OAFiTAL. CITY OOUR11SLK. -THC- First Nalional Bank 0 AND TENTH STREETS. Capital, $400,000.00. Surplus, $100,000,00. OFFICKHM V..H IIAUWOOIl, I'rralilant. CIIA8 A IIV.NS.V, Vlre I'rndtlrnt. K. M COOK, I'nstilrr. O.K. l.ll'I'INl'OTT Atalataiitt'aahUr. II. S. HICKMAN, Aaalstniitlnatilar. Columbia Hational Bank, LINCOLN. NED. CAPITAM250.000. Vfflrfru ntid ltrrrtir. Juki It Wiikiiit, President. T, K. H"itiKHK, Vlrn I'rvaldant. J. It. M(Cl.AT, Canhlrr. K. K. JolitiMin, II. I. I.nu. Tlum. Coclimn, K. It. Sliar. T. V. I.owfry, ' W. I.. Ilnyton. Gotiornl Dunking Business Transacted. Collections a Specialty. , American Exchange National I. M. llAYMUSIl, President. 1). V.. TlKIMPHllN, Vli-o-Prealdaiit. H. II. 1ICII1IIAM, "nlilr. I). O. Who. Ami, ('ashler. Bank j Illchard'a Mock, Corner Eleventh ud O St., LINCOLN. NEB. (ScipifcU, $!50,000. DmiOTiiRx I, M. ltnviniiiiil, l.fwln (Irruorv. H. II. llarnhiini. T V. Lottery. C. 0 linwms C. II. ! ;M.wrr"lA,...Hn""l'r' ,:- " llrnwu. K. V. J;1.'';.." w- II"iBin. (1. W. Lnmbertnou. I). K. Tboinpaoo. German National Bank i LINCOLN, NEB. Capital, 100.000. Surplus, 20,000. ; Joseph Hokiimek, President, I H human H. SciiAiir.KO, V-l'rcst. ! Cll AS. E. Waitk, Cashier, Quo. II. Sciiwakk, Asst. Cash. 6 par cant on Sapoalta Fata at tha Lincoln Savings Bank AND SAFE DEPOSIT COMPANY, Cor. V and Klerentu SU. THE ONLY SAFE DEPOSIT VAULTS IN LINCOLN IllltKCTOllH. N. H. llarwoud. N. C. Ilrock. Wm. Mcl.auKulln. W. A. Nelleik. C. T. Hukuh. A. W. Weunter. Albert Wutklna. Krd Wlllliitnii. Itaihel l.loyd. It I. llitthnwn. J. '.. Ilrlai-oo. C. J. i:rnt. II. W. Ilrnwn. II. I) I'lillllpa. i: It. Hlter. Ili-iirv Willi. Henry K. I.f xlt. NEBRASKA Savings Bank. capital, - - - sano.ooo.oo. Htuekliulilers' MatillltleH, $00,000. Pajm Inli-ri'st on suvlnirs nrcnuntu nntl time Uriualtii, Kurrlthes nxclinUKU 'rra to cuatuiiivm. John Taylor, PrrtWlent. J uinta Klluuru. Vice President. i r.. it, i iuKiy cuiDier. Real Estate Loans On tarmi In Knatern Nebraska and ImproTtd property In Lincoln, fur a term of years. Lowest Current Rates. R. E. & J. MOORE, UtCIIAltbS IILOCK. I Corner 11th iiud O Htrovta, Lincoln. OAJPIT-AL Steam Dyeing AND OLEAHZNO WORKS, No. 113 N. Twelfth St. ; T. O. KERN, D. D. S. Dentist Rooms 25 nnd 1!G, Ilurr Illock, i,ix i-, xr.mt. PHOTOGRAPHER Una at Krent expense replaced Ida OLD In strument with a new Iiull.Hiner. direct Iroin London, and Ih now better prepared tlinn ever to do One work, from n liikit up to llfu aim. Open room 10 a.m. to 4 p m. Hundiiya. STUDIO. 1314 O BTBEET. TURKISH IJATIIS MASSAGK PARLORS Comer nth nnd N Htreeta. EVI5UYTII INO IM KST-CLASS. PHo--saSBRti-w724' aJUSK. 1 1 129 LlrfcoLr. (gHya&t. S. 30. ST. I'millng tlm lliihy. New (Jlrl Please, sir. tlm missus 1h out. ii Ml I can't tin a tiling with tlm Imliy. IN I cries nil tlio 1 1 inc. t .Mr. Winks- IIiiiiiii! Something lntlt b- tlolll'. Let -ItlC MSA Thcic's mi lilloil .) Iiltn only n few sipiaics mi a) Send ii i for oniMir tlu fi'inulu tumults tocoim-dnM i heic nt once. I'll pay nil ch.itgcs "Hut what ilit )ou want of Midi ii 1 1 en tore us that?" "I tlilnk nuiylii' she will Is'iihlfo till . baby talk tolilin until his mother iclttrus." New York Weekly. llruw hit tin. I.lnr. . t tim w &zsa He Wi'll, If you won't till your age, I'll ask your father. She Hi' won't give iiio away. Hi I only wanted )our ago. Hrnoklyn Life. riti'ii, i Shu was seated before n long mirror in ono o tin1 largest mlllliit'ry cstulilislinicnt-i In Chicago. Two dainty creations of lace,' htruw anil flovveis were balanced on her lin ger tips. Shu was gravely comparing their merits, while, the saleswoman Htooil h, smiling. Ami so her dearest friend caught Might of her. "Why, Dorn, you hero? Come, help inn to decide. How much did you Kiiy this one was)'" "Only $39.4!!; awfully cheap," cooed tin1 saleswoman. "I'll try it on." Tliu young lndy turned to thu glas. Her friend watched hcrwithcnvlouHejcs. How did Flora ever get so much lnoueyf "I.uvclyr" crlwl thu wileMWonian tin i-lu1 turned from thu mirror. "Which do you piefer, Doraf" i "They aru Inith lovely," wild Dora in a faint uotliiug-to-cut-hiucc-iuoriiiug voice "And ipllte reusoualile, too." went on Flora. "Now, if 1 decide to tako this one, loulil I have that cluster of Mowers iiiumiI Ju-tiitrille to tlm rlghlr" "Certainly, uotliiug easier." "I'll try on the other beforu deciding." Dora could Innr no more. Shu lied to t ho elevator. How poor and cheap looked t lid hat she had put on t-o proudly an hourago, and sliti had meant to crush Flora with It! Two hours later they nut on Statu ntreet. Ooiu glanced at her friend's head, "Voil had It sent home, 1 .see," hhu Niid. "Sent home nothing, gooslc; didn't ) oil see me wink ut your Why, I only had I'J centH in my poekethook all thu time, hut my old hat just had to Imi trimmed oer. I did It to gain time to fix thtiMtyle In my head. I can do it beautifully now. Here'j a miId of linpoited (lowers for IT cent h J hunch; let's go In and look at tlieiu." They w cut. Chicago Tribune. The SeriiKMi Wus Short, "You must have had an awful long ser mon. You uii! half an hour later than usu al," said Mr. Mcllailelii to his wife, who had Just returned fiom church. "Why, I thought thu sermon was M-ry abort," replied Mrs. McIIarlem. "Did you have jour new hat ou for tin first timer" "Yes, dear." "Ah, that explains it. No sermon U long to a woman under those circum stances." Texas Slftlngs. An Ansel's Treaaiiri'H. Accepted Suitor Why, my angel, what'l the matter? Thu Angel Oh, the awfullest thing hat happened. I have lost my engagement ring. Littlu Hrother Why, his, what a fttsi jou aru making! You've got plenty mom of them. Uoixl News. Not of the t'ipi-r Tell. Mrs. Nuxdoor I havu found out ono thing about that Mrs. Newcomer. Wins v er she is she has never moved in good n ciety. Mr. Nexdoor How do you know that? Mrs. Nexdoor She shakes hands tin it she meant It. New York Weeklj-. Sold AkuIh. A. What Is Meyer doing now? II. I kuw him a littlu while ago with liU dead lu a uooe, a kuifu at his thioat and foaming at thu mouth. A. -Horrible! Whcrer Where? It. At thu Imrber'sl llumoristlsche Hlatter. Vt-rj Movlni;. He read the letter twice and then said: "Tills is one of the most moving pieces ol literature I ccr saw." "Is It au appeal foraidr" asked his wife. "No. It's a note fiom the landlord say ing he has ral-ed thu lent." Washington Star. Suru Cure. Higgs Hriggs' physician has prescribed cigarette smokfhg fur him Mlggs What a horrible prescription What Is it for" lliggs Tocurulhu tobacco habit, I be llco. Flinira (Jaette. i:iniviii.'iiiit. "1 see, Hill," Mild Dusty llhodes, "that they 's a move ou to take people from hi 10 to Chlciiger for tl during the fair season " "Hah1" retorted Hill. "What's the use o' wastiu yer money when you kin walk" - Haiper'.s Ha.ar. ruilners lu Crime. "Who ale those gills play ing folli haiidtd pieces ou the piano?" "One of them is the daiighterof tin host ess " "And her accomplice?"- Fllegeiide Hlat ter 'I he Tiiiiihli-Miiuii Tli Ins, "Why do you call join twins '('ileum stances,' .law kins" "HecuriH', in) dear bo), they aie some thing inM- which I have no loutiol " V i-tuc 'I linse (.ll N. lie Miss .spotts is aw full) iiivi-i A tegular wonder .SI10- Yes, tlllle wolks Wolidi I 1'lUtli. r gsPL!', f& MLT UHRTHI'A '(HI 5jB ''MP J1 ill fltirk ALL ALONE. The rlctitfiil Peril That t'oiifroiilril Two .Htcr. Tin) wen' slslern, theso two, at tlm mo nieiil In awful pel II, and they werealoimln the house In their extremity. "Here," said thu elder one, handing her sister a deadly looking dirk, "In a knife lletliluk )ou )on can Use It?" "1 bethink iiio I ciiii," replied tlm younger girl, with chat lering teeth, "but oh, Celeste, In there no way hut thlif" She had rend "Vlrglnlui." "None. MethlukH I hear hint move." "S'do 1. lie It struggling to escape," "Open the cellar door cautiously. 1 luivu olletl tlm hinges. I w 111 stand hero and hold the light. Courage, briiMiglrll 1 1 1st! I can hear lilm stir " "Now tuny the fated defend iln," whis pered the gill wltli tin- knlfi''niid save inn from a death ignoble. What vital pint shall I strike, Celostor' "(ili It to him In the neck, sister. Hut soft, is yonder light thp jocund orb of day and hits the night faded into morrow V "Nay, thai is the elect rie light on tlm comer which has Just showed Its hand. I go now to kill him. Yes, I have said It, to k-k kill him"' Thu brae, heroic, beautiful girl plunged down the stairs into the opaque Hcmldark ness, and In a moment a tcrrlllc. shriek -Celeste at once recognized the brand told that nil was ocr. "Ate you bringing him up?" asked the girl at tiro head of the cellar stairs In a Tolro alike on both shits. "Yes by hand," came the ghostly whis per. The uot moment lie was dropped on thu Moor, mid thu ulsters tluew themselves Into each other's nuns, while shriek aftershrlek clove the purple distance of tlm night. They had murdered n mouse.- Detroit Free l'less. 'I lie 'I' peu rlter'a Niimi'. When Mr. Keedlck icacheil homo thu other evening, he was confronted by a very angry wife, lie had scarcely got Inside thu door, ml hung his hat on thu hall nick be fore she hluited out; "You'vo got a new typew rltei I" "Why, yes," replied Kccdlck. "Howdld you llud it out r" "Oh, I am iii to your goings on, I can tell j oil. You got jour new typewriter yester day." "I did. Who told jour" "Well, If jou must know, It was Mrs. tiaskctt. Her husband told hei. You needn't, think jou can kicp things from nu." "I haui no desire to, dear." "Don't dear inel Yourtypuwritcr Isonly about 1H years oldr" "As nearly as I can Judguof ages, I should hay that was about right." "And has melting brown eyesr" Mrs. Ktcdick went on indignantly. "Possibly, but I haven't noticed them do lug any melting." "Oh, not Of course not! With a soft olce and dimming manners)'" "You me linn ly light." "Nearly light! I know I'm quite light 1" exclaimed the jealous woman. "Now, I want you to tell me the name of thu for ward cieatuie." "You want thu name of my typew rltcr)1" "Yes, I do." "What forf" "Net cr mind what for. I wnutyourtypo wrlter's name." "It Is. John Henry Simpson. Whataru you going to do about itr" llrooklju Life "Where's the It.-ilV" Thete is a gentleman living in the south who, although hu had been to New York and some of thu other northern cities, yet, strange as it may appear, had never seen an elevator. I Icing called ou business to ('hiiilu.stoii ho went to ono of thu principal hotels, and registering asked the cleik for a nleo room. The clerk, calling a colored porter, Mild, "Take this gentleman to room No. 1ft." "Yes, sah," said thu porter, and with a pompous air hu picked up the valise and led thu way to thu elevator, doing in In put the valise on thu lloor and said, "Walk in, sah." Thu gentleman walked in, and looking uroiiud In amaemeut asked: "Is this thu best room you can give mer Where.', thu bedf" Harper's Haar. A Sprlni; Opeulni;. iOlll! Truth. (illlterliii; liiilni-eiiieiitH, "Walk right In, gentlemeul" ( heerfully sang out the orator at the door of thu dime museum. "You urn rieu our entire show, smokeall you please, converse with tho fat woman and feed peanuts to thu monkeys, all for one fifth of what it costs you to m-u the World's fair, and there ain't no Colum bian gonitis, and thu pie at the eatln house round thu corner is only f cents!" Chicago Tribune. Tlm Correct Thlni;. New Cook I'm told the missus wants things in tli' high toned, fashionable style. Sure, I'm afraid I won't suit, for it's only plain cook III I've done. Old Cook -It's alsy enough, Make iverj thing taste loiku something Use. Tit-Hits. Il Was No llnlly. "No," sadly said tlm stranger at the n-s-taurant as he looked at the cup of collco handed out to lilm, "you i-iu take it back. 1 haven't the heart to attack anything so weak as that. It's against my principles." Texas bif tings. A Mlntuke Solium here. F.dltor You say these jokes are original' Mr. Chestnuts (a humorous writer) Yes, ' sir. "Then you must bo a much older miui than I take you for." Life. Nut Sl'lireil, Wu am Isjih n-glttlu rend) fur thu blu Clilciiuo i fair. Wu aro koIh, mo an '.Miind), fur thu bluhts they're bhovvlu theru. Theielmlu't u tiling ti-rbothui iis'laiteli-k;aueo I oratylu. I Wii'iua-goln 'con vvu'ro uiuluiis inliupniveour liilluU uvvhile. i i Wecan buy admission lk kits, mi we've khI Ui railroad fare, n tlm only ijiit-btluii nuvv Is as In livla wIibu vve'ie there. ,i.iinji ii iiy VUi' lip-- ' u kill shep In modest ipiartere, ail of luauh wo'ro not afraid, i '.'on wu'll Klt.jloiui on iK-amitn hu uk1u" It-uionaaa . -tr. I A Hint ('mo, Oiieu I was assistant to an ehlcrljr doctor lu Ontario, who also tan a ill ug Mori'. He was nt peppery us it cayenne pod, and ft mil tlini'to time customers and patleutsspruug Jokes on him Just for the fun of hearing lilm blow otr On one occasion a well dressed young fellow culled at thu shop and M skill the doctor to prescilbe for n break lug out and a lash on Ids left aim The doitor eMimliieil the limb and pionouuced It to bii a bud case of psoriasis and cere inn. "I suppose, doctor, you can cum it V said thu patient "Why ttalnly," replied the doctor. "How long will It take to get welD" "Oh, I guess about two mouths," said thu doctor "(Julio sine, sir Is it a bad casoj" "Positively tlm worst I'M' seen " "Then I will leave It with ) ou and call forlt again when euied," solemnly said the patient, slowly unfastening his aim, which was tin uttlllciat one and painted for the occasion, Chemist and Druggist, I'aliia TaUhi(. m -Life. Hum Knew llelter. It wiiathufatuof a practical and patriotic Scotcliinan of ltochesterto assist at a meet ing of a ceitain lmpioeiuent society, the while ivShnkespeaieaii seholiirdihitisl upon thu virtues of his favoiito w liter. At the close of the meeting thu stranger up proauhctl tlm lectin it. and tho following dialogue ensued. "Yo think a line Into' Shakespeate, doe torr" . "I do, sir," was tho emphatic leply. "An jii think hu was inalr clever than Itahhl llurtisr" "Why, there's no comparison between them." "Maybe no, but ju tell us tlm nlcht It was .Shakespeaio who wiote 'Uneasy lies thu head that wcais the crown.' Now, Itahhl would never hue wilttcu sic lion sense as that." "Nonsense, Mil" thuiuleied I he Indignant doctor. "Aje, just nonsense. Itahhl would hue Kent line that a king, or a ipiieu ellhet, ilisuii gang to bed uT the cioon ou tin r head. They hang it oucr thu back o n chuil 1" Kxchangc. lliil.lt. "You havu paid me iiotlilng ou account of my bill for six months," wiotua talloi to tho ulltor of a su but ban paper leceutiv "My capital," he continued, "does not i..l mltof my giving such lung ci edits. Kindly remit at once." Iliclo-ed In the envelope was a duplicate copy of the bill long past due, which the ulilor, Mili-lj tluoiigh the folic of habitus he liiallitallied, inscribed "lespectfullj lie clliu-d," and then tossul it into thu waste basket. New York lleiahl. I'nrelun Travel Improve... Sliccesslul Fanner Son (it oige got Hiine sense diirln that foieigu tour anyhow. Wife I balll'tseeii it. "I have. Vim know hespent a good while In Liiunon, as he calls itr" "Yes, an I'd like to know what good it did." "Use y'r itjes, Miiaudli. Ho leaiuid to turn up his pants w'en It lalns." New Yoik Weekly. A Conalileriilit Debtor. Collector When aiu you going to pay this bill? I can't be coining hen-everyday in thu week. Debtor Well, whut day could joticotut on conveniently!' "I could call on Saturday." "All light. From now on I shall expect you every Saturday." Texas Sittings. An lie Irloiini, Droper Do you believu Sprinkler's as. Kcrtlon that the stylish umbrella hu carries was ow mil by his great grandfather? Pourcr Oh, yes; hu mivs his grandfather put a new sink In it, his father a new frame, and Sprinkler has had it covered. Clothier and Haberdasher. No OimmI, First Colored Camester I'vu got t'ree kings. Second Ditto Dey's no good. "Watcher got?" "A razor." Huiglmiutou Leader. A Superior si heme, Mrs. Doutkno- Mrs Miiscavado emjiloyf none but eldeily servants Mrs. Kuowitall-That is to give strati gers thu lmpresion that they have bit nlu the fatiiilj lor many yeuis. Truth. '1 he I'kI) Ill-ilex. Fort uiiu Teller Your husband will be a poor man. lnquiicr- How can you tell that? Fortune Teller Well, riih nun don't many for money. -Life. Why she OIiJi-i led. "Mrs, Hlnks is very bitter in In r condilii nation of poker, in't she" said the talhr "Yes," leplled thu hostess, "You klmw Mr. Hlnks plays a wit tihidgaiue " a-li lugtuu Star Infill lllilllull VVunleil. Mrs (lay- Mai), did 1 sin you kissing liy husband this iiioiiuiig? .Maij At what tunc? Huston Budget Ills shure. Yts, this U hei pi tine, ilraviii II)' the him', n Ki-ilK ss lluslil K)i-h of liai-l like a faun, lllddi-ii hy the iliiH.plnn lash. Sin h a iiei k and sluiuldi is tool Ah, I thuuidit you'd like lur in ins. riiirel) aitist in vi r dn vv Alt) k'odilens wllli such churuib! Flltttels her (Hi, lie, lint IIIIK III Her i iimplcMiiii'.. like a Is ai h, And lur Mull, tlmt soulful iniuli Willi h the K lis iimld lie vi r luu ll. I. nek) man? 1 11, iiiaU-, sir. Hut this pn tare and nuecurl Aru all 1 have loft of her, For Jack Mis. k Ion got tliu glrll llurr) Itouiuliiu in Vuk'uv. SPECIAL Underwear Sale FOR LADII-S AND CHILDREN During This Week. Wo lcecivi'd a lnrc .shipment for thus dupurttiiviit, bought through our N. Y. resident buyer from a commission house nt na. loins unjrlv low prices, which we place on sale fully one-third less than r-'Kuliir price. The assortment is liire and complete in Ladies' bilk, Lisle I'liiead, Ci'auze Vest of the latest ideas. Also a full assortment for children. A visit for inspection through this line will be your uuide for making selections. Il'll-IMJOST. LADIES TAN SHOES RUSSIA OXFORDS ARE HERE. Hlucher Oxford, Piccadilly $3.50 ICdson Tie, Opei a .jiDo Pillion Shoe, Opera, Tip, Turn 3.50 Plnehrr Shoe, S.piare Toe, Tip, Tun, 3.50 Si:T: THEM. BUY THEM. WEAR THEM. ED.. YATES, 11290 Street. vv fr:m II ---lf 'BfiS507J?r2J. rfti-rri.: 5:, :.:&-. -r!i"""'"V"""itSr --Mit.r4JH "Dauntless Scorcher," "King Scorcher," "Royal Light Roadster," "The Majestic," "Tho DauntlesB Compeer," for Ladles, abm the Latent Novelty, thu COMMON SKNSK HICKORY WHEEL. Novor buy u Whool until you lmvo Boon us. CAMP BROTHERS Cor. 10th and M Sts. Carriage Manufacturers. lSBMafcBB JWL I Til! 'P W MOVING HOL'srhold goods and piANOS - A SPIiCIALTY. ( None but Experienced Men employed. Latest devices for Moving Machinery, Safes, and other heavy articles. S Elegant Wall Papers Al' S, I, MQOBF II34 O ARE RAPIDLY 1 OOME Bloch & Kohn, The Progressive Dry Goods Kmporium. Most Popular. Wheels OP THE DAY We Iiuto now lu tock the moat approved and boat Una ot Wlieria eyr shown Lore, nd InviUyou to coll and aee tb Telephone 176. Office, 1 00 1 O St. Street, MlfrAW v W f HW.L 7 In b i'i i1, uWalBbSS,4t "JPniwifc W DISAPPEARING. EARLY. ! J i,. ,, J"...