iTTO! W'VwnrapS? r" T CAPITAL CITY COURIER. SATURDAY NOVFMBKR i.( iHyi I fl AFTER 20 YEARS! Mr. C. M.Marshall of Lincoln, After 20 Years of Suffering, is Cured by Dr. Dennis, the Catarrh Specialist. Mr. Mnrrhnll lives nt 1504 Vine street and I now engaged with Mr. F. I'. Law rence, ttorngc and trnnsfer. lie ny: "For more limn 30 years I Imvc Miffoml with What the doctors called Catarrh ol the middle car A constant very often slve discharge kept coming out. As It flowed over the healthy surface of the ear on the outside It poisoned It and caused It to become very soi e and much swollen; my hearing was very poor on that .side. I dcspalied of ever being cured, as I had consulted many good doctors. About a month ago I placed mv case In Dr. Dennis' hands and to-day I ant well. I will gladly explain my case to anyone and will recommend Dr. Dennis to all who may suffer as I have." A Boy Cured. Mr. T. D. Cokely, who lives at 2322 South 8th street, Is employed as head car penter at the asylum, U an old and res. pected citizen. About a month ogo he brought his son Johnnie, ten years old, to Dr. Dennis for treatment for Catarrh. The boy suffered Intensely from the disease lit its worst form. Mrs Cokcley, In speak ing of his case this week said: "There Is no doubt but Johnnie is wonderfully improv ed; he has no bad symptoms at all any more and we arc more titan pleased with the results and very thankful to Dr. Dennis." 'C. Warren Dennis, M. D. Eyo, Kur, Noso unit Throat Burgeon anil Hpec- ullslln Catarrh, graduate of tlirro medical colleges; 10 years' experience. HiindreilKof cases successfully treated. Charges reason nblo. Consultation rreo. Corrnspomlc-ncu so. llcltcd. Patients nt 11 distance treated by correspondence llcforcnccH, many of tbo bestpcoplo In Lincoln, who have been cured. OlHee.ovt-r First National Jlank, 10th 11 d O. Hours, 0 to 12, 2 to 0. and 7::w to S:30; Huiulays S to S p. ra. EXPENSIVE LIVING ! No matter what othersdo or say, we still give you the Newest and CTIAEC Best Grades of O Li J Lj J At LOWER l'RICES than others. You can save money by buying your Hoots and Shoe of WEBSTER & ROGERS, 1043 O Street. C. L. RICHARDS, ttozesltib" HICIIAIW8 BLOCK LINCOLN, NEHRASKA. REMOVAL .i. Lincoln Shirt Factory To 1402 O Street. In Its now location this establisliment will fauve totter facilities than over for turning out flrst-ela work, and an Increased lino of flouts' Furnishing Goods will always be on solo. To our business lias been added it LADIES' TAILORING DEPARTMENT In which garments of all kinds will tu madr to order and anything from the smallest un Uorgaruieul to the llnost Dress or Cloak will bo skillfully uxciHiU-il and nuido on short notice. In this department we unioloy oiu of the best cut torn itud llttorH In the country lid satisfaction Is gunranteed In every par ticular. Our factory will hereafter be Known as tlio Lincoln Shirt Mfg. Co. A. Katzenstclu, Mr., Manager. Call mid see us. Cor. Hlliund O HI M. SUPERIOR WORK -ao to- SMALL'S Steam Laundry 2014-16 O Street, Office 138 N. nth St. Tele. 579. Leading PHOTOGRAPHER Kllio Hiut Cabinets f.1 per dozen. Hpe lal rales to studonts. Call and see our work. Open from 10 11. in. to I p. in Holiday. Studio, 1214 O Street. t IHMMMtO yrir it hrtiitT mtiV ljr John K, (oudlii,lru,N ,! iLiu. u liftilrr. fun luity li"t nivrr m tuucti.Lul nn Mich yicicitiltktjr hi'W inmin (nmifftu IU ' at Ihv furl, Mini inuir joil go all, Itt'lll inn, ftil H 111 pnr jiim 01 A.irrliM. (DUllll tiilliliiri.ir III Intuit, el V liti D uur itm-v r i'rr im menu onlj t li wi'ik AH U hvm l.iml M H Ut run wi-rktT W tnri tun. fiiriiUltlnft rtriyililnr 1 AHIH .bl'll IHU Irintttl. I'AICllltri.AliH HU1 .. tMrutilonr, bu 1U., li.HII. M', BUM.. $3000: A VI'.AKI I Inl.UI,. I.il.d, llfNclimy lalil) lui. iitf- m r inr,iitt. .. Him irfu irmi tnl Mlili-.ani who, .nrr fii.1rurllon.HiU wuik liiilii.lilouilr. Flmtw In .!. lkrr ll.lih.hJ Ihillal. Yrftrliillirlr -nn lu.allllra.ttlii'rr.arllirt li.r I Mlllal.nriirnl.il fh. UtuttluiiAryiiint-iriitriitjil mIiMi urn 1 mi mi 11 ilmiitiiii urn No nioiirv fn. tin-null .. .in, i.rut 11 1 atn I tt.(l) wii-l iiulihlv Irariml. I il..irt lint nut Miilkrr llulil m li lilt ill I . r i iiiill I lia.vAlrrtiljr KUtflil mul -rulMril Mil -rull-lril Willi I llil li I Inl III N ll-IF u.rr JlltMla a rail, lla.M W uuhiIht. h ar. making uvrr f ailrMI a .a 111 HOI. I It. I nil ..,llr..r. Kit I'.l 21 Nlll.l II. lull ...llr..r.KII I'.l .il.lii...lnt, . Alil.l.N. !.. 4UO. 4iil lata. Alnliii- J&tfc&c Wk So llntt) ft, "Sim may be well educated, m you say, but she uses very singular expressions," "She does?" "Yea. Yrnterdny, for Instance, she spoke of a musical concert." "Wasn't that correctr" "Certainly not. It wasn't necessary to Mymus!:allu speaking of n concert. A concert must bo tnusleal." "Must, ebf Well, I've Ik-cii at some that were not." Now York Press, A Warning. Tiirkov Sjiv. viiunir mnn. do von oxneet to celebrate TiianksKlvliiKf xoiiiik .Man .No o, I I tiess not. Turkey Well, all rlKht. I Just wish to remark that 11 "word to the wisu Is mifll cieut." Kxeliange. A I'atlent Mother. Did you ever see a ninnll boy or (?lrl either, for that matter who didn't ask questions!1 Of course you didn't, unless you wcro born blind. It was a boy In this Instance and be waa with his mother In the waiting room of tho Irtish street station half an hour before train time. Ho had exhausted nil the sub jects HUUKcstcd by his BiirrouiidliiKs mid comu down to himself. "Mitininu," he said, "why wasn't 1 11 lit tle ulrlr" "Really, Freddie, I can't tell you," she answered kooiI naturedly. "If I'd been a little girl I wouldn't have been a little boy, would If" "No, Freddie." "I couldn't be both unless I was twins, could If" "Scarcely." "If I'd been a little Klrl, mamiim, I wouldn't have been a man when I growed up, would If" "No; you would have been 11 woman." "Is 11 woman a crowed up little glrlf" "Yes." . "Do all little Klrls urow up nnd bo worn enf" "Unless they die." "Do little boys die toof" "Some of them." "Dothem tlmtdon't grow upto lw men?" "Yes, Freddie." "Will I be 11 man some day, tiiammnf" "Yen, Freddie, I boposo." "If I growed up to be u woman I wouldn't have whiskers and wear pants, would If" "No." "Why, tnammaf" "Uecnuso women don't do those things, Freddie." "Why don't theyf" "Because they can't." . "Why can't theyf" f "Because they can't." -. "Why not, mamniaf" "Oh, Just because.1' "WhatV because, mammaf" What the patient mother would liavs answered will never bo known, for tho train was announced nnd she hurried out with the kid. Detroit Free Press. Illrrctlons Nut Kxpllolt Kctiii;li. "Well, my boy," said the old gontleiunn, "I understand you've been lighting." "I was in somethluK of a scrap," replied the youth. "Well, I suppose boys will fight, nnd there's no use trying to stop It. You don't look much tho worse for It." "Got olT pretty light, sure," said tho boy. "Lick thj other fellowf" "Well, hardly." "Urn. that's bad. Did you follow you? old father's advice?" "Yes, sir." "You struck the first blow?" "Yes. sir." "And hit him hard?" "As iiiird as I could." "Knocked him down?" "Knocked lilm Hat." "And that didn't end the flghtf" "Well, I should say not." The old gentleman looked puzzled. "That's funny," ho said, "I never knew It to fall when I was a boy." "Maybe, when you were a boy, the other fellow didn't fall on a brick pile and get up with a half brick in his hand nnd chase you a mile. That'll knock most nuy kind of a system silly." Chicago Tribune. Maybo Ho. Mrs. Walmsly Is a widow. Her husband, who was a wealthy auctioneer, died a few mouths ago. Mrs. Walmsly has an Irish cook who got married without consulting that lady. "Bridget, what sort of n man Is that you have married?" "Ho is a very Intelligent gintleman." "Docs ho belong to a good family?" "Iuilaiio ho Ioes. Ho (thrives a coach for wan of tliu lxst families in tho city." "Pshawl A coachman isn't much." "Maybe you're right, Widdy Walmsly, but I'm thlnkin a live coachman amounts to more than u dead auctioneer." Texan Sifting. lln Come. Mr. Plnkhnin How do you do, Mn. Willis? You are the last person I expect ed losco in Florence. Mrs. Willis-Why, If it Isn't Mr. Pink huml Yes, wu are spending the winter here. You must call on us often. You know Just how it is pcrMins wu never think much of while home seem llkodear friends when we meet them in a stranga place. Harper's Bazar. Itooni lit the Tup. Dusty Ithndes Wlien I started out In life I was told there was room at the top, and I found it so. Dogood How was that? Dusty Uhodes It was a back ballroom under the eaves. New York Herald. The NiMirt Out. Clinlly Wheali do you get shaved? Chappie Will you sweah nevah toglvs 1110 away if I tell you a secwet? Cliolly I sweah. Chappie Well, I don't get shaved at all. -Life. Why lli VumM Not. A theatrical manager who hail a limited purse, and cuuseueully a limited com. pany, occasionally coin pel led some of the actors to "double" that Is, play two ot more parts In tlin same piece. "Ianeastcr," bo said ouu morning, ad drt'sslug a very serviceable utility man, "you will have tneuactthrco parts In 'The Silent Foe' tonight Henderson, Uncle BUI and the Crusher." "Can't do It," replied luicastcr; "lin potslble oau't Im done." "You can't do Itf You won't do Itf Whyf" "llwaiiso It Is Imiiosslblr," returned tho luitlguiiiit actor. "No human Iwlug ran play thoHi) three parts at the same time. In the llrst scene of the third act two of them have a light, and the third fellow rushes In and separates them," Detroit Free Press. HtroiiK Measure. a- IllWli I'Jill U aM -J- -'if nffi'r'i. 1 iV "" Converted Sal 'Ave ycr tried 'caplng coals of fire on 'Is 'end? Meg No; I can't exactly say as 'ow I 'ave; but I've tried bllln water often. Loudon Judy. A mil her lllsiipiieiiruiire. A finely dressed man, carrying a gold headed cane and displaying an elegantdlii iiHind pin was about to take a Sixth ave nue train at Chambers street yesterday, when lie Htiildculy made up Ids mind to buy an evening paper, lie snapped his lingers Imperlouslyatatiowsboy, b'tt when he came to pull out his change he discov ered that a two cent piece was the smallest coin in value he hath Tim boy hail Just changed a rpiarter, and was therefore with out pennies. "Well, then, run and get It changed," commanded the gentleman, and he stood at the foot of tho steps while the lad sea 111 tiered away. A second newsboy hud comu up soon enough to take in the situation, and an three or four minutes passed away and the gentleman exhibited strong signs of im patience and anxiety, the other boy ad vanced with a penny In his open palm and said: "That fellow who went fur change has probably fell down and killed lilsself, and not wantiu to take up your valuable time I'll give you the cent and take my chance of collectlu it oil' Ids estate!" The gentleman didn't take It. It slid denly struck him ne must catch the train then rumbling overhead, and he disap peared upstairs so swiftly that tho boj with tho cent looked all around to dee what had become of him. New Yoik Evening World. Calmitil Itnli's -Advice. Everybody knows how busy Colonel Bob Ingersoll Is, but everybody does not know that, 110 matter how busy he may la, lie has always a moment or so to spare to give advice to tho young. Quito u numbci of letters comu to hlui every week, solicit Ing knowledge on almost every subject. Ilecently 0110 of these letters camo to him when ho was head and heels In work, It legau, "Dear Sir Iain broken hearted" Colonel Bob hadn't time to read more, but he made time to return a prompt re ply. Ho wrote: "Mv DltAll Boy In a month from now you will feci only half broken hearted. In six months you won't feel broken hearted at all anil in a year you will probably bu engaged to some other girl." New York Advertiser. N Chime fur Shirking. Stranger How do you remember tho names of all these workmen? Contractor We don't try to. We num ber them. Chalk the numbers 011 their brt-iches. "I should think the chalk murks would get rubbed nlT." "If they lose tho chalk marks they get no pay, and they all understand it." "Humph! Wliere do you put the mark?" "Right where It will get rubbed off if they sit down." Good News. Kept Ills I'.) en Open. An Irish bricklayer was one day brought Into tho hospital severely' injured by a fall from a housetop. 1 The medical man in attendance asked at what time the accident occurred. "Two o'clock, yer honor," was tho reply. On being asked why lie camu to fix tho hour so accurately, he answered: "Because I saw tho people nt dinner through the window as I was coming down." Philadelphia Itecord. (tulliuit to a I'uiilt. Ijoristou, whose gallantry toward tho fair Is proverbial, chancing to meet nn elderly cnquVtle, blurted out, "Madame, you grow yonnger every day!" "M. Loristou, you are making game of me!" "Now, now, don't bo vexed; Instead of every day we'll say every other day; there!" , Petit Parlsien. A IJili-alliill of Kiiiiwleilur. Her Adorer May I marry your daugh ter, sir? Her Father What do you want to marry for? You don't know when you're well oir. Her Admur No, perhaps not; but I know when ou'ru well nlf. Mfe. One Wniiiiiii WI111 C'nu WhMtlr. A woman runs a locomotive on thu Cairo anil Kanawha Valley railnrid In West Yirglul'i, and makes skedule time, not withstanding the impulse she must have to hold up her train at every crossing. De troit Free Press. hlleiiutli nf lluhlt. "Harclay," rdd the wife of tho sick man, "here is the Hev. Mr. Goodman, who baa comu to talk to you." "Did he bring anybody to identify lilm?" Inquired thu bank cashier feebly. Chicago Tribune. No Tl(rgi-I Left. Wife We are going to disband our sow lug society. Husband Why; what W the trouble? Wife All the women in tho parish huvo joined. Cloak Uuview. SOME TACTS ABOUT CHIul II Is tlin I'niirrat nf the Miiulh Atnrrli..' Iteptthllr. (Special (irrissiaileiue.) Nfiv Youk, Nov. I !!. -Of all tlin Month Aini'ilcnn republics Chili is undoubtedly tlio poorest, Though slid Is credited with having tho best gold mines ... thu world, iiunuof thetu aro now In opeiutiou. On account of thu high cost of obtaining thu pihl It Is found morn prolltuhlo to o per nio in nitrate, copper, silver, guano and Hodhi", nil of which aro round in groat abundance. According to tho reports of tho cham ber of cointnerco of Valparaiso Tor 1B1H) tho above named products represented t?5,tiaa,l". Nearly all or thorn were im ported to England, (lennany and Franco. As In most milling countries, thu ground Is rocky nnd sterilo nxcept In tho south, whero tliero wero largo and Tor tile plains of grain producing land, This territory, however, has become uxliatist ed, and agriculture Is consequently 011 tho decline, Last year's wheat product was only aa,()(M,(.00 bushels. Tho Chilian government has become alarmed by this fact, and last year paid tho passages or nearly a5,0G0 farm hands from Germany nnd England with a view to restoring these fields' to their old con dition. Among tho foreign nations which luivo interests in tho welfare of tho Utile republic, Great Britain ranks first, Germany comes next and tho third is Franco. While tlio majority of English and French residents in Chill aro (!iigag(fd iu commerce, returning to their mother country after they have won fortune, tho Germans, who aro mostly tillers of tho soil, remain thero it lifetime. Tho provinces of Vnlvldla, Arauco and I.lun quihuo mo almost entirely populated by Prussians. The interests of tho United States iu Chili aro small at present. Though it la truo that thu 13,000 miles of railway ex tending ovir tho country wcro built by Ainciicau contractors, yet thu commer cial relations between the two countries have not increased and remain iih tliuy have always been, insignificant. England feu) to Chili last year goods to the valuu of f.MI.OOO.OOU and bought $.17,000,000 worth of raw products. Tho Chilian imports from Germany amount ed to $1 1,000,000 and thu exports from Chlii to that country to fi.OOO.OOO. These figures show that whllo England paid to Chili a commercial tribute or f 11,000,000 Germany received the nice- llttlu sum of f!),000,000 from tho tiny republic. Tho United States Mill to Chill goods aggre gating $1,000,000 and buy raw materials worth $I,himi.ooo, thus drawing fj, 110, 000 annually. Tlio bulk of this business is donoliynsinglo New York firm which not long ago was accused or having vio lated tho law or neutrality or tlio United States iu its transactions with tho lato President Balmaccda. Thiers said or tho Chilians that they were thu Prussians or South America, uiul those who know tho two nations any it is itupossiblu to niaku ft moru correct estimate. It is n law or nature that a poor soil with a favorable climato will produce it sturdy and determined race. For over 400 years tho Chilians havo lx.-cu a belligerent nation. They are in defatigable, fearless, proud or their inde pendence and always ready when nn op portunity oirers to go to war and extend their territory. During tho last war with Peru mid Bolivia 1,000 Chilians at tacked 4,000 Peruvians and killed 1)00 of them iu three hours, tho latter being ig nomiuiously lientcn. Had it not leeii for tho interference or the great powers Peru would have sim ply been annihilated. After thu war Peru had to surrender tho rich depart ment of Tarn plica to tlio conquerors, and not being nblo to pay tho war indemnity demanded, was obliged to cedu for ten years tho provinces of Tacna and Arica with nil their revenues. This tonu will expire iu 18011, when tho inhabitants will bo asked to vote whether they wish to belong to Peru or to Chill. At home the Chilian is courteous, hos pitable, generous and extremely formal iu boclal intercourse. Tho lower clnt-sea despise foreigners, and last year's labor troubles iu Iquiquu, Autofagastau and Valparaiso were only suppressed by thu prompt uctiou or tho government. Englishmen and Frenchmen aro most popular, probably because they bring tho most money into tho country. Apart from this the population has never for gotten that Lord Cochrane assisted thCm iu wresting their independence from Peru in ISail, and thu erection of the admiral's htatuo in Valparaiso was 11 mark of grat itudu never bestowed before upon any foreigner iu Chili. Tho government of Chill is more an oligarchy than a re public, us only thu wealthier classes are allowed to vote iu a presidential elec tion. The schools aro not only Tree, but good, and they aro under government control. Iu 1890 as many iih 72,000 chil dren attended hchool. This is a high percentage for a country having only U.012,000 inhabitants. Lii:trr. F. dk TnuMJiKt.-Ct.oTii. Her lli-urt In llrr Thrnitt. ! Pllll.ADl'.f.l'lllA, Nov. 12. ".My heart was iu my throat" is common enough l its a bit of llgurntivo expression, but tho only authentic case 011 record is that of j a brindlo heifer, owned by tho veter inary tchool of the University of Penn sylvania. To all outward appearance hho is simply a well grown yearling, ! with tho gentlest disposition iu tits world, but to thu anatomists and physi ollgists she is a positive wonder. Her heart is actually entirely outside tho bony cavity of the chest an 1 hang-i loosely iu the dewlap, where Its pulsa tions may bo seen through the skin. One may even hold the heart iu hU hands and feel it beat between them. Apparently the animal suffers no incon venience whatever from her queer de foruilty, but eats and sleeps just like any other or her kind. Shu was born in Chester county, Pa , or normal stock. It was supposed at first that she could not live, but she now stands about I feet U indies high, weighs over 2(5') pounds and is perfectly healthy. 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