v rb Crasy Ball. tt rUr have a new eaten- fenny Smc on tlicir truilm tint u 4 uite an aiNinir thing fur ull as well as young folIisSiii-y cull it tb "crazy ball," nnd it is wt-Nriaineil. For tin cents you can buy oueSti tins tbins auJ see tku laws of TalJsH'101 looks like an ordinary wooden tliHvjtboiit the size of a tennis ball, bat von cWt roll it in a straight line to save you. 01 coin? the Mi-ret of the things nni-er action lie in the fact thut it is loaded on ou si'e. This wakes eve ry move nit of the ball acentric. Jt will roll hill of its own acconl, and it ivill re fuse to mil down hill. If you try to roll It from you it will erhnps start out all riTht. nml linn turn nrotmd ami roll bnvt, or timybe it will go off sMewiso and ilesinlw n woliMy cirilo around jron. A'.l it iiioveitu tils are jerky mid spasmodic. (Jive tt to a kitten to play Will) and the chances are that tlm kitten will K' "wil. while a baby will cry with Vexation over its eccentricities. A j;rowti person who is not up in rpherical eoin try will unsure you that it is wonderful. It U not. It. is only come Miarp fellow's way of Knt hi rinj; in Ihn iliiix s, Kever-thelet-s, ere luiifr the city will he flooded Willi Hums "cra.-.y balls." Kew York Herald. An A Hint's Munition. Blr rredeiick Lri.'htoii, Dart., P. R. A., Is at juoent enjoying himself in tlm bi'Mitiful town of IVrn.i.-i, tlio air of whirli is most invigorating. Electric lijjht is li ni; laid It) the president's lioiw, in Holland I'ar't road. The qilt-n-(lid eastern hail, paved with tiles from Da:na-cus, wiili the fountains and couches tif exipiiiti) workmanship, will tiow bo lit by the electric liht. So will the drawing room, with iu lino Kpeci mens of Co rot's paintings representing the season., and the handsomo flining room. The lare studio, with its price less trcuKuii's, will bo properly illuiui nated. The fountain nt one tiir.o had no rail ing. One evening after one of Sir Fred erick Leiyhioii's epicurean feasts, tho liall not iM-itijf sufliciently lit, several of the academicians stcpix-d Into the foun tain and Kt thoroughly wet; a popular ruintcr had to borrow a pair of the president's trousers, much to tho nintiso-im-ntofhis brethren of tho brush, 111 the Karinents did not (it him; but the tronx electric light will put an end to any more of these unuouifurtaUo aJ ven tures. London Star. A Hunt Ktn mi In Simla. A curious phenomenon occurred in fiimla recently on two successive nights. This was nothing less than a dust storm lu tho midst of u downpour of rain, or rather, to Hpcak morn correctly, n shower f Intnl. A column of dust seems to have been carried np into tho higher at mosphere from the plains nnd to have been caught nnd forced down by the heavy rain. Iu the morning, as u result, all the plants and flowers iu Simla were found to have received a thick coating of mud. There could be no doubt thut the mud had lieen rained down, for it wun freely sprinkled on plants away from the hillside nnd nt a great height from the ground. Moreover a deposit of mnd was found In the rain gauges in various parts of the station. It is a common thing to see the atmosphere In the hills din ing the hot season thick with dust from the plains, carried aloft by a strong wind. Uut the conjunction of fain and dnst Is nn accident of which, It is stated, there is no previous record. Exchuugo. Tlm Rmiillmt Knnho. J. C. Couch, who lives a milo south of Fox PostomVe, has brought us what is probably tlm smallest 6:iako ever cap tured in R.iy county. It was caught about two weeks ago by his stepson, Theodore Jackson, nnd Is of the black anako species. It is only three inches in length, and nt the thickest p.-irt of its body is only three-sixteenths of an inoli In cirenmferpuee. It i it perfectly form ed reptile, but with an extr.i largo head. Jlr. Jackson accidentally killod it by rpilling ii few drops of petroleum on it. This snakd could not teach school or plow corn lilto aom of his kinsni'.-n found in Colonel Jim Deuton's lu-.l.ghbi.-r-Lood, but Jlr. Jackson is just as proud of his lind us the colonel ever was over any of his discoveries. Richmond (Io.) Conservator. A Clill.l Killed by a N-. I Whi!e "playing funeral" In Kiotn. Kan., Johnny Denner. ngi-d six, met a atrangi fate. Ho and his eight-year-old ister had dug a hole and Johnny sat in It. When shu had covered him with arth tip to the neck, an old sow drove ler off and then attacked tho little boy. fieveral times the animal sunk her teeth in the lad's head, and when friends cam to his rescue they found him dead. Ex change. HENNETT & TUTT Have all kinds of dried fruits, Apple butter, home made Sorghum molasses, pearl and Snow Hake hominy, Crystal rice, canned fruita and vegetables. - Canned meats nnd lish, everything else kept by n first class grocery. Seriously Hurt The tad intelligence has been -conveyed to this office that David T i-unn tt f n vttn llvMii ti.iti l.'l . nvii aa auatwa ii 111 uvm jku wood, was ecrioii3ly injured yester day, by the fall of n horse upon him. We have been unable to learn the exact extent of his it: juries, but it is certain his lower limbs have been crushed nnd he is probably internally injured. A telegram in the Ilee this morn ing from Hasting, states that the actor Mclwiery, u notice of whose arrest was given in yesterday's Herald, was lined $10, where-upou Wesson, the innu whom McKncry propoaed to kill, walked up squared the occouut, kissed hia would be antagonist uud the "Fireman's Ward" theatre troupe went on its way rejoicing. Mr. and Mrs. A. 11. Knotta depart t'jla evenlig for Wepin Water w.iere tlicy will spend Thanks giving: with friends. THE IItKALl will not be i-mird to-morrow, art the entire force from quill -pui-her down to the devil, will take a holiday. We con fess, we are presuming coniderably non the vitality of our renders to nseumMhat they can prot-pt-r one day withihvlthe regular visit ofTlIti llEKALP, htuHrnctinir to the pro lectin enre ofprovidence and invoking the aid of fhv fat turkey we tdiall try the experiment TitR iMHterit people will no lonjsr claim that the weft m the home of Cyclone and tornadocH, but will admit that they have come to stay with them. WHILE Omaha was unsuccessful In getting-the republican national CO iveiition, net for Tuesday, June 7, IS)!, at Minneapolis, Minn., flic is wili ng to reeogni.e the fact that th j choice was well made. Oysters, Celery, Cranberries, Mi ii re Meat. Sweet Cider, Nuts. Figs. Raisins, and innny other nice things for voiir Thanksgiving dinner can be had at 1SE.NNETT & TUTT'd. Some of the most startling, in tending discoveries of the 1 i ft? and customs of Inn i-d Kgypt are now being made through i-xli-nsivcexca-valiious. These discoveries are exciting n great interest. Many discoveries are, however, being made in our country that are re markable, among which we may mention that of Mailer's l'aiu l'ara lyzcr which effects entire relief, and in many cases a complete cure of that terrible disease rheumatism, and which also relieves pain of all kinds, For sale by all druggists. THE FLAG CF DISTRESS. Over the ()rran f llelng. Till the wind tails. Flint nn their vrntiirtiiM voyage hx-ol the while Huilsl Cut from tlm Hliim that have foundered, ljilxirlntf kIow, Iliinlly Hhn-iiHt of the billon. Tint ruiikih rufts tin. Tln-renn tlie strauded from shipwreck I'ulnftilly lie, Lciul HMnm the water around them llriuen the sky. Cruel th- nhlps thnt ta snfety bli-aiirustly flM'rd, Cruili-st hou'.h thai aboard them liei k not uur luc-d. Kftj l for arrow the wan water Nn iippcul fuilnt Kayl fur the t in lost flRnala Htay the white nallal Borne from the ship v-V. come speeding Kauer to save, Delnt in nne glory of living, Hi 1th luonc gravo. But If tho bearers of succor Kind not the truck? If to the hull of the helpers Nothing come back? VTmt If the wash of the waters Drown the heart throb? If the wild ninth In thuir courses fcitlile the sob? Say. shntl the true hearts of comrades Vainly liebtirred? Thou who so sorrowpRt, answer? bumo ouo has heard 1 L. M. Little In Academy. The Sarreil Hook of Ceylon. Tliero are three books regarded ns sa cred by Duddhista of Ceylon. The first, called tho Malmvanso, is tho most highly venerated. It has been very carefully handed down from feneration to genera tion, the most ancient copies not vary ing in tho least from those of modern date. The Jlahavanso contains "Tho Doctrine, Race iindLinenpreof Buddha,' besides tho authentic unnali of Ceylon cso Cuddhif in. Next to tho Mahavnnso. in point of veneration is tho "Learned Friest'a" his tory of Buddha, called tho llaiaratna- cari. This book also contains extracM from other antique works, besides ft record of tho erection of the various temples nnd shrines of tho Island and .1 history of the l;iii23 from tho year Gil) B. C. The third of tho Ceyloncse sacred books is called tho IlajavaU or "Light Giver;" it is 6imply a modem supple ment of tho other two nnd brings the records down to date. Tho main por tion is given up to recording events in Ceyloneso history since the advent of tho the Dutch, especiul attention being given to that portion of the work which tells of the expulsion of tho Portuguese. SL Louis Republic. Silk Weaving by El ctrlclty. An interesting trial has beer made In Germany with silk weavers' looms worked by electricity. By a cable of 100 feet in length, a one ho;. power electric ihnnt motor, with 10O' is and four amperes, was put in mo ion, and the transmission for the weave;' looms was restricted by a communicator to eventy-two revolutions. Two wearer looms were put in motion, tho result be ing that the working by electricity was mora satisfactory than that by means of caloric engines or gas motors, and the swinging mas-we, otherwise necessary for tho working on a small scale, can bo dispensed with. The Oerman paper thick the results named show that house industry conld easily be made to flourish oytho transmission of electrio power, and this all the more as electricity can be transmitted equally well under any temperature. Now York Telegram. The revival of the popularity of brass work has created a new industry nutLset thousands of men at work makinv bean- ; tiful brass gods for domestic ntensili, j fancy good and ornamental work. I " Ami Tfcle la It was antnmn. He waa a Boston book aent The front door bell rang. The kitchen girl answered the peal "Good morning, ma'am." "11 u:aph!" "Is the lady of tho house iuT "She is." "Can 1 see herr "Yon can." Both stand In motionless ailenoa e pectuntly. "You said I conld f tho lady of tho house;" "I di 1." "Well, why don't I ace tho lady of tho house then?" "Yon see her." Girl looks down frigidly. A'ent looks up paralyzed. "Then I would like to see tho person- agiNho owns too property. "Anun." "Then Iwnt to see the man, woman or child. ladyBiintleman, dowager, old maid, bachelor or IiHjr at law who rents this property from thelxtnos owner." "Oh. yon want to see tneNoman that assists me with the work! WTscdidn't you nay no la the first place? This-vnJ-gar carelessness of tho use of tho word 'lady' is very aggravating. "Yes. I expect so is bho in?" "No." "When will sho bo in?" "Won't bo in." "Why not? Where is she?" "1 gave her n week's vacation to spend with her husband at Marblehead, so's nlie conld rest up ready for the fall house cleaning. You didn't think 1 was going to do ic all myself, did you?" Boston (Jlubo. Ills One Foolish Art. The young woman had secured per mission to Kpeak to tho good looking young c vict. It was just a feminine fancy a desire to learn something of his story. "Yon don't look ike a criminal," she said abruptly. Ho smiled at tho rather uncertain com pliment. "I never did but ono crimiual thing in my life," he said. "Only one?" she said, in rather a dis appointed t'jne. She had expected to Cud a man steeped in crime. "Why, your sentence is for ten years, isn't it?" " Yes, miss. 1 got it for thut ouo crim inal act." "What was tho cause of that one?" she Inquired curiously. 'Just a whim, miss n youthful whim," ho replied rather bitterly. "I thought it manly to carry a revolver." "And you were attacked some night?" she asked quickly. "And you" He shook his head. "And you're hero just for that?" sho said. "Like others, just for that," h? retnmed quietly. "I quarreled with a friend, lost my temper, and I'm here, miss. That's all." He suddenly turned awny and went back to his work. Cincinnati Commer cial Gazette. Dow Cocnanuts Are llarrested. Tho busy season on a cocoanut planta tion is when the nuts ripen, winch they R-em to do ull nt once, and every hand is engaged iu gathering and conveying them wit), carts to the drying ground, which is always in close proximity to the bungalow, bo as to be as much ai passible under the eye of the manager. Here they are split in half, longitudi nally, with an as a feat which is dexter ously performed with ore blow by tim man appointed for this duty ond then spread out to dry, The intense heat of tho sun rapidly shrivels the kernel, which curls up into a ball the size of your fist and detaches itself from tho hcll. This is now what is called "copra," and is shipped to the nearest point of landing in sacks, where it is either trans ported in bulk to Europe or more gen erally made into oil, the refuse oil cako or "poonak" being sold locally for feed for cattle. Frank Leslie's Monthly. II ow They Learned to Muke Tcrfumrs What the French know about per fuino malting is not all tho result of their own experience. The traditionary history of tho nrt is that tho Hebrews imparted the little they know to their captors, the Egyptians, who in turn gavo their formulas to the Greeks and Romans. The Moors then took n hand nt improving these crude efforts, and when they invaded Europe left their art in Spain, whenco it soon reached Franco. There it found its home and resting place, nnd today no nation can compete with Franco in tho science nnd art cf perfumo making. New York Evening Sun. The Swamp Angel. The Swamp Angel was an 8 inch, COO pounder Parrott rifled gun, mounted by the Federal troops in a morass on Mor;js island, Charleston hnrbor, in 1SC3. Oa Aug. S3 and 23 the city of Charleston, five and a half miles distant, was shelled, tho gun bursting at tho thirty sixth shot. After tho war the Swamp Angel was sold for old metal and con veyed to Trenton, but having been identified, it was set np on a granite ped estal at tho corner of Perry and Clin ton street in that city. Detroit Free Press. For Ilonest Man's Rlgtata, , That is a rather fine point of law which holds that a man with burglar's tools on Lis person, who goes np the steps of a a dwelling houso where he has no law ful business, has made an attempt to commit burglary, but it is good law for the protection of tho community. Tho steps of a dwelling are private property, and ono who trespasses upon them with unlawful purpose has coinmitod an un lawful deed. Philadelphia Ledger. An Unusual Position. Photographer If yon'll hold your chin a little higher, air, I can tako a better picture. Mr. Hen peck Hold my chin hlghorf Why, man alive, I've beeu marriad twenty year! Texas 8if 4pga, TO CLOSE B CYERS CAJST OVERCOATS ffi SUITS, FOR DvCEtsT -A-lsTD BO"STS I-OR LESS MONEY THAN EVER HEARD OF BEFORE Furnishing Goodr, Hats, Caps, Trunks, etc. It "Who will show you licttcr makes, quality and for less buy west ot ('hicuco. A CHILD CAN I5U1' AS CHEAP AS TOE ZZac C 1137- Cno IPrlce, OPERA HOUSE CORNER, PLACES OF WORSHIP. CATHOLIC.-Pt. t'tuil's Climcli. flh. tx-twppi, Kin It mid Mxtli. FHllirr aniy, I'usinr H-TVirei : A-isHt ' "lid 10 :.K A. st. bun tiny Hcliuol tx 2 ::tu. wl'li tH-ueiiii'tiui.. Ciihistian. ner L.iruHt and Flj-lilh 8K KM vlces iimriiind nml mi-hIhr. hld. r J. K. Heed, pastor, huiulay rit-limil 10 a. m. ErisroPAi. St Luke's tliiirch, romrr Third nnd Vliif. ltev II It. Huruvrs. imi-tur. ht-r-Tices : II A. M. U7 ;30r. M. t-uiiUay McIuhiI nt i:3ur. M. 0.FHMAN MfTiiowsT Drner Sixth ft snd lirmiltf. Ilee. lllrt. t'ai-tor. hi ivrt-s : II A.M. Slid 7 :30 1-. M. f iiiiohj- Kchuol 10 :30 A M. Phkhhytfhiax. 'itvIi-ps In itw cln'ii-li. pur ler Mxtli iiimI (iriniili- si. lli-v. J . T. I nir 1, lxtur. himdiii -sc1 1 id at 9 ;S0 ; l'leai-hliiy st II a. in.H-.iil S p 111, 1h. Ii. h. ('. K f rtiiirrh m-etsfveiy Faliliatli I'Veuli'i' lit 7 :I5 In 1 lit- 1 1111 niei-i at Hit- ciiiicili. All ale iiiVili-0 lu ait nil tlu-st-mrellniiM. Fikht MtTltonisT. Sixth St.. tn-twcii Main ami I 'rin I. Hcv I. K. ltillt. I. ll.naMDr. St-rvlrei" : 1 1 a.m. S :Wi I. l Mimlu- ,-clnnil ::ia.m. I ra) 1 r im ill. u Wtftliitsiiay i-viu- IliK. HriiMAV rifsnvTKniAy. rnrnor Main and Ninth. v W ills. I'as'i-r. heivici-s usual liiiliis. Sunil;iy ri'lioiil !) :3D A. M. SwrKii" 1 o-iiKniATiosAi. !ranhe, l)p-Inri-ii 1 Iflh mill sixth. Ot.miKO Uai-tist. Mt. Olive, I'lik. 1n-t wt-on 'li-ntli anil fin It JIi-v. A. ttuhwi-M, 1111H .t. Si-ivl i-h 11 11. in. unit 7 ::U . 111. J rayi-r tiii'ctlinr Wi'ilm sday pvi nil a. Yot'NO Mkn's Ciiih-tiav A'SOrlATION lliinlns In V ati rnian Idnrk. Main stiri-l. (Ins. c! iiu piliii:. fur nii-ii only. cvi rv Sunil.iy tfrniHiti til 4 uVli-i-k. hMiiiii- (iit-n wi-tk days t.-nin iiL.tn Ui'M . 111. Hoi-Til l'AliK TaI'.khnaci.k. IN-v. .T. V. W ind, I as'ur. m-ivIi-: Munliiy t-chnnl. '.'. in.: I n-iicMi i', II a 111. iimI's i. 111.; iravcr nn-piitu: liifsdi.y iiIkIii ; clioir iiai--tlo t-rul.iy niklit, Allan- wilcmm. When you po to a nhoe ftore your object ipnot only to buy slioen but to procure for what you ppend the best that your money will buy. 1bb than this will not content you; more than this you cannot, in rea son, apk. Our method are as simple as j our deircH. We do not lift your expectations to the clouds, but we reali.e them whatever they are. We will never sacrifice your interests to ours ond now here else can you firt a fuller and fairer equivalent for your mom-. An especially profitable purchase for you iu our etc. BOOTS; SIX O E S OH RUBBEP8 R SHERWOOD. 501 Main Street BEAR IN MIND THAT JOE SAVE YOU MONEY will pay you to come fifty miles to trade with JOS NO TROUBLE TO SHOW GOODS. v rnv-f Need a cloak this winter? If she does you will make a prreat mistake U you do not call and examine the childrena cloaks that we are offering before buying. We havojust recoived from his run iinoor Childrens Sample Cloaks. For children G, 8, 10 and 12 years old, consisting of 118 garments in all. TWO ALIKK, on which w were given a discount from regular wholesale prict Kothat"jc arc able to sell them at actually Manufacturer's Prices. CALL IX nnd let us prove tho truth of the above pfatenient, nnu show you nt the name time ourl-lNE Sacqiii-a and Jackets. SECOND SALE OF SASPLE SH ( I S Another opportunity to buy ehocs at FACTORY PRICES We take pleasure in nnnoucingto the people of riattpmouth nni ptirrouiu'iiip: townw that we have succeeded in getting another line o' sample fhoi-8. Our oticcesB with the hint line wan pheiiominal and hurt dreds were ilienpiiointed because they came too late to secure oomeof th bargains that we offered. This line is better if anything than the last, b ing Walter 11. Teininy & Co.,ot lioston, Mass., full line consisting of Lv dies, MisseH, Childrenp, Mens and Doys nhoea of all kinds and of all d pcriptiona. Among them is 3(10 pair of boys and Mens boots, in whick we can give the bent value for your money that you ever "laid eyes on," Don't think that because we don't ask high prices for shoe that the ihoes are not of any high quality. We have among theee ehoes that art as fine as any shown in the city, everything extrinsic ia stripped away, and the shoes that you buy of us stands on their intrinsic worth. We dig a the roet of values and give you the worth of your money. M 816 SI Giii Great HERE'S A FEW OF THEM: 25c 25c Childrens Nat Ural Wool Col or Miirta ami Durwera All JSizt'f. Childrens all Wool Shirts & Drawers All Si-l'B. . vv xv x X XXL 507 Main Ftrcct I Wn n a i ii ' 1 i at Jobbers Prices money than you can A MAN PLATTSMOUTH. TPS 1 -1 1 i 1 ty 1 l 1 11 1 a largo Cloak Manufacture! LINE of Ladiea andMitssea Reeleii j Barsains ii 39c Lad i e s Fine Mcrin o S i 1 k Trimmed shirt and Drawers. 39c Mens Extra Heavy Kibbed Shirtsaud drawers. t.VijJJ QL OVlN , Plattsmonth, Neb Mam M. V. i T r m V ft