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WASHINGTON STATUKS.
FIGURES OF CHEHUBS WITH GREAT
LY SWELLED HEADS.
Tha Iliipllnit of tin, Dig female t'lgint,
on the DolUK of the NMIotntl Ciipltnt,
Tlu Statue of Wititiliigt.in Tl.rtt Shout.)
lie I'hIiiIi-iI.
Special CiirrcaHuiloiico,
Wasiiinoton, Aug. 18. This Is 11 city
of statues and statutes. Just now tin
now Lafayetto memorial etattto in ln
fuyetto park, opposite tlio Whito House
attracts more attention than any other
A burning nml utitsottlcil question hero Is
as to tho slzo of tho heads of tho pair 1 f
cherubs whoso bronzo figures adorn the
northern sldo of tho ieilestal, across the
street from .Mr. Blnlno's houso. Tho city
is divided into factions, 0110 of which
olemnly nvera that tho heads aro dumb
too large, while tho other stoutly miilu
tains that the two bronzo kiys aro notli
ing more than monstrosities. Since tlm
figures for this monument were molded
tiik swr.1.1. ur.ADKt) i..rAYr.TTK ciir.uri'N
by two of the most famous artists ol
Paris, it seems presumptuous on the pm t
of American Ihviuhm. who know no nun..
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about art than they know of the great I T')y fr"Kmc",s of w ,no,lul ' lo"l
hereafter, to pause on their way through ' TLtt mPIW .!"1(1 ?'XVM t?Atiwn-
the shady park, sit down upon a bench
and indulge in exclamations concerning
tho abnormal size of tho twin cherubs'
heads Nevertheless that is just what
tho American layman presumes to do
Almost any hour of the day, and in
tho ovenlng too, groups of people may
bo seen standing neaftfio statue, warmly
discussing tho much diocussed heads
These heads now Intro place among Un
popular curiosities hihI wonders of tin
town, and rank superior in interest and
attractiveness to the two girls with live
hands in tho painting of "Tho Signing
of tho Declaration of Independence." in
the rotunda of the Capitol, and are iar
and away trout the American aborignn
with six toes on his left foot in tho paint
ing of "The Buptism of PacuhoHtui."
which also hangs in tho rotunda. Every
stranger in town is driven to the Lafay
etto memorial, halted, his gaze pointed
to tho two chorub3 and tho inevitable
question put to him, "What do you think
of tho size of those heads?"
Proud Washingtonians ask their visi
tors front other cities if they have at
home any such heads as those, and on i
receiving a negatiro reply swell up with
conscious suiiuriority For aught I know
the discussion as to the proper or im ,
proper size ot tho little gods' heads ha
been carried to such a bitter extent as to
lead to tho breaking up of homes and
tho airing of 1nurit.1l infelicities in the
divorce courts. At any rate, on my way
homo through tho park ono day 1 passed
a couple, obviously man and wife, who
were discussing this point with heated
tempers and obstinate purpose. As far
as 1 could hear them their conversation
consisted chiefly of positive affirmations
and emphatic denials " Tis," "Tisn't:"
"Tis."'"Tian't."
Late ono dark night, while tho pink
policeman was dozing on a park seat
and pedestrians were few and far tie
tween, 1 climbed up the base ol the
monument and stood by the side of the
little gods, determined to ascertain by
the uso of a string and the science of
mathematics whether these heads were
too large, too small, or just right. 1
was amazed to discover that tho little
gods were nearly as tall as 1 am, which
Tint oopdess comks down to kahtii
is six feet. Their legs are ubout as Ion.,
as thoso of an averago boy of eight yeais
and their trunks or bodies are about
mally elongated iu proportion to then
limbs. I tool; nfTmy hat, 7J. and put 11
upon tho head of ono of the bronzo Isjjs
It fitted him like Uie little cap wliii i
tho down in tho circus stickb over In
enr tor tho amusement of the clnldni.
As nearly as 1 could judge a 1ft hut
would about fit tho little god, at mix
1 ate the circumference of Ins head'
around the temples and just above his
ears, is tliirtj-tour inches. His twin
brother's head is the same size. Tlio
head of either ot thorn is as broad as Iiik
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shoulders. TI1I1 settled It. so far iu I
am concerned
I have ranged myself on the sldo of
tho faction which contends that tho
French artists abnormally and ridicu
lously swelled the heads of these cherubs.
Of eourno tho champions of tho conttary
view contend that a little god with a
little head would be bad art, that the
figures are of tho Flemish ty.to and that
a cherub of human sl.c Vmld be ak'inl,
but when I go to the land in which cher
ubs hover about, If I over do go then', I
don't want to see them wearing heat's
twice tho size I am accustomed to.
There is otio famous statue iu Wash
Ington which until recently wo weie
forced to view at a distance It is tl e
goddess of Itlierty, who him all tlii-ic
years perched so proudly and loftily thrt
tho eye of man has been unable to scan
her well Looking from terra (Irum to
the top of tho great dome of tho Capitol
ono could seo a gracel til, well rounded
(Ignro with a sword iu her hand and
,tieer sort of coHture upon her head, but
at UOO foot distance It was imposslnli' to
tell whether sho was or was not a cornel
goddess, worthy her high station and
proud function as America personified
It was impossible by climbing tho wind
ing staircase which leads up tho dome
to get any nearer view of her regal beau
teousnessi in Inet, you could not see her
at all Now tho goddess or her plaster
twin has coino down to earth and mor
tal eyes may dwell ujioii her charms
with Mitisfnctory proximity Her coun
terfeit piesentment in plaster, tho model
from which sho was made, stands iu the
center of tho Nntlonal museum, and wo
may woishlp her at her very leet.
Armed liberty, the goddess of liln
city, or America personified, as sho is
variously known, was modeled by the
sculptor Thomas Crawford iu his studio
at Rome. That was thirty or moio
years ago, The plaster figure wiih
shipped to tills country in sections, and
Clark Mills, who made the Jackson
equestrian statue in Lafayetto park, op
posite tho White House, cast it in luonzn
Crawford did not live to seo his ci cation
placed upon her noble pedestal, tho
dome or tho Capitol. When the bronzo
figure was successfully cast tho plaster
model found icftige iu a dm k and gloomy
vault in tho depths ol the Capitol base
ment. Thole it remained for thiity
jvmB, or iiiiiii nisi ueeemuer, wnen tne
tional museum, there to be put together
and elected as a restored whore.
This work was performed by Air
Theodore Mills, 11 son of the elder Mills,
and Ills task was not an easy one. He
found the goddess iu a sadly dilapidated
and scattered condition. Her nose was
broken into a hundred pieces. One of
her pretty ears had completely disap
peared. A long search was required to
find all of tho pieces composing the left
arm, and most of her toes nnd fingers
had been broken oil or badly damaged.
WASHINGTON 8 STATUE IIMSTHItlNa.
Little by little the hundreds ot pieces
were brought together and missing ones
supplied. On a brick pedestal within
the touutain, in the center of the mu
seum, tho feet were planted, then the
ankles, tho knees, tho thighs, tho Ixxly in
6oreral sections, and ultimately the god
dess was brought to life again, complete
mid beautiful. Ropes and pullies were
used to lift tho henry pieces in place, for
the proud goddess, who appears to lie it
figure of mere matronly size when seen
at the top of the dome, is actually 110
feet from toe to topknot.
Tho headdress of tho goddesa has puz
zled mauy ihtsous who have bought by
use of spy or field glass to toll what it is.
I Jefferson Davis xx-as secretary of war
when the goddess was made, and Mr
Davis objected to the Phrygian can
1 which Sculptor Crawford at first de
signed for lior. Mr. Davis did not like
.tho Phrygian cop, it is said, because that
( was tho emblem of an emancipated slave,
a freedmnn rather than it freeman. At
that time a story was started, which has
been going ever since, to the effect that
at Mr. Davib' bUggetto!i a headdress of
long tobacco leaves xx-as substituted for
tho cap As it matter oi fact, tho god
dess' headdress is composed of tho grace
ful plumage of an American eagle.
Armed liberty is worth looking sit, nnd
when you come to Washington you will
do well to go to tlio museum to ko her.
There is btill another famous statue in
this city which htriuigers look upon with
mingled emotions It is the statue of
George Washington iu Statuary hall,
Capitol One reiiiaikablu thing' about
this statue is that it lopruscnts tile Fa
ther 11 f His Country as weazened, badly
organized, physically weak and spiritu
ally flat, whereas it is geneially believed
ho was nothing ot the sort. Another
uotexvorthy feature is that it is in a sad
state ot dilapidation. This mi called
statue is simply a marble replica ot the
Hoiului marble statue iu the state house
at Richmond, and tho last coat ot .unt.
put on 110 one known how many yi nr
ago, is coming off in blotches and large
flakes The first president with Ins skm
peeling off Ins bi.dj , and with a scabby,
mottled face does not make a pleasant
iignie The Father o His Country tie
soives better tieatmeiit of posterity. We
might, to .say tho xery least, afford him
a new coat ot paint.
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DIDN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT.
Tim III1111.I Young Mitu mul III Titlkittltf
SI runner.
A large, middle aged 111.111. with a kind of
how arej ou iniT) body look 011 his hlij,
round face, sti'tqied Into iiSnuth SliU-xt n-tt
car )e Merita) iiioriilngiiiid sat down hj the
side of a ladder jiiutli t limn, after it fe.
teuiarkn of a preliminary natiiie pettaln
Ing to the u rather, he addressed In tlii.
style
"I reckon )ou were born and raised a
blond, ttarn't joii, young miin"
"I I supposu mi," answered the other
"I don't often make mistakes atom
things of that kind," rejoined (he Imi;e
man lieartll), "I can spot a blond at fai as
I can sen hlui And Hiiro's another eutl
oils thing about Hint," he added, turning
half round in Ids seat, crossing one leg oxer
the other, and ginning confidential "S'i
Hire nexer makes any mistakes, either
When nature give a lining felloxx a e t
o' pinky sklu ami lluht hroxxn hair slm
doesn't glxe hlui a blue black inltMai'hi
That's xvhj"
The 1. lender j out li linstll) crossed lie
car and sat ihmu 011 the other side.
"You're right," said the cheerful, mid
die aged parly, folloxx Ing him titer "It 'm
altogether too sunny on thai side N i.x
this thing of a blue black mustache on a
blond face, Jim know, xvlth light exehrowa
and"
"I'll like to kiioix what illllercncc," In
terruptetl the uoxv painfully blond jinitig
man fiercely, "It make to jou"
"Certainly, certainly. That's what I vxns
coining to. ird bless you, I'xu got a
ticphexv nearly as old as oil are, I reckon,
and he's got a regular spoiigu cake coin
plexlon, you knoxv one of these tallntt),
xxaxy sort of skins that go ixltli light, tow
colored hair They call him Soneltop.
Well, that chueklelicail went uptown one
tiny and paid a barber a quarter to dje his
mustache When he got home"
"Say I Look hero! What do I care about
our nephew"
"That'h Just exactly xrlial I'm getting at
He had a blue black uiilsUiuhe like joiiih
ami he looked like"
"C'oniluctoil" jelled the young man,
"let me olT at the next crossing!"
"And he looked like a streak of perdition
011 a full union," continued (he middle
MUi'tl iiiiiii pleasant I) "No, sir, I tell jnu,
J. mug chap"
Hut the xnuiig chap, without uniting for
the next crossing, Jumped oil.
Flop! Kerllop! Kerhopllop!
Tho car was going at t he rate of twelve
miles an hour
When he picked himself up he fell of his
blue-black iniistachu to see if II xvns all
thele.
Then he picked up his hat.
And lie Mood In tlio nililillc of (,,. t ritrk
and swore at the Hying cable car until lie
had to get out of the way for the next ono
Chicago Tribune.
He Aslie.l N11 Morn.
A well known clergyman of Pittsburg
was riding iu a Peiiu avenue car the other
day, when a lady and a child got aboard
Tho minister gallantly offered Ills neat,
ns the car xvns crowded, and It xx-as gra
cloiisly accepted.
As the gclirletnmi hung to a strap with
one hand lie patted the child's head xvlth
the other, and the following coiixersiitiou
ensued:
"Fine child, madam."
"Yes, sir."
"Very line, Indeed."
"We think so It is tho only one xvo
have."
"I am very fond of children."
The lady nodded.
"Now this hoy xvlll grow up to he a great
comfort to you, mid perhaps a support.
You ought to bo very proud of him."
"Yes, sir"
"What Is Ids tinine?"
"Annie."
At this the whole car roared. Tlio min
ister joined In the merriment, but not iu a
hearty manner.
He asked 110 mine iiuestious. however
Pittsburg Clnonlcle Telegraph
This Milliliter' I'iiiI.
A hatter told me this morning that ho
xx-as selling more yachting, caps this jear
man straw Hats, ami 1 believu It. Shortly I
after my Interview with the hatter I met a '
friend of mine, upon whose head xvns
perched one of tho jaunty yachting caps.
It made him look likenn Admiral Walker
I satd:
"You look like a sailor with that cap.
Have you over lieen across?"
"No," he replied.
"Have j-ou ever been on the ocean or on
the sound?"
"No," replied, I haxeii't; hut," hu added,
"I've been out to the West Hartford icser
volrs." Which HhotvHthat its word doesn't
make a brigadier general. Hartford Post.
Ctnpllrateil Aimer.
Gllhoolj- You say your xvlfo is In a had
humor?
Peiinybuiiker Yes, sho is,
"What Is she angry about?"
"In tho first place, sho got angry at tho
servant girl, then she got angry nt me be
cause I didn't get angry nt the servant
girl, and now she is angry nt heisolf be
cause I got angry at her because she got
angry at the servant girl Do you under
stand?" Tit-Ults.
A Terrible Munition at Sprint; Luke.
"Dear mo1 dear met" cried Kthcl as tlio
hotel clock pointed to midnight.
"What's tliu matter, dear?" asked her
mother
"Why, luouuuer, I hurled Chollle de
Sappy iu the sand this morning and forgot
to dig him up'" Next- York Sun
Her Altriirtliiu.
Clara Charlie Jackson prefers blond
Klrls
Laura linked! 1 am quite a brunette,
you know, mid hu Is always xery attentive
to me.
Clara Piohablj In-caiisu jour iucnuiu Is
fair. Munsey's Weekly
lie Millie One, Sure.
"That veil Is xvrj becoming to jou," said
the joung man cimuiIIj
"Oil, Is It" she snapped, as slio tluiiuced
away. And In- lias Uen trjing to under
stand exer sime just where lie made his
mistake Sninerxille Journal
All Awful 11 ght.
Sis
Bub rthelstai
-Whj
I am unhappy
Sis-
I think jiiu'd
blonil:-Life
love me better if I
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In TeiiM Arhonl,
Tenrilior Can you take (ho from th res,
Johnny?
Johnny Yon, I borrow two, nml thou I
can tin It.
"Hut If your pa gives you three cents,
nml tells you to go to tin candy store to
buy live cunts' worth of candy, how would
jou do thuur"
"IM keep the tliren cunti and tell tho
man to charge the five cent's worth of
candy to pa '
"Hut what would jou lull your pa when
lie asked jou about ItV
"A lie, of com. "-Texas Slftlngs
llv Winn'l Tim l.iirun for Her,
Mrs, Klilcr (who entertains modem then
I ries Iu regard to tho training of children)
1 Why, Miss Polity, don't jou think Harold
I is gelling too large to whip?
Mrs. Poloy iw ho misunderstands her)
1 Oil, iinuie Hu hain't verj stout If he is
big, an I 1 eel; on I ho able to tan Mm fur
Mime jenrs to come, ef I don't git du riitiin
U'l iu my arms agin. Harper's lla.ar.
A Hint In l.iiiiill.ir.U.
Stranger How is It that you charge me
three dollars a ilny Instead of one, t lit
Usual price?
Landlord My dear sir, xtlie-i juucaine
here jou took the only vacant room Iu the
house, so I hud to turn awnytwo tiieu who
subseiiientlj nppllul fui- boa id and lotlg
lugs
Stranger Ynu don't expect ntu to paj
for them, do jou?-Texas Mftlngs
Nut (iriileful.
Jinks How's this? Wlij aro jou not
willing to subscribe something toward a
monument to Columbus, tho discoverer of
America?
Winks (sutlcrlng fioin rheumatism, oio
throat, catarrh, bronchitis anil a touch of
the grip) Hecailsu If he I idn't illscoteied
America I wouldn't, have b-eu born iu this
cursed climate. Now York Weekly
Two Hi,),
Little Daughter Oh, mamma, didn't
you saj Dick mustn't go xvlth that neigh
bor's hoj ?
Mamma Indeed ! did.
"Well, he's with him behind the ham
uioking cigarettes,"
"Horrors! N that dirty faced boy teach
Ing Dick to si'ioko cigarettes?"
"No'm Dick's- teachlu hlm." Good
Noxxs
A Si(ern Test.
Neighbor Hoxv do jou like your nuxv
neighbors?
Little Ulrl Mamma says they Is axvful
tdro people, real polltu uu Christian.
"Has she called?"
"No, but xxo'vu sent iu to borrow a dozuu
dlff'reiit things, an they didn't onco say
they xvns Just out." Good Noxxs.
IVIiut Complexion.
"What a red face Colonel Yerger
has
Koi?"
"Yes, his face Is led, but that is its nat
ural color, oven when ho Is pale as a ghost
his face Is the color of crimson. You ought
to seo hlm w hull ho Is excited and guts red
In the face Then he turns purplo and
blue." Texas Sittings.
A I'eiT llule 'I Inil Slli.lilil Hi, llunc It
txirj Printing Olllen.
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to n printing otllce do tilings calculated to
annoy the emplojes For tho heliullt of
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handle It say so to thu printer and hu will
Im glad to leave Ids xvork and empty the
typo upon the editor's table, xvheru you can
nil Iu his easy chair and oxamlnu it at your
leisure. Never ntlnd putting back the
tj pe the printer can do that after you
have lluislied.
Don't reat! tho proof sheets, clippings or
manuscript If you xvlsli to knoxv what is
going to appear in the next Issue of thu
papera.sk the editor to read it aloud to you.
He has plenty of time, and xvlll be grateful
to jou for the chance to quit his work nud
entertain you.
If jou want to look over the cash book
have tho editor go and gut It for you.
Your interest xvlll please him
Never ask for 11 sample copj-. Discover
whero theynro kept and help yourself to
as many as you want Abovu all things do
not offend the editor by tendering j.aj niunt
for tlium. It Hatters him to think you
want to read It, and It is cruel to end liU
satisfying day dream by the mention of so
worldly it tiling as money Besides he
only publishes It for the glory there Is in it.
Just help yourself to the exchanges. If
any are still In their wrappers take them
out by all means They contain later nexvs
than tlio others.
Before going make some nluiomnr remnrk
to the editor about hoxv easy it is to run a
paper, nud express j-our surprise thnt lie !
does not do it Utter You would leave au I
aching void In Ids heart should you forgut
to do so.
If j on are interested in seeing how things
look in typo have tho prltitur set up your
name in tho nicest typu In tho otllce and
then take It homo xvlth you for a curiosity
Ttie editor likes j-ou to haxe a memento of
hlm. Other people's furgetfulnoss is tlio
bauu of his existence.
Ask the editor, If jou are a perfect
stranger to him. to supply you with a du
pllcnto key to his postollice box, so y.uicau
get Ids papers regularlj If he lie a gen
tleman lie will give jou the key without
tusking; but some editors are not guutl
men Concord (N. H ) Times.
Itt'teniju nt I.a.l.
Mr. Bingo My dear, I have a little sur
prise tor jmi
Mrs Bingo Oli, how nice, what is It in
that package
Bingo Ye Here aro the neckties you
gave me when wu xx-erc- first married. I
have sated them all these years Clothier
and Furnisher
Nut for the t'pper Ten.
Hirks Who did you speak to?
Wicks Whom" did jou speak to-
-not
"xvlm vt ho is iioor grnuunar.
Hicks Wliat of it? The majority of peo
plo don't know it The few people xvlit
understand grammar nre nor tho people l
associate wit 11 Hoston Tr.iuscript.
"vj'y.i jl
m&wu ! y
AN INTERESTING INTERVIEW
About Microbes.
A Lincoln Doctor Tells a "Journal"
Reporter Something About Those
Infinitesimal Organisms Which are
now Recognized by Scientists an the
Cause of Discnsc Professor Koch
aliilHIsCure for Consumption, '
Kepiitlci Hixitor, xe heal Xerv lltllit lately
of I'lolc'snr Uni'li, I he ecletirnleit Herman
phxslfliiti wns Iil itl.i'inerv a Minimr
litii'loi-(inly 1 111 1'iillx . Piorimniir Koch has
eonvhii'i'il the xvorlil thnt the rurii ofilUen..,
ilepell.l eullielx on the rellioxill of thu Cnlisii
lltlil While his inelhoil Is milium lint ill. up.
pointing I Ilie lesiiiis mil cutlrctj satis-
Ineloix Mill this Is line to the illltletillv of
IHielllllK lilt- site ill (be tferill Hie bacillus
tubeieiilo-l--will) iiieilleiues which xvlll des
tiny Ihein Hiiweier be lias ulnrled n wave
or liivcstliiiiUiiii in nii-tllriil si'ltuii'A which
"III lull tl.iu II III.' nyes unit llllllllj coupler
ili'itlli ilnillint eiitismiipMou ns xnecluatloti
compli'icil smallpox
Iteporlei Ale Hi mij other .Uncases
cniln'il I.j' Mil- siiuie U'i tin?
Doctor -es it few. but one of Hie liloet
pit xiilenl illneiist's III this climate nml one
nhleli tines ns much .Immure as rotiauiliptloii
IscmiHc.l by 1111 nlloKcther illllerent ueriii. I
leTt rtociilnrrh. Wlij.ilo xnu Icnow Hint nine
mil ol leu eiist's orilenfness or tin out or iinsnl
i.iilbleiiieciuiM'.l I.j ciitnrrli, Hint nvei one
hilirihe eases of ee illseuse tlilliliiletlo.il
lltlil lift cenl of il.xspcpsln nml Impcifect
illuestlon me fiom the anio eiilise?
Itepoitei lines ealntih cniise consiiiiipl
Ion? Iiiii-liir N11. nol thirdly, but Inillrci'ily II
Menkens Hi., hums bv nttnclilliK Hie hionclihil
tul nut this nixes Hie fiinoiimpllnii ucim 11
eliiiliee to Mini n ti.ilgtilt'li I nil. I cousiimpHoii
mul ilralli follow
Itepmlcr-Ciiii eiitmih I met?
Diieloi-les.irtnlieii In nine, thill Is bcaMo
the Inst hiiigi- Is leaeheit
llepoilei What tiealuieiit Is iiinsl sticeiss
llll? DiM'toi-1 employ 11 nii'ilioil bused strictly
011 the tieim Hienrj. The uoc, tl it, ears,
ejtsiillit bioiii'lilnl lubes, unllllK tlio lillius,
me tnsllx liiieheil bv Iiieilleiues npplleil hy
melius ol Mil loos liuptoxeil llixti unii'llts.
I'll.'".' I Ili'ltles .leslro) Hie K'l III mill Hills
ICIIIIIXcs the emiseof the tlls'iiae.
Iteporlei -Do jou un locnl trenlmont only?
Hoelol Not cntliclx The I1I001I bejim
polxincil ht the nlisiirptltiii or the catarrhal
poison miisl be piiillle.l bx mcilh'llics ml
lllllllsleieil b tlii'Nl.iiiineli riiestslem being
Hills elennse.l ami Hi. cause of' illseuse le
moxeil the w holt, boilj soon 1 .'turns to a state
of pet h el heiillh This plan of (tenting
eiitmih Is lin.iM 11 ns
"THE DENNIS TREATMENT"
nn.l isiiiwiixssniisruel.irv both to ph.xHlclmi
nml l.alleiil Hi Heniils Is n giinliiiiteof Ihtee
m.'.lleiit colli'Kcs nml Juts, lm ten jenis ex
pel li'iu'e, part of this time In Ibe larii" limpl
tulsnlNew lnrkcltx ami t'lilengo. Me mnkes
noehaiKU f.11 coiniilialloii i a-es out of Hie
'llv sue, mil) lieateil bj correnpoiulu lice.
Horns tl to li'. 'J 10',, Trmio s 'in snnilnx, '1 to
In 111. Hllli'e corn. ir i.r'l'entli mul (I siieels,
l.llieoln Neb XVlllc Im full pnrll. Minis 01
cull at ollle. ('me uihiliitlt I. Atl.liees
I WAltllKN IHINNIH, M I).
TOUR
AfttBTBHO?
Li VCD!. , : Nl-IIKAhKA.
Capital,
S25O.O0O
Ojitii t ami taiiiiii;
John 11 Wright, I'res. T. I:. Sanders, V.-P-
.1. II. Met'lnj, tnshlei.
A H llaj nioiiil, II I' I.1111, Thos Cochrmi K
ItMi'l, ChBs West. I" I.HIlel.lon.
(ieiicial Il.-inklug Huslncss Tiansactcd.
Accounts Solicited
REMOVAL -i.
Lincoln Shirt Factory
To 1402 O Stroot.
In Its next-location thU eslnbllsliinent xvlll
IlllVIt b-tler rnrllllll's linn, ,.l..r fur ll.rnl,,,.
out llrst-eliiss urn k. nml uu luciense.l Hue of
Onnts' I'liriiMiliigHo.Mls xvlll alxvnys be on
sale To our business has btuii milled a
LADIES' TAILORING DEPARTMENT
In w'hlch k'lirnientsof nil klmls will , nunle
to order 11111I 1, in tiling rrfi.n tl,.. h.nuit.t.i ,,.
.leiKarnieiit to the lluest Uless or t'limk will
be skllllullj executed ami made on short
notice. In Ihls ilupailm.iiit we enmloy our
or the best cutlers aint litters Iu the country
ami siillsfiietlnn Is gmirnnteeil Iu eveiy pur
tleiilar Our fiuloij will herentter Is- knotvii
io the
Lincoln Shirt Mfg. Co.
A. K11I1 iisit in, .-.j , Milliliter
Cnll and see us for lltli mul 11 His
El SUPERIOR WORK
(HI III.
SMALL'S
Steam Laundry
2014-16 O Street.
Office 138 N nth St. Tele. 579.
Leading
PHOTOGRAPHER!
, Is .
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see 0111 xxiirk.
Studio, 1214 O Street.
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. . sti-ll'-ul Not to Jons sKiuorus O.T.A.
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