i'LATTSMOUTU WEEKLY HERALD. Til U RS DA Y,r SEPTEMBER 29, 1887.
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KNOTTS BROS,
Publishers & Proprietors.
Monorchism
The manifesto of the count of Paris
fchowiuir the failure of republicanism in
France and urging the restoration of the
monarchical form of government has
been itself a failure. The people of
Fiance rcal the long document n they
read anything on polities with avidity
The count and his friends had placed
copies of the manifesto in the h inds of
the Legitimates all over France and at
a concerted moment these manifestations
were given out. I5ut the report from
Fails is that the count's bid for power
has been rejected by the very nu n, the
f legitamatists, who assisted in its promul
gation. The lionapartistists, on the
other hand, are reported as being favor
ably impressed by the manifesto.
In another column is printed u digest
of tho manifesto, lie reviews at great
length the cause of French polities since
the execution of Louis XVI. Taking
for a text that nothing but monarchism is
Suited to the wants of the French. On
this basis it shows how weak, changea
ble and unsatisfactorily has been the leg
islation of the nation. lie predicts an
other crisis more dredful than those
that have already injured me develop
ment of Fi ance and declares that the one
preventive to such a crisis is the tpuict
Rlid easy but speedy transition to the
ancient form of government.
lie argues on the same basis, that the
mere delegation of powers to the head of
a government does not give firnintss
Ile holds that the chief executive should
be held by a solemn compact in line
with the ancient traditions of the nation
lie shows that the king must be enlight
ened and guided ' by the assemblymen
and deputies, not enslaved. He proposes
a change in the voting of the budget,
making it in the form of a law and not
dependent on the whim of tlte deputies.
These three points arc the chief points
of his argument because they are directly
opposite to those upon which the French
republic is founded. They are also dia
metrically opposed to those upon which
this republic is founded. They interest
vis especially because the count of Paris
and the brilliant and courageous French
soldier who placed himself under the
command of General 5IcCi.kli.an are the
same person. It was also the count of
Paris who, after a study of our govern
ment prepared and published a work in
advocacy of a liberal constitutional mon
archy, a work, we believe still to be
found on the college shelves of this
country.
The lover of the young western repub
lic, the cnthuiastic friend of liberal gov
ernment, has now become a monarchist.
He wishes to see his country again under
the sway of a king. He hopes for the
coming of the deputies of the Supreme
Being. The deputies anointed to rule
over the people, to array themselves in
fine linen and to live in splendor in crys
tal palaces, lie waits for the restoration
of the aristocracy with it3 privileges and
rights. "What wrought this change in a
man so brilliant, . so promising? An
eastern paper cruelty states that twenty
years ago there was no thought in the
young soldier's breast of wearing a king
ly crown. But now he is the hope of the
Bourbons. If France choose a king the
Count of Paris will be the chosen one.
Truly this is cruel. But it may be none
the less true. The divine rights cf kings.
The unification of executive and legisla
tive power. The supreme control of the
revenues. Thesii are the ideas presented
in the manifesto, and these arc sugges
tions of a selfish heart. The increase of
power; that is the first wish of a selfish
man.
Cut without going into an examination
of the statements presented by the count
in support of his argument and nearly
all of them are mere statements without
foundation in fact and without looking
at the basis upon which he stands, name
ly, that the present form of government
is unsatisfactory to the French peoplp,
it may be well to say ihat this world is
moving onward. People of the count's
present disposition, with thoughts cen
tered upon themselves are apt to think
otherwise. But it is none the less true
that the development in Europe as well
as in America is in the direction of the
least government.
But the Bonopartists, whom the count
did not expect to please, have viewed
the manifesto with favor, so there an;
people in this country whose professions
are in line with these ideas. The labor
parties, for instance, which desire that
the government should own and main
tain the railroad and telegr ph systems
of the continent, which asks that the
government will say how many hours a
day a man shall work, which seeks the
mediation of the government in the dis
putes between the employer aud the em
ployee; the socialist who believes in the
fatherhood of the government and that
he must be nip: 'lied with emplopmr-nt.
food and clothing by the government.
The prohibitionists who attempt to main
tain that It is tho duty of the government
to fix a standard of morality and compel
each mau to conform thereto. These are
some of the monarchists of this country.
It would be well for all these people to
learn that government is not an engine
to gratify vanity, for the maintainancc
of paupers or for the regulation of con
duct. In short there are many people
who have yet to learn that the procession
is moving forward not backward. Ne
braska News.
Cloveland as a Trimmer.
The intimation of the Philadelphia
American tint the president secretly
assisted Randall at the Pennsylvania
state convention is not altogether un
worthy of consideration. In the con
test which has been waged between the
Handallites and the Scott free-trade
faction of the democracy, the general
opinion, both in and out of Pennsylvania
and among republicans and democrats,
has been that the sympathy and support
of Mr. Cleveland ha been with the. free
traders. There has been much in the
recent political developements in that
state to give plausibility to that view.
In the most important federal appoint
ments in the state it was Scott rather
than Randall who was favored by the
president. And in the contest against
Randall previous to the convention, in
newspapers and caucuses, it was gener
ally understood that Scott represented
the administration. When Randall
ganied his great victory in the platform
which the convention adopted, it was
heraled throughout the country by per
sons of all shades of political belief as a
decided set-back for the president.
When it is borne in mind that many,
if not most, of the federal officials who
took part in the convention were sup
porters of Randall, it is easy enough to
believe that Mr. Cleveland was not so
bitterly hostile to the protectionist chief
as he has been popularlysupposcd to
be. At least it i3 reasonable to suppcv
that these officials would hardly ha
the temerity, while violating the spirit
of th" c'r' Ci"vV(i lw mid trampling
the picsiiieiii o ... 1. 1 .:' i . . !";': idcrs
under foot, to supplement these delin
quencies by making open war upon the
president's revenue policy in the mostjim
portant political convention of the year.
The episode in which Republican Dis
trict Attorney Stone, of Pennsylvania,
and Demociatic District Attorney Benton,
of Missouri, figured last year, and the les
son which that episode contains, is fresh
in the mind of every federal office
holder. No one of these gentlemen
will be likely to forget during the pres
ent administration that the injunction
against pernicious political activity ap
plies only to the political opponents of
the president.
The utterances of the democracy in the
states in which conventions have been
held this year were even more than usu
ally varigated when touching on the
leading national issues. Broadly stated,
Kentucky, Ohio and Iowa favoreI mak
ing a general assault on the tariff, leaving
internal taxes virtually unchanged. Vir
ginia and some other states took the op
posite ground; Maryland makes war upon
civil-service reform, while New York and
Massachusetts will undoubtedly declare
in favor of the rigid enforcement of the
law on that matter. To all this pictur
esque political diversity Mr. Cleveland
has given his assent. The intimation that
he secretly favored Randall aud thus gave
his indorcement to a modified species of
protection in Pennsylvania, therefore, can
hardly be said in itself, to do violence to
the probabilities.
The political instability reveals one of
the cardinal defects of the democracy a
a party. Taking the whole country to
gether, it stands on every side of every
question which has more than one side.
The partisan shiftiness and shuffling
which Mr. Cleveland displays he shares
with the majority of the leaders of the
political organization to which he belongs
What his real convictions are on the tariff
question nobody has, so far as learned,
ever been able to discover. It is reason
ably certain, however, that at heart his
sympathies are with Carlisle, Morrison
and the larger section of the party in de
votion to free trade. To make himself
acceptable to the party and secure re-election,
he is compelled to advocate in one
state the policy which he condemns in
another. The ability to indorse Watter
son and Randall at tiie same time calls
for a high order of political aerobacy.
But there are good reasons for believing
that the president has been equal to the
emergency. Globe Pern oera t.
Michael Davitt has sailed for Amer
ica, and is expected to arrive next week,
lie says his visit is of a private nature
and will be short.
Thk Cincinnati Price Current estimates
the total corn crop of Nebraska this ye:r
at 111,000,000 busl.els agair.st 10G.OOO
000 last year, and the total crop of the
conntry at 800.000,000 bushels against
1.000,000.000 bushels last year. Only
two other states Iowa and Missouri,
have an increased estimate over last
year. A state that shrws an increase in
a staple when ti whol" ennntry shows
a decrease, i fortunate indeed, Omah a
llrpublican.
No Kicking.
Two years ago a good many democrats
scattered over these broad prairies and
hills, were going to revolutionize in a
jiffy the tariff over to a "revenue only"
basis, and as a preliminary to that trifling
feat they proposed "to kick Ham Randall
out of the democratic part y."
The goose was hanging high for the
"reformers," as it were and Henry Wat
tcrson, of the Louisville, Ivy., Cotirur
Journal used language to that effect
from day to day. Carlisle had just been
re-elected speaker of the house, and Bill
Morrison appointed chairman of the
ways and means committee.
But Samuel J. Randall has the "rev
enue reformers" in his pocket, for by the
most minute inspection of the rankes of
the democratic party fails to reveal any
vacancy in the place occupied by Sain
Randall t wo years ago.
The inspection reveals certain
suggestive transformations on thr side of
the free trade reformers. Frank Ilurd,
the reformer who was specially anxious
to have Sam Randall kicked out, has
fallen over tho precipiece of defeat at the
polls. Bill Morrison himself, who had
actually ordered a job lot of boots to be
used by the reformers on Sam Randall's
posterior, ay as hurled over the same prec
ipice which was so fatal to Frank Kurd.
And Carlisle is hanging by tho finger
nails over the sharp verge of the cleffs,
and whether he shall be rescued or al
lowed to fall on the rocks below is actu
ally a question for the house of represen
tatives to decide.
Talk of kicking Sam Randall out of
the party! Why, if Mr. Carlisle should
be obstreperous Sam Randall could with
a straw push him out of congress. Why,
if the free trade reformers should at
tempt to bind Randall by caucus rule to
a free trade bill, he could by crooking
his little finger wrench the organization
of the house of representatives itself
away from them.
All this goes to show that SamRandall
knc.i' what he was talking about when
he said a few days ago he "had no com
promise to make with Mr. Carlisle."
The blustering of Johnny Bull about
the freedom of Behring's Sea to all flags
encajred in seal fishing, so long as they
do not get inside of three miles of the
land belonging to Uncle Sam, is not of
course to be understood as militating
against any similar claims of his own.
The pearl fisheries of the gulf of Manar
and off Australia are instances in which
Mr. Bull will not be governed by this
theory. Off Manar none of the pearl
shoals are within eight miles of the shore
and some are as distaant as sixty miles,
but Johnny allows no other nation poach
upon them. A similar state of affairs
exists in the Australian pearl fisheries.
Uncle Sam may therefore keep a stiff
upper lip and beat Johnny by citing his
own precedents. The main basis of the
clain of of the United States to regulate
and c ontrol the seal fisheries in Behring's
sea is, that when Russia owned Alaska
and the Aleutian islands, the light to
these fisheries was conceded her by trea
ties. When she transferred title to the
United States there was no reservation of
of fishery rights and they of course went
with the rest, and the United States has
at no time conceded the right of fishing
there to the subjects of any foreign pow
er. She cannot do so without conceding
the right of foreign fishermen to ruin the
seal industry in those islands. Lincoln.
Journal.
Life is burdensome, alike to the suffer
er and all around him, while dyspepsia
and its attending evils hold sway. Com
plaints of this nature can be speedily
cured by taking Prickly Ash Bitters reg
ularly. Thousands once thus afflicted
now bear cheerful testimony as to its
merits. 24 m 1
The remotest record we have of
"boodle" having been used for political
purposes is during the first century, A.
D., when the Roman emperor Nero, by
his wanton cruelty, luxurious debauchery
aud heartless assissinations, had incurred
the hatred c f many of his subjects, and
having poisoned his half brother, Brittan
nicus, was compelled to divide his vast
estates among his p.artizans the senators
aud soldiery for political suport. , The
custom here established has followed
do urn thu line of eighteen centuries, until
to-day, in a free and independent repub
lic no man can be elected to the most
trifling county office, without first dis
pensing "boodle" upon the modern
Judases, who havn't even the decency to
go off and hang themselves.- Johnson
County Journa'.
IN THE WSTIIICT COCT OFIUSS C U N
TY. NF.r.liASKA.
JENNIE KE.LLRAVOIHH, Tlaintiff, 1
vs J
GEORGE W. ELLSWORTH. ifndant,
To Oeonro W. K!lworth. non-resii!ent de
fendant : von will r- ko iioliee tliat on itein
l-r 7th.l'!S7..iniiit E.Kllxw.Ttli.phviitiff.lierein
fil-d a vf'i'ii'n in 1 1 - !itri-t court f Cass
Coui ty. Nflini'lia. Mains' ytm ; the object and
pmvr of whicti :oe to secure :t divorce on the
groiin' s o! ;ih:ilidlnif''t and desertion for a
;eriod of to year Inst iat, and failure to
ni;oita!ii ;! ' urirr: : akire-' for the
custody ef th minor onild of nliuti.T and de
fendant. Net hp I.!re'!;i El'sworth.
Yon :'.re required to an wer sai.l ietition on
or lvf.rr- "'!- !T"i d-tv of ""colier, lvST.
It, B. WlSDHAM AND J 1IV A. IAVIFS
25-4t. Ally's for iluiuU3
SOCIAL CUTTHROATS.
CHARACTERISTICS OF A COTERIE
OF NEW YORK MASHERS.
TFoll DroaHrd Ietroyer Who Kwp
Oulet About Their Villainy Tho Manlier
with the White Lock Dully Hound of
a Skillful Operator.
"Ho belongs to a
York men," said the
curious set of New
ju(h;e. "They nre
creatures of u recent growth, and I doubt
very much if similar specimens of tho
genus man can be found anywhere else in
tho world. They are called 'mashers' in
n general way, but they are In no sense
like thu gorgeous Ijomlon man who has
Riven the word 'masher' its highest mean
ing. The British 'masher' isacreuturo
of noble apparel, solemn and dissipated
air, advanced degrees iu the courts of
bankruptcy and general impressiveness.
He wears a great many suits of clothes
during tho week, uilects a burlesque
cctress and drives dashing traps.
The little circle of mashers in New
York has none of these proclivities. They
are men who have lived on the surface of
the town for many years, whoso names
are familiar in all of tho restaurants and
clubs, and who have gained in ono way
er another reputations as tlayers of femi
nine hearts, which stand them in enor
mous value. They aro not in society,
sneer at tho idea of toll, live in tho best
possible manner, dress quietly, and nre
absolutely mum about tho numerous
affairs in which they pass their lives. I
know a dozen men in this particular
crowd, but I never knew ono of them to
break the rules of the peculiar free
masonry which apparently exists among
them to keep quiet about their escapades.
This is the most curious feature of tho
whole thing. A masher who does not
talk when success has crowned his efforts
would bo a rarity anywhere else except
in this extraordinary coterie. They are a
queer lot, and I can't say that I consider
them a credit to the city."
It affords a droll study of human
nature to watch the operations of the
mashers. Most of their face3 nro U3
familiar to up town people as tho Fifth
Avenuo hotel. Their mode of life is sim
ple. Take, for instance, a cold and austere
man, with a blonde mustache, a regular
proflle, square shoulders and careless car
riage, who has been more or less famous
about town for fifteen years. He has a
scar running diagonally across his fore
head, and just above it is a single lock or
"splash" of hair that is as white as
snow, though tho rest of his hair is dark.
I have heard it enviably remarked by
other mashers that this gentleman's chief
success is due to tho immobility of his
face, the yellowness of his mustache, tho
whiteness of the splash and the dark mass
of hair which throws it into such sharp
relief. He is, in fact, known as "His
Contrasts" in some quarters. Fifteen
years ago a woman followed him in a cab
down Fifth avenue, slipped out as he
ascended the steps of a rival's
house, ran up tho steps, and pushing a
revolver against his head, blazed away.
The bullet, instead of going through the
skull, ran across the forehead. Sho went
to Europe in the arms of her amiable
husband, and "His Contrasts" retired
into painful obscurity for a time. Five
years after that he was mixed up in a
row which is still talked about by old
timers. It was a three cornered fight
ono woman and two men in the cabin of
a yacht in tho lower bay. When they
dragged "His Contrasts" out he was
pretty well knocked to pieces. Two ribs
were broken, and his general physical
welfare very sensibly impaired, but he
came up smiling, as usual. I have known
him for many years. He has but one
object in life.
His manner of living varies little from
day to day. I have hail many opportuni
ties for observing him, as wo once had
neighboring apartments in the same hotel,
and" he used to amuse himself when he
had an occasional half hour of leisure
from his arduous duties by turning the
pictures in my room wrong side foremost,
bribing the chambermaid to sew the
hangings into all sorts of grotesque posi
tions, littering my desk with violent tele
grams and indulging in various other
cheerful and endearing pranks. At 10
o'clock every morning tho chambermaid
pounded loudly at his door.
If the tattoo was loud enough the door
would open suddenly, there would be a
wild scream and a pattering of feet as the
chambermaid scudded out of danger, and
the masher would rush out into the hall
clad in pajamas, bath robes, nightcap, felt
slippers, and carrying a sponge tlc size cf
a bushel basket. He would then wander
in a more or less desultory way toward the
bathroom, stopping to pound on doors that
caught his lightsome fancy, and shying
boots through the transoms of rooms
where men lived who had the distinguished
misfortune to possess his friendship.
About an hour and a half later he
would wander into the main dining room
of the hotel, cast his experienced eye over
the people assembled there and eat a very
light breakfast. He wore a frock suit all
day long, aud his tailor made half a dozen
a year for him. After breakfast he in
variably lighted a big cigar, and. if the
weather was clear, strolled up Fifth
avenue as far as Central park, and smiled
amiably upon the troops of pretty girls
who were out with their governessses,
nurses, companions, and chapcrones, tak
ing the morning air. Every girl over 10
years of age apparently knew his history,
for they would stare at him and peep
over their shotilders as he passed, in a
fashion that would startle a society actor.
At half past 1 or 2 o'clock he drifted
slowly into Delmonico's, scanned the
faces, acknowledged the surly nods cf
other mashers with a short inclination of
his head, picked out his table w ith undevi
ating skill, and spent the next two or
three hours among the wives and daugh
ters of other men who were down town
pursuing the elusive dollar. His habit is
to eat slowly, and look, with a gentle and
melancholy air, from one pair of pretty
eyes to another.
If the portraits of the handful of men
who are a constant subject of talk among
the women of New York were published
they would cause a robust and decisive
sort of derision. The majority cf them
are anything but resplendent or attract
ive. If there is a professional matinee, a
picture sale, an art exhibition, a boat
race, a crack horse auction, dog show,
horse show or circus going on in the after
noon, the masher is as sure to be there as
the ticket seller. At night he dines at
the Brunswick, Delmonico's or the Hoff
man house, but never in the cafe. In
this way day after day passes without the
slightest deviation. The mashers all
know each other, they frequent the same
i places, they are popular with men and
j pursued by women, and yet the occasions
j are exceedingly rare when they are c.illcd
i to account. They are adroit and hold
I their tongues, and perhaps it is therein
1 that their safeguard lies. New York Sun.
In a Clilciifjo ChnrltitMe Iiiit lint Ion.
Here, however, in the history of n
woman wlm had souk t iling let us hope
It was not "gumption" "cheek" Is much
too hriH'pie a term to npoly to such a
subtlo quality. She found her wuy into a
charituMu institution of this city the
other day, and, smurlin up to tho ma
tron, addressed her thus: "I hope your in
stitution is not on the dormitory plan,
madam. I think n seusKivo jeroii nat
urally shrinks from such an institution;
don't you lteally, I don't know how
I could bring my.-elf to sleep in tho room
with others. 1 don't mind hardships.
Simple fare and a plain beel will not dis
tress me. But every lady must insist on
privacy. I like to bo with my own
thoughts. I bhonld ib-em also that your
charity was remedial and not ex
pedient. In my opinion surh are
much worthier. I have attended
a good many lectures which had chari
ties for their suhjeet and have considered
the most popular methods. I rhonld con
jecture that you must meet with a great
many disagreeable people in your very dis
interested work. It mint hegreat com
pensation If you now ae.d then n.e.-t a per
son who is intellectually (.-;; -.eniid. 1 mm
sure I shall m joy my little- iv:-.t very ruir-h
here. Some of my fn,::: i.i thought it bed
the.t I should take u Kit!.) rest It-fore be
ginning my winter lalo:u. It is between
harvests with me no.:, aa it were. I tench
classical music, either vocal or instru
mental, can do lino hand sewing, or act
as rudimentary governess. Now I t-hould
esteera it a favor if I coidd Lave a room
to myself."
TI13 matron settled her white cap over
her white crimps.
"Madame," said sh, "I slept last night
with three babies with scrofulous heads,
because no one el1-- would sleep with
them. Tho rest of tho rooms nro in the
dormitory. Yv'ill you permit me to give
up my bed and tho babies to you, or
will you sleep in tho dormitory?"
It is "conjectured" thut she went on in
search of other charities not on tho "dor
mitory plan." Chicago News.
I.caviug Port on a Friday.
"When do you sail, captain?" queried
Deputy Shipping Commissioner Ferris of
tho master of a Maiue schooner.
"Guess I'll cet off ou Friday," he
replied.
To the superstitions land lubber of a re
porter present this appeared liko an un
orthodox statement, so ho asked Deputy
Ferris, himself an old sailor for many
years, if modern seamen bad entirely re
covered from their old genre of setting
sail cm Friday. The reporter broko into
tho first stanza of tho old sea song:
Twas rrii'.iiy ciht whea wo set sail.
And 'twin nct very far from tho hiucl
V."hi-n tiio enptain spied a jolly mermaid.
With a comb ami a ;;Uu;s iu her hand.
"Y.'ell," responded Fen-i., "I can't
say that the superstition is entirely gone
from seafaring men, but tho great major
ity cf both sailing masters and crews
don't pay tho slightest attention to that
day, so ominous to tradition. V'hen
they'r3 ready with a lo::d tl-.ey go at the
most favorable wind, Friday or no Friday,
but wo do nets with Failors now
and then who couldn't bo induced
to lcavo port on Friday, just as
you still run across thousands of
landsmen who never undertake any af
fair of importance on tha.t d:y. Most of
these sailors hr.il from nations like Sweden,
Denmark and Germany, where old super
stitions havo still a strong hold on tho
people: but American tars don't mind
them at all." New Yori; Evening Sun.
Slow Arsenical I'oisonlnf;.
I have read a great deal in the papers
about fdow poisoning processes, but only
believed the various statements when
they were brought homo to me. I'y
wife, who had been remarkable for her
rugged her.lth ar.d rosy appearance, be;:an
to fade away. Sho ci wind led to a mere
shadow, and yet she reiitrated statements
of good health. Finally, I insisted on
calling in a doctor of hi.'i'i standing, after
an emphatic pretest from our regular
physician. A long d?agnor..!3 decided that
my wife was sufTermg from arsenical
poisoning drawn into tho system from a
cheap set of false teeth, which had been
purchased about a week before the first
symptoms of weakness had been observed.
Arsenic had been used in tho enamel to
secure tho glittering whiteness so much
admired by women, end in the proces.s of
mastication small particles had been ab
sorbed In the food and taken into the
stomach, where tho insidious work of
destruction was progressing surely to a
fatal termination. I don't know how
many caso3 of the kind may exu,t, but
from the fact t'lat half a dozen medical
men were banled i:i their attempted diag
nosis!, I would not be surprised if thou
sands of women were poisoned annually
in tin's way. Railroad Conductor in
Globe-Democrat.
Development of tlio Trotter.
Senator Daniel, of Virginia, like many
other southern men, is an admirer and
lover of fine horseflesh. He was going
the other clay to run over to the trotting
races at Hartford when he said: "It must
eventually come about that the trotting
races will be popular, because it Is in this
gait that the horse combines utility with
speedy action. It i3 as the roadster that
the horse is most available for pleasure
and practical service. In a recent article
written by Judge Hughes, of Richmond,
I saw a theory advanced in reference to
the development in the trotting gait which
I think I have not seen mentioned before.
The thoroughbred animal is to be found
on the great plains and level stretches of
the country, where his natural gait is
running. The trotting gait, Judge Hughes
thinks, comes to the animal as he is trans
ferred to undulating countries, where he
is obliged to adapt his footing to rising
and failing thoroughfares. That would
Ikj the natural development cf the run
ning thoroughbreds into the trottera. It
is, of course, to the thoroughbreds that
we must go for the best stock for the de
velopment of trotters aa well as runners."
New York Tribune.
Absinthe In Light Opera.
"In Cincinnati I took to drinking ab
sinthe to steady my nerves, which had
been all unstrung by cigarettes," said a
serio-comic. "You don't inhale the
smoke, do you? No? Sensible boy ! But
I was a cigarette fiend and had to brace
up on absinthe. Ever drink the stuff?
No? Don't, then, except a dash in a
morning cocktail. Yv"cll, I was drinking
it straight or on lump sugar till one night
when I found myself out on the stage
making such work as this cf one of my
prettiest songs:
Oh, the little birds were sinjrin? in the cellar.
And the moon was Kitting on the sun!
"I never got so much applause in my
life. And I did't know why until after
the stage manager had drugged me off
and sobered me up." Buffalo Express.
There r.ro twenty morning and ten even
ing iaitr3 published in New York.
Ronows Hor Youth.
.Mrs. I'hubi; Ch.-.slcy, I'eterson, Clay
ounty, Iowa, tells the following reinnrk
dde story, the truth of which in vouched
or by residents of tho town: "I am 711
ears old, have be n troubled with kid
iey complaint aud Jui!iene,H for many
cars; could not dre.-s myself without
te!p. Now I am free from all pain and
hanks to El'Ttoie liitU rs for havin;; le
ewed my youth and reinovid complete
ly all dNfase and pain." Try a bottle,
only .'tie. at F (i. FiieUe & Co.'s dm;;
store. ( 1
N ATI n vi. :i ; Ins In en found in iind
ear I), s Moiies, low ft. This is :i Vrtll
i lie I'm 1 for tin- eapitid of Iowa mid will
loubtirs-; IT. at'.' MPilO' t ,l -ili : !!! lit and
rause real i . -tat i- to boom.
Don't
let that cold of yours run on. You think
tt is a !i;;lit thin. il.it it may i,.n i-.to
atanii. Or into pneumonia. ( ; on-
uiiiplion.
Cut. -trili is disgust iny;. I'ih-ii;-.! i.ia i'
dangerous, ('oiimmpf ion i-; d. a'.h i t J f .
The breathing ap aratus mii- t be l-'ept
healthy an I clear ol'v .ail rbsli uel ioi.s
aid ofl'en-ive mat'er. Olliirwise (lien:
is trouble ahead.
All the diseases of thes" pal If., head,
nose, throat, brone.'iial ti b ; . n:i l Iiiiih,
can be ib ii-l.: I't.Ily aud ciitj-ily cured
y the use of l!o ( iie.-' i-;i.,.i!i Syrup.
If you don't i;now this alivr.de, thou
sands and thousands of peopl. em till
you. They have been ,-un d by it, und
'know how it is, l hemsi 1 ei-:. " ."ottli
only To cents. A.-.k any dnojg. t t, 1
Til r. Oi iran ol' th" presi lit ad iiiin;t : :-
ion are trjimj hard to per.-iinde tin:
COlllltryth.it Ix'.W.eil IVesident Che-
land und (!v. 1 1 1 T I tin re is none but. ih
very be.-l of f. lii;;;.
A Cift for All.
In order to : vc all a chance to te.i. '.(.
and thu b convinced of its wonderful
wondeifiil curative power.--, Dr. Kii;'
N'c.v Discovery for Consumption. Ci.uhs
ind Colds will be, for a limited time,
;! ven u way. This idler is not oidyl b
;ral. but -diows unbounded faith iu ths
neiits of this threat remedy. All who
uffer from Coughs, ('olds, Consiimpt ii n,
Asthma, Bronchi! is, or any affection of
Throat, Chest or Lungs are cspcrially le
piested to call at F. (J. I'ricke it Co.'s
Irug- stoiv and get a trial bottle free,
irgc bottles 1.
ARBUCKLES'
name on a packago of COFFEE 13 a
guarantee of excellence-
ARIOSA
COFFEE is kept In all first-class
stores from tho Atlantic to tho Pacific
COFFEE
is never good when exposed to th air.
Always buy this brand in hermetically
sealed ONE POUND PACKAGES. .
xican
Pil usiam
inimenf
Sciatica,
Lumbago,
Rheumatism,
Burns,
Scalds,
Stings,
Bites,
Bruises,
Bunions,
Corn3,
Scratches,
Sprains
Strains,
Stitches,
Stiff Joints,
Backache.
Galls,
Sores,
Spavin
Cracks,
Contracted
Musclar
Eruptions,
Hoof Ailf
Ecxev
Worms,
Bwiniiey,
Saddle CaPfl
files,
i
THIS GOOD OLD STAND-BY
accomplishes for everybody exactly what la claimed
for lc One of the reasons for the great popularity of
the Mustang Liniment Is found in Its universal
applicability. Everybody needs such a medlclaft
The Lumberman needs It In case of accident
The Housewife needs it for general family uaV
The Canaler needs It for bis teams and bis men.
The Mechanic need It always cm Us w
bench.
The Miner needs It In case of emergency.
The 1'ieneer needslt can't get along without tk
.The Farmer needs It la bis -house, bis stable,
and bis stock yard.
The Steamboat man or the Boatman peeds
It In liberal supply afloatand ashore.
The Horse-fancier needs U U to Ul fees
friend and safest reliance.
The Stock-grower needs it tt -win aavta feba
thousands of dollars and a world of trouble.
The Railroad man needs It and will need It ia
long as his life Is a round of accidents and danger.
The Backwoodsman needs it. There is nottk
tng like it as an antidote for the dangers to
limb and comfort which surround the pioneer.
The Merchant needs It about his store among
his employees. Accidents will happen, and whea
these come the Kustang Unlment la wanted at once.
Keep a Bottle in the ZIonse Hatha beet ol
economy.
Keep a Bottle in the Factory Its Immediate
ose In case of accident saves pain and loss of wage.
Keep a Bottle Alwaye la the pcM to.
W.VkllVUiK. .