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SATURDAY, SEPTBMBER 9, 1893.
THKvaro going to orKitniio a now
political party out in Colorado. Colo
rado'a capability in tho lino of political
d n fooliahnoM oxccede that of Ne
braska, and jf hat la, nay ing a good deal.
i ' ' "'
" OtraVmodcat contemporary, tho Call,
mm can vaesed the slttintlon and ilrula
inns;-ie aiiec-oun jiii p- r ja rautu
mora popular than tho morning nowa
paper. ' It isn't ithe-time ' of day that
make a newspaper popular; it ia what's
la It.
Tmk Saturday Morning Coukirr
started elgKt years ago aa tho Capital
layl lapbyTjujCouRian
cJM' Mr. Weasel re.
Paid
:a portion or mo biock ami con
tinuing the business management.
This week Mr; Weasel disposed, ofhl"
lock and retired from tho management
i paper, no win aaatst tho new
anient (or a time, however. Thk
"W" FifcfcMw hWtQ
ion! with an enoWo U aid wick Im
provement (rum time ,to time aa will
enhance its interest (
nublc.
or tho reading
pubic,
TrV kkh yoweny m tnjatan who.wanta
to borrow ym way aa rtytieing a
antpective lllioaU awarea -and
om ko will noma ''dayjiaaay the loan
with) big Interest, jgaay yeara ago
ay MafcpewfoMtJ. Jala amount
ImDetualoua lawiiafi ami how
lo
Bgtoraart'ttMlaU whom he
dad il to feaVe htm 11,000,000.
TWawa who loana money tor the fun
ry In which
Mr. Bepaw
in tor lota
la all fMb
lie. T
Ova aaaMwhatt wiggly'eoateKrary,
tkJVV,l suddenly found out that
it haa a deep admiration forjudge Max-
wall.!T1ieiVaM,aaya:1 "Judge Maxwell
yetda for 'arr:
tWtmbof. the
rueMaaiU
a tteJhlM invests ia a lotte
MidUoii lav mm
S-r; "
(
" eotwtituent
Toned, that the
should placed
skbovo' party."
, That ia exactly
what ia wrong with
.allied up hla legal
mca pontics i opm-
pelltlca and law to.
ia many of hla declj
ard to ascertain where
bjoMUos eada and where the law begins,
IaesMseose Judge Maxwell is "above
atty"-lnthathe rideaarty like a
haMsrhone. And It may be added thai
herkks not oae pwty.but all MaM
wM ia a. demagogue and he ought to be
' turned down and broken off.
, Tiak'i? If attfylagly 'sound and
innMLK oosnea vo uiscussing
t'alimMkilfiaaneier. It ia
le9tAsaa anosnecf nan
JaOalawr
played a
eoafldenoe game
from the
atart
se Nev nays:
He kaakaed rich sad poor, stockholders and
SseaMeesiMM,etef ttudr moeeyt he bus
i f them to ibm a petition sskls for
has MNimaHy from Imprteoasaent on the pro-
sseded plea that he woHMretara.a portion of
MBm-totteaTailMj he hawkoed the eovem
ass'sctoWw? and. Ik eort. the manaal and
' aad tBttnietijwae wseS protalsed hla auktsaeo
mutlsiaWbjaik'e sgaln.
And the'roost surprising thing of all
In the docility or gullibility of tho poo
plain thk city. Moaher alaed up the
Lincoln public aa an aggregation of
' fools, and humiliating though tho ad
mission mayybe, it does not seem that ho
under Beilmated to ,any very great ex
tent 'LlBiColn people can have nearly it
not qulti 1,000,000 stolen from them,
andithe' hardly know that thoy have
been robbed.
Thb,iCoubiicb has on one or two
oeoaetoM maintained that while there
Bsoy be here and there a flaw in Rosa
.' Hammond's poetry, there are no weak
' v nlenea in his prose, andaa we read the
'', ;, Mvely article by the editor of tho Fro
''' asont Tribune anent the Maxwell-Frick
. ' ooatest in Dodge county, we are con-
1 ' atrasaed bo reiterate pur unqualified
ndmu-atlon for the quality of the prose
' f which emanates from the able and
-evenly balanced Dodge county editor.
Mr. Hammond's style U pleasing, and,
, what in more of more Importance, his
Matter ia the proper kind of stuff. He
' hi eaveeielly well adapted to discuss the
peooUar teenk yclsped Maxwell who lm-
aadaaa ha ia a candidate for the supreme
Bntt, aad ia handling the subject he ia
aatjk) the v Janet disappointing. That
MaaweUiaapollUoal "carpet bagger"
and Mr. Ham-
ooaoernlng
'have the
af trathv- aad form Mr.
X WIMt,iWiWf
; oecaMKtstHiMiig
i . .a..T r ri . i 4
' toiiA laMiiaaiajaeii
j-. oh IfiB very
rontannBMi
KebaMai
''tedMeVll
' adamntW
Hammond ia supporting tho candidacy
of J. B. Fried also of Dodge,, and hie
,trltM1 rtllo wm tailed iaath by the
peculiar and BomenJud, ijamputable
method uaed by tho
dl5f3prin' Mr.
In seeking to caat diaci
Hammond and hla camlytaja.
Araopofi of the rs4kiapat, .ef Mf.
Weasel from Thk Couwaa aananiB
of hlatory may not be otpf ,
waa in November, lit, jrttet aar-if r.
Fred Funke, now decease 'ijapd
personal management of his immtm,
that a contract waa entered kajb.fjr'M.
Weaael for the weekly pubJkxtA0f an
advertising ahcet in newansWsjas, for,
distribution gratuitously tfcrouttfcout
tho city. On tho 0th day. of Danaltbcr
tho Drat laeuo of "The Ci
Courier and Amuseaal
aent forth, and 5,000 wpftand .thfir
way into overy section ef Owaital
suburbs. Tho paper oontaf! ,
pageaof four columna each. TeArst
part waa given over entirely to theatrical
mtalrs, The remaining pages contained
society and personal news' and
discussion of local events. At the eloso
of tho first theatrical season tho.Courjpr
had completed the hiljalwi for which It
waa started, and would have been tils-contlnued-vitie
die had It not been for
encouraging inducements offered'for its
continuan.ee. Success followod tho
efforts of iMr Weasel, and in a short time
the.papecwaajenlarged to six columns,
the aamo number of pages. Its scopo
waa ferpadeaed; aad .the Courjerwaa,
tnada' a faily fasar. Its sarao waa cur
taHed by'dropplag "Amusement Guide."
A paid subscription list was started,
which has coatinued to grow with satis
factory rapidity. In 1687 another en
largement Waa l"d, and the form ol
Tm Couhikk haa' beeu "ubstantially
unchanged since that date.
DIMcall t Oblala IsfsraiatlM.
A PUUburger who In spending a week at
two in the country 100 railaCWay says
that one day he spied an ancient nntlrs
flialnK OB the bank of a stream and under
took to inquire about the mcceuof xU
port.
"VUhlng good today)" he naked.
Thefltherman shifted his "chaw'' of to
aacco to the other cheek with great dellbtr
atlsn and at length replied!
"FalrtomWdlta."
"Catch manyr"
"Oh, yea."
"How maayr1
"Well, I caught quits a let and throwed
'em back In tho river."
"But what is the net result?"
The old man looked around slowly nnd
eritkfreat dlstraet In hla tone replied:
"laBsuld think you eould set I ain't fish
kwitlTaast.M
Taatba.1aqultlttve van walked away.
--PMtthurtCkroakla.
Wsrse atlll.
he-tnas sjalng te aivs,y
enlyaaa
kiss. Asr sj
We saw pen fid ass yea dtdn't mind It.
" aa BafJ annannj saBBBBasnanaanann
WHWeyw aWnV'
tfWe4ses.-Tnrth.
wppj esHgnraV ewajssnBBnsnnnsnjBaBni jpggansje
Be and hwed her very tenderly and for n
kwMatt.sh,had seornsd.klm. He
vmb m worm, either, for he wenkl have
turned when trod upon, but she reeked not
this. It was enough for her that she did
not care for him.
This Is usually enough for any woman;
also for any man when the boot Is on the
other foot His condition had at last become
unbearable to him, and be resolved to win
nil or lose all.
It was late one evening when the fateful
moment came.
"Will yon marry me?" hs asked her In
platB, untrlmmed English, for he could
trust himself to nothing In the ornamental
Una.
She spurned him scornfully.
"Not" she replied, with sarcastic, hateful,
cruel emphasis. "Nor
Tbs word pierced the heart in his bosom.
His lips quivered, and lit first he could not
speak.
"Have you aay more to sayl" he asked at
last plaintively.
"No, sir," she replied. "What more could
Isayf"
Again he shrank at the cruel thrust
"I didn't know," he murmured tremu
lously, "but I think you might have said,
'No, I thank you.'"
Then ho led away.-Tit-Bits.
Chances Swept Away.
''W-,.
Parson Johnson 4-11-44 Jus' coses out,
deaeonl
Deaeon Randolph 1 mought 'a' knowed
it parson. Dls eoen done lost n fortua.
Parses) Joknson How dat, nlggakf
Plasm Randolph My wife done dream
las'ahjkt eke see a cross eyed green bulb
a phase n redheaded eat Into n rabbit
sad like n ataae ete foe) I laftedaa
to. Troth. .,w . ,
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L!nlBnv Yn0nMBsNBvMaeiBWrr-Ti'T7
VfJRt ntr str. II T
( smfP'iBwsV. aaaaknnfaaV
a ' c . s vaVanSi
Cm fasn .hrAa
.H .ISTKS 1
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assnaaBB aBaVnrg
THE LITTLE THINGS OP UFI.
Ikftro often vssiMlr netleMl tow, (to Japs
SlftMStt1 kkxr w,,,
Mssntilcli lu Jatasses altera the aevsaL.es.
"Vialsaalsest "'
Mete how the imall bsasaa sk)jiitM Mai apse
the cars
PrlaetsaUMMsi rnatle rtft.jBjVjr,M
Mark how dlgnltf aajtaJtafMhtsw thdr
eeartlr suumssahr
T lavUh wsrai asretttost ea ,ths nwrrf Mt-
Us Art
How the Mnetlty of worship melts sefsra the
udden bmi
Ab4 the violent txptoiloa of an uneii
How the ail wIm awn of solaac.s shakes laam.
i.
IMlMN ftlaHaTA
As seme foad, aiplrlaa mother 'lrs a saky ua
his arm
How the normal srMloai nature everllsws
wth rase and leera
Whta eonfronted with the kncwltkr M a
(XdUr.buttflnaeMt
And how masy able bodied, self respecting,
talwsrt aten
Have seen "knocked completely under" by a
atylogrsphlo pent
-Rrooklya Life.
What Re Bew.
Tho country store,in tbs sunny south Is
the rendeavous for all tba village Inhabit
ants, 'lam and small, Mack and watts.
where the aewsjt circulated and Jokekper-
petraiea.
A Kroup.of.lqupgert we re seated In a store
ef thtKlnd when k'coffee colored coon with
sloping sEoulders and ears at right angles
to his head shuffled through the doorway.
"Hello. Pomp," salA?bneflf the Imagers.
"You're looking Just JikaUhat lion 1 W
this morning."
"Llonl" said Pomp, with his hatr on end.
"Wherswsshef" V
"In Jake Smith's livery staMe."
"Shot Wbat'd he look like?" '
"Oh. ke had IcsaandbodVAnaianaraAM."
IW1 aun'k tin
lion, yo' p6orwhlU
trash," returned the
darkey dlegusted.
"Dat was a Jackass."
"Well, you look Just like him," answered
the lounger, with a grin.
Pomp saw thaieke, though be didn't Ilka
It te be on him?; Jast then a neighboring
planter entered thji store, and the negr saw
acwUBce to repeatf the Jest atanethertaa
pen," -i '"
"Morning, Masca Johnson," said be; "yo'
look lest like dat ton I saw ysa'dy."
"WheredM yoUlctallon.yoM foolf'' waf
"DbwnMaasaSmltb'slibVystablss. Had
legs aa body an big. long ears."
"Thai. wasn't a lion," said the planter.
"Den what was itr"iaekod Pomp eagerly.
"Why, n looklag glass, you black eoon."
answered the planter contemptuously amid
n general roar of laughter.' Yankee Blade.
Tory Bad.
A fanny thing happened to me the ether
day. 1 took lunck wltk a friend down
town, and after that we hired a hansom te
drive over to Cortlaadt street ferry.
I made e bargala with a oabby. The
price was l.
When we got te the ferry, 1 left my
friend, but havln an errand on Vasty
street, close by, ymk know, told cabby te
drive there.
Of course! didn't expect him te geeat
ef klsway-Hsyan that amtanei fornothlBg,
as I handed him 11.00.
As it happened the half dollar waa feMai
bathe bill. a .
Cabby.looked at It, took In, as he thought
the situation, sniffed and tossed his head.
"BeKorry.snOl'llnottakelt"
"Why not"
"Begorry, an it's chatln a pore mon ye'd
be, Is It f Indeed an I niver ssr the loikes
fr maneness alver."
"What's the matter with your" said 1
Indignant euouRh. "What, do you wjsnt
anyway?" d
"A quarter sv a dollar," said he dogged
ly, "and not a clnt lis."
All this time the dollar bill was In my
extended bend in full view. I deliberately
unfolded the bill, showed cabby the half
dollar, put It back in my pocket, replaced It
wltk a quarter and gave it to him.
He took it of course. What else waa
there to dof But his expression as he drove
listlessly iiway was one of the saddestthlngs
I ever saw.i-Exchauge.
Suiplcleas Well Vouaded.
There was an air of abstraction about new
as she took ins bat and cane. When nan
kissed her on the right cheek, she neglected
to turn to blm her lelt '
Mow and then n sigh f uttered her gentle
breast
"Do you remember"
There was a deep shado of anxiety upon
her face an she spoke. ,
"saying to me last evening that you
would always love met"
He folded her be, his bosom affirmatively.
"Are you sincere In thatr" sbs asked
tremulously, "
"Darling, can you doubt met"
"Then you Intend to love me forever and
sverf"
"Yes, my pet"
The tears came to her eyes.
"I Jtiht suspected," she faltered, "that
m really didn't Intend to marry me."
Forntlmo no sound was heard save the
youi
werm, sensuous music of a girl learning
to play the piano lu the next flat Detroit
Tribune.
Much DrtUr.
1
r" X2-
8MA1
iMjimrjmi
V
"rJo you were well acquainted with
Mr.
Banger berore I married blmr"
"Yes; I knew him better than you did, it
seems." Life.
Awkward.
Crummer I always hate to go to a party
at Murdlson's.
GUkUad-So do I. Mrs. Munllson works
so hard to make people feel at ease that
she makes everybody uncomfortable
Exchange.
ThasaQIrls.
Bentrles (an artist) You look awfully
'Well tofty, 1 should love to paint yeu as
yen are.
Blanehe-I wtah yew would. Yonrfahes
Wants a pertralt of me se muek. Tnta.i
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A LtmeataM rallar.
"There," said the superintendent ef the
l,afiW" ". "I" " nyn,wheet
cmt to be a great publlo benefactor. After
yesm.tbt l.ll completed -tl-sMie
plaattif DhllaatkroDy. aeehsese whteh
,h .expeteito bring Jpy Iptoike assets pi
bbiiii(s oi n snem mortals ana peAeo
latb tnenssnOa of unhappy homnt fall
are stntdm here."
"How lainltely pitiful," mused the vis
itor, "and what was his Idear"
"It was a device for preventing trousers
bagglBg at the knee," responded the eaper
wtendent, with a long drawn sigh. Detroit
Tribune. '
Hie Iaarlab4a Bate.
He had placed a flne diamond ting on her
Inge In token of their betrdthsl.'
Per awhile she was supremely nappy.
Then a terrible thought eeettrrtdtqhar.
HsatorawBethenrt ever loyed another?
WwitTe only girl hj badeVerwon
htsasTsctftnsr
She would aak him and end the doubt
"Frank, deaf r'
"What Is It, sweetness?"
"Has any other girl ever worn this rlngr"
"No, Indecdl I get a new ring every time
I am engaged." Pittsburg Chronicle.
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The ConpUta Latter Writer.
Mistress I found In your room n letter of
mine that had been taken put of. my writ
ing case; Whntlsthe'meanWofthlsf
Cook Ob, ma'att, I only want to copy It
for my sweetheart!
Mistress What can he want with. Itr
Cook Please, ma'am, he's in the army
and doesn't know.bow to write me a love
letter. Buntra A"rl?l-
A Bare Wajr.
Farmer Iook here! Those powders you
sold me were no good.
Peddler How's thatr
"Y6u said they would make hens lay the
longest.'"
"Yea, that's what I said."
"The bens I gave It to are all dead."
"Well, won't they lsy the longest that
wayr'' Texas Sifting
His Awful Tfcrt,
"Since you reject roe," wildly exclaimed
the Infatuated youth, "there Is nothing for
me to do but to promptly put an end to my
miserable existence."
" 'Promptly to put an cud to my miser
able existence,' if you will allow me to cor
rect you, Mr. Tankersley," replied the Bos
ton young woman, pale with horror. Chi
cago Tribune.
Hani Living.
"What is the matter, Moskyf" asked the
tumblebug of the mosquito. "You look
pale and worn."
"I am," replied the mosquito. "I wasted
last night on n French wax doll, thinking
In the dark that it was n fat little baby.
I'm nearly staryed." Harer's Bazar.
His Trad.
His Honor (to prisoner at ths bar)-DId
yod ever Una n.tradef
Prisoner Yea,
His HonorWhat, trader
Prisoner I learned to trade horses.
Truth.
Notice af Removal. BBC
The business office of the Saturday
Mornikci Courier bos been moved to
1201 0 street.
Mr. Hrjran Will Talk.
A number of ladiea prominent in
charitable work havo secured the ser
vices of Congressman W. J. Bryan to
deliver a locturo on tho Bilver question
this evening. This is tho only lecture
that ho will deliver during his stay in
Lincoln as ho only camo homo to make
arrangements jtor.rturning to Washing
ton with his family.
Mingle Tax Club.
Tho Lincoln single tax club will meet
in tho high school building Tuesday
evening, September 12. Tho public ia
invited.
For correct style nnd prices in ladies
cloaks and raps go to the Ashby Cloak
company, 1114 O street.
The finest grocery storo in tho city.
Miller 4 Clifford.
For all social doings tho Nebraska
staio band or orchestra Ib what ia
always most desired.
W. A. Coffin & Co., grocers, 143 South
Eleventh street.
When you and your best girl uro out
for, u stroll always make a bee line for
'Juuo , icp v cream pavilion Thirteenth
ana u sircois.
Jockell Bros, now tailoring establish
ment, 110 north Thirteenth street near
tho Lansing is tho popular resort for
stylish garments.
Juno tho caterer, Thirteenth and O
strceti) is nnxious to servo ull parties,
picnics and festivals with ice cream
ices, cukes, etc., and will appreciate a
cull from all lntcnding;entcrtainore.
Mr. Joseph HemmertcH
An old soldier, came out of tho War greatly
enfeebled by Typhaia Fever, and after being
n various hospitals tho doctors dlseliar:d hla
as Incurable with Casum ptian. Ho has
been in poor health slnco, uutll he began to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
iBimedlsUly his couth grew looser, Bight
sweats eessed, snd he regained Good serai
health. Ho eerdUlly recommends Hood's nar
sasajrtlls,espcclaUytocomradesmtheailA.al.
HOOOa PH.L8 em n-Wtaal CoaiUtatlas by
iaitanatwuunis seaeaaC the sMajesHryeeaai.
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