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CONSOLIDATION OF THE NEBRASKA HERALD AND PLATTSMOUTH ENTERPRISE.
PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, .JANUARY 2.", 188.;.
$2.00 PEIfc ANNUM.
VOLUME XVIII. NUMHER 45.
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
Stat T)irrtorr.
C. 11. VAN WVI K. V. H. Senator, Neb. flty.
ALVIX MAt'MiKllri. ('. H. Menalor. Uuaba.
K. K. VAI.KN TINK. Kepreiicutat e. Wel fulnt.
J I MKS V. 1I AAK.S, t.overnor, l.lnoolu.
h. . I. KtMliiKN. Secretary of State.
JOHN WAl.Lll lls. Auditor. Lincoln.
P. 1. STl' KUKVA.M, Treasurer, I.lurolu.
W. W . I ilKH. Suet. Public Instruction.
A. K1 1 OAl.l., Land t'omiiilloner.
ISA At' po KHS, Jk., Attorney D'aerat.
;. .1. MihH, Warden, of Penitentiary
hk. ii. r. m a i i lit v rtoN, supi. HumuiajU rr
the. lnsn.
o
&mtrmt Cifrt.
M. MAXWELL, Chief Justice. Fremont.
IKO. B. I.A K E. Omaha.
AM AHA 1BK. Lincoln.
cHit Jmrlteal Dittriet.
i. H. lnt'X!..iuriK. IJneoln.
J. U. HTKOKE, Prosnculliif-Att'r.
W. v. SHiiWaLTLU. Clerk Ut.lrlct Court.
. I'hiM smout ll .
Ctty Wrtrlorv.
JOSEPH V. WFCKPACII. Mayor.
M.I.I AM II. CCSIIl.NM. Treasurer.
.1 l. til M I'M N, Cllv Merit.
Wll.l-fc.TT pi ITT K Nil Kit. Police Judae.
Al. A. HAKIIOAN Mtv Attorney.
V. K lillKIILKK.A hlel i f Poii.-e.
. k KiK Ih.KK ilvcpifiTiir I recti .
KtKHNKK. t'tilnf ( llreliept.
MSKrilll MALI., I ha Hoard of Wo.lltli.
OIl'MORMKN,
ward J. M. S Int. bat'N-r, Win. Harold.
( it ward leny llariiiisit. I. m. Paitersoii.
.rd Ward-Alv i Orew, M It Murphy.
- Wartl - '. S. ltwni F. (. LrhahoS.
SCHOOL ilOAKII.
. SSKK. KTKtU'E. .1. W. HAKNKS.
'. . V. I KON AKl. Win. WIN 1KKHTKKN.
til. liltfclsKI.. ISAAC tt ll.tH,
TtmmUriXO. W. M AKX11 ALL.
Coim(y 7Jirwetn.
W. II. NEWELL. County Treasurer.
W. JKNN l.NiiS, taiuuiy t'lerk.
W. .HiUNsii.N. County Judtce.
. W. IIVKUH. Nlierlil.
CYHCM AI.MiN'. tMip't of Pub. Instruction.
tl W. KAIUKIKI.il. County .Surveyor.
T. I. GASS. Corotirr.
I'lllNIV COMMIBSIONKK.
A. II. TOi:, Platts.noiiili
J A M ICS t'KAWr-'Olill. South Itend Precinct.
aAM'l. Hit HAKUSON. Alt. l'lea.ant Product.
Parties buying business with the County
rUiiiiiiltoi.ers. fluil them in session the
Mist Mondity and Tucxtluy of oiirli month.
I-OAKI1 K TRAI'r.
r :vk 1'iit'trcnt rr.-i.i.-i.t.
.1 t. CONN'llt. IIKMrV :i.K K I'rwl-ll-llt
M S. W ISK. Sii-i't:ir .
rUKP. CIIKOKU. Jioasnrir.
I'rguUr turrtliiKr. of 1 1 1 l'.o.ir-l :il I li Court
lIoutI)r I'rxt TiitMln) fM;iii:i'nI curli inoii'li.
I'lattM oiilli litirila Directory.
HlK.BYTEKI .y. M"m StreM. Rev. J.T. Baird
l-tnr. .Murniiitf nvrvice. 11 a. in., evening,
i. m Sunday Srinvil al H a. m., lb i. i'ollook.
il.erintcndent.
UKI'll'iDlSr Ei'lsCOl' Sitia Street. Key
l. V ll..ll, rrn-t'T. Mornlnic nervine, 11 a m.
veui'i. r. n .SanilaySeiiu.il at 0:Sh p. tn
W.tshiittti'. ttni tf. ieri!T'-nJenl
St'I COl'.Al.. i.S:. .uke' Corner of Vine at.J
.M . tree:, iter. II. 11. U irze-ii. reetor. Murn
' ing xrvi.i i 11, eveuiiiK 7:.ki S-jn lay Schnol
at S p nit alter Wliitv, Supi.
A TlioLIO. Oak mroel, l.etween Slh aul fit h.
Rev. P. Lyueli. it.r. M.trniui: er ioe at 8:J0
and lh.S. evrrnim, T?". .-un.l.iy w:hHil, 2:M p m.
CHRISTIAN. Corner HtH an I clinncreeU, Kv.-
i' L. Cn he; . p -i(ir. uir nu eivn'. II A.
M., eiiini ervi e M . M .unlay -hoo
at 9:45 a mn J. Ii. Stride, .Supt.
AHHIVAL. A.i IIEI'AKTIIIK Of
ri.ATrjint in hail?.
AKKITKK.
7. so p. tn. i
.30 a. in.
- V.eo a. in. i
oo p. m. (
HjOo a in
.".lo p. m.
t i.to a hi. t
. p. tn. t
too p. in.
liKPAKFH.
i !mki a. tn.
I :t.oo p. in.
I f.wi a. lu.
m.
4 i. M
9 a. In
I a.
p. Ml.
.uo a. in
l.on p. m
KAm.
WKATkKX.
NUKTUKKM.
Ol'THritN.
OMAHA.
WKtrlMI WATKR.
ll.oua m.
At TOKi Vll.I.K.
lee. 17. l"l.
V OKIM'.KM.
i order not exi'eedlni: $15 - - - 10 cent
Over l and nt exeeedlnj; - - l-'i ecnta
(jo to - - 'Aireui
t.;, - - iceiis
"A J?n!-le Mouev Oid.T may Include any
Amount frem one rent to nfty dollars, but
, must not contain a (rai tioiiul part o( a ceut.
1 ItATM FOR rOdTAUE.
let c'A matter (letter) 3 cent per ounce.
I rtiPlisher rates) i ct per in.
" ( I'ranient Newspaper and
book come tin ler thl cUs I cent per
earh 2 ounce.
4th clas (merchandiee) 1 cent per ounce.
j. w. Marshall. P. M.
B. & M. R. JR. JTime Table.
Taking Efevt Jnly.2 18S1.
JOBOHAIlA FKi.M I'LATTSMOl'TH.
leaves 3 :a a. tn.
I p. m.
t T a. in.
K. C
C :31 a. ;u
6 :fcl p. tn
AiTiven 6 :o a. m.
" 5 :45 p. Ui.
" y :40 a. III.
AMI si. .I'llT.
! -Jin a. in.
:SS p. in.
FRO; OMAHA FOR 1 LaTTSMOCTH.
Leaves :!" a-m. ' At nves 9 :35 a. in
7 .oo p. tn.
;3A p. in.
K. O. A Nil 81". .In
" a ;2.Va in.
" 7:p. in,
lo u. tn.
7 : p. ui.
9 :2rt X in.
il :V p. m.
F OK THE WEST.
leaves Platlsmotitli ;!0 a. m. Arrives Lin-
oln. U :& a. ru. : Ha;iiisn A p. m. ; McCook j
10 .-OS p. ir. ! Denver r-i1 a. in. j
Leave 6 :35 p. in : arrive I !nco!n 9 :3f p. m.
KKKl'IH";
Leaven at St5 a. m. ; At rives Lincoln 4 :topm
leaves at : 10 p. in. ; Arrive-at Lincoln . :w ,
a. in. : llatlnits 3 :.to a. m.
Leaves at 3 0 p. in. : Arrive nt Lincoln 6 :30 I
p. m. : Hacttns 'i :.:o a. in. : M.-Cook 4 :W a. m : 1
i-.Ever I 0 p. Kl.
FKOM THE WEST. '
Leaves Denver at 8 :0T p. m. : Arrives at Mo- !
Civk iMla. in. : H mints 10 -:20 a. in. : Lin.iii i
2 :00 p. ru. ; P.att!n u'.'i ." :is p. lu. j
Leaves Lincoln 7 a. m'; arrive Plattsmoutn ;
V ton a. m.
IKFI..HT
leaves Line.In :it II :4 a. la ; Ar.Mes 5 :;A0pm
I .ive- Haitinifi 7 p. m. : Arrives l.iuco'.c
p. :n. ; Pl:itt.-rnoutl. i i. i:i.
(.nt- l'RVi'r a in. : Arrnfs Mcloo.
3:M.m. : H.is: :M in. : Lincoln ti a. .
m. : Pialtsiiioutli 'I :' a. in.
OOINO fc.A.T. i
Tals'itfer trtl.is !e:.ve PIat!moiuli .it T CO :- i
ni.. o a. m.. 5-10 p in. and ;utive at Paciilc i
; Jut.iilio.i at 7 2.s a. u.. -' - mt't 39 P- nl- :
iv. r. ami r. .!.'. !
lave at ! : . m a:i1 :."" p. : Arrive at j
Faeillc JticLit'ii al S jo a. la. aJii 'J .1"' p. n. i
Fi: i mi: i: vsx.
Pae: r.t Irai -.sleave Piu-ifle Junction at 1"
a. in..6 :.J p. m.. ih a. ia. ami arrive et i'iatts
taout!: a! S AO a. in.. o p. i:l M'd t'J a. rti
K. c ami St. 'OK.
Leave Pacific Junction at C :10 a m. and 5 :A0
p. in. : Arrive S :2' a. :n an I :S5 p. in.
Ti.nt: r e ii i. c
Missouri yyacitlc Itnilroad.
i Epi"eis j Kxpre.
j leave J leave
! solos I uomi;
I roi'TH. I aoc I'll.
7 40 p ni ; H.W a.iu.
i'reiglil
leae
K"'S
Ul'TH.
0ah
I ami. loll
fpnncrleld
L lUi.vnle
Weepiuz Water
2 5. a. ni.
2 oo p. m.
a.ci -'
-IT '
i a 42 "
1 H.S9 "
; D 24
8 7 '
D 00 "
1.15
0 AO
9 51 '
I 5O0 "
! 5 4S "
Aveca I 37
Dunbar lu.07
Kansas City ! "7
St. LU !
" 1 10 21 "
a. iii; 7."7 p ni.
p. in' ti 22 a. in
iioiult
NoRrit.
Ctoiiiii
MiKlH
j SOUTH.
St. .
k4usj my
Duabar
Avoca.
WeeDinr Water
52 a. in s.XJp.m
s : p ml 7. . .m
i.iea.nij 4.24 u nt,
5.45 " I 4 $4 -6t
S.CH "
l ot p. m.
1.10
2.4S '
3.5-1 -
4.25
-
7.06 "
Luivil! ' 6 32
SprinKOrid j .r'l
33
5. AS "
6.15 '
6S4 "
rapillion.. .. .. 7 is)
gtha amve; s ifi
S Ttie above Is Jelfersoa City time.
i auiautes faster than O.n iha lime.
which Is 14
CGH TRACTOR FQRBBICKWORF.
DAVID 0'BHIEN
WiO contract for Brick Work. Stone Pla-terisj.
Sc.. c.
Chimney and Ci.vtm.i a Specialty.
Fr orders call at boue on v:vnineton ..
f- Between Tlh and Klithtli St .s.
Or address T. O.. Box ;. - ri3ttnioutli. Neb.
. ivtliO "
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
IK. A. MALISItt'HY,
DE2STTIST.
tmre ovr smith, lilark A (.''. llriiK Store.
Hiit clan di:uililry at r'a.sou:tUle (irlcru, aly
U yV. t'LI'TTKK.
ID El 1ST O? IS T.
Platamtb. Xrtnwlt.
omceoo Main Slrwl oyer Solmnoti Na
han'aStorr. ally
lH. II. HKAUE,
FIIYSICI VN and HCKflEHN. om. ? lu Fltz.
verald lllock. which lll he open day or flight.
til
K. H. LIVIXMTS. 51. H
I'HratrfAN A HfKUItO.
OFFICE HOC KM. from 10 a. m.. to 2 p. ni.
KxmiiiIiiIi e Suitceou for I . S. IViixmn.
IK. K. K. It KYSiOHlN,
PHYSICIAN AND SCKtiKON. Call- pnitiiht
ly atlHiided to. day or ulitlif. Koi'k llliiBn. Ne
hianka. Utf
lt H. Ml M.Kit.
PHYSICIAN A N II SIKIiKON,
Can he f.tuiol hv rullinK at Uii oRlre. South Hide
of Main Street, hetweeu Sixth and Seventh.
Will uoutliK- himself more especially to town
rai-ti'-e. ily
ri.ATTSMOCTH. NKBItASIt A.
M11 M.
Will practice U all
ATTOKNEY AT LlW,
Court In the State.
M. A. HAIlTIClASi.
ATTOKNEY AN II SOI.ICI TOR. W ill piae
llce lu the Mate and Federal Courts. Ketidein-e
i71y I'LATTBMOt.TH. XB.
J AH. H. SI ATII Kfl'H
ATT'iBMCV AT LAW,
Office over linker A AtwoodV Htore. soiuh Kl.le
ot Main lietwceii Mh and tun sliret-.
1 1 f
j. it. mtkoiii:.
ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will piactlre in all
the Court' in the sl;ile.
IHttrb-t Attnriiru anil Xotaru Public.
WILL H. 1VIHK.
COLLKCTO.S'H A 81'ECTALTl .
ATTOKNEY AT LAW. Kel Kstate. Fire In
urauce and Collei-lion Ayeney. i irlice Union
h!o;k. rUltsniiui'!i. Nehraska. 2'm:
II. II. W H EKIiKK CO.
LAW tiKFICfc, Keal relate, Fire and Lifeln
uraiiue AtrentH. rUtlsinoutli, Nebraska. Col
Iwtnra, tax -payer. Have complete abstract
of titles. i;i.y ami sell real eMate, ues itiale
plau!t. itc. 15vl
JA1IKS V.. IIOIIKINO.Y,
N'oiarv Public.
A rTOIJX KY AT LAW. W HI pninice m Cum
and mlioiiilii Cnmiliei ; gives speeia: attention
to rolleel ioni and abstracts of title, titllee in
Kitgentld Block. I'lattsmouth, Nebraska.
Ml ...
ClIAf.n AX & IlC.K-iOX.
TTOUNEYS AT LAWan.I SOLICITORS IN
'. CHANCERY. Ollice f.i Fitucerald'n block.
Jrac!.ice in the I'nited S'a'.es Circuit a n'l Diitriet
3urlan t in t lie S iprenie Com t el the Slate iriv
la special attention.
ItOHKUT It. tVISIMIlU.
Notary Public.
ATToltKV AT LAW.
Office over Carrutli's Jewelry Store.
Plaltsmouth. .... Nebraska.
. P. V.IXATTA,
ATTORN"?' AT LAW. Plattumouth. Nob., will
practice In all of the couats in the State. A
successful practice of years warrant me lu
assuring- my patron that all business eutrtut
ed to my eare nliall he well :iml promutlv at
tended to. Oilice with !. H. Wheeler. 3tf
M. A. H AR TIG AN,
a a w y JE It .
FiTZOKKALn'a Block, Plattsmocth Nak
Prompt xtid careful attention to a funeral
Ijiw Pnictice.
A. N. St'l.LIVAX. E. If. Wooi.ey j
SULLIVAN & WOOLEY,
Attorneys and Counselors
at-Law.
OFFICE In 'le t'nioa Gl -ck. frint rooms.
(cond story, ou : i . Prompt attenti :! t-iventol
all butinesa .
SAGE'S ADDITION
-TO THE
CITY of PLATTS3I0UTH
Valuable outlots for residence pur
poses.
fSage' additioti lit- south-west of
the city, a;id a.11 lots ,irr very easy of
access, and high and sightly.
For particulars call on
E. SAGE, Prop'r.
AT
SAGE'S HARDWARE STORE.
I'ldttsrriouth, Neb.
INSTRUCTION GIVEN IN
R. S. BAILEY'S
New Goml3inatiG3 System.
Py which any one ic aslioit tiinewiil un
der'tand It. and cuts to perfection ladies
and children's
WAISTS.
UAStiES.
SACtil'F.S and
PATTEKXS.
A Model el veu i:li intmctione.
MHS. PAULINE KESSLEK.
On Main St. one iloor cast oi CorderV. upstairs
rPLTT)r'D PTDT0 ' Itlirn HKESS
lilitliij LrlivLij M A K IN ti.
Plattsiaouts. N'eb.. Oct. '2. li2. 3om2.
PLATTSMOUTH MILLS.
PI.ATTSMOCTH. NEB.
c. iii:isi-i.
I'ropi letor.
Flour. Corn Meal d- Feed
Always on hand and for sale at lowest cash
orieei. The highest prices paid for Wheat and
Corn. Particular attention Given custom work.
Consumption
POSITIVELY CURED.
All sufferer from tins disease that are anx
ious to be cured should trv lr. K issuer's Cele
brated ConMim puou Powder's. TP- Powd
ers are the only preparation knot n that will
ciireCdnsuiiiptiou and all disease of llie'I'li ro.tt
and Lbngs indeed, m Urong is our faith In
tlieni. and also to convince v. hi that they are
no hum one. we will forward to everv uiierer.
a by mail, Mst paid, a Free I rial Box.
e don t want your money until you are per
fectly sati.ned f their curative hiit. If
r . ... III. i. i.-.i.-.l .witeiT .I..mi .Ia1.iv Iti irivlliir
J tlies-i Pouders a trial, as' tln-y will uie!v cure
I yon
! Prire. for ln:e Hot 3 00 or 4 Boxes for .Sift.
I Sent to any part of tiie Culled States or Cana
! da. by mail, ou receipt of once. Address
ASH A KOBHINS.
Dsn Fulton I'.nmklvu. . T.
Dec. b, 12 Aitly.
The Grant! Central Hotel
A T SOUTH "BEN P. NEB..
Hotte newiy. fitted up. F.verytliinir. new and
neat. Meals and Louinz at Keasooa-
WEEPING WATER.
Tli fullfiwiiii; arc atnoii"; t ho lcnt
n Imsiness Ikhisp- :
Fiemliit; a, Itatf,
l)ry (iixiils ami (jptierul rtllnrj Jist,
(Srooerira an.l ('iiK-kery.
LumliLT, Lath, Doors, I51inls and "in
tlows, dimciiHion timltrs in all sizox.
II. .. 4ibsoii,
Atitirtit-y-at-Law, licul Kl i!- C
tions ami Moncv to Loan.
ullcc-
Ur, . I. I.ibliun.
Physician ami Surgeon. C'ulN jironipt
ly nttenJed.
Id't'tl llroH.,
Ih'alor in (ieiifral Merchandise, Mrr
chant Tiiiloiiujf, l.ools :uid Spci.
.flo. I'atilM Hotel,
I. L. Tii'ip.pK. l'ropr., cciitnil ItK-ntion.
Itoaiili rs lakcn l v t'i 'lav or week.
LOUISVILLE-
Th. iVillon i tij' iit'i unions I lii load
ing bnsiufss hoiisi'-:
Win. II. Slir.otk.
I)rti"::i.-i .-nnl StHiiotwr.
AH arlit l' uii.iliy kept in a lirst
clas tlrusf-etori! it liutiom luicps.
II. i. Hoot fr.
Dculer in nil kinds oi agricultural
i in plen ton t a. Tin; Hucki-yo and Marsh
twine binders lor a spcciully.
C ity Hotel.
No nioK will In sjmrt'tl lor the
comiurl of jf iiful. i5oardiii"f by the
day or work. Juin t'AU.,
Iroprr.
IJ. I'anKoiiiii.
keen-, the i-i-lelr:itt il ('anion tilows:
nNo a oflioral Inn' ol I ho li-et hri
cultural iinpleiiit'iits inuiiulacliirt'ii.
I . .11. IV u l-U A. C o.
llnrdwarf, slovos and tiu-ware
Ut iiduiiai li rs for thf noictl Charter
Oak cook stoves.
SOUTH REND.
The l'o. lowing tiro .'iiiK-Mr the ltad-
iuii liniin- Iium:
C. i:. Ia.i,
Dealer in general in;rehandie.
Highest prices paid for orain.
loieiiA-ati lltiusr.
Coiiiniereial Men's Home.
Special intention given to transient
custom (Ikii. II. McCain,
l'rop'r.
II. J. Ntrc lslil.
Dealer in grain, coal; ami reneial
nierehnndise; tlry iroods, rrot;erios,
boots, shoes etc.
J . Cj!. Miaifi.
Dealer in drills, toile. arliclcs, ci
gars and tobacco, p:tii;t-, oiN and
window o;lass.
tiro. A. Hay &. Co.
Hardware spoi'tinjf goods and a
general line of agricultural imple
ments; lleadiinartei s for the celebra
ted Abbott buggies.
' AV0OA. '
The following nre among the lead
ing business houses:
Lagrange .,C'o.
General Merchaudi-e, Drugs and
Groceries I'nmps, Windmills Stone,
Wt 11 'I'ubing ite.
A. 1. l.arKliall,
Dealer in Drug-, r.-.inis Oils and
j Varnishes; also Hooks atitl Statiouerv.
( I R E EN WOOD.
A. 1U C'i'll tomlen.
Couiiilcte M'o.k f hardware. Also
I a tine assoriment of Agricultural Im
! plemcuts The Deer goods a specialty.
I CEDAR tjREEK.
Geo. K. Sayles.
General Merchandise.! lardware and
Coal. Highest Cash price paitl for
grain.
A Common-Sense Remedy.
SALICYLIGA.
.o more Rheumatism, Cout or
Neuralgia.
IiDieiiate Relief Warranted.
Permanent Cere Guaranteed.
Fir year ttal'Hhtd and nt.vr kr,orn In fail
in a ringlc cost, an te or chrt'iiie. Ktfer to all
prominent phuMeu n : and drungttt for tht
tta mi ivg nf Haiicyl ic-u.
SEBRPT!
THE ONLY 1USSOI.VEK OF THE TOISON
Ol'S I KIC ACIII WHICH EXISTS IN THE
BLOOjl OF UllKi M.VTIC AMI COflV PA -TIKNTS.
MAVI.II'VI.K'A Is knov.n as a comnion
seie remedy, because it strike directly at the
cau-e of KlieuiiiatiMii. '.lout and Neuralgia,
while wi man v so-called specifics and supposed
panaceas onlv treat locally the effects.
It has beca conceded by eminent scientists
that outward applications, such as rubbing
w ith oils, ointments, liniments, and soothing
lotions will not eradicate tliee diseases which
are the result of the poisoning of the blood
' ith t rie Acid.
I WAI.ICVl.irA works wilh marvelous ef-
! .... ihi.u.iiil uml retnoie the ilixorder.
i in t vil l .1 1 - - - i . l
It is now exclusively used nv an ceieoraieo
phvsicians of America and Kuiope. Highest
Medical Academy of Pan rejiorts Sm l-er cent
cure in three days.
REMEMBER
that lA HCYLIf A is :i ccrUin cure for
KUEl.MATlsM. GOUT and XtriiAU.l.A.
The most intense-pain are subdued almost in
stantly. .
Give it a trial. Helief guarauted or money
refunded. . ,.
Thousands vt testimonials ect on applica
tion. .
SI a Box. 6 Boxes lor J.i.
Sent free by mail on receipt of money.
ASK YOUK DKUGOIST FOK IT.
But Ho not be deluded Into taking imitations
or substitute, or soinethinp reconiuieiiiled as
Musi as cood 1" Ia:st on t:e genuine with the
nimeof W'ASHBUKNE A n each box.
which iseuaranteed ciieniici.llv pure tiHderour
i;;n:tlure.aiiiiidisdeiiHil.-;e :-.iuisite to hisure
success In the treatment. 1;-i-e no other, or
send to u.
Wasbburno 4c Co.. Proprietor..
27 Broadway, cor Hemic St.
NEW YORK.
Fits, Kpilepsy,
. OR
FALLING SICKXESS,
PemiRiitlv Cured No Humhw-ST one Month;
usage nf' Dr. Goulard'. Celebrated Infallible
f it Powder. To convince .uaerern that these
Powovrs will do all we claim lor Iheni. we win
.end tiliem bv mall, po V"d; " al, bS
As DriGarland Is the ouiy physician that naj
ever nl ide On disease a speei:U study, and as
to ourlkuowledife thousand have been PJ
manetly cured by the u-of theee Fo,'"'w
will eirantee peimanent cure in every case,
or refil d you all monev expended. All j "uer
rn should give thee Powder, an early truu.
and belonvlnced of their curative P0'--,. .
. . i A lr . no nr . Hi IT PS for .10.
Sen bxliuail toanv part of ihe t ni ted States,
orCnuJla. on receipt of pti.-es.or by ex pres..
CO. M AdBress.
ASH & -BBISS.,
vn Fnllon St . .'k!yn. . .
Opera House
We still have
Wintpr I'lothinsr on h.itul. which we
ourLAKGK sl'IUKU STOCK, we have therefore tleldel to
Cut Down
Mens flDvercoats.
Youtlis (Overcoats,
WINTER SUIT
Heavy Underwear,
Not one Heavy Overcoat or heavy
Winter Suit to be carried over, if LOW PRICES will close them. We have
fr-Vl a good mny of these troods this winter, and can affoid to
GIVE TOl THE LtEXEFIT OF OCR
Ism
Call in and examine them.
Call in and get our low prices.
Call in and cloth yourselves.
With good Winter Clothing, at
nominal prices, while the
Great Clearance Sale Lasts
DON'T
S. &
FORGET
$&Icra Mouse Clotliiers.
iY. B. A few more of the $2,00
overcoats left. Call in and see.
BANKS.
Joitx FitzoebAlD,
President.
A. W. McLALCiHLIX,
Cashier.
FIRST NATIONAL
KZ !
OF PLATTSMOUTH. NEBRASKA,
Offers the very best facilities for the prompt
transaction ot legitimate
BANKING BUSINESS.
Stocks. Bonds. Gold, Roverninvnt and Local
Sectirit ies Bniiclit and Sold. Deposits receiv
ed and inteiest allowed on time Certifi
cates. Drafts drawn, available lu any
part of the United State and all
the principal town, of
Europe.
Collection made & promptly remitted
Highest market prices paid for County War
rants, State ai-d County Bonds.
DIRECTORS
John Fitzpeiald
John K. Clariv.
Geo. E. Dovev,
A. W
A.
Jt.
F.
McLaughlin.
E. Teuzalia,
c. cusnisg.
E. White.
Bank c Cass County
Cotner Main and Sixth Streets.
PLATTSMOTJTH,
.TOHN" BLACK. President.
tJ. M. PATTERSON. Cashier.
Transacts a General Banlini Business.
HIGHEST CASH PRICE
Paul Jor County and City Warrants.
COLLECTIONS MAUE
and promptly remitted for.
DIRECCTOR3 :
John Black. J. M. Patterson. C. H.Parmele.
F. R. Guthiiiann. J. Morrissey. A. B.
Smith. Fred G order. . 6Uy
WEEPING WATER
WEEPING WATER, - NEB.
E. L. REED, President.
K. A. GIBSON, Vice-President.
R. S. WILKINSON. Cashier.
A General Baiiiu Business Trusactel
HE POSITS
Received, and Interest allowed on Time Certi
ficates. DRAFTS
Drawn available in any part of the United
States and all the principal cities of Europe.
Ayerttsor tht celelraUd
Hamlmre Line of-Stews.
Clothing Store
a
good sioek ofl
MUST &KLL. in order tt make room for
the Prices
ON
Oiildrens Overcoats,
AND
C. MAYER.
MISCELLAN1CUS.
CITY HOTEL.
This beautiful three story brick f-tructure. on
lower Maid street, ha- just been finished and
fitted up for the accommodation ol
TRANS TENT CUSTOMERS.
ANI
REGULAR HOARDERS,
EVERY THING NEW AND CLEAN
A Good Bar
in connection with the
House.
27tf.
FRED G00S, Propr.
J. F. BAUMEISTER
Furnishes Fresh, Pure Milk
DELIVERED DAILY.
Special calls attended to, and Freh Milk
from same cow furnished when wanted. 41v
srf S
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66 k
2.2 t
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TENDERLOIN
Meat Market,
LAFE O'NEIL. Prop'r.
Beef Mutton Port Veal Chiciens.&c,
tin tantlT on band.
Also.all kinds of VASE in season, and ev
erything kept in a
FIfT-CL.ASS MEAT SHOP T
At lowest possible rates.
North Side Main St bet. 4th and 5th,
521 J- PLATTSMOtTTH. NEB"
AT JOE McVEY'S
Sample Rooms'
Tom will find the Finest Imported
French Brandy. Chatniiaiirn. and other
Fin Wines, Pure Kentucky WhiaKies.
sevsral of the best and roost (Kipular
brands of BOTTLE BEER. Fresh
Beer always on draught, and Fine Ci
irars. ?tf.
Temperance Department
Under the
auspice, of the
W.C. T. I .
Plaltsuioutli
- I CNKHTKll BV HK1.J. N. Hli -
To whom all coiniiuiiiioiitions for this depnit
meut should be addressed.
A Few of the Reason (Jlren for Not
Joining the Temperanpe Ranks.
AVheti we first started tir temier
auee movement, i was nintisiuj; tlie
different reasons people would give
for not ouiering- iuto it. Said one
lady to me, "I "wouldn't have my
hnshand join fur a;iythiug Why
using wine ii the eaiest way of tlis
eharjiing social oMirai0"s: When
we first married lie avmk al way lii iiijf
iu"; someone lionie to dinnt r tr luneli
at the most ineonvenient time and
season; now when lie nu e a friend
I hey o in ami have it glass ul wine
and a eigar together. His friends
feel as if they liad been interlaintd
and I am spared nil the worry and
trouble of prepai inj,' for, and living
to I e hospitable to people I eare noth
ing lor.'' I met this lady's hiibatid a
hort time after I suppose hi soc'ul
obligations had beeome many ami
frequent for he was silly and dis
gustingly drunk, so intii-hfo, that he
kept me half nu hour Mam! iuy: in tin:
eoltl wind while hi; averred, with
tear, in his i v. that Gen'l Grant
was t tie greateM man living. When
that m m lia not been ''discharging
soeial obligations," he's a courteous,
polished gentleman; one that I like
well; and I woul I not like In bear the
load ol responsibility whirh rets on
his wile's .boulders :ind for which
she will have to one !:iv give n :ic-
eocnl.
Another -ay: Wonti'ii and fan
alies will enter into it, but for men
who. have broad and eonipreliciiM t
views, it i- not necessary to hint!
I hem Willi a weak pledge thai may
or may not lie liroke; at the siyner s
ineliuat ioti '' I wish these men of
broad and eompreheiiii ve views of
life, could be brought to comprehend
tud endure, for one brief uiouili. the
sorrow, misery, sickening apprehen
sion and distress of the woman and
children at the man addicted to ill ink.
I don't mean the women who like to
have their husbands discharge their
'social obligations'' in that way.
Thank God! these women are few:
but ihe women to whom every day
the iiiiirtifviug ami disgusting tad
that the man whom thev loved and
trusted is failure; a slave to a boud-
age worst timn death lion I read
of great men visiting our country to
see "our it st itutioiis," I always think
they must go back mid report the
American people destitute of brains,
for who, knowing the effect that al
cohol has on the brain, could reatl the
statistics of the amount manufactur
ed and drank and uot opine that we,
as a nation, mus" be lucking in what
should make us the greatest people
on the face of the globe. One won hi
think that our people had taken an
opiate, that like the deadly Lpas,
renders them insensible 10 dauirr.
Why did the death ol Garlield caii'e
millions tc veep? Was it his poliii-
a! position? No, it was Ids beautiful
home life Ihe anguish and siiflerina
of wife, mother and children bereft
ot a father, husband 'tnd son. Hut
thousands of home eTrcles nre to day
broken and desol ue because of the
insidious serpent -the home dest rov
er alcohol aud we go ou . and give
it scarce a thought. There is no safe
ty to individuals but in total absti
nence from all alcoholic, beveratres,
ami no salvation to our nation, from
the evils of intemperance, but in the
banishment of all inioxicatingdriuks.
Another said: "Why should 1 take
a vow of total abstinence? I tin not
rare for liquor do not like the taste
of it. I merely drink now and then,
i as uot to be lemarkublo'.'" We
think you iiould in some sene re
gard yourself as your '"brother's
keeper," and when a man has let his
animal nature gain a power ovr hi
j moral, the influence. Mid example of a
j man who could stand strong Avi bout
i landing himi II, vii! give yenrweak
j ft- broi I. or str nsrth to break away
i from his habits and the bailee oi total
j abstinence will be an asylum i t which
I al1 ran take an honorable rclnue.
The f.il'owiug gnod atlviep from the
S-'Jiooi .luiirnal is a suitable to manv
places in Nebraska i Rrooklvu. If
is coiniiieudeil lo to well, to any
place here 1! tits:
The lirooklyn board of education
regrets to sre the boys of the schools
of that city smoking cigarettes in the
streets. It has iaquiied whether
something could not be done to pre
vent this injurious ami rapidly grow
iug habit. We would suggest the
board to sin a pIcdgeuot to smoke,
ami hand it to the superintendent
aud teachers (the gentlemen teacher
we mean) for the signititres After
that pass it around among the hny.
There is nothing like a good example;
an ounce of example is worth a pound,
vea, a ton of talk.
The little city of Elmwood, Ilis.,
population 2 000. lias been nfiicttd
with license since April last after
several previous years of prohibition.
Price of licenses were fixed at $00
the highest known in the State. And
yet these saloons are making money
and the city for the first time iu a
long lime is in debt the policeman
an houest, reformed inati fell, on the
opening of the dram-shops, commit
ted murder anil involved the city in
suits which have drained it reasnry
and over-taxed its people. "Hy fheir
Iruits ve shall know them."
Iowa prohibitionists are much ex-j
cied over the decision of the supreme j
eiirl, by which the law adopted last
yar is deel- red itncortttu'ioual; ac
tic efforts -will be comuunced -a; .
o;e lor a new la v. '
t The Noble Ited Mali Fdiieatetl.
I lead wood Times.
A few days ago I'nited Stales depu
ty Marshall llui I let t arrived from Pine
Kidge having in c harge a numerously
named Indian. Among the many so
briquets the coffee cooler tuts sailed
under are Charles Cook, 0. W. Felt
Judge Shannon and Strong- Heart. The
latter name is on a given him by hit
parents and by which lie is still known
among the Indiana. Cook, alias etc
is an educated Indian, having been at
at the Carlisle, Penn., Indian schools
ami has been from there but a short
time. He appeared at Wounded Knee
Pine Ridge reservation, about the 5th
of last month, and represented him
self to be a rich Indian trader posessed
of a thorough business and classic ed
neat ion including music, drawing, etc
He called u council of the Indians and
told them that he had sixty-eight wag
ous loaded wilh goods of all desciip-
iitns on the road, and that the train
would anive in three days. Among
the goods he claimed to have, he men-
tioiud the following at tides of which
Lo is passionately fond, viz: (inns, urn
munition, brass beaded belts, knives,
otter skins, blankets, beads aud other
things loo numerous lo mention. He
also claimed to liave a saw mill with
complete machinery, all ready to be
set up, and that an engineer aril
lireman were with the train and on
their ai rival would at once proceed to
set up the mill. With a half breed
named Leon Manard lie completed ne
g'-tiations for the erection of a build-
ing, -l)x VJ.i0 feet, to be occupied as
trailing store. After arranging all de
tails, he pretended to have heard from
his tt aius and slutted to meet (lit in,
but found it necessary to ask his
fi iends to loan htm a few head of
hoi sea to help draw in the heavily
iiadeit wagons and thereby hasten
their arrival. He succeeded hi bur
ni-.viiiii nix or eiaht horses, besides
otht r things, and pulled out, promis
ills' to le back in three davs. At the
expiration of the lime set, Cook failed
to appear and the Indians from whom
he borrowed the horses began to smell
a big rat. A party at once s'.arled in
pursuit and rounded up the man with
the many names at Iloschud agency,
but without finding any train, goods,
saw mill or anything else. lr. Mc
Gillicuddy, agent at Pine Ridge, hap-
l .-ned to be at Rosebud at the time
and took the gentleman back with
him and placed him in the guard house
and notified the authorities here. We
havealvvavs advocated the advance
ment of the Indians, but if this is the
way I hat education affects them, we
say let them remain untutored, salvage
and wild.
Remember the Poor.
Mid winter is a good time to look
out for the poor. "The poor you have
always with you," the .Saviour said,
and it certainly holds true. But who
aie the poor? .Somebody said the poor
were of three classes; the Lord's poor,
the devil's poot and poor devils. But
no matter, whreter there is a human
being suffering for the want of
j. roper clothing, or fond, or medicine,
there the kind heart ami full hand,
will tind work to do th.'it i:i repay on
the investment a hundred fold. Many
men and a few women wi'l say that
in this bounteous county people have
no business to be poor. It is a heart
less expression, whoever speak3 it, and
one that will some day come back to
such people in a way they will not
like. The blue nosed, pinched-up, and
thinly-clad child or tender years, is not j
responsible for its situation. The par
ents may be, and again they may not
be. Misfortunes often come, even
where industry arid economy dwell
hand in hand. There is such a thing
as "the deserving poor." And if peo
ple will examine into the history of
many families who seem to be poverty
stricken they will find that a very
large portion of the poor and needy
can properly be classed under this more
favorable head. It has been said,
"they that love the Lord will romem
ber the noor." We would reverse the
expression and say they that remem
ber the poor the Lord will love.
Where are these "deserving poor,"
some on : will ask, perhaps with a de
site to help them. Well, usually they
have to be hunted up. They will not
beg. They will conceal their biting
wants if possible, from even their
friends, and sometimes starve or
freeze and die, and even let their chil
dren die, before they will show the
open world their needs. Ii is a false
pride, but it exists nevertheless. When
such a case shocks the sensibilities of
the people and comes into open day
light, then all are ready to say, "I
would have helped them if I had only
known soon enough." Such cases
have to be searched out "Blessed is
he that considereth the poor." Ex
change. To Sheep aud Cattle .Men.
A joint meeting of the Nebraska
sheep-breeders and wool growers asso
ciation and the Nebraska fine stock
breeders association will be held in
Lincoln on Thursday Feb. 8th, 1883, at
3 o'clock and 7:30 p. m., at which time
a numbt r of distinguished gentlemen
will read essays upon twpics of inter
est, and the usual business of the or
ganizations will be transacted.
Col. John Scott, of Nevada, Iowa,
will read an essay upon ''Improving
the Shorthorn;" Col. Robert Holloway,
of Alexis. Illinois., upon the merits of
the draft horse; Hon. A. M. Garland,
of Illinois, on the sheep and wool
growing interests; also essays by a
number of local breeders. Efforts are
being made to secure rodueed rates
upon all railroadsdn the state. State
pipers please copy
C. IL'.Walkek.
Ptes't Fine Stock Breeders' A.Vn.
WatsoxJ'ickbell,
Prea't Stelr A,S'P
W. L Roblnsou on AtnerlcAu Shipping
In the houso of representatives Mr,
Bobiuson, of New York, in his speech
for American shipping said:
"1 want to revive American coin
mere. I want to reanimate American
not English, shipping. 1 want to set
American ship-yards thronged with
American workmen. I cannot consent
to degrade American labor to the level
of English operatives, as desci ibt d in
Parliamentary reiorta concerning the
condition of humanity iu her subter
ranean gloom. I want to see the
American workman better fed, better
clothed, better housed, aud better ed
ucuted than English slaves are or can
be. I want 'o see him with lib happy
home, liis plenteous table, his smiling
wife, his children returned, not from
the factories but from the school,
awaiting his coming from honorable
aud liayiug toil. I want to ie the
American mechanic building Amerl
can ships, on American soil, whose
keels shall plow the waters of all seas
and oceans, gladdening the hearts of
all who wunder over them. And
wherever waves roll ami winds blow.
1 want the American wanderer to see
the beloved and honored flag of lua
country so hitfh above all rivals that
he can proudly exclaim:
Hall, bi telnet banner, that Oouts on Hie lc 1
Flan of the countiy of WashliiKtou, halt !
Bed are thy stripe a the blood of the brave
Bi iKhfare thy stars us the snu ou the wave:
Wrapt In thy f.ld arc the hopes of the free
llamiei ot Washington, blensluus on thee !
The North American Review for
February opens ilh a sjmposium in
which six prominent theologians, rep
resenting as many religious denomi
nations, give expression to their viowi
upon the question of the "Revision of
Creeds". Prof. Alexander Winchel),
iu usi article entitled "The, Experiment
of 1'niveisal .Suffrage", institutes a
profound inquiry into the essential
nditioiis of stable popular govern
ment, which he IiiiiIh to be, substan
tially, virtue and intelligence; but
these conditions, he maintains, are ab
solutely unattainable, undei our exist
ing political system, where an electo
rate either ignorant or viciuiis. or.
both, by the mere force of superior
numbers, practically nullifies the suf
frages of the better and wiser portion
of the people, whose riht to control
the government of the commonwealth
is grounded in the very nature of
things. Bishop McQuaid writes of
"The Decay of Protestantism", and in
essaying Uvrove his thesis, makes a
very adroit u?e n the admissions of
protestant writers. "The Political
Situation is the joint title of two ar
ticles, the one by Horatio Seymour,
other by Ceo. S. Boutwell, who offer
their respectite views upon the causes
of the recent overthiow of the repub
lican party. .An article by Dr. D. A.
Sargent, on "Physical Education in
Colleges", treats a subject of prime
importance lo the welfare of the
youths in our higher educational in
stitutions. Finrlly, there are two ar
ticles on "The Standard Oil Cmr'atiy"
Senator Camden of West Virgh.I i, de
fending that corporation against its
assailants, and John C. Welch setting
forth the reasons for condemning it as
dangerous monopoly. Published at
0 Lafayette Place, New York.
The national republican committee
adopted the followirg rule for elect
ing delegates to the next national con-
ention :
The republican national convention
of 1&4 shall consist of four delegates
at iarge from each state, and two dele
gates from each congressional district.
Deh-gates-st-large shall be chosm ly a
popular delegate state convention, rail
ed on not less than twenty days' pub
lished notice, and held not less than
thirty nor more than sixty days before
the time for the meeting of the nation
al convention. Republicans of the
various congressional districts bhall
have the option of electing their dele
gates at separate popular delegate con
ventions, called on similar notice, and
held in districts at any time within
fifteen davs next prior to the meeting
of th" state conventions, or by sub-divisions
of state con vent ions, and such
delegates shall be chosen in the latter
method, if not elected previous to the
meeting of the state conventions, all
district delegates to be accredited by
the officers of such district conven
tions. Two delegates shall be allowed
from each territory and from ihe Dis
trict of Columbia, similarly r 'losen
nonces or contests may he giv&n to
the national committee, accompanied
by full printed statements of the
grounds of contest, which shall also
be be made public; and preference in
the orderf hearing and determining
contests shall be given by the conven
tion, according to the dates of recep
tion of such notices and statements Ly
the national committee. The report
was adopted without discussion."
Mr. Geo. W. Cushiug, superintend
eut of the Northern Pacific, was iu
Chicago recently. To a reporter he
said that everything Avas progressing
iu a satisfactory manner with the
road. The total length of its nuiu
liue from St. Paul to Portland, O-e.,
is 1,950 miles. Various branches runke
its total extension 2,600 miles. The
road is nearly all graded aud ouiy 300
miles of rails remain to belaid ou Lie
main track. About 13,000 men ae
busy at worn ou Ihe road at present,
of whom about 8,000 arc Chiuatr.cU.
The latter are most all employed on
the west coast. The main line run
within sixty mites of Yellowstone
Park bin a branc'j will he bnill
through lo the park. The road rutil
through the richest section of Ih'l
North-west, and Mr. Cushiug cousidft
pr its outlook most flattering:. Abou!
nnles ot fhe road L n.ow in ope,
atiou from St. Paul west, and aboui
nOo mile from Portland. Ore., eat. It
is expected that t!:e entire road will
K ffttti f ktot Oil APlI Anil! ntAAil I i k
f
u, ,Jo 1 " - 'however mean yu may be, dou't abuse
.... ..
Krlr-a.lsrar.
Black wdUtiU. -'
Only a golden hair '
Found ou my coat today
Why should my IndVtare,
Why, wear an injured air.
Why should she say
"Love, we must (over
Farawe.ll foravar.- '
Curse oa that golden hair
Fouud on my coat today f .
However came it there,
By means or foul or fair,
I cannot say;
But this I know, alack!
My lady's hair is black.
Denver Tribune
"What is the key b IhU tfreat my
tery of death?" solemnly inquired th
orator, pausing iulpreesir ely. Alb
the mail in I ho front aent, aVIio hs.
been coughing all the evening, huf
ly replied that he reckoned Jt must L.
4 skeleton key .
"I'm going lo a masquerade Lu!
this evening, uud I want anapproprl-
nte itress, i,c su,,! lr) nM. ,:U,tuUt,.r
AVl'Hf it tlllir l.ll.llln..?" 1.1 kl. !
" ' '""."-I VMI, I III tt
milkman." "Ah! then you had I.. I
icr pin on a pair ot pump and
disguised a a waterfall."
A religious tract called "Put Not
Your Trust in Prineea." was thrown
into the saloon of a simple old Ger
man. He reud the title and solilo
quized: "Veil, I don't put some droit
in biincea. Dey must pay der cash in
dis shop chust der same a der . vite
mans."
The Cutholic diocco of Nel raska
comtirucN the Stale of Nrbrnskn, und
the territories of Wyoming aud Mon
tana. It bos one blshoo. 7S nricl.
m w - - I
10 ecelesiasticul students, 67 purishof,
lt"J churches ami nils. ions, loi init-
kiotiaiy stations am! n metnbi rohip of
oO.fNMI persons. Xehrsskn Vl, I,.
man.
One day toward nightfall', nud in'
uncertain light, a man bought un
overcoat of pretended t,l UUi rotor
The next moriiiug Jt proved to be of
a quifc too unmistakably green. Ke.
titrtiinit to thi shop keener, that
worthy regarded the-buyer calmly,
and said: "You inuM liave a litil
putienre with it, my dear ir;Jl isn't
ipe yri. .
The Sunday ,lhat Hap: 2?w York
Sunday' law went info VilVcf. an
Irishman who bad Nah 'html lug nji
tin; morning for u too'.hfnl of moun- j
ttiln dew rind hadbae'i ouablw to find,,
it, met a cotuitrv man vf hit.'' "ArriTj
Jimmy." said he "do you know where
we can get a sup?" "ludade u' I ilo
,. ' ... . . . ... . . . . s
uoi, nays jimmy. JhL the
result of the great Iliiiimyrratlc vic
tory?" says Pat. ''I hejieve it ii nay"
Jimmy. ' "Th'iu bejforra'' says Pat,
"I'll niter vote the Dljniayeraibr tick
et nguin."
"Are you the tax 'eoJIeetcr for this
want?" he asked, asAhey rode togeth
er ou the pUT.riiiof ihe rttr", "No."
"Anything to do jviih the census?"
"Nothiug of the nort. - Why f on
ask?" "Why, I navy ou coming out
of a house via Spi oat, street the other
day with two chair, ft broom aurt an
ottoman flying after you, ami'. I said
to myself that you Wefejiii oflTvial or
agent of some sort, and had ' uninten
tionally offended the woman." "No
I'm no official or agent," replied the
man; iu a scornful voice. ' I live there -aud
that woman was my wife H'you
uudersiaud?" "You b'eil" whs the
sympathetic response, aud thy crept
closer together mid took sdufl' from
the same box.
A Tramp, who Lad not tastr-.l Axxl
for twenty-seven days, and who was
anxious to see his mother die. knocked
at a door aud asked the woman for
heaven's sake to give him some work
whereby he might earn an honest
quarter.
"Walk right round to the back door.
she promptly replied, and in about
four minutes the tramp was jutroJuc- .
ed to a pile of hickory wood aud a
bucksaw. Then hi bear', gladdened,
for he meant th steal ttie saw and ax,
but as he made tvr the alley" fence a
200 pound dog played wilh Ms coat
tails anL rolled him over the ashpile
until thh woman came out and chided
liAtn for iii.s impulsivemess and said to
the tramp:
"Now you climb! And as yon pur
sue your weary was through life's cold
paths, remember that' " truth is
mighty and honesty Is a big thing on
ice." Detroit Free Press.
Josh Billing Guide to Health.
Never run into debt, not if you oar
find anything else to run into.
Re honest if you can ; if you cant tm
honest, pray for help. ' '
Mairy yung. and if yoa toake a hit,
keep cool and dont brag about It.
Be kind to jour mother-in-law. and . -if
necessary, pay for her boaid at some
good hotel.
Bathe thocoly once a week in soft
water, rasteel sope, nnd . avoid tight
boots.
Exercise in the open air, but dont
saw wood until you are oblige 1 to
Laft every time you are tickled, and
laflf once in a while enny how.
Eat hash' washing days.and be thank
phul if you have to shut your eyes to
do it.
Hold the baby haff Ihe f line, aud all-
wus start the fire in the morning and
put on the tea kittle.
Don t jaw back it onlv ttrove that
you are as big a phool ax the other
phello.
Never borrow what vu arc a.i
buy. and all wuss hate something yu
won't lend. -
Never get in a hurrv; yn can walk a
8000- deal ,ur' ,,er in Gay than you
can.ra."-
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If you have dauters, let yure wife
hrii.g them up; if she has got common,
3en ne can la' H yure theorya.
Don't drink M much nu sider. and
"li0W,
i ble rates. Call ad try ur.
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