Capital city courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1893, January 02, 1892, Page 6, Image 6
&fft!g4' l r!r - n aT '?" )'"' " " . '..W3 -"V -; U CAPITAL CITY "WHS COURIER, SATURDAY 'JANUARY a, 1892 i' Me. P.v ' & Vf-V - ft . p F; M1 "? p.. &, j- h : ' 1- rj " t- t ; s, HI VaM K'j6 r ziu 1 eVey - y f Mrs. Graham' Cucumber and Eider Flower Cream Iinnlacoimietlfl In tlio aonsp which tlmt (rm U popularly umnl, hut permanently brautlnca. It orealea ft ort, smooth, clear velvety akin, iml IV llv nan uriiiltially make llin complexion several shade whiter, II la n constant int(cllon from the eirucl of aun nml wind mill prevent siinhiirn awl (rookie, mill blackheads will never vomn whlloyuii imolt. Itcloanaeatlie Turn far let ter than aonp ami water, nourishes and build up llio iklu llsmci mul thin prevent tliu for mation of wrinkle. 11 Rives tlio freshness, clcnrnei ami aiiiuotlini-a ol fWIii tlmt J on had when a Utile Rlrl. I'.vcry lady, ouitu of oidoos.hltouolt,altKlvea more youth ful appearance to any holy, mul tlmt oriiiii nently. It contain m aohl, powder, or nlkiilt, and I a harmless a dow uml n unurlshliiK MdowUlo tho llowor. I'rlcn aW.OO. Auk ynuritriiKKlot for It. HAMI'I.K IIOTT1.K mulled frooto itnyluty on rocolplof ID cent lit slump to pay Tor pontngomul iinoklnu. jnly Aitonls wanted. Mm. ticrvBlno ilmlimn, "llcnuty Doctor," 1RI IHxt Btrvot, Had Kram-lico. All the lemttiiB Lincoln ilrugll noil It, 'H. T, Clarke Drug Co., Lincoln. WIIOIiKHAIiK AUKNTH. ,t. ho vml NTS per pack, mtiw stamp, for oiin or iimny liemrmlH't' that the bet route to Chicago from Lincoln (through Omaha) In via the " llock Inland." The Dining Car are all new dud elegant f the nerrlce everybody known 4m the bent in the United Sfatcn. Have newer and better Weepers, handnome Hay Coaches, bent Reclining Chair Cam, anil the train is new and the hnndttomest that run from Lincoln to Chicago (via Omaha) If you want to be convinced of thin fact, atmiHire it with other -catted first-class linen. Ticket for sate by CHAS. ltUTHKKFORD, City J'aHHenyer Agent, In the Hotel "Lincoln." PMtTftfoaea to John huurruK, O. V. A. C.. R. L I P, K. K.. CMmco, nd rwflrr, twXant l1. His SlokNl dnkot oanfi you rr imiulW TKN UKNTS prt pack. wta Ump. tor oun or nuuy. Ltdics' and Children's Pair Cutting and Shampooing I Sptcilltj, SALIESTERFIELD'S BURR : BLOCK. l4Mll IIm Dr. Le IXio's Parlollcal FlUatrom lrU, Krmice, I'hat poalttvely re Have iupprMtont, monthly ilerangemcnti id Irreiularltlet oauseit by cold, weakness, keek, unemlm or itonerut nervous tletillity. Tm large proportion of Ills to which ladles na Bslaaea are liable la the direct reanlt of a dlaorUered or Irreeular inenitruntlon. Hop raaalona continued result In blooU poltonlng rqalokcontumptloi. V pnakavo or3 for Aent direct on receipt of urtco. Mold Lincoln by II. W. Urown, drugKHt. BE A MAN APflLO WAS A KRFECT MAN. NWMT W KMI-aUTMILItl M Wall M aaiaMt wn ik kattaaM Mais wi ut aaj u tuta w in u a. InnlUI aaa RUII i aaTIeMMIaaUrMU. YIUNI MEN 0R6LI. naatiat mm aaaTooa aw. mutt, mo at run llaa : rkntMl IstMtM. HtaUl rrr, Maataa Plaaital. or aarnaaeiai. wBAcaiM,aaka wwini ta rnratsr uaxra aaa hiu TirauTT ai vraeaa I, Mm frUe aa fatwt el muau. claim by years ol practice by axcluilva Biathorti a uniform MMatM.TrWrNIM"ln treat- all Mwm. WtakauiM and UUaaaelltta. Tritlmonlall from M Htatae and Terrltortea. MM HEW viii m itmjrt. aaaiea, pom pal J. (ora limliMl llm; aalaaaUaaa tm SeM taiAT LIT KISTOUa aa tkaauaal a taalliaalila AAAwtmm at aatta tarvs.ni; Kf.riyA Loo.aurrAi.o.ii., IVK SDCHM. IHwtalMoto to JOSH Siuiatim. O.T. A. &! -M VMnw. I. WW,TV( WH1I I-. daak of eant ou arary handled. ar law. twt ur wuv lilNCOLN imtitvtb or rwaaxauir, ajMeiaaad , CoSaaatataa 4 TriftwrHls. la the beat and larfaat Wt. atfl Studanu In ulMdua, lt 8tlate prepared or bytnaaa In fiuai 3to P. AUMIHWU laCHtlT. OMI H!UliCUUII -3. eatataaua, eoliaaa journal, sad m ainiai auaraa ih aani I fti mmmuHkiy, eeat treaty addrmlng Hi JJWMMK BOOSE. LlaU. Neb. a If '5flll h MWw 11 1 1 l oar I .1 l U "I aWsf V.,"J aMamlaBl Mfu&ef A TIHAL, curm Jt'inir. -voutii at ua. 0iH'-Tlin'linit!S ' tnulrtnnil, U l'in- Ynii kIuIi', In )niir youthful muita, I klM tint I mil Irnli'nt with ymitli. t'liiifeiw- Youtlil-)i-llini Ullivlritlli. Uupld ii Ilii'hT Ho liritvc mul toll tne nIL Youth- No lump irim llitlitvil In tlio hnll Ami, Miiliillint In the iliirktiri, tlier. I liciiiil it kti'p i:iHn ll'v "li'lr. I liml no tlmn fur M'conil thoilijlit, Ho forthwith In my nrint I tnimht Tliooiitllnril form which I hrllovrd To ho llm ilmnarl who rwolvril My oit)' tliouuht. I kluncil her lirow Tho ivrollrctlon pnltm mo now) For hy koiiiii turn of horrid vhnnoa I klxKiil tlio chloitt of hnr nnnti A miilil of fortyfor Onplil- Ilnr.l fntnl Ho on -why ito)nn henllulo? If on tli-A ml pro I found tlnintocxplnln, 'I'hnt kl uiifl wanted Imck nunln. Hut limit oil ron lirrr () joh.iIiiI.iI Hho'x wrluklril-iiKly mul nho pnltiUt Bho uokiMl to.) much Cnphl Hut you iiiunt not Krrp whnt you iwi wioiujly Ifot. You iiiunl rutiirn It. Voulh- Merryl Ccnso Cupid Itcturn It to her liy her nleco. -fhivtit Mcotl Mlno In Llf. .MiikhiK n Wy. "Say, diupplu, old fel, how In tlio delict ftro wo over to Kt ncruHt IIiIm Iw.wtly mud dy Btrcctr" "I'll novnli wy uiiythliiK iiKiilimt liullii wcnrliiK trailing xklrtH aualn, my di'iiL boy."-l.lfo. "No Clinr." "Wellr" iiniltil tlioilvtcctlvofrotu hrnil quartern who hail climbed tlnvu pairs ol KtalrH un (IrNwnld Htrcot In rcMpouso ton call from un Insuruncu ollko. "Why I Kavo a triiuiplsh looking folio. n quarter to trhiK npHOiuuconl,unil lioluni Mtirruly Konuwlii'ii I nilsscd tuy Hpuctnclc,' replied tliutitii'tit, "Gold Itowedr" "Yen. I HiippoHo liu could bcII tliotn fin bout it dollar." "I know whero thoy nre." "You dof" "Yes on your forehead." "UlesH luel" K'ttiH'd tlio iitfcnt as ho pnl bis hand up. "So they nrut So they .in Well, well, but I must 1m Retting niisciit, tulndell You needn't nrrest tho party." "No." "It nofins that ho sluiply Intended to tak them, but had no show." "1 MO." VJtiHt rejiort 'no clew mid sco that tht paier don't get Hold or It. That V all Wonderful how mimrt you detective nro II unraveling niyhturlouii canea! I must reall) apeak u word In favor of tho depurtmenl omoday. If tho man had actually takut thorn I believe you'd havo arrested him Bomo ttiuu or other. Good day." Detroit Frco Press. Not Kindly ApproprUte. A good utory U told of a Chluaman who U cmjiloyed w u cook In a California fain liy. lie recently saw In it coufectloucr'i window n Iiuko cake, on which -.viw u motto made of frosted sugar. And know liiK that his master mul mistress woro verj rellKlous, beiiiK especially given to reading tho Bible, he determined to givo them a pleasant Htirprlso by making n cako with a text from tho lliblo on it. Hu wasn't verj familiar with tho Ulble, but he hupiiencil to havo some tracts In his room which con tallied numerous "texts," and he conclud cd to ubo ono of these. So ho went to work, mndo it most lieautiful cake, and with truly oriental imtlcnco emblaioncd It with s text. Hut tho feelings of tho family tnu) be ImngliiMl when John proudly placed hit mimterpleco on tho table, and thoy read ou it theso words. "Ye generation of vlpora. who hath warned you to Deo from tht wrath to comer" New York Trlbuue, Tha Cause of Cobweba. Tho celebrate I Kuglish (xiet Drydcu had wife who was ambitious to write poetr) aa well aa her hiulmnd. So she shut lie alf up In her apartments tu compose versea Bad to say, the servants took advantage ol ber absence to neglect their work, and Dry den was mortified to bo obliged to rocelvi hie friends In it room which plainly showed their carelessness. "Mrs. Dryden," cried he In a rngo afto the gentlemen had gone, "I dcslro you wil. write no more outry, madam." "Why so, my dearf " nuked the good hu mored lady, "Uccause," cried ho, "I notice whenevo we both write poetry at the same tlmo tht apldera IniiutHllately U-glu to spin cob webs." Hurpor'a Young People. Just aa l-'atal. Flggs The coroner's Jury found that Hnyrich died from a blow administered by himself, Dlgga How In the world could that ban becnf Flggs Ho blow out the gas. Now York iterant. Found Dead. Harrlgan Did you read about the organ grinder who took out the Stratum waltcu and put lu Wugnerr Uetlly-No, Did the police Interfere r Harrlgan Certainly not; he was quite icml when they found him. New YorJc Herald. Exactly. Ur. Dl.tckhllU (displaying his collection f Indian curios) That Is it specimen of the war paint of the Sioux. I brought It whe-i 1 came homo from my last trip. Fair Visitor Ah, yes, I see: sort of 3loux veneer. Boston Post. A Scapegoat. "What Is the matter, dearcstr" "Some (In awful's happened, mamma. " "Well, what is It, swecthcartJ" "My d doll baby got away from mi and bwoked a plate out lu the iMtutwy.'1 Harper's Young People. No Hope. Ue was warned against the women Bkv was warned miulimt the man. Aad ef that won't wake a weddta, W'y.t bay's nothlu else that can. -Jamee Wbltoomb RlVaV. MR, AND Mdt, DOWSEfl. Tho llciul of tlir llouan 8tiitvcs lllmtclt lr lli ir to IDrtlilfl M Vtilitl, "What hiivoyougottlietor" qll Mn llow.Hcr, (is her Ili'JN lord inadi it display o itNinall patkyu wjin ho cnr. Uimo tli other evening. "Mrs. lloA'wr," ho replied, "dkl you rrm of that nine In Troy whero a hwiUtr cut custotuiT slightly on tlio cheek mid hedkl of blood polxonlugf" "No. Hay, you'tt ru mul "4 nnothe. shaving outlltl" "Another When did I over liaoonor "You got one two or threo years ngo li Detroit, and howilld von coiuooiit with It Mr, llowit't', jou do tlio most foolish thlugi of iiuy ins 1 1 I ever heard of In nil my llfol' "I do, ehr Is It foolish for mo to want ( avoid blood (silmmlng by shaving myself to nay nothing of tho enormous saving a money? Yet, I did get an outfit In Do trolt, but I hud n 1mII on my nrtu atx couldn't handle tho raror." "Anil you mil yourself mid prnnc uroiiiid tiiul wlumped until tho nelghlmn thought we had a tiro. How much die this outfit cost?" "Only ten dollars." "Ten jlollui'H ihrown right nwny." "Is Itf l-et's sco about that. Ilnvlni my own outllt I can sliavo dally. That'i 70 cenU n week, or fcJ.80 per month. Seem, to me that $11 per year Is worth saving. It the twenty years I havo been shaving I could havo saved tho trlllo of (080. When nro you now, Mrs. Ilowsorf" "Just where I was before. You'll shavi oiico and that'll end It." "Will IU If that's your opinion I havoi great surprise in storo for you. I'vo ben taking lessons of n barlcr on how to hnnilli tin.' razor, mid I can shavo clean In exactl) four minutes. Kaslcst thing in tho worlo when you know how, Just think of tht CSO I havo thrown nwayl" "Well, I siipiwso you'll try It In splto i anything that I can say, hut I shall declltn to Iki held responsible for any trouble." "HeHponsllilo! Trouble) How could i hold jiii reMpouslbler And what troubli can tlieiv inr" "Why, that tlmoin Detroit you nluiool ton1 tho hoimo down hoeauso you cut youi ear '' "IVhiIiI I wiih probably joking. Don'' reineinlicr n thing about It." After dinner Mr. llowser took u bowl m hot water and. started up stairs, saying it Mrs. Dowser as he went: "lletier time me by tho clock. I may Is six iii'xeveii iiiiiiutes this time, but Ill In right on tick tomorrow night." "Let's seel" ho mimed as ho opened tli box and stood before tho gluts. "The lh'. thing U to lather, of course. That's as eiu. w niui ik on iiok. '';7 '"';' com fin t, thWIs. Hanged If I don't believi i .v . I . nt. I . , , , in . 1 I shall want to shave twice a day I" ! Mr. Dowser decided to put on plenty ix lather, He put it on hisvhiu, cheeks, nmii forehead, cars mid throat, and more or lent fell on tho carpet. When he had latheric until both arms ached, and no more Wuiilr tick to him, ho picked up tho razor an.' chuckled: "I Just hold It with threo lingers, thli way, mid lay it on my cheek this way, anc iiiovo it gently down. A child three yean old could do that. I'll lIiow Mrs. Dowsei a trick or two before I'm through. Gocc woman, but she thinks she knows It all Razor Just slides" M r. Dowser gave it Jump and at the saint instant ho saw tho lather stained will blood. "Don't amount to anything Just tin bead of it pimple!'' ho whispered to him acir, "ltailer told me " keep my am stiff, and 1 forgot. Can't expect to get tht hang of It In ouo minute, you know. , little mora lather." He lathered away until It began to drop off, and then picked up tho razor again. "Mr. Dowser, what's tho uiattorr" called Mrs. Dowser us she kicked on the door. "Nothing!" ho answered. "Then what are you jumping around u forf I thought you'd shako the chund-a llcrsdowul" "The blamed thing must have slipped oi. mol" ho growled as ho returned tothoglom to survey the cut. "Probably didn't hole it exactly right. Aht that's more liko tti way tho harU'r told mo to hold It. Norr then, take It easy till you get tho hang ot It. May be ten minutes this time, but at the next occasion I'll" "Mr. Doser, open this doorl" calhc Mrs. Dowser from tho hull. "W what do you w-wautf" ho gusped. "I want to know what, all this swearing and kicking over thochairs means! Didn't I tell you how you would come out!" "You go away! I'm all right! It wu the man next door you heard!" Mrs. Dowser heard a yell and started foi the stairs. She met Mr. Dowser half woj up The lather was (lying about nndtti blood streamed down on his shirt bosom and his eyes were as big as onions. "Well, dldu't I say sor" she demanded. Her words brought Mr. Dowser to him self, lie turned back, beckoned to her U follow and its they entered tho bedroom ht silently pointed. Tho razor lay on tho floor the howl was broken in three pieces anc thertt was lather everywhere. "Wellr she Inquired, as she picked 1 three towels and placed two chairs on tbe'n legs again. "Womaul" he hoarsely whispered, "thli Is too much." "Why, what have I donor" "Sure! Done! look at mo!" "Yes, but you tried to shave yourself." "But who dragged mo Into it?" "Mr. Dowser, you certainly can't blatit me. I told you lieforo you" "That's enough! This Is tho limit! I understand it all, and cau see just how you planned It! It is not your fault that I did not cut my throat and that you are not now a widow! Mrs. Dowser, leave me t myself I 1 have some papers to look ovo before consulting a lawyer tomorrowl" M. Quad In New York World Where Kcouoiuy (leglaa. 'Hlft-- V . vsmujf-T&i. 'fljifcf:.!; ME!?-Vm mcjm HuslwiHil -We mint economize! Wife Wen, dear, what dp you want o give upr New York Press. '').! J 1 t . tww .jl-xtti . t j i if h lluw the NUng Tin iiir, "Chalk Your list," Orlulinited. This Is said to liavu como from n literal Illustration of tho words. In tho days prior to railroads "Admiral" IteciHdo wan tho owner of various lines of Unge roaches. Much of Ills llfo was passed In Washington. At tlio annual adjourn tuuut of congresfl ho would jmxs his friends of tho hottso ninl Hcniito ho vns well acquainted with nil tho prominent IMilltlcluns of his era over niiy Rtiigti lino ho controlled. Ho would say to it member from Kentucky, for instance, "I suppose you nro going back to Louis ville mid I'll pass you through tuy stage." Wliou ho wns nsked how, his reply would be, "Qivo mo your hat." Taking it he would mnko it cabalistic mark on tho hat bund, impoHsiblo to counterfeit, and return It, saying, "Tlmt will servo your turn; nny of my ngents will recognize that nnywhero, and won't recolvon cent from tlio man whoso hat is so marked,' IluciUido was right. His factors always acknowledged that hieroglyph. Tho thing bocamo so common that ninny at tempts wero mndo to itnititto it, but the culprits woro invariably detected mid compelled either to leave tho stage or pay their fare. In tlio south mid west "chalk your hat" long signllled what the east styles deadheading. How to I'roiioiiiii-H Hoiiib Common Word-.. Off of, not iiwf. Ostrich os-trltch, not os-trldga. Parent jxirc-ont, not jkii"- ent. Patent iMif-ent, not jxi-tent. Quay key, not as spelled. Uiidlsh ns siwlled, not mMsh. Itesort rezort. Resound rozottnd. Uespltc rci-pit, not as spelled. Itotit (a party; and to rout, to defeat) should bu a pronounced rowt. Route (a road) root. Saunter sdu-ter, not I suwntcr. Satiiiige wiir-sage, not sos- j sage, nor wis-sage. Seamstress sem stress. Shho sheer, not as spelled. I Shone shon, not shun, nor as spelled. I How In ltllivn Coiml Hint Thirst. I Drop a half dollar in lemon juice or, peppermint es.-etice and roll it in the ttwtiitli A uiilliitin if fnx.li titllf mltiiil ...w.... ,... ...v.. w. .u.. ...... ....t. bout ill the mouth gives great relief to . on some people. How tn Ht'iiiovo Slilno from lllnck Silks ninl DIhudiiuU. Lay tho garment on a tablo and with a flannel wet in elder vinegar rub tho shiny places well until they havo disap peared. It does not matter how ,wet tho garment gets. Hang it up in tho shade to dry, and tho shiny gloss that made a new garment look old will havo disap peared, leaving it as fresh and crisp as if just from the storo. Tho same place will never require another treatment. This is only suitable for black silks and fine black diagonals. How to Kn-nlmn ami lloaloro Velvet. Velvet can bo washed if soiled and re stored to its Hist freshness by putting a hot iron bottom upward with a wet towel folded in several thicknesses over it and then passing the velvet with the pile up over it slowly back and forth until the steam has lifted tho pilo to its proper position. After tho pile is all raised lay the velvet on a smooth placo where nothing will touch tho pilo to flatten or crush it down and leave it to dry and when dry it .will bo liko new. How to llebnto Scripture Queatloiia. First of all, agree with your opponent as to tho rule determining tho meaning of words. If you cannot settle that, yon cau never sottle anything. How to Mnko Kyclnalir Grow. Every night just before retiring rub tho edges of the eyelids with a prepara tion made of one part of vnselino and two parts of oil of cajeput. This can be obtained of any druggist. Thirty or forty drops and half as much vaseline is enough for it year. Keep it tightly corked. The same preparation will pro mote the growth of the eyebrows, and experiment might prove it good on bald heads its well. It is ve'ry stimulating and nourishing. How to Aililrma Curd a at Invitation. Before the free delivery system p-e-vailed in American cities it was tho c torn to take invitations to balls, partiej and weddings around and deliver each one at the door of tho iiersou invited. This is still tho custom in some of the I cities, but it does not prevail to any ex J tent, as the postal free delivery answers I tho ptiriose quite as well, and the old ' stylo involved a great deal of unneces sary labor. Under the old custom, the cards of invitation were placed in un en velope upon which was written "Mr. and Mrs. John Smith." No directions woro added, aa every one in town knew where every one else lived. This is still tho custom with regard to tho envelope holding tho cards. Dut now, when they are sent through tho mails this envelope is placed in another ono which is sealed. and on which is written the full address, with street number and name of the city. It is usual to preserve invitations, for awhile at least, and tho outside en velope is discarded, as tho postofllce marks and canceled stumps do not look neat in it card basket in the reception room, and besides this, if thero bo only one envelope, and it bo sealed, when this is broken theft) is nothing in which to preserve tho cards of Invitation. How Mnla May He Detected. Many mothers might bo sparod great anxiety by knowing tho special signs that go to show what the dlseaso is that has attacked her child, and while no ar bitrary rules can be given, the following descriptions may prove of great help: Measles begins like a cold, with Intenso smarting of the eyes and tears stream from them constantly, and there is much headache and pain in all the bones. The eruption in measles is of a sort of pur plish red, and lumpy and blotchy in patches, the skin having a mottled appearance. NEW lliffnArtCiwiY- jujnxaXDA.iJ)fiiii.iM'i,icg WILNCOW f.OO(Pf).O.n -.Hcd , Formerly of HUFFMAN & R1CHTER. 1039 0 STREET. NEW LOCHTON, LEAVE YOUR ORDERS WJTII US FOR-- ICK CREAM F.OR SUNDAY DINNER I AND THEY WILL RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION. Sutton & Hollowbush Makers of Bon Bons and Chocolates.. Also' Delicious Ice Cream and Soda Water. Oltlt-i-, Cor. JIOIIi ami O Ht. I'liono 7111. YhiiIh, kii.i ninl Y Htrenis. famous L'nnon City Coal. SaUft onrself as to rimiin 707. Itlie GENUINE before ordering. Fret Work, Sgreens and Panels CAIHNET WORK OK ALL KINDS TO ORDER. Full Line of Jil HNTELS Alias iD stock ARE SHOWN IN OUR NEW WAREROOMS. NEBRASKA CABINET WORKS, COUNTERS AMD WALL CASES. 1924-28 M Street, P.T.MMJA IUS SPENT as men AS mjm jam IN ADVfcRTOlNG-r TODW rrTJKE55BcN riGURCS TO TELL MS FORTUNE-. Keep YOUR BUSINESS, and, Incidentally, YOURSELF, Before the Public. Don't Dupand on Thorn to Diseovor Yon ! H. W. BROWN URUGGISl HIBOOKSELLER Has the New Books soon as issued. A choice line of Perfumes and Fancy Goods. 127 South Eleventh street. LltfCOLFS NEWEST rA'tr'fif BOARDING DEPARTMENT. We are especially well prepared U board n limited number of horses and having the largefct and tinest equipped Mnblc In the city, can takebcit of care of all horses en trusted to u. Our stable U light nnd roomy with unsurpassed ventilation. All vehicles and harness receive dally cleaning ami always leave the stable In neat, clenit stylish appearance. CAU. AND SEE US.-GIVR US A TttlAL, Telephone 61Q. GOODS. P BARTON EXCLUSIVE Agent for GENUINE Canon City Coal Also llest Orudeiof Hard Coal Please do not be dceclvcd bS Imitations of our THE MORAL IS: AO FINEST ST1BLES W. J. PUATT, 1'roprlotor. First Class Livery Rigs At all Hours Day or Night. Family Carriages,- Gentlemen's Driving Rigs, Etc. Stables 1639-1641 O St .& 7.H a '' -i ?