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CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1891
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'Chicago and Erie R. R.
'I.iltiOhloivo. Ulantlo H'y.
In Connection with the
Erie Railway
KUHMS TIIK ONLY t.JNKra
IIKT'.'KKN
Chicago and New York
Under Duo Miiiimiemeiit.
SOLID TRAINS.
Tuo Through Trains ol till" l.uiolwtwi-eiieiil-
cago mill New Yorit ro run willil, thus
avoiding annoyance unit eoufiislmi
oreluiuglngciirsnr mUslns
connections.
Vestibule Limited Service
Vestlbulod Limited Tratii". t-ouNltiiK r Hag-
ttiiira, HmoKliK nmt t- Oonc-Iie-, with
iMUmnii DinliiR nmi Hlpi'iiliiK turn
(heated liy steam, lnjhtoil liy gas;,
over till Mil"
IJvery Day In the
Year.
Pullman Service to Boston.
A Pullman lliulot Sleeping Car to and from
Huston ditly via thU route.
This IslhoONl.Y I.I N 15 Itiinnlnit I'lilliniiu
iflCur between riilcagn ntul Huston.
3 j ; : f J 2 I
CSTo Columbus, Ohio, nml Ashland, K.
Pullman Sleeping ear between Chicago nntl
above Itylnts dally.
Tralm Arrive inn! Leave Dearborn Station,
C'HK'.UJO.
For further Information, eull on tho nearest
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W 0 Rtneawn, A M Taclor, D I Ko')ert,
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Now York. Cleveland riilciwo
Santa Fe Route !
Atchison, Topeka & Santa F R. R
The Popular Route to the Pacific
Coast.
'Through Pullman and Tourist
Sleepers
Between Kanas Cltv and SAN DIEGO,
LOS ANGELES', anil SAN FRAN
CISCO. Shoit Line Rate to
PORTLAND, Oregon.
Double Dallv Train Service Uetweon
Kansas Cltv ami PUEBLO, COLORADO
SPRINGS, and DENVER. Short
Line to SALT LAKE CITY.
The Direct Texas Route
Solid Traliik Between Kansas City and
Galveston. The Short Line Uetweon
Kansas Cltv and Gainesville, Ft.
Worth, Dallas, Austin, Temple,
San Antonio, Houston, and
all Principal Point
in Toas.
The Only Line Running Through the
OKLAHOMA COUNTRY. The
Onlv Direct Line to the Texas
Pan Handle. For Maps and
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niul Routes Call on
or Address
E. L. PALMER. Passenger Agent,
411 N f. Life Building,
OJIX4: AHA., ITEB.
Ladies' and Children's
Hair Gutting and Shampooing
a Specialty,
-AT-
SAM.WESTERFIELD'S
BURR ; BLOCK.
I.uille Umi llr. I. Due's I'uilnillrnl
PIIIh from Paris, Prance. That positively to
Hevu suppressions, monthly derangements
nml Iriogiilnrltlos cnuseil liy cold, weakness,
shock, iiui'iiilii, or general nervous liability,
Tho largo firoportlou of Ills to whleh ladles
nml mlssoM n ro llalila Ik the direct result of u
disordered or trrogiilnr menstruation. Hup.
prefcslons continued result lu blood poisoning
anil quick o m imptloii U package or.) for
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OiaAMI o) r AITS of BOOT mnl pUla to til Uttriito.
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CRIB MEDICAL CO. BUFFALO,N.Yo
MR AND MRS BOWSER.
II Mitttr Unltx n llir)rriir Which
Ol.t
of the Two I Hl'k.
When Mr llowser comes home unit llmU
Ills wlfo l lug down with her head tied up,
he In real worry for her of course Just u
lorry as any husb.ind could ho. And, like
Hiiy other husband, he stands and stirvojs
her for n moment ami then bluntly May'
'I expected lli Finally got Hat down,
eh?'
'It's nothing," mIiu faintly icplles.
'Oh t it Isn't' Nothing for u wife to flop
down mid upset the whole house, I sup
pose1 Well, I've been looking for. It tin)
last three months, and so I'm not much
surprised. Mm. Bowser, It's a wonder to
no that you or any other woman In New
York l out of her colllul"
'It's only only a headache, dear.''
'Yea. only a he.vlucho but what do head
aches lead to? If von are not n dead wom
an before Saturday night you tuny consr??r
yourself lucky Didn't I warn you not to
nit lu a draft, not to wear thin shoes, not
to eat too much in warm wenthcrf Little
good It does to talk to a womunl"
'You can't help ailing occasionally," aha
replied, as she got up to wet tho bandage
roil ml her head
'Mrs. Bowser, look at inol" ho said, as
he struck an attitude mid held one hand
loft, "When am I ever idling? When do
jou hear me complain? Nevcrl And why
In It? Because, Mr. Bo wsor because I
don't cram my stomach with watermelon,
buttermilk, giimdrops, custard pie, sweet
cuke, ginger ale, and all Unit! Because I
don't go around with my feel sopping wett
Because I know enough to cotuo In when it
rnlnsl Because I uxurelso a little common
reuse In taking care of mysclfl"
"Your dinner Is ready."
'And I'm ready for dinner. A healthy,
happy person is ahvajs ready for his meals.
You won't try to got up. I suppose?"
'Not now "
'Well, you have only jourself to blmuu.
You may learn lu time, but I doubt It, I'd
like to llnd one woman with about two
ounce of horsu sense lu her head before I
die, hut I don't expect to do it. Well, it
can't be helped, I suppose. The Ixjril
made you that way, and It's no use to ar
guu "
Mr Bowser eats bis dinner, smokes his
c'.gnr and sinus mid whistles as if the
slightest nolsi-didn't go through her ach
tug head like a bullet. It never occurs to
Mm to fun her, wet the bandage or ask If (
she can't Dip a cup of tea. It does occur to
him, however, to say, about bedtime;
'I'm sorrj. of course, but then you must
have more sense. I'll go up to bed mid
you can come when you get ready If you
are going to kick around much, you'd bet
ir sleep in tho spare room."
Now and then the tables are turned
Mr Bowser comes home to lunch, drag
gtug his legs after him and looking pale
and scared.
'What's the matter!" asked Mrs How
ser, us soon as he steps into the house
"Got a sore throat and I feel feverish
11 think I'm going to be slckl"
She doesn't call out that It's Just as she
expected and declare that no husband in
New York lias sense enough to look out
for his health She knows ho was out in
a draft in his shirt sleeves, but she doesn't
even mention It. On the contrary, sho ro
marks
"Try and eat a little something and then
He down, You'd belter gargle your throat
and then tie it up."
"Do you you think Its anything seri
ous" he whispers, its he grows paler
"1 hope not, but it's best to be on the
safe side. You are subject to quinsy, you
know, mid spinal meningitis begins just
this way."
"1 believe I'm going to die," gasps Mr.
Bowser, and lie grows so weak that shu
has to take otT his coat and vest and get
him on the lounge. Everything about tho
house is ordered to go on tiptoe, and even
the cat Is put out and the clock stopped.
After his throat has been tied up, his shoes
taken off mid a quilt tlnown over him Mr
Bowser plaintively Inquires
"Don't you think you'd better send for a
doctor?"
"Not Just yet, dear I don't think it's
very serious."
"Mrs Bowser, I believe I'm already
struck with death!"
"Nousensul You've Just got a little in
(lamination of the tonsils."
"I've felt for some days as If a great ca
lamity hung over this household Hadn't
we better have two doctors?"
"Just try and get to sleep, Mr. Bows
and I'll warrant you'll feel better
night."
"Ahl how 1 suffer," he groans. "Y
may be a widow before the week is out.
hope you will always be kind to our chi
I have tried to bo a good husband, and
nml"
Mrs. Bowser lays her baud on his fort
head tenderly, and the tears como'to his
eyes and he suddenly becomes a great big
booby. Shu has to hold his hand to get
him to sleep, and when he wakes up he
wants tea and toast and jelly and he is a
petulant as a sick baby until Dually put to
bed. He Is a new man when he awakes in
the morning, and when she asks after his
throat he replies!
"Throat humph. Mrs. Bowser, for
about live horn's yesterday I was hovering
between life aud death. Had it been you
you would have died ten times over, but
grit pulled me through."
"Uritl"
"Yes. Grit sand pluck Spartan cour
age mid fortitude. I let none of you know
how bad I actually was, but just shut my
teeth aud tie. -rinlned to live and hero is
thu result of It. Ah! Mrs. Bowser, If you
only had a hundredth part of my courage
and will pow you'd be a far different wo
man from wh .i you are now a far differ
ent woman!" M Quad In New York
World.
Unite llellcute.
Mrs. Oabb Costess) Your Uttlo son does
not appear to .nvo much appetite.
Mrs. G.vdft No; he's qultodeliuite.
Mrs. Gabb Can't jou think of nnythtug
you would llk-, my little man-?
Little Mm -No, 'm, You see, mom
made me eat a hull lot before wo started,
so I wouldn't make a pig of myself. Good
iv'evvs.
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I'MM-ulnl lloprs Slmller-Ml.
The noise that cmnu from the nursery
was terrlllc High abovu the stamping of
feet, the clapping of hands, llin jells anil
catcalls of all the neighborhood bojs lu
general convention assembled, aud tho
agonized howling of a terrllled dog that
wanted to get out and couldn't, thu fattier
could hear the voice of hi tlrslboru son,
William, the pride of his household anil
thu Joy of his heart
"Nay, moru than this, my friends! The
time Is coming loud applattsu when this
country of ours, thn land of thu freu frail
tic howl from thn dog), thu home of the
brave tremendous eheetlng, shnll rise lu
Its majesty, my friends deafening uproar,
and then, my friends yells, whistles anil
general pandemonium), wu shall"
"Heaven help Mud" groaned the stricken
father, alone in his library, "that boy of
mint) Is going to Ik- a lecturer!" Chicago
Trlbunu.
A Mtritlii on friendship.
"Carry, I wnnt
bridesmaids."
"You are my dearest friend, Sally, but
you are asking too much."
"Too much' Why?"
"1'vu Just hoconiu engaged to your
llnncu." Life.
Ilitby (lot It.
It was with what they call a languid
grace that she took a seat in a Twenty
third street enr yesterday, and theru was
some more languid grace about thu way
shu took up room enough for two and be
gan eating chocolates out of a half
pound paper box. She had hair of gold,
mid two men who sat opposite seemed to
give It much attention
"Natural," whispered one.
"Bleached," replied thu other.
"I know It's natural."
"I know It's bleached."
The nearest person on her right wits a
working woman with a baby uiiio or ten
mouths old. The woman kept rocking tho
child on her shoulder mid thu child kept
reaching out a chubby hand to grasp the
bright (lowers on the languid girl's hat
The odds wore uven, but baby won.
A rock with a little extra vigor to it en
nhlivl him to grasp a Mower, aud as ho was
cart led back thu hat went with him. Not
only Hint, but a mass of golden hair as
well, showing a close cropped head of dark
hair which had been artfully concealed.
"A wig, by thunder!" exclaimed both
men in chorus as they rose up and rushed
out, but It was doubtful If the languid girl
beard them. Shu grabbed her hat 111 one
liHiid and her hair in the other and lied out
of tlie front door and ran Into a store, and
the conductor explained to a man on the
platform.
"By George! but It does j-eem to mo that
things on tills route was getting moru
lively all the time "-New York World.
Her Mother Knew.
Mother And so you engaged yourself to
Hint young unit: at Idlewlld Springs, did
you?
Daughter (shveplshly) Y-e-s, ma, 1 prom
ised to becomu his wife.
"It was on a beautiful moonlight even
ing in June."
"Why, yes, urn. how did you know?"
"And thu hotel baud was playing a de
lightful wait, by Strauss."
"Why, yes. Who told you?"
"And you two were In tho arbor on tho
lawn."
"Yes."
"Aud the fountain sparkled In tho moon
light, and mudu music which seemed like a
fairy echo to the sweet melody wjdeh Honi
ed out from the distant orchestra."
"Yes. How"
"And the lake with Its fleet of pretty
boats gliding about thu softly Illuminated
waters seemed liku a bit of lovely Venice
dreaming at jour feet."
"Yes, yes. But how did you know all
this?"
"1 knew It must have beeu tinder somu
such combination of circumstnuces that ho
proposed, or you would never hnvo wild
'yes' to such nj.nili!le patcd nincompoop as
that. "-Now frk Weekly.
Only tints Thing to Do.
A young lawyer, who had recently boon
admitted to tho bar of New York, cmno to
Judge Cowing for advice.
"I want to, ask your advice. Judge, about
a very important matter."
"Well, what Is It?"
"Lawyer Hall has beeu telling every
body that I am a donkey. Don't you think
I ought to light him or sue him for dam
ages.?" "You say he called you a donkey?"
"Yes."
"Then fight him by all means. If you
sue him he will prove It on you." Texas
Sifting.
Strung but True.
No man likes to undertake the task of
putting up a stovepipe, aud yet all who
entur upon it agree that they never en
gaged in an occupation that more thor
oughly sooted them. Now York Press.
Dili What lit) Could.
Mother (sternly) Why art) j-ou eating
those peaches; didn't I tell you to put them
away?
Johnny Yes, ma, that's Just what I'm
doing. Boston Courier.
Thu Unexpected.
Como listen, Uttlo boj and girls.
While 1 a tale relato
About a Uttlo boy named Tom,
Whoss ngu was almost eight.
Tom w us a headstrong kind of bo-,
Who thought it jolly fun
To senro hi mother half to death
lij blowing lu a gun
One day a struugur tnmc that way,
As stranu'ers oft had done,
Hut this ouo lift behind tho door,
A doublo barreled gun.
"Ha, tin," quoth Tom, the nnughty boj-,
"I never saw one such,
If slnglu tmiTc In imiku such pnrt,
ThU should make twlro us much."
SoTommlc took the doublu gun
Straight to hU mother fast.
It Isn't loaded, maw." ho jellcrt,
And blew a mighty blast.
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And Tommlu? Where is Tommlu now?
A Imlo 'round his head?
Nut much. It waati't loaded; Just
As little Tommlu niiit.
W. J. bampton la Detroit t'reo Press.
you to bo one of my
IN IDYL OF THE 8T. CLAIR FLA!
They wore iKAted toitclhor nt twllluhi
As the Rluanilntf bcgitn to iiloiiini
tlu told of hlsciistlv In Kuiiland,
Sim of lior idrllusMl'o home.
Twin a lilatit of unlet hi'iiuty,
And of pertlni stnra aboe;
The waves of thu lluwliiu river
8Kikf iiorils of iiniitleralilu love.
Pur hours they snt nml uhlupcred
The slor) thai nut erurou sold,
He iiiiiriiiiirvil, "Marr) inu, darllint,"
And nlui-well, shu wasn't cold.
Illlin e)ii were lilu and tender,
Iiiik' arum mkhi gathered her hi,
He sum ii by Ids wealth of nlTectlon
yiie whs all thu world to him.
ThcruV a slttti of sweet ennte Diluent,
There'ii it Illy whltu liiinil on Ids lienrt,
Two lips ar iiptiirned iiUHiiiwanl,
A limit kiss ero they purl.
Hlie gi ally draws horaolf from him
Willi a "llcarcst, I love ) oil so,"
While thu iiiiHinllitlit fresooe his necktlr
l.lkn a lillllmiird of Illinium's show
Ills heart was lliitterhiri wildly
As he prodiued tho colivcntliinnl rliitf,
Hut sliiigiiedon Unit nccktlouiiraptiirisl,
(Julie "uttiek" on tho lowly thing.
"Oh. Wttlfcr," at last shu soliticil,
"(live iiiii that lovely tlu
A souvenir of on, lay hero,
Hoiiu'thlnu to reiiieuilivr ou by,"
With it look ot far awayueso,
Ho wild, "Yes. il's iv lovely thing;
It's going to lo Kipulnr this iiiiuncr,
Here, ca-ashi did )on hear mo rlnu?"
Then I lie ulitht grow dark ami nwful;
On Ills brow the dnw full fnat,
He gasped at thu fatal forgetfiilnms-
"Hhe's discovered all at last."
Thu tender tijes grew hlackur,
And sent out a llery llnsh;
Blin npiiku "I'm onto ou, inlstor;
I'm unto the uncut on cash.
"You glild), cruel dec clvor,
I tvoiilil scorn lo lie jour matei
You're getting It dentl straight, oium
felleri
I'm a gurl, hut I'm up to ditto.
"So oil laku thai ciistlo 111 l-nglitnil.
With tour Mile of English earl,
Ami )oii ehiiKii )uiirself way down tho
iMiiird walk"
And thu winds UiroiiKh Ids whiskers
whirl. Ill Ills eje was a pensile saillieas,
On the necktie the dampness grew ,
"Skip, ere I break that plcturcniio f.tcel"
Ami hunklppid through tho foggy duw
-Detroit Prco I'ress.
Itliln'l "fjueir" Hie I'reni her.
A clergyman well known to Buffalo peo
pie says that when thu Lord uiailu him hu
forgot to put any pegs lu his mind on
which to hang the names of acquaintances.
Hu can remember faces, but not names
He lM.camu p.islor of a large church a fuw
mouths ago, and after discharging his
duties long enough to know his sheep by
sight, hu was visited one evening by a lady
whom hu knew well, hut whose name hu
could net, for thu life of him, recall. Wish
ing to bo reminded of It without exposing
his Ignorance, hu saldt
"lx!t mo see, ah how do you spell your
name?"
To which shu replied, with reproachful
dignity!
"S in-l-t-h."
Font moment tho clergy man was floored,
hut he rallied quickly and escaped rubuku
by rejoining:
"Oh; then you don't spell It with h ?"
Buffalo Courier.
Hututj Old Way.
Qraveler And you say you have a hun
dred souvenir spoousl Didn't tlioy cost
jou lots of money?
Traveler Not at all. Tho waiter turns
his back, aud I do thu rest. Toledo Blade,
Follows Nitluritll).
"How does It happen," Inquired the
stranger, "that all the Improvements nru
being made on this one street?"
"It doesn't happen at all, sir," replied
the clti.en, who was showing him about
tho village, majestically "This is tho
street I live on. I am president of thu
town board, sir." Chicago Tribune.
Not Kiuctl) So.
"Could 1
get a night's loilglng
here.
mum?" asked tho tramp
"I don't like to turn anybody away, my
good man, but you uro mi entire stran
Ker.' "Not an entire one, mum. 1'vo lost two
Angers and three toes." Detroit Free
I'resj.
llilhlillig It In.
The horse runs off and pitches the rldor
Into a neighboring lot.
Proprietor of tho property comes up In
diguantly
"And was not tho road, sir, wldo enough
to fall in without your having to drop In
my wheat fluid?" Fliegendo Hlatter
A MUiiniltTitooiI Metaphor.
Jolly Pegs I saw Dibble tho other oven
Ing nml he's looking first rate.
Holly Digs Still hugging tho same do
luslou? Jolly Pegs He was hugging a 200 poitud
sweetheart, hut she didn't look much like
a delusion. Detroit Free Press
KweeU to thu Sweet.
"You don't mean to ay she Ihrtw you
over and took up with a canity maker, do
you?" inquired his bosom friend.
"Yes," answered the gloomy youth. "I
didn't stand any chmico at all. He seemed
to have more of a er pull, you kuovv."
Chicago Tribuuu.
Removal Sale
As we flUciul to
rurmture Block on itli
anil P, about September
eluded to olVer our larue
FURNITURE
at nearly cost price unti
tend to make "cnuine
at reduced prices wi
II
and investigate.
AUG. TH. GRUETTER & CO.
1 1 if and 1 1
YOU GET FITS
And the right kind as well, as excellent
wear and latest style in Shoes when
patronizing
Parker & Sanderson.
See their fine line of shoes for
SUM M BR WEAR
1009 O ST.
LEAVE YOUR ORDERS
WITH
ice: CREAM
FOR SUNDAY DINNER,
AND THEY. WILL RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION.
Sutton & Hollowbush
Makers of Hon Bons and Chocolates.
Also Delicious Ice Cream and Soda Water.
S. E. MOORE,
m:vi:st kkfiicts in
Fine Waft papers
and Decorations.
Call and examine the largest line in the Cltv.
None but the best workmen employed.
Prices that can'l be heat step In.
Tri...i...n i 1134 0 STREET.
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H. W. BROWN
DRUGGSITWBOOKSELLER
The Choicest line of Perfumes. D. M. Ferr'? Finest
Flower and Garden Seeds.
127
South Eleventh street.
LINCOLN'S NEWEST
BOARDING DEPARTMENT.
Wc .tie tspcdallv well prepared to hoard a lln itfd number ol hore and having
the largest and linest" equipped stable In the cltv, can take best of care of all horses en
trusted to us Out stable Is light and roomv with uimii passed ventilation. All
vehicles ami harness receive dallv cleining and litwavs leave the stable In neat, clean
stvllsh appearance
CALL AX1) SEE US.-C.l'E L'S A THIAl..
Tolophono 518. Stablos 1639-.64I O St.
New
street, betweeii O
ist, we have eon
stock of
that time. As we in-
heavy cuts, these sales
be strictly cash. Call
1 8 N Street.
US FOR
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AND FINEST STABLES
V J I'UATT. Proprietor.
remove to our
First Class Livery Rigs
At all Hours D.n or Night
Family Carriages,
Gentlemen's Driving Rigs, Htc.
