Plattsmouth weekly herald. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1882-1892, October 22, 1891, Image 6
M'Keigiian. Hryan and VanWyck ach would like to lie U. S. Houuor -imm Nebraoka. DouMlf h the one that inthemoHt expert pulling the wool over the eye of tne farmers will be the puccettul nnpirantv KlHtEk'TO.N him practiced law thirteen yearn and has been before the nuprenie court but twice. DoubtleHH he would feel "atnontf atrantfers nnd alone" if elevated to the position to which lie aspires. The present has done more toward rinding ooil markets for our surplus products than any other administration. It will do utill more in that line after a few more " reciprocity treaties are formed. Tllli free admission of beet sugar from Germany is very likely to have the tendency to still further 4-heapen that commodity and at the same tilne furnish a better market for American pork and othir products. TllK democrats in Gage county cannot agree upon a county ticket. The August convention indorsed the independent nominees. I .act week the central committee called another convention and a straight ticket win placed in the field. Mr, ItKYAN, wlioadvised thedem oeratic party the other day to aban don its entire state ticket, has ex perienced another change ot heart and is now advising democrats to vote straight, lie is aggressively partisan just now. TliKKB is talk of Hritish capital ists making investments in this country for the purpose, of course, of avoiding the duty imposed upun their pauper made goods. If we mistake not they will tind it import nible to employ pauper labor in this country, which may serve to dis courage them in a measure. AS TO MR. EDCERTON? Joseph V' Kdgcrton first became known in Nebraska fouriecn years ago as a patent well borer in Fiirn as county. Ilecoming t'ued of boring holes in the earth he spent a brief time in an attorney's oflice and blossomed out with a copy of the statues, an abundance of as surance anil a tin sign ns a lawyer. A short time afterward' he was discovered as u republican oflice Meeker in Polk county with an of lice in Stromsburg. Failing in his ambition in the republican ranks he became u rabid anti-mono polist, Six or seven years atro he drifted to South Omaha and between real estate speculations and a salary of $50 a mouth as city attorney he managed to eke out an existance. The city council which elected him was democratic and Kdgcrton had by this time again changed his politics. As city attorney and solic itor for a city council which plastered the young city with mortgages, his record was din creditable if not corrupt, lit helped a disgracefully incompetent city government to hide from public view some of the ugliest ions ever perpetrated ty a muni cipal administration in this state. After dropping out of his job in South Omaha he became a union labor candidate for something or another and then went back to the democracy to take a position as as Histant to the democratic county attorney in criminal cases arising iu Sout Omaha. In due time he joined the inde pendents, and his vaulting ambition was gratified by a nomination for the oflice of attorney general. He was no more fit to become attorney general than he is to be a cardinal. He ran behind his ticket every where, and especially at home, where he wa best known. He could not carry South Omaha lor justice of the peace. In face of clean majority of over 3,000 for Geo. W. Hastings he united with the de. feated prohibitionists in a baseless contest which cost the tax-payers of Nebraska over $11,000, and plunged the state into turmoil and conten tion. He signed and approved the con test papers iu which the county in , which he lives was maligned and - slandered, lie knew he had no right whatever to the oflice and no show of claim to it but there was a cliance to disiranciuse lu own people to his pcrsonul advantage and he sieved upon it with that avidity for which he is noted when an office and a salary are sighted however dimly. The next thing that comes to him is a fat jobTiTtlic lobby at the legis lature. He remained on deck at the capital during the long session and lie is credited with some very aly manipulations of stockyard bills and other measures. Paul Vander yoort was there for the telegraph and telephone monopolies. He and Kdgcrton became bosom friends and Paul is now stumping : 4he state for him. The next turn in the wheel of thiB political weather cock pointed him toward the mate capital a the inde pendent candidate for justice of the supreme court. He ban never had practice enough to make either a lepntalion an o lawyer or a living. lie is not in bin oflice two hours a week. He is scarcely known at the district bar. He has never held a judicial oflice. He does not posses.- a single tjuulicution for a judi cial position. His election would debase our supreme court and dis. grace the state. This is the unvarnished truth. Hee. ONE YEAR OF THE NEW TARIFF LAW. To-day, October 0, the tariff law has been in force just one year. What has been the result of that years experuncer now nave tne wild eyed predictions of high priced for the necessaries of life, of the ruiirof our foreign trade, and of lower priceu for what the farmers produced, so glibly made a year ago by the democratic press, been carried out? The first of these free trade state ment -that the new tariff law would increase the prices of the neces saries of life-hau been proved by experience to be utterly false. About 00 per cent of all the articles which go to make up everyday needs of the people of the United States are to-day cheaper than they were a year ago, and the price!1, of the remainder are substantially un changed, mere is not, so tar as our observation extends, any in crease of price in any article due to the new tarilf law The failure of the predictions of the "calamity howlers" with regard to our foreign commerce has been equally marked. Our imports have enormously incrcasec in the aggre gate, because of the large additions made by the new tarilT law to the tree list. Articles not produced in this country, which formerly paid duty, come in free under the new law, and are consequently cheaper because wheriyu-re is no home production the duty is always, paid by the consumer. Where, however we manufacture or produce the article, the price here is. fixed by the crtst of production, and the tar ilf cuts no figure iu it. Our exports to foreign countries too, have enormously increased The total ualve of our exports for the last seven mouths shows an in crease of $H(1,:)7,1S over the average exports for the corresponding months of the last live years. With our imports increased and our export trade increasing, the falsity of the free trade, cry is fully ap parent. The third count, that the ruin of our foreign trade would keep down the prices of the products of American farms, is likewise a false hood. All the staple products of American agriculture are selling higher today than for a long time in that past, with the single excep lion of cotton, of which the cotton planters themselves admit there has been an enormous over-prod net ion for the pant two years. Hence the net result of one year of the new tariff law is: Cheaper prices for the necessaries of life. An increased import trade. A much larger export trade. And a greater degree of general properity than the nation has ex perienced since about 1S83. AMERICAN BEAUTIES. The beauty of American' women is proverbial, and the distinction is well merited: it is doubtful whether any country could show a more notable bevy of perfectly lovely women than those whose portraits are given in the November number of Oeniorest'a Family Magazine, just received. Kxquisite pictures of a score of "Famous lteauties of the South" afford a feast of beauty that everyone should enjoy, and may, by simply procuring a copy of this splendid number of thiB always excellent Family Magazine. And this is not its only great at traction. A unique series of articles is begun in this number, "The Romances of Pre-Columbian Discoveries," handsomely illus trated, which are especially apropos at this time; "Her Soul's Secret" is an absorbing novelette; any woman can learu to ride, and to ride grace fully, if she will follow the rules given in "Lessens in Killing"; those who are preparing Christmas gifts will find appropriate mottoes for them and numerous pretty styles of lettering in 'Home Art and Home Comfort'; in "Sanitarian," Susanna W. Dodds, M. I)., tells about t'The Unequal Distribution of Clothing," in the first of her articles on "Women's DresB Hygienically Con sidered"; housekeepers will find some appetizing "Thanksgiving Menu"; in fact, something to inte rest everybody will he found in this comprehensive Magazine, which is purblished for $2 a year by W. Jennings Demorest, 15 Kiist 14th St., New York City. WHY I AM A PROTECTIONIST. I am a protectionist because I am an American. The free admission of foreign commodities, or Iheir ad mission at rates of duty which are levied for purely revenue purposes, may suit the economic conditions and meet the financial needs of other countries, but history teaches that the prosperity of our own country is best promoted by a tariff which is levied for protection as well as for revenue. Many of our great industries, including the silk industry, the pottery industry, the carpet industry and the steel rail industry, had only a nominal exist ence until adequately protective duties were imposed on competing foreign products. All other consid erations aside, older manufacturing countries could command lower wages for labor than this country, and protective duties were therefore needed to equalize the labor cost of production. Our tin plate industry is to-day an infant industry because we have not had a protective dnty on foreign tin plates. We shall al ways need protective duties as long as our people insist upon a higher standard of wages and scale of living than prevail abroad. If they were now willing to accept the same wages and the same social condi tions which the people of other countries are compelled to accept, our protective policy could be greatly modified, if not wholly dis pensed with. Whatever it may have been iu the past, this policy is therefore to-day chiefly a question of wages. lames M. Swank, general manager of the American Iron and Steel association. I am a protectionist because in our history I trace all our prosper ity as a nation to the protective sys tem and all our periods of financial and business, distress to the aband onment or threatened abandonment of that system Hecause as I r-ad history, all ex perience shows that a nation can only be prosperous or become wealth or long remain so under a system which protects the labor o its citizens, creates diversified in dustries, and enables it to produce at home largely the articles it con sumes. Hecause I believe it to be the duty of the government and wise statestnaushib to provide, so far as l'gislation will accomplish it, that the people who labor with their hands and who in this country are iu a majority and are to control the destiny of this government, and upon whom the prosperity and perpetuity of the nation depend shall be permitted to do our k instead of foreigers across the sea audio receive for the same such compensation as will enable them to live comfortably, educate their children, and prepare them to per form the duties as American citi zens intelligently and independently.-!. N. Dolph, U. S. Senator American Kconomist. Tins will be a hard winter on democrats. In this state they have no available candidate lor supreme judge and are compelled to fall back upon a fourth class lawyer who left the republican party be cause there was no probability of being elected to oflice; over in Iowa they have been compelled to dodge the discussion of national issues and are attempting to save their political heads by catering to.the whiskey ring; in Ohio the McKinley ley bill and free coinage proposi tion are the issues, and the repub licans under the leadership of Mc Kinley and Sherman, the two greatest disciples of these issues in America, have already put the ene my to flight; in New York the bet ter element of the democracy has openly declared in opposition to the Taimi.any crowd and their in fluence will be exerted in behalf of the repuplican ticket. A hard win ter for democracy, indeed. Tub democratic sheet of thirt city recognizing the ability of the re publican candidate for clerk of the district court and chagrined by his popularity as a candidate, seeks to give vent to its spleenetic envy and jealousy by yielding to the last re sort of the vanquished; viz., mud slinging and unsubstantial vitupe rations. Thk IlKKAM) believes that this method of campaigning should be relegated to the rear, and sup planted by a clean, honest, manly discussion of matters of public concern. We believe that our best people take this view of the matter anil will become disgusted with the method in which our neighbor lakes special deliglit. Mr. C. H. Jones, of .Spring Hill Iowa, says: "1 have used Chamber, Iain's Pain Halm for severe and painful burns with better effect than anything I have ever tried. It re lieves the pain instantly and cures without leaving a scar." Pain Halm is one of the most useful medicines that any families can be provided with, especialy for rheumatism, lame back, sprains, bruises, tooth ache.ear ache and like ailments. One application will relieve the pain and n fair trial insure a cure. 50 cent bottles for sale by F. G. Fricko V Co. Druggists. InlUn an Crewe. Among the courageous small bird1 may be counted the family of wallows. The ' writer Iihs often seen barn swallows fly downward and peck at the cat and dog. and more than once sharp twitter, whir of v.ings and a peck on the hat has reminded her, when standing in the bam door, that she was lutrudinjr on swal low n' precincts About a half mile from the house ia a high bank which is the home of a colony of bank swallowa The earth for some distance is thickly perforated with the roundish holes leading into their nests. Not far from this bank a quantity of corn was one day scattered by accident upon the ground. The crows were quick to discover what had happened, and swooped down and began to devonr the windfall. Some of the swallows spied them at once ami gave the alarm. 1 chanced to be sitting beneath a tree in full view of the scene, la less than a minute after the crows had settled to feeding, more than a hundred of the bank swallows had darted from their holes, and with angry twitters fell upon the intruders. The attack was a complete surprise to the big black fellows, and aa if realizing the futility of trying to cope with their small assailants, they rose from the ground in a body and took flight The swallows pursued them, darting, diving, striking at them above, below and from both sides. The crows were routed completely, and took refuge in a dense piece of woods a quarter of a mile away Then the triumphant swallows turned about and ' sailed homeward, uttering many chirps and twitters of satisfaction as they flew. For the hour or more that 1 remained in the field not a crow was to be seen near the corn. The swallows were mas ters of the field. Cor. Youth's Compan ion. We Are Not a Military People. We Americans aro not a military peo ple. In view of our having carved our way into the wilderness with sword as well as with ax, of our having won our independence by arms, of our having come with abundant credit out of all our wars, of having carried through one of the most gigantioslruggles of modern days, in which were fought buttles nl most uuequaled in tenacity, this may appear to be aa unwarranted statement But it is true It requires more than courage, more than ability to raise, to i equip, to ration, to move and to com mand armies to make a military people. The most splendid conduct in war for an all absorbing cause does not suffice Having many of the essential qualities. we yet fall short of what the Krmians were, the Germans are. Some sections of the country approach nearer to the military standard; but taken as a whole our lack of interest in army ami navy, our thoroughly unbusinesslike way of handling oux national problems of attack and defense, stamp uh us the least uiili tary iu our instincts of all the great peo ples of the earth. Colouel T. A. Dodge in Forum. filia Had Improved. The Princess Charlotte, daughter of George IV, was a young woiuun of groat spirit and originality. One day one of her teachers chanced to enter the room when the princess was reviling one of her attendant ladies, iu great wrath, and, after giving her a lecture on hasty speeeh, he presented her with a book on the subject A few days later he found her still more furious and using lan guage even more violent "I am sorry to find your royal highness in such a passion," said he, "you royal bighneBS has not read the book I gave you." "I did. my lord!" cried she tempestuously. "I both read it and profited by U. Oth erwise I should have scratched her eyes out!" San Francisco Argonaut Sonie Notable Wager. Of single bets made on American horse races the following instances are taken from the records: Haughton bet Walton $14,000 to $1,1)00 against Oirofle. Haughton bet Kelly $20,000 to $",000 against Ilenloiien. Appleby & John son bet P. Lorillard $11,000 to $10,000 against Puarro, and $25,000 to $"),000 against Leo in the same race. In each of these cases it is probable that the owners risked ten times these amount on each of the races, as the beta above stated were only made with one book maker. W. 13. Curtis in Forum. How Parchment Came to He Cl. When the literary jealousy of the Egyptians caused them to stop the sup ply of papyrus the king of Pergamos, a city in Asia Minor, introduced the use of sheepskin iu a form called from the plnce of its inveution, pergamona, whence our word "parchment" is be lieved to be derived. Vellum, a finer article made from calfskiu, was also nsed Many of the books done on vel lum in the Middle Ages were transcribed by monks, and often it took years to complete a single copy. C. A. Lynde in St. Nicholas. Like Shooting tthnau. The impression when hunting paddy melons is of shooting at ghosta, what with the dim, mysterious light of the "bush." and the strango appearance and swift movement of the game. Paddy mel ons, like all the kangaroo tribe, are use less for food, except so far as their tails are concerned, which, being largely of glutinous texture, furnish material for capital soup, very like oxtail, but with a peculiar and agreeable "gamy" flavor. Boston Journal. NurprlHed HI Friend. Chrdler (a returned traveler How did young Wesley ever turn out? 1 Speakuian-Oht he haa made a splen did name for himself. He was sent to priMn and has surprised everybody by the talent, he displays in peggiug shoes. New York Epoch. She Know Ue Will Come Beck. An Atchison woman has dismissed her cook and commenced to t:i!;e in sewing, ller husband oined ti e boomeri who rushed into the new (Jklahar&a country the other day, and she is saving tip money t3 pay his fare back. Atchison Globe. AFTEK THE STARTER A DEATHBED SCENE DESCRIBED B LOUIS HARRISON. Bt u a Bring Baee Track "Toot and Ue Imagined He Bad Coupei Lined Clnob" to Play na the Track That Day and Na Time to Loe. 1 have hesitated about giving to print the following true r ry of a deathbed scene which occurred in this city. I had the description directly from the doctor in attendance. He haa lately left New York to continue his profession else where, and I am constrained to tell tile story as be described it, suppressing all names. The snow and sleet dashed through the death chilling atmosphere in wild waves. The wind moaned a dirge among the telegraph wires. A solitary hackin.m, driven from his seat by the warring elements, had ensconced him self inside his inonrnfnl looking vehicle and tapped upon the frost covered glass to attract the attention of belated night owls. Winter in its cruelest phase was upon us. In a dingy looking house on Thirtieth street a yonng man weak and emaciated tossed restlessly upon a bed. He was a race track tout, and the great mental strain he had been subjected tc for years in naming sure winners had left him an absolute wreck. His sunken cheeks, his eyes ablaze with fever and his corpselike pallor all denoted that he bad but a few short hours to live. A professional nurse, with that cold, hos pital stretcher expression they all pos sess, sat in a corner of the darkened room and wbiled away the time by figuring how the undertaker would man age to get the coflin around that narrow turn in the stairs. The doctor had been summoned, Ktid when he rang the bell the tout waved his bony arms aloft and shrieked "They're off! Tenny in a walkl Tenny gets all the money, and Salvator won't be one, two, six!" TilK TOUT'S CINCH. lie fell back on the bed exhausted as the doctor entered the room. The phy sician removed his greatcoat and the nurse shook the rain and snow from it "Doctor, this is a dreadful night 1 suppose you are wet through?" The tout regained consciousness and muttered: "The track will bo heavy to morrow, and I've got a copper riveted, load pipe, copyrighted, air tight cinch. Firenze in the mud she swims in it She can make the pace so hot that the track will be dry before she does the first quarter." The doctor approached the bed, and touching the patient's pulse said, "llow do you feel?" "Well, I'll tell you," he replied, "just how I feel about this. The Dwyers sta ble is next to ours, aud they tell me everything. Phil told me this morning that Blackjack would win in a horrible canter. You see, the party that owns him wants to make a hogkilling, aud no one knows that he's out for the dust." Turning to the nurse the doctor in quired. "Have you notified his friends of his condition?" The tout started up and yelled: "Of course I have! 1 want to let 'em all In on the ground floor. Why. it's a little rare money. 1 saw him tried at daylight this morning. He made the first quarter in 0:214. the second in ( .07. and tho third was so fast that it broke my stop watch and loosened three of my teeth, now can ho lose it? Why, it's just like falling through the roof of a mint." The doctor looked very serions and said, "He will bo dead in an hour." LOST BY A BRKATH. "Oh, no, he won't," the tout sneered. "There's uot a dead one iu the hunt. If any of 'em were stiff Id know it I tell yon, Blackjack is full of Tabasco sauce, and he'll leave all them other pings at the post. Why shouldn't he? Do yon know bis pedigree? Blackjack is out of Dark Lantern, by Blaekwell's Island, and he's a born cracker." The doctor felt his pulse again and sighed, "1 can do uo more; I must be going." The tout caught his arm and, drawing bis head down close to the pil low, whispered: "After the Blackjack race meet me in the paddock. If you win I've got to give fifty dollars to the trainer, twenty-five to the jockey and twenty to the stable boys. I'll pnt what's left ou the next race, and if the horse wins, you're in on it. o meet me in the paddock and I'll cash your ticket." The doctor took the dying man's hand and said, "My poor boy, are you pre pared to meet the Great Judge?' The tout gasped. "I don't want to meet the judge; the man I'm after is the starter." The physician pressed his attenuated band, aud, aa the moisture gathered in his sympathetic eyes, said, "Now turn your face to the wall, my boy, aud go to sleep. " "1 will," the tout muttered. "I'll get next to the rail, so that when 1 turn the corner they can't fonl me. Here's a telegram 1 just received from the owner. There's 50 to 1 on Blackjack: get it quick before they cut it down. I'll win" But he didn't He quit In the stretch and lost by a breath. Louis Harrison in New York Advertiser. Tbe Sparrow' Until. Have yon ever noticed the pngnacious little English sparrow perforin his morn ing ablution? Ie hunU. up a street sprinkling cart, Dikes his position in front of it and stands there like a drnm major close to the wheel as the cart goes by. After receiving the full force of the water, he agaiu takes his place in front and again awaits the on coming of tho cart This is repeated until tho little fellow is satisfied with hi cloanliness. The English sparrow in tiothiag if tot metropolitan. Detroit Free Press. she Vii Kead. Tater (emphatically) Come nowl Na prevarication. That young noodle has pronged to you. You may as well ac knowledge the corn. Danghter (bravely) 1 da It Is true. I acknowledge the popcorn. Phtabuxr; Bulletin, THE LATEST IN SKIRTS. The finbrelU Takn aa the Pattern tor the New Garment. A new skirt which promises to rf"j rah to rl- - the "bell" skirt in popularit ty this faT is known as the "umbrella" or "exttf 1 iruibher," on account of its shape. It & . lt&J . i . 1. 1 m 1 1 ' t THB UMBRELLA SKIRT MOUNTED itimftft. mold intr exactlv the flirure low the waist and around the hips bj of n few darts. The whole o! the fullness is thrown at the back, where it is arranged into a quadruple box plait Its cut Is simple, as shown by the dia gram, which displays half the skirt It is raalo of a single piece, with one seam only, the widest materials alone being used. The selected material Is folded in two in such a way as to have the two sel vedges meet horizontally, one at the waist and ono at tho foot. The length HALF VMBRF.M.A SKIRT UXMOUNTKD. of the pattern skirt is forty-five inches In front, and its circumference around tne nein nve ynrcissix inenes. ine ma terial should bo nt least forty-six inches wide and five yards eight inehes long. WHAT WAS INSIDE. How George Wn l'nrsunilcd to Swallow Some Medicine. George lives with his grandpa and trrandma. and he 6leeps in the room' with them. Ono night ho was very: restless, tossing about and kicking any- thing that came within reach of his small feet. This disturbed Erandpa; and grandma very munh, and finally grandma arose and prepared some, medicine for the little boy, while grand-' pa awakened him. "Hero is somo nice medicine," said prandm.a, "to make you sleep better.! Open your mouth, Georgie, and taks It" "What Is It?" queried Georgie. "It m molasses," answered grandpa. "And what you like so well in the turkey stuffing," added grandma. "But what Is it?" aked Georgie, drowsily. "It's molasses," said grandpa. "Molasses," added grandma, "and " "I know it's molasses," broke In Georgie, half-asleep by this time, "but what's inside the molasses?" "Sago, my boy, sige!" cried grandpa. And Georgio took the medicine with out another word. Youth's Companion. Women In India. The British acquisition of the Punjab is said to have raised the price of wives to the average Brahmin and Rajpoot farmer. At the time of the ancexation a wife could bo purchased for from twenty to forty rupees; tho quotations vary at present from sixty to three hundred rupees. The decrease of in fanticide in the Punjub is said, indeed, to be largely duo to this enhancement in tho prospective value of female in fants. The custom of selling girls is meanwhilo becoming increasingly com mon, and instances are reported in, which the very highest class of Raj poots have purchased their wives in this way. rhenocoll Hydrochtorate. Phenocoll hydroehlorate, the new antipyretic which is distinguished be cause of its ready solubility in water, is now at last commercially obtainable, and is receiving the attention which, from Its expected therapeutical superi ority, it merits. It claims for itself an antipyretic, anti-rheumatic and anti nervine action. From the evident in terest of qualified observers aud lead ing therapeutists in Germany, France, England and America, it is reasonable to deduct that the new remedy has extraordinary merit, and that it will assume prominent rank in a very little while. Scientific American. Quite a Vracllcal Hint. A kindly correspondent scuds to the Ladies' Home Journal the following hint, whieh was given some time ago, and has probably escaped the attention of some of our readers: "You can make a practical use of a wooden pie-crust roller, tho model being twelve inches long and seven wide. Cover with two layers of Cuutou flannel, and you will have a line pressing board for the seams of basques and sleeves. It can be held in the lap while pressing the seams, and the effect seems better than if a flat board had been used" Denlcnated Potato. A new industry is being developed in some portions of Australia, and perhaps elsewhere, in the desiccation or drying of potatoes. It is really not a very new thing iu principle, as the practice of drying opples, pumpkins and somo oth er fruits, haa been known longer than the records of man reveal; but tho dry ing of potatoes seems to bo a new de parture. All of the moisture is extract ed by a process which is not made pub lic, and five pounds of the raw fruit will yield ono pound of the sliced and finished product Good Housekeeping.