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"FT igjJrw-''T'V . T"f r -rT nfw ; w"mMIri "i II CAPITAL CITY COUKIER SATURDAY MAY 14, 1892 55S?5?!5?v?!I!bwTTij:' 'r'r A, Not a Htlfiirtry Wjr. A inn 11 iu 11 rcMuurutit the other tiny, when ho received hi cluck from his wait er, iH'iHii hl pocketbook to prty th amount, and then got into h final convcr nation with n frlt'iul on tin- other Mile of , the table. A few minutes Inter ho not up to go, when thu waiter touched hltn re spectfully on the shoulder. "The check, please," Mild tho waiter. "Wlmtf" nalil tho diner. "I paid It, didn't If" "No. Mr. I think you forgot It," "Wrtl, that' funny," said tho other. "I remember taking out a hill, placing It on tho check, and afterward putting the change, back In my pocketbook.'' "I did not nee It, sir," wild the waiter. "Well," nuswered the diner, "maku out another check. "I'm In a hurry," and he went down Into bin pocket again. Open lng his pocketbook he pulled out u bit of paper. "Why, what' this?" he said. "If It Isn't that check!" and he gave the waiter an extra "tip." Only another case of the ubsetitmlinleil man. New York Tribune. lit nd lug. - f--mrl N itffc :& p ? iU Trani Borry 1 have to tear myself way. Life. A Jiir of IIiiIIit. Sho was one of those Missy women that know more In a minute, than a limn knows in seventy hundred mid eighty-four yenr?, and she kept it constantly on display. It wna about 10 o'clock in the morning when sho bustled Into a family' grocery on Third avenue, and approached an Innocent look ing sandy haired clerk with a stub pencil over his ear. "Is there butter In that jar?" she In quired, tapping the vessel with her toe. "Yes, madam," affirmed the clerk. "I thought so," she said: "I can tell n butter jar Instinctively." "Yes' in," the clerk acquiesced. "Iaitsweetr" "Ycs'm." "Where Is It from? Western reserved" "No'm." "Nor" and her feathers drooped n little. "From Michigan, I suppose?" "Ycs'm." She smiled with satisfaction. "I thought it must be," she confessed. " 'Tisn't fresh, of course; butter uever I when it is put up in jars." "No'm," admitted the clerk. "It was made last fall." "Goodness me," she exclaimed. "AH that time and you say it is sweet yet?" "Yes'm. We guarantee it." " Tisn't worth quite so much as if it was fresh, is Itr" she asked, with a boarding Louse accent. "No'm." "What'H the price of it?" "A dollar a gallon, ma'am." She jumped as If a mouse had bitten her. "A dollar a gallon!" she exclaimed. "I never heard of selling butter by the gal lon." "We always sell that kind of butter by the gallon, ma'am,'' said the clerk, with guileless gravity. "What kind of butter is itr" she asked in a less coulldent tone. "Apple butter, ma'am,' and tho clerk bowed his windy head and waited for the storm. Detroit Free Press. Ovrr.llil It. An eccentric clergyman iu Cornwall has been much annoyed by the way the regular members of tho congregation had got of looking around to take stock of Jate comers. After enduring it for some time he said on entering tho reading desk one day: "Hrethreu, I regret to see that your attention is called away from your reli gious duties by your natural desire to see who comes In behind you. I propose hence forth to savo you the trouble by naming each person who may cuter, aud I hope that tho services will then be allowed to proceed without Interruption." He then began, "Dearly beloved," but Enused half way to interpolate, "Mr. Stub Ins, with his wife aud daughter." Mr. Stubblus looked rather surprised, but the minister, with perfect gravity, re sumed his exhortation. Presently he again paused. "Mr. Curtis and William Digglo." The abashed congregation kept their eyes studiously bent on their books. Tho service proceeded iu the most orderly man ner, the parson interrupting himself every now and then to name some newcomer. At last he said, still with tho same perfect gravity, "Mrs. Symous in a new bonnet." In n moment he felt his mistake, but it was too late. Every feminine head in the congregation hod turned around. Chris tian Nation. Answered. At tho Girls' High School. Professor I told you, young ludies, in our last lesson, that a man's brain is lnrger than a wom an's. To what conclusion docs that lead you, Frauleln Berthaf Bertha That in tho matter of brain it does not depend on the quantity, but on the quality. Fllegendo Blatter. Hit Savage Ancestry. Oh, a merry lass was Qummy-Qaas, The child of nn Afrie king. Slio'd sit all tiny with a Kont at play, Nor think of a single thlug. Littlo she knew of tho clothes that Ixm Or Mary or Ellen wear, And never a bunt' was seen to hang Pinn'd to tho front of her hair. Sho never slulicd for tho pomp and pride That round our lives have crown; And tho reason why was Just becauso Thoy were nil to her unknown. Ilcr manners wero hail, and nil she had Of civilized apparel Was a strliitf of bends that enmo from Leeds In a missionary barrel. tier teeth wero white and her heart wo llKlit, Though Iter skin wits black like coal; When moved to cut nml lacking of meat, fcibu w-anilered about und stole. Iappy was flic, till over tho sen An Arabic slaver cniiie, Theuslio wnsciolil for tho slaver's And Hint was n beastly shame. gold. lie brought her hero In a bygone year To Liberty's chosen Innil. Bho was sold uguln to miiny men. And passed from hum! to hand. Her grcat-grnniUon Is tho only on Of tho many barbers here Who shaves mo light, anil ho tonight Has whittled away my ear. -Detroit Tribune. THI RELATIONSHIP PUZZLE. the nrewnoni Gift of a Tramp to aa Arkntiu Tnwn, It was at the hour when tho shades of night la-gin to fall and the curses wander homeward to root. The weary wayfarer gave a last gulp and saids "I cannot icpayyou Iu sctidl for your kindness, madame. Hut hero Is a little puxr.le which may servo to whllu away an idle hour. My father, left a widower at the age of forty-seven, married a maiden of seventeen, and Umiii the following day my brother, Lyman, wedded Iter mother, then a widow of thirty-six. In duo time u sou was born to each couple. It may afford you some little amusement in estimating the various relationships my father now U-urn to Lyman, to Lyman's wife and Ly man's child; also to himself and his own wife and child. You might also calculate the relationship Lyman In-ars to his own wife and child and to his father mid the hitter's wife and child. Hut I must bo on my way. Good evening." And he was gone. When Isham G. Hicks, tho husband of tho benevolent Indy, returned home some what Inter he found the wife of his bosom suffering from a violent headache, tho re sult of an hour's grappling with thu puz zle. She reiH'iitcd It to him and retired much earlier than was her wont. Aud Isham G. laughed aloud and declared that a woman had no head anyhow, and sat him down to work out tho puzzle iu fourteen minutes. When Mrs. Hicks nwoko In tho gray of the morning her husband was not by her side. As she stepped quietly to tho sitting room door sho heard him say In dreary monotone; "Lyinan's-baby-ls-tho-half-brother-of-hU father's- stepniother-who-ls ulso-bls- fath-er's-stopdaughter-nnil-hls-mother'H-dnugh-ter-nnd-oli-deur-mo-how-niy-hend-aches." The leaves of a huge scratch tablet lay about hint liko a drift of snow all covered with figures and diagrams, aud before him was a sheet setting fortli fourteen propositions of which tho following is u fair sample; "Thu older man Is the father-in-law of his mot her-lu-law and tho husband of his grandson's half sister, who Is also the child's step-grandmother." Wisps of auburn hair lay ttlxnit on the table. Hicks remained In bed all that forenoon with leu on bis brow and muttered drearily sentences like these: "Ills wife Is his baby's half brother's half nephew's mother's son-in-law no, that isn't It. His sou's wife Is his own mother-in-law aud mother of his grand sou's half sister uml it in I Ills mother-in-law is oh, dear mel" Iu the afternoon hu went down to tho lumlicr yard and told thu puzzle to the men theru assembled, and they all laughed him to scorn and then figured on the smooth side of thirty-six square feet of lumber and had three fights without get ting as far as Hicks had gouu in thu still watches of the night. A husbandman who drifted In to trade horses became Involved and beat his steed all the way home. The puzzle iiermeated every nook and comer of thu village. Two popular mem bers of the Y. M. C. A. slapped each other's faces over it. Colonel Hooks pulled the nose of a tourist to whom hu was try ing to sell land, and all the lioys in town fought over it. Onu John P. Smith attacked thu wife of his bosom with ferocity and a scytho and knocked her Into thu well, where she siccdilydrowncd. A mob chased Mr. Smith thirteen geographic miles aud gave him five minutes iu which to show cause why lie should not be lynched, whereumn he ile-clai-ed that thu demise of Mrs. Smith was attributable to divine providence, aud a stone over which sho had stumbled, the same throwing her into thu well. His sole Intention hud been to liestow upon her a well merited castigatloii for introducing thu relationship puz.lu into thu household, thereby assassinating tho peacu aud har mony of the same. This announcement resulted iu a pro longed and earnest debate upon thu part of thu string baud, which continued until tlru sheriff and nsso rescued Mr. Smith and boru him to town. Court was in ses sion at thu time and thu case camu up for trial on thu morrow. It was dark when thu jury was sent out. They canvased the case thoroughly. Hicks, who was among them, detailed thu puz.lu aud ex hibited his tally sheet. At 4 o'clock in tho morning thu door was burst open and the jury fell down the stairs fighting likedemous. Thustovuhuil been overset and thu building was soon iu flames. The book aud ladder company swirled up and ran over three gentlemen, two of whom Immediately assaulted two firemen, whereupon tho whole lxxly of the latter attacked thu entire jury Impartially. Tho alarm of firo aroused tho village aud the majority of thu citizens appeared on thu scene. Judge Ik-gad denounced the firemen for rioting iu the face of the de stroyer and was attacked by tho foreman of thu company. Several citizens went to thu assistance of the judge, aud threu men whom hu had fined jumped iu to help thu foreman, Aud thus the fight waxed. The fire was forgotten. The rival editors wrangled aud then fought, and their printers took sides. Thu members of the various lodges could not stand by and see their brethren mauled, aud they, too, rushed Into thu fray, Tlw Itev. .Mr. .Marks mounted a liltchruck ami cried peace, and a man whom he had mar ried ton harridan a week beforosiuote him with an ax helve, and Deacon Crouk ran to thu minister's assistance. Iu threu minutes nearly every churchman iu town was iu thu fracas. Thu rival undertakers fought. Kvury man who had a grudge against any other man tried to get satisfaction then nnd there, and all the debtors attacked their creditors. A gale had sprung up, and before the II r- had been got under control thu major pot -tlon of thu business part of thu village was Iu ashes. This threw many men out of employment and they moved away soon after. Others, seeing that theru would be no boom for many moons, departed, Sev eral capitalists who had been about to maku investments Immediately foldid theru tents. Thu grand jury found true hills against many of thu participants In tho great fight, and they all fled like Un wind, Nobody would buy piopeity ,inl thu real estate agents left. The number of thu voters was so riduced that a rival town secured the county sent, and with it went everybody who tould get away. The newspiipeis both went. .Mnnv of thu buildings were loaded on trucks ami hauled oil' to the new county seat. And finally a cych ie rum1 all of the remaining buildings nun put an end to the Hinge for good and all. And all tills was the woik of thcichi tiouship puzzle. Heboid how gnat a Hume a little spurk kliidleth. New York World. Sail. As from beneath oiir bed jou draw. With gluilsiiiiie, Jii)ous song, Your trousers how- that Ming dies out. To find those cieues wiong. -Clothier unit Furnisher. .Modern Farming. Hunker 1 see that Dueklow, who llvo out of the city now, has madu quite a sun ces at farming. Hill Yes, I understood that ho was making money from It, and I didn't know how hu managed It. Hunker Kasy enough. Ills farm Is right off the railroad track and ho got nil tho clothing men In town to put their ads 1b his back yard. Clothier and Furnisher. A Lovely Man. :o !JJBf Tho Chaperon That's Jack Dashing, n 0tolutc, unprincipled scamp. Hu Is thu black sheep of his family, you know. Look out for him. The Dcbutanto Indeed I will. I love htm already. LI fo. Mr, Omtehnr'aHiin I'hlllp. "My friend Walter Gratobar," said Mr. StnylKilt, "seems to think that bis sun Philip, who has just turned twelve, Is a remarkable boy. Mr. Gratehar lives In the suburbs, In a housu which has a slate roof. It appears that In thu course of some repairs to this roof last fall many small fragments of slatu were scattered about on the ground. When thu timu camu to clean up around and roll the lawn this spring It occurred to Mr. Grate bar that thosu bits of slato ought to be picked up. He hadn't lived in tho country long, but he had lived there long enough to know that grass wouldn't grow through slate. "After picking up about two hundred pieces himself aud finding that It was liack breaking work, Mr. Gratcbarthought hu had better get Philip to pick up the rest; so he talked It over with him one night at dinner, and Philip undertook, In consideration of the sum of fifteen cents, to clean up the remaining slatu on thu following day. It was understood thnt nil the money was to be withheld until thu completion of thu work, and that the V ot k must be done to Mr. Grate-bar's en tire satisfaction. "When Mr. Gratehar stnrted for town next morning he found Philip on thu lawn knocking a baseball about with great ear nestness. George, nged seven, and Clara, aged five, with an old grape basket near them, were laliorlously digging out and picking up the scraps of slatu. " 'How's this, Phllipr' said Mr. Grate bar. '1 thought I hired you to pick up thnt slate.' " 'You did.' said Philip, 'and I'm doing it. Don't disturb yourself. I'll attend to It.' "That night when Mr. Gratehar got home he found that the work had Is-en carefully und thoroughly done. Theru was no ground upon which hu could withhold payment. "'Hut,' lie said to Philip, 'I hired you to do that work mid you seem to have got George and Clara to do it.' " 'I sublet the contract,' said Philip, 'and when I get the money I'm going to pay Georgu aud Clara a nickel apiece. Seuf' "Mr. Gratehar did see, and hu paid over thu money very cheerfully, and hu didn't hesitate to say to Mrs. Gratehar, after the youthful contractor had gouu to bed. that lie thought PhH!p was u great boy." New York Sun. Not n Captious Man. A night or two since, as a policeman wiu making Ills way up Heaubieu street, hu was accosted by a colored man with the re mark; "I doan' want to seem capshus, sah Meed I doan', hut dar's trouble In my housu ober dur." "What sort of troublof" "Why, sah, iicull'il pusson i lied Wil liams sits ilar wld his feet on i tovu con yar.sln wld my wife. I's ordered him to vacate, sah, but hu refused. What am de proper coursu In slcli a casuf " "Go and order him out oncu more." In about ten minutes the man returned and reported; "I doan' wan to seem capshus, sah, but I dun ordered him out, just as you said." "And ho didn't gor" "No, sah. He said hu'd scu mo in Texas fust. What would bo your advice under such circumstances?" "If a man was In my houso und wouldn't go out I'd put him out." "Would It seem capshus, sabf" "I don't think so." "Jlst as you say, sah Jlst so, sah. I feel eartln dat I ketch thu idcah." Hu retired into his house, and the officer remained to see, thu end. It came in about two minutes. Three or four yells were heard, somebody's feet seemed to striko the wall, und then thu door opened nnd Williams flew into the street like a hah filled straw bed. He was scarcely on his feet before he Isilted up thu walk, and thu owner of tho houso came down thu steps to explain: "I doan like to seem capshus, sah, but now dat I've got my ban iu I'd like your advice about cullln de olu woman up to a peak! 'Pears to me dat sho sorter Incour aged Williams to believe dat I couldn't lick onu side of liim!" Kxchauge. A Nice Neighborhood. Not long since a family moved Into ir houso on Austin avenue. After a week or so a friend of tho family called on them and asked how they liked thu locality. "Pretty well." "Havo you called on nny of tho neigh bors yet?" "No, but I am going to If there Is any more of my firewood missing." Texas Sift lugs. . Slow Work. First Professor You see, they let him iu the Academy of Sciences because hu had taken an A. 11., an S. II., an A. M,, a Ph. I), aud an M. I). Second Professor Ah, I understand. Ho worked in by degrees. Harvard Lam poon. IMiln't I.Ike Him. "If there Is anything I dislike," said Illlgglns, as thu editor rcturuiil his witty effort, "It's a man who won't taku u Joke." Washington Star. True Dnouifh. Hlmer I tmllti-il 11 pia-m last night. MoWutty -Hut It was the poet whooughl tohuvo lit-en luillcted, Detroit Free I'rcwt. Nothing like New Kngland graham fur breads or graham gems. Dealers sell it. Fmliliiu-niuTA"rtl'ipV. and nil kinds of mngnMnt, pt-ilddlcnh, novels, etrt. nlwnys to be found at t'm new CountKli News Depot, tllll N Mrcet. Get your llower and gniden seeds nud ulbs at (IrlswoM's. 1 It) (South lltli Hu The new Lincoln frame and art coinpiny make a Helally of frames for lino crayon work, with Kllto Studio ! south Kluveuth street Udell is doing a "lino IiuhIiic-h Iu his now stand (Mnsoulo Temple corner; near the location of his f miner sueetwiw. Tim place Is as neat as n pin, the service par excellence nnd thu fate Identically tho saino as hi past yems, notwithstanding tho fact that tils price now Is but 'M cents. No tickets, no trust, aud no hurt, but a line meal for cash aud cash only. In you want anything for thu baby, for theslck room, for wealing appirel, fur foot wear, kii iKiiieii's goods, and anything In the line of inhber gooiW, call at tho Lincoln Hubliei' t'omany and take ndvautiigu of the goods that nru olfei ed at rai'l llloe to close the business. (It-ni-riil M, K. I'ourciencr, Omaha, The 11. & M. will m-II tickets from all K)lnts to Umiiha mi I return at onu faro for the round trip for thu benefit of thosu desir ing to attend thu meeting of the general con feieuce of the MethoilUt KplseoMil church. Tickets on Milu Apill !Uh to ilOtn, luelilsUe, good for return until ,111110 1st. For full par ticulars call at II. ii Al. depot or city olllce, orner loath und O streets. l-11-.'ll A. C. ZlKMKlt, C. P. it T. A. Now Kngland Crystal meal, tho latest aud finest pi oductiou for nue-li or baking pur purKises. Ask for It at grocers. Only Ten i III) Cents a I'lied. The celebrated "Hill Huston Itoutu" apply ing curds in u now sold at ten cents per pack, (Ml cents Is tho usual prleo for such cards). Whist, high-live and euclnu parties will soon 1st In older, and wi would suggest that you 1-iy hi a stock of thosu cards for future re quirements. A. C. Zikmimi, City Passenger Agent. Wo will take your subscription for any publication nt publishers best prices, at tho CoUltlKH News Depot, Hill N stieet. M, II. General Conference, Omaha. On May '-', 4, 7, 1 1, 14, 18, ai, 25, J8 and .'10, the II. it M. will s-il tickets from stations within !20) miles of Omaha to Omaha and ie turn nt one faru and a third for the round trip, for the benefit of poisons desli lug to at tend the general confeience of thu Methodist Episcopal church, tickets good for return for one week from data of sale. Full par ticulars at II. & M. depot, or city olllce, ear ner Oat d Tenth streets. 4-lSI-0t A. C. ZlKMKlt, C. P. & T. A. The (leneiiil Assembly at I'orlluml. All who ilcslii- to attend thu General I'res iivterlaii AxM-nibly at Portland, Oregon, In May, should maku due ari-augemeuts to save over twenty-four hours In tlino bv taking the Original Oveilnud Houte, thu Union Pa cific. Fast time, uiicquuh-d service, Pullman Hleepei sand Diners, and thu giauiiest scen ery on this continent. K. H. Hujsmi.v, C. T. A 4-1-IOt KM! O street. CREEDEIMININGCAMP- ASeeonil I.eNilvllle I'onrlh I'lncn Already Oiilneil by I lie Young (limit, Thu whiillglg of fortune has stopped at Creedo, nothing yesterday, It Is a town to dai nml will hu a city tomorrow. Many a mnn w-ill ditto his rise in this world from thu hour hu stepped Into Willow- (Julcli. Thu camp has practically existed only since last May. Thu 1). & It. U. Ky, did not get In until October, and I eguliir passenger trains dlil not run until Dccciuhur. yet no other mtn'ny rm; cri-r inn I it in I so much ore ifiu-iiif fi- ji(fme;ii'i'ff( of iln early exls fifiicc. Leadvillu Itself full far behind. Thu extraoidluary output has como fiom exactly five mines, and onu of them has shipped only a nominal ipiautitv. Kurly Investments prnmlso prompt anil quick leturns. Pam phlets containing a full and complete ties- cilpttou or tins woiideilul mining camp, to gether with other valuable. Information, routes, rates and tickets mav bu obtained at II fii M depot or city olllcu cor. U'tli and O stieets. A. C. .ik.mi:u, City pass, and ticket agt. i.i:uai. notm;i:. 0, M. Arnold, defendant, will taku notice that on the )th day of .March, IS'.r., .tamt-s Doak, iilnlntlll' herein, lllcd his petition In tho District court of IjuiciiHter county, N'obrnsku, aealiiHt Mild defendant and Watlucu Mellvili and John Ciiton, thu object and prayer or) which are to correct a mlstako In six cerlatn promissory notes made by tho dufi-uilauti I Sfellvlllu and Caton and delivered to thu l'ltchcrtl- llaldwln Company for She use f J nlallitlir. also to correct a mistake Iu th iiiortKHL'ea Mfurliik' said notes, and iion lolw four and live In block tweuty-slx, lot twenty In block thirty-seven, lot live In block thirty eluht, lots thirteen and fourteen In block thlrty-Kuvcu and lots two, three, and six In block twenty-six In Pitcher A llaldwln's second iidultlou to Lincoln, Nebraska, to cancel said notes and mortgages and to com pel said dclundiints to execute and deliver new notes and morlKSKes 1 11 the sum of f'JI2V 00 upon hiihl property, or In defsult thereof, that the decree of the court stand as alien tiioii the property for said amount, You are required to answer Mild petition oil or beforo ttie vuth day of June, Ih'J'.'. I)atedthls:idilayor May, lhW. Jamkh Doak by t-7-U Abbott, Helleck & f.une, Attys. SHKKIhT SAI.K. VAtlA .1., I....-..1.. .!.. it !... I.i xl.ln. r .. lUllUTisiiriti'; hi iiiui i j 11 1 wu ui 11 11 nnlurofMile Uiiiii'il hv tlio dork of tliu IN- iriu uuiiTfrt'i mi' nun jmiiuim iimu in 111 iu t. ...... 1r 111. In .ii,l fi.M I ...... 1. .,!.. ...oiiiIii I.. uiltnniit ttiiiilil nun nn iiiiiu unii'i uituiii j , 111 uiiuctlon when-,!. Cittlmrlnn H. lluwtnnn lt ..i..i..i ii 1 ii, ... 1.1. .t. ii... ..i i. .i,..,.i.. r in 11 1 111 in. 111111 iiitumii ivn n( v 1:1 t'm 111 i Ifwlti John I). McKurhii.il, (Jntitu KIiiukmI, iiinis. II l.hvoosl. Mrl iimiiiu unknown, l" T.....I T it'll I .. II ,..,. I,,. I. .. !.,. Wit 1. iirilililllin, nn lu-wuititK ii( 111 1111 iiiu luni .In t . l..m A 1. I Will ol lb.. ,ul.l,.. ..tl.,. fi'iulantH, 1 will, nt '-'o'clock p. tn on tli day of May, A. 1. ivtj, at thu oaHtiloor I'ourt l.oiiM In city of Mncolu I.an county, NVbraHka, oiler for miIo at pulill t Is... tt... r.il Imi't iir ih,Li.ii. .1 r..l ...iiit. Ill I 11(1 hriihter liiMlll , .l-ifllinm,, will', mi ni,iu 111 iiiiiuu 1I1IU- lion the following doscrltxd icul estate towlt: Lot number six (H) In hlocl; number sl kb In i.... .... ...i.mr.... ... .,... ..1... .. t ,.. Ho uui hit niit-vi iiimiiiiiii 111 iiiu mj (, .. lit it 111, .aiiciister county, Nebraska. (Jlven under my hand this lit li day of April, .. I. iwrj 4 -.'it Ham .Mcfi.AV.Sherlll. Telephone 1761 n ySHBHHI rTS23fc it "XXfi Moving Household Goods and Pianos a Specialty $50,000.00 TO LOAN At six per cent, per annum niul n cash commission or at eight per cent, no commission, for periods of three or five years on well located improved real es tate in Lincoln or Lancaster county. INTI5KKST ALLOWKD ON SAVINOS DEPOSITS DKPOSITOUS IIAVK AHSOl.UTIJ SKCUU1TY. Union Savings Bank, 1 1 1 South Tenth Street. IndustrialSavingsBank Elkvknth and Kl Stukkts. Capital Mock, $2;o,ooo. Liability of Stockholders $500 000 INTHRHST PAID ON mil'0IIS, V.m. Stull, Pros. J. l. Mill, Vice-Fres. Louis Stull, Cash'er. Dikuctoks. D E Thompson, C Ii Montgomery, Geo H. Hastings, II II Shaherg, VV II Mercery, J C Allen, T Ii San ders, J E Mill, Win Stull, Louis Stull, Geo A Mohrensteeher. German National Bank, LINCOLN NEU. O.K. Montgomery, I'rcildcnt. Hurniun II, Hclmberif, Vlco I'rest. Josspb lloehmor, Cashier. O. J. Wlloox, Asst. Cnshlcr. Capital . . . $100,000.00 Surplus . . . 30,000.00 Transacts a General Banking Business (ssuei l-'ter of credit, draw drnfls on nllpmta of tho world. ForclRU collections u specially Lincoln Dealer COAL AND WOOD. Office 104s O Street. Yards 6th and M SU. 'Phone 440. FAST MAIL ROUTE 1 2 DAILY TRAINS 2 -ro- AtchUon, Leavenworth, St. Joseph, Kansas City, St. Louis nml all Points South Kntit and West. The direct line to Ft. Scott, Pnrsons. Wichita, Hutchinson nnd nil piinclpal points In Kansas. The only road to the Great Hot Springs of Arkansas. Pullman Sleepers and Free Reclining Chair Cms on all trains. J. E. R. MILLAR, R. P, R. MILLAR, City Ticket Agt. Gsn'l Agmt AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. I'rulv. It was an enclinntlnir novel withal, that I walked ohout of all the means which cnahlcdinc to Intrude upon the lislius domain, until I was brouuht to my senses by a sharp jerk on the life-line, this being nn Interrogation from Jack as to whether I was all right. I answered Iu n ilinllar why nnd, as I did so, a familiar object caught my eye In the shape of the "llurllngton Route" trademark. It was exipilnltcly painted on .1 little ledge of rock and I could plainly read the tlamlng announcement of their new express trains nnd the remarkable time being made between Denver, Lincoln, Omaha and Chicago. "Ye godst" I cried, "What enterprise! An advertisement even here! Is there no place on earth or under the waters where this wondrous Rail road Is unknown?" Our new vcstibulcd specials, Nos. 3 and 6, are among the fast est and most luxuriously appointed passenger trains In the world, and nrc deserving of hearty support and generous patronage. The distance between Denver nnu Lincoln Is now covered In the unparalleled time of twelve hours nnd ten minutes, while the run to Chicago Is mode In fifteen hours nnd fifty-five minutes. ThcfWitJralne, as well as our celebrated "Flyers," are equipped with dining, sleeping, chair and smoking cars, of exquisite design and workmanship. Brains as well as money was liberally used In their construction. Apply to agent, H. & M. .plV crO j j corner U and loin streets, lor B322See2SS2S&e233332SS5S222'3 J. FRANCIS, Gen. Passenger Agent, OMAHA. N. Bi-Ho Extra Fare is Coal Co. in nil kinds of JOHN DOOLITTLE, Manager. scene, so lirlt'lil. so hinullful anil with curious ilcll-jht, forgetful depot, or at the city ticket othec, iiirincr iniormauon A. C. ZIEMER, City Passenger Agent, LINCOLN. Charged on These Trains OFFIOE 1001 0 Stmt I'M tU V u