pg"J"H?T?j!p5?r7' '-'-,;, Iwwrvn?" irn'fwyHVr'"' "i " "2W- t, " " 1 feft -i,-cwyj Wf' CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, MAY 23, 1891 KSBft : p.. l t (I SIBERIA" BEST . sP IN THE . MARKET Ami the Latest, our Xtill' METHOD Gasoline Stoves Sec our line of Water Cool crsj Bird Cages, Lawn Mow ers, Screen Doors, Window Screens and Wire Screening in any quantity. FRANK E. LAHR, 936 P St. .PnoNit 3S0 .' "Vi-1 1 Myiiifnr l(ir n Mmltrn Tlmf. nOW TO AVOID A COLD. Publiliu:l Saturday. Ail lre all commiliiid ill iih dlrd.lt to th onire WlCHHlCU PWINTINO CO, I'UIII.ISIIKIIS. Courier HiilUlltiK. ll'U N Htreot. TKt.KI'IIOWK. Zl 1. U'KHHKli, J 11., Editor and Holo I'ropiletor. BILL NYE'S ORIGINAL PLAN HOW IT WORKED. AND HuiiiCiiliTMNi Olio Year by Mull nrCiirrlril WOO; Hlx Montli,l ix)Threo MoiiIIih, m)o.; Ono 'iinnili iMlVntslnrttrahly In Advance. AiivmiTisKWUNTnl llntes f iirnlAhed on nppllcittlou nl I lie offlce. Hxolnl rnle nn Tlino Contracts, IVmiiwcTioNsi Short spicy sketches, xkiii nml itorle solicited. Personal and Hoclnl notvn urn especially desirable, I'niNTivn: Wo insko a Nela1ty of Klnn I'rlntlmr In nil IM liranohiM. Hooletv work a cclalty. In nml Outi of the Hotel lln.ltirs. Hrcnkfittt In 11 ClnlliHoi lliuirilliijc lions Drllriilrly Alluded In liy (),, who lilt Hern There, ICopirhtht by Kdijur W. N)o. This department rcgiefs to stnto that it linn succeeded In getting Itself Into irouino. noiuo mouths tiiro n cnnvsuoiid- wit wroto to know how ho hIioiiIiI avoid I Ktitored ntlho l'oitnttlco of t.lneoli ax second class matter. Neb.. Cushman Park pg- Saturday-Sunday, May 23-2.1. Balloon Ascension And Parachute Drop mm the Sky at 4 :3 P m. Texas Bill Attraction, Graud Hoynl Hand. Two Mile llaces Hatur tiny. Orchestra Free. Trmlni Batutday nt 2:30 and 4-30 p. in. Ho turn at 8 p. m. Trains Bumlsy At 10:80 a. in.; I'lonle trttlim 3;S0. 3:90 mid 3:30 p in. Return at S p. in., 6 p. in., 6 p. in., nnd 8:30 p. in. Admission to All, Ten Cents The Union Orchestra and Royal Bran Band give a Grand Outlnsj and Ball at Cush man next Wednesday, 37th. All friend of good mutto are cordially Invited to attend. Traltw at 4:) and 7.80 P. M. return at 11 P. II. KWAI.D ABBL, Director. WF. ARE JOST IN RECEIPT -OK- Spring Shapes -IN- Christy's London Hats. Wc nre the only house In the City who tell thcc goods. Come In nml try one. Spring Suits and Overcoats Are being displayed by us now. Give us a call. If you Deposit your Sayings IN THE Lincoln Savings Bank " Safe Deposit Co. 8. K.cor. lltliiuul I'SU. THEY WILL EAHM INTEREST FOR YOU At tho Hale of S-l;ive per Ct. per Annum-5 with Have WW a week and tt amounts Interest In five yearn to 11,600,10. Bank open at 0:30 . m. to 8.30 p. m. and aturdny evening, a to 8 p. in. Safes to Rest la Burglar and Fire Proof Vaults. POPULATION OF LINCOLN, 65,000. BLaTB A Moat l'i,,llliir ItiMlftn. l.'v rliou duller names nru in familiar to tho public oyo nnd ear iih tlmt I'M, (1, Yates, tlin popu'iir O street iiivrrlinnt. Iiicoiiiiiri sou to tho other house Mr. Yiitei In n now lilitti hi tlm fluid, hut ho has been n most liroinlneiit lliruro aver slnco his establishment hero soma six yours ago. Llko nil tho largo niiidern, successful business itiou, Mr. Yates itmiinoneed niiial and with that tmifioiorni: ahlllty that In ho cliaiaoterlntlo uowndaH ltli our yotiutc tnmlneM men, lio lias Hindu fill liliiitiiir it p.tiitittillfin nml trml,. thnl. Id ua laiKoand prolltahlo iih It U proinlnunt ami IhokmihIiik. Ynttn' present location nn ilouliUilly the let In tho city, Ih-Iiik In tlio very heal t of LIiicoIii'm most eontrnl bunlneHi loeiillly. Tli ii ntunl Is a well known hIioo ro Mirt, nmilu popular Ioiik ago by tho Into linn of l'ei kluV HrtM. who always bail tho best elniw of trade in tho city. Mr. Yt'tes ban ro ceutly remodeled IiIh ntoro which now presents tho llnettt appearance of any footwear Iioiihu In thu city ; uiiliko any other in arrangement and nrrniiKed throuKhoiit for tho coiivviilenco of both themselves and their rapidly Increni Iiik trndo. Tholnigo now stock of spring rooiU is now nil In mid Indies an well ns gen tlemen will do well to call early and lnsect tlio beautiful lino. Kverythlnn ntylUh nml nobby Is bIiowu and you will bo cordially treated whenever you call. Ann W'ati eapapapaHRKai jrm Bo sure and try eastern Wyoinimt Kut ooul. llojt lu the market, nrico 81.40 lUllv ered by Goo. A. lUymer. Teleuhoue UtfU. lllHOiitreet. A new Invoice of IwimeU, toques and sum mer bats lias lust been onunnl nt tlntnn. nml Haskell's new millinery store, UUtf O street, and every lady In Lincoln should tee them before making a selection. Polka-dott ginghams are among the new wash fabrics this season. J. W. Winokr&Co. 1108 O street. The WhIUbreast Coal and Lime company M again at the front aunnlviiur th m grade of all ktada of "coal Get your flower and garden seeds at Oi Is wold'a soed store, 140 8outh llth st Hnvo your hnrncss all wn-hed, oiled and cleaned nnd repaired nt U3 north Kleventh tnct, opposite Capital Hotel. WllK.N OltANT HAH). "U'n nlll llfrl., If r...f on this lino If it takes nil summer," ho probn- uiyreiertM 10 mo "UiirllilRloti," ns every, body know It Is tho only "lino" worth light, lug for in this part of the country. Demi & Horton am ns ntnnl In tlm l..n,l I.. this city ou lawn sprinklers, hao reels, etc. Call on them before purchasing. You know IheirnlacAlsat 1450O HtFiwt nml ,i.ir,..u. phone U 160, Heurv Harnhain tho nnnuUr limi ...nb.. has left Twelfth street to locnto on Rleventli near P street opiiOHlto tlia Capital hotel. There with increased facilities ami mnn ...... tral location Mr. Harpham's bnsinoss will undoubtedly increase. Korauytuijig In the barnesH line Haruham Is bound tn Iai.,1 '..,! 1 at anytime you want anything in bis line uuut lorgei io give mm a call. Blcyclea of all kinds and nil makes skill, fully repaired on short notice. Wrenches, oil cans, tire and other supplier always for sale at Georgo & Fishetto, 1-M3 O street. Neter oilier a photograph or plcturo oJ any kind until you have seen the work dono at the now Studio Le Grnndo, 184 south Twelfth street. See tho fine display of Gold and Brans Cages, Water Coolers and Filters and Loon urd Refrigerators. The largest and most complete stock of Houso Furnishing goods In the city at Uudge & Morris. a Gkolooists Havk Dkcided tho earth's earth's crust ti Ihi over 100 miles thick. This Is nliout tho tlitckuess of tho man's bend who bu)n his inllroad tickets by some Inferior and poorly equipped lino, when bo could got a ticket by tho "Burlington" at tho satin rate Flannel shirts cleaned without shrinking by the French drv cleaiilnir Diwe. n,iK in ,,. nt Lincoln Steam Dyo works, 1105 O stieet! The best domestic coal In tlm mrli t H40 delivered. Be sure to try Eastern Wy oming nut for sale exclusively by Geo. A. ltaymer, UiHO. Our work sneak for itself. It nul. .. brag or bluster, simply your own opinion will testify to Its niBi-itu Tlm Hin.ii.-. r.u Oraudo is on the ground floor, centrally lo- conn anu a oeauiuui place. Uull aud see us at Ki south Twelfth street. Coniineucing Monday, May fourth, will sill dress flounciiiKs at soecial nrlces J. W.WlNOBR&CO. 1100 O street. we Era and star Numn. Dr. W. L. Dayton, oculist and aurut, 1903 O street, telephone 375, Lincoln, Nebr.J Till: I.ONO AM) HIIOItT OK IT. tnklnu; cold nt iil,'ht whllo nsleop. Ho WIW Very roHtlcul. ho Kiliil. nnd wblln on. gngud in rIuiiiIht bo far forgot himself ns to kick tlio clothes oft. This bml lmbit rcnultcil in nothing serious, so far ns others wuro concerned, us tho young limn Is n bnchelor, nml in kicking oir tho bedclothes Is therefor,) his own worst enemy. The writer of theso lines, who nn n bnchelor wns nlso rather n spirited slum, liorer himself, Biiirered from cold and exposure in tho buhio way, but finally obtained relief by having made to order n largo, lleeco lined bag, six feet In length, with a puckering string which could bo pulled nbout tho neck after he hnd inserted himself. This worked so successfully tlmt ho volunteered tho recljio for tho tiso of tho correspondent. Ho adopted the plan, and soon was de lighted to know that he was no longer annoyed by snuffles in tho morning, and no health and consequent joy sparkled in his eye. All wont well until last week, when a low, coarse burglar entered tho room of this young man. Tho moon was just in tho act of piercing tho tissue of fleecy clouds When ll tlliddhi mr.wl Imr. glar, wearing a heavy growth of bushy, tan colored whiskers, from which one might easily scaro a Hook of Welsh rab bits, softly raised tho window nnd on toretl tho room. Tho regular breathing of Mr. MoTige wa like tho gontlo purring of a Mai tea cat-o'-nino-tnils, and the burg lar, though alert, had no fears. Soft ly he stepped around from one ob ject of Tertu to anothor, now and then pausiBg perhaps to smell a bottle of bou quet d'Alpa and put a Uttle pomatum eahta beard. All went well till the burglar, in pick lng up Mr. MoTige's trousors, awkward ly uponded tho pockets, and with some racket eighteen conts in money nnd a bunch of keys fell out on tho floor. Thea Mr. MoTigo gnvo a littlo start nnd ex claimed "Oh, mnmmnl" as ho saw iu tho uncertain light a total stranger. Mr. Mc Tigo sioko to tho man nnd asked him what ho was doing, That inado tho burg lar mnd. No burglar likes to havo his motives impugned. So ho enmo up to Mr. McTigo, nnd warmed up tho cold luuz rlo of his weapon iu tho young tunn's ear. Pretty soon, though, ho saw how Mr. MoTigo was nccoutcred, bo ho put away his revolver, and with a meaning smile he snatched Mr. McTigo from his bed, pulled the puckering string considerably tighter and hung tho bag up on the gas jet, bo that Wellington McTigo looked like a largo Christmas present. He did not daro to shriek for fear that his sister, who always tied him into his littlo bag ai nigm ana untteu mm tn tlio morning, would run to him and get shot. So whilo tho brutal man nbout town gathered in all tho portable bric-a-brao aud means in the house, Mr. McTigo hung there as helpless as a trussed fowl aud looked directly forward. Oh, it was a sad sight, indeed, aud tho mentul an guish tumed ono side of his mustache white in tho night. Ho now writes to this department to ask what was our idea in sending out such a recipe, and wishes nlso to know if wo stand in with tho burglar interests of tho country. It is hard to try to do good, and then meet with this stylo of rewnrd. Wo do not claim to supply burglar proof Bleeping bags or designs for samo, but we try to do right by one aud nil, and wo shall continue to do so oven though contumely nnd such things as that constitute our only reward. Tho following letter comes from a lady of veracity nnd undoubted respect ability. It is written in a spirited stylo and upiienls to ono and nil. I glvo it as it is received, with much pleasure. As a rule, general correspondence is more pleasant to give thnn to receivo. So 1 give it. Will ou explain to mo why tho New York hotels nro uuardlni: bo carefully asalunt all ap poarnncesof respectablllt)? Late ono evening I found I must spend a night In tho tlty, hav ing missed tho train I Intended to take. I applied for u room at tlio house. 1 was Informed they were all uiuiiKed. I told that lynx oied clerk that ho could furnish mo a room or I would spend tho nlulit on nsofu that btood there lu tho hall. Ho ejeil nuuiilu In a polite i?l way, uud asked me to step on oue side while lie spoke conlldentl.illj with mo. There he liilil me that I wus too ivxputtiihlo looking to stop In this hotel, or word to this elfoct. Ills exuet words wero: "Wo cannot give you u room. If ou were with a gentle man It would bo otherwise." Then I blow that sofl voiced clerk very hltfh Into the even ing air. I think he ascended dowu ugnin, tbouifh, mi I won't repeat what I suld. Now It seems had I beou a vile, unprincipled woman applying with a man admirer for u room all would l.avo boon well. Hut I, a lonely woman, unacquainted with New York boarding houses to motive of this rule, and will It ho long enforced? linllnrmntly otirn, liuor. Tlio rules which nro lined iu i mining hotels hnvo to ho rigidly adhered to, I am told, and it Is against public morals for uiinccnmpaiiiud ladies to put up at an hotel. Tlmt Is thu reason why no nmny men, who aro tender hearted nnd iiohlo In every way, go about Into at night sometimes hoping that they may bo of use iu this way to thoio who aro lonely, and need tho tiamo of some great strong matt iiK)ti whom to lean. I agree with you, madam, regarding such New York boanilng houso break fasts as I havo been thrown lu contact with. Thu eggs at a Now York board ing house I recall now as jiecullarly de pressing mid filled with vain regret TluwM'ggi, as I recall them, wero notice ablo for thelrdefectivo ventilation. They wero eggs that had been marked down from the regular price. And yet you cannot well ovado tho breakfast of tho metropolitan boarding houso If you aro a transient and a wom an. Honestly, I do not think that woman nets n fair slinl.,, in thlx iniitti.r Sho may bo ablo nnd willing to go to n first class hotel and eat n L'onil 2 lin-nlt. fast, but as a stranger sho is compelled to put up at a plolieian walllo works, aud eat in a breakfast room iu which there is a tired looking bed lounge. Now n bed lounge iu a brenkfast room will cast a gloom over better victuals than wo generally find iu tlint ncighlxirhood, and ah. how depressing it is whon thu hollow chested muffin, leaning on tho strong arm of tho butter, gives a sad cough and seems to appeal, as does also the feeble coffee, for Professor Lymph Koch to como to its nidi New York is a very wicked city, lady. u is sain to uo noxt to Cheyenne, Wyo., for original and artificial sin. There is no place of its size where it is harder for ono to live up to his epitaph than Now York. Scarcely n dav irons bv f li.it.uim,... body does not cut up somo doviltry hero, l-'vun people of undoubted standing com mit indiscretions. It isn't more than n month since a policeman, right hero In town. stepiK'd aside from tho beaten paths and if a policeman goes astray when every good influeuco is thrown about him, what may wo not oxpectfrom tho genernl public? Sin not only of a local and amateur character stalks our streets at noonday, but tho imported wickedness, the handiwork of pauper labor, comes in hero duty free. Sin. with nil tho advantages of many foster ing and festering centuries, gets oiT nt tho bnrgo ofllco hero, and begins to com peto with tho amateur wickedness of Nfcw York. Eternal vigilanco is tho price of the umbrella, and also tho prico of success in tho hotel business. It is found that cer tain rules must bo established nnd livod up to in running a hotel or thu business will bo n failure. That is why I somo times havo difficulty myself iu obtaining SPECIAL SALE OF BOYS' SOITS FOR CutSTSwiisour BAC&ACC titiM()j Bt ADMIT TIP I ,JJsm yyxV(fy' IBS THE QRAND ULUFF. suitable lodgings. If unaccompanied, especially by baggage, it is often hard work for me to got quarters nt all in keeping with my position. For that reason wo must submit, though often unwillingly, to tho cus toms, harsh though they be, and content ourselves with the New York boarding house and its uztroiuoly autut. eggs. -Jccy Overstayed Ills Furlough. A young soldier had gone to tho thea tre with a friend. Tho play dragged and ho fell asleep. An hour later he was awakened by the voice of an actor wylng: "Wo havo boon hero flvo days." Our infantryman got up in a fright and said to his friend: "Ah, morblent and I had only leavo to stop out till midnightt" LoGaulols. Vuriety thu Spleo of Lire. Professor I see, franluln. tlmt my remarks on tho ancient Rom.nis do not Interest you. His Iliutes (politely) Oh. yes. Herr Profoi'.or go on. Professor (kindlvi No. I shall chinn?,, tho subject. Wo will now consider tho ancient Greeks. Fliegeudo Ulattur. .Vint I he Hlx .ll.iii .it oiid .No Chance. Aunt Michel Yes. I like him well enough. .lormh.i: b.n how did you ever happ.Mi to m irry a man a hoa 1 shorter than you arc? Niece I hud to cliooie, auntie, be tween a littlo man wit'.ia big s itury and a big man with a littlo sal iry. Chicago Tribune. Must Ho none. Look here, Mr. Scribe, your paper says that my lecture is to bo a comio one, uud it isn't so." "Then, iny dear sir," returned tho ed itor, "you muht make it comic. This journal never makes mistakes.' Har per's Bazar, Owtil Him a v. St. Agedore Old Faughot, great man as ho was, will nover have a statuo erected to his memory. Do Mascus Why not? and despising New York boarding house break- "He nver hud a memory." St. Jweph iaata. was refused areomaMdatlou. What is I News. This Week at the Globe Clothing House e These Suits arc strictly all wool, late styles and well made. We give you a selection from 50 Suits in medium and light colors, all seasonable goods. The regular prices tor them arc $3.50, and $5.00. You can buy them this week only for $2.75, at the GLOBE CLOTHING HOUSE Corner O and 1 Oth Streets. Have You Attended the Great Sale OF- Dry Goods Now in progress at the Kilpatrick - Koch Dry Goods Co.'s Store. s 1518 and 1520 O Street? If not, you should lose no time in doing so. We recently Closed Out from a New York Importer, a large consignment of French Novelty Suitings and we are placing the entire lot on Special Sale so as to give our custo mers some cxtrordinary values in this line. We are also sell ing Wash Goods, Bed Spreads.and Lace Curtains at marvel ously low 'prices. KILPATRICK-KOCH DRY GOODS CO. j. The Peoples' Store. Dry Goods. Groceries. Shoes. 1518-1520 O Street. Telephone 448. 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