RbPallAR PAPER of5 A9PERM TIMES " Vol. 6 No 40 Lincoln, Nicukasica, Satuuday, Novicmuicw 14, ISOl. Puioic Fivm Cunts i THE-: qwex It seems Hint I made amlst-iko two weeks ngo In a few conuncutsnlKiut social scuudnN. The Inference I intended to convey wns tlmt consclenclous editors publ Ished 8oii(iittoiinl news of thnt kind lscnuso in doing it they pcrfoiuidl n duty which they owed to the public. Hut, ii h I xnld before, It seems that I was mistaken. Two Lincoln papers which Induce In that sort of thing seem to fool hut t by the statement and resent It with snr castle remarks. I am obliging, though, and quite willing to except those two pnerB. I will admit that It Is not a sense of duty to thu couiinuiilty which luiolls them to revel In scandalous stories, and I leave It to the reading putiilc of Lincoln to draw its own conclusions as to thu real reason. The. afore said two papers iiulto unnecessarily throw out Insinuations as to tho reasons for tho Couitim not indulging in salacious rending, but that made only one more display of their lack of sense. Tho Couiukh has not under taken tho job of reforming tho world and consequently does not have to grovel In mor al Hastiness. There is another nil sutllclotit reason that should bo apparent to anyone except able editors intent on saving their community. Tho Couiueh is a class paper with welt defined limitations, and these smart "Journalists" might just as well throw out their Insinuations about a n agricultural or a sclcntlllo pajwr that doesn't indulge in sensationalism. Tho fact remains that tho Couiukh Is a clean, wholesome paper which may bo taken into the most sacredly guard ed homes without fear of olTouso or contami nation, and u groat many good peoplo In Lincoln nppicciuto that fact. V It is just thirty years since a Gorman named l'hllllp Itelz exhibited a crude tele phone, and now that wonderful Edison is constructing a telephone to catch the noises supposed to Ira going on in the sun. At first blush this will strike tho averngo man as u joko, but Edison never jokes. Ho is inter ested in a company that owns some iron mines In New Jersey. At ouo iolnt they have discovered a body of ore a milo square that probably goes down into thu earth tor n long distance Edison i using this as tho ba sis of his great telephone. Ho is winding many milo of copper wiro about It, which will In due time lie supplied with u (wwerf ill electric current. After llttiug it up with an immense diaphragm ho hopes to catch and register tho noises made by tho explosions supKsed to bo golug on in tho sun. It is noticeable about KJIson that ho is not a boaster and does not make promises that ho cannot fulfill In this cuso ho has inado no promises, but thu meio fact that ho has gouo to an expense of hundreds of dollars on the experiment shows that ho has strong hopes of success. Of course there may be no such noises in tho sun as tho theorists imagine, and even If there are there may bo no other in outer spaces for tho transmission of the sound waves to tho oai tit. So, even if Edi son fails, it doesn't prove that his mammoth telephone win not n successful machine. V Wlillo away from tho city tho other day I met a geutlemau who had recently visited Lincoln Of course I praised tho capital city for iU beauty, Its prosperity and its possession of nil .metropolitan conveniences, but what was my surprise to have thu stran ger turn on mo with tho remark: "Well, you haven't got uny water nt Lincoln." When 1 demanded an explanation of such a bold statement as that ho said: "Why, some of your jicoplo told mo that water was so scuico that thoro is constant danger of your not having enough in your water wot kg in the event of a big lire." Of com so ono has to pity tho ignorance of a person who gets a wrong impulsion like that, but ft suggests another thought. Why should Lincoln peo ple defame their fair city by talking that sort of thing to a stranger) Even if It were truo it would seem as though ordinary sense and local pride would keep a resident from starting a harmful impression that may bo carried hundreds of miles and be disseminat ed among scores of people. We wero talking about Kurox.'un tours the other day when one of tho party express ed a desire to spend two whole months in Home. My friend Quiz turned upon the speaker and In a tone tinged with pity ox claimed: "Two months! Why man, you want at least six to do Home. 1 huvo no pa tience with these Cook tourists who go pranc ing through Europe on thu rush, doing Lou don in a day, l'aris in two, Home in a week and tho whole continent in sixty days. Why, in Italy they are looked upon with contempt. They are sent away up into thu attic rooms at tho hotels, and as tliuy pass along tho na tives ridicule them. Cook's tourists have a mighty poor standing in Euroo, I can tell you. If ieople can't take more time for EurojM) they had better stay at homo." And then hu enlarged on this proHsltiou with as fierceness that would have daunted n timid tourist of thu b"i't hu was lampooning. Now tho trouble with this ordinarily good fellow was that ho took a wrong view of life. In thu llrst place It was his good for tune to spend several years of his young man hood In Europe at an age when impiessious are lasting and when ho was enabled to en joy tho sights and sensations with tho keen est zest. Of course hu could not understand thu Intense longing of other Anieiicans to whom a tour of Europe has been a dream and for years an elusive one. Then theie is another class of peoplo w ho rail at Inn i K'd foielgu trips and announce that they would not uudeitaku such journeys unless they could do It at leisure and hi style. In too many instances it is u case of sour graKH, They belong to the clusi of soplu who decry an educational course short of a college de gree. It strikes mo that this soit of criti cism is unreasonable anil uncalled for. For people who have thu tliuu mid the menus to do Etiniu lelsuiely Cook's tours may not bo B isasr I Sim approved, but there are thousands who mutt make a hurried trip or none nt all. I say take It while tho chance Is own, A few weeks later circumstances may make it im Itosslhlo. It Is ono of thu few satisfactions that such eoplo get out of life. And these superior Mugs who would never do any thing except Ukii n gi and scale might turn their sarcasm on somo subject In need of It. There are many peoplo In Lincoln that have expressed a desire to know something nbout "Credit limine." Its synopsis, scenes of tho piny, where tho plot Is laid, etc. It was with the Idea of sa tlsfylng Itself mid its readers that a letter was sent from the COUIUKH olllce last week addressed to Halt Iaku City asking for a brief description of the play mid its origin. Miss Lillian Lewis gives the following account of the home of Lcnora do Cnstlglloul, the heroine In-. Mars ton's play, "Credit Lorraine." "First you must understand that "Credit Lorraine" is founded on facts In the life of Leiioru the p.trt which I play. IMioru do Castlglloul Is l ho name and of tho character and also thu woman whose life, it represents, and whose nrcer from 1851 to ItitW, or rather to the battle of Hcdam, was nu Important factor in the overthrow of tho monarchlal regime of Napoleon III. Eugene Is jealous. That one-half of the male French population was in lovo with her from Court Horeco de Vlel Castel (who since in his memoirs has ter ribly reviled hoi) down, I thoroughly bellovo. That tho entire female population envied her I nlso believe. Hhe Is today living on tho corner of Hue do la l'alx and l'laco Vonclomo, alone In misery and wretchedness. This sii blimely beautiful creatine, whoso pnluce was tho wonder of France, lives today in daik ness mid solitude. Tim palace she lived in near Autervlllo was the gift of tho cmjicrDr. mis sue sun owns aim an ner income is :e voted to tin keeping up of tho enchanted garden, n gullstuu, ii paradise on u space of three acres, three hundred thousand francs have been spent. An old house that was sit nated in tho center of tho garden has been partly pulled down and transformed Into a Igrotto.Heavy I'ersinu ahd Turkoman rugs nic piled upon the floor. A largo window, with Its blind oj matting partly pulled down, frames as pretty u plcturoof mountain slojcj valley as It is Ksihlo to imagine. With tliu sun shilling it is a glory of golden light of yellow haw. Among lleutlng, fleecy clouds, it is as if the sky had opened and one wero catching glimpses of the blessed abodes. a. Over tho walls of tho grotto rose bushes have been trained; not one, but a dozen varieties. There aro so many of them that they make a solid wall of flowers. Nature once fostered Into stronger life hits been judiciously left to do (ho rest. Thoro aro no Newport baskets, no fttnturtio designs in parterres, no carpet patterns and no mono grams on tho lawns, Pan is ruler of It all and rules ft like a despot, but it gentle ono. This garden fomiH thu background of the llrst sceiiu of "Credit Loralne.'' Tho action takes place In tho mirror salon or the Castl glloul, the bay-windows of which allord u commanding view of the garden. The luxur ious extravagance of the woman was bound less. As lor dress well, I'll tell you. I found a photograph of La Castigliuui in I'm is, mid went at once to Worth to have the dress she wore repi educed exact in every particular. I ware that in the llrst act. If you ever visit l'aris be sure and get a card entitling you to a visit to the home of ha Castiglioni," Sllxerwuie I'lee, From time to time the CoL'itiKU has sug gested to Its readeis tho impoitnuco of buy ing dry goods and groceries at L, .Meyer & io s om rename storu on 1 entti near U street. We have alwnvs contended that to tilnen your orders thoro for anything in their line would lie a houetlt to you and now more than ever can this fact bo fully demon strated. This llrm not content in making prises lower than all couietltlon, now an nounces that they will give each customer making a cash pni chase a couJoii to the val ue of ten er cent ot (hu amount of their lull chase, whether It. is ten i-hiiIk or nun him died dollais, Tnese coupons me redeniuiblu In silverwnru which they mark down In pi ice twenty to (hli ly per cent less than Its in dliiai i retail valtlu. iy I his means custo mers stem e an average discount on their geu- JH1 -yiHJ eral purchases of from twenty to thirty per cent, nt the same time securing tin elegant and useful hoii'eliold necessity. This certain ly Is mi excellent oisiituiiity for customer to get line silver" iireof most any kind free, (In mound and let this eutei prising house ex plain how they do this. The Idea Is a good one ni'il when you once have seen tho beaut I fill wares It will bo of snlllclent altiactloli to hold your patronage. Tneir prices on dry gtxsls and groeeiles are not to bo compared with competitors and you always get gen tlemanly attention and just what you pay for and in this instance ten Hrent mote. Wlint Simp Van Do. "I tell you what, there Is nothing I like bo well as n good dousing In soapsuds." St A "W-u-o-wl I got soap in my eyo that time." "Confound Itl Where's that towel f It must have dropped on tho floor. Heavens! this agony Is awful." if lJ jl EOfrffi ran I i ! ir i, "Sh 1" cs-7ArtH ti3J oft 1UJ Lwfpr i tftyrf?iiW'"i'-.-r 1 "Hal I have It nt .n y ! .11. ,. . ,, ,4 ....... ... ,, , ,. i 'Now I know how a blind man will feol when tho world comes to an end." Smith & Gray's Monthly. Two of n Kind. Johnnie Hello, Tommle, what does your mother give you for ctittin that klndlln wood? Tommle (cheerfully) Not bin. Johnnie Is that all? Tommio Yes, but sho gives mo some thing If I don't cut It. Johnnie Whntf Tommio (significantly pointing over lib thoulder) See that strapr Johnnie Ugh! Got ouo like It in our woodshed too. Detroit Freu I'P'hh. Hud Hint Cold. "I hear you fought a duel with I'jrKer." "I did." "Weren't you afraid to stand up beforo a loaded pistol f" "Not with I'arker holding it. I'm in sured in Ids company." Harper's Iiazur. Aiiriil iitle lift City Diillleatlo. New York Lady What would you sug gest for u lilithilny present for a servant? Jeweler A locket Representing tho earth Inclosed by a fence. Jewelers' W'cokly. Forced to It. Undo Ebony It looks ter mo powerful Kke I'd hab to git married, sah, unless loiuethiiig happens. Chubberly Unless what, uncle? Uncle Ebony Unless I gits a (olahly tlo :eut suit o' clothes from a gentleman of ibout your slzu, sah. Clothier and Fur llsher. A Wide Margin. Tailor How wide it collar shall I put ou four overcoat, slrf Customer Make it so wide that when 1 suss you on the street I can turn Itunso rou won't rccognUo mo. Clothier and r uriilsher. IliMt Will rtvimi Tliniii. Actor 1 have worked hard to please the people. I linvu tried everyihlnii in the Mlstuess, but l hey won't, be pleased. Manager I lave you tried going out of '.ho buslnessf llrooklyn Citizen. Wedding Invitations Wessel Printing Co. IHpcolal Counted Correspondence.! Nkvv Yoiik. Now", IMU.-Thu new plas produced iluilngtho week are "The Man wUli a lliindied llciiil," which broughtout Henry E. Dlxey In anew toloat lleiriiiann's l'hea tie, and "Mis Holjett," at the Hlnr (loth are pioductsl under the management of Mr. Charles Finliuinii, and both are good Tor long tuns "The Man with a Hundred Heads" Is a veiy funny play, and was an un inlstakublesuecessthellist night, but when Mr. Dlxey shall have elaboiated Ills pint, It will bo the best thing he has ever done. Mr. Fi oilman's company as usual lild excellent work, Mis. Sydney Drow, a daughter of .Mr. Mclvee Hanklii. making the stiongust kind of a hit. ".Miss Helyett, a three-act owivttn by Ed mund Atidran, words by Maximo llouehoron, was llrst produced at the llouiros-I'nrlslonsnt l'aris, November i, 18IKI, ami was so success ful that It Is still i mining there. The llrst English erslon adapted by F. C. Iliirnaud was done in tandou, July '1, 18111, and is still running at the Criterion. On Tuesday Mr. David ilelasco'sAineileanlzatlon, retain ing tho original title, made quite as big a siiecf.sN as It did either in l'aris or Indoii. The story of the play, as told by Mr. llelas co Is very droll and nt tho same time pretty. Tho place is n tourists' resort In the I'yren lies Helyett Hinlthson, an American Qiia keress, with deniuro manners but roguelsh tendencies, is theie with her austere father. Other vlsltoi sure a French dancing master and a bevy of girls, who ate prepaiing to take part in a charity entertainment. A professional danseiise has la-en engaged, Uny and the nliall- shocks the two Quakers. Hut they soon have on hand aillirercnt mission of their own. That Is tho quest of the man who although they don't know him, is the only man on earth who Helyett ought to marry. This conceit Is what gives oddity to tliecomo ly. The girl goes out for n mountain wnl't alone, and kh.u returns to tell that she tum bled headlong over a cllir and was caught In a branch of a tree, where she hulig misdciiiI ed gracefully but Indecorously, until a man loscucdher fiom tho undignified predica ment. Houeherondidiiot hesitate to make the girl and tho icscuer, an nitlst, describe (be sight In a manner which although It aimists mid delights Fails, would ollond Aliiei leans uniiardoiiably. The more polite llvliti'-o lias loft tho partlculai-s lo the linngl nation of tho nudienco, for it Is only told that the Quakeress was so ashamed ol her mlsad veututo that she hid her race fiom the stran ger. As for him he pictures the accident In his sketch Ismk, besides keeping It vivid in his mind. He Is an Ameilcan iiud a former plajnmtoor Helyott, but for a u lulu long enough to serve the merry and sentimental purposes of the play neither suspects that tho other was n participant in the mountain encounter. Tho old QuakVr i igldly lives tin ,.. .. i.i. .. i , ,.., . . . . .' i.i it innin vi iiiw. in ii. in social ncccpisor IIIS on composition, mid has taught his daugh ter to guide heisolf by them too. Accoidlng to on? of his dogmas, a gill must endeavor to become the wife of the eligible mini who til st holds her in his aims, even though it be a chance love. As formulated by Ilonelicr on, tho tenet Is made applicable to a case of such exposuioas ho esjieclally Imputes (o (ho unlucky little tumbler, llelasco makes tho father equally slrenucus, but on grounds that nerd not be blushed at by (he listeners, and thosubsiqiient hapeiilngs ate associat ed with ns Quakers hunt for the hero, who Is with (htm nil the time, ami In lovo with the girl nil tmily. "Miss Helyett" would do veiy well without any music, but It Is essentially a light opera af(er all. Tho cast supplied bv Manager Froliiuan was excellent, and al though .Mis. 1a'Ho Carter was put forward us one ot the company she was conspicuous as the star. On Monday, Augustus Thomas' "Alabama" began a run lit l'almer's theatie, and demoli sh atcd Its right to occupy a place in (tie fiont nnkf native plnjs. it Is a capital play In every i cspect. As it study of life in iigieat Southern state It Is faithful, aiuus. lug and picturesque, Thu quaint Characters aiegenulnutyiM'j, land nre freo from that gioterqui-ness which often spoils tho endeav ors ot it writer to depict a certain elasc of isvoplo. In his character draw lug Mr. Thorn as has been uirtlcularly happy, mid from Col. 1'iestou, tho old aristocratic planter, down to tho antiquated coloied servant, (ho chaiaclers aro lb inly but most delicately sketched. The plot, too, Is Interesting and sustained, and the construction Is according to the most accepted methods ot stage wilt ing. "Alabama" Is a pinery native work, and shows what it wide and entertaining Held Is open lo (he writer of plays dealing Hlth American subjects. No praise what ever is duo A M. l'lihuer for bringing it out, for although he now makes great pretence about fostering (he Aliieiicaii drama he was (ouipclled (opiiMluco"Alahaliitt". He never hud any confidence In it even alter he had M-en It several times, and piolmbly would have (aken it oil' but for the advice of Man ilco Harry more. "Hoss and Hoss" which was si-en for Hie llrst time at Duiiloy's l'ark theado ou .Mon day, is about as had as "Later On" and "U. te I," two jf the woist plays ever seen in thisorany other couutiy. It has not one single thing original in it and is made up of txlils) and ends of other plays, lilts of variety business, tiicks, mid skirt dancing, and the ones who do the U'st work me neither Col lier nor Heed, but Mr. .NIouUou and Miss Heiusdeii. Saudi Hciiiliardt optiied her engagement at tho Slumlord on Wednesday with "Jean lie D'Aic" lo nu overflowing house. All (hat can Ihj said about Sarah has been said. She Is simply gieat, mid that's all iiIkuiI ft. Lillian Hussell is of course drawing big ciowds to "I.11 Clgulo' at tho (laiileu thea tre, hut the phi) lemluds moot it f'.'.IK) chro uioiua tiO.utM frame. Du.M.or. A good deal of lather boisterous applause wns bestowed ou "The Hustler'' nt thoFunkii Thuisdiiy evening, and judged from the staudaid of farce comedy perhaps it Is necessary to call It a success, but It Is strange Hint people encourage such absurd ities. They ilo, however, mid as long as the pisiple comiiieuil, It Is not for the press t) condemn. "Tne Hustler," which, by the way, lies had quite it I tin, does not presume to tie a coninctisl play, It Is simply a sti lug of specialties, musical noumiiise, anil farce comedy fun. and among the Hirelings there me few very bright things, Tliequarlette artistically renileiisl some very pretty selections, though they weie not new, and the Spanish dance was all that could be tleslid. ICci ncll as "The Hustler" Is clever but rather loud mid iHilsterous, ns also was Harney Reynolds who did the Dutchman pint otherwise very well (ins Mills female Impersonation wns not as bad as It might have been. ICeinell's and Reynold's songs wero well m-clvcd and some of the former's bright sayings "caught ou." Tho llrst of the I'eiry-liagnull concerts was given Wednesday evening at the 1'ii'sbyterlun church, Thu entire program was performed by Edward llaxter Ferry. Notwithstanding his blindness, Mr. l'erry stands today us one of tho greatest musicians that America has prisluccd and he is recognlced ns such throughout tho entire musical world. In the great musical centres Mr. l'erry nlwnys plays to crowded houses and it Is n dlscnurnglng fact Hint lu this city of culture there is not n musical public large enough to give it grent musician a respectable welcoino when he favos us. At the concert on Wednesday evening the audience were held spell-bound from llrst to last. Mr. l'erry easily sustained his well won reputation mid presently I iiiuslo In nil her moods, from tho dreamiest whisHiriiigs (o the tornados of passion. Ho was greatest in the Choplu wait, and isilonalso, lit his own llallads and lu tho Liszt numbers. His wonl luterpiulatlons were generally very happy. The next concert In tho series wll Is) given Wednesday evening. Tickets have l)eeu placed ou sale nt 115 cents. The nonsense about llernhardt's nativity lias at Inst liecn settled by Dunlop's Stage News. She was not born hi Havre, ns she supjKisos, nor in Ameilcn, as some assert, but is it native of the Quart ler Ijitin of l'aris, where her mother, a mkji- German Jewess, kept n millinery shop hi tho Hue do l'Euole do Mcdcclno, Inn tumble down building near the house In which Charlotte Corday murder ed Marnt. Sarah wns born lu 1HU and her sister Jeitnuo lu 18-10. TIIK LANHINU'H OUANI) OI'KNINU. The auction sale of seats for tho osulug of the Utiisiug occurred Monday evening at the Capital Hotel, ami Manager IM Church was inoro Ihnn pleased with then-suit. Some thing over fltHN) was realized and that amount has been augmented by several hun dred dollais by the private silo of seats since. Among those who purchased boxes for the opening are: Mr, I'M. I'ltgeruld who paid tlU) each fur tho llrst choice of two and who will give it select Isix party; Mr. F, W. Ilrown who paid $ 15; Mr. M. I. Altken, who got one for t'-SD', nod Mr. C. E. Montgomery, .Mr. M. II. Baldwin, Mr. Thomas 11. Kenton, mid Mr. !)U Wcsscl, who paid sums inuglng from ftU to ('. There was it spirited rival-, ry for tho choice of seats In the body of tho house. Messrs, Frank S. Ilurr, Charles L. llurr, Jno. T. Dorgitn, 0. D. Mullen, H. T. Kt.Jolm, Frank Hathawiiy, anil 11. 8 Free man obtained the first ones at prices ranging from fl5 down lo $4. A very large number wero sold for f'4, $!1 nnd l ench. Extensive preparations are making for the ojieulng of the new theatre and (here Is every assurance that the handsome thespliiu temple will bo dedicated Monday evening Novotnbir !KI with unusual brilliancy and eclat. Socially It will ho a leading event of thu season. In addition to the box parties of which there will be sov ei ul; a number of other theatie parties are projected. Muuy elalKirale eotuui(M uie Ikj fug made for the occasion and Miss Lillian I)W is will have the honor of npsarlng lie fore one of the most fashionable nnd distin guished audiences ever gnthercd in it Lincoln theatre. Complete arrangements for the dedicatory exercises have not 1h-o:i fully completed. Next week, now ever, TlIK Cou HIHH will give full particulars with (he names of thesMakers,etu. Manager Church Isgieatly encouriigetl by the good feeling manifested by the cltiens of Lincoln, ami he Is gralillcd at tho demand for seats for the entire engagement, of Miss I a) wis. TIIKATHIC'AI.dOSSII'. Mario Van.audt has arrived In York. Edn in Allien, owing to bad business, dis banded his company Octolier ill. Robert Mnutell has been doing a tieiueu dnus business at St. Louis hist week, Joaquin Miller, the Kiel, is writing n play for IajwIs Morrison, culled "Thu Hod Shield." "Indigo" lias hi-en unsuccessful ou thu rou I nnd will lie culled In by thu Casino cum piny. William Gillette bus retired to his "hut" In South Carolina, where he Is busy writing a new play. Gossip about New York lias it (hat I.ottn has mat liid Doujiliss Shirley of lmisvillo, Ki'iiUicky. Chniles Fiehniiin lias acceptisl a new piny by Jerome K. Jerome called "The Counsel lors Wife." The sale of seats for the second and third nights nt tho lousing is now in progress nt (he Capitol hotel. E. S. Wllliird will clo-e his American (our u Mai cli unit it-sume his actor-manager ca leer in London at Easter. May lliookxn is siilferlug from nervous pioslraHou mid will siHin sail for llernmda for n rest of several mouths, Alison Tond's new play, ' A Despern(o Man," will ls productsl at the Philadelphia Walnut Street thtatie, NovelilUr SLl. The sciilfoldlng has Ik-ch removisl fiom the Interior of the Uniting, the seals have ts-eu placetl lu Ksitlon, the lighting and heating nrrnngenienls nre complete mid a Imyu forco Is now engngisl in smootliliig down (he cor ners and brightening up things generally, November ' III llnd the new house ready for the opening, The audience at tho opening of the new l.unIng will be mostly lu full dress ami as a society event it win iiuiinulitcdly lie char nclerlred as the le tiling event of thu season. E.G. Itevnold's "Tliu Ti-i.ili, Mii.b " u... PHhIucimI for the llrst time at the lloston (lliibe rlheiili-e mi Mniuliiv In fill..ln She did iiiuru for the pleco than It did for ner. "The Cadi" at the Union Square theatre has made a Inna lido lilt, the receipt for tho last wis'k i mining up ,(KX more than tho week previous The haiislmr has thu "Cadi" biMiktsl. Kilwln W, I loir, the young American Ten or, whosnng the title lolo In "Rehln Hood" during Its successful run nt the Stuudard theatre has been engngtsl by (he "HostonUns" for next season, Joseph JelTerson pnys W. J. Florence IO0O ier week at.d Mrs. John Drew 5IK) per wisik. Lincoln tieotilo will have an opportunity of Judging whether they am worth It November .UHh at the Fuuke. The Chicago court of highest npenlhns do cldisl against Mrs. Leslie J, Carter lu her up K'iiI from the divorce docrtsi. Mr. Cnrtor, therefore, will have chnrgo of the sou during tho latU-r's minority. When tho Hernials finish their present' American season, it Is said they will again en ter Into management, nnd n theatre In Shuf lesbury nvenve, Ixindon, Is mentioned ns. their future dramatic home. Roland Hoed will soon withdraw -'Tho-Club Friend," nnd use his old success "Lund me your Wife." If he had nover seen "Tho Club Friend" he would huvo been tia.OOO better oir. "Slnlind" closed Its live week's stay in Han. Francisco Sunday night, nt the Grand Opera House. Four weeks ot the time were filled nt the lluldwlii, nnd the receipts nre said to hu tho largest over known nt that thoutro. Thousands wero turned away frcm the Grand, ou Sunday night unable to obtain admission. Tho uross receipts of the Han Francisco en gagement of "Hlubad" were n little over 151, IKKJ. Portland, Oregon will be visited by tho company. Ou its way eastward su engage ment will lie played nt Salt Luke City aniL Denver. Later ou It upHnrs nt the Lmisliig. You can buy a handsome silk plush album holding thirty cabinets for !'. cents at tho groat ten cent store, 118 south tilth street. It Wan Nut 1'iit V. At 11 o'clock the other night I passed down Twenty-third street just iu n police mail was routing a forlorn looking chnp out of it public stairway, whero he had been taking a imp. Thu man had nothing to say for two or three minutes an w walked ulotig together, but ho flnully hunched up his shoulders, shivered in ft vigorous milliner and said: "You saw It nil, didn't youf" "Yes." "Saw him slam mo around, knock my head against the wall nnd club mo over the backr" "Yes." "Hellevo It wns rcnl, don't yottl" "Of course. Why shouldn't It" "Well, I didn't know but what you'd' think, when I catno to ask you for ten cents to get n bed with, that the officer nnd' I had put up n job to make n nickel npleot out of yottl" -New York Evening World. A Desirable Quality. During thu temporary nbseuce ot Mra. C 'a cook a woman wan secured to take her placo. Finding many things that needed hor attention, Mrs. C was kept busy where the substitute wns nlso at work. After many admiring glances the latter exclaimed: "Well, Mis' C , you nre smart to work. You must bo n great help to n hired glrll" Hnrpcr's Mngnzlne. ItiiuiiliiB No IlUks. Customer He sure and have that over coat ready this week, ns I want to wear it to the football match. Tailor Are you going to bo lu the game! Customer Oh, yes. Tailor (stillly) Then, sir, our terms nr Invariably cash in advance. Clothier nnd. Furnisher. ! Jnck (who has just received n remittance) Then, after that, I say wo have some tame duck and , Dick (whose remittance has not arrlvedj -Hold oul What do they stick you for that? Jack Two dollars and a half. Dick Whew! Don't you think we'd, better gel a wild duck and tamo it our elvesf Life. Wo distance all competition on dolt' cm rlages. l'ricv (ho lown.t assoi tuu-nt. the largest at (he gieut (eu cent store. A New Art Store. Arthur Hetz, lute with (5. W. Crnmwr & Co., has formed a co-partueiship with A. C. Townsond, under the title of the Lincoln Kiu mo and Art Co Their place ot l'Ustnei is -;'(i south tlovc nth street, lu the E'ite stu dio. The llrm will soon lie leady for business.. Kcuiiouijr. ir. ii:!i-xirSfS$