I I TT 1 m The Plattsmouth Herald. Ir. A. SIU'iurj li. tin- i-luiil- rhl t Or. Htt-ln Li-mi nir-.lhlir fr Id Palalt-M IitrMtkn or Trt-th In thUtltr. Offlrf- Itorkwixtd W 'llt-.l - A- m:iivi-. r-li.Wf lu u n. .rti.i re to H0 iiu.-nlh v. with n a-n. m r--" MAM'KACIIIHF.H, I.OCh tn he own nectioii HiiUNft. I if ti-t.c h Box lSttfl. Ni-w ik. OAHS LOlliiK. Nil I. A. I. ' v" ry lucaday niglit al their hall l' KitraM Hook. All o.id Krlioun rc conlialiy invlt-'1 to attmul whi;n viitth.n i;i tM- c'ty. T- K vl i i M. N ' 1 . vv . I'l: t ' ". N Kill s II 1 K tit their h knlj;ht an M .-.hall I u- l' - si ..-.. Mt-i-t- i-vi-iy -v i-ilrif iliiy i v- nun; ei-k ji Ii 1)'" k. Ail l"ltl" .- oonli.i ly ii'V H"'l ! alii-"!', ' . a. f . Kr k lux n. K I' 'xUMKN'.H in-1 -ll .-- t.l,i I iw -Hlrrman him k M;iin Mr.-i-t. I poo Ir ml :.'H a in l U l r'" liospi-l ui-el l)K every Muiulay alteim on at 'oitx-k . G. A H. MeCornilhln I'et. No. 4.'.. im-ets ey ry Satur day eveuhiK at 7 :.'). in tht-tr ball. Kookwoorl Block. All viaitiiiR comrades ai invited to .ueAt with m . 4 J. F. Nilen. Tost Adj. F. A I'.ates. I'ni-t f'orn. Our Clubbing; List. Globe-Democrat and Hkkai.u f 2.1:5 HarpcrV Magazine ' " 4.60 Harper'n Unziir " " 4. HO DemorcHt'u Magazine " 3.10 Omaha I5ee - " 2 4" Toledo Hindu " " -'45 Lincoln Call " " 2.15 National Tribune " " 2 45 The Forum ' " 5.55 nU-r On nn -'. 25 Lincoln Journal " " 2 The Home Magazine " " 1 S5 CkteM Hmi AkMt A young lady who teachm Bandar school ietmona to two Cbiome beys in an Episcopal church on Fifth avenne. apeak Injr of her work, said: "My two ona of the Flowery Kingdom cat: unejih but lit tle EngliHh, but I really think they hav a good idea of Chriat and bis minion on earth. They unem -ery apt at kiamfnjr, and kneel and staitd up at the proper time during chnn.:. aervice. Both of tht?in war quuen, though, ail would not part from them for any cota dera tion. It UK)k mo a long time io make them understand that Christ wa divine. They imagined I hal refrenoe merely to his gooilno.su. At fust they imagined ho was an idol that had Ixwn fourrKi over eighteen hundred years ago at Bethle hem, in Judea, and had been- buried, after being expid on the croaH, and then stolen and hidden by thorn who worshipped the idol. It was hard to Mt them away from the Joss idea "They speak English bo imperfectly I tliink tliat is a drawback to their rapid advancement. One of them asked me if God was buried in Judea. as well as his son. When I explained that they lived above the clouds an incredulous look came npon the boys' faces, and one naid, 'Melican man hah tings way np.' I could not deuy that we worshipped a being far alove us, but all around us. How long did it take me to make them understand the divinity of Christ? Well, nearly four years. They are bright boys." New York Herald. DREADFUL PSORIASiS if Time Table ooixo WKST Nol 3 . a. m No 2.... 3, 5 :-Jf p. in 4... " 5, 9 :-'5 a. in " . .. 7 -15 a. m. " 10. .. 6 :-'" ), m. " 12... - 11 5 p. in. " 20 . 1 11 :05 a. ni. (ICING KAT 5 :0,- p. m in ::x)a. in 7 ;44 p. ni. 9 :-15 a. in. 10 :14 a. in . 8 :'J0 a. in. f-OK Mi)USE EXTRAVAGANCE. Too fh I.lltli- .!.! I.dv TUoutrht That Mny l:iinlloii Werw Iiiiriiin. A dear old lailj- from the country sat with It si.s also from the country, in ;ho big dining room of the Astor house a few evenings ago. Men who have come so New York from the country, if they aad seen her, would have been remind ed of their grandmothers. II-jr face was kindly, and there was just a little color in it. She wasn't very tall, and her fig are was comfortable. She wore a shawl. Her bonnet was a little one, and in the front of it was some white lace. Her :jown was of bombazine and of some what ancient cut. The big, brightly lighted room inter ited her. So did the people at the tables. While the son was engaged in the toinewhat perplexing task of select ing the supper the old lady talked audi bly with the waiter. She told him that she hoped Landlord Astor and Mis' Astor were pretty well. The waiter explained that 2Ir. Allen w::- the landlord, whereat the old lady expresjed jiolite surprise. When the waiter had gone with the or der she devoted a few moments to study ing the chandeliers. They represent candles. "I wonder," she said, "how under th nun 'lis" Allen ever gets up there tc uuff 'cm." "Snuff what?" asked her eon. "Why, them candles; they're so high np." The young man did not .answer. Tho old lady again gazed at the chan deliers reflectively. They ain't no need of all that light," she said. "Mis' Allen hs n powerful wasteful woman." Her son -was apparently a man of few words. Her criticism was unnoticed. Prrv.ently the waiter brought the bread and the plates, and what the old lady evidently thought was a superabundance of knives and forks. She greeted him pleasantlv. "Back again, hey?" she said; ' fc"11' -vou'ro p'r.-ttv quick. But, Honice," she : kicked up all The Avfmte Man. One of the most galling tyrannies of modern life is that of the "average man." Who ever saw tho average man? Is any one acquainted with any one who ever did? Has any one any reason to lo lieve that the average man ever existed? The f;ict of the matter is that the aver age man in a myth. He never did and never will exist. He is a philosophical abstraction, a stage property of thy meta physician, a straw man set up to be wor shiped or reviled, as the case may be. Yet jeople always bow down to him and talk in whisjiers about his thoughts, his moods, his nit-d.s and desires. They are rejoiced when he is supposed to smile, and are cast down when he frowns. Statisticians burn tho midnight oil in order to "do sums" about him. States men give up their lives to his service. Political economists look solemn as they take his measure. Physicians explain how he may keep well, and preachers ad just the message of the gospel to his com prehension. Yet, of all the myriads of men who have ever lived each one differs more or less from the supposed average man. Who will deliver the world from the tyrannical rule of the average man? Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. Coverintr Fnlire It-dr White Scalen, snflVriiifr Frarrully Curnl by Cnllcura. My di.miufl (porlasl Brt broke out on my left cheek, fureadn e Heron my iii-se. and h1- moM covering my fc. It ran Into ny eve ami the i ht-icl " . afraid I uld l'e my yesiifht alt";ether. It w ad all over n-y heail. mix! my Hair an t- u .) I. U"tl. I wac entirely baldhead erl ; t t In i, lir- k- out on mv arms and shoulderc, not il my arm were Junt one ore. Ii vered iny entire Imrtv, my face. I ead an shuulderii heiiiK i he worst. The white scab fell coiiNtantlvfrotn mv head r-houlileiH ami hi ti i -' the rki i wou it tliiikt ii ami be red and Very Itehv. a' il w uld .eraek and tileed if scratched Alter lo-endm; ina'iv hundreds of dollare, I wa- pronounced in cuiahle. J heard of thi-CfTl- I K Ui-mkhiks and after iihiiik two Ir ttlen Cuticuic-Kkhhi.v- km, 1 rotil fi-e a ehi-nne. -H'1 after I hud t fren'our botfle-. I w xliniii't cured, and when I bail ued six bottles of Cui li'CHA liK- WU.VWT, one box of t'UTli'f ka. an one box of l UTK I.'HA So.i wascuieil ol t he ilreadful deHeae from which I had suffered five ears. I rannot exprexs wilha pen what 1 suffered be t -ie ininK tin- Kitm Kll r.H. 1 hey saved my llf and I feel it my duty to icco mend them My h iir i-retored - s (j.iod ever, and ho Is my eyealtfht. MKS. KOSa KKL1.Y KockwellCity Iowa. C UTICU It A H KS OLV KNT The ew blood puiifli-r, interiial'y to cleiwe tlie blood of all impurities .and ionou.s ele !iiin s, and t'CTicuMA the ere at i-kin cure and i V l li l'ltA "(iai-, I'll exipil-i'e skin beaut'fl d ex'e nally ro clear the Skin and sca'p and re Hto e ' he hair have cured thoueanilM of canes where Hie shedding of scale measur- d a quart daily, thekin ciai-ked. bh-edliiK. burning and iti-hiiiK almor-t bevi nil eiiduraiice. hair iifeles-" and a I (f--ie. sulleiiufr ttinbi-. S hat other remedies have made such cures? 'old everywhere. 1 lice ( i th i:i:a. Mic Soai 2.r.c. Kithi -I vk.nt, il 1'repaied by the I'ottkk Jlltl'i; AN 11 I'HKMil'AI. t Oh l-OKAl ION, Ili-l-toll C-g'-S- nd 'or "How to Cure Skin IHnras'-s" ("- panes r,0 ill -M .-nioi.H. ami Km ti-sliiiionial. iiupies, b.ack tiead , in eur -I -iv A Doomed Dnct, Singers who "murder" music are usu ally considered more guilty than the music is. The provoked Cincinnati judge was not blaming the muic, how ever, when he turned the metaphor the other way. His daughter and a young gentleman caller frequently indulge in tuneful vocal practice over the piano, and when they get together in the parlor the judge gets in as remote a part of the house as pos sible in order to avoid what he terms the uproar. One evening they had been even more devoted than usual to their music, and on the following morning the judge inquired of his daughter: "What on earth was all that racket you and your caller were making in the parlor last evening?" "Why, papa, Sam and I were trying a new duet." "Trying a new duet, were you? Well, from what I heard I should j udge that you found it guilty and inflicted the heaviest penalty on it." New York Times. 1 V I "llv " M. i. rnuj-li T I ' ' A chai'pcd and It I !'.- 1 1 1 K 1A I N I'.ack ache, kidney pain, w-ikness I heini:;il l-lii. and iiiii-cular I a n Relieved in on minu o by the Cuticura A eti-pain plas ter. PROBATE NOTICE IN 'I 1 1 K MAITKK Of X. Final Settlement T1IK KsT.vTIi OF Spencer S. Killing", ilecran-l. In the county com- ol I'ass county. Nhrask. Notice in hereby eiven that the heii it sa d Spencers Billing's desras-i has lu n!e ap,.li cation lor tmal set tP-iueut. a- it ir.al said coiise is et for hearing a' mv i Hire a' rialtsmonth on the 3lst day - f March A. 1 lx;d. at Hi eclo. k a m on saiil day ; at which time and place, all peisous interested in iy be pres- nt and exam ine the accounts of hlfa M, Spencer, cxecultix of the last will and testament of said ib ceased 15. S. Kam kv. Con. ltv .liide Plattfmouth. March 10. ls;H. 5l-3t THE ORIGINATOR f)F IIONKST LOW TRICKS 1A (C.MCHi T mAYo j OK is sole ncqt OAvqcr of opii Visihlisl s: O-ULt for TONE'S zzl3"w Sioriin. -c5.- TT-ertisem-ent -A.Toom.t .ril 1st Kx oil els iiqiyy s trVnviO o lis V i Sheriff's Sale. I5v virtue of an execution issued bv W. C Showalier. clerk ol the ilisi rict coin t u ii 1 in and for (Jass county. Nebraska, and to me directed. I will on the 30th day of M; rch. A . 1-91, at 1 o'clock p in., of said day al the Miuth door of tlie court house in the ilv of Piatt mouth, in said county, sell at public auction. the lollowiuu real state to-wu : Lot t vii bundled au I seventy-two (2721 in the village of (Ji-enwood ; lot- Ibirty-iwo ::-') : ml thirty-three (S3) Jones' Second Addilion to the village of fireen wood. Cas coir ty. Nebraska, together with the pri Ilexes and anpurtenaii cis t hereunto belonitif; or in anywise apper 'ainiiiK The same beins; levied up n and taken as the Moperty of .losiah t'line. defend ant ; to sa-isfy a jud-rnient of s id court recov ered by Jospli T. Lloyd, plaintiff against said defen dants. I'lattsinouth.Neb.. Feb. 25th. A. !., ls;i. W I.l.IAM Tien K. w4!-5t Sheriff Cass County, Neb. SJiin' inore than bread, didn't you?" I "It will bo here sliortly," put in the 1 waiter, with a polite bow. Tho old lady ' gave him a sweet smile. "I'm pretty i hungry, she said. j Several of the diners had overheard j n-r observations. So:;ie of t'lem were ; harl faced business men. They didn't I laugh at her. They only regarded her with lively interest. She smoothed out the tablecloth carefully, and inspected the silver, evidently with approval. Tho waiter brought the meal and gave tho J-i lady close attention, which pleased .ier immensely. She smiled on him and ii-skml after the health of his family. As (the rose from the table sh said to him: "Tell Mi.V Allen I'd like to have her recipy for that snow puddin', but I'm in a hurry." The waiter lxnved and said gravely that Iv would do so. And as the old lady pa.isail out of the door one of the diners raised a glass and exclaiinel, "The -.Id lady G1 bless her!" New York U-tter. An Old New Orleans Custom. If you have plenty time to loaf and ob serve everything that passes before your gaze you will notice on nearly every post in the French quarters there are little hand bills tacked up and bearing the heading "Decode." Beneath this there is additional printing, all, however, in French. These are death notices, which seemed to be used instead of the newspa Tiers to announce the invincible hand. They state the hour of the funeral, etc., and the name of the deceased. As a general tuing tnese nonces are over the French section in an hour after the person has died. I no ticed several upon which the printers' ink h.'Kl scarcely dried, and which an nounced the demise of some unfortunate which had taken place only a few min utes before. New Orleans Cor. Rich mond Dispatch. He TuUe th Cako for Cinmy. There is a fanner in W right-own town ihip who will perhaps in time got rich, ha he is economy and watchfulness per Honified. He engaged a girl to assist in the house at stated wage per week. When they agreed to settle, nearly a year biter, b- had a bill against her of a little more than 1 for loss of time for gaping" at the car.-i as they went to and fro. It seems that after the construction train got to rnnning she would co every time it p;issed to the door, look at it. throw up her hands and apron and laugh, so ploaij at tho sight. This loss of time wan charged against lwtr in thir ettle xner.t. Long headed man, that. Doyle own D-niocrat. Neatly Caught. The following is told of a judge before whom a man was lieing tried for steal ing a gold watch from a woman as she was entering a 'bus. The man declared the watch was his, and the woman was "Mistaken in identifying it as hers. Sud denly the judge asked: "Where's the key?" The prisoner f nmbled in bis pockets, and said he must have left it at home. The judge asked him if he wound the watch frequently with the key, and he said "Yes." Then a key was procured, watch and key were handed to the prisoner, and he was told to wind the watch. He opened the case but could not find any place to nso the key, liecanse the watch was a keyless one. The sentence was five years. London Tit-liits. I'robate Notice Final Settlement IN TIIK MATT Kit OF THE ESTATE OF John Inlielder. deceased. In County I'ourt. Cass County, Nebraska. Notice is hereby given that Louis C. KiekhoH administr tor of the estate of the said John lnhelder deceased, has made application for final s 'ltlenieht, and that said cause is set for hearing at mv ollice at 1'iattsm uith. n the 13th day of April. A. I), lsttl, at lo o'clock a. m. on said day ; at which time and place all per sons interested may hit present and examine said accounts. Ii. S. Ramsey, Co. Judge. Plattsmouth, March 17. isai. w3t Probate S!oti"e Final Settlement. IN 'I HE MATTER OF THE ESTATE OF Frederick F.ickhoff, deceased. In the County Court. Cass County, Nebraska Notice is hereby given that Louis C. Eickhotf adm nistrator of the eKtate ol the said Fred erick EickhofI deceased, has made application for final settlement and tha'. .a d ciuse :b - et !or hearing at my ofllce at I'laosiuouth ou the 13th day of Al ril A. 1). 111. at 10 o'clock a. m. on said day : at w hich time and p ace all per sons laterested may be present and examine said accounts. B. S. Ramskv. County Judge. Plattsmouth, March 17 1331. 3t EDMUNDS & ROOT Tne pioneer meichants of Carry a full stock of general merchondiso which theysell very close. Highest price paid for all kinds of farm produce. Gen erous treatmentand fair dealing is the secret of our success. tsl-j's foi loii libci'ql Pq(iH)qqiio iq c, pqsj qqel q coqjiqqoqs o( lo sqiio iq lo fqlqio. Eveiything at and Below cost Until April 1st. uoeiDiclsGD ScM The Vasl;lnpt GROCERS Provision Merchants. Headquarters for FLOUR AND FEED, We pay no rent and sell for CASH. Y'ou don't pay any bills for dead leatt when you buy of this firm. The Hand. best SOFT COAL always or, DONT FORGET AT THE 5 CO-EJN LiJbsr3 to Opposite llichey Bros Lumber office -QAWSON & PEARCE CHAS L Murray Neb. K00T, Notary Carry a Full Line of FINE M1LLESER Y A ISO UM DREN8 CLOTHING. ALSO FRESH CCT FLOWERS ROOM 2. K. LEV Ml.OCK. Pi. ATT MOUTH HAVELOCK ARE YOU - GOING - TO - BUILD - THERF IF SO- Remember that li. (). Castle 6c Co have an immense; ntock of LUMBER AND ALL BUILDIDG MATERIAL A.T HAVELOCK r And Guarantee Satisfaction in all Things R. O- CASTLE & CO HAVELOCK, NEBRASKA. SIXTY Public i The ThouKl't f'll Manager. Mrs. De Style (in theatre box) What W7j this placard, "No Loud Talking," put in our box for? Mrn. Fomndred (after reflection) I presume the manager left it here bo we could show it to the people on the stage when their chattc-r interrupts onr con vorsjttion. New York Weekly. Tr ICel Mu'i Disappointment. "Ughf said tho Indian, in disgust. "What's the matter, Swallowtaiir naked the aent. "Big Injun chase white man fom mils. Want BcaLp. Catch white man, UakS white man baid." Harper's IWzaur. Wildman & Fuller carry the larg est and finest si.sortment of wall pa per in Cass county. Time is money- then gn toGer in V Co. to buy wall paper. Apple Trees. I will have for sale at John Y. Stone's fruit farm, oil'. mile wc-st of Glenwood, Iowa, in time for plant ing this spring, a larc stock of ap ple trees of the varieties tested by experience in this climate ami prov ed to le valuable in South-western Iowa and South-eastern Nebraska. These trees were grown in Mills count j', Iowa, and in Missouri and from this stock Mr. Stone will plant heavily this spring, and most of them were jrowu in the nurseries from which he has planted largely during the last eix years. This farm is six miles east of Platts mouth. K. C. White. w2t Glenwood, Iowa. The largest and most complete and cheapest stock of wall paper, paint and oil in the county at Gerinjr & Co's. S LOOK ANDSLISTEEN If you want your Watch repaired If you want yourCloek repaired. If you want a handsome 1 ea set If you want a haudiorao Knapkiu nns. Or anything in the line of Jewelry B A. McELWAIN Who has moved into the Hotel Riley Block, South side of Schildknecht's Shoe Store is GHUCK FULL FOR THE NEXT DAYS WE WILL GIVE SPECIAL CIE-3 ZD XOSS IN ALL OUR COMPLETE LINE OK BOOTS AND SHOES ALL. BGECK CO. 10 ID 7 1 irAll W. T A. I T ( 1 Also the Ligh running Dome-tic Sewing Machine for sa'(-' Of Satisfaction to deal out to customer in the city. everv I'erhajiH no local disease has puz zled and baffled the medical jirofes sion more than catarrh. While not immediately fatal it is among the most distressing and disgusting ills the tleah in heir to, and the rec ords show very few or no cases of radical cure of chronic, catarrh by any of the multitude f modes of treatment until the introduction of Ely's Cream Halm a few years ago. The success of this preparation has been most gratifying and; surprising. there is no In lp for fever and cold lti tin." thousands testify that Halm has. ntirely cured Hi. -in If -iiitirrsedcs tne dan LT-rou.-. use of liquids and snuffs. It is easily applied into the nostrils and -rives relief at once. Price -"c. Don't sav catarrh, hay head, since Klv's Cream ri vi Disiolution N'otirro. The partnership heretofore exist ing between the undersigned ithi day, the 1 1th flay of March, dissolved by mutual consent. All debts flue Joe Klein, the Clothier, must he paid to Joe Klein, who assumes all in debtedness of said firm. tf joi; Kid-:iN. Wm. Fisher. f-rjit and Friut Trees" is an aldv written book and tru.-ly information forall who grow fruit of any rort or kind. Stark Hros.' Nur-eries, Ioui-iana, Mo.,, will send it free to all interested- Orange Judd Farmer. A century of progress has rAit produced a remedy equal to lily's (.'ream Halm for catarrh, cold in the head and hay fever. It is not a liquid fir snuit. hut is perfectly safe and easily applied inbJthe nostrila. It gives immediate relief and curen the worst cases. Mies Mollie Tucker. Dressmaking and millenery a specialty. Konma orer Harold'H tore tt For Sale. A. good farm one-toarth mil ficn town of Murray, on the M. P. Plenty of timbt-r and water, orchard. IJIO learintr treej. IM&ttsr, Neb. Feb. fth. 101. It. W. Hvok 1 - !l i i t 11