-wm THB S ATUKDAY 1MORNIXG COURIER Ippsjrssiw' t ii Nn ')' IfT J ,' - ( J a piYilMRi PUBLISHED 8ATURDAY8 lit tub GOURIBR PUBLISHING 60. W. MOHTON 8MITH, tPiton wo MaMAom. mutno Offee 18)10 Htwrt. 1'htmraM. i . TERM Of UMORIPTION! mm Owmm, nw ' " J pl Month "' " ThtcNmtli... ' ' " Liwoui, Nm.. Octomw' 7, 18K1. AMUSEMENTS. JMTWWM V-lToday) matinee, -Chun. Dletuon In "Incog" nt tho Limn. Ing thcHtrc. Sari7W-AV-EvcnlnR-ChiirleH Dick- wn In "Admitted to tho llnr" nt tho Limning thcntrc. MONDAY "Juno' nt tho Limning theatre. TUESDAY --"Pntfnt AnHi'l l'"" nt tho Lansing thcntrc. WEDNESDAY--"Patent Apitlletl For" nt tho Limning thcntrc. FHIDAY" Texan Steer" nt tho Limning thcntrc. Minn Mny North, of Columbia, In In tho city tho guont ot tho MIhsch Cnwilcry, 1011 O ntreot. Tho FiciiMint Hour club nt Its nn mini meeting Wednesday engaged tho Nobruskti ntnto orclientru to furniah munlc for tho 189.'M1 norlcH of purtien. Mnny will regret to lenrn Mint tho jKipulnr clothing Ilrm of Frnwloy Chldotor & Co. linyo cloned their Lin coin ntoro nrnV Will nhlp tho Imliincu of their ptock t their HtorcH in Strnmnhurg, Neb., David City, Nob., mul UuhIiuoII, IIIh. Tho Ilrm In their nhortntuy In Lin coln, hnve mitdo many frloudn, who wish them hucccm) mid hope to neo them return in the near future. ' Umw H Collected It. If TO think you've sot inch a dead aura tfetagon that claim ngalnut me, why don't you sue me for M" nuked tho mnn with the double chin. , "I could aue you and collect it cnnlly enough, and you know It," replied tho man with the bufthy eyebrow, "mul I would hnvo deno It long oro but for the ronton thnt it would tkave brought your other creditor AowaoU you like thoniand of brick. I 'wattolak,you." "1 I'll pay It thla afternoon, every cent," Mid the other, rubbing his jaw thoughtful ly. "But that won't go with the next mu that tries to work It on me, by George!" Chicago Tribune. Asking For InformaMoa, Willie Keep I was once very strongly tempted to blow out my bwaintr Ethel Kaox-Dtd you do itr Brooklya Life. fowl Training. lira. Sammerboard Thlseggseemsnllt tie suspicious, and I'm sure I beard the bens emckllog early this morning. Mr. Semsierboard-That's nothing. The tamer has the hew tralaed to do that ev ery time a box of limed egga arrives from the eHy.-Brooklyu Eagle. It Was All Might. Mr.T Nuwed (gloomily) My salary has beeo cut down 10 per cent. lire. Nuwed (cheerily) Ohl don't worry about, that, dearl Silk, IUbbons & Co. are advertlilng perfectly lovely things at a re duction of 90 per cent. Tlt-Blts, What Ha Took. Blzz 1 used to belonu to n theatrical company myself. Fut lite What part did you takef Bisz Oh, 1 took It all. I was treasurer. 1'atranUd Hotuling &. Son for tlrst claps grocer ice and meat. Everything bh represen ted or money refunded. Storo 1425 O street. Telephone 010. Low priced cloaks correct styles Ash by Cloak Co. 9""t - t : i I., i, Never, order, an invitation until you save seen the samples of' the work dpno by the'Bew Courier Publishing Co. o . The Lincoln Coal company, 1045 O street, handles all of the very best grades ot anthracite and bituminous coal. Lincoln Coal company caters to thq be trade. Canon City and Rock Springs coul nicely screened at Lincoln Coal com- yf . Fruited ice bream soda water mado Mm the Natural fruit, at Rector's Phar asaey. All days special days Akhby Cloak Co. MY NEIGHBOR. Mr neighbor iya h wldiUr. sn h hwl a nB- dnwn furm, An Utt rrnrn an rigs sn chlckrn (tons s mighty Into' harm To my field aj'lnln, sn 1 ttnodjt flulte awhile, Till 1 wouldn't I Imposed on In nosloh'klndo' style. Bo 1 looked my very maildctt ts I walked Up to her door. Till slio looked up at tne smllln, white a-wathln up the floor, Aa her cheeks was red es roses, an her hair black night. 1 forgot to scold sn mm her, fer she seemed so street and bright. at my hand was to the plow now, an It woutdh't sever do To forglt them deperdatkms Jes by lookln at her shoe, Bo 1 gathered up my anger, sn I said, "Now, Mrs, Urown," And my tone put out her ees' light, sn the lathes they fell down. But 1 stn't no msn for foolln, nn 1 went rlgbl on to say . How hor pigs et all my melotis sn her cows et tons ot hay, How her chickens scratched my corn oul, sn I wouldn't hev It so, Glttln harder all the time, like a madman will, you know. Then the wldder she looked tip, with a tear drop on her cheek, An a somcthln In her throat that wouldn't let her apeak, But tho sobbed an cried out In a kind o' tesry tone, Thetshe lied no one to help her an whs poor an all alone. An my hand was oft the plow then an n-reach-In out for hern. 1 bed learnt a suddent lesion tbtt 1 never thought IM learn. Well, my scoldln was a failure, eeeln what I thought to do, Tor her pigs an cows are all here, an tho wld der's with Vm too. -Will F. McHparrcn In Ynnkeo Illade, A MEAN TRICK. IIo had often tried to propose to her, but sho was such u very fllppnnt young person that ho found It herculean to ro duco her to a sufficiently serious frutue of mind. Then, too, ho was by no means certain as to her feelings toward himself. Somo deflnlto assurance cither way would, he folt, hnvo been gratoful, al though it is snfo to nfllrm thnt had such ssflurnuco been unfavorable to his hopes ho would nono tho less hnvo been anxious for further information. However, ho wns denied tho t ntisfne tion of oven well grounded suspicion. Sho had such n bnflling sort of manner. Novor had ho been nblo to Rurprioo her into nn admission of anything, however trifling, which might bo taken as an in dication that ho aroused within her emo tions of any kind whatever. It was cer tainly very difficult to know what to do. Many times had ho almost taken ad- vantago of a momentary silenco on her part. Times without number had ho nearly clasped Iter in his arms as sho pirouetted past him, but sho was too quick for him, Tho boldest effort on his part had been mado ono evening aft er ho had brought a friend to call upon her. Minna, Bob nud tho friend had all aat in tho kitchen and pulled taffy. Next evening Bob said sheepishly: "Do you know, Minna, what Ikey was tollin mo last night?" "How could I know without you told me?" returned Minna, with spirit. She was washing dishes, and sho clattered them in tho pan. "Ho was asking mo if I was going U marry you." , "And what did you tell htmV" "Told him I didn't know." "That was right," said Minna, swirling tho dishcloth around. "And ho ho said I was a durncd fool If I didn't." Minna went off into peals of laughter. Then sho sobered up. "Didn't what?" "Didn't marry you." "So you would be If you got tho chancel" was tho prompt reply. "That's what I told him if I got the cbanco, but I can't get tho chance, de jectedly. "What right had you to tell him you couldn't get tho chance?" 'Cause you ain't over give it to mo." "No, nn I never will," returned Miona, with emphasis. "Jea' what I thought," sold Bob dis mally. "Guess I'd better go." "Guess ye had," remarked his hostess hospitably. As sho spoke she wiped out the dlshpan and hung it up on a nail bo-' hind. "If I was you, I'd learn a few tilings before I came courtin." "But you're it big sight clevcr'n me," answered Bob meekly. "That's so," said Minna laconically as Bob passed dejected out of the kitchen door. On thinking over the interview on the way home, Bob thought that on the whole he bad not made much progress, A few days later hope returned, bright eyed and smiling, and Bob determined to make another attempt to secure the elusive Minna. In the soft dusk of the early summer evening he went thought fully across the field toward her father's cottage, now softened of its daytlmo an' gulariUes and, to Bob's imagination, nestling confidingly In the trees. "House ain't much like Minna," ho re flected sadly. "Wisht I could think on some way tocotch her." Ashe walked, crushing down the moist grass, ho revolved a dozen schemes in his mind, all of which bad sooner or later to be dismissed as impracticable in view of tho uncertain nature of the damsel in question. If he could only be sure of how Minna would take anything.. But he never could be. She was as wayward as the summer breeze. Suddenly, in the midst of his pander ing, an idea came to him a heaven sent inspiration,, so beautiful, so clever, that the cunning little god himself must have been hiding in a bluebell along his path' Bob gave an emphatic clap to his leg, and the listening Cupid might have heac 1 a short chuckle, followed by a delight! exclamation. "Gosh! But that'lldoitrastho woo r sped along his path. Minna herself nut Bob at the door and gave him a chair outs'.de beneath a fragrant honeysuckle. Sho eat down near him on the doorstep nd leaned her head against thecal rnent. She looked very pretty, her bla .V eyes darken! t g tho llj and her face pale in tno utiMcy twilight, her linlr curling in moist littlo ends around her smnll face. Bob .looked nt hef, and his heart, failed Him. But ho remembered a cer tain i Thomas Anderson, who report said had loitered beneath the honey- micklo for the last few nights,! sad brought back his coring courage. -xney wux talking about you lost night down at tho pump," he remarked, with assumed cheerfulness. "Tulkln about mo?" said Minna angri ly. "How dared they?" "Oh, Lord!" gasped Bob to himself. "If sho gets mad before I begin 1" "They wua sayin sayin" "Welir sharply, "what wui they eay tar "They wux sayin how aa you'd never marry nny one you wui that uncertain llko and filghtylike." "Who said Mint?" said-Minna,- turning wrathful eyes upon him. - "I don't exactly remember," faltered Bob. "Most likely yourself," disdainfully. Bob could not truthfully disown the remark, as ho had made it frequently, in confidence, to his near companions in tho villugo. So, after this unexpected home thrust, ho remained uncomfortably silont. Minna pursued her advantngo, "Nico doings them, fur a man I" sho went on contemptuously. "Talking about girls when they can't talk back for themselves!" If tho reported conversation had not been wholly imaginary, Bob would have been stricken with remorse. As it wns, however, although inwardly trembling ho saw nn opening nud took it, "But I spoko back for you, Minna, 1 did." "Oh, you did, did you?" was tho dis couraging comment. "Slnco it wuzyou said tho worst, seems to mo it wus all you could do." "They said a lot moro'n 1 did," Bob continued,with flctitiouscournge. "They said ns how I needn't bo hangin around here, fur yo'd alius scorn mo till tho jodgment and not marry mo nt till." "Thcro wnz Mime truth in their ro marks," rennirke" Mlntm snubbingly. "But thoro's wttsser nor thnt," ho said, with well forced gloomineiu. "I said as how I knowed Jou would many mo" "Who mado yon so wise?" interrupted Minna sarcastically. "An n man bet mo you wouldn't, an an I bet him you would." "Beasts!" ejnculatcd the much in censed .Minna. "An I hot a fearful lot. Minna. Gosh! I'm scared to think of it. If I got to givo him all that money, tho farxri nil hnvo to go euro." Minna looked frightened. "How much?" sho usked faintly. "Wonder how much sho'll stand?" Bob asked himself perplexedly. Then ho glanced nthcr tentatively. "I'm most nf cared to tell yon. It's it's gosh! Minna it's $100. "Oh, myl" ejaculated Minna. "You never did." "A hundred dollars!" repeated TS6b chokingly, and overcome by tho feelings be had aroused ho buried his head in his hands. From this safe retreat he con tinued disjointed remarks broken by emotion. "Don't caro for myself. (Sigh.) I dou't want to llvo anyway, but tho farm'll havoto go sure, urid poor mother and father." (Sob.) "uu, no, no," saiu .Minna tearfully. ' "They'roold now.to start over agin' (a protracted sign), but 1 kin work for em. I'll do it" nud Bob's shoulders shook with nobly suppressed emotion "it u'll como hard to loso tho old place now (sob) after nil them years." "Oh, don't, don't, don't, Bob! 1 can't bear It!" gasped Slinna, choking down Mio tears. "I'll I'll" Bob waited n moment. Then he went on: "Poor sister can't goto school or noth ing," rocklug himself to and fro in ap parent deep grief, "an thcro's no wood got for the winter" hero he wopt aloud, and seeing this Minna, too, wept aloud. "Oh, Bob," sho cried, "how could you be so so" and she burst again iuto tears. "Dunno, Minna," he said in a choking voice, "but there ain't no help for it now. It'a all got to go farm an all." "Never!" said Minna hysterically, 'tl will marry you I will!" " 'Tain't right to ask you," Bob eaid sadly and hypocritically. "Ybn don't caro nothin about me." "I didn't afore," said Minna tcarfull? and shamefacedly, "but that was an aw ful lot of money to bet on me. I likeyou for it, Bob, I do!" "An you will marry me?" She nodded. "Thank you, Minna," Bob said mourn fully. "It's awfully good in you." A moment elapsed beforo ho started on the real business of courtiliip--he had to proceed carefully and in that moment Bob looked up at a very jester of a twin kling star nnd silently exchanged with it knowing and prodigious wink. Madge Robertson in Chicago Inter Ocean. The Migratory Crab. The West Indian migratory crab is the only creature that is born in tho sea, matures in fresh waters and passes its adult life on land. Once a year these creatures migrato in thousands from the uplands of Jamaica, deposit their ova in the sea, then migrate to the rivers .and streams, pass through a fcsh water stage, after which they follow their par ent to land until the time comes for them to return to the sea to lay their eggsin turn. London Tit-Bits. Mllsson's Hosne Fads. Christine Nilsson lives iu an elegant house in Madrid. In its internal decora tion she has displayed a certain amount of eccentricity, for her bedroom Is pa pered with sheets of musiu from the scores of various operrt that she has in terpreted, while the walls of the dining room are covered with a collectloiit of betel bills, tho result of the diva's many professional travels in both beinisphurcs Exchange. SHE SMOKED. And, Oh, How Glad He Was to Find That (the Ildt Two of. us lefttho train at a country junction to wait for the train on the other road. It was pouring rain, and the waiting room was ohjj a box about)lQ.feet square. The other passenger was a woman about 40 years of age, fairly well dressed, and as dis gusted with the situation aa I was. We must kill off 9J hours some way, and neither of us hail a book or paper. It rained pitchforks, and there was no stirring out. I am aa Inveterate smoker. I had not smoked for two hours previous to our arrival, but I bad not been cooped up there 10 minutes when I, felt that I must smoke if I had to stand out la the rain to do It. Although not Introduced to each' other, the woman and 1 exchanged opinions, on the weather and other things. This helped some, but at the end of half an hour I wns half dead for a smoke. I had six real Ilnvana clitnrii In tnv noeket. and the (thought of.tkem.made.mv mouth' water. I1 unnjiy got, up,aml,iean pacing, the floorH nun wisumg mat woman in jeneno, ami sho presently observed: "Stranger, nr' ye in nn awful hurry to git homef" "No. I didn't expect to get home be fore 7." "Got n heap o' hizncsH on your mlndr" "1 can't say that I hnve." "Mcbbe you've bin tooken slckr" "No, I'm iu perfect health." "You was ncttn so mighty nnrvous I dkln't'know but munthln wns wrong. Iook n-herr, Htmuger, nr' you one of thesoover pcrtlckler nu'iiH' "How do you meanr" "Why, ono o' tin to men who turn up their notes at the mncll of tcrlmckcrf" "Great Scott, woman!" I shouted ns I turned on her, "do you smoke n pipe?" "I somctliiitsl" sho stammered. "And I'm Jest dead fur a few whiffs this very mlnlt, and If you don't kcer I'll" "And I can't live 10 minute-) longer if I don't sniokul" 1 jelled nn I grabbed for a clftar and a match. She produeed a paper of tobacco nnd n clay pipe, boriowvd my light ai.il wo sat there and puffed and talked ami puffed, ami mi thoroughly enjoyed ournelvcM that sho said oh the train enme along; "I'm glad It happened to hu you. Lnndi a' massy, hut If I'd bin cooped up with nn overpcrticklvr man fur '-'K hours I'd a bin so nigh dead fur a kiiioKo thnt I'd n tum bled in u heap nud kicked the bucket fur good!" Dvtiult Free Press. H Every Garment now at tho A'hiiiiv Cloak Co. Fine now lino of businecH nuttings from 82.") toSlOln Scotch undhomcHpunfl .Tvckell Bros., Ill) north Thirteenth street, near Laiibiug theatre. iff. L, Jt. Hair.lcn, Ot Augusta, Mc, says: "I do cot remember when I began to tako Hood's Sarsaparllla; It was several years aco, r.ad I hnvo found It does ujo a great doal ot cootl In rny Uccllulns years. B am 91 Years ' 2 months and 20 days old.'acd my health Is per-' tectly good. i htvo no uches or pains about me. Hood's Sarsaparilla reeulates my bowels, stimulates my appetite, and helps mc ! sleep well. I doubt 11 a preparation ever was made so well suited to the wants of old peaple." L. 11. IIaulxw. Elm Btrcct. Augusta, Me., Bcpt. so, laai. - HOOO'O PlLLS r a mllj, cent!, painless ssis acd cfflcltnt csthtrttc. Always reliable. i .Nolle.'. In tho Count) Court within nnd for Lnnciutvr comity, NcliruHl.il, In tho matter of thorntnto of Din Id Ncwmtui d recalled, To the crodltoru of mill CKtiito: You nro hereby notified thut 1 will Kit at tho county court room in Lincoln, In tald enmity, on the. Zhl day nf Uccrmlier, 1H1, nud (mnln on tho Ski day of March, letU, to examino nil claims (iRiilnut said estnto with 11 low to their iidJiiHtmont nnd ullawanco. Tho timo limited for the prcucntation ot claimx ntrninnt mid cutnto is vtx months, from nnid M dny of Hep tcmbcr.lKKt, and tho timo limited for tho pa) meut of doblH 1m ono junr from khIiU.VIiI day of Heptombcr, 1HI. Notironf thin pr6ceediiiK in ordered publlliod four consccHtiYO weeks in tho Saturday Mornliur Courier, a'weekly news paper published hi this county prior to No em ber St, 1MB. lEAL. , 1. W. LANS1NO, County Judifc. A Yenr'H Kuhxcrlptloii In Any Om of the Following l'aprra LADIES' HOME- JOURNAL. CHICAGO WEEKLY INTER OCEAN. NEW YORK WEEKLY WORLD. CHICAGO WEEKLY TIME8. To uny ono sending us i'J.OO for a j onr'n subscription toTiiF.CouiiiKi: in advance, wo will givo Jfroo h year's subscrip tion to any ono of tho abnvo papers, uny ono ot which tho regular subscription prlco is 81.00 to $11)0. Remember you get ono trco with n year's subscription to tho Courier. W.fi0 worth of good rending for W.00. SEND IN YOUR lS6f!K il! Ah thtfl offer will only hold good for it abort time, Addrcm i COURIER PUR. CO., Office 1201 0 St., Lincoln, Neb. Am.".'.''::!'.''' Ill l fyfe .YftV.V iV " MSv J I .u Ilij H IB NEW FAk - -I MILLINERY NOW BEING Funke's 'i Opera House Corner. JWFUfruA iWi Remn Thin hcuvu couipkvtal fellow in mn ;. . country, anil the stock will be our own maUc of hiyh yradc chthiuy. Merchant tailors are the only cam jmt Horn wc recog nize. And wc k'noch them away out on prices. We arc the laryeit manufacturers and retailers of cloth ing in the world. 13 RETAIL STORES. WATCH FOTl lOlB'ie O STRISBT. Well (IIuke It i iv Blown II I Rvicljso dte I&Ioirritst Co., 11181122:2 29 ruunuti. Ask fur it. 1faG& ya m i inn ninriwiirar Innlulnwrmuiwr. AUarawM 1 or tale la Lincoln, by U. W. I1HOWN i L STY-bES IV - SHOWN BY THE V Corner O and Twelfth Streets. all ready fur hi chlliiinj. We wish wc were. Our store xhould have been ready September , hut weUl be in Inch if we yet it by October J. When wc net into it wc will have the lint intent openiny ever nccn in the west. The stoic will Ixi one of the handsomest in the 3 FACTORIES. OUJt OPENING. KING & GO XINCOIN. BIBB. Decidedly Lively 'mis Line for the Fall and Winter and will begin at once, to quote such prices in all departments as will make competition quiver. Gome In and see our new patterns and you'll buy nowhere else. M And all fancy and staple pieces at prices tliatjtouch the pocket book easy during strlngent.tlmes. -Won'tjyou favor us with a call, STHEJIOT. CM i PARLOR MANHOOD RE8TORED!tFw'; fuaruuuiU to i uru u. I nerum. iiln'au.,uui as Weak Memorr. Uou p( Unln 'owt-r, Ilua(luclio.WuLoluliioi,l.oitMiilii)ol,NliililljrKniiiloin,herTOu iitfM,ollilraliiino(ll(ii4if powiTlulieiienUlTeOrtmiii of ollbur ox.''u4 il takii no other. WrltAforfreAftflaillcal Hitok aunt Miiavd KMVCKKI CO., Maoulott)BJpl,CJUCAVO. ad W.N.ltKULAKMUKIt,UruMlU. T N-4 it a a i j-mA .'JiAufi4ja;i.,k. . ii-,jJbiiVi.1j'i,vw.v.vriji mm f. ii a)w i iv-v..