ii9Ww Tsmiiw CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, MAY K, 1891 1 -1 1 "V t M 8 c - 1 r TO OTjn. Lincoln- Pattons Wc beg to Inform jou tlml our Stock of Spring aiid Summer SUITINGS It now ready 'or jour lnpectlon nml comptUcs nil tlu UTIiST NOYKI.TIKS From tin Finest French i English MA1T VXJi.CTX7XlJSXlB. Brerj Garment Strictly First-Class! G'uckort & McDonald, THE TAILORS, 317 S, 15th St. Correspondence Solicited OMAHA, NEB. 'diL' VtU.4S &,& PELIGHTFUL COMPLEXION " EFFECTS Maybe prnduoetlbv the two of MIM. UltA HAH'ti Kugenlo Knniiiel nml her Kono Bloom. TI10 complexion nml color nro mndo perfect, anil the cfo"t crutluy could 1101 to laet one grain of powder or tint least Indica tion of arlMclnl color. 1 will stake, my rep utation that on any fnco I can alvo the most 4ellihtful complexion nml color with fili ate Kiiamoi nmi koo uiosaoin, nml it no on could ioUly toll that color or complexion worn ariino Thl la high it rl In cosmetic. They Mb mora harmless Imd any other eoa- I In the world, in nay Ihnv urn mak ilia. Im In their nature, nml thus dues not r up the poro. When uilnc thoie iiipcrb Miles you tnav wine llio ilmt or iinranl. ration from thu nice without marring their delicate bciiuty. They romiiln on nil day, or until watlied oir. Price or each, $1; llio twoxont nmwliore for ?. For sale by HOWAIUV.i fHAMONl) HAHMAUY.Norttiweit Corner N ivnd I'Jth street. Mrs. Qrnhiim, Urt Post t., Kan I'riiuolitco, treat ladles Tor nil defect or hleiuWhci ol fapo or ninuo. Send slump for her llttlo book How to bo llouuttrul." Lincoln. Floral Conservatory Coiner G nml 17th btivi'ts. Out Flowers andTlesigns For Wcddlngn, FunernU, Pnrllen, Receptlonii, Ktc. General Collection of Plants. Visitor Alwas Welcome. City Order by Telephone Promptly Filled. W. S.SAWYER & CO. Price LUt Free. Telephone 344 Of IN HEW QUARTER ! Lincoln Trunk Factory 1133 O ST O ST. Where wc will be glad to lee all old friends and customer and as many new one as can get Into the store. C. K. WIR1CK, SUCCESSOR TO WIRICK & HOPPER. f?rlkvLrfiX y,'J v f 1 A ' ( . 1 1 J..2is4ikLii ffM JT" Wfj aaa ill aMlSaBlaw. ILHHsrcaHsaaV1 am. aHBtlVaMaB aamBaVBaaVlaEVIVaV Wi vaaaaaaaaaKawSa N laValaPPamPWvIr kbKbKBJibKS?! -vnrrrsananiKaBBBBaBM ErSWAMf EVERETT HALE. A llonton I'rrnrlittr Wlm linn (lalnml U'liln l'm. II0M011 U particularly well provlilcil with clergymen who nro relobralod In their pro fession, or literature, or tint cnuso of ed ttcntlon. No ono sect or ilunoinlnntlon enn claim tliont, for llicy vnrjr In faith from F.plscopnl to Unltwlnn, Some of thutn lutvo written book tlmt havo hecotnn fa mous, nml have started moro than 0110 train of thought townril the uplifting of tlin race Ilov. Kdwnrd F.vorelt Hula In probably ono of tho mint famous of Morton clergy men. 1 1 In fatiui In by no menus local, and Ills untiio Is respected over a wlilu range of territory I In wan liorn In Hoston, April 9, 18i lie In sprung froiy 1111 old Now F.ng land family that liavo figured largely In the history of thu country An ancestor of bin wan the martyred Captain Nathan Halo, whonc bint word worn a wlnh that ho had mora liven to olTor on bin country' nltnr. Tho curly education of Mr. Halo was under tho mont favorable clrcuinstnnces. From tho Honion Latin school bo wont to Harvard, ami graduated from Hint colu brntcil unlverHlty In IKK). Ilo thou becmno nn usher In tho Initio school. DurliiK thin tlmo ho read theology and church history, and In 181'J ho wan licensed to preach by tho Hoston Ansoclatlon of Congregational Ministers. Ill Ilmt rt'Killur charge wan the Church of tho Unity, In Worcester. Ho remained pastor of thin church from 1H til to law, when hu became pastor of the South Congregational (Unitarian) church, iu Uoston, where ho still remains. WW KDWAIID nVKIIKTT IIAI.K. During bin pantornl work In Ilonton he has been Iduntlllud with many chnrltnblo bodlea and movements. A book publlHbud by him In 1870, "Ton Times Ono Is Ten," loci to n movement which now oxists in n club or aeries of clubn with over 00,000 members. Another Hoclety duo to his ef forts, tho Look Up IjOkIoii, uutnlMirn sotno 0,000 tnembor. Several mnnar.incn nro undor his charge. Ho is a thorough news paper man, having nerved In every capac ity on tho Boston Dnlly Advertiser from reporter to oditor-ln-chlef. ALEXANDER E. SWEET'S HUMOR. A Man Who llg an to Write Jokes When m Chllil. Alexander R. Sweet, who edits Texas 81 f tings, and who Is prolific as n humorist, has been described as "a typical hayseed, wttli his loose, rough looking clothes, heavy movements, full uncultured heartland rich complexion. One would Judge he knew More about eropa' than human nature. In eoBversattosi Im aays funny things that del serve plaosa In print with a countenance marked by Ineffable solemnity." Mr. Sweet is a modest geiitlemnn of mild mnn- uora, with a kindly fnco. Ho lives In Now York city with his family. Ho was iKirn in Canada in 1841, but when he was n mere child hi parents moved to Sun Antonio, Tex., nml nettled there. At tdxtccn ho went to school at Poughkccpnic, after which ho vis ited Germany nml was n Htudent at CarUrttho, Baden, AtKXANHKR K. SWKKT. for Bevcral years He returned to Texas In IS03 and Joined tho Thirty-third Texan cavalry as a privnto, and served un til tho war ended. "After the war," says Mr. Sweet, "I practiced Inw, but not with any bewilder ing degree of success. I drifted Into Jour nalUm, and for soveral years furnished a column of Ban Antonio slftlugs for tho Gnlvcston News. These items wore much copied, and I started Texas Slftlugs In I8SI in Austin. My life has been comparatively blameless, except for a short time when 1 was learning to play on tho flute." In re gard to his methods of work Mr. Sweet ouce rcmarkcdi "Unlike other nllegcd humorists, 1 can not recall my first downward step. I bo gnu going down from my crudle, I believe. The propensity to write funny things was contemporaneous with my first successful struggle with tho alphabet, and has accom panied mo through life, bringing with it all tho misfortunes which have blighted my career and mndo me tho peusivo creat ure you behold. How do I build my Jokes? I think my Jokes build themselves. They even get Into my business correspondence. Of the different styles of humorous writing the brief paragraph Is tho mont difficult A column of such paragraphs dnlly would put any man under the sod In twelve months, whereas humorous sketches, es pecially If they nro In n series, are tho easi est work n professional humorist can da 1 can write n couple of columns of sketches without any great mental wear and tear, but a half column of paragraphs makes me long to be a popular preacher." Floriculture In the United States. A recent bulletin Issued by tho census bureau gives some timely statistics regard ing floriculture, which has been carried on as a business for upward of a century, and which in the last twenty-live years has as sumed large proportions. Out of a total of 4,050 establishments, 3,703 wero started between 1870 and 1890, and of these 1,707 be tween 1880 and 1600. There are 813 com mercial floriculture establishments owned and managed by women. These 4,650 es tablishments had In use In the census year 83,823,347 square feet of glass, covering a pace of mora than 801 acres of grounds. The establishments, including fixtures and beating apparatus, were valued at 38,355, 733.43; tools and Implements, f 1,587,003.03, and gave employment to 10,847 men and 1,058 women, who earned In the year 18, 483,057. Fuel for heating cost 11,160,153.66. The products for the year were 40,056,253 rose bushes, 88,380,873 hardy plauU aud shrubs, while all other plants amounted to 183,835,308, reaching a total value of I13,086, 477.76 for plauU. Cut (lowers brought an additional income of 1A,175,338.0I. y' VaV ra'isCri m, 1 v 'b' I Jr? n IT 8EEM9 AT PHESENT TO PERVAOE THE RELIGIOUS WORLD. The Attnnk of liilhnr lunation nil Iter. Holier Nimlmi 0(iiitrovery llolwueii Two Oiithnlln lll.lici-Why )r. Ilrldtf mini Itf-nlineil III Ohnrgr. A strange spirit of unrest seems to have taken ponnenHlou of tin) religious world of Into. Kiulueut pantom nro iiientlonlng tho liiHplratlon of Holy Writ, denying tho doc trine of eternal puiilnhment and ranting doubt upon tho resurrection of Chrlnt. 1'rofcHsoM of theology nro giving tho broad' est construction to creeds; churcli illnnen klonnaru rife over foundational truths, and a verltnblo battloof iM'llefs In In progress. Foremost iu tho strife for tho old faith and customs In Father Ignatius, the, Prot estant monk of Wales Thin gentleman claims to preach tho gospel pure nml uu dellled, and It shocked lilm to llud men of o tb or Ideas In .jipjj vuiirKu "I I'.pineii pnl churches 1 11 America. Ceitaln utterances of tho Hov. Dr. Holier Newton, one 11 f tho most eloiiieiit divines of Now York, aroused tho Indignation of Fa ther Ignatius, whoso coifed fid lowers In Wales recently went over v In a Iwdy to tho fATitna IONAT1U8. Itomau Catholic church. The monk saw danger to tho church at largo should Dr. Newton remain n proinliuont member. Ho publicly denounced thu "hypocrisy" of tho preacher and called upon Bishop Potter to discipline him. Dr. Newton's offense, an formulated by Father Ignatius, consists In his alleged denial of tho Incarnation and resurrection of Christ. Ho in also said to have expressed tho opinion that there is no need for tho miraculous conception of tho divlno word. Dr. William H. Huntington, rector of Grace church, who questioned tho nccu racy of the monk's statement of Dr. Now ton's position, and appealed for tolerance In tho church, was dubbed an lullilel, and his letter on the subject charac terized ns n "piece of slippery Jesuit Ism." Dr. Da Cos ta, In upholding Father Ignatius, declared that "the church today Is badly entangled In the tolls of Satan. Tho spirit of worldllncsn, In spired and direct ed by wealth, is catlngasncanker, regardless of di vine truth. The HKtiKR NKWTON. wealth or tho land, to a largo extent, views religion as a system of economical insurance, a 'cheap dofenso for the nation,' and regards the priest sim ply ns a member of tho moral police," Dr. Newton has conducted himself with dignity during tho hubbub. In a sermon he said the miusii"re of St. Bartholomew was one of the atrocities committed through faith, whi;b "bos also burned li braries, closed schools, ana ho natlaed science, martyred philos ophers, white washed the walls on which art has drawn her glori ous visions, staid tho progress of tho h u in n 11 r a 0 o through centu ries, ami wrought incalculable evil to civilization." Ho nlejiiliil for n wider charity, nisiiop M'qUAtn. "tho corner stono of truo Christianity," and said tho chief regard of organized Protestantism, equally with Itomiiulsm, was not truth iu Itself, but truth as held by tho fathers, and delivered by them to their children that Is, "truth arrested, fixed, stereotyped, Until." There is also warfare in a certain section of tho Catholic cliuich. This, however, Is not a dispute as to doctclue, but what np pears to bo a personal quarrel betw ecu two bishops openly carried on by tho Rochester Catholic Journal and tho UutTalo Catholic Union. Bishop McQuald, of Rochester, con demned the course of the latter paper in a recent pastor al letter. Ho said it bad for years misrepresented and m 11 1 1 g ri o d himself nud dlo- vv ceso In a shameful manner, with the fullest approba tion of tho Right Rev. Bishop of Buffalo. It had ntsiiop ItVAK. ought to creato division among the priests and people In a malicious, unchristian spirit. To prevent serious Injury to tho faith and morals of tho young lie protested against tho circulation of Tho Catholic Union In tho diocese, ns it was "not lit reading for decent and pure minded chit dren," nnd was "a constantly recurring source of scandal to many, running luto sin nnd shame," Bishop Ryan, of Buffalo, refused to mnko any answer to this pastor al. "Tho Bishop of Rochester," he said, "undoubtedly felt Justified iu writing tho letter, and with his action this diocese bus nothing to do. I have 110 quarrel with Bishop McQuald." Baptist circles have been stirred to their depths by tho defection of ono of their leading pastors on tho all absorbing topic ot eternal punish ment for sinners. Tho Rev. Dr. C. DeW. Drldgman recently resigned the pastorato of the Madison Ave nue Baptist church, Now .. A jt a York. becaiiM) bin ?. fV ?.' , .., , i-jj iioni inuruuu y. wero in counict with the general belief of the church. In a re cent sermon he dr. liltlPOMAN. expressed his firm conviction that the doctrine of hell Is directly opposed to Christ's teaching; that the hell against which the tord warned mankind Is just tte inward depravity which selfishness and nbellef and unfalthfuluess are certain to wseU. JouM W. Postoatk. T1IK SPIRIT OF UNkliST. -Vl 5$? fi I xr aHsA $w I5I M m 1 itei nQ AJ.aaa.rX. kTv A 1 WJmtWihW .a wa m awTiri av-Wv aVS?ZHV THE ARIZONA KICKER N1111111 of the Wild Wn)n of (In Ahentl lOlllllllllolll. Impt December, when wo had completed the lepalrs to llio picket feuro surrounding our private graveyaul nud counted tip tho graven, wo announced our earnest hope that tho number would never exceed nine. Wo never really wanted to kill any ono of the batch, much preferring to live at peace with nil mankind, but It wan 11 casu of "shoot first or go under" In each and every Instance, and It became our duty to shoot. Everybody knows wo have done the square thing when compelled to outfit n mini for tho far off country. Wo havu bought colllnn, furnished Nliroiids, got up funeral processions and planted tho Immi grant on our own privnto lot, where his headboard would not Imi taken by tho cow boys fornciichcr table nor his bones become tho prey of tho co) olei. It Is needless to add that we shall continue to pursue thin lllx-ral policy iu tho future, while the sub scription price of tho Kicker will still re main at two dollars per ear. As stilted nt the beginning, wo hoped to keep the number down to nine, but cir cumstances over which wo hud no control erected 11 tenth headboard thu other day. In writing up Colonel Woodhouso's new ranch two weel.s ago wu Jocularly referred to a cowboy as ' Cockered Bill." It seems that bin proper title is "Squliitoyed Will iam," and ho took offense at our license. Wo liavo Invariably noticed that when wo nttempt anything Jocular somebody dies before the mouth expires, nud wo shall now swear oil', , Bright and early Monday morning the gentleman with the Imperfect optics opened tlio front door of our olllco with 11 great deal of useless energy, ami lieforo wo ssiuhl glvo him C. O. I), rates 011 a half ciPfumii ml. ho began banging away at us. Wu knew, from tho way bin first bullet chawed Its way through the straw hat wu wear Iu thuollk-e that he meant business, and wo didn't allow any vision of tho dear old hoinu back In New Knglnml, with mother standing iu tho door, stop us from getting ready to return his courtesies. William shot tho bauds off our office clock, split tho ear of thu Chlnamnii who turns tlio crank of our power press unci blasted the peaceful life of a yaller cnt which w 0 paid llvodollnro for In Tucson; but when tho cannonade had ceased William hnd gone down tho long, dark trnil to Join ids forefathers. Wowere,of courso, prompt ly acquitted before tho coroner's Jury, nnd we think we did the square thing when wo got thirteen vehicles out to William's fu neral. All our readers will bear witness to tho fnct that wo have exercised the greatest patience in bearing the slum and taunts of our esteemed weekly contemporary On three different occasions wo would have been perfectly Justified In killing him, but wo restrained our hand becnuso wo knew ho owed Ids two compositors money which they would lose If ho went under ground. Wo long ago decided to pay no further at tention to him, no matter what ho satd; but there was an item In bin last Issue which calls for a word or two of explana tion from us. Our lop cared, lop shouldered, knock kneed, slab shied, ramshackle, bald headed, poverty stricken, cross eyed, web footed, toothless old contemporary, with an nver age circulation of 317 copies weekly against our tens of thousands (see our sworn state ments), says that we were cowbided In our own sanctum three days ago by a lady named Miss Green, who Is a music teacher lately arrived from Indiana. His statement is an Insult to a young, beautiful and accomplished lady, who was at once accorded the ontmy of the best society In the town, nud who enmo here with letters of the highest recommenda tion from respectable people. Mrs. Green called at Tho Kicker office in the most mutable mood ami with the most peaceful Intentions. She simply aud sweet ly desired us to publish nue of her oiiginnl poems, entitled "When the Hen's KggNesta Again," and we wero tlirico glad to do so. It appears on our third page today, and wo feel that wo cannot say too much iu praiso of it. Tints do wo confound, paralj ze, upset, break in two and knock out the human hyena whose spiteful soul would blacken our private character before thin commun ity, and witli it the fair reputation of an angel in female clothes. Words fall to ex press our contempt for this Inhuman monster, but no mlvunco will bo mndo in our advertising rates. M. Quad in New York World. The Millo nml the lire. Once upon a time n Young ami Frisky Mule wandered away from its Mother's side toward 11 Hive of Bees, which the Farmer kept iu order to ptouuru Beeswax for tho children. to chew on. Observing his Tendency to Investigate tho Mother observed: "Boy I You keep away from that local ity; Bees and Mules never have and never will Agree." Tho Youngster pretended to Submit, but at a Fnvorablo Opportunity ho cantered up for a close Investigation. He got an ear full in about half u Minute, and had not tho Farmer nnd Ids son turned out to his Aid ho would have been Stung to death. As It was ho wns Badly used up by the Sharp nnd Remorseless stings, nud ho was standing on Threu Ix-gn with his Eyes clobcd when his Mother drew near aud queried s "Did I not warn you against tho Bees?" "You did." "Then why didn't you Heed my Words? I told you that tho Bees and Mules did not Agree." "So you did, but 1 went over to the Hive to ask them why It was." MOltAU Mules, always put confidence In your mother. New York World. A (iiod Reutuu. Little Johnny Flz.letop has tho habit of waking up every night nml demanding something to eat. At last bis mother said to him: "Iook hero, Johnny, I never want to eat anything In the night." "Well, I don't think I'd care much to eat anything either iu the night if I kept my teeth In a mug-of water." Texas Sittings. Chivalry at the Ureakfatt Table. "Now, cook, just you look here! Look at that piece of bacon I've just given your mUtressI It's the thickest and worst cut I ever saw Iu my life! and this piece I'm just going to take myself Is only a little betterl" I-ondon Punch. A f M7T7 Til 4i B ' J 1 flB aH Sv jk mt tmmvi a ina;i m-sfci ma sflHBitfattu0ifeiHy ? Ut W l'aDWB.''4rr r'.-'BA.l. 1 K.HaT .VUm. V-yX WH WJV JM -' " ' 'SatfV StKSSXUW lfilllTl2a 9 U 9 3?IW ,X5 vv TOIkl 1 ' IW i:u 1 in ii ? Bjf 49 CtS. Wo arc Showing a Bargain i W0LVERT0N DELAINES And Offer for Monday and Next Week a Dress Pattern Complete for Forty Nine Cts. Come in and look our Dress Goods Stock over. You can buy goods at your own price. 49 cts. Shoe Department. The Greatest Bargain ever heard. They all go at and below Actual Cost, and must be Closed Out at once. Here arc a few prices: Ladies Dongola Patent Leather Tip, Button Shoes for $1.39, would be cheap at $2.00. Ladies' Dongola Oxford Tics, Patent Leather Tip, 95c, usually sold at $1.75. A better one for $1.29 that always sells for $2.00. To appreciate our bargains they must be seen. Call early. Maxwell Sharpe & Ross. Co. R. H. MAXWELL Receiver. fTm 1 YOU SEE THIS! 1 1 , .So Do Several Thousand OtHer People. - CUppOS? : v"" -- "- DISTRICT yaw- i-v --Bt-J V -isa i: COMPANYA N Hours-D to I'J, Vi f yCtl e.xj-2.1 liy aR b ,-tJa JVi UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. THE- BOND. J. G. BURPEE, Proprietor. This beautiful new house under Its present management will be conducted In thorough firut class style on the American plan, rates $j.oo. It has ALL MODERN CONVENIENCES Including passenger elevators and bath room on every floor. Tho sleeping apartments are large and elegantly furnished and may be had either single or en suite. We have reserved a limited number of rooms for city patrons and are pre pared to give excellent table board with or without rooms at reasonable rata. Call and see us. TH9 BOND Telephone 48a. Cor. lath aad Q. 49 CtS. in 49 cts. nwwr-gj J YOUr "fd." Uas Here? ; --- -- m J SPECIAL FACILITIES FOR Delivering Notes, Letters, Invitations PARCELS, ETC. WE CAX WAKE YOU UP At at nuy hour to mnko tho early trains get your mall from postofllcc, etc. Open Day and Night I Telephone 190. Oilice, S. W. cor. iotli and O. m Dr.H. S. Aley, Specialist In FEMALE, MERYOUS and KIDNEY DISEASES. Special attention paid to tho treatment of theso diseases by means of electricity. . All noifinnllKtmiit tumor of tho womb romoved without the use of tbo knife. ........ All operations for Injuries from childbirth skillfully per formed. , , , , .... llpliu-iiiiitof tho womb cured In most cases without tbo into of liiHtrunieiitH. ,,.... Kiilleiin , HI. Villi' Daneo, rielntlcn, N Mirnlgln, Hysteria, illlleroiit fornix of parabxlH, DcformltleN, nud nil other forms of Ner oiik Trouble suceeshfully treated. Cousulliitlon ut olllco or by mall f I u). Newman llluck, O Ht., bet. lfltb nnd lltb, Lincoln, Neb, tf to 5, 7 to 8. CUT THIS OUT " nf r i !V ' W . il BfeA.4)irM "Sa i M? Aril 'l.V.,i.l.-IV,iiftr.