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CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, AUGUST 29, 1891
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Chicago and Erie R. R.
1 Lain Chicago A Atlantic U'y T
1 m Connection xxltli the
Erie Railway
I'OltMH Till". ONLY I. INK 3
IIKTXX'K.KN
Chicairoaiui New York
Under One MmiiiKCliicut.
SOLID TRAINS.
Tho Through Trains ol this l.iiiobolxvconehl. J
ciiku 11111T Now York arc run solid, thus
avoiding ntiuoynni'u imti eoniusiou
of ohmmlng ears or uillnu
connections.
Vestibule Limited Service
Vcstlhulcd l.lnilteil Trains, consist Ini? 01 law-
uiiuk, Hiiiokluitiinit Diiy Coaches, with
Pullman DltilliK miilHIrop nicCar
(healed ly steam, lighted hy Kilt),
over tliln l.lno
llverv Pay In the Year.
Pullman Service to Itoston.
A riilliiimi lluilel Sloepliii! t'r to mill from
Huston tlilly via this route.
This Mho ONLY LINK lluntiliiK I'ulliiiiiit
Curt betxvooli Chicago mill Huston.
BUCKEYE S3 J E
f-H To Columbus, Ohio, mill Ashland, Ivy.
I'lllllimn Sleeping Cur botHoeti Chicago mid
nhoxe Points dally
TruliiH Arrive mill I.iit Dearborn Station,
CIUC.UX).
For further Inforinutlon, cull on thu nearest
Ilallroad Ticket Agent, or address
W 0 Rlneujon, A M TucW, I) I Roberts,
Oon. I'ass. Agt. (Ion. Mgr. A.ll.l'.Agt.
New York. Cli'voliiiul Chicago
Santa Fe Route !
Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe R. R
The Popular Route to the Pacific
Coast.
Through Pullman and Tourist
Sleepers
Between Kansas Ut and SAN DIEGO,
LOS ANG!2I,I-:S, anil SAN FRAN
CISCO. Short Line Kales to
PORTLAND, Oregon.
Double Dally Train Service Between
Kansas Citx ami PUEBLO, COLORADO
SPRINGS, anil DENVER. Short
Line to SALT LAKE CITY.
The Direct Texas Route
Solid Trains Between Kansas City anil
Galveston. The Short Line Between
Kansas City anil Gainesville, Ft.
Worth, Dallas, Austin, Temple,
San Antonio, Houston, anil
all Principal Points
In 'lexas.
The Only Line RunnliiL' Through the
OKLAHOMA COUNTRY. The
Only Direct Line to the Texas
Pan Handle. For Maps and
Time Tables and Informa
tion Regarding Rates
and Routes Call on
or Address
E. L. PALMER. Passenger Agent,
411 N Y. Lite Building,
O E -A. X-3C -fii. , NEB.
Ladies' and Children's
Hair Catting and Shampooing
a Specialty,
-AT-
SAM.WESTERFJELD'S
BURR BLOCK
I, mill's Uti Itr. l.i! Hiie'it I'orlnillciil
l'llls f ruin Purls, France. That positive!) in
llovti suppressions, mnnthlj dcinugemcntH
mill Irregularities caused by cold, xxenkuess,
shock, uucuiln, or general norvous dehllltj.
Thu largo pinpoillou of Ills to which ludlca
and misses are liable Ih the dlicct reaiilt ofii
dlsonlered or Irregular menstruation. Hup.
prei-slons continued result In hlooil poisoning
mid quick consumption, fi package orll for
IV Sunt till t-ct 011 receipt of price, otil
In Lincoln liy II W. Iliowu, druggist.
$3000;
A VI'.AfsI I 1 iih.lMiakrt. Irlfflf
lerliuy fairly mi Utmii I rii ftliliei
n, wu mi rt-Nu iin nritr,hi mIio,
itftrr itittrutilon, villi work hiiuttriciiiiljr(
li w t rtttn llirrr llniutaHd hollar
YrarlnihiMr mn 1 aiuir unr wrlhe) li r I HUtofurnUb
tht ituAtl'iiiorniii 11 nt t mIiMi ) iiimiMiniiliaiRiiii unt
No nmiifv fir 111 milt n rulutai r I il iit1 nU kly
I ('annul I If r ' it im ikir iroin em h ilUiri 1 1 rr mil) I
liam airily Uiitliil ami irnIlM with uul inriit a tuvt
iiutni.fr. li ir fiiaklutr tirr tiwm a u ra It lla.NHW
nl Hill. I II. I nil M'tlM.l.r. 1'K I',! AMirt M,
I!. CAM.I.S, tk. 440. A iik ilu Aliiliit'.
VIGOR OF
lasHy. Quiokly, Permanently Restorod.
AVcuknvii, NTviiiini'. Ili'lillllj. uiul oil
the train of ovllt from i-nrljr vrmraur lu if t'xte
ttio rrnulti of ovi'rwiirk.Blckiiiiis, w rr ,otc h'ml
itrcDgtli, dovclupiuont, nnil tnuu irlvt'n to ntur
orirnii "nil imrtlnii nf thu Ixiily hlnil'lo, n iluni
nicttti(l. Iiiii'icillatii liiiirn oincrit urn, hullurn
l!Uiolble. Vll ri'fiTi'iui'i. llni.k, vxplttuutluus
Hill priinfii umlli'il lni'nlt'O) frio, AiMrews
Rll MEDICAL CO., BUFFALO, N. Y.
HIS LITTLE SCRAP.
1U Autlclpatnl Ho ft Mimp tint llanUI
Klii'W Ilia Trmle.
UputMott lluveii tho other tiny I met
jouiiK nmti fT10 had Just comn oil u train.
H had a black uyc, bin noso hud received
an awful jam, and after a patient lnviwtl
gallon of his right lower Jaw, at lilt ro
guuxt, I did not lii-iltatu to tell him It whs
fractured, When I nsked the particulars
of thu collision and bow many were killed
ho smiled h lop Jawed sort of a smile and
inld:
"Tbero wasn't any collision as I hcnni
of at least not on tbn railroad "
"Then you've had a rowf"
"It wns this way: Yesterday inoriitnu I
was around hero looking for it Job when ft
man comes up to mu and looks tnu all over,
and then asks if 1 was it lighter. I says
that I was nothing to brag of, though I
knocked the Erie Kid out in live rounds,
mid fought tho ButTalo Rusher to a stand
still In seven.
" 'What sort of a match does you want
to tnakeV says I.
" 'Wall,' says be, 'I'm a-llvln np here a
bit on a farm, and I've got a I my nniued
Dan'l. He's a cheerful oung man, Dan'l
Is, but he's got u sncllln of the head about
prizo lights. He thinks he's thu comlii
Sullivan, and thu cru.u Is riinulu away
with him '
" 'But what has 1 to do with )our bloom
in sou Dan'l t'
" 'I wants you to go home with mo. I'll
pass you olT for an orphan I picked up.
Then I wants you to put on the mittens
with Dan'l and knock him all over thu
township and reilucu thu swelliu of kiu
head.'
" 'For how much ougarr'
'"Wall, if It's a success I won't mind
ten dollars and your railroad fare mid a
big boiled dinner.'
"Well, sir, it struck me right, and wo
hopped onto a train and bowled away. Tho
old man was a eliiiekllu all the way home
over tho way I was goln to do up hU
bloomln Dan'l, and be gavo mu all the
pointers hu could to make the Job easier.
We arrives arter awhile."
"And Dan'l was there?"
"He was, sir. He proves to bo six feet
high and to weigh about a ton. I supposu
I looked n bit lonesome, for thu old iniiii
winks me iinIiIo mid says:
" 'Nexer mind the size of him Hu's big,
but slow mid awkwmd, and 0110 tap on the
iioso will grog him.'
"And you put on tho gloves?"
"That's what wu did. Dinner was hardly
over when Uan'l Invited mu out to the
barn to scrap a bit. Ho had an old set of
gloves and he could haidly wait to puel
olT Thu old man winks at mo to play his
bloouiiu child a inlnuto or two, and then
laud him, anil I proceeds accordingly."
"Did Dan'l seem at all agitated?" I
asked.
"Nover a bit, sir. Ho was as cool as tho
north side of an iceberg in January,"
"Well?"
"Well, the old gout calls time on us and
we stepped out. I leads with my left after
claret, but doesn't get any. I swings my
right for his jaw, but it wasn't there. Had
I better see tho doctor, sir?"
"Yes, later on. What followed?"
"Why, sir, tho bloomln innocent hearted
Dan, who doesn't know a swing from an
upper cut, wades Into me. Ho drives mu
all over the barn and hack; ho knocks mu
to the right and thu left; hu lands all over
me, from thu top of tho head to thu knees,
and by and by ho swings for my Jaw and
puts mu to sleep."
"Knocked you out, uhl"
"Yes, sir; and so completely that when
1 wakes up I was lying half a mile away
beside the highway. I looks for Daniel,
the tender blossom, and ho was down in
thu hay Held. I looks for tho old man as
played mo against thu field and ho was
sitting on thu fence close by When I
wakes up hu says:
" 'Poor maul I sees tlmt cyclone when it
lilts you, but I couldu'tsave ye. I'm a con
stable and down on tramps, and thu best
thing you cttn do Is to make a skipl'
"I skips, sir, and takes thu bumpers of a
freight train to bring me black eu and
battered nosu mid broken Jaw back home,
and 1 want you to put it in thu sporting
columns of your paper that thu under
signed, which is me, you know, has gone
a-wisltlug of his friends mid is not open to
any more country engagements against un
knowns until ho has thu gatu money down
in his bloomln pockctl" M. Quad In Nuw
York Evening World.
A Stum per.
Lawyer Now, Mr. Costello, will yoa
have the goodness to answer mu, directly
and categorically, a fexr plain questions?
Witness Yes, sir.
Lawyer Is there a femalo at present liv
ing with you who Is known in the neigh
borhood us Mrs. Costello?
Witness--Yes, sir.
Lawyer Have- you over been married to
her?
Witness No, sir
(Hero several jurors scowled gloomily at
thu witness.)
Lawyer That is all, Mr. Costello; you
may go down.
Opposite Laxvyer One moment, Mr. Cos
tello. Is the lady In question your grand
mother? Witness Yes, sir. Chicago Legal Ad
viser. A Cnnscleiitioua ArtUt.
"I'm very sorry, sir," said tho artist,
"hut I cannot undertake your portrait."
"And why not, pray?"
"It xx-ould ruin my reputation, sir. Your
coloring is bad, your head is out of draw
ing, nnd altogether a faithful portrait of
you would bo extremely inartistic." Har
per's Bazar.
A lu)lne Institution.
Chira Here's a slot uinchii'e and 1
haven't a nickel I xvonder il a dime
xxould do.
Her Brother No. You weighed on one
of those machines not half an hour ago.
Clara But this is another machine.
Good Nexxs
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w K mbVW44 V aLw a Jk ' ' btIb A
Thf Hliln to NIp On.
There's brilliant young physician In
Detroit who should liao been a great
American humorist. During the recent
hot weather a put lout who hadn't lieen
sleeping well applied lo him for advice.
"What sldo should I sleep on, doctor?"
ho Inquired.
"In winter or summer?" asked the doc
tor, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
"What's that got to do with It?" ex
claimed tho patient half angrily.
"A great deal," tespouded tho doctor
mysteriously.
"I don't sec It."
"Of course you don't," said tho doctor
Imperturbably. "If you did you wouldn't
liu hero asking mu about It."
"(3o ahead then," and thu patient nettled
back resignedly.
"Well," continued thu doctor, "In win
' ter, when It Is cold, ou should sleep on thu
Inside; out In such weather as tills you
should sleep on tho outside In a hammock
with a draft all around It and a plecu of lev
for a pillow. Two dollars, pleaau." De
troit Freo Press
Information llniiieatvil.
Count D Organbore A yacht Is now an
indispensable adjunct to every gentleman.
I am getting one.
She Indeed: whom "iru you getting It
for? Truth
NntliliiK Alli'h-eil About II.
He was a eaudldiite for parliament and a
limb of thu law. While cauva-sslug hu was
treated to tho following:
Mr. Candidate (knocking at thu door
whciu thu wife appeals) Is jour hint-
1 band In?
Wife No, sir. but I know what you
1 want My husband Is sine to vote for jou
because you got him olT for stealing that
i gun
Candidate No, no, alleged stealing of
I thu gun
I Wife Alleged bo bothered! Wu'vo got
the gun In tho house now. Tit-Bits.
I A l(enily Herkimer.
Teacher Meyer, supposing I buy 1J ells
of cloth, costing 1 11-1'J thalers, for a pair
of pants, can you tell mo how- much I shall
have to give for the cloth?
i Meier(wlth a soul abovo fractions) Sir,
IK ells of cloth aro not sulllcleut to make
' you a pair of pants. You will want two
1 ells. Then, taku my advice and don't go
mid buy cloth at ! 11-12 thalers, but Home
thing a little better for two thalers. That
will make it exactly two thalers. Buntes
Feullleton
Aiiiiljtlnit it Woril.
A teacher gavo out words for analysis.
i "Banknote" was one of them, mid the
teacher's astonishment may be imagined
when one jouug lady brought the follow
ing unique anal sis: "Bank-note Is a com
pound, primitive word, composed of 'bank'
and 'note.' 'Bank' Is a simple word, mean
ing the sldu of a stream; 'note,' to set
down. 'B'liik-notu,' to set down by tho
sldu of a stream." Yinulaud Independent.
rreseme iif 311ml.
Mr. Practical Joker, while gutting his
clothing checked nt a concert the other
night, xx'as struck on tho head by a falling
rafter and bled profusely
A doctor bent over him assured that ho
was dead, when Mr. Joker opened Ids eyes
and said:
"Here Is a dime, my good fellow; tell
them to check tho flow nf blood along with
my hat and coat." Loxvell Citizen.
Time Went Slow.
During one of the dullest days last week
In the Stock exchange when there xvas
nothing doing, and every one xvas waiting
for the hands on tho clock to reach 3 p, in.,
Murray Ballon, calling a broker to him,
said, "Say, old fellow, xvhat tlmo is It?"
"Txx-o o'clock," xvas tho answer.
"Two o'clockl I have had txvo century
plants bloom since then." Boston News.
Ill the Alpi.
Tho landlord Is xvritlng out tho bill with
the assistance nf tho head waiter. "Have
you noticed that thu gentleman in No, 7
looked at the weather vane every morning
during his stay here?"
"Yes, sir; every morning."
"Then we'll put down, 'For use of
weather vane three francs.' " Intransl
gennt. Superitniiiiiiteil.
Jones Those ulckel-lu-thu-slot machlnoH
arc not a nuw thing after all. This paper
says that they aro nearly a hundred jenrs
old.
Smith Indeed Perhaps that is why
they so often fall to xvork. Munsey's
Weekly
If- u I'unr It ii le, Ktc.
Mludcure Doctor Make up your mind
there is no p.ilu, and there Is nono. Five
dollars, please
Patient (moving toxvnrd the door) Make
up your mind there Is no payln, mid there
Is none. Yankee Blade.
Conjnciil llexntluii.
Doctor Did jour wife take tho butter
milk as I recommended?
Husband No, doctor, It xvas too sour for
her, so I put some sugar In and drank It
mjself. Fllegendo Blatter.
L'amil.
"What Is the difference between thatdoit
and this sauage?"
"None, except that one's alive."
(Both order steak.) Brooklyn Eagle.
A Chiiuce for thu Hotter.
She Well, how do you feel this morn
ing? Hu Thank jou, llku another maul
Shu I congratulate jou. Truth
Kmn li ilk'o Is I'imir.
Teacher Whence Is the word "obedi
ence" derived?
Scholar Fiom being whipped. Fllu
geudu Blatter
lli'.illt or Hotel I1I1U.
Shu Thudajs aio growing shorter noxv.
meu't the
Hu Yea, and so am I Munsey's Weekly
vS Ski i
AS i im ii
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
Making Things Inlrrrallnv fur
Rill
Chiiilao A (irrnl Cllmntr,
TlIK ltinilTTlllNO. Wetold Bill Chlldao
in those columns o or two months ago that
tho climate of this locality would wear him
out, and strongly advised him to lrael,
He thought hu knew thu tow n better than
wu did, and the result wns a hanging last
Friday night Bill kept on drinking and
fussing until ho put a bullet Into Indian
Mike. No doubt Mike ought to hnxu been
shot long ago, but thu bo)s concluded that
Bill Chudsu was getting too cmeless with
his gun, and hu wns Invited to go out and
bo hung
Wo were early on the spot, of course,
while our contemporary never oxen heard
of thu case until next day Wu expected
Bill would bu a little soru on us, but hu
wasn't. Unwanted to shake hands with
us beforo ho was tied, and during the llf
teen minutes allowed hlmoii tho head of
thu barrel he spoko In thu highest terms of
us as a cltleii mid as thu editor of a gieat
weekly paper Hu called direct attention
toThu Klcker.declatiiiglt worth llvu tluiiva
tho subscription price (one dollar In ad
vance), and added that If ho had heeded
the good advice found In every Issue lip
would not have been standing where h
was In fact, Bill talked so lluelitly that
xx u xveru almost a mind to ask thu boys to
spare him and let us try him as mi adver
tising solicitor Wu rellocled, however,
that the crowd had been put to a great
deal of trouble and would probably ho
disappointed, and therefore held our pence
while Bill was sxvung oil Thu xery last
thing he did was to hand us his gun as an
equivalent to tho cost of ten jears' sub
scription to The Kicker for his mother
It's nil l ATI:. We are In lecelptof
letters eveij week from parlies In the east
asking nbout business, the climate, chances,
etc. There aru some good things about
this country, and wo don't deny that there
are some bad ones. The better xxay Is lo
come out mid personally Investigate As
far as thu elliuatu Is concerned, wn declare
it thu best on earth. Ourowucasu Is a
proof of what It can do. Wu at rived In
this town thieii years ago wit li one lung
gone, lame in both knees, dead hioko for
cash, and having a cough on us which
made over) body think a tliiiuileistorm was
coming Up when xxe lot loose Our ues
xxeru so bail xxu couldn't sou a Digger In
dian llft foot axvay, and our hearing had
run down until a iiinn would have had to
ask us four times to drink with him beforo
xvo could haxe suspected what xvas up.
The llrst thieo nights hero xvo slept un
der a watfon on Kit Carson square, ami xvo
distinctly reiiiemlei of old Bill Parker
kicking us lie: oss the street when xxu nsked
him to lend us a dime to buy breakfast.
Old Bill Ij dead now Wo took somexvliat
of an act lu part in his hanging Today
xve nru tho richest and thu healthiest man
In tho county, feel llku a Texas steer all
tho time, and have got a hole full of
money. Iiefore the climate took hold of
us anybody could boot us around and slap
our Jaxx-s. Tho worm turned ono day, and
rIiico that time xxu have shot ten men and
discouraged about fifty others. Thu mall
xx ho kicks us has got to bu chain lightning.
Wo lead thu social swirl, will shortly I mi
elected mayor, and xvh ' 'ur xx'o say goes.
Gradually, as tho clliu has alloctoil and
de eloped us, wo have h trodiucd thu stylo
of eating with a fork, xxoaiing white shirts
and encouraging Chiiiesu laundries, and
wo nru considered authority on grammm-,
prlu fights, ancient history, poetry, thu
business outlook and the grizzly bear. M.
Quad in Noxv York World.
Wouldn't Killer the Itnee.
Old Citizen (to editor) Your friends
want you to make t he race for mayor of
the town.
Editor What's tho salary?
Old Citizen It's six dollars a year and
exemption from road tax.
Editor I'll not enter the race. I bellcvn
the otllce should seek the mail, mid if It
jumps on me, knocks me doxvu, liaudcuiTu
laud tars mid feathers me, I'll inaku my
will and taku It Into the family hut twt
unless. Atlanta Constitution
Not MonotonoiiB Tor Clarence.
"Pop," saiil Clarence Calliper, "glx-e me
Mvo cents?"
"What for?" said Mr. Calliper.
"To get some sarsaparilla with."
"You have asked mo for Mx-u cents every
day this week," said Mr. Calliper, as hu
handed over tho money "Don't you think
i this Is getting a little monotonous?"
"No," said Clarence, "I don't I don't
always get sarsaparilla. Sometimes 1 get
root beer and sometimes I get soda." New
York Sun.
Since Thru.
Bobbs I couldn't possibly sleep as late
as you do. Why, 1 am out of bed as busy
as a bee at o'clock every morning.
Dobbs You don't say so. Hoxv long
have jou been doing that?
Bobbs Ever slncu baby came. Iondon
Tlt-Blts.
Uiiaiicreanful KITorta.
"Pnpa," said Willie, as thu bass drum
xvont by, "that man ain't as strong as hu
looks, Is he?"
"I don't know Why?"
"He doesn't seem to be able to break the
box open "Harper's Bazar.
Not it Scrap.
Madge Vera and Bob had quito a fall
lug out last evening.
Mabel Imbed! Hoxv did it happen?
Madge They xxeru sitting In the ham
mock and the rope broke. Brooklyn
Eagle.
Nn Ni'Ms tn lllui.
Jinks The paper sajs thu court has de
clared you a bankrupt, Blnks.
Biuks Oh, that's no new I knoxv that
long ago, Somervlllo Journal.
Not (icttim; Them.
Miss Turner (out shopping) I xvlsh you
wouldn't ask mi ninny qmtiofis, Tommy.
Thomas I'm not; I am asking answers.
Lowell Cltlen
I'niiii the Heart.
ri .i,vv'r-.
. v v- I ....
r--rr t.v-
"Hide. Jlminj ' Here's dad, by jingol"
j "Hail, did yor saj I'd give fifty cents to
' Ih. In Siiudav school with mx pants onl"
I Ufo
Wnnteil the lUnil.
A man with a big hand, organ had
ttopped to play on Irving place, xvhen a
woman cmuo out and said:
"I xvlsh you'd lie kind onougli to inoxn
on and not play here. Theru's a very sick
man In the house."
"You no xvanta ills mooslok?"
"No,"
"Somebody seek?"
"Yes."
"lie no Ilka ills mooslok?"
"No,"
"Vera xvoll. If ills mooslck not loud
enough, I send you doxvu dat brass band
even pleca to inaka dat seek man feols
Lappyl" Noxv York Evening World.
Time In Cool HIT.
Proud Father My old friend, I har
brought around my sou to see If you
couldn't make a place for him In your es
tablishment Bo In just giailuated with
high honors
Old Friend My dear old boy, nothing
would please mu better Tell him to cnl'
around In two yeais Noxv York VYeuklj.
Ho Kno.
A society woman I knoxv xvas Invited by
a friend to receive xxitli her one evening.
The friend xxas tho xxlfu of a professor In
otiu of our large, well endowed colleges.
My frlond xx-as dressed very handsomely,
of course, and did all she could tn enter
tain and amuse thu crowd of people who
passed before them. Shu saw a tall, In
tellectual looking man approaching, mid at
that moment the hostess whispered
"lleru comes Professor Blank. Very
learned man. Is professor of psychology
Do talk to himnml say sumo of your clever
things."
Noxv my friend has an Immense amount
of savoir faire, and Is "up" in all thu chit
chat of tho day, but pyschulogy is way ho
j ond her mid thu very word frightened
her. So after the formal Introduction hail
taken place, mid her friend turned to ad
dress somebody else, sho felt conversation
ally stranded. Not nu idea xx-ould come to
her. Thu professor stood looking at hur
very much as any man would gaze at a
pretty xvomau, but said nothing. At last
hu stammered out: "Wuaru having very
line weather Just noxx" "Yes," answered
the learned man, "very pleasant indeed,
but there's a change coming. I can toll by
the xxay my corns achol" Detroit Free
Press.
llnxx He (lllllllil Time.
The 25th of Juno (runt day).
Landlord calls on joung doctor for his
rent.
"Good morning, doctor."
Doctor Good morning, sir. You'r
looking very ill; put out jour tongue.
Landlord uts out his tongue. Doctor
sees the hit dlord's tongue, gives hint a
prescription and soie's him home not to
leave thu house for a xxeek or txvo.
He departa poacefullj lor bed, minus the
rent. Tlt-Blts.
Hair or it.
"What hymn did I understand you to
say?" inquired the Suudaj school teacher
of thu joung lady who presided at thu mu
lodeou, mid who had just asked him to
close the service, thu superintendent buing
absent.
"Sing half of 2 ID," she answered, smiling
nt bis nervousness and confusion.
"Wu xvlll noxv close by singing," he said,
addressing tho school "by singing hymn
123." Harper's Bazar.
IIOjIlOOll )U) i,
"I xvas horn and raised in a Now Eng
land village," said the retired merchant,
as ho sat on his piazza and looked at a
newly shingled roof across the way, "uii
It is astonishing what memories that root
calls up. You have no idea xvliut u ndl'it
It is to me, even noxv, to knoxv t lint thus
shingles are all nailed tccurcly doxvn."
Somervlllo Journ.il
The fcnme Thlnif.
Edith Y"t nuti't imagine hoxv Mr. Bull
finch comiliioititcd your singing.
Ethel Did he, though?
Edith Ye, he said 'txx-as heavenly
Ethcl-Urnllyf
Edith Well, Jui the same thing. He
said 'twas simply unearthly. Tlt-Blts.
Very liwjiililll I .
A. Hoxv do you like jour landlady?
II, She Is a very cltx-er woman, but the
has entirely too much curlouty
"In xvhat direction?"
"She Is nlxx-uys asking mo xvheu I am go
ing to pay my board bill." Texas Slftiugs.
Letting No Chance Slip.
Housexvlfu If you are not axx-ay from
here In two minutes I'll send for a police
man Hungry Hlgglns Give me the 'arrant,
ma'am. I'll hunt one up fer on'y ten
cents. Indianapolis Journal.
At Hur Harbor.
Ho (to Boston girl) You aro "up" on
geology. Can you tell me xx hat kind of
rocks these are xxu aru sitting on?
Boston Girl To the unengaged thoy aro
trap. To tho engaged they aro gneUs.
Life
Out ol Tint ii.
Biggs Well, HarrU, hoxv 'ro your folks
in the couutiy?
Harris Oh, they're all right they've
scut for a donkey
Biggs Are jou going? Brooklyn Eagle.
A dreiit t'luhlur.
Sklnnj - What do j-ou t'ink of du No
name's new ilulder?
Fatty He's .i corker Dat feller kiu
ketch enxt'iu He lies Inn know cd to ketch
a train. Town Topics
XX lint Hi- Neeiliil.
Gils Do Smith You have very large
ears
Ullliooly Yes, my ears aru large. All I
lnck noxv to bo a perfect na la your brain.
-Tc.n Slftiugs
&-' -ritJJ1
I
TWO LINCOLN C1TIZUNS.
A l.llKoln llnrtnr's Interview With m
Courier Iteporler The Kiperlenee
of Imo Lincoln Clllena.
Hi purler As Catarrh Is lour specially doc
tor, could Xoil refer the leaders of the Courier
In some onsen jou haxe Healed here In Lin
coln? Iioolor- Vest hern me suXitiiI Icstluiotilnls,
ulxon xnliiiilnrlly, with permission lo uiiiku
Iheiu public If I itesltoil,
Iteporler -I sen i mi hnxooim here from Mr.
Maiuilel I'lirue. where does ho llvu?
IhM'tnr Mr, I'lixtie lives nt the northwest
comer of lllli uiul () slrcols. Hit Is a brltfht
xouiitf limn mid Is superintendent or the nil
lint department In the .lourunl olllec. Ilia
until toiiU llrst premium In tbn thru) Inst
slate fairs here, lie siijs. "l-'or lliu past nr
teeujearsl haxe siillered Intensely at this
NMisouoflhe joarxxllh catarrhal hav rover.
My exes Mould be red mid Inllniucd. My nose
would ootislnntlj ill-1'biune. Hoinetlines I
would uo a Inrie handkerchief uxcry hour.
Mj head roll lull. I xxould snecre Inordinate
ly M.N whole ajulein lieenuie xxenk and I was
unlit lor until. II lieuiiuoti me ns lisinit this
season, hut I xxeiit to in lleimla, xx Iioso treat
ment bus Ntopped II entirely, ami am a
well as ii y limn mm Ills treatment hns
HilXeil Iiiiiii lour to six xxeeks of Intense suit
oritur, liestdi s loss or time. I mu Kind lo rec
ommend his ticnlmonl to uiijone sintering
(mm mix form or Calairh,"
llcpoiler Is liny fever n enininnii iIIciimi?
ImioIoi II IsqiiPn piiivalout Whx.dojoii
knoxv that lnl jour my xvlfo ami I xxeru
spending m nun lime In tbe While llioimtalua
xx lieu thoie wore H.ium hay fever patients
then' who dared not return liimut till tho
summer xvas oxoi, the mountain air only
allordliiK Iheiu Irenlnm I nun this moat e.
eiiiolntltiK tioiihlo
llopoiler-Who Is Mr, Chits, .lacks?
Iioolor Mr .lucks lives on I) street, bo
txxeeti l!7lh uiul 'Jsth slnels. Hu Is a hrlek
lajer and winks for Hosier A Wcnxer ou lliu
new Adxenl college tie aaxs, "I had Ca
tarrh, Iho worst kind. Would hnxvk and spll.
cnnstiintlx , hush uiih slopped up, head iichcit
mid foil illr . appetite poor, had rliudnu In
ears; vxas xxenk ami scaieely able Inuurli at
all Hr lieiiuls treated urn one month mid I
am noxv entirely well. '
Tho Dennis Treatment
FOR CATARRH
Isnlxvnys satisfactory, hold to iilijslclau ami
patient, Hr. Ilcnnls, llje, l;ai, Nose unit
Ihrniil Hiuyonn, iiml Ciilnrrh NpoelnlLI Is
a uriiduiiti' or three iiiedlenl i-oIIouon, and has
hud leu joins experience, part or this lime In
the laritesl hospllnl In Nuw York oily. He
mikes no eliiune rot consultation. Ciiscn out
or the ollj siicccshIiiIIv treated hy cones
piindeiico. Hours, ti to I'J, 'i Inn, 7.110 lo M::i0;
Hiiiulav, atonp in, Olllee. corner Tenth nnil
n stiects, Lincoln, Nidi. Write lor mil par
ticulars or cull at olllee. Address,
C. Warren Dennis, M. I).
TOUR
AfotelSlNG?
33 A. 3ST.IC -
Lincoln, : Nebraska.
Capital,
$250,000
Ojlhtis uiul Pitrclor:
John II. Wright, I'res. T. . Sanders, V,-P-
.1. II. MeClay, Cashier.
A H llnyiuoiid, II I l.aii, Thus Cochran I!
HHl7ur, ('has West, K I.Hhelilon.
Cicnci.il Banking Business Transacted.
Accounts Solicited
REMOVAL ..
Lincoln Shirt Factory
To 1402 O Stroot.
In Its next loi-jitlmi this establishment xvlll
hiio Ix'tter fiic i"los than over ror turning
out flrst-clasa Hoiji, mid an Increased line or
(icnts Ktirnlsliliik" l'xls will a I ways hu oil
b-ile. To our biilinuiiis boon added a
LADIES' TAILORING DEPARTMENT
In xxkilVli tiuriiicnt or Mil kinds xvlll hu lilildo
to oidei auik il) thing rroui 'he smallest 1111
ileiuiiniielil r thoilnest Dyss or Cloak will
he skuiMllj excuiitiil an made on short
notice, tu li i ilepnrliiu-i't xvo employ one
ofthulA'-t cutlers andllttrs In tho country
iiml smnfaeti.,11 Is uunranl-ed In every par
tlculnr Out f u-torj vrill hereafter lie knoxvu
s fbc
Lincoln Shirt Mfg. Co.
A ICiitreiHe'n, Hr., Milliliter.
Cnll and see lie Cor. lllhand O Hts
!K SUPERIOR WORK
-110 TO-
SMALL'S
Steam Laundry
2014-16 O Street,
Offlcc 138 N nth St. Tele. 579.
Leading
PHOTOGRAPHER!
raten to tuttoiiti . nil una mo our work.
Studio, 12x4 O Street.
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f f.t mi tMi t -r t t tliitr m 1 t r J' hn It.
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