CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1892. M MQNDAY, , ; ( TUESDAY, and WEDNESDAY hi nnd Stumped Linen Hair, ' M 1)oyllc-Fringed mul Hemstitched, In ilnlti Llnctinn.il FlguicilDuuuisk, Lisik t the Prices, . .1. 7t l. '5i &'. cncli, cheap nt twice the pi Ice' ! ( Tray Cloihs, 1' hie rienislllclicd,' Damask, l'lnln nipl Filnged, , . In latest Designs, ?5. 35. W 730, actually worth " Ipe to $i,iii cncli. Lunch Cloths of nil klnd, t 1 1 Fringed mul llcmslh'hed, IV, 75, 07c, $1 . 19, woilli 75c 1i,,50! Sraifs, In I'lnln mul rnncy Drown Thieml, llem.stlicliedand Fflnged, 9, ry, 97c, 5.1,35 mul $1 .65, worth 750 to $1,35 eiiclt. All our Finer Grades will receive the smne intention . Slumping Done Fiee on nil good bought of u. J, H. MAURITIUS & CO. The Ladies' Furnishers, 1039 O Street. Thanksgiving Day WITHOUT TURKEY may seem funny, but that was what the people told of in "A Misfit Thanksgiving" experienced. The story will be the feature of the feast prepared in our Thanksgiving Edition, with other dainties to give zest to the whole. Order Extra Copies' at Once. , w v'r.-v- -3fTslat imMmxtmmm , NEIinASKA'a ELITE FAMILY NEWSPAPER. PUBLISHED EVEHY SATURDAY. L. WESSEL, Jr., Editor PUiiLIOATIoN rtFI'IOHi wi:hhki.ithvi:ns piusi'inu 00., tint N Hlryot.( TolDpllOIIOHI-OlllCO. 'AVI. ItnslllillJO, 'J I . Htilnrlirl'iil Itrttt. In .lilviiiirt., IVr minlltn -. Tliroo mnnius Hl.x nioiillin Mil HUmlo copies ft. fs; Entered t tlm M,l()llliv' or Lincoln. Noli,, 11 second class mutter. "POPULATION OP LINCOLN, 63,000. A YARD OF SILK. Mr. Nolmml.ly G KNON iTV OHL & Get the Genuine only nt 1 1U11TOX, Managed ii Block, cor. utlinndO Sts. Tel. 716 The Thanksgiving Turkey will seem of better flavor to the people read our who have first F.nrniiiitrirs 11 lli.ii "I Triiiililr. "Oh, Tin ho tlrnll" 1111 Id Mm. Nobnoddy at hinul'i'Dii mm day. "What In tlm world hiivoyou hern doing to make you tlrrtH" wiuUrliiKly Inquired Mr. Nohinshly. "I pay fortlio services of several servants, mid 1 can't imiiglnu how a woman surrounded n you nru iniitiiiKt'N lo weary herself." "1'vu bet'U HlioppliiK, dear," 11I10 said apologetically. "Shopplngl" growhsl lie. "lust ni 1( shopping In not 11 recreation Instead of work. It's strange to 1110 how women nmku no nincli of It. I'd like to do your shopping for you, Just to show you how men go about iinytlilnj,." "It In very kinil of you, my dear, to offer your services," hIio responded, "mid now that 1 think of It, I fulled to get a yard of silk which my dressmaker says I need to IIiiIhIi 11 gown hIiu Is making for me. If I'll give you n sample of tlm goods will you bring 11 yanl of It homo with you thin even ing and wivo 1110 going tlvr itr" Mr. Nobnmhly wiih about to say ho was. very biiHy, but Just then tlm thought oc curred tohliu that It was 11 giMsl oppor tunity to Impress upon his wife's mind What u dimple thing It In to do shopping, to ho replied) "Why, certainly, my dear; It will only tako half a uiluiitii of my time. I can just an well net It as not." A half hour later Mr. Nobnoddy laid a sample of Just ordinary black nllk before nuili-smaii, remarking ns Imdld no that he wished 11 yard of the mimu material. Tlm nalennmu studied tlm sample very care fully, felt of it. held It Up to tho light and dually linked; "Wan thin sample bought herof" "I don't know," unlit Mr. Nobnoddy, wondering what In the world that had to do with tho matter. showing the niunpluto another nalenuian, came biiek nnd said. "Very worry, hut we've nothing In the store to match that." "Whatl" nalil Mr, Nolinodily inn dazed HtAte of mind, "can't match common black nllk V Mid hu hanteiii'd to another ntore. Hero ft clerk took down about fifty pleeen of nllk, all but two of which he-nut back. Thono hu carried to tlm front of tho ntore. Mr. Nobnoddy, who wiih lwcomlnji anxious to (let ImcIc to hln ofllie, closely followed. "Thin nlece."mild the clerk. "Is tho right color, but in In too heavy; thin one In tlm right weight, hut uot tho right Hhndc. Sorry, but neither of them will do," and Mr. Nobnoddy in 11 perplexed Mat oof mind hastened on. At the next utoro thu unlCM maii took a great deal of time nnd'weut about the work of matching nllk an though ho were tho only man 011 earth who knew jiixt how ttnliould huiloue. From 11 largo numlxlr of pleeen ho nulected(three, which ho took to a iilacn where tho light was good. Mr. Nobnoddy took 1111 active inter est In the deliberations. "Thin piece would do, only It In too heavy: this in right iu weight, hut otT In color; this ono is rlolil In weight and color, hut you nee it ban no gloss. Very norry that none of them will answer." Mr, Nobnoddy groaned, remarked nome thing uddrensed to 110 ono In particular ami started on. The afternoon wan fast wearing away and It wan licglnnlng to grow lato. The ntores were crowded and hot an ovens. Mr. Nobnoddy'n collar was molted and hln ntock of patience wan re ducexl to u remnant; but bo assured him elf that ho would buy that yanl of nllk if it took nil Hummer. In tho next ntore hopo hone brightly (or an instant. "Thin piece of nllk," nnitl the nalcHiuau, "In all right in weight, color and gloHH, but tho twill fs uot the name an the namplo and could not bo nned with It." From that tluio on Mr. Nobnoddy had no recollection of what happened. Hln mind eemetl to have become dnr.ed In bin mad runh from ntore to ntore, and ho wan dually taken in charge by the police, who con veyed him to bin home. Ho in just now re covering from hln no v ere, spell of brain fever, but tho doctor nays It would prove fatal If any one should mention shopping to him during thu next nix months. Chi cago Times. 'Not n Hint. The tramp who knocked obtrusively at tlm front door wan 110 longer young. There wero fnrrnwN on his brow, nnd the dust of several decades clung to hln countenance. Tlm portal opened almost at hln touch. "Madain" Ho wan addressing mi elderly woman In a black cashmere gown. "I haven't had a mouthful toeatslncu last week.'" Tlm response wan Immedlato and cordial, "Dear me. Coino right In, My diiiigh ter'n married today, and tho Wedding cake" , "Hold" Thu tramp recoiled suddenly. "on a minute, May I ask you a ques tion or two, madam t" "Certainly." Hu cleared his throat. "My dear madam" Ho evinced 11 considerable degrco of anxiety. "do you notice jmy thing about 'ma that resembles featboriif" Thu woman gasped. "No-o-o," she faltered. , Tho tramp expressed satisfaction. , "See any wings on mot" ho demanded with great cnulldence. Tho woman shook her head and looked scared. , "Thank you, madam" Hu heaved a nigh of relief. "I didn't know, from tlm drift of your remarks, hut you took mo for an ostrich, I hid you good day." With n quick, incisive Head lie left the spot. Detroit Tribune. i:TtliliiK Corel. fii. "Your wife's people," said tho man iu tlm mackintosh, "live somewhere In the east, do they not J" "Yen," rtiplied thu man with tho creased troiibern, "In New llinupshiic." "Wasn't there nomu lotunuee connected with yourmnrrlaguf" "Wo runaway to get mairhd. That was all. Thu old folks bllteily oppov-d tho malrli." "Kver been back there?" "No. They sent us wind they never wanted to nee us again." "And they have never forgiven your" "Why aw yes," said thu man with tin creased trousers, "They forgavn us about tin re mouths ago. They're mining to tin World's fair nuxt year. "-Chicago Trib lino. No Use. In Hcrmudii, nays Mrs, Knllliis, jour driver and your washerwoman In lug you every day bunches of Dowers that In New York would cost live or nix dollars; but not even live or six dollars would liiduic them to hurry their horses or change the day for bringing back the wash In the shops dealers almost lesent your demands upon their ntock, and the story N vouched for of one slioplueper who ex tiln I iiihI IiU liir.k nf kitlm-l h Imlt llinllll ihI Tor Then tlm clerk, after ,(J, tlu traordlnnry statement' "People kept coining mid coming Tor It and bought us all out just as last ns we got It III, so wo stopped keeping Hi" Youth's Companion. ' Tor Hie Ilulldii Triiile. Customer That "boy's tool chest" 1 bought of you was a fraud, Tlm tools didn't last' 11 week.- Dealer You must have been using them yourself. "Of couri.e." "Thoso tools wero Intended for boys, not men. They would have lasted jour boy a year nt least." "I handled them more carefully than a boy would." ' "No doubt, lint you used lliem a weeK. Ahoy would have tired of them In two days and a half." Huston tllobe. THE CASE WAS DISMISSED. Tlm I.nwjrr from Ht. I'liul Could Not Ho Coiilriullclril. In 11 certain village which rejoiced In the possession of only one lawyer nn action was commenced before Justico 8., nnd W.i tho locnl attorney, retained by the plaintiff, The defendant employed coun sel from, the county neat, buti.tho, return day ciitiiu nnd ikj. lawyer iipiicnm, Do fepdant, ill distress, was relating his woes to a group of Idlers on tlm lookout for fun and inlsclili'f, when n stranger appeared wearing a suit of black with silk hat nnd gold headed cane. This was ono A., 11 "trtsi peddler" from 11 neighboring town, a fellow of much versatility and acumen, aipl wlthaj consldvrabluof ftjyag. Some ono of iliogfoup," seeing sport head, told thu defendant that A. was Judge X.. ft great lawyer from St. Paul, and that If thu judge could be prevailed upon to taku bin casn victory was sure. To carry out the Joke tho defendant wan introduced to thu pscudo judge, and ex plaining tlm situation besought his aid. A. condescendingly replied that, although ha had long since ceased to practice in theso Inferior courts, he appreciated the hard situation of his would bo client, nnd would consent to iindertaku hln defense. When ushered Into the presence of tho court ho was Introduced to hln honor an Judge X., of Bt. Paul. S., highly elated nt tho honor of having such eminent counsel appear Iu his court, at onco called thu case. A. arose, inadu 11 motion to dismiss, and argued with great pomposity nnd at con nlilerablo length, ipiotiiig pretended de cisions of tlm supremu courts of thu United Htates and the statu of Minnesota, refer ring to Hlackstouu and every other law writer of whom hu had ever heard, and not omitting tlm most open mul shameless Mat tery of tlm magistrate. When lie con cluded nnd sat down, W., tlm local coun sel, arosu to reply, whereat tho Justice smotu thu table a thundering blow and cried Iu a voice pregnant with righteous Indignation: "Sltdown, slrl That Is Judge X., of St. Paul. Don't you suppose In. known thu law? What do you mean by at tempting to contradict hinif Thin case will bo.ill.Hinlsscil." (.reeii lln. If j oil lift's the bargains offered for next week by. I. W. Winger & Co. you will re gietlt. Mix. H. F. Ityaii.fiisliloiiiihlitdriw linking room 78 Hinr block. Mis. Ons'ierV Nil tsipulnr plneo for tho ladies. They get their nobby heailuenr them and likewise have their heads nobblly eiiilielllslii'il tlieie. Seel Fall Business iU: 1 XT, 10 Is now. In full nwtiii!. and while the tnerense In the wiliinii! of our business has been highly "nitlsfnetory, we are striving to still augment . , . ' the popularity of our establishment bv selling , . Dress Goods, Cloaks, Ladies' Furnishing Goods, and Dry Goods, ' of every description, nt popular and extraordi nary) low prices Interesting bargains Iu every department . Wc will not bo undersold. We want your trade and will make It profitable and Interesting to everyone who calls at the "Progressive Dry Goods Emporium," BLOCH & KOHN, 11 1 1 and 1143 O street. New lino of picttiii moulding nt CowlisV, IIP South Twellth Miei-t. Hock Srm.Nos Co. Hion.i-HO Coal attbo Lincoln Coal M, Ii. Trmter makes people happy by sell Ing them lumber and coal at 1 1 III O street. Card ciwex and ladles coin and 'speelo pulses hi morioeo, llnsslaii leather, dongolar kid nnd French calf at Hector's I'liarnmey. Ask your groceryinan for Holler Mills" Dour. Clias. prietor. Kuquliofor 'M.lttlo Hatchet," "Nlckle IMiitu" and "linker's Constance." Kvery ruck win ranted. the "Wllber Harvey pro A carload of new Colorado 'xitatoen Just leeelvisiiiiUiNiK-iiaiiy urooery company s, They won't lust long. Iowa prtatoes, Trester has the prettiest display of any dealer In Lincoln at 11 10 O stieet. One hundred do.eli ladies1 hand Inltlii handkerchiefs, iinrin.v hem worth -I) een tn or Monday at. 'icents each. No Mich value over offered before. .1. W, WiNor.H & Co., 1101) O street. Mrs. (io4ei' lead In millinery, as who nl ways has. The new Invoice or line pattern hnts just received convinces every ono more than ever of that fact. When j 011 want real values for your money, iu jowelrj , call 011 K II. Harris, lliil Ostieet. A dw .. . w a i TV. j rv-U5MT i8I ' B , ,' IF YOU ARE IN-TENT Upon the purchasu.of nil Overcoat and wish to save from two to five dollars, wc can put hi 01tr way the best OVERCOAT Money is wortli as much for ns than ever, and you can get for love or iiiouev, and save you just what we claim, what It will buy, and money fs an article which you want to get on can You inn buy n better coat from us with less money much nctter than von can anv place else we can also save you a nice Mini. Wc do not wlli you to take our word alone, sec for yourself. Let us con vince ou by bbowlng you the goods . . in r... .1... ..!.. v..:. ...111 nun leuinc vou me prices. be w III be well satisfied if you do, so that it will pay you to buy of the On Boys' Overcoats and Winter Suits You will GLOBE CLOTHING HOUSE, You caunlwajsget froih biead at the X. Y. bakery. They balio twleo dally. Also a carload of lino THANKSGIVING EDITION. The wise man will provide extra' copies for his guests. Order now. For ladles' supeib haiulio.sing, hair orna incuts and hair good n' ways go to headipmr tors Mrs. (lospers, IIU O street. Hector' New l'liuriiiiiey. Sunday bonis: 0:U0 to I2.!!0 n. in., 'J to ."i and 7:.mtoU;.;o p. in. Itr.den. . AV. I'liriiliiini Cures ehronie, lilmsl, heait, liver, lung, rectal, klu, mule,, feinnlo and nervous dlwases. Uleliaid block, Lincoln, Neb. Kyu nnd Ki.r Surgeiiii. Dr. W. L. Dayton, oeullst and aurist, VXM O street, telephone nTft, Lincoln, ISelir. Cook Pulley Oicit'iy lonqmny are head quaiteis for dellleatesscn nnd line goods. M. L. Trester, building IUOU stieet. unteriiil and c.nl, Uenevn Mills where. "Purity." Dour sold every- "ty TALES FROM TOWN TOPICS. OsJ rev of iImiok icct(- (Juarlertr SQ ever pubUtted. Mom AM U.1MM,- LEADING .NEWS PAfKHS la NorW Amiki Ktvt coaipUaMttd this publicntioa during in 6nl yrv.i 1 uot vert ly concede Uul iu number! lord the brisbiMt sad Boat aaierulBli r41ac Uut PubTiS ut day of September, December, Mixta nnd Jwae.- , . -. . Aik Ne tdealer (or it. or tend tk price, OO aanta, in tump or poeul note to JjrowN TOPICS, ( anrestm ASt.. New Yorh. 4 . t ' tm Tkd brillUnt1 Diurterly U mtde up from the turnul yeirl ittuctof Town Tone, but cootslm .the beat, uorlei, ikelcbet, bur loquea," pMaM, whtkbaM, etc., from the tmct numttri plutkiuuskjiac JQunu), adaittedhr the critpest, raciest, moat complete, and to all NKN NB.WOMKtVthe mot Interet. iag wteWy ever leaued. ' "-SliiftcriptiM Price:. M!mTntMy.aryMr, IM 4qMUsSCg:3K prem4gysiiib 'poetpaU, c raniri f Mary Vndantooil. "Mary," aald her mistress, "I under stand you had two visitors Inst night." "Yes, mum," repllisl Alary, with au up ward inflection and u smile. "Wuseltherof them the young man who culled last week, Mnryf" "Oh, no, mum," "Or tho one that eauiu but Sunday?" "Oh, no, mum nor him neither." "Well, who was it, Maryf" "Jea' two boyH from home, mum Tam my Kennedy an Willie Murphy." "It aeems to me you have a great many beaux, Mary!" bevcroly. "Sure, thlin's not me beaux nt all, mum," replied Mary with dignity, "And what do you call them, then, Maryr" "Jes1 boys, mum. Sure, if they was beaux, mum, woqld I be bavin them roiuu two at a time, muinf" At this evidence of Mary's sagacity, her mistress retired from the field. Eleanor Kirk's Idea, s -( V. Which Oaat If you enjoy danelng goto your diiiggUt and get a bottle of Positive Corn Cure, which insures comfort. liiidles make big money canvassing for Tiik Cai'ITai. City Coukikh. If you wan nice profitable work call at tho office, 1 lit I N t icl for pnrtleulars. Full lino of at lists material at Lincoln Kraino and Art company's. 'J .11 South lltli stieet. . ICC linking Powder, : ounce for'J'i cents Absolutely l'ure. Have you tried it Mrs. S. F. Hyan.fushloimblotlres making, loom 7S Uurr block. ii Nst ux CI.OAKSI CLOAKS! CLOAKS! CLOAKS! CLOALS! CLOAKS! CLOAKS! CI.OAKSI CLOAKS! The candy sold at the New York bakery is all mnilo on the pi tinlse mid is guaranteed pure anil frtsh. Our coal is well icieened, full weight guaranteed and delivery always prompt Call up Lincoln Coal Co. Phono 140. Wedding cake taxes, wedding Invitations and announcements, tho newest for 1KKI-3, aro now belug rhown by the Wessel-Btevens Printing Company. II. W. Cowle, funeral director, euecor to Fred Thomas. Embalming a specialty, HO South Twelfth street. 'rlfflt j '--- ft ,lurCa ' 1 ' Ir.t-i sit 1 ..il, lVjl I vIi'.n.IivsV?1! 'Vtv '! rAv.-i LANSING THEATRE Four Nights and Matinee C07VV71-:NC1ISC Wednesday, November 16th Clark & Cox's Spectacular l'antomime PiUR BEN UND6R THG She Well, if I can't lire (011. ray income and you cua'tllve on yours, where would be the ad vuntage.la our marryiBg t He (tiiouBbtmiUilTrJv.Mli y pnitiug on 1 . ...il. ''. n ylilkl la olll Fine picture frames made to order at H. W. Cowlee, llOuud li South Twelfth ttreet. Full line of fancy feathers Just received, Mi-s. J, H. nialr, 117 South Eleventh street. Just leceived, a large assortment of felt hats in the very latest styles, at Mrs. J. II. DI1.I1', 117 South Elevhnt street, Mrs. J, H. lllalr, the South Eleventh street. Lincoln milliner, 117 at J. W. Winger A Co. K C linking Powder, 'St ounces for 2." cents. Absolutely i'ure. Hae you tiled IU Jtccr I'or riinilly Uie. For family trade tho Jolm Guild lire wing Co. Is now deliveihig a siqierior grade of ex tra palo lieer iu either pint or quart Isittles. This beer for table use lias no quil and I meeting willi popular favor with all tho liest trade of the city. Prices ns cheap as that charged for Inferior beer. Lnavo ordem at ofllce, -1 1 North Nlntli stnsit. Oicir Ueunk, agent. Onco tried no other beer w III bo uieil. Why uot onlor a sample, case of It No such lino of fino manicure goods wore over seeu ill Lincoln before 111 tiro now being hhownat Rector's new pharmacy, corner Twelfth and N streets. An Klegant Hmivenlr. Tlm Western Hesort Rook, a finely Illus trated publication descriptive of all tlie.west eru resorts along the line of the Union l'n cillo sysluin." Sent free upon receipt ofsix cents In stamps. J. T. Mastlu, O. T. At, lull O street. K. A. 8losoir, GeneriU Agent, Lincoln, Nebj J lliirllimton Itmite I'laylug t'artl. New deslen. louiid corners, Deslblo liueul stock, iieriuaiieut colors, worth f0 cents. We sell them at 10 cents. Good scheme to buys few packs; njgbt need thorn this winter; euchre, wlilit, high five, etc. , A. C, Zikiieh, City Pass, Agt. Twenty-five dozen chiffon hnutUeruhlois never worth lesi than 40 cents, Moil lay nt 'Si cents each. J. W. WlXOKIl & Co., liotiOstieot. Auspices 0 Women's Christian Association. Endorsed by (Sen Lew Wallace, the author, recommended bv Harper Bros,, pub Ushers of the work. ' A carload of Ilcnutiftil Scenery, designed and painted by Thoi. G. Moses, Cos tutnes I lUtorlcallv Correct. SPECT CUE. ISO $10,000 PBRPORKBRS-IBO ReOULRR HOUSO Seats mav be icscrved Monil.iy morning at y o'clock at Ilo Ofilcc. PRICES THE n. O STREET. L E A D I N O New line of pattern hats Jut received by Mis. J. A. lllulr. iHcomei touether'one of .ns votilll be able The largest and best selocteil stock of ex elusive millinery goodi can be found nt Mrs, J, 11. Wall's, 117 South Eleventh street. Finn riaylng Cauls, 'Send ,ten cents iu slumps tn John Sebas tian, general tl'iket and passenger agent 0,, H, 1, K I . ruiiwuy, uiuaK", i" iw.v i the "Hock .Island" playing cards. Tliey.are acknowledged the best, and worth five times tho vast. Bend, money order or postal note for fifty cents,',, and wo will send five packs Low Priced Millinery flense OIF1 II2SrC03-T. OUR MOTTO Hood CJoodi at Reasonable Prices. You will find our styles and workmanship equal to any. Those not having already visited our Millinery Department will find It to'thclr iritcrcst toglycusacall. , , ' , , , . We stake our.rcpuinnon on mutiny anu price. ' Wool Felt Sailors 6yc. ' Queensware arid Lamp Department., M froiKltnsiui .. fl -.. ' 111 'i -mU j. 1 jJi Mil. lUI'HIV IVIW,,I ; by expiess, epuid. You will find this Department greatly enlarged, iluylng directly fncturers enables us to quote you priced that'othcr houses cannot touch. Wc invite nn inspection whether you wish to purchase or not. Decorated Stand Lnmp, 8 inch shade, $1.15. Decorated .Stand Lnmp, 10 inch simile, $1.59. Decorated Library Lamp, 14 Inch shade, $1.50, Banquet Lamp, llrnss, $j,n5 with fancy Linen shade, worth 5,50 FOR THE HOLIDAYJ5 Wc will have n grnnd stock of Novelties to show you, -ia-s--ai .Visitors always Welcome STRICTLY CASH. OJNE PRICE TO ALL. K 11 f t 1 ( to live at any rate. Life. Vi. fr - V