Plattsmouth weekly herald. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1882-1892, April 30, 1891, Page 3, Image 3

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WEEKLY HEMLD: PLATTSMOUTH. NKBPSK- '.mi. 3D, 1S91
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
Surveyors
IVIL KN'lINlul'-lt ;ui l hUUVEYOii
E E. HILTON.
Estimates and plans f sill wnic lurnislifU ami
ltecoids kekt.
OHicj in Martin Block.
PlTTSMOU'in - Nebhabka
MTt
County Surveyor
-AN1-
CIVIL EHGSNEER.
All orders kit with County Clerk will
receive prompt attention.
OFFICE I7i COURT HOUSE.
AW OFFICE
Wm. l. drown.
Personal attention to all business (intrusted
,OU,VflaOTAVI OFICK
Titles examined, Abstract ooinpuea, insur
ance written, real estate wold.
Better faeililie for making Farm Loans than
ANY OTHER AGENCY
PLATTSMOUT1I X. EliltASKA
JTTORNEY
A. N. SULLIVAN.
Attorney at-Law. Will nive prompt attentioii
t all buHinefs entriinted to lnui. ,Ice lB
Union block. Eat Side. Flattsmoutb. Neb.
JTTOHNEY A UW.
WINDHAM & DAVIES.
B. B. WINDHAM. JOHN A. "AVIES.
Notary l'ublic Notary 1'ubllc
Ofuce over4?ank of Cass County.
Plattsmoutti - - - - Nebrasba
n u lllblluyli 0
I I I I I 1 1 1 1 i I it 1 1 1 1 i
The Wafhingtton Avenue
GROCERS
AXl)
Provision Merchants.
Headquarters for
FLOUR AND FEED,
yV pay no rent and sell for CASH.
' You don Cpay any bills for dead beat?
when you buy of this firm.
The best SOFT COAL always ot
Iland.
IDOISTT FORGET
AT THE
Opposite Kichey Eros Lumber office
GOU) AND 1 'ItOil-AlN CU ,)vVNa -Bri
Jge work ".nnd fine gold, work a
SPECIALTY.
PR STEIN MS LOn.M.as w-H n otV.er ari
etuetlcsj;iveu lor the p unless exiraeuoa o:
tec Hi.
C. A. MARSHALL, - F'.tzgeral
1 rM-
HENRY BOECK
The Leading
FURNITURE LEALER
AND
: UNDERTAKR.
Constantly k.eps on hi.na everything
you ne-u to furnish your house.
COKXEK SIXTH ANI MAIN STREUT
PlaUsmout
Neb
PERKINS - HOUSI
217, 210, 221 and 223 Main St.,
oiattsmouth, - Nebraska.
IT. I!. r.QjS. Proprietor.
Ihe Perkins has b"en thoroughly
renovated from top t:,- .ott Oir. ad :s
now one of the best hotels in the state
Boarders will be taken by the week at
f 4.50 and up.
GOOD BAP. CONNECTED
rrx r.utr.ufrsTFirs Fngush. Rco
THE ORIGINAL AHO GENUINE.
4. in iaaii.- f.- frtJr.!lrr, foil mouuiii,
J .; HtlinM:Ulfc A jim i.cr.
Ayer's Pills
Excel all others as a family medicine. They
arn suit;il to every constitution, old and
young, and, being sugar-coated, are agree
able to take, l'urely vegetable, they leavo
no ill effects, but. strengthen iuid regulate
Jie stomach, liver, and bowels, and rebtoro
every organ to is normal Junction. For nao
cither at home or abroad, ou land or sea,
these 1'iils
Are the Best.
"Ayer's Tills have be-n used in my family
for over thirty years. We find them an ex
cellent nicilicine in fevers, eruptive diseases,
and all bilious troubles, anil tteldom call a
physician. They are almost the only pill
used in our neighborhood." Keilinon 0'.
Comly, Itour I-anuin;; l. O., W. Feliciana
Parish, l.a.
" I have been in this country- eight years,
and, during all this time, neither I, nor any
member of my family have used any other
kind of medicine than Ayer's Fills, but these
we always keep at band, and I should not
know how to get along without them."
A. W. Soderberg, Lowell, Mass.
"I have used Ayer's Cathartic Fills as a
Family Fedicine
for 3T years, ami they have always given the
utmost satisfaction." James A. Thornton,
liloomington, Ind.
"Two boxes of Ayer's Fills cured me of
severe headache, from which I was long a
sufferer." Emma Keyes, JIubbardstown,
Mass.
Ayer's Pills,
I'REPA RBH BY
Dr. J. C. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mae a.
Sold by all DeVers In Medicine.
THE
TYPEWRITER
A strictly first class machine, fully warrant
ed. Made" Iroui the very best material b
skilled workmen, and with the best, tools that
iiav ever tieen devised for the purpose. War
ranted to do all that can be reasonably ex
pected of the very best typewriter extant
Capable of writing 150 words ver minute oi
more according to the ability of the operate.
rmvE si oo.
If there is no agent in your town address th
mauufactures.
THE FAKISII M'F'G CO.
!ients wanted Parish JS. Y.
P. B. SEELEMIRB, Agent.
Lincoln, Neb,
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run olo asuASLS.
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Can fi'ipply ;vtw demand of the city.
C.iUa-id o-tt terras. Fourth street
in rear of opura house.
1 ' -J i 5tt. i.pacin'n is iri.-eurr.i.?, t!irc. r:(i:V
U'. ir". . JTU.." -t5 or hy n:-..!. .
3 W E S S r CE4 SOISES c U R E t
riy tVjt's Invisible 1 ilbniar ilar Cuh-
V;.isp.:ra he.ir'i. CnmfTtiblt.
1 ,i'k. V.'r.le li.r Uui o pruvta I IiCC
BOILING VATER OR MILK
li Li
6
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LABELLED I -2 LB. TiNS ONLY.
ti.?.:r OALSAWI
T-"r.. :. -3 rii1 Ik-uu title the hair,
.j i'r. -;tif.U'? a luxiuiaiit gro"th.
il"vcr Fai's to Brstore Gray
li.iir tr. 1M9 Youthful Color.
Ou.jv1' :-'.-. ;) ('i!f.i' a A hair tailing.
:-Ll.-S:-wk!ifc.-ii.l.sj
7A iMJT'iM
1 -v
Jt 1 u rt-ii trie ont Cuuiih.
.ri-i, I-.; ,
, It!
utrjon, iin.Tttkc in time.& JetM.
i i D i-'. I. C O I i 3 . Tnfi ' '' 't',rt' curc rr Com.
1 aii iu. iiL. ui X'i-uLsU, or XlibCoX li CO., i. Y.
Dr. GrcsvERsrs
V
DUU-bci roil M
T
11 V L jj
Givrti rjitirJi reli'f
j rum pain.
PLAST
" forfn l y all Dnieirt.
Cross l 'x -iod bp 'vj
Thf only Paf. Pare, srl l- . f"r r-.;i
nd ittiict fur ljinl." t W.ir, h rt-'arn .TTiU
CIChtt.TtR CmL-ICAL Co., r1 ;r. ; KquiiM,
bucklen's Arnica balve.
Tiik I'.K.sr Sai.vk in th: world for Cuts
Bruises, Son s, U.ots. Salt Uhriini. I't-vor
S(rcs, Ti.ttcr, (,1!i;i p il I lauds. Chilblains,
Corns, nril iili Skin TiiUition.j. nud jf.si-tivi-ly
cures I 'ji-f-, or u.) pay icijuind.
It is triiar."'t'fii to rive iti-t.iriion, or
ii".o:n y reiuinli 'I. IViec cent , p.-r lnx.
For sr.le ly F. C. I'ricke it ("o.
Remarkiht Fcts.
I leart l isfiiso is usiiiilly supposed
to In- i nru r;i I !r. hut wliou pnipcily
Irc.'ilod ;i l;ic;;c portion oi i'ii.-os con
)( cincd. 'J'htis .Mr.-. IChi'.ira ll;iti b,
of lv!kli;ir1, In., n;!l irs. Mary I ..
linker, of )id, T'lit'Ii., weie cured
after suiferiiijjf years. S. C IJu
hiirrer, lni","is1 at Sail Jose, 111.,
says that Dn .Miles' New Heart Cure
which cured the former, "worked
wonders r h is wi fe." Levi Loe'an
of I Juclia na 11, M ich., who had lwait
disi-ar-e ior :i) years. s;i) .s two bottles
made hiai "ieel like a new man."
Dr. Miles' New U -art Cure is sold
and eiuirniitecd by F. (. l'ricke A:
Co. lioiik of woiulerf ill testimonials
free. 1
Some years ajo Chamoerly in i5r. C.? of
Den Moines, Iowa, : inmcuccd the man
ufacture of a couejh symp, belicviijo; it to
be the most prompt and reliable prepara
tion yet produced for coughs, colds and
croup; that the public appreciate true
merit, and in tim1 it was certain to be
come popular. Their most sanniue
hopes have been more than realized.
Oyer three hundred thousand bottles of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy are now
sold each year, and it is recognized as
'the best marie," wherever known. It
will cure a severe cold in less time than
any other treatment. For sale by F. O.
Fricke & Co.
The holding of the World's Fair
in a cityr scarcely- fifty years old
will be a remarkable event, but
whether it will really- benefit this
nation as much as the discovery of
the Kestorative Nervine by Dr.
Franklin Miles is doubtful. This is
just what the American people need
to cure their excessive nervousness,
dyspepsia, headache, dizziness,
sleeplessnes, neuralgia, nervous de
bility, dullness, confusion of mind,
etc. It acts like a charm. Trial
bottle and fine book on "Nervous
and Heart Diseases," with une
qualed testimonials free at F. G
Fricke & Co. It is warranted to con
tain no opium, morphine or danger
ous drucrs. 1
Tbe Ilennes Method for piano and
oran, the favorite and most suc
cessful in France and Germany,
also harmony taught. ' dtf
Mks. Merges.
Remarkable Rescue.
Mrs. Michael Curtain. Flaitifield. III., makes
the statement that she criulit r-old. which, set
tied on her l ings ; she was treated for a month
by her family p!i sician, but urew worse. He
old her she "was a hopeless victim of consump
tion and that no medicine could cure her
Her DruKK'-st suggested Dr. King's new discov
ery for consumption ; ehe bought a bottle and
to her delight found herself benefited from the
dose. She continued it i s eaudafter tak
ing ten bottles, found herself sound and well
now dos hr ov. n housework and is as well a
she ever w;e.- Free tiia- bottles of ;this great
discovery at F. G. Fricke & to' , Drug Store
rgebottles ouc, andil.
i - i I ss" Herveana Liver Pillo.
Act on a n'.-w principle regulating
the liver, stomach and bowels thiough
the nerves. A n:.-w discovery. Dr. Miles'
Pills speedily euro bibou-uss. bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, coit:p!;tion. Une
qualcd for i"en. v.-..mon, children.
Snetiu t, mihlest-, s ir t! 5' doses, 25c.
S'inpl-1 fite at F G. Fricke & Co's.
Th-3 PCevv Discovery.
You have heard your friend.-? and
neighbors talking' about il. Von
may yourself be one of the many
who know from personal experience
just bow g-ood a thine" Jf you
have tried it you are one of its
staunch friends, 'localise the won
derful thing- about it is. that when
once given a trial, Dr. King"'s New
Discovery ever after holds a place
in the house. If you have never
used il and should be afflicted with
a cough, cold or any throat, lung-or
chest trouble, secure a bottle at
onc and gdve it a fair trial. It is
guaranteed every time, or money
refunded. Trial bottles free at F. G.
Fricke it Co's drugstore.
!-. : i ; .-f for kings of
machines can be found fit the yiner of
fice, corner of of Main an I Sixth streets
with Ibmry Bovc1' wtf
Hair chains, rin.gs, crosses and
hair work of all kinds to order.
II.vs. A. K.N EE.
tf
17 Ji 5 Locust St.
Shiloh's Viializer is what you
need for constipation, loss of appe
tite, dilziness and all symptoms of
dyspepsia. Price 10 and Toe. i
To lee Comsumers.
My ice wagon lias berun to make
regular trips. Orders left at my
store, m- commission house or with
the driver will be promptly attend
ed to. tf F. S. White.
A restore, stricken, and g"ive you
a luxuriant growth of hair, to keep
its color natural as in youth, and to
remove dandruff, use only Hall's
THE MAN WHO
Drives the the Hearse is not in it
And for that matter, neither is the
Singer Sewing Machine Company.
Over 9,lJ0,U)O Singers have been
sold in the United States which
means that we have over 9,()0,0)0 wit
nesses to the fact that the SINGKK
is the best machine made. All the
newest improvements have been
added which truly make the Singer
The (Jueen of all her Realm.
Machines sold on the most favora
ble terms hy the department mana
ger. MR. D. P. CRONIN,
at his liendquartersiii Henry Hcecks
Furniture store or by Mr. Atherton,
local agent.
STRONG HORSERADISH.
It Iil l'vT-11iliis 1" 1 1 !-!-- l.Hiit;rxo
l-.xt:et Si-nirx i CiinIihiot.
The. young man had been a groom at
tin; riding schsl an I had also 1 n em
ployed at a sale stable. Still, the knowl
edge that he had acquired at these places
did not serve him well, now that he
was engaged as clerk in a grocery store
on Sixth avenue.
One day a young lady came ia the
store and asked the ch-ik if they had
any horseradish.
'"Ilossradish? 1 should say we have,"
exclaimed the young man. "We prob
ably have ihe m or-t remai'kable lmss-radi.-di
in the market." ;rid he pulled
down a bottle, covered wit h Ihe dust of
ages, and rolh-d it along the counter.
"Observe its gait," he continued with
enthusiasm. "Tin-re's a ho-sradish that
I can recommend. There's an A No. 1
family hossradish. I can warrant it to
work anywhere. It will drag a family
carriage, on a heavy track, in :t."
The young lady looked at the clerk
with some astonishment. She wanted
the horseradish, however, and ventured
to ask if it was strong.
"Strong?" echoed the clerk: "why, it's
as strong as a steam stump puller. It's
the strongest hossradish that ever looked
through a collar. You can take it right
out of your phaeton, after a wdiirl around
Central park, hitch it to a stone boat,
and if it doesn't pull more; than a loco
motive I'll knock it in the head. Fact
is, it's a heavy draught hossradish, with
the swiftness and endurance of Salvator."
"I meant to ask," said the young lady,
somewhat confused, "if it is sharp
does it bite?"
"Bite? No; it's gentle as a sucking
dove; wouldn't bite the smallest child.
It seems kind o' sad like when it has to
take the bit in its mouth. Oh, no; it
wouldn't bite a piece of molasses candy.
And kick? You couldn't make that
hossradish kick if you tickled it with a
straw," and the clerk punched the bottle
in the ribs as proof of its excellent dis
position. The yonng lady did not seem entirely
satisfied with the recommendation, and
took the bottle up to examine it more
closely.
"That's right, said the affable yonng
man; "look it over carefully. Examine
it closely for ringbone, spavin, quarter
crack, heaves, thumps, mumps, bumps,
dumps, grumps or anything else under
the shining sun. If you find it is not as
sonnd as a dollar, the hossradish is yours
without costing you a red cent, and with
a nice set of silver mounted harness
thrown in. Shall I wrap it up?"
The j-oung lady said she would not
take it along now but might call later
with a halter to lead it home. River
and Driver.
No Seat, No Sermon.
Once having to preach at a church in
Regent street, on arriving at the door
Bishop Wilberforce encountered his
friend Mrs. A in the act of returning
to her carriage.
"What, going away?"
"Only because I can't get in."
"Do you mean that you really wish to
stop?"
"I came on purpose."
"Then take my arm."
The crowd at the door wa3 excessive.
At last the beadle appeared, to whom
the bishop in his blandest manner, said:
"You will be so good as to give this
lady the best seat in the church."
'Impossible, sir church quite full!"
The bishop calmly, but with emphasis,
repeated hi3 orders.
"Quite impossible!" repeated the bea
dle. "I tell you, sir, the church is quite
full."
"Oh, but," was the rejoinder, "I won't
preach if you don't!"
This alarming threat at once opened
Bumble's eyes.
"Oh, I beg pardon, my lord," winking.
"This way, marm."
And lie deposited Mrs. A in the
churchwardens' luxurious empty pew
under the pulpit. London Tit-Bits.
Wire Finer Than Hair.
We are at work just now on some
pretty small wire. It is l-500th of an
inch in diameter finer than the hair on
your head, a great deal. Ordinary fine
wire is drawn through steel plates, but
that wouldn't do for this work, because
if the hole wore away ever so little it
would make the wire larger, and that
would spoil the job. Instead, it is drawn
through what is practically a hole in a
diamond, to which there is, of course, no
wear. These diamond plates are made
by a woman in New Y'ork, who lias a
monopoly of the art in this country.
The wire is then run through machinery,
which winds it spirally with a layer of
silk thread that is .0015 of an inch in
thickness even finer than the wire, j-ou
pee. This wire is used in making the
receiving instruments of ocean cahh ,
the ffilvanometers used in testing cables
and measuring insulation of covered i
yrires. Interview with a Manufacturer.
A Waste of Money. j
An actor told the following story the !
other evening: He was on a train which
was coming into New York. Iu the
seat before him sat two countrymen
who were evidently on their way to the
theater. They began to talk .'ibo;:t
actors, and one of them said: "These
actors get awful big salaries. I don't
see how they can afford to pay 'em so
much. Now there's X . They say
he gets $C0O a week and the cast of char
acters. Just think of it! Two hun
dred dollars and the cast of char
ac ters! And the cast of char ac
ters! That seems a wicked waste of
money!" New York Tribune.
Economy I-j Wealth. i
Amy I confess that I love you. Jack;
but tell me, how could you support a
wife? You have no money, I am told.
Jack Puffer Oh, that's all right. I'm
going to give up smoking. Epoch.
The Way of It.
"And wasn't George paying a great
deal of attention to Edie?"
"Yes; but he's not paying so much at
tention to her now. They're married,
you know." London Judy.
NObODY CARCS!
A Weerily M.ei li'tlefrire.
All. ,. , f.'i : i MiiiWs
l:. .:.-! - I.
Tl .it i:i ! e I !. ir beat
I".-.r .'.: t I : :i n l.ii le -A
M. v : ! , : ; :l ei ' !.e lil-.U.
A l.i i " !!...( l-'i ' i:; It.-re-,
! 'i I .,r ui ic'.a hill
.1.1 1 n i.-t .,. ! -.ill
No!.,,.y .
A ! '.' n t -. il 1 li -1 1 ir', n fiien.
A J'i I ! i v. I rir-l 1 1 -i I u i l.i I lie call,
A ! i r I lir.t s lines
A !' .1' e i 'i l'i t ' e.
fil-Mii e, r. mi i hr-.l i- a 1!,
f.l e j !!.-1 i Mi 1 I.e l i h -' . i - ' Hie diet k
I'lail 1 M'k i l.ieh smi h i i ;. iit s u eais.
Thai li '1.1 i m I lie lii'u vv -
Ah, v. in. stall r-:iy now.
's.'ui.nily ; i V"
- ( 'oi-uh!l M-e.ra.ino.
Iffi Traveled with tli I. ions.
"I had an hit -res! i .Mg expenetiee." said
Mr. George Boniface, dr. "I happened
to be passing one of the dime museums
when I noticed a large placard announc
ing the appearance of the elastic skin
man. Having never seen this curiosity
bought a ticket and entered the mu
seum. 1 was startled by the resemblance
which the elastic skin man bore to some
Due I had seen. I could not recall tiie
name, but the resemblance haunted me
like a dim ghost tint had come out of
long ago. While I stood wondering the
reporter for a local paper came up to in
terview the elastic skin man, and I heard
the elastic skin man say: 'My name is
D. B. Hodges. In Isiol I was agent for
Uumsey & Newcomb's minstrels. Since
then I have been idle.'
"In a few moments," continued Mr.
Boniface, "who should come along but
Arthur Cambridge, Charley Griste and
Gus Pennoyer. They shook hands with
the elastic skin man and began talking
over old times.
"'Let's see. Charley,' asked the elastic
6kin man, 'what show were you travel
ing with when I first met you?'
" 'Upon my word, I don't remember,'
said Mr. Griste. 'The first show 1 ever
traveled with was a den of performing
lions, run by well, now, it's curious
that I can't recall the name!'
" 'Was it Van Amburgh?' asked the
elastic skin man.
" 'Bless j-our heart, no,' said Mr.
Griste. 'Why, lie taught Van Amburgh
the business. Funny I can't think of his
name. He was a great friend of old Bill
Coup's oh, yes, now I recall the name;
it was Daniel!'" Eugene Field in Chi
cago News.
Where Nobody Starves.
Within a hundred miles of the east
coast of Australia no native in an uncrip
pled condition has ever died from lack of
digestible food a rather comprehensive
term in a country where fern roots are
boiled like potatoes, and snails and grass
hoppers are considered tidbits. Strange
to say, the martyrs of that horrid diet
get old, as a proof that freedom from
care is, after all, the main condition of
longevity. A similar phenomenon may
be observed in the villages of Central
Russia, where mental stagnation pre
vails in its ugliest forms, but where
charity ami parish poor laws protect
every native from the risk of actual star
vation. Professor Oswald in Good
Words.
Two Famous Men Converse.
A young woman was favored with a
chance to hear two famous poets con
verse. She was walking in Cambridge,
and saw Longfellow and Low-ell strolling
a little way ahead. Her quick step soon
brought her near them. She thought to
herself. "Now I will get the freshest
utterances of two great m"n." Just be
fore she overtook them she saw a pretty
child coming along, and about to meet
them. "What are little girls made of?"
said one poet to the other. "Sugar and
spice and all that's nice, and that's what
little girls are made cf." Christian
Union.
Canned Frr:;l-i i:i I'ompeii.
A curious story is told of the origin ot
canned fruits. Years ago, when the ex
cavations were beginning at Pompeii,
some jars of preserved figs were found
in the pantry of one of the buried houses.
On being opened the fruit was found to
be fresh and good, thus showing that
centuries ago the art of preserving fruit
was practiced and that we are indebted
to the ancients for many a delicious dish.
New York World.
The biggest natural beehive in the
world is that in Kentucky known as the
"Mammoth Beehive." It is in reality a
huge cave, the main compartment of
which is loO feet high, and whose floor
covers ten acres in extent. The bee
hive is of solid rock, the roof of which ;
has been entirely honeycombed by bees
A system of tdeecric r:::Iwry Mgnalmg j
has appeared in Lmmm :, iu which, it j
two engines come on sa:.m s-ction of i
line, bells are automat:. -ally Set ringing j
in each emrine by an . ---t r. ; current.
The same arrang. me: it allows t-lephiiic
communication b.-tw. ki tno engineers
una aloo with the sigmd men.
One state cf the Union, which derived
its usages from French r.nd not from
English originals, has no conn'ies at ail.
In Louisiana thme sub divi.-i of the
state are still called parishes, both ohi
ciaby and in ordinary sp-ecli, though
they are now divided into many real
parishes of the church.
Senator Peffer, of Kanas has had
r.o-.h .if f.?.rhr c!i;',lrr-i ti;r.'.'i.f whom
I.UU VI A..0-ws.i. -., - ......
are girls, learn a trade. Typesetting i
seems to have bemi most popular wnn
them, although one daughter has fitted
Lers-df to become an aiaraiuenfis, and
one eon is a locomotive engineer.
One cf the largest dynamos in the
world is s dd to be in use in an alumi
num works in Switzerland. The com
mutator is made of copper, and weighs
over bix tons. The mmmir.e has the ca
pacity of developing 1 1.0X amperes at
thirty volts.
Algeria ha3 now about l.OGO.CUO pop
ulation. It is not considered a colony,
however, but a detached part of France,
and the French chambers alone have the
right of legislating fcr it.
A DruminiT Si;nr Ichcil.
It was iu the M days, when traveling
liy Klnm- co.-icli v;n 1 : ml, coin I non than
it is at present, tint the lle-n archbishop
of Paris, Moiiscigi, in- AlTre, voyaging
to a nearby paii-li. took place in a dili
gence with a Iiunii ' i- ot' ;, !. liMrieli of
diiVeieiit social si iiimi i. Among tho
gioiip w as a omig di nioi'ier ior a Imsi-
lless house v. ito. 1 1 i.e Ins s e, : -ci -- oi s ol a
1.0 r era, was .veiou I be 1 -ol. mt for a
g 1 story in hi-;ovn mind and practi
cal joke. 'I'll el, i ical ; tanii I a ; of the)
aichhbhop did I,' t -x . 1 1 ; 1 1 ban evi u
l'mm attempts at haul r or u i 1 1 c i-m,
hut with t l.e con.-. iderat i ti ! (bought
du" to the company pr eat le- pa-sod
the yoiitc- J.-r's . i oi Is o -ej- hit merely
an indulgent, smile. W r:ug bold, r by
t hi apparent immunity, t '' young t rav
el r at la-t went ln-yond all bounds of
proper respect.
"Can oti tell me, yimr grace," he
asked spiriiedly, "the dilo-.-vnee between
the archbishop and an as
The reverend gent ieia.ui, v. ith bis cus
toto'i ry en : 1 1 ly manner and without the
least, aj earaneo of olVense or resent
ment, r plied that he could not.
"Because," replied this (down in his
own little circus, "t lie one bears a cross
ou his breast and the otln ron hU back."
The sally, such as it was, was m t by
the most frigid science by all the pas
sengers save the archbishop, who smil
ingly inquired:
"Now, in my turn, I'd like you to tell
us the difference between a commercial
traveler and an ass?"
As though it wen; a mystery as deep
as the Sphinx the young wit pondered
for some time and then gave it up.
"I don't see it," he confessed.
"Neither do 1," replied the archb.shoi;
"there isn't any."
The smart drummer got ofi' at th- 'icxt
changing of horses. Washington -jlar.
The Convertiiitioiial ir le.
The circle must, not be too large. I
say nothing of public banquets of si rang
ers. They are a contradiction in terms.
Big dinner parties of ill assorted guests
also are failures from a conversationist
point of view. A fireside, or a table,
round if possible, and. say, four or half a
dozen guests, are sufficient. More will
break up into separate knots, and fewer
mean a tete-a-tete. "I had," says Tho
reau, "at Walden three chairs in my
house, one for solitude, two for l i iend
ship, three for society." The hermit
Thoreau in his hut at Walden was wiser
than the man who looks for society in a
crush.
An unhappy husband, living in Port
land place, whoso wife inflicted huge
parties upon him, was standing iu a
very forlorn condition leaning against
the chimney piece. A gentleman came;
np to him and said: "Sir, as neither of
us is acquainted with any of the people
here, I think we had best go home."
Social crowds must not expect the great
men amongst them to talk well. She
must have been a most, unreasonable
person who was disappointed with Na
poleon because, when a lot of ladies
were presented to him, he only remarked
to each of them how hot it was. Gen
tleman's Magazine.
I'oison hy A bsorpt ion.
The plow absorption of many pei-ons
changes in some more or le.-s modified
form the complexion, but av. ' Miieend am
monia show their eii'ect about qi.i.d.'iy
as any. The popular belief 1 ,-;t ai ..e::i;
clears the complexion ha 1-d many f-iby
women to kill ::i.. -iv. s v.i.li it in
small, conl i .!:: 1 do es.
It produc.-s a wa-:y, ivo-Vol: a; pe-tr-ance
of the skin uvi-'.r. : a err! in siige
of the poi.-o;ieg. 1 tit itrf t rrtble afn r
effects have l.ieoire too well known to
make it of .;, mien use as a :: rie-tic.
The eii'e i T i i ; ' -n t.; co.a
plexion are .!;.-.'. ly 1 ; po.-.: . iron I oat
of arsenic, 'iue i.r.d. :y..-1.';- - ;o,l
monia p ris-:ihg wi.:cli p; :;..s among
thf -e who work in a:;;::,; -.:n l'.;ctori.s is
a discoloration of ih' . ':bi ''. tie- m.-e
and forehead. Th: -i gr.-el'.iar.y extends
over the far"-, v.: tii the com lemon has a
stabe-d, blmcme.L ami u isig.e.ly appear
ance. With p.- mile who t-dre ammonia
into their systems i 1 small--:- doses, as
with their wal-r a:, I fool, t .. - strik
ing symptoms ". l.ot appear so soon.
The only em et of the :.::: that n vis
ible for a time is a g'-v; r:d v -ome-ness
ai.d salloV.'ie. cs of theco:..p!-.-..iosi.
St. Paul Clime.
Tbe ?"r.l Are Alt !l:--'it.
Visitors ta the clerk's. .;:'; e of them
perior court who e oec '.-eei to use
the writing tabi-j that rtv- U-.rs :.iT,m
the room have been startled recently by
large placards tacl:.- 1 about two fe-t
apart i. ..,:".:! big whom it may con
cern that "t! c-e ir'e -m.ds ma-t not
be taki n away." t im- "tia-e iuk
s!ar,ds'' are ;,",-, t il.e si:m of the average
hat. and are Impt tiia-q with ink. the
warning seems quite as. grai niton-, as it
would be to placard notices to p.-oploliot
to walk off wi'.n a i d h-or s-tove.
A lawyer who 1o..m (."!'.." at. tie r;r
notices got one of tim -m -,- v.-; - rans in
a corner the other day and a-.ked h.'.m if
he did nor think sm m a t.ot'e.-e was, -ar-rying
a jok , -ril .:; far. The veteran
shock his m .1 i, an 1 i'i sad m-ie-d tot.cs
thus answered :
"In the mistakes of the pa-t we '-'nn:' 1
seek our gui.ianee for the fntmv." New
York Times.
Smiien bat T:-jie,g, Ni'vi-itltc'ci.
Do not suppose that a young we
is necessarily in an unauiiame l'ram
mind when you meet her bearii
muddy overshoe in hand. The r
that she experi em 1 v.m :i she g-v
trying to keep tin- t-.iag on m,.:
balanced her vexat n.:i at : .mo: g a -and
loot: but oldt'ae things that wo
think and don't say when at every s:
mi.-fit ov'-rsiio; drops down at the
would make a vol am- f-r the gov
laent to suppress. Bo-toa Com;
wealth.
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Thd Service I.s Civil.
Bunting In Japan the servant' !n
variably treat their empl yers with def
erential consideration.
Larkiu Japan has a civil service law,
I suiot3. iluny'3 Weekly.