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Voi. O No. 24
Lincoln, Nkhwasica, Satukday, May S2i3, 1801.
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Alout tills tlino of tho yenr peoplo 1ckIii to
think of BUinmcr Jaunts to to or inountnln
ami It reminds Disk Johnson of tliu Capital
hotel of his oxiwrienees nt Hull Inko Inst
summer. Ho wns manager of tliu Union
Pacific's big hotel nt Garfield Beach until It
nearly drove him crazy, aiiilsomu novel ex
periences ho had. If vnriuty Is tho spice of
llfo ho hnd lotR of spice. One dny In Juno It
was cold enough to snow, and ovcryhody
nt tho hotel stood shivering about tho
kitchen fires because there wero no others In
tho place. There wns one lone arrival that
dny, probably soino tourist from Snlt UUo
who hnd just that ono day in which to do
Garfleld Bench and did not want to miss
seeing It. On other days tho nttendntico ran
up ns high as 15,000, and any ono can wo
that It requited somo nlco figuring for a
lnndlord to order tho right amount of sup
plies. And in thiscaso tho matter was com
plicated by having to send to headquarters
nt Omaha for them. A requisition had to
ho mndo on Monday. Tho supplies wero
shipped on Friday ind reached tho Reach tho
following Monday. That sort of guessing
wns enough to distract any ordlnny fellow,
but thcru nro no reliable ttntistlcs of how
many malingers wero driven Insnuo.
V
Tho rush to tho Hcnch on foiiik days was a
regular golden harvest. Tho lunch counter
sold ns high ns $500 worth of sandwiches in u
single day. Tho bar took in $1K0 In tho
snmo time, but In other days the s-lx bar
tenders gathered In less than $!), just what
the help spsnt for drinks. Tlio party run
ning tho bar paid $0000 for tho prlvilego and
inndoa handsomo thing out of it. U cor go
Spencer, formerly of Lincoln, liought the
outside privileges for $1500. Ho sublet
enough of them to let himself out clear, and
ho nud a pnt tner retained the iwpcom priv
ilege. Thero was no dead stock In this busi
ness, and they made a profit of $3000, netting
a handsome income for each of them.
What a qneer thing this base ball enthusi
asm is. In almost any othor affair enthusi
asm has some stability. The backers of a
political leader are liable to stay by him
through thick and thin, unless ho Is undenln
blv dead. So too. In thn rnw nf ninrlllta
hK- bones and otner things that command public
Bumiraiiou. uuc wuu a ooso oail emu well
it is about as unstable as a summercloud. If
the club wins repeatedly it is wildly oxcited.
If tho club looses it sneaks into an unfathom
able hole. Your base ball crank is a queer
fellow.
Speaking of cranks, you ought to get Char
ley Mosber started if you want an intellect
ual treat. You never knew a banker, a real,
genuine banker with the business truly a
part of his nature ,',w ho did not want to re
duce every airalr of life to figures, nud
Brother Mother is no exception to tho rule.
He can tell you how many hits n club must
have and how many errors It may hnvo to
win the pennant. Ho will tell you how many
hits a club will average to a gnme, and, if
you dispute it, will prove that the club with
the highest average doesn't excell tho club
with tho lowest by more than ono base hit to
the game. In the same manner ho will tell
you to a fractional nicety tho dllferenca in
the average number of errors per game. He
will tell you that '25 per cent. (.250) is a good
batting average He will insist that n ball
player will average four times at bat er
game. Consequently he will arguo that if n
player averages a base hit for every game he
is in he is doing good batting, tie will tell
you that a club will have to stand nbout .000
to win the pennant. Ho will show that thero
Is so little difference in the butting and field
ing of rival teams in an association that tho
club winning tho pennant will have to do it
by superiority in stealing buses and making
sacrifice hits. I hnvo no doubt, if ho under
took to do it, that lie could tell in a decimal
of from three to ten figures just how much a
one, two or three base hit or a sncrlflco or a
stolen baso would count towards winning tho
pennant.
In tho business world men who tnko
chances figure on averages or probabilities,
and to find these they take the records of tho
past. The entire Insurauco business is based
on probabilities, someti meg known as "risk"
and "expectancy", nnd tho companies hnvo
gotten nt it by tnklng actual experience cov
ering a long period of ycnis. A banker like
Mr. Mosher, who dips into nil sorts of enter
prises, figures on tho future by what has Iko-i
done In tho past by others. So In figuring on
this base bull business ho has taken tho
records of pust years as reduced to figures,
where they can all be taken in with a little
study, nnd ho readily figures out aveiuges.
A club may run high or low for awhile, hut
in tho end tho average will come out about
even. Hutnnu cawcliy is rather u stable
quantity, and It does'nt vary very much.
The more ono learns of Gov. Thayer's life
the greater must bo his impression of tho
important mu t thut gentleman hasp!ucd in
the history of this state. Ho was one of tho
chief Instruments In securing the ndiuUshm
of Nebraska to btatehood. In 1600 ho took a
constitution to Washington, but the bill ad
mitting tho ttato was vetoed by President
Johnson. Tho follow Iiil' winter ho took
nnother constitution to congress, and this
time tho stumbling block was Senator Sum
ner. The constitution contained tho womU
'whltonules" in rofeirlug to Its c ti.J is
and Sunnier, who had been championing tho
cause of the colored people, ohjvciul tJ iho
use of tho word "wnlto." Tlpro was no
ilmo to change tho constitution, and General
Tliuyer pioposed u method to get mound tho
obstacle. Ho suggesttsl tlmt tho legUlatllio
of Nebraska, thou in ssiou, piss an act
pledging Its people never to const rua the
constitution sj as to biranyono from cltiitm-
ship mi account of color or previous ooudl
tlou of servitude, Sumner ngrcvd to tho
compromise and cotmrotM passed tho bill,
(leu. Thayer, who had boon elected United
Stales sennlor for tho now state, by tho way,
returned to Nebraska and secure! tho l is
Migu of tho pledge. He proseutel a ivrllllod
copy of It to President Johnson, That gen
tleman already saw tho gathering clouds of
political war and Impeachment, and rather
than stieiigtlieu tho enemy ho signed tho hill
admitting Nebraska. That was in Fob. 1S07.
Senator Thayer and his colleague did net be
gin their term, until March Ith.
A case enmo before tho governor tho other
day that displayed remarkable Integrity for
theso days, David Kogors of Pawnee county
was convicted of shooting Hoss Monro with
intent to maim him and was sentenced to
hang. His iielglilHirs Joined almost unani
mously in nil effort to get tho governor to
ropilovo his Fcnteiico of n year In the ponN
tontlnry. Kogors "wns an elderly man,
while Moore was a strong, healthy young
fellow. They had had several quarrels hi
which Monro wns tho aggressor, and In tho
last of those Rogers shot him in tho arm to
in event an assault. Roger gave himself up,
but had two chances to escape. Mooro oliereil
to accent money and leave tho country, nud
tho old man's friends olTerod to raise tho
money for him, but ho declined. If he had
fought tho enso ho would not lave boon con
victed, in tho opinion of tho prosecuting at
lornoy, hut ho insisted on going on the stand
and telling u truthful story that sealed his
own conviction. Virtually tho slmotfug was
nu net of solf-defenso, but technically it wns
mi assault with intent to do bodily harm,
nud the jury returned n verdict accordingly.
The judge gave him tho lightest possible sen
tence, but ho will not go to tho penitentiary
because Gov. Thayer mercifully pardoned
him beforo ho was taken from tho county
jail. A fow yenrs ago Rogers' went on the
bond of u man who contracted to build nu
$18,000 theatre nt l'nwneo City. The con
tractor found It a losing job and sklpinxl
tho country. Tho plans wero ultored nfter
the bond wns mndo nnd Rogers could have
evndcd his responsibility If ho had bo desired.
Ho insisted on making his bond good and it
cost him fS.OOO. It ruined him financially
but It saved his honor untarnished. Acts of
this kind won tho cstocm of his neighbors in
a remarkable degroo and his case is a notable
one.
V
What a pity tho street car companies havo
to tear up the living in patches as thoy aro
doing. The relaying Is miserablo In places,
and it really seems as though somo city olll-
clal should bo charged with tho duty of com
polling a better job. It seems to bo necessary
to connect tlio rails in order to compiow mo
circuit for electricity and it Is dono by bor
ing holes near tho ends of tho rails and con
necting them by two wires which aro burled
under tho paving or lietweon tho paving and
tho timber which supports tho rail. An ef
fort has been mndo to got tho electric plant
in operation in timo to run tho cars to tho
Sunday ball park for tomorrow's gamo.
Somo day, somo day, the postal authorities
at Washington will realize that Lincoln Is a
grat and growing city and they will give
us decent treatment by allowing our Olllco
enough clerks to do tho business properly and
promptly. In tho meantime tho peoplo may
help tho matter along by a continuous kick
to tho hlgh-muck-a-mucks, always lolng
careful to call attention to tho fact that tho
fault lies in the insufficiency of tho help at
this office.
Geo. Andrews of Lowell, with ulcers over
half his body, cured by Ayer's Sarsnpnrllla.
Dlsclplln.
Unsophisticated Parent Hollo thero,
nurse, what's tho baby yelling that way
for? 1 can't read nt all.
Nurse He's cutting his teeth, sir.
U. P. Well, see that he doesn't do it
any more or you lose your place. Life.
Yniitlillciie Kiirnpeuii Face l'ri'purtliin,
Ladles, if you want most clegnnt face prep
aration, try this one. It Is pure ns spring
water; no lead, sediment or other IiiuiIoiis
substances. It makes your skin soft, fresh,
anil clear; removed tan, blotches, discolora
tions, nud Impaits a pearly complexion.
If your face is not what you desire It, try
"Youthlloiio". I guarantee It to give perfect
satisfaction. I have sought for a prepara
tion that will make complexions fresh and
young looking and nowl have found it, re
tailed at two dollars or three for five. I have
secured tho ngency for this trusty article.
J, 11. Haiu.kv. Druggist, Lincoln, Neb.
lliirlliiKton ltiiute The Oullng .Season l
ItrawliiK (hi.
People havo nlrendy began planning their
summer trips, and wo would suggest that
you iost yourselves regarding the wonderful
trout fishing in Kst park, Col. Tho. health
giving baths and quiet rost of Djkota Hot
Springs, the hunting and fishing of Wyom
ing or tlio fashionable delights of Mnultou.
Tho Iiui'lliigtoii will take you to any of them
spiodily and without fatigue. There are
many other places In which you can spend
tlio heated term, and the agent at tho 11. it
M. deKt or city office can tell you all nbout
them. Call and get a book of summer tour
mid look it over. You will find It full of
good things and valuable hints,
A. C. ZlKMKU,
t ity Passenger Agent.
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Tilt: I.IMITKII MAIL.
After two weeks darkness tho Kiiiiku opens
WVdiicsdiiv evening for tho production
of Khner Vnnces great i a It road melodtauia,
"Tho Limited .Mail" of which so much has
been written In tho eastern press. Tho com
pany opened SUcuch's thentio In Cincinnati
tliu present season and commenting theieou
tho Knqulrcr said:
1 click's opened the now thentiical season
auspiciously yesterday. Tho handsomo thea
tre held two largo audlenivs to witness tho
performance of tho latest melodramatic pro
duction, "Tlio Limited Mall." It Is a decid
edly sensational ci eat Ion, witli many fea
tures of thrilling Interest. Tho story deals
with life on tho railroad In tho far West, in
which many realistic scenes aro Introduced,
liovo ami Its vicissitudes, of course, play an
important part, ami villainy of tho worst
sort Is constantly Inlorfeilug to Interrupt tho
harmony of two young lieai U. Tho climax
of tho third net, where tho heroine bravely
prevents tho destruction of tho limited mill
by placing a torpedo on tlio tiack was very
exciting. In tho end virtue and lovo
tiiuuiphcd over avarlco and baseness. The
play Is one which gives satisfaction, and tho
membeiH of tho cast deserve crtsllt for their
admiral lo work.
"TlIK TWKI.VK Tr.MITATIONH."
Lovers of tho spectacular will have an op
IHirtuulty of npeaslng their appallto Thins
day evening, when the "second islltlo n" of
Giliuore's tungiilllcent spectacle. "The
Twelve Temptations," will bo seen In its new
dross at the Kimke. Since Manager Yale has
entirely rewritten the piece ami mndo It moio
patitomlno than a drama, charging tho three
nets with some of the greatest mechanical
and trlcK scenery over invented, which wns
tho result of the summer vacation. The piece
will hnvo tho nsslstnnce of not only a strong
dramatic company, but a number of pan
tomimic artists from tho leading patitomlno
theater of London, while Continental Kuroo
will be well represented in tho way of special
ties, prlmleres ami largo ballot corps, who
will bo seen In several now ballets, richly
costumed, surrounded by a scenic nccomp
animont, for which nlone Gllmore's outer
prizes aro so well remembered.
THE OUTING AT CU8IIMAN.
Cushman park was the sceno of one of the
largest gatherings of the season Wednesday.
It was the annual outing of Hero!shclmcr
& Co., given for their friends and patrons.
Tho afternoon train brought out a large
crowd and then the fun began. Boat riding,
swinging, promenades, ground lunches,
strolls through shaded glens, reclining in
hnmmockH nud taking life generally very
easy, was tho means of passing a very pleas
ant day. At seven o'clock Prof. Wellington
made n lino baloon ascension, shortly after
which the pavilion was illuminated mid
dancing wns enjoyed for several houis, mu
sic lieing furnished by the Philhnrmoiilc
orchestra. It was u most delightful opening
and reflects credit upon manager Audrus
who did all In his power to miike it the big
success that it was.
CUSHMAN I'AIIK HI'KCIAI. TIIAINH.
Until further i.otice, II. & M. trains will
run as follows between Lincoln and Cusli
man park.
Hfwsiffij Leave Lincoln U I'-M, and re
turn from Cushman ut 11 v-u.
Siitnrdaya Leave Lincoln at -.''A) i-m and
return from Cufhman nt 6 l'-M.
Sumhiyn Lenvo Lincoln ut 10:30 a-m,
2:30 P-l, 3:!I0 I'M nud o:30 l'-M; returning
from Cushman at 11 a-m, 3 r-.i, -1 r-M mid tl
r-M, Regular train No. 71 leaving Lincoln
at 4:20 r-M dally except Sunday will also stop
at Cushman, honoring tickets, round trip
rate of 15 cents will apply to all.
TIIKAT1UCAI, TALK.
"Evangeline" is said to have made a hit In
Australia.
Dlgby Hell will remain with tho McOuull
Ojiora company next season,
Minnie Palmer has joined tho London
Gaiety burlesque company.
It will cost Sarah Ileruhaidt about $1,000
to get her dogs to Australia.
K. E'm Rico cables that "Kvangellne" lias
mndo a great hit in Melbourne.
"fiuiralo IIIU nnd the Wild West Show"
are amusing the Dutchmen these days.
Mattlo Vlckers Is going to try her now
play 'Tlio ClicusQueeu' nt Syracuse, May !!0.
Denver issnld to lie the only town in tho
country where farce-coiiusly is not apprecia
ted. Agnes Ilooth will play the part originated
by May Brooklyn In "Ahilmina" when tho
piece Is produced in Chicago. Tho Windy
City is fortunate.
After having lwen lieforu tlio public for
nearly fifty years, Mine. Jauniischek pro-
Hses dually to leave the stage this teason.
Slio is now in her slxty-llfth year.
Henry K. Abbey bus engaged M. Vianesl,
lender of the orchestra at the Paris Opera
House, paying him live times a larger salary
than he now rocclvis. Vlnuesl leave for
New York in July, and M. Laiuouieiix picks
up his baton.
Tho purifying elfects of Ayer's Surs-ipar-ilia
are sureainl sjK-.Hly. Take it tills mouth,
Kxuiirslou to Ilagerslown, .110.
Thu Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Com
pany, the Baltimore ami Southwestern Hall
way Company, and the Ohio nud .Mississippi
Railway Company will sell Excursion Tick
ets to Ilagerstowu, Mil., and return, at the
rate of Ono Firt Class Limited Faro for tho
Hound Trip, on account of tlio Annual Meet
ing of Gei man Baptists, to Ins heldut lingers
town, Mil., Muy 2Sth to June ftth, 1MH.
Fron points west of Pittsburg, Wheeling
and Parkei'shurg, these tickets will bo on
sale from May 20th to June 1st, inclusive,
a'ld will be good for return pi usage until
Juno 30th, inclusive, with privilege of ono
stop )IT west of tho alsivo naniisl cities and
ono stop olf east of tho iihovo named cities,
on tho tilp to lliigerstown, and tlio same
prlvilego on Iho lettirn trip, Pioni Pitts
burgh, Wheeling, Pnrkeishurg and points
enst of those cities, exclusion tickets will bo
on sale from May '.'5th to Jmui Mh, Inclusive,
and will ho good for return passage until
Juno 15, Inclusive, with ono stop otr on the
trip to Ilagerslown, and the same prlvilego
on tlio icturii ti lp. This otVers u rnro oppor
tunity to lslt points in Wosteiti Maryland,
Virginia nud Wist Virginia,
No Time In Lose.
"SSS5
"And now, Kdward, put on your dress
liiK gown nud your slippers, sit down in
this armchair nnd lu.vo n real comfortnblo
smoko."
" Whatl you aro going to let mo smoko
in tho parlor? I must run over to tho club
nnd lot tho fellows know what an angul I
havo for n wife, Goodby, donrcstl" Fllo
gendo Dlntter.
An Exception.
"No," said tho colonel musingly, as be
put his glass down and sighed, "Texas '11
never prodtico bettor fighters nor whiter
men than tho Googan boys; fourteen of
'em, thar wns, nnd every ono of 'cm died
with thar boots on 'ccpt little Ike,"
"Tho quiet one of tho family, I s'poser"
ventured tho deeply Interested and awe
stricken tenderfoot.
"No, sir," said tho colonel; "Ikcy alius
wore moccasins." Texas Sifting.
Did jr6aotioethe beautiful i wnorif
EwingCk)thuirlip1lfcy"WlKa6sthta
week agiua. The west window Is a verit
ble bower of electric lights and fine gar
ments. It's a neat and attractive window
and finds sufficient interest for tho pnssersby
for thcniwto stop and study oach article and
its particular merits. Tho new spring suits
show iqnwell and for style and ietite ap
liearaticothelr espial has never beforo been
seen" In Lincoln. Tho Kwlng Clothing coin
puny hare established a reputation for hand
ling the ilnest lino of tailor mndo goods nud
ns such their trndu Is constantly on the in
Increase, Their store Is tho largest nnd
handsomest In tho city, their corps of sales
men both courteous nud attentive, their
prices are always riMjk iKittom nnd tho gar
ments fully warranted as repiescntod.
Commutation tickets at Brown's restau
rants (good nt either place), five dollars for
four dollars. This makes prices lower than
any other place In tho city when tho prices
chargidon bill of fare Is considered.
.South Lincoln.
Charles Brownleo of Marshnlltown
was the guest this week of Rev.
Edwards 11th and Pino Streets.
Iowa,
J. S.
Miss Jessie Casslday, arrived on the flyer
Monday 'from Denver nnd is the guest of
Mrs. T. P.. Dornn 2121 T. st.
Mrs. Warren nee Miss Jole Forcado of
Omaha, is the guest of her cousins the Misses
Thlerbnnk, 10211 C st.
Mrs, R. Bennett nud dnughter of Oskosk,
mother nnd sister of E. E. Bennett aro mak
ing u ploasnut visit at his homo.
Mrs Gunhon sister of Mis. Ixiulu Meyer,
had a very plennnt visit in Osceola last week
returning home Monday.
Miss Mjiry White returned missionary from
Turkey gnvo an Interesting lecture Tuesday
ovcnlngnt Plymouth Church on Iho cus
toms, religion and siip.'i'stltlons of the
peoplo of that country, accompanied by lllus
trillions of some of the natives which was
Isith novel and Interesting.
There will bo n private Pielnlc next Satur
day nt Cushmnu Park, by a solec t few of the
Everett School, whether they will Ihi accom
panied by ''protectors and body-gaurds" iu
mor tayeth not.
There wns a large gathering of children
last Saturday uioiuingat tno Kvcictt School,
the occislou lehu a picnic at Cushumu Park,
indulged In by Misses Felton, and Love with
about seven fcliolurs, Theie was a bountiful
supply of good things for thelmiigiy uud to
lefresli tlio famishing. Iho teaeheis ably
nssiMisl li their efforts to amuse and Interest
the children by their Aiddecnmp's Mr. John
Love and Aunt Saiiiaiitha. Anil to say nil
had u good lime would not half express It.
Woictuincd about six o'clock hi g'Msl spirits
nud wishing that picnics were ot more coin
mon oocuieiioo.
Aunt Samantiia.
Buy coal mined near your home. Newcas
tle Nut Is conceded by all that have used It to
Ik) the best for kitchen life. Price tf 1. 1(1 de
livered. Sold only by Geo. A. Riiymer. Tel
ephone 300. 1J3IO street.
We Invite you to call and see our stock of
wnsh goods "Km all-Moire" "Wool Challie"
and all the latest diess faluics,
J. W. WlNHKIl & Co.
1 100 O street.
Haveyou hieu to the new hnlr dressing
pnrlorsof the Thoiuhur'i Sistciv nt P.M2 O
street. (
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As the Coi'lilKli went to press it wns nude,
elded In Just h hat manlier lo welcome Iho
victorious Lincoln base ball club on lis le
tm ii at 11:55 a, M, to-day. But whether tho
enthusiasm of tlio fans llnds itoutlet In a re
ception or a banquet, the welcome Is sine to
helically, Tim Lincoln club has pcrfoiuicd
the almost phenomenal fiat ut cllnililng
from the hot loin (o oiy near the top In less
than tlmsi weeks, and without tho prist Igo
of the hoiiio giouuds either, The hoys come
buck covered with glory and hi splendid
tiltufiirn successful season at homo, And
those people who have waxisl enthusiasts on
the victory of tho past few weeks should lit
metiilier tlint they call show their apprecia
tion In no better way than by turning out
iltli their half dollars and quintet's to see
tho game. There should ho 2,000 people at
tho pai k this afUiuooii If tho weather Is
pioplllous,
A week's playing has not etrected tho sum
mary given by this paper In Its last Issue.
O'Day had nnu weak day, but thai was an
accident. Holms taken front lank as a
pitcher and may beoxiK'cled to hold his own
until the cud or tho season, And ho nut do
moiu nurd wot k than any of them. Darn
hrougli Is also "proving n likely youngster."
In fact tho club Is unusually well cqulppod
with first class twlrlcrs. Tomnoy shows
maiked signs of Improvement. Dave Rowe
has surprised some of his friends by his ex
cellent playing nnd they have nil kept well
up to the woik.
hollowing Is Lincoln's record since Friday
last:
Satin day, Sioux City B, Lincoln 5.
Sunday, Sioux City 13, Lincoln 15.
Wednesday, Minneapolis 15, Lincoln 0.
Thursday, Minneapolis U, Lincoln 7,
Hl'OIlTl.NII NOTCH.
It is nimoimced tlmt Curt Clarke of 1 fast
ings and Mockvtt of this city will conqieto
ror tlio gnte receipts In a thlrty-flvo mile bl
cyclo race In llohniiuii hall, this city, May 30.
The Evening Wisconsin thinks our Staf
ford is a phenomenon.
There Is talk nf trnnsfeirlng tho St. Paul
and Denver clubs to othor towns.
Arrangements are living made for a game
of bull between the bankers and the state
bouse attaches.
Flanagan Is expected to participate la to
ITlLw.
P ck
uaysgane.
ffltf!s&?5?:
for Mm gases nay row to obtain-
ed at Ed Youngs.
Special trains from nearby points will be
run for tomorrow's game.
The annual meeting of tho State Sports
men Association will bo hold Iu this city
Juno 3,4,5 and 0. Prizes amounting to
f 1,000 havo U-en offered.
Oney Patton will resume his place today.
He has now fully recovered nnd may Iks ex
pected to add to the clubs strength. Patton
says It Is trying on outsiders to play Iu Den
ver. Players unaccustomed to thu climate
loose their wind uud tiro out rapidly nud
then ho i-nys tho same nmoiiut of fort-j will
send a hull u good deal farther than Iu plnocs
of less altitude on account of the ratified nlr.
Tho old men from Lincoln are playing
winning ball. lYnoiWnr Mtlwauker AVus.
Milwaukee has evidently gathered a team
of sluggers. They are jMniudlng the ball
over the Held and even the supitosed pheiioui
inal pitchers are being hard hit. lYuoicfum
Veil's.
Nevertheless Lincoln took three out of four
games fiom the "sluggeis" on their homo
grounds recently.
Going to the gnme today)
But won't there be n crowd out to tee tho
gnmo tomorrow. Do you appreciate good
ball well yes, a little.
To keep the beard from turning gray, and
thus prevent the npicarauco of age, use
Buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers, the best
dye made.
You have often heard the expression "Dia
mond cut Diamond." This menus much In
Itspioper use anil a fair comparison might
lie "for diamonds go to a reliable diamond
merchant." llallett the pioneer jeweler of
Lincoln has constantly handled diamonds for
twenty years and copscquciiilv is thoroughly
posted on the subject. His experience lias
given him an insight into the business, such
as but few jewelers have acquired. He knows
wheie to I uy them, ho knows how to buy
them and he knows when to buy them. All
of this Is said simply to show thut diamonds
bought properly enn le sold at tight prices
with responsible gum an tee. If you want a
diamond at any time you will always get the
full worth of your money and best of satis
faction If you call on Eugene Hallet.
Dr. C. F. Ladd, dentist, 1105 O street
Telephone 153. Office hours, On. m. toft p. in
For harness call on Henry Harpliam, M2
noith Kleventhstieet,oposlte Capital Hotel,
Dr. C. F. L-idil, dentUt, 1105 O street
Telephouo 153. Office hours Da. m. to 5 p. in.
Coal of every size from the best mines
Iu Ohio, Kentucky, Illinois, Missouri, Colora
do i n I Wyoming for sale by Geo. A. R-iy-mer.
Telephone IRK). Office 1131 O Hreet.
The (ireat Alaska.
Lornior, the new pioprietor of China Hall,
1212 O Mreet Is ImiuiiiI to make tliu refrigera
tor business go. Accoidingly lie olfers any
nnd nil slesat prices wny Mow the usual
llgures, He Is exclusive agent for tho cele
brated Alasknk', which hnvo for ten yoer
past I ecu in the lend iu Lincoln ns mini) who
nrw own tin m run testify. A large line of
White Mountain nud Aietio lie cream fur.
eis also on side nt prices Hint defy all co;nx
tlliou. Don't fail to call mi Ixirmer if you
want a i efrigerator or icecream freezer.
$1000 ThlslsolJYred lo thn young Indy
sen ting to thn Cm tls4 Publishing Co,, beforo
July 1st, (lx weeks only) (he greatest num
Ur of I rial subset Iptlons at 50 cents each, to
the "Ladles Homo Journal", The rest of tho
yenr for that amount. Miss K. 0. Morrnll,
1011 Farnaui, Omaha, having won ono yenr
nt Vnssar, hopes to complete her course by
vv Inning the above. All Intending to tnko
ndvanlagoof tlio lato olfer will help a No
hra'l.a girl como out Ihst Instead of second
by sending the saino lo her nddiess,
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
An Kdllor Possessed with it Very Worthy
Motto.
Ruritost'iXTivi!. Tho first night wo en
tered this town wo slept under n wagon on
Apachu nveiiiie. We felt tough, ivv looked
tough and wo had Just llftccn cents cash
capital. We'd walked twenty-eight in I led
that day to got somewhere, and after get
ting thero thu prospects didn't seem to Im
prove. Wo worn sustained, however, by n
determination to cniim out on top ot the
crowd If wo lost both legs In thu hustle.
That determination carried us through,
From tho very llrst Issue of Tho Kicker
wu took for our motto "Ex ilouu fiinui
semper vlvnt," which used to menu In our
neighborhood In New Knglniid, "Tell thu
truth without fear or favor, oven If you
nuvor get an office or own n dog." Wo
hnvo stuck to that motto, and whllo It haft
mndo nu somo enemies It has also mndo us
a host of friends and u power In tho land.
In pursuance of our policy wo now wish to
say ii word nbout "Thu Great Arizona
Homo Provider company," which Is adver
tising extensively In tho cast. IU latest
scheme Is toadvertlso city Iota Iu "llluo Hill
City" at tvvunty dollars ench. The "city"
Is represented ns n hustling young town
three railroads, two bunks, ono theater,
3,000 peoplo, nnd bound to bo tho Chicago
of tho west. Wo rodu out to tho site thu
other dny. When wo rcturnnd tho com
pany offered UH twcuty-flve dollars to keep
still. Wo denounce It ns a fraud from top
to bottom, nud warn tho publlo against in
vesting.
A ruiNTKit rott the nova Thero aro
three or four tough men in this town
'wayback toughs, with cartloads of sand
In their systems but thero aro 400 would
be toughs who nro not n bit tough and
novor can bo. It Isn't In them, and they
nro not in It, Thoy go round spitting
orer their shoulders and bluffing" the a
Chinamen and half breeds, bat they Uk
good care not to ran up against th mum
whoa father owned the afrhsg whieh
was ttw feBBtalB head of rifhitM erwk.,
STV MsBllijr'WBT WV WMW vO A VO vBBJBB
heyn: "Don't It's a waste of time and
raw material. The goods are cotton mixed
and the dyo won't stand. Come off the
perch and drop your claims, nnd lot every
body sine you up for what you really are
a lot of old (lend bents who ought to be
driven to the Mind hills."
In this connection we wish to briefly re
fer to the little affair of Sunday, which our
contemporary will no doubt misstate in
his usual fusldon. We were sitting on tho
steps of tho postofflce waiting for the plnco
to oteii nt tho usual hour, when mi indi
vidual known nrotind town ns "Holy Smoko
Bengal Tiger Steve Johnson" cjimo along.
No ono knows whore ho enmo from, and
some folks have liceu very much afraid of
hlin. Ho picked his teeth with n grizzly's
claw, carried n bowlo knlfo and claimed to
shoot two handed.
Iu writing up "Tho Bluffers" ot this
town n fuw weeks ugo wu usked this Smoky
Tiger, or whatever ho calls himself, what
prison ho had run from? He's been prom
ising tho toys to slice off our right ear,
hnvo it broiled in Hill Tnylor'a restaurant,
nnd then publicly feed It to Stevo Akcr's
Virginia foxhound. Wo haven't been
greatly worried, nnd wo didn't skip a cog
when wo saw tho Tiger rolling along to
ward us. Ha enmo to a halt In front of us,
and tried to look awully wicked real old
Rocky Mountain wicked, with tho gora
thrown in us n chrotno.
Wo didn't shiver.
Then ho smljcd a facsimile of the grin
Kit Carson used to put on ns ho counted
up his dead Injuns and whistled ior tho
buzzards to begin work.
We didn't unwind or lose any buttons.
Then ho sent his deep baso roar down to
his feet and brought it up again to tell us
that our car wns his. Ho ranched for it,
but ho never got there. Wo rose up nnd
knocked Smoky off his pins nt ono punch,
nnd then wo walked on him nnd sat down
on him, nnd hammered him from head to
heel until ho roared like n calf nud whined
like n coyote. We have his two revolvers
and IkivvIo knife nu our table as we write.
We are waiting for him to prove projierty
nud take them away.
Perhaps it would lie appropriate to ob
serve In this connection that there will bo
a little Ik-u or gathering or convention or
some such thing on Pawnee square Satur
day evening. Most of our prominent citi
zens will bo there. Several of them will
bo provided with ropes. There will bo vari
ous committees apKiiuttsf to wait on vari
ous disagreeable Individuals In this town,
nud ask them how long they intend to re
main. If longer than two hours tho com
mittee will bring them to tho lce nnd they
will 1h argued with. Thu "Bengal HlufTer"
is on the list to recelvu callers, M. Quad
in New York World.
Ilio Ileuuty of It.
Foggs There's nothing so delicious in
the world as to reach out of bed iu tho
morning to ring for your valet to come
anil dress you.
llrown Have you n valet?
Foggs No, but I hnvo a bell.
Drown Hut what gixul does It do yon
to ring Itf No valit will come in response.
Foggs That Is just the most delectable
part of It. As thu valet doesn't come, you
don't have to get up. Boston Transcript.
Serve llliu Itlglit.
Farmer's Wife Just fancy, llofb.uier,
our nclgliUir, has Urn today making mo
nn olTer of marriage In case you don't get
belli i1
Sick Husband Whatl that fellow f It
jvoulil serve him right If I died tomorrow!
Huinorlstlschc Blatter.
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