Capital city courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1893, September 26, 1891, Page 7, Image 7
VT- w- . ir CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1891 f tW"" "T " a f .1 'A 1 'Chicago and Brie R. R. (Ii-itn Chicago A Atlantic K'y In Connection with the Erie Railway I'OHMS T11K ONLY MSK3 II KTW F.K.N Chicago and New York Under One Mniiacinent. SOLID TRAINS. The Through Trains ol this lAno between U cago mni New York arc run solid, thus tweenChl-" avoiding annoyance nun coiiiuhim. ofclinnglngcarsormUilug connections. Vestibule Limited Service Vestibule.! Limited Trains. S',"!'" wml"' Kngo, Hmok ln unit Day Coaches, with B Williimn DltiltiR nndrtleop ngOnr (hoiUoit ly steam, lighted liy gns;, over tlil Line livery Day In the Year. Pullman Service to Boston. JL I'ullninn Hiiifot Sleeping Cur to and from lloston dally vlu this route. This I tho ONLY IINK ltuniilng l'lillinnii Oars between Chicago unit lloston. 3U3Y RDUE To Columbus, Ohio, and Ashland, K. l'lillnittii Weeping Cur betwenii Chicago iiml above l'olnts dully. Trains Arrive and Leave Dearborn Htatlon, For further Information, rull on tho nearest Itnllronil Ticket Agent, or address TV 0 Rtnearaoa, A M TooVm, D I Roberts, flon. Pass. Agt. Gen. Mgr. A.a.P.Agt. Now York. Clovcliiiut. Chicago Santa Fe Route ! Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe R. R The Popalar Route to the Pacific Coast. Through Pullman and Tourist Sleepers Between Kansas City and SAN DIEGO, LOS ANGKL.ES, and SAN FRAN CISCO. Short Line Kates to PORTLAND, Oiegon. Double Dallv Train Service Uetwuen Kansas Cin and PUEBLO, COLORADO SPRINGS, and DENVER. Short Line to SALT LAKE CITY. The Direct Texas Route Solid Trains Between Kuns.ii City and GTdveston. The Short Line Between Kansas Cltv and Gainesville, Ft. Worth, Dallas, Austin, Temple, San Antonio, Homton, and all Prlncin.it l'olnts In Texas. Tlie Only Line Running Through the OKLAHOMA COUNTRY. The Only Direct Line to the Texas Pan-Handle. For Maps and Time Tablet and Informa tion Regarding Rates and Routes Call on or Address E. L. PALMER. Passenger Agent, 411 NY. Life Building, OJlwE AHA, NEB. Ladies' and Children's Hair Cntting and Shampooing a Specialty, AT SAMJESTERFIELD'S BURR :- BLOCK. I.uilles Use Dr. I.e Due's I'erioilleut Pills rrom Parts, France, i'hat poiltlvel.v re lluvo Kiipprenslons, monthly derangements and Irregularities caused by cold, weakuesi, shock, anemia, or general nervous ilelilllly. Tho largo proportion of Ills to which ladles and misios aro liable Is tho direct result ofn disordered or Irregular menstruation. .Sup pressions continued result In bloo.l polnnlug uiul quick eiiHJiapUou. J paekugo or3 for 15. Sam direct on receipt of price. Sold In Lincoln by 11 W. Drown, druggist. Hnuir little ftrtuulitvttnnit&( ivoik (t ui, by Anna l'rf. Autlln. S1ii, mi.l Jik lloiin, lolcdd, ithlo Mr cut iiiliriturtiMiitfaintii. nhy lot , u h iinr mrti u.tr rau.j.uu a Snoiitli u auil llic woik anjlha 7 it Ikiiiim. .,rr rt.uart. l.icnte ntUiutt ar rHHV ainliiff from J to flVaitay Ai)ar W,how)ouhow antl itart ) u Can work In iiarttimt orall ilia tlm 111 niont) furiioik tt I itllui unkii" n aim nr Ihim. N'I!V unJ wnitlirjl I'artli ulart fri-a. ll.llullelt.k fa., llo HMOriirtliiiiil.Mulue VIGOR OF nsuy, yuioKiy, permanently Munioroci. Vtukneii, Nervuuiii. lli'lillllj. nml all tho train of cvllt from curly error ur later excease the results of overwork, alcknen, worry, etc 1'uJ trengtli, dovolopmcnt, anil touo Klvi'ii to ever organ and portion of the boilr. bluiplu, niitiira, nicthoda. Imnu'iliato liupriiveuient ami. Kullurii luipoialblo. 2.tJ rcfervncei, II. k. explauulloQ4 ad tiroofs walled lavnludl freo. Ail Jrc RIB MIOIOAL 00., BUFFAUO, N. Y. KflBS. rrjTyVnBH IW 8AYINQ9 OF CHILDREN. Illcli Clinlr I'lilliiKiipli) Caught from Iha Mii til the Coining Goiirrntlon. Our little Jnmi'M, four and it linlf )cars old, wit pointing out u coiv to a nlayniatn. "Seo the Im'II nrounil her neck," he said; "do you know what tliut Is forf That's what shoring when slw wants to toll tho calf that dinner Is rcmly " M. P. A little ulrl of two and n half, on first teeing the nolo of u kitten's foot, said, "Uounlo's dot holes In ho stotlim." letter nlio saw soino of his hair on the dial cushion and exclaimed regretfully, "Lien tile's IosIhk ho foddera."-l I). I). Our four-year-old t.on and heir was re cently Informed that bis aunt, a widow, had married nualn. A fow days later. wishing to speak of tho uuw uncle, hut uot kuowlUK his tianiu, ho hesitated for a mo ment and then Bald, "You know; 1 mean Aunt Gertrude's tophusband."Y. 1 The tint time my little Mario, aged twenty-nix mouths, saw the ulrl dressing tho lis!) for dinner, sho camo runulng to mo, her eyes spuming with excitement. "Mammal Mammal" she exclaimed, "Mary comb fishes' hair wld do kulfo nml It nil comoofTI" C. 11. B.,Tecumsoh,Mlch. My oldest hoy, who has uot yel reached tho mature ago of three, has, I think, a poetic way of expressing himself. Thus the other day, on noticing tho ripples on tlw lake in Central park caused hy t lie wind, ho exclaimed, "Mamma, lookl sec how tho water Is liutuhlnu." X. Y., New York. My little five-year-old Klrl was so unruly tho other day that I lluully tried to bring icr hack to tho paths of wisdom hy ex claiming, "If you behave like that no one will have anything to do with you." "Papa, dear," sho replied complacently, "sataii prefers naughty children." It M., Now Jersey Children love to propound philosophical problems, and I must say I do uot Iiml It easy tu give satisfactory answers to those which fall from the lips of my three-year-old boy. One of tho simplest, and yet n question which oven a wiser mother could uot havo answered at a moment's notice, was this, "Mamma, why can't wo see our own faces." L. 1 know a lady who had n littlo daughter whom sho was very particular to havo say her prayers every day. One morning, when the child ran out In n great hurry to nlay. her mother called after her, "Mary, did you ask (Jod to take caru of you, llko a good littlo glrlr "Tho, mamma," Hho an swcreil, "Mary tought alio would tatu tare of herself today." N. J. IJ Now York. Frederic, six years old, was telling Will ter, three years younger, of a pleasant trip which he, t lie uarrator, took with mauima three years before. "Walter, you weren't born then," ho said. Walter meditated awhile upon his loss in uot coming sooner upon tho scene, and then said, "Brer Fed wick, 1 was wishing then that God would make mel" U. W. G., Now Londou, N. H. Kddlo was very fond of raspberry Jam. One evening when the parson dropped in to tea mamma opened her last jar, with emphatic Instructions to Kddlo not to ask for some more JumTifter getting his share. Ills papa, uot knowing the circumstances, oflered to replenish his dish, when Eddie mortified his mother by saying, "Mamma said I musn'l ask for any more, 'cause that Is all there ls."-F. H. D. Wo recently had occasion to reprove our little Tommy, not quite thrte years old, and told him as seriously as possible that we were ashamed to havo so disobedient a little boy The little fellow listened very patiently, and then asked, with an earnest ness which completely disarmed us, "Don't you think von had bettcrgeta better boyr" The same littlo boy astonished us the other creutug before going to bed by giving us the following Improvised version of hi usual prayer Jesus, tender Shepherd, lead mc; Bless thy littlo limit) tonight. And everywhere that Mary went Tho lamb was sure to go. Amen. J. S., Now York. All from Babyhood. Small Girl (after eating a peppermint drop) Whew-eel don't It make your mouth wlndyr Kate Field's Washington. They're having a picnic In tho woods. "Oh, papa," exclaimed little Fritz, run ning up with a chestnut burr In his baud, "look! I've found the egg of n porcupine!" Fllegende Blatter A little Boston girl, who Is going to a private school, wants to go to a public school. "I am tired," sho says, "of going to it school where the teacher culls us dar ling." New York Trlbuue. Mrs. Jaysmlth Freddy, how did you your clothes toru and your eye blue like that? Now, don't deny It, you've I In a light, Freddy (ruefully) Nome, wasn't iu it. New York Sun. Grandfather Dean, who Is very old l deed, was holding his little grnndaughtt. Heleu on his lap, when sho suddenly asked very beriously, "Grandpa, why don't you wear a bwltch." Toledo Blade. A little boy, tho sou of good Presbyterian parents, was asked the question in cate chism, "What is the chief end of man;" nud he answered, "Man's chief end Is to glorlly God and annoy him forever." New Moon. "No, Bobby," said his mother, "one pteco of pie Is qulto enough for you," "It's funuy," responded Bobby, with un Injured air "You say you aro anxious for mo to learn to eat properly, and yet you won't eveu give me it chance to practice." Washlugtou Hatchet. There was otice a mother who was fond of pointing her moral lectures with prec.tl cal Illustrations drawn from the dally life of her children. Ami the children showed they understood tho force of this method of instruction One day a discussion arose in tho uursery. Will said a thing was so, Mabel said It wasu't. "But If I say It's so, it Is so," said Will. "Saying a thing is so doesu't make It so," answered Mabel stout ly. "Now, suppose you say you're a good boy, that doesn't mako you one, does Itr" Harper's Young People, One day on a railroad car a lady allowed hor little hoy, who could hardly speak dis tinctly, to play about the car, and by and by, to tho horror of all of us, sho discovered him complacently sitting outside on the stops. She brought htm iu, nud although tho punUhmcnt lulltcted was mild, his littlo heart seemed to be completely broken When presently tho ttnlu stopped at a sta tlou great, choking sobs could be heaid distinctly nil over the car, and suddenl) we were nil i onviilscd hy a grieving, re proachful nml utter desolate little volet exclaiming, 'Say, mamma, when n uaughty old tralnmau leaves a doot wide open, how can a baby help going outr" West Shore. All or Nothing. "No," said Charley C'ashgo, "1 never try to break my father's will. would I don't bellove iu it." "Humph," growled his father, "I should say you didn't. You bellovu in breaking the old man himself and having done with it." Washlugtou Star A Society Fable A Horse, made restless In tho night by reason of tho sounds of revelry In his Mas ter'tt Palatial Mansion at tho other end ol tho lot, slipped his Halter, and In the ah nonce of the Hostler, who was In the ba( incut making lovo to tho Chambermaid, he strolled leisurely out into tho hack yard and camo to tho House. Peering Into the windows, which wore open for Ventilation, tho Horse heard tho conversation of numberless Nice Young Men present, and old ones also, and ob served, too, the general stylo of them, Tho more he heard tho less favorably ho lie came Impressed, and when One, at a rear Window blow a cloud of Clgaretto smoke into his facu tho limit was reached, and the Horse boldly walked up through tho port cochero and was half way Into tho largo and elegant hall of tho Mansion, when his Maxtor, healing tho unusual disturbance, camo forth. "Get outl" lie- exclaimed angrily, "what In Thunder are you doing here?" "Going Into Society," replied tho Horse In a soft, pleasant voice. "Well, you cannot como In hero. This Is no place for yon." "Why not" Inquired the Horso very re snect fully. "Because It Isn't. You belong In the Btahler" "Rats," answered tho Horse, forgetting his training and manners; Society icle gales a Horo to the Hi able when It wel comes so many DoukeH to tho Parlor." His Master was so greatly shocked hy this heretical utterance that ho caught up a heavy Whip from the Hat rack and lar ruped the Horse until ho was really glad to get back Into his Stall. Moral Don't talk about your klnfolks. Detroit Free Press I.lliht unit Simile. this But sho shouldn't havo open all summer. Life eyes A Combination Sure to Win. When tho three men met on the street corner it was unanimously decided that something should be done to "raise the wind," and tho tall man thought ho had tho proper plan. "You've got a good pair of lungs," lit said to the heavy set man. "I can make myself heard a mile," suld the heavy set man proudly. "Goodl And you," to the littlo thin dys peptic, "havo a strong imagination." "Worse than any opium smoker's," re piled the littlo dyspeptic. "Good agalnl" exclaimed tho tall man. "I've got an old press and n font of type, and that's all we need. We'll set to work now, and next Sunday afternoon we'll get out au extra Howler or Bazoo or some thing similar with a full account of the triple murder, tho death of Queen Victoria, and the shooting of the c.ar of Russia. Au imagination to concoct the story, a press to print it and lungs to sell Itl Gen tlemen, the combination can't be beaten." -Chicago Tribune. Is Slurrlttgu la Failure. 'Rnstus Snickers, colored, has only been married a few months, but he, neverthe less, is already disgusted with matrimony. He applied to Itev. Whaiigdoodlo Baxter to have the sacred tie untied, hut was told that "dem whom do Lur had jlned together no man kin put asunder." "Don't you lub her no moah?" queried Whangdoodle. "Hit's a citrus blzuuis, ills heah tender pasliuu," replied 'Itasttts. "When I fust married dat ar gal I felt inoi' like eat I her up, but after I was married to he awhile I was mad at myself fer uot doii it." Texas Sittings. Colored Mendacity. There was a large boiler of scalding water over a lire in the yard nud several black Imps plnylng near it. Suddenly a shrill voice was heard from inside the Hhautys "You Georgo Washington, keep away from dat ar Idler D'rectly you is gwino ter upset tho Idler and scald yerself to def, nn' w'en you Is, you'll bo do fut ouo to fcuy, ' "l'wasu't me, mummy.' "Texas Sittings In tho OIIIU Market. "The doctor has ordered my littlo girl pure fresh milk. What do you charge a quurtr" Fanner Ten cents. "Very well. I'll bring her hero everyday so she can get It just from the cow.'" "Oh, In that caie It will be twenty ceuts it quart." Philadelphia Times Taken to Turn's l.ltrl iltlirt'. Harry What Is Dick doing nowf Tom lie seems to have taken to litera ture Harry Indeed I hadn't heard of It. Tom Yes, he borrowed a lot of books from me some lime ago and hasn't re turned them since. Yankee Blade. Si'li' Him Itluht. "Have you got any stale bread?" asked Johnny FUzlctop, sticking his head Into a baker's shop "Yes, 1 have live or six loaves," "Serves you right Why didn't you sell 'em while they were fresh." Texas Sift- lugs V!wL HUH? sXmKTw! trwJ"V Miss Mary Maguiro has a lino color autumn. VARIOUS VERSES. Happy Ideas I'ttt Tngrtlior In Metrleal Measure. Owned a pair n' skates ono'tl-traded For 'eni-Stropped 'em on, and wadod Up and ilou n tho crick, a waltla Tel sho'd freeze up lit for skatln. Mildest Inter I ntmcinliorl Moro llko spring than winter woathurl ' Didn't frost tel 'limit December Oil up airly, ketch a feuthur Of It, nui) Ik-, "cnut the winder Btinshlno si lugo It llko a chulorl Weill I wnltedl-And kop' waltlnt Couldn't sco my money's wo'lh In Them air skates uiul was no akatln, Ner no hint o' Ico tier uothlnl Ho, olio iluj -along In airly Spring I swopped 'em olT and barely Closed tho dicker, 'faro tho weather Natclinrly Jest slipped tho ratohcll And-crlck-tall faco-all together Froo so tight eat couldn't scratch Itl -James Whllcoiub lllley, In Indianapolis Journal. A .Spoiled Illinium'. I look her hand, Hho did not blush, nor hang hor head. Hut looked right up at mo Instead) M'was hi a littlo eucliro game, Hho it lit n't understand tho nauio Of any card, and went astray, And Just to show her how to play I took her hand. -llrooklyn F.agle. llrr Ma Does tlm Waalilng A witching ninhl At tennis plated, In a gown nil frills and lucoi Her hands were neat. Her feet petlto. Her form was full of gracn. Hut rail to confess, When that white dress Needs u lulling, thero camos n-stcallnf O'er tlits maid so sweet. With humls petlto, That dreadful "tired feeling." Now York Herald. Marguerite. When Itcgtuald with Mnrgiierlto Olio morning through tho meadow strolled, Ho found a blossom at her feel, With petals white and heart of gold. Within her hand tlm bloom ho laid. And said, " TIs yours, what Is It sw col7' Then, laughingly, replied tho maid, "My daisy Is a marguerite." Then llegliiald to .Marguerite A sweet, old fashioned story told) And all his fortune, at her feet, llo olTered for hor heart of gold, Thu inatduii promised him to wed, Then, In half roguish pralso, ho From face to llower glanced, aud said, "My Margiierlto's a daisy." M. Thayer Itutiso In Boston Transcript. Siici't Tilings "There's nothing half so sweet In llfo As loto's lining dream." Kspeclully when lows Is fid On loads of s eel Ico cream. -Brooklyn Eagle They Are Here. "Tho melancholy da) s havo como, Tho bailtlcst of tho year," When poems that begin llko this From all sides do appear. Boston Now. Theory mill I'nictlce. A pessimist was tired of life, "If some ouo camo to strlko mo dead, I wouldn't tnovo to help myself: This earth Is such a bore," ho said. Just then a fly lit on his nose, "Confound tho lllesl They do heat all." And tho llfo tired man didn't rest until llc'il smashed that buzzer 'gainst tin wall. Newark Slaudard. The Mountain Air. When to tho mountains last I went To btralhu rovlvlng nlr, 1 was convinced that nowhere elso TIs needed more than there; For w hen tho clerk brought his account With many n flourish writ, I guiped and panted for fresh air, And cubic yards of it. -New York Herald. The Iteiiioii Why. Tho day had passed In happy play And twilight comes anon. And frctfulucb asserts her swny When sunlit hours 1110 gone, And mother lajs her work away And holds out her arms for ono- ller baby boy, w ho always found Within that sheltering nest, When childish troubles most abound, A ref uku and a rest. Ho does not come, although his ejes Ills willingness confessed. 'Come, darling!" Mother's cooing tune Woos softly, but In vnln. "I'c lost my baby," does sho mono In simulated pain. "No, no, mamma, but I havo grown And won't ho small again." "But yesterday," his mamma said, "Ujioii my lap you sat: Wo read of 'Toddleklns uud 'Fred' And tho 'Hooter pussy cat:' Of Baby Hunting's ways wo read And tho mischief ho was at." Tho littlo head drooped very low And rested no my kuce; And a little voice spoke soft and slow. In a coiill'leiilkil I ey "Bat ',-,orday, mumi.1.1 you know, I wi'dh't In punts, I'o'J see." lUbyhood. As O1101I us Demi. Blxby-d wonder wh.t Mrs. Outoslght will do with tier liuibar I'll llfo insurance. Mr. P.txbr-vVhy, now did ho dler Uixby Well, liu Isn't exactly dead yet, but ho takes part in n hrlloon ascension on Momlny. Limit (0.) News. One Thing Sure. He (salesman) Dear little hand (absent mludedly), I wonder If It will wash. She (con splrito) No, sir, It won't not tt won't scrub either; but if you wnut it U play the piano, it's yours, George. Life. Nut Dry (iniiiU Measure. -r Young Housewife I think we'll have some eels for tho first course, cook. Cook How much shall 1 get, intiinf Youiik Ilotiiewife Oh, about three yards will do, I should think. Drake's .Magazine. 1 m . a 1 ixA & arte y mil Wt "WwVi it aWPlaaaaW I V A' &.ftr: ' Wb I llw ' i'pM' SEPJP : III 1 r it) l.ki irw m i y ' i- t 1 I X V - " " N. - --v -K rSx Removal Sale -K As we intend to Furniture Block on 13th nml V about Septombei cliitletl lo oiler our ar,'c FURNITURE at nearly cost price until that time, tend to make genuine heavy cuts, at reduced prices will be strictly and investigate. AUG. TH. GRUETTER & CO. 1116. and 1 1 YOU GET FITS And the right kind as well, as excellent wear and latest style in Shoes when patronizing Parker & Sanderson. See their fine line of shoes for SUMMER WEAR IOOO O ST. LEAVE YOUR ORDERS WITH US FOR ICK CREAM FOR SUNDAY DINNER, AND THEY. WILL RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION. Sutton & Hollowbush Makers of Hon"Bons and Chocolates. Also Delicious Ice Cream and Soda Water. S. E. MOORE, ndwkst wrix'Th in fine Walf Pap and Decorations" Call and examine the largest line in the Cltji . None hut the best workmen emploted. Prices that can't be beat step L. L- 'Iflephniif Dill. 1134 H. W. BROWN DRUGGSlTlSLBOOKSELLER The Choicest line of Perfumes. D. M. Fen V Finest Flower and Garden Seeds. 127 Soutli Eleventh street. LINCOLN'S NEWEST BOARDING DEPARTMENT. We ate cipeclalU well prepared to hoard .1 limited number of liorc and having the largest and flnet' equipped stable in the cin, cm take best of care of all hones en trusted to u. Our stable U light and rootm with utmtt passed ventilation. All chicles ami harness receive dallv cleaning and .ilw.i lease the stable in neat, clean nlUh appearance C.I.. AXD SEE US. -GIVE US A TlilAL. Tolophono 518. Stablos 1639-1641 O St. New street, between O ist, we have con stock of As we in these sales Call cash. iS N Street. P n p E R in. 0 STREET. AND FINEST STABLES W J l'KATT. Proprietor. remove to out First Class Livery Rigs At all Hours D.i or Night Family Carriages, Gentlemen's Driving, Rios, Etc. t