WEEKLY HERALD: PLATTSMOUTK, NEBRASKA. MAY 7 1831 5A BLANKET' See for yourself how 5l Blan kets wear and other rnakcs tear. FREE Get from your dealer free, the Va liook. It lias handsome pictures and raluable information about horses. Two or thiee dollars for a 5a Horse .Blanket will make your horse worth more sou eat less to keep warm. 5A Five Mile 5A Boss Stable 5A Electric 5A Extra Test Ask few 30 other styes at prices to suit every body. If you can't get them from youi dealer, write us. FLY N ET CHEAP AND STRONC. Bother styles 5-A Nets, price", to s'-l all WM. AYKES & HONfl, 1'H r,A USXil ULA. Sold ty all - ,'crs. l'mtn Jfiiiitliiij Diilu George Valley- and wife returned to Uenvcr this morning on thellyei Our esteemed friend Colonel John yL. Kiser made 1 III-: 1 1 KWALDa pleas ant call to-i!ay. Louis Biodeker canie in from Louisville this mornintr, having .spent .Sunday with friends in the village. 31 Lauer, wife of Rev. John Lauer of this city, departed this morning for Gerniany wliere she will spend some, time visiting with relatives and friends. W. S. Wise came in yesterday; having left the blooming' orange proves of Califoria to attend to bus it: -s here for a week The new men have arrived and are at work putting the street car line in repair so that we may ex pect it to be in operation soon. A. L. Friend received a nice box of ornnge blossoms and other flow ers from his sister at Kiverside. California, (he other day that were exquisitely fragrant. From l'rof. Noble's monthly re port we learn that the number of children of school age in this county increased 3'..) during the year liSlX). The I. I, folks again resumed work this morning laying track this way from Union. Mr. Phelps, the representative of the contract ors, thinks there will be no further delay wijh the work. We sire reliably informed that in u short time the train dispatcher will be transferred from Weeping Water to this phce, for the reason that such an oliicial is not necessa ry at stations located on a "stub run." Union .Ledger. Mr. Barr informs rts that hist year they had to keep up steam in the high school every day until May l?Sth, except the'-Mst dti- of April. Thus it will be seen that this is not hucIi a late spring after all. We Lad a killing; frost on the night of May 7th last year. A surprise . social was tendered Rev. llause at his home in Mercer town the other evening, which was largely attended b the good peo ple in that vicinit-, resulting in benefits financial to the wortli3" liost. A. Weiy lit Social. Rev. A Haiise informs us that the new church at Mercertown is about completed ready for the furniture; and in order to get funds to procure the necessary seats ti weight social -will be given next Friday evening, "May 8th. for that purpose. A cor dial invitation is extended to the general public to be present and lielp along a most worth' enter prise. Mandam used . Judge Chapman heard the peti tion of Prof. Rakestraw last even ing, represented Uy County Attor ney Morgan of Otoe, stsking for a -writ of mandamus against Supt. I'armelej.of the blind asylum, who refuses to bow to the authority of Governor Boyd and will not give up his oflice to his successor, Mr. Rakestraw. JudgeChapman grant ed the writ, giving Mr. I, unti Monday coon to vacate. Ed Hutchison Captured. Kd Hutchison was captured nesir Wahoo this morning and taken to Lincoln by a local constable and a clrputv sheriff trom Lincoln. He had not sliaved his beard as re ported and seemed a- unconcerned as though nothing- had happened. I 1 To the eidtor of Ihe Plattsmouth Herald, greeting: Can't you work I up a scheme, when the Missouri ' i.iriH !u ilniulw-il to vour villture and the excursionists arrive, to take them si trip to Havelock and show them the immense shops building there for the great llurlington system? They might sympathize with you, you know. Eaglet of Eagle. Fret not they gizzard, Brother English. If you would come to Plattsmouth and see the gigantic plant operated by the IV & M. here; note the fifteen sicres of busy machinery humming; with the whir of active life, and the S(X) prosper ous employes, the little shop at Havelock would not look so large to you. Come down and get ac quainted with a live progressive town; you would get over your dvsnensia and would feel much better. Mortuary. DlKl- ?!-:. Msirgaret Rutherford, at her home in this city, of Bright's disease, at 12;30 last night. The deceased was a noble Chris tian woman, a member of the Pres byteri.ui church. She leaves three sons, John, Walter and Charles to mourn the loss of their only parent the father having joined the silent majority twenty 3-ears ago. Mrs. Rutherford was born at Gil boa New York June 1st 1S30 and came to Nebraska in lHA) she was a sister of the late C. M. Holmes of this city and settled near his farm in Rock Bluffs precincts. During her illness which proved fatal she suffered "Teat pain but bore it with true Christian fort itude The funeral will take place to-mor row afternoon at 2 o'clock from the Presbvterian church. Rev. Baird will officiate. Cough Hyrup. Koch's Lymph is good in its place but no remedy has been put on tne market and had such marvelous stiles in so short a time as Haller't Sure Cure Couirlt Svrun. u e guar antee it to cure any cough, cold bronchitis or sore throat. For sale by all druggists. From Tuesdays Daily Ol Butts of Nebraska CU3- board ed an Omaha train this morning for home via the Missouri Pacific. Mrs. Fred Murnhv smd Mrs. Lew Myers, of Cedar Creek came in this morning- to spend the day with re latives. Joseph Knotts will leave to-night for Council Bluffs where he will take a position in his brother's coal othce. The schools vaill nil take a gener 1 holiday before they close, and eat a picnic dinner in some one of our man- beautiful groves. Ellen Greeson, by her attorne-, Matthew Gcring, hied a petition 111 divorce to-day against her husband, Clark Greeson, charging him -.with cruel t j' and adultery. The Missouri Pacific folks laid their first mile of track on the Union cut-off yesterday and will reach Murray by the middle of next week if favored with fair weather. Dr. Viola M. French of Xeills ville, Wisconsin, a graduate of the Woman's Medical College of Chica go, has recent I3' located in this city. She comes highly recommended and will for a time office with Dr. Shipman, as may be seen from her card in another column. The Custer papers speak in glow ing terms of John Sheafor's newly discovered silver mine, which The HERALD has mentioned before, and claim it is worth a round million dollars. In writing to his father John says they have just been en joying some heavy snowstorms up in that country. Hurrah for the flag! The school children have been making penny collections to purchase a flag for the central building. It was slow work and now the board of educa tion have taken up the matter and will see to it that a nice flag floats from the high school tower as soon as it can be obtained. The county grader is an excellent machine and in si short time has changed Chicago avenue from a rough inconvenient thoroughfare to as smoothe a street sis could be found anywhere. It is being oper ated on Washington avenue to-day, gresitly to the betterment of that street, which had been badly cut up by heavy hauling during the muddy weather. James Allison took a car load of fine stock cattle to South Omaha this morning in order to take ad vsintage of the high prices now pre vailing for that class of cattle. It is rather uncommon to see stock cattle shipped out, as they are us ually brought in by the hundreds Our feeders seem to think thejr are too high unless a man has a sur plus of clover pasture to feed, them on during the summer. J. O. Phillippi, Esq.,general agent of the Missouri Pacific tit Omaha, is in the city to-day renewing old ac quaintances and looking after the interests of his road. Plattsmouth ha warm friend in the person of Mr. Phillipi who was once a resident of this city while agent of the B. A M. We are glad to be able to renew business relations with the g-enial gentleman. THE PROPER THING. A Scheme Thnt Beats a Pontoon Bridye. I. W. Hendee, the popular hard ware merchant, tit the old Mathews corner, is one of our most energetic citizens. Speaking of ti pontoon bridge, Mr. Hendee remarked that we don't want a pontoon bridge just now; the thing to do, says he, is to buy the Petersen terry, make si landing as near to Main street as possible and make a low round trip rate, i 11st enough to pay actual running expenses, say ten cents or twenty-live cents for si team with load, both ways. That would brin us more trade than we get now from Nebrasksi, as on the east side of the river Council Bluffs is the only com petitor Plattsmouth would have vortl13' of mention. We would draw trade for miles and it would get better till the time as the people over there would appreciate our efforts to give them a better market than they now have. To start the matter and show his faith in theen terprise Mr. Hendee will give fifty- dollars 111 cash. W no will lo as much? This project is a practical one that will not cost much and we believe will appeal to the goodbusi ness judgment of our people in manner that will assure its success That Ball Game. Well the printers met the barbers on the base ball field 3-esterdti3' eve nining and the result was not flat tering to the prowess of the print ers. Here is the score on hits am runs : HAItllKIW. I'ltl.N'TKHS. ii.ii. y- B.it. it H. Kuleiey, 3b.. 3 r i;mn, ;sl 1 2 Han-old, i r Kirkliatn, ss 3 5 I. eunlitw.-is, if... 2 t; i:il)l), rf 1 :j Lolmes, c .'! (i ;f"liue lib u J. Crow. 2n 3 V, Wisp, j 0 1 .1. Kllliney, ss... 2 G 'thoil... If ' :, llrooks, cf 2 7.l'ristniiinn.c 4 4 Brown, lli&c :t r. t liifili li. lb 1 a L. Kuliuey. rf... 2 j Kfuier. cf 0 1 Dray, lb., 2 2 Total 25 M Mapes, 3D 1 0 1 T.tal ir 27 SCOKK l'.Y INM.MIH. ..12 3 . 0 Ij : 427 Uarbeis. . -5 Weather Report. APRIL, 1891. 1st, light snow and rain. L'nd, " " " 3rd, 7:30 a. m., 23 3 , '1 p. m light snow. ; ."th, 7 a. m., U0 . l'.Jth, rain. Uth, 7 a. m., 2!) 3, heav' frost 13th, thunder storm. 14th, light rain. 15th, 7 a. 111., 34 2 , light frost. 10th, thunder storm. ISth, TJth, light rain. 20th, 2 p. m., 77 3 , light rain. 21st, 2 p. in., 7!) 3, two thunder storms. 2Uh, 2 p. m., S3 . 2.")th, 2 p. m., 84 0. 20th, 2 p. in., 83. 27th. 7 a. m., 42 O 28th, 7 a, m., 37 0 light frost. '2 p. m., S3 o, light frost. 20th, 2 p. m., 91 o , daily mean tem perature, 70 o, thunder storm. Month.13- mean temperature, 51.7. Highest, 01 o f i9th; lowest, 20 o ,5th. Total rainfall, 2:33. Three snow storms, three frosts, seven thunder storms, tame cherries and wild plums in bloom 27th, tipple trees in bloom 29th, bobolinks heard sing ing 29th. APKIL, 1S90. Monthly mean temperature, 53.60. Highest, 87 , 30th, lowest, 18 o . 1st. Rainfall, 1 inch. The monthly mean temperature for April, 1884, was 41.2 o . Gymnastic Exhibition. The Plattsmouth Turverein will give one 01 tlieir interesting g3rm- nastic exhibitions at the opera house on the evening of May 13th. The price of admission has been placed at the low figure of 25 cents, thstt all who desire may be able to attend. Senator Thomas was surprised b3r about fifty of his neighbors Thurs day evening headed hy the Cullom cornet band. They called at his residence to pa3 their respects to the senator on his return home from a trip through the south. The ovation tendered was a heart3" one and could not be considered other titan as a flattering testimonial of the course pursued b3' Mr. Thomas in the senate, which must have been peciall3 gratif3ing coming from his immediate neighbors who knew him best. A Wreck, In the railwa3' wreck at the Oma ha 3'ards yesterday Charley Whit ney, formerly of this cit3 had a close csill. The World-Herald speak ing of tne affair this morning, sa3s: Charles Whitney, the engineer, received a deep cut ou the head, and his body was badly bruised. He was pinned under the engine, and it was with great difficulty that he extricated himself. From the cut on his head he bled profuse-, and he was a little demented immediate ly following the accident, but he was fully recovered and was at the shops yesterday. Whitney was not the regular engineer, but was tak ing the place of Wilkina, who ' waa taking a lay off. Fireman Hambright js tit the hos pital with ti broken leg and bruises j on his head. ! Clisis. Ilassemeir and wife S1111 d;i3 ed with relatives at Louisville. The Jurors. Names of jurors drawn for term of the district court which convenes May 2f: A. K. Lake, Wm. Dunn, Geo. Houseworth, Chris. Maukenhanpt, jr., Sam'l Richardson, M. (). Weed, Walter Adams, Fred Black, I). Ouackenbush, Chas. Cummins, Thomas Wiles, jr., J. N.Gardner, K. R. Todd, S. K. Hall, A. Sheldon, J. W. Bush, A. O. Ashle3r, Henry Fill ler, J. M. Beardsle3', JamesChalfant, Joseph Gapen, J. M. Johnson, Silas Long, C. D. Clapp. We call special attention to the important sale of Short-Horns at the Casi3r barn, two squares east of the Union Depot, St. Joseph, Mo., Tuesday, May 10, 1801. This sale will contain twelve head from the excellent herd of Mr. John McC'03-, Sabetha, Kansas, mostl the get of his grand Scotch bred bull Lord Ashland 99132. and 2 head from the well known herd of Mr. B. O. Cowan, New Point, Mb., 21 of which are sired b3' his famous Cruikshank sire, I nip. Scottish Lord 77.701, Mr. John McCoy has been ver successful in securing prizes at northern Kansas fairs during recent years. He has alwa3's used first class bulls and has therein established a line herd, Mr. B. O. Cowan has shown his cattle at the lending State fairs, and in lK), his 3'outig herds were not beaten 1013--where. In 1SS9 and 1S90, his young cattle won 0 prizes, 20 of which were grand sweepstakes. If 3011 want some lirst class short-horns don't fail to attend this sale. OUT AT FIRST EASE. The roaring farce is ended, and John M. Thaj-er litis been chosen governor of Nebraska b3 a divided court. Tin: IIkkald extends its congratulations to the fellows who profit b3' the change of conditions under the smiles of the executive head center of Nebraska and its len der condolence with the fellows who lose their grip oil the patron age dispensed by the same power. It is but a demonstration of the iti stabilit3' of political fortunes. The old wheel revolves with its glitter ing promises and "now 3'ou see it and now 3011 don't. Governor Bo3'd had a brief taste of power from the mountain top, when democracy survc3-ed the promised land with its green pastures and still waters, and now, at once, like a stick he de fends to the -alle3' of humiliation with his army of camp followers to endure, for a season at least, the hot winds of political discomfiture and misfortune. He will now pose is a mart3T and every democratic sheet in the state wtll shout over the "partisan decision which rele crates the Omaha governor to the shades of private life at the same time, public opinion will divide up on the legal it3' and fairness of the opposing views expressed b3' our supreme court. Upon this question TlIE IlEKALl) refrains from deliver ing an opinion, sis tne court litis re leived us of that responsibilit3'; be sides we have not read the opin ions, but we shall have great re spect for the same and consider them the honest views of both the majority and minority of that tri bunal. FIspeciall' will the opinion of Justice Maxwell be considered the honest views of an honest jurist in this community where he is known and admired for his sterl ing integrit3'. We hope the pres ent incumbent, General Thayer, will prove a conservative and cautious executive, espe cially during these revolutionar3' times, in political circles. GovernorThayer undoubted has the good of the state at heart, and at his great age can have no ambition except to serve the public wisely and well which we have no doubt he will do. CAPITAL DRIVEN AWAY FROM THE STATE. F;. II. Dyer & Co., the well known beet sugar manufacturers of Cali fornia have just closed a contract for the erection of the largest beet sugar plant in the United States at Marshalltown, Iowa, at a cost of S5.T0.000. This identical plant would have been located in Nebraska had not the bount3 been removed on beet sugar b3' the recent abortion, sometimes called a legislature. More than half a million dollars are invested in Iowa and her cities built up all on account of the fool hardy actions of the majorit3r in the last legislature. If only the mullet heads and bass wood states men were made to suffer for this sort of legislation it would be well, but the trouble is decent men have to suffer the reverses decreed upon them bj' the gang of mono-maniacs and brainless rogues that assem bled at Lincoln under the garb and cloak of "independents" last winter. Give us pestilence, give us fam ine, but in the name of the blue vault above excuse us from auoth er eiegeof "independents." Ouk esteemed friends, Col. Dick Norval and Col. Ed Carnes,are both in the swim. new warehouse law, which es vast hem-fits to the farlit this state, was prepared l3 .(Jen. H. F. Test, of Omaha, and in its provisions is not materially dif ferent from that in operation for a number of years in Minnesota and Dakota. In brief its provisions arc tis follows: The farmer can store his grain in the nearest elevator, taking receipt therefor, and wail until the price suits him before sell ing, ay nig, f eon rsc, a nominal charge for storage. His receipts represent a certain cash value, and he can, if he chooses, obtain mon-3' ou them tit the local bank, and when he finds it ad va ntageons to sell, can take up bank notes, thus getting Ihe benefit of :ni3- rise 011 the market. The farmer's own judgment is exercised as to the probabilities of a rise or fall in the market, and he ma' sell outright or store the grain according'. The local bii3'er is also enabled to hand It1 1 IIIIIU1( ing the j r of his' his own grain 13- forward surplus to some other cento choice, and take receipts upon i which he can realize, if occasion re quires. The interchange of receipts for grain will, to ti considerable ex tent, take the place of actual trans fers, and give all parties, from the producer to the speculator at the central market, the benefit of mar gins, which have hitherto been ad vantageous to the members of the Chicago board of trade and their speculative customers.-1 Jeatrice ICx press. THE BEATRICE CHAUTAUQUA The managers of the Beatrice Chautauqua announce some rare attractions for the approaching as sembl3'. The long- 1 ist of speakers includes the great and onl3' Sam P. Jones, Dr. P. S. Benson, Dr. A. A Willits, and ex-President Hayes, Dr. Powers, Garfield's pastor in Washington, lecture on Garfield; Hon. Ignatius Donnelly and the brilliant l'rof. Freeman of the Uni versity of Wisconsin, will debate the Bacon-Shakespeare question. l'rof. W. W. French, the great crayon artist of Chicago, will draw pictures and talk about them in his inimitable wti3r. Dr. Sauaubrah of India will lecture in picturesque costume and with a platform crowded with curiosities. The class instruction will be es pecially fine. The music will be in charge of Prof. C. C. Case, the best known of till the Chautauqua musi cal directors. Madame Rosa Li tide, who attracted such widr attention with the famous Gihnore and I ness bands, will be the soloist of the oc casion. The Swedish Male Ouar tette, the finest in the whole world, will be present for a week. Dr. M. M. Parkhurst, whoso expo sition of Scripture is simpl3r mar velous, will give dail3r readings and will conduct the Ministers' Insti tute. Prof. W. W. Karnes of Chi cago, one of the ver3r best elocution ists in America, will conduct classes and give platform readings. The S. S. Normal Class for adults will be in charge of Dr E. L. Ivaton, who will also conduct classes in micro scop3r and show the wonders of the heavens through a large telescope There will be in all twelve different courses of study in charge of able and enthusiastic instructors. The grounds of the Assembly are in superb condition. The electric railwa3'- now in construction will carr3r passengers into the grounds and up to the tabernacle. Several new buildings are in process of construction. A unique feature of the Beatrice assembl3- is the beau tiful steamer "Queen of the Blue," which carries 300 passengers over a six mile course unsurpassed for picturesqe beaut3'. We advise till who contemplate attending an as sembly this yesir to send to the sec retary, S. S. Green, at Beatrice, Neb., for the program before deciding where to go The dates are June 23 to July 6 inclusive. "A FREE trade organ has just dis covered that there is a tariff of 20 per cent on imported snakes, par rots and monkeys. This is another evidence of the awful iniquit3r of the McKinley bill. B3- all means give us free snakes and take the tariff off of monkeys." A DEMOCRATIC organ defines reci- procit3r as a scheme by which "the fears and necessities of South Amer ican countries are to be played up on for our commercial advantage." This is very sad, of course; but there is something still more melan choly, for democraeic newspapers in the fact that it is going to insure the election of another republican president next year. Ex. Liniment There are many liniments on the market now that are good for some purposes but only one that will heal barb wire cuts effectively, and that is Haller's Barb Wire Liniment. If your horse or stock is cut buy a bottle and witness the wonderful results. For sale by all druggists The Herald rises to congratulate our friend C. W. Sherman of the Journal on his narrow escape from a membership in the defunct gov ernor' defunct staff. Tin: promi: e rs of 'LOVE cannot FAIL." Irvsaniiot full." wh.-n Joy irrows rnlt And llojx-'n blithe he-art forlorn; Wwu sin nialtw bla k the nhininif track tii-lisA- tlio lnIUof morn; tVhfii KuUU U wfttk, mill Iaxo uot wnnic TI10 Soiil'n abiding jilarc; Whrn Doubt iloth lilt from Tlmo'cltrk. drift, A wiin, bi vilili-rtl ftM-e; W'liou Tni'ii's knen blmln ! wounds h IIIUll.l From wbii h wo vainly nhrlnk; Wlif-n LiV burns low, Willi I! i krrintf glow, Abovf D mIU'.- somber brink; Wio-n Kartir.H l:it libt failr Into lil;ht, " Ami till is fuii'l unit iloiic" "1. mi cannot fail," anil must rvuil, i Hi- ( loil ami lovo ui-i' on V. II. ilayno in Sunilay School Tlinod. LIFE IN CALIFORNIA IN '49. A Sl ff of Sorlrty in Which Woini-n HaU I.ittlu or No I'm I for n 'l imn. Life in California was at thtit tiino a wild rm;inee. No words of mine etui iu;cii)(! the hceiieH tli.'it were enacted ..ri.'.'; t'i."l chtiotie j.- i Thousand ol' :'i ;i, organized in bands or wholly i!;sirg.iiiiz".l, were eon.-ittu.tiy arriving from evry ji.irt of the world unil leav- 'J I i-"'.-: f'r tl:. diggings. Oull.tt fl ' ' j;.uul)le:-s oth-iumI Oul l;t ws and ro- Kdoons by tin; r.coie tit every jHint win-m lneii coil- gr.'gnted. Money whh heath-red every where as if by the wind. Miners who !.:. 1 realized fortune in a few day.1) can! down to Stockton, Sacramento mid S.in Francisco to Hijuander them iu a night. Scarcely a woman was nny whero to be Been. All restraining inllu etices of .society were absent, and I can n l find an oxpres.sion better suited to the case than "I'.tndeuiouiuui on a frolic." Aa there were no wives there could bo no homes or families. A few stores had been ha.tilj' lut up along the shore, made of rough boards or canvas, and all of them were doing an enormous busi ness. Tho rest of the village consisted of shanties or tents used for restaurants and saloons. Human life was a moving panorama. Tho whole placo wtis uliv with a mass of unkempt men cL-wl in flannel nhirts and heavy boots, who were, inspired with the 0110 desire to hurry oil to the mines. This rough life was not without itti touches of sentiment. Ono day tho town wtis electrified b- th" rumor that tin in voice of women's bonnets hnu arrived and could be seen at one of tins stores. The excitement w.-.s intense, ,-uid there was a rush from every direction to get a realistic view of even so insignificant a substitute for female society. I do not overstate the truth in saying that the thoughts of homo that were awakened in the breasts of the rude looking men ut the sight of thou; bonnets started tears from eye which the worst forms of privation and hardship had failed to moisten. '; The Christian i:.i.--r i. .nary was already ) en ttie te ground, ami good Parson Will-1 had managed to tirA :i p.'.e-r.- wliere i. ut is he could preach on nmiay. One of the I) is family first men who came to one o arrived v.il a ( -e in'.ctin ilUnded Ly his wife tu.d biuv. During the uer uina it chanced that tlii-baliy cried, and the mother was about to withdraw, when the preacher aduiv: ,,ed her thus: "My good woman, I beg 3'ou to re main; the innocent sound of that in fant's voice is more eloquent than any words I can command, it speaks to the howrts of men who.-u wives and children are far away, looking and praying for a saf e return to their own loved ones at home." Never shall 1 forgot the sobs and tears which those words evoked throughout that rough a.-.-embiy. Tjiat infant's cry seemed to them the mnsic of angels. John C Fremont in Century. Auliquity of Cfinlti jig. Probably no branch of industry can lay claim to greater Mithjuity tiian that febing. 1 ts origin would seem to be coeval with the earliest efforts of human ingenuity, for the old'-st monuments of antiquity- show the fisherman in full pos session of the implements of his calling, and even those tribes of Ravages which have learned neiter to keep flocks nor to till the fields are skilled in the fabri cation of the hook, the fish spear and the net. The earliest civilization of the eastern Mediterranean was begun with fishing. Sidon, which means "the fisher-," was originally a fishing village, and its enterprising inhabitants devoted their attention mainly to the collection of a cirtttin kind of milusks, from which they prepared the famous Tj'rian pur ple, prized more highlj- for the richness and -ariet3- of its hues than any other dj-e known to the ancients. Waehing tos1 Star. Are Yon Iiiglit or Left Handed? Theories as to the origin and cause of right handedness ma3' be divided aa fol lows: According to one class of theories, it rests on an anatomical basis and de pends on a physical cause which exerts its influence in every one of us. Accord ing to another class, man originally had no preference for either hand, but be came right handed by conventional usages, which may or may not have had iheir origin in some anatomical features. For any theory of the first class to bo satisfactory it must, first, account for difference in sensation as well as in force or dexterity; second, it must account for the occasional appearance of left handedness; and, third, it must not be inconsistent with the fact that most of those who have their organs transposed the heart on the right, the liver on the left, etc. are right handed. Thomas Dwight, M. D., in Scribner's. Guard Yoar Speech. Elmer Young, an Oswego man, felt funny the other morning, and he said to Mrs. "White, who was going to the gro cery, "Trot along after your coal oil, sissy."" She had. him arrested, and the court decided that "sissy" was 6lander and gave her a verdict for Detroit Free Press. Her CTiang-ed Estate. Mistress (to former servant) Where are yon living now, Bridget? Bridget (haughtily) Shure, mum, Oi ion't live aay where. Oitn married.