "1 was delighted with my ex
perience, and don't know of a bettor way
to spend an outing. Captain H. D. Lun
haiu was the pioneer in this service. Ho
commanded the British steamer Ceylon,
and ran her with great success on various
pleasure cruises to Norway, the Baltic
and the Mediterranean. He then pur
chased tho steamer Victoria. Sho is a
beautiful vessel of over 1,800 tons and
fitted up like the most luxurious of pri
vate yachts. Her saloons are paneled
in different colored marbles, and sho is
lighted with electrio lights. In fact
nothing could exceed tho loauty and
elegance of tho Victoria's fittings. I was
so much pleased with her when I went
on board to inspect her that 1 engaged
passage at once.
"There were sixty-fight passengers on
board when we left tho Tilbury docks,
below London, for our twenty-five days'
cruise to Norwegian fiords and tho Capo
of tho Midnight Sun. Nearly all of tho
passengers wero English, but we had
throe or four from Brooklyn nnd New
York. We left the Thames on June 27,
und at 0 o'clock that night had cleared
tho Nore and stood out into tho North
sofv. Tho wind and sea increased anil
shook us up somewhat, and tho next day
it blew almost a galo. Most of tho pas
sengers put in an appearance at the
breakfast table, however. As tho day
wore on tho sea and wind continued to
increase, and many of tho passengers
sought the seclusion which their state
rooms granted. By noon of Juno 21) wo
ran into smooth water again and wero
able to muko an acquaintance with each
other. A pleasant party it proved to le.
"We reached the Norwegian coast that
day at tho littlo village of Scudesnaes, a
quaint old Norwegian place, whoro a
government officer came on board and
remained with us for tho rest of tho
cruise, which was through sheltered
passages up tho coast. After leaving
Scudesnaes wo entered tho Fiord Har
danger, and by 0 o'clock tho next morn
ing anchored in tho charming bay of
Oddo, surrounded with snow capped
hills. We remained here thirty-six hours,
our steam launch making frequent trips
to the shore, so we had a chance thor
oughly to inspect tho town.
" From Odde we ran np through a long
lino of fiords, seeing on every hand the
grand Norwegian scenery, until we fin
ally arrived at the North caite, and from
its stern heights beheld the midnight
sun. It was a trip I never can forget,
and one of the most satisfactory in every
respect which 1 over made. It was not
an expensive trip either. In fact, I re
gard such a trip as the perfection of eco
nomical enjoyment.
"The expense of such a trip aalhavede-
Bcribed is about ten dollars a day, which
cannot be considered largo considering
tho accommodations offered and tho lux
ury in which one travels." New York
Tribune.
She Found II Im Out.
A couple of Erin's sons were taking
their noonday rest on Court street Fri
day, and I heard one of them ask his
companion:
"How is it, Mike, that yez don't spend
the money that yez used t' '"
Mike ejected about a quart of tobacco
juice from between his lips und replied:
"Well, Denny, I'll tell yez. Ya sees,
I get me sixteen dollars ivory week, an 1
used to tell the old lady that I was only
gettin tin dollars. I usty put tin dollars
111 wan pocket for tho old Iaiy nn tlio
other six in mo other pocket for meself,
d'y' see? Well, about threo weeks ago,
sure, 1 forgot to separata tho money, an
when 1 got home I handed tho old lady
tho whole sixteen dollars. A little whoilo
after sho sez t' mo:
" 'How much did yez make this week.
Moiker
" 'Tin dollars,' sez Oi.
" 'Th' six dollars,' bcz she.
"An thin it kern t' mo all in a minute,
an I sez: 'Oh, he must ha' mod a mistake
an given me somo wan else's money.
Givo it here 't 1110 an 11 tek it back t'
him agin.' But tho divil a penny would
sho gi:nmo, an tho very next day sho
kim down t' seo th' boss. Of course- sho
found out that I was mukin me sixteen
dollars a week, an now 1 have to give
her ivory cent."
And then the boss came along and or
dered them to go to work before Denny
had a chance to convey his sympathy.
Brooklyn Citizen.
Alihrcvlatlom In Letter.
Emerson said that "in a letter any ex
pressions may bo abbreviated rather
than those of respect and kindness;
never write 'Yours aff'ly.' " But, bo it
said with all respect, this smacks of ped
antry. The close of a letter is inero for
mula, and ia precisely that part which,
in writing to a friend, may without risk
of misunderstanding bo cut short or dis
joined with. But no haste or degree of
familiarity excuses careless expressions
in the letter itself. Written words stand
by themselves; tho tone of tho voice uid
ttie glance of tho eye, which often con
vey more than half tho meaning, are not
thero as ftxitnotes; many and many an
unintentional sting has beeu planted by
h clumsy phrase or halting expression.
Tho same principlo holds good in con
versation. Blackwood's Magazine.
lie WmitpiHtu Keep Sunday.
Mrs. Gazzam (as sho came in
from
church) Sometimes it is very hard work
to listen to Dr. Thirdly' sermons.
Gazzam That's the reason 1 don't gi
10 ctiurcii. 1 Hon t lieheveiii working U
Sunday. -Harners Bazar. 1
Troud of too Climate.
Cousin John and hia wife wore visit
ing relatives in tho west. It was their
first trip to ih.it part of the country, and
they listened respectfully and admiring
ly to tho descriptions of tho climate
given by their western host.
"There's nothing like it in tho world.
Why, we have days and weeks here
without any moisture at night We sit
right out on our lawn until 10 o'clock
and never think of taking cold. We
don't have fog in tho morning the way
you do back in New England, either.
Clear, bracing air and dry for an hour
In-fore sunrise. And then people talk
alnuit tho wind in some parts of the
west I never saw any wind to com
pare with tho east wind on Boston Com
mon, luo ncauty of tins climate,
though, is its dry, cool, bracing atmos
phere. It beats tho world. Yes, sir,
this is tho paradise for pooplo suffering
from lung or throat trouble."
The next morning the visitors awoke
and looked out of their window. A fog,
or something very much liko a fog, such
as they wero familiar with "down east,"
held possession of tho country, and they
could see nothing of the scenery.
They went down to breakfast, and the
host apologized for tho weather; it was
the first fog ho had seen for two years,
he assured them, and it would lift in an
hour or two.
Sure enough, it did lift, and before
night it was blowing a galo. Tho sever
est wind that the "oldest inhabitant"
could recollect set in and lasted three
days. Several houses wero unroofed and
considerable damago wus dotio to grow
ing crops.
During the visitors' stay several very
severe rainstorms occurred. Only one
or two evenings wero dry enough to vor
init sitting "on the lawu." C-iisin
John was iilllicted nearly the whole
time with a hacking cough, nnd lis wife
caught cold in tho head from siting on
tho veranda ufter sunset
Tho host was disgusted. 'Catch iue
bragging again about tho dimatol It's
as dangerous as trying t have a child
'show off.' It's suro to A) just what you
don't want it to. Afte- this 1 don't say
anything about our veathorl" Youth's
Companion.
Self Iohm'hiU'iI.
Two ladies aid an invalid boy who
was carried oi a stretcher wero tho
last passenger on tho gang plank of a
river steamer. Tho boy and one of tho
ladies wer successfully embarked, tmil
tho other lady was crossing the plank,
which was loose and partially drawn in,
when it tipped and plunged her into the
river. Several young men on tho boat
uiwtily removed their coats and wero
just ready to leup into tho water, when
she came np smiling, holding fast to her
bag nnd umbrella.
"Now don't any 0110 jump in after
mo," sho called to the excited passen
gers; "I'm all right, and will float until
my clothes become soaked with wator.
Just throw 1110 a rojie. There's no ne
cessity for any 0110 else to get wet."
Tho roiM) was thrown to her and she
grasped it with one hand and was drawn
to tho side of tho steamer, when she
said:
"Now somo one lio flat on the deck
and reach down and take my bug and
umbrella, and then help me out"
A young man followed her instruc
tions nnd sho was soon standing safe on
the deck.
Requesting a porter to tako her trunk
immediately to a stateroom, sho retired,
and in a few minutes returned dry clad
and cheerful to receive tho congratula
tions of her follow passengers, and to re
liove tho alarm of her lady friend, who
had promptly fainted at sight of the ac
cident. Washington Republic.
Pnlly't Command to Her Father.
The following extract from "Madame
Knight's Journal," written in 172,"),
shows that children wero much tliosaim
at that timo as they nro now:
Thursday, about 3 in the afterrioti,
1 set forward with neighbor l'oll a
girl alwut eighteen years, who ho? f-v
ther said ho had Ir-ch to fetch out 4 the
Narragansotts, and said they hat.' rode
thirty miles that day on a sol)' lean
horso with only a Bagg under ufr for a
pillion, which tho poor Girl oftn com-
plained or. . jFound. rer of Hie Society of Loycl
About 7 that evening we came to.. ru. Tlll, , j ,,, ,lf tV,
Now London Ft-rrv. Here. b reason of)
I..Mii.n .M
a very high wind, wo mettith grea
difficulty in getting over. .
The boat tost exceeding', and oir
Horses cappered at ft ve Surpiisiig
rate, and set us all in a f rit especially
poor Polly, who desiredr father to
say "So Jack" to the hoi0 t" nko liiin
stand.
But the careless p;. taking no
uotico of her repeated Wu 1or'J
out in a Passionate mier, 'Tray, Suth.
father, Are you diV Say 'So Jack'
to the horso 1 toll yJ-"
Tho Dutiful I'K-'nt obeyed saying
So Jack, So Jack' gravely 11s if ho
had bin saving (.mtchiso after young
Miss, who with lr fright look't all the
Colours of yo Ki.nbow.
WorUfK f'" a Wl.
An infinito a mniit of trouble has a
youth of tho pilippines erf hois allowed
to tako a wif to his bosm. After tho
parents on bh sides h.vecomo to terms
tho young gutleinan has to work for his
intended fidier-in-lawor a certain time,
very of ten or four yoiis.and sometimes
longer, taring misiimo no must minu
his p's am 's- for i; 1,0 anything
his ps am . or
wrong h I '"-''''
fioquentliiicru
practice disiuU
mstainy uiscann-u. cry
cruiukiiis fathers make a
iuiing their daughters'
young 11 a on thi merest pretense, thus
enrii hu: theinsjlves by their gratuitous
labor.-Sau l'Yntisco Examiner.
What MitkM llrtlr Curly.
Tl diffenmco between straight and
cmf '"'ir 'l! very apparent on a micro
Btyfl'cal examination.
i nair is a lumow tuiie, an-i a straight
bir is 1
ir is
fr is a-i round as a rood, whilo a curly
always flattened on both sides
'ml carls toward 0110 of the flat sides,
liuver toward the edge. It a curious
and littlo known fact that the hair of
women is coarser than that of men, tu
won as
thicker on the scalp. National
Barber,
A NaMorai Event.
The holding of the World's Fair
in a city scarcely tifty years old
will lie a remarkable event, hut
whether it will really helielit this
nation ns much iin 1 lit- discovery of
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now-withstanding careful attention
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only three times anil the sore was
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tlm nnndsotf t or trm tyrlowt.
The three irat gjotips of suh-
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(lusst'il I'V lll.'om -si wiucrs;
rililit:'-iiJefts growm out of
he tftesidcyuil cninpaigne.
II- Financial disturbance
here and yroal.
lit, eolop;icai unrest-
with nil f'' social iiestioiis sug
gested b'these groups of gn at top
ICS.
There, other way whereby
one in;g'ct the ripest information
about I"' Kreat problems of the
time yihiti so narrow a compass
or foir" small a sum shart studies
of jitat subjects by more than htm
dreM 'he foremost men and worn
ciio the world; because there ia
onK fin American periodical for
wlich all the great b ailers of opin
i(and of thought write, and that
it 1 in; I'liKi M.
The Heccml'or number for exam-
le contains: Ilegredation liv J'en-
,on i lie 1 roicsi 01 j.ovai Mutin
eers, by lieutenant Allen K. r.oote
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Democratic Vic'ory in Massachu
setts, by flow Win. V.. h'ussell;
I'rench feeling toward Germany;
AnotSor Conflict about Ilsaec- l.o
raine lnc.itabh by t'annnille I'd
letati, member of tlie French Cham
ber of Deputies; Should tne Silver
Law of iv.Kf be repealed? by Jacob
II. Scbilf one of the most successful
ami in New York; In Modern Edu
cation a Failure? by Fredrick Har
rison, the jjreat English essayists
I'lircgiilated Competition self-destructive,
by Ablate F. Walker,
Chairman of the Western Traffic
Association: Women's Clubs, the
Yoluinc and the Valud of their
Work.bv Alice 11. Kbine; A Da
Day
Wil-
With Lord Tennison, by Sir
liam Arnold. And five, other arti
cles. D There are now in progress discus
sions of our yension system; Prison
Management; The 'Training- of
Tcoeheis; The Loiiisiaiuia Lottery
The next Step in the Tariff Agita
tion; Are Modern Educational Mat
ters a failure?
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