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TMiU on of h (rml (tlilri ftirwanl la UMful,lnvnt1vprtmt. that fnrlchn allunikfri. J I U wobatl lh rrralttt opMirtunltjr laborinf popl brvr Known. Now It lit llmr. i'ay mnlat. lull rarilfttUrt lrr. Ilnirr urli nt iiiicp. AHimi. 2i:IClK MTl.NHO.Vti: ('iIIuk AMM.rorilauUtluInf), JSm 5j&c I NIKYDIDNOTHGItiN. he-IRS TO THRONES WHO NEVER WIELDED THE SCEPTER. Ictnttrka'.'lc t':uer Kecullrd tot Coioieo Hun with Ihn Untimely Heath uf Hit Hiihe of Clarence , Mlxtnrn of Wur, Homiuicr, Hrmiitnl iml IHsuster. It limy be fairly wild of tliu t-ltUxt wn of tliu Prince of Wnlrs nnd heir presumptive to the throne of Orcnt Britain that nothing In life hucntm It tin like tliu leaving of It, He citinu Into tht' world prematurely. He wai of weak ht'itlth and lacked moral stamina. Only the shadow of rojalty pro tected blm 011 tuoiv than one occasion from --' CLAtlKKCK. I'lllNCK CiniltdK. the IUtll' light of a police court iiuulry. Addeil to the ti handicaps ho was weighted down by the title given him, for all the Dukes of (Jhirence known to KngllHh hln ttiry have. Hitirered eltlirr through folly or misfortune. But for the last few weeks of his exist ence he baskeil In the minshlueof popular approval and spoutaneoiiH loyalty. Ills on giigement to Mary of Teck, a princess nil tive to British will, endeaied liltn to those who Home ilay expected to become his xul Jeets. They (iilt Miieci'lng ut him iih "Col law anil Cuirn," iilTect Innately dubbed him "Prince. IMdy," and enthusiastically de clared that "Albeit Victor wasa good ileal ofaiuau after all." Death has chiingcil nil that, however, llanllyhad the breath left the piKir young fellow' Ixxly when speculation nnd tumor i-tiovc with Inile cent haste to tear aside thu veil that ol Bcure the future. While the bereaved tualdeti who hopisl to be a bride next month wept by thecorpseof her betrothed, her name was ulieady being coupled in the public prints of Loudon with that of the new heir presumptive, Prince George, the second and sole surviving sou of the Pi inte of Wales, Thetcnsim for this is shown by the following paragraph, published tint twelve Iiouih after tliu Duke of OlnreticoV demise: O11.I11U '.11, imt, Alexander William (ienrtrc DulT, wlm was then earl of I'lfe, hut who win silhseiiieutly ereated dilku of Fife, imurlid I'riiueHS lmln Vlitoi'la Alexunilrn DaKuuir, eldest diiiiKhter of the I'rlneu and I'rliHessof Wales. Of this miirrini;u there w as liorn on Mny 1, IHlll.u diuntliter, who nan christened Alexandra Vldoila Alberta IMwIna Uiulsit Dull. As tlio Hiueesslnn now stands. In tliu fenl of theileatli of the Prince of Walesimd Prime lleolge. the limine of Kiil-IiukI would fall to thu wife of (lie Duke of Kife, and after her death to l.ail Alexandra Dulf, herdauxli ter, wlm Is not jet a j ear old. This Hsslblllty Is not viewed with etiianiinlty by tlio tnuiiiliera of tliu liohliit), who Isdiuxu that all thu heirs to thu tlinnio should Ihj of the full blood ro)at. It is hintisl ery brouilly that a mnrrliiuu Ihj- tweeii I'tliue detune and Princess Victoria Mary of Teck will Im arranged. If Mitch an arrangement Is to bo carried out it will not lack for precedent. Some thing over it Uitrtci- of a century ago Nicolas was heir apparent to the throne of Russia anil the AleMiniler now ruling was his younger brother. The two one afternoon engaged In some rough sort of HiuitMMueut and Alexander struck Nicolas a blow, purely by accident, that laid him on his death In.mI. The carowil. was at the time lietrotlieil to .Marie, daughter of Chi 11 Inn, king of Denmark, and the at tachment of the two was very great. The Danish princes mourned her lover sincere ly, and then for reasons of statu became the wife of thu new heir. Thu result was hardly to be expected. Alexander HI and his empress have lived together Inliappl ness and harmony for more than a (punter of it century, and last fall the royal couple celebrated their silver wedding with great magtiiliceuce. A tinge of romance Hiirrotuided and Il lumined the last days of the Duke of Clar ence, hut In tlmt respect he was by no means singular. English history teems with wonderful tales of heirs, apparent or presumptive, who never placed the crown upon their heads. Harold was nothing more than a claimant when he headed the Saxons and went out to meet that other claimant, William, iiud to sink beneath the might of Norman valor. There, too, nru the Arthurs, almost as unlucky, in a way, as tlie Clarences. Arthur, duke of Brit tany, could hardly be termed an English man, but he was to all intents and pur po-ies the rightful heir. His uncle, the doughty Richard of the Lion Heart, wits minded to go crusading, nnd before he set out ho named tliu lad, son of his brother (leoll'ioy, iim his succes sor. Aunt hi r brother, .lohn, lie placed in power during his iili-cine in the Holy IjiikI, .lohn soon seized the crown, gave out that Richard was dead and made things unplciiMint for his nephew of Brit- MUIIIir.lt OK IMIINTK AltTIUMt. tuny. Rlchaid's return upset thu plot, but Ills death gave .lohn it new oppoit unity. He ascended the thione ami waged war ill the kingdom's Fieueli possessions against Ait litir, or rather uguliist Aithtir's umbl tlons advisers. The lad, then but sixteen ears of age, was captuitsl at Pnltou, nnd while b lug li.tnsferusl by water from uuu prison o another was slain by his well in strut ted custodians. , Another Aitlinr was the son of Henry VII, Tliuclrcuinstunces of his brief cateer itiv rather olwcuie, hut thu conswpieucea of his early demist wen mighty, lit hl.i plucu theiu appeared as heir appaicut that notable personage who was to rule Eng laud as lleiii) VIII, who was to become thu hushaud of six wives, the father of three sou'ivlgiiH the weak Edward, "Bloody Mary" nnd renowned Ell.abeth mid the founder of a new religion. Iiud Aithttr lived but that opens up it Held of Kculatlon almost Illimitable and nut within the scope of thlsnitlcle. Most famous, lunuver, among tUott' mmww --- - .; -J f heirs who never mn.' thaillademofdomln ion was that m.ignllli cut soldier who llg tires among the great captalusof the world as Cdwatd the Black I'll tire. l'oruiuarti'i of it tent ury he was the iltvad meteor of wm that scorched and desolated the fair Held" of Frame and Sxiln. On CrecyVt bloody plain he llrst itpptoved himself ;i gallant knight, nnd when victory rvsled with the English he knelt to receive tho cougrattl hit Ions i f his father, the vullautitml politic I'M ward lit There, too, lie assumed tin motto nnd crest of. lohn of Ltixumburg, the blind king of Bohemia, who fell In battle, and from thence date thu three ostrich feathers uiul the "Ich Dleit" that distinguish the Princes of Wales, His warlike career, thus begun at (he Mgeof sixteen, took on nuw luster ut Pol tiers, win re King .lohn of France ylulded himself a prisoner. W his father'n vice roy he ruled nil the conquered laud be tween the I. ol.-e and the Pyrenees, and iih Prince of Attiltalue he kept up the most gorgeous court In Christendom, A Spanish campaign, undertaken on Mmlf of Pedro the Cruel, shattered his health. The bril llaut warrior, the sagacious leader, the "mirror of chivalry" lieeume an Invalid, ninl the last si jeara of his life wuro npenl in enforced retirement. Ills father sur vived him hut it brief while and the sou of the Black Prince succeeded lo power. Can the general Ions, nf the exiled rUuiirtH he tailed he Irsupparc nt? That is it mooted fiufstlou, even to this day, for there now exists In England a society formed for the purNise of restoring thu deposed family to the throne. The doubt goes back even U) the time of .lames (I, lllssccojul wife was .Mary Beatrice, princess of Kste. Their four children died jotiug .lime 10, 11188, "was Isirn that prince afterward known us the Pretender." According to isipular opinion, then Inllniucd against the tuoti inch, this was a supposititious child pro cured from some base source and placed In the position of heir apparent. Twenty days later William, prince of Orange, un ified England and drove out .lames. The suspicion regarding the Pretender and his branch of the family remained so strong that when the ciowu was entailed on the Elect ress Sophia and her descendants In 1701, paillameut dellbeiatuly Ignored the claims of llfty seven ktsoiis who, had no tptestlouof legitimacy arisen, were better entitled to the throne according toall rules of pteicdeuce. I.Ike England, France ulso furnishes lint ublu examples of those "born to thu pur plu" who iicvcrtulcil. Mystery hasalwajs surrounded thu case of that unfortunate ...... u. ...... .. .... .... - V ....,,... youth w hose parents, Louis XVI and .Marie Antoinette, lost their heads during the I'lencli levolullon The Dauphin, as he was called, is supposed to have been pol wined in .Itme, ITU"i, hut at various times j people have claimed his name, and others, i still more itiiditclous, have asserted, even iucouils of law, that they were his pro geny Melancholy Indeed was thu falu of the two heirs npp u ent of the Bouapattu family. ThO llrst was Napoleon Joseph, sou of Nil CONUHATIII.ATINO TIIC 11I.ACK I'lllNCK. poleon and Maria Louisa of Austria. Af ter Waterloo and the abdication he waa taken to Austria anil created duke of Relclictadt. He tiled of melancholy mid ennui In IKII, when barely twenty-one years of age. Thu end of louls Napoleon's twit is well known. He met it soldier's death In Kuluhind nnd sleeps beside, his father at Chiselhttrst. Thu scandal is still fresh that Hurroundn thomysteilotm taking off, cither by mil cide or murder, of Rudolph, heir to the Austrian ci own, and just now Spain and Mexkoitre agitated by tliu machinations of those friendly to the Carllst pretenders, nnd to the descendants, of that Iturbldo who was shot after holding court for it year in the halls of Moute.uma. So it will be seen that in many of their nspects the lives of those who Imvu not reigned arc not without elements of ro mance, tragedy mid ailvetituiu. Fitiin C. Dayton. lllitetney hi Tern. A recent census of Limn, the capital city of Peru, disclose the tiiitllug fact that about one third of thu total population of inti.iKK) Is unable to read or write. These (Iguies have ittariucd the Peruvian author Itles, and the advisability of iutioduciiig it compulsory education bill, appiopriatiug mi uiioimous sum of money for public schools, seinlfree academics, etc., Is being seriously discussed, Notables and l.llrratiy-e. All tlu notables stem to be drifting Into llteratttie. Ihsiks are now threatened by l.angtry. I'attl, Mary Anderson Nitvnrro and Beruharilt. The fashion seems to have been set by thu self constituted censor of "society" eligibility. Witrd McAllister. Two Olils with l.lelj Tongues. Mis.s Ada M. Crawford, eighteen yeitivt old, nnd in thu employ of thu E. C. Howe company, directory publishcts of Phlladcl phln. Is put up by - her acipialutauies us thu cbiimploii stump Hiker of tliu w oild When she llrst tried her hand at stumping envelopes for thu company she did l.f.oo in an hour, nnd shu can now do il.tmti. It Is all do u u with her tongue, too, it she uses no sponge, and an odd fait is that when liusi ness is slack shu I.S1KI.I.K (lAIIIIIVI.lt. gets dyspeptic, but the tuoiv stiimps she Niks the mole she cats lllld thu better slit feels, When this story was published In New York most of thu joung women in tliu ofll lesdeelaied the thing could not be done, but Miss I'.stc lit (iniilliier, of it large busi ness house in Unlwislty plate, declared she could beat It. Shu had never run for an hour at a stretch, but could lick nnd htlck seventy stamps r minute. "Nuw Yoik doesn't knock uinV, to Philadelphia In anything," shu said, "and I will nice', MissCiawfonl in a match nt stamp lick lug for any amount at any lime and place." Shu is now in practice, and so thu world It1 likely to have u stump licking match. THE SWEET DV AND DY, lit the hnppy thutiit-eoiulug there'll be nothlnK to pnwokc, Ilutwcr)lodythoiiidinllwcarit llithl and eimy )okei Thu si ores of qnliu distressing tlilimst Intl pitln ut every tiny Will In Hint blissful nfttirwhllu Isi hauMied faraway, There'll bono broken cables thou our wishes to defeat. And when wo pay our nickel wti shall always Ket it seat! Nor shall wu hnvn to wave Isith arms to cnlili lhtifimuitn'e)e, llu'll stop for us unstuniiled In thu sweet by and by. The felltitt with tho iilxurolte, oh, lie will not be theie, Hut In the other plnee.) oil know. Will any. ImhI) t are For slut u he's fund of Hiitokhitf 'twill Ik holtvr far that ho Htiull tra where he imty mnoko and Hiniiku through all eternity. Tliu limn wlm on I ho crowded street kevpt turning In thu left It pleases us to sityof hU sweet faro wo'll bo berertt And women who with pitritsols itro JnbbliiK itt oureje, Tlioy luwer can eomu near us In tha sweet b and by. And alio who wears a iiiitiumotli lint while nt tliu theater, Oh, then Is when with ghoulish ulco wu'll have thu lauuli oa liert For whllo thu one nhu tortured wilt tlio peiulr gates pass through, St. Peter, with an awful frown, wilt say to her "(In lo." Thu Isirtvi who tell us stories wo hnvu beard bundled times Andl(ing haired, entry poets with their soft, Insipid rlijlms Aud llkow leu all thu llithcrmun who llo and lit and ll They'll uutur moru disturb us hi thu sweet by iihd by. Thu biokelt elevator and turned, thu brldgu foreer Thesu uiilKitmes will uowheru lit that dlseertied. city b Hut this will pleasu us more than all tho Jnspor, gold and pearl We'll no mure bino tobnttlu with thu awful sertaut girl. Thu ko man and tliu coal tuitn-ll will till our lieat Is with mirth To know that while they may connive to own the entile earth Cannot possess, when litter on their tbnushnll comu to die, Tho merest, liny portion of tlio iwout by nnd by. Tho man whosa)s, ' I lold )oit so," and forlu- . ..,v. ... I Tho summer chump i I ciioukIi for ouV" nittuly, Iiki, who asks us, "l It hnl Will Isitb liu but led; and hotter ut, thoj'll shut out eteiy olio Wlm whistles "t'oiuindes," "Aunlo Itoonoy," Johini). (lei Vourdiuil" And It Is pleasant Just to think no woman tlieru shall eomu Wlio uliltuou eaith In publlo uter lojed with iheuluggum. Oil, tliu plaeu will bu delightful, and It's worth our wlillu to try To git a lead pipe cinch upon tho sweut by and by. -Chicago Trlbuno. All from Olio ll. She was it pielt) little thing, and It was plainly lo Is seen that shu had not been mairletl long. She tripped Into it . Monroe Heuue grocery storu and said to the pro prietor: "My husband (theie was it great cut phasls on thu word hushaud) bought it couple of hams here some time ago," "Yes, ma'am," said thegrocur. "They wutu wry nice; very nlcu Indeed.'' "Yes, nia'atn," ussuuted tho grocer. "Have you any moru like tlieiuf" "Yes, nia'uin," said the grocer, pointing ton row of tenor it do.en hanging huh pended from tliu ceiling. "Are you sure that they art from th ami) plgr" "Yes, uia'aut," said thu grocer without it quiver. "Then jolt may scud me two more nf them," and she tripped out of thu store its she had tripped in, and the grocer laughed a wicked laugh, Brandon Bucksaw. One ItoHsoii WHY IIIIIIINb l)llN'r TlIltN UP AT IIINNCIt. -.Itttly. Iluw lii Keep IIo)h on n I'iiiiii. He told his sou lo milk the cows, feed the horsc'i, slop the pigs, hunt t lie eggs, feed the calves, catch thu colt and put him in thu stable, cut plenty of wood, split kindlings, stir the milk, put fresh water in tlio creamery aftur supper, nnd to be siiiu nnd study his lessons before he went to lied. Then he hurried off to the club to taken leading pint in theiicstlou, "How to keep boys on the farm "Covington ((in.) Euterpiise. llepariilloii. Jones I say, colonel, your dog bit my i child, and you'w got to make reparation. Colonel Brown-All light, .loues, I'll make suitable teparatiou. You (sadly) may have the dog.-Yankee Blade. Tim Maiden's Cbolie. "I can ussuiu villi that lam it bnclielor from choice." "So I supposed; hut whose cholt ur" - Life. Jjjifipj) L. Jffi as. ti w" i - $C?yi si i Telephone 1 6 Tt ywKSSKMSBMmm riil vrt"TcH Moving Household Goods and Pianos a Specialty IN IT ALONE. Now We Cut Profits in Two. Having late lirm of purehased the interest of Mr. Sanderson in the Parker & Sanderson, which ended with the old year, I have decided to offer SPECIAL in al ines of goods" for the next Ladies will do well to look up our bargains Street Wear and Party Goods. Remember the old at the old tand. BARI looy 1 1 (Ml v Wi r RSSSrEi s li IJM tmnJmm Ji2lll!f o iSPwSSfcb' 1 II r. i HZbT l i-rriHii' nil V iffiflfflrl a fcr)kWft A SENSIBLE GIRL. When he thopped on his knee to tell the old, old story, the young lady reminded him how much mote comfortable It would ho for him if he look a scat, especially as tlieru was such a comforliihlu chair so close at hand. That Isn't what toting ladles arc supposed to say nccoitling to the modern novel, hut It is what every level bended girl says of our Hue easy chubs ami the more slic knows about them the Mirer she Is that they tire remarkably well made, wonderfully comfortable ami phenomenally cheap. Itt all these Important particulars they are matched by our Divans, Tetc-n-Tcs. Lounges and Rocking Chads, which are fee menu A. T. Gruetter & Co. 124 to 134 North 13th. Opposite Lansing Theatre. German National Bank, LINCOLN, NlUi. O.K. Montgomery, President. Mcminn II. Hcliiiberg, Vice I'resl. Joseph ll.ielimur, Casblcr. O. .1. Wilcox, Asst. Cashier. Capital Surplus $100,000.00 30,000.00 Transacts a General Banking Business Issues letters oreredll.diawilraftsoii all pnrls of the worid.lFon Ign collections n specialty Telephone 225. OW "WiigTlTjMM S Wiiief BARGAINS Thirty days. in Fine, reliable' PARK EI?, O STREET. offered at ridiculously low price. Come nnd Canon City, Rock Springs, Vulcan, Mendota, Scranton, Anthracite. Vj ,!, 1 M ?vi I f . OFFICE .A 1001 0 Street. '-d n v