Capital city courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1893, August 22, 1891, Page 2, Image 2
! &," CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, AUGUST 1891 J TlIK Ol.l) RlCMAHIilC FOLSOM Is still lltmlinilirii (01 Ice Cream Ices, Cakes, Candles, Etc. Our Specia tnent foi residence aiul most popular catcnnr order depart- to private parties is the in the city "Prompt delivery, pure ,'oods and reasonable prices" is our motto. ICE CREAM PARLOR NOW OPEN. 1307 0 St. Telephone 501 VW SA 1 iw. 's Y'i.rr, i f i : v SHE SIMPLY COULDN'T. Hlifl could Inn nixl iliu toiilil piny, Hho cntlM ilnnco from nlitlit till day. Hlio coutil wullo tlio hour niiiiy. So'llisnlit. Hlio could slmto niul tlio toulil pnlnl, Hlio rduM piny Uio iwtrnn mint, Hilt lio uiilMn't nnil alio wouldn't Make a bod Slio could milk clulit mill's mil) Ami lny Iciiiil.cliurinliiitli. I'llrtlnit In ii iniir) way. Mttlcfcnmp! Hlio could ilrlio niul piny bunrhiill, Hlio could nmku ii at) llsh Civil, Hut alio couldn't ami alio 11 uulilu't Clean n lump. Hlinrniild milmninl shucoiild low, Hlioconlil nluu). lim oh lioiiu, Ami I'm auro Hint u nil know yiio n nh) Clio toulil Immli mul alio coulil prnncn, Hlio could pin) ii itnmo of cliiuirv, "Hut nlir coilliln't mul alio wouldn't Make n plo. U(i( could utch mul ii rlto u Imok, , f)io coulil vmuiUlili ultli ii look) Hlio coulil ii In by hook or crook, I COtlfl'SS. Hlio could scold and alio coulil flout, Hlio could cry mul alio coulil pout, Hut alio couldn't mul alio wouldn't Make a dross. Hlio coulil tiilk of church nlTnlrs, Hut know iintmlit of household furi'ii Ht ill I'm aurn Hint nono cimipnru Willi mi cut Nun. Even If alio coilliln't tin ko llrrnd mul pica mul nlitfel rnko, Hhociiriptureil nnil sho captured A rich limn, Nona l.i'ttcr. ?. m t 'AP7 A BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION IsllUo tliu headline or this iiilxoillsouienl. It Isiittrnetlu'. Onouiny luim nil the quail lej or lioiul and heart In make one Inveiilile, Imt they limy pais unnotlerd niul tenia u un known bwmiao mil' hu not tliu iinlllliH uf ioronnl i.eiiuly whleli iitlincU nttoiitlon wliloh ilriiwit poopli' to ui to tlml out u lint we really are. It Ii lliomimo with Mil iiitver. tlaoutotil If It liml nut been lor nit nttnii'tlve homllng ynu would not have leiul It, hvrry inly lilies to be attractive, ami It Ktheivroio. every Imly'Hilutyto piiyelosonttcnllon to her complexion. MltS. OltAIIAM'M EUGENIE ENAMEL Create n lovely complexion Instantly on any akin, lllsilollcntf, harmless niul show no trace of powder. U remains on nil Hiy. in tuitu washed oil-, mul ilut or perspiration ninv Ik wIptM from tlio fni'o without innrrlnit It 'ilollunto lii'iiuty. It U Iho imin nrtlm tollin tiiiui'. I'ivcry inii.v wiih iiw, ii i hi" llxhti'it with llxaupi'rlii'llcolH.Mlilch linltntn imt..ro ao ticrfoctly Unit no omi run to I tint tlu cniiinft'xlon rrontiM hy It Ii, nitllli' nl TliN lathi' hUhi'it of nrt liicoint'ttc. rlUl'l-. UNK DuI.I.AII. All tlio li'iidlm: Lincoln (lruKiilta aril It, H. T Clark Drug Co., Lincoln. WIIOI.KSAI.K AOKNTH, lllll j 'h I'nrty. Illlly's tnotlior, wI.iIiIiik to niiikc him Imppy on hl t-lxth lilrtliiluy, Invited n nntnlHirof tliu clillilrun of licr friends to i-flloliriilu tliu uvunt. Hilly In'fW'l that tlio liivltntloni hIioiiIi! I'liilirnru tun or tlnvo "Tom Cnnty" itort of frlciuU, whosu dlilmviilk nciiuuliitntico liml a pccitllur fiisclimllon; iiIhd ii llttlu Tojwy, tliu chllil of mi (ici'iimIoiiiiI colori'il timlcr itnily in tliu Immilry At (lit1 iiiioiiiti-il hour tlio m ii'.1) Is ar rived with thclr uoiivcntlouiil itlfti. The unconventional Mliluwnlk linyn, mmilfcstly ill nt caau In a itint up tlrntvlii", room, tool awkivanlly iiImiuI in coruurH niul WMtchcil tliu pmciTilliiKi with itollil conn tcnauci'H. Not u Topny, tliu ruiliml ux tmimlou of ivhono ryen nhoucil hur Interest in what wax koIiiu on. When tliu little- compiiny was iuuihIimIciI for supper Topty was inUslii, lint hoou appeared, hnmtliiK Into tlio room with Iho IIIIIIOtUICCIIH'llt- "Say, Mint Johnson, my mother saya ahe'll liny Hilly n iiccnt when Miss Wheat on pays her for tlio wiiMhitiK," ThuWhealons heliiK ainotiK Hilly more nrlutocrnllc Kiicsts, Ids mother's dismay may Ihj ImiiKined. Hrooklyu Arlington. I'o no of Itiitilt, Mr, Metlioilus Thcro hhonlil Imi yhtem In uverythliiK, my dear. If you went as particular in IIIIiik your trmli'siiien's hills a.s I urn In tiling my letters, draftn, ex chaiiKcs, etc., you would uover have any troublu to liml them, I adopt this system In everything. In fact, it has grown to be hucIi a habit with mu that there Is no lin portant Incident of my waking hours that I do not make u note of and llle away. Mrs. M. Yes, my dear, but there Is such a thing as carrying a habit too far. From tliu rasping nasal sou nils 1 hear at night I should judge you were given to tiling your dreams as well. Uoston Courier. Omul In I'nmllrr On, While stationed In Itlclimoud barracks In Dublin along with n detachment of tho Dublin fusiliers one of tho ncntrios be longing to tlint corps got strict orders to present nrms to nil Held olllcers, and rapu daily to tliu commanding olllcur A young subaltern was passing Ids post, and tho sentry presented arms to hlln Tho oHlccr, however, wut up to tliu sentry nnd told lit in that he was not untitled to that com pliment, when the sentry replied, "Acb, tire, you nro good enough to practise, on." -Tit-Hits. Tim Tullur Clio nETRlBUTICN. NOW IN NEW QUARTERS I Lincoln Trunk Factory o st H33 T- Where nt- will be glad to ccc nil old friendk nnd ciihtomerinnd ns many new oiu'h a can got Into the store. O. K. WIR1CK, SUCCKSSOR TO WIRICK & HOPPER. A .Siilili'i-fiitii. "Chnrllp," said Maude, "papa doesn't llku you, because be sayn you'ru uxtruvn gant In your dress." "Wull, Just tell your father I haven't paid a tailor's bill In two years," rctortivl Chnpplu. Truth Ailtlcii to u Vooiic ISI it ii. Voting man, In your youth either split rnlls or work on u canalboat. Then when you grow older, tho presidential chair may be yours. Do not dream of organizing ;i youthful band of faithful followers to go west and slaughter Indians, for tliu red men, with thu asslstaucoof bad whisky nnd government ammunition, mo killing thetij selves as fast as possible. Always speak kindly to your sick uncle. He may make a will somu day, and per chanco hu might leave you one of the fam ily spoons; or, even better, you might bo comu the envied possessor of his n 1 1 1 it ii t oak bootjack. When your parents disagree on soum slight subject preserve a discreet silence, anil, if possible, leave thu room, for when your father comes out second best, as lis Invariably will, he may take his ruvengo on your youthful hide. Do not cry when you linvu to stay In doors and play with thu llttlu girls. As you grow older you will Unci that u llttlu girl Is ii great comfort, uven though she consents to Imj only n sister to you In sharing enndy with your younger brother always bear In mind that too much would make tliu llttlu fellow sick. Ilu mcmbcrlng this, you will always bo Justi fied In taking thu largest share for your self. Munsey's Weekly. !! Tnlil lllm All About It. Ono of those good untured iiersons who nro always bent on imparting Information was humiliated not long since, A man, apparently u yokel, was seated on n fencu Intently looking at thu telegraph wires. A gentleman passing said: "Watching thu wires, ehl" "Yes, sir." "Waiting to seo u message go by, ehf" Thu man smiled and said, "Yes, sir." Thu gentleman kindly told hlni that messages wore invisible and explained the work of thu electric current to him at length. Concluding, he said, "Now you know something about It " "Yes, sir." "Whnt do you work ntf" "Mu and my unite over youudcr are tele graph workers, and wu'ru just putting up it new wire." Tlt-Hlts. Tlirrn la In Till u Warning to thu Man Whii (live AiUlcn. "Thnt Is a very bad cold you have, Cod ling," anld Illoobtimpcr. "Awful code," replied Codling "Now the last I lino I had such n cold ns thnt," went on Hlnnbiimpcr, drawing a meinoranilillti book from his vest pocket and consulting it, "you advised mu to tale n Turkish bath for It. Hnvo you tried tltat remedy yourself? I think you said It wits in liifnlllblucuri'." "No. but I" "Of course you hniun't," proceeded Bloo bumper, as he searched for another entry In Ids memorandum book. "Thu cold I had before that J on recommended mu to cure by the application of mustard plasters plentifully to my chest and thu small of my back. Of course you haven't tried that yourself!" "Why, you sco" "Oh, yen, I Hvv," Uloobumper Interrupt' ed, "but when I had n cold n fuivweoks bo' foro that last ono I mentioned, you said n gallon or so of good hot herb ten would fix mo up if I would take It ongoing to Ik'd, and so get Into n inspiration Have) on done that with yourself!" "Tho fact l.i, Hloo" "Oh, no douhtl Hut here Is another en try of n cure for u cold you told mu about six months ago. Take n tcaspooufttl of ground Cayenne pepper uvery hour until well. Havuyou tried that!" "Hloopumper, you" "Certainly, I know. Well, on the At li of Inst January you told mu that six grains of qulninu taken Just before retiring would break up thu worst cold that uver got Into H man's system. Why don't you try tho qulninu plllsf" "I couldn't" "Perhaps not. Hut In December you ; suggested a few electrical shocks from u powerful battery I'm curious to know why that hasn't cuied your cold." I "Weil, I've been" "Doubtless that was It. Hut when I had I my severe cold in November I Jotted down i another remedy you told mo of, and for , which I was very much obliged, although I neglected to take It. uu told mu to snull half u teaspoouful of paregoric up my nostrils, and thu cold would bo gouo In ten hours. Suppose you try that now!" "Hut I'm under the dogtor's care, you" "Oli, that doesn't make the slightest dlf forenco You told mo so yourself, In tho early part of Octolier, when 1 was under a physician's caru myself. You said thnt doctors didn't, know anything about colds, but if I would just wrap myself in a wet sheet, and pile blankets on top, beforu morning tho sweating would drive uvery particle of cold from my system. Do you remember that advice! I think you might give It a fair trial now." "I must go, Uloobumper. So long " . "Good by. Try"some of those specifies, will you! To himself. Ho didn't seem' very grateful for thnt assorted lot of cures I for colds; but, after nil, It Is one thing to i give advice nnd another to tnko It. I didn't tnku any of those remedies either when hu suggested them to me." William Henry Slvlter in Harper's Haar. ffe$ J W, ' ..V iJmlAi m .iiiiM.Mr- a UiiHiHB '" "Bi MIS r !'.. MoiitKomcry, President Herman II. Hchnlioru, Vlco 1'iest. Joseph ll.ichmer, Cashier. O.J. Wlleox.AMt.t'aahlor. German National Bank, UXCOLX, Xit. Capital Surplus $100,000.00 30,000.00 Transacts a General Banking Business Issue tetli'iNur uii-dll,diiiu-ilmn on nil parte of the u oi Id, l'orelwi collections n specialty. OpcneJ Jn, 1, '91, All ImproTemtnta The Lincoln, he T Kit MS-.! N)T H.ln. latter pllee Include llnths First-Class in Every Respect! lliiniiH't, Hullo mul Itt'erptliiiia, We me espei'lally well prepared to enter tain In w or small tmthcrliiKS at llauitleta, HalN, Iti'i'i'ptlona, Kte. ltatisnuil mil Infor niatlou ehrrrfully glien nt the olllce. I'm I 1 ml nth His. MIKAIISiV Maukki IHiiluHwHHirnHiiS IHHmw'!' DiBHLiWMJKlQBMBKaWIMJL M- Nebraska's Leading Hotel. THE MURRAY Cor. I lilt unit Harney Nts , CIjVIXjV. IT3TT3. STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS All Model 11 lmpniveuielit Convenleui'i". ami , 8ILL0WAY, Ptovletor. IRA HIOBV, Principal Clerk HLHXH tNAOQUAiNTtO ITM 1HC OlOOSAfHr Of TMt COUNTSV WIlL OOTAIS MUCH INIOSUATKM lOM alUOV 0 tMia UWOI THI 3fTS "Turn to 00 mniniua, Willis; has candy for her llttlu boy." nimntnn Chicago,Rocklsland&PacifcRu tlfiierul llrrlpit fur Itiirnl Itntiuii. I'ooro'.d father, pretty girl, limn with mortgage (homely churl); handsome lover (not a cent) wants to pay thu poor girl's rent. landlord will not be denied; pretty girl must hu his hrldo, Young man takes thu farm horsu out; says he'll trot beyond a doubt; has him put into a race. Wins on liim for straight and place. Cows and horses (live stock draws); country reel with great applause. Husking bee; big red ear; girl gets kissed In spite of fear Handsome lover comes with cash all thu landlord's hopes to smash; Joy succeeds tlio great suspense family circle, fifty cents. Washington Star. Tha DIRECT IIOUTK to and from CltlCAOQ KOCK ISLAND. DAVENPORT, DES MOINESk COUNCIL. BLUFFS, WATKHTOWN, BIOUX FALLS, MINNEAPOLIS. BT. PAUL, ST. JOB El'lt, ATCltlBON. LKAVENWOUTII. KANBA3 crry. topkka, dkn veh, colouado bpnos nait PUEULO. SOLID VESTIIULE EXPRESS TRAINS of Through Coacbea, Bleper. Free lUcllntnu Chair Cira nnd Dlntnc Cra dally btwfon CHI CtAOO. DES MOINEd, COUNCIL BLUFFS and OMAHA, nnd-txtween OHIOAOO nnd DENVER, COLORADO BP1UN08 and PUEBLO vUl St. tTowph, or Kacaa City and Topeku. Via The Albert Lea Route, Tat Exprraa Trains dally txitwum Chicaico nnd MlnueaiwlU and St. Paul, with TIIROUOH Recllnlutf Chair Car tFRKE) to iinil from thoao point and Knnaa City. Through Chntr Car and Slpr Uilween Peoria, Oplrlt Lnk and loux Fall via Rock Xalnnd. For Tkkoti, Map. Foldar. or dettred Infonna Uon, apply ut any Cguiwa Ticket Oince, or adltteu E. ST. JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN, Oca'l Ka&air, Oen'l Tkt, ft. I'm. At., CHICAGO ILL "Now run out nnd play like u good little boy." America. Would Krcp III I'tumlic, "Wo'll llx the furnace In the fall," said tho landlord. "Hut you said last fall that you'd fix It lu tho spring." "Did II" "You dlil." "incn I'll no it nut really 1 uoivt see how you can go through tho next winter with It as It U." Truth. An Amateur llrtri'llir. A rather shabby looking man applied to thu chief of thu Now York police for a po sition. "Hnvu you ever had any experience us a dctectiver" "Oh, yes," was the reply; "I oncti arrest ed 11 man who did somu killing." "So you arrested 11 man who committed a homicide?" "Yes, he was a sort of murderer. Hu was not a homicide exactly; lie was a sill clde. Hu killed Texns Sifting. Iitmself, you know." LINCOLN yittiiffifySpef AND I WHITE of I CMUMIIlr, Short liuinl, ami TyfvwrlllnK, I tlio I nit nnd larh'it Cullftfu Hi llm We 1. I'D btuilPiit In iittniddiim ltit tear. Stu Itnti prepared uir biiiluci In from JloV Jiionlh. Exix'rlenord (aeuliy IVnuuial liulrucllnii. Ileaullful llliulratctlcalaltuur, eollPk-D Journali, mid tnccliuen of iemiiaiialili, fil (reu liy a.lilrvlmj LILUIIRIDaK & UOOSE, Llnwln, Neb Wlmt lie Mt-illlt. Young Heporter Thostorm king hurled his torn nnd tumbling torrents over tho ruins of the broken nnd dismembered edi fice. Old Editor Wlmt's that? What do you mean, younir fellow! Young Heporter I er er the flood washed away Patrick McDougal'sold soap factory. Tlt-Hlts. A II en vy lll.k. Mrs. Kidder And shall wo name thu baby Grace! Mr. Kldder-H'ml That's a fearful re sponsibility. Suppose she should grow up freckled and nil haired and big boned! Texas Slftings. A Ug Tlumu-lit Spollttl. "That's a line way to ruin n thought," said the sentimuntallst. "I wrote 'I never seen tree fall without a pang,' and your fool of a compositor has made me soy, 'I never seen i tree fall without n King.' " Truth. A Set-ret, She How softly the breeze whispers over this field He Yes, dear but the corn U all ears, you knowl Life. (leini Irrltnlille. First Hard Seen my sonnets In The Pa cific Weekly) Second Hard Yes. First Hard Llku them! Second Hard-Wcll-a candldly-I First Hard Oh, if It comes to that, can didly I always hated your beastly ballads nnd rondels and rot In Tho Erechtheum, but 1 had tho decency not to tell you sol Punch. All tlio Iteit Arc Covered. "Why Is It," asked a stranger, "that you Americans aro so anxious to discover thu north polo!" "Oh," replied an experienced globo trot ter, "wo Americans nro great travelers, you know, and wu want somu new plncu to write our names on." Somervllle Journal. I.oiu' lily I. Hot It sal on a garden seat, and thu ex pression on bis face plainly said, "I am douu fori" Hu first broke thu xlleueo by say lug' "Will you bo mlnu!" aud tried to draw hern little closer. Shu Htlllelifil and refused to budge. "I mean to reform, and give up nil my bad habits!" hu urged. The object of his adoration was inexor able, "And abandon smoking." No response. "And li-av oir card playing." Frigid silence as before. "I'll never go out of doors without you!" Sho only shook her bead. "And present you with 11 diamond ring tomorrowl" Then tho sweet innocent lifted horilowu cast eyes up to meet his gaze, nnd resting her little head on his shoulder sho falter Ingly whispered In his ear: "Ob, Kmiio, how kind you nro I" And there thoy sat dreaming, ponder ing, thinking, sho about thu diamond ring, and ho wondering wberu 011 earth hu should stump up tho money to buy one. Kleeblntu The Uiii-stlmi, At 11 religious meeting lu America a number of females stood upon the bunches, notwithstanding they were desired not to do so. A venerable pastor then arose and said, "I think if these Indies know they had holes in their stockings they would sit doivnl" Upon which there was a great fidgeting among the Indies and an Imme diate sinking Into their seats. A young minister who stood behind tliu venerable gentleman, blushing up to the temples, saldi "Oh, brother, how could you say that!" "Say thatl" replied thu old mini. "Why, it must bo 11 fact; If they had no holes in the r stockings, I should tiku to know how ' could get them on." Tit-nits. Art Not Kiill to All Tuk. Mr. Hlauk (examining his portrait Just painted by Professor Fuillouiort from Paris) Professor, I do not know how it is, but neither you nor any artist whom I I have, ever met has been able to catch thu expression of my face. Professor Ah, Meester Hlauk, zat Is vnray true, but (shrugglug his shoulders) ef to expression ees not .are, how can you catch him! Brooklyn Eagle. Unprecedented. "Here's something In tho paper about a family in New Englnnd that hns lived In tho snmo house for a century." "I heard of something stratigerthau that tho other day a family In New York that has lived In the same lint for eight months." Munsey's eekly. FAST MAIL ROUTE ! 2 DAILY TRAINS 2 -TO- Atchloou, Leavenworth, St. Joseph, Kansas City, St Louis nnil all Points South, East and Wot. The dltect line to Ft. Scott, Parsons Wichita, Hutchinson and all principal points In Kansas. The only road to tho Great Hot Springs of Arkansas. Pullman Sleepers ai 1 vvvc Uecllnliu,' Chair Cni on nil trnlr.i. I. E. R. MILLAR, R V. R. MllLSR, Citv Ticket A gt GeVI;n Hh 2 fi39sflssssss&iir SIDEWALK AND BUILDING ipp BRICK - ANI- VITRIFIED PAVERS J.A.BU GKSTAFP La. MEYER, Notary Public and Real Estate Dealer in Gity and Farm Property AGENT KOIt THE Kill lllm Homier. Little Uennle Hoohoo! The me. His Big Brother Never mind, tho bee. Little Hennlo Did you! Hoohool kill him deader. Hrooklyu Eagle. boo stung . I killed Well, North Gcrman-Llo) 0 Steamship Co., Hnmburr-American Packet Co., and Baltic Lines. Also Knilioad Agent for the different Companies East and West Southampton, llane, Hamburg, btetten, London, PnrK Noma), I'll mouth, Hiomon, Sueden, and an point in Km ope l'ot Orders and loielgn Exchange issued to all prominent points in Euiope. To Drown Their Itoiir. Jasper Why lu the world do they hnvo bauds playing so constantly nt theo sea side resorts! Jumppuppe So that visitors cannot hear tho mosquitoes. Harper's Bazar. gen- They Until lliliiil. "M. and Mine, du Mleux are bath (uses. Ho composes his own songs." "Yes, nnd she compose', his nudleucen, mostly." Truth The Outlook. lliivlmrlniui' facilities east with the bluest Hunks anil s.alm:s Institutions, I am pre i.iire.1 to iiinke all kiiiilsnr Loans on I'lrst Heal l-.stnto Mm Unices. I lt- or linn I'looei ly, irom I to. 1 years, at the Ion est Inteu-t ! nlo ileal In "i-Uool HoniK JMiiti', """ u-.. ...,, ,,1.1 r,ie 111 sun.. . i-iiimiv 1111,1 flu ivit II 01 C nlm. nnil will always luiy Hi niailiet prleo. lull anil see me or t'lirirspouil with me L. MEYER, 10S North Tenth Street. iiiush; ti the IiIkIicsI UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. THE- BOND. lllatlllllK l.ellll, lltC. "Don't you like to hear some one singing on the water faraway!" she asked. "Yes," he murmured, "faraway." Lift. George What will your father settle on tho man who marries you! Mllly All tho rest of the family, proba lly, George Brooklyn Life. J. G. BURPEE, Proprietor This beautiful new house under Its present management will be conducted In thorough fust class style on the American plan, rates $1.00. It has ALL MODERN CONVENIENCES Including passenger elevators and bath room on every door. The sleeping ana ents'are large and elegantly furnished and may be had either single or en ! Site W have rewrved a limited number of rooms for city patrons and are or. pared to give excellent table board with or without rooms at reasonaole rat... Call nnd see us. -... TH6 B0ND , An . Telephone 482. Cor. :2th and Q. k il m f .-rgg ,.l. vtn ' iWW'iIi 11 mi nun 1 tiiJiJI,l-.Jl JlWi'JWKHI 'J Hi