CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY MAY 2, iSyt
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HY nro nEVNOLDS
CELEUPA I liU MNE
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HHOES
" THE UESI MAUEJ"
,rULDNT
PTiirktmiiniicr
NOVE HCR. I Clii'iiiimtuiu e .M n 1 1 f .
I In 11 town up north mi ex Judge NnciMti
lor of n bunk. Ono day recently ho ruftiftotl
to cash n cheek otTered liy a stranger,
"Tim eheek Is all rllit. lie wild, "but
tho evidence you otYor In Identifying your
xelf at Hie, person to whoso order It In
drawn Isscureulj sutltelctit "
"I've known you to huugnutati on 1ms
evidence, Judge," wan I lin stranger'A rc-
HpUIISC.
"Quite likely," replied I hoox JikIki', "but
when It conies to leltlint go of eold cjihIi wo
have, to bo eareful." St. Iiouls (llobo-I)oiii'
ocrnt.
DECAUSE-
Thoy nro tuncla oil unntomicnl principle
nncl nffortl mi cnay mul perfect fit from
tlio flfHt.
Tlioy nro ntyllwli mid jinu-otlil In "P
penrnnce.
Tlioy uo only tlio best ntook mid em
ploy nono but nklllod worUmon.
Thoy innUo lO difforont widths, of nt:
tho populnr shopes, nnd tho moil tn
tlcltou ciin bo milled.
Tlioso nnd many otlior roiisoiw nro
WHY they nro tlio UEST nnd mot i POP
Li LA H Sliooii iiiimulnutiircd.
Thoy nro nil utiiiiipoil on solos nnd lln
iniiB, uliowlnu conndonoo In tlio quiility
of tliulr production.
Look for " Tiwlo Murk." without whloh
nono nio noiiuino.
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The Alcazar,
SOLE AGENTS.
fr-Our lines of Nprlmr Hboes for l.uille
nnd Misses Im mom eonipleto anil wo Invite
lour Inspection Call iiml see the Now Hhoe
Htoro at
1406 O Street.
Purchasej Your
jjfe.-T-'ll
Direct from the Manufacturers
AND HAVHMONKY.
Huvln; opened a branch store of our own
In Lincoln you will now havu an opportunity
of doing so.
If desired we will sell on
to responsible parties.
Clioot Zvt-ucio lO eonto
E S T K Y & C A M P
121 Houtli Truth Mt. LINCOLN, NHll.
11. M LAV, Mnmmer.
lil UN tic. I, tint It Wm
No IU.
Alphetis.Swnckhanitnerguitwed lilt light
chestnut sorrel mustache nervously nnd
looked with llxcd gao at tho hau'thty,
lark browed beauty who nut with her
hand nnanged In a careless, negligee
fashion on her lap lit such a way as to o.x
hlbllitll the jewels on each separate and
distinct linger. Her wealth of wavy lnlr,
with thoexrcptlun of an oblong wail or lw
wlldcrlng frl. In front, was combed luck
from a classic forehead whoso Mowing out
lines worn merged Into the pure oval of
oheok and chin with scrupulous lldellty to
tlio highest and most fashionable Ideal, and
whoso lluely scttlptuicd prollle had tho
severely Ore'ek iiccuruei of tho soenty-slx
rent tioddess of l.lbeity on the American
(liver dollar.
"MegonhiSwub," he exclaimed with sup
pressed excitement, "are juti sure jolt will
never i egret this decision?"
"Perfectly sure, .Mr. .Swackhaniiner,"Bho
replied.
"Keuiouibcr," he urged, "I inn old cntiugh
to bo your" Mr. Swnekliuinincr rellecled
n moment "to lw your second cousin, any
how. I am not led away by excess of joutli
fill enthusiasm In pronouncing your volco
a wonderful one. You could become a
it rent artist."
"You nro mistaken, .Mr. Swucklminmer."
"So be It, Hernia! I have doiio mydiity. I
1 have tried to awaken in you tho deslro
for a eat eer of fame. I fccm to ha o iiiiulu
a mistake lit tlilnklnu I coiilddo it. I am
not, iIIhkiiIhu my disappointment."
Mr. Swnckhuinuicr picked up bis hat,
cruNhed It savagely In Ids IiiiihIh, and went
on with Increaxlnn bitterness:
"When I think of jour voice n volco
whose riiliKo Is threo octaves mid a squeak
when I think how It could bo worked up
to liluli I', or poNibly 1". and n half, it
grinds mens an old fileiul of the family to
think j on will never no milling into tho
port of fame with K's "
I'aleas inarble, tho jouiik wontiin roo
In hur wrath and confront! il liim.
"Mr. Swackhammer,"8he replied IiuukIi
tily, the lurid llKhtnlnKof her llaniinK eyes
tr'iiiHllxliiK the presumptuous mini where
lie Btood, "you fatigue mo excessively. My
voice, nlr, would founder at CI" Clilcano
Tribune.
Tit for Tat.
Collector I really can't nude ndiiud why
j'oti don't pay me my little bill. You havu
never Kivcn mo a hIiiIc cent.
Ilustetter Mctiiunls If tlmu was not
money I'd explain to you.
"Now you are nlvlnn nie Impudence."
"Well, you were complaining just now
th.it I hadn't Kiven jountiylliluK. Von are
always i iiiiiIiIIiik about not IiIiik'."
"You promNed to p.iy me '.lireo mouths
nKo, and I relied on jor.."
"ThatV mj."
"And you lied."
"I'rcclhely ho; I lied on you, and you ro
lled on me, M wo mo o uu. (loodby."
Texas Siftings.
Iimoinnlit.
An IHiKtriili'il I'liriKc.
l'lirrr wr.t.t. iiatti.i:i.
-Life.
Opened Jn, 1, '01.
Alt Improvements
The Lincoln
TKIIMH-I.'.WTO I.(D.
.be latter price lueliiiles rtuttis.
First-Cass in Every Respect!
IImimIK'Ih, Hulls mid Iteci-ptliiON,
We are thpeclally well piepared In entei
tain larirnor Hiniill untlii'ilnt'K nt IliiuqinlK,
Halls, lticeptliniH, lie. Units ami loll Infor
mation dirci lull) ulvin at llit'olllce.
Cor. ra ml Htli Ms sii:iusA Maiikm
KAl2LlX3AZCJkafllK&Li-l ,
Mr. F. There'H Mrs. Uluepolnt noino
like her, but xhu lacks repose, I think.
Mrs. Delt. (who Kt her money latu In
I life) I should think they'd let her sleep aa
lato's shu'a u mind to. Lire.
No TIiiiii to I.oho.
A woman had just not aboard a Hrimh
Htreet car when she bewail waving her liand
to the conductor to stop.
"Did j on want tho car utoppedr" hu
asked as he looked In.
"Yes."
"Hut joii just not on."
"I know that, but 1 just want to net oft
too. I left two pies In theoieii, and they
want to come out o' that inside of ten min
utes or they'll burn up!" Detioll Kiee
I'ress.
IJlllllllllMIIIH.
Ili'dbroke It's no use ilcnyiiiK that
times are hard. 1 tested the matter thor
oughly this moruiiiK.
.Jackson -Ilnwr
Declbrokc I accosted adoen prominent
cillelis whom I met on the street, and
asked each one ror the loan of llo dollars
for a shoit timooui). Would you Mievu
tint nut one of the twelvu had that paltry
sum in his pockety I Iaiper's Ha.ar.
A (loml llnj,
A boy about ten years old, having an old
toy cart with htm, wiistrjliuttollsh a caku
of Ico out of tho river at tho foot, of Adair
Btreetthe ot her day when a man whocamo
aloiiK called out:
"Hojl don't joti know better than to bo
fool inn around the ror"
"I'm not fooling."
"Then nouwuj'."
"1 want toKetthlHcakoof Icollrst. Wish
you'd help me lift It out."
"What on earth do you want or Icur"
asked the man as ho went nearer.
"For slimmer, sii for hot weather. Wo
don't take Ice In summer, and l'lobeeu
linlilliiK It homo for tluee days. Cot llvo
Ureal Vi pieces laid away under the bouse,
and I want to net at least llo moie."
Thn man helped him out with a cake,
and hn went away happj Detroit Kreo
Press.
Tim Siirrlllro No l.nii;i'r Ni-oileil.
"Walter," ho said in ii low tone, and
looking cautiously about him, "I haven't
liad llmo to ie.ul the papers tills morning.
Is this inn. s with the ICyetalian Kvern
inent still koIiikoii"
"I think It's about settled." leplled tho
waiter.
"?ot koIiih to Imj any IlKhtr"
"No; theie Isn't the MlKliti'st piospect of
uny MkIiIIiik."
"lIvurjthliiK Kb'K to lw settled pence
nblyr" "No doubt of It at all."
"Then," he said, raising his volco till
everybody in the lestuurant looked at him
In ainaeinent, "I have stilled my nppetlto
n.s long as my patriotism as an American
demands the sacrillce. llriiiK inn sumo
macaroni soupl" CIiIciiko Tribune.
WnrliliiK "l1 Tritile.
Hu hail obtained u place In n real e-stnto
office, and was dolni? everjthliiK hu could
for tho Interests of his employeis.
Tho other evening be was at a social
gathering, and was asked to sing. IIo ro
sponded with "Home, Sweet, Home " Ills
friends were u little surprised at tho selec
tion, but ho was heartily iippbtu i I Step
ping forward, ho said;
"I am glad you liked tliu song. Tliero Is
untiling like 'Home, Sweet Home,' nnd
let mo say that thu company I represent is
selling them on terms to suit j'ourself
within twelve minutes' rido of the city. If
you don't want to llvo heio It's thu chauco
of your life for an Investment." Washing
ton Post.
Tale oT Ye I'Ull.
A llsh hawk pulled a large salmon out of
Elk river one day last week. Tlio llsh was
too largo for tlio bird to carry OIL So,
leaving It on the sand, tho bird Hew off to
a pile of driftwood, mid picking up u stick
withiihlmrp anil Jagged edgu returned to
where tho llsh lay and sawed it In two,
when It Hew away with half of the salmon.
Thu other half was served for our dinner.
Del Norte (Cal.) Kecord.
Impoitaiit.
"Professor, what do yciu think about the
dark spots on tho moouv" asked a student
at thn University of Texas of one of tho
teachers.
"1 am sine thu spots on thu union aru thu
results of eaithqiiakes," was thu replj'.
Texas Siftlugs.
Ills I'atlier'N Own.
Hrldges Is your new baby good looking?
Ilrooks No; ugly as slu.
Ilridges Wliat does jour wlfo say?
Hrooks She's content; sajs it looks llku
me. Nuw Yoik I lei aid.
I..fl All Am unci.
O.isliaway I stood on the corner this
morning for live minutes, debating whether
I should biij a hunch of roses for .Miss
I'ctcrklu or a necktie for myself, when
Travel's eauieal.iiigaiul said ho had bought
her the roses
('leiciton So you got tho neektier
D.ishuuaj -N'o, I had to lend the money
to Traieis. I'lothler and Furnisher.
sun rnsiiiicii.
Flank I) Mocktou was invited toiliiiin"
III Wusnui 'n some dais ago by an arltul
nostess. u ,i ii.nl i in- ices sei vd 111 the I
form ol a lnd and a tiger.
"Now w I v" she iMiolly risked, when
the) (nine on
"Moth, If joii please." heieidled, and the
problem Is still unsolviil. Philadelphia
Lcdg( r
I iiiImiiun lie ItU'li,",.,
Mine II isM'ij inli -i ml wants every
lwd) to MMIV it
"Are. Mu wealing all jour diamonds to
night' asked her fib ml
All of them Not 1 1) any means! My
husband did not wish mo to oveitax my
iitrength." Paris Figaio.
Hinm HilU f. rt,inc l.l.',i t.iml
wink l..r ii. ! Anna l''. A'1'''"!
linn., iiii.I Jim inii" 1 1"'". """
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Im.iilli Im lulu lli' wuik ml !!
ptlli f.iihir ry n vrv I tu it.
f fcluii.rt, iirf iiill imiilnir fiiiinfllo
Hlil) Mlmi" IW.Uv. jnilhow
mnl unrl joii I mi mrk In Mniri lliii
nr all Mi1 llm llltr iihiii-j tvt iik
111 hIIiiih mikliuilll Pill nr thrill.
Si:V .ihU Infill I aril. iiImi r.
law ' ijF
, With or Wltlioiit.
"I would like to ascend this mountain,"
1 remarked the traveler to a guide. "Can
' you take nie What do joii charge?"
' it depends, sir. Do you want to Is
i gu'.i'.ed witli or without risk of jour life?
- I'lhgeiide Illattei'.
Sol u I'nliiless Operation.
Victim -Am joii sure that you can put
my teeth iutosatisfaclorj condition?
Dentist Yes, slrjnt any rate, I will Hparo
no pains to do so, Chicago Saturday Her-M.
Ills ItUc.
She (at tho art gallery) Is this j-our
pictuie, .hick?
Jack Not much; I'm stiuek something
better. That's my frame Hiooklyu Lifu.
'I tic Kiisl'1 ti cuius,
I am the Am- in .n l.au'le,
And mi uinus Map tom-ther.
Likewise I loosl lilli.
Ami I i .it Imiiiinii raw.
Itlillie lllil) sit mi her
Sewn bills ami honl.
Hut she i iiimnt
bit on mi'!
Will sliu pleiiAe pill I bat
In In r nt i;.iii ami uiiud It?
I am mostl) a binl nt (uace.
Ami I uiuIkiiii williiiiil teeth,
Hut I'e k'nt Inline-.
That ri'iieb rmm tliesloiiu
lleiileii I'oasimir Hie Atlantic
To tint i:(iliU'll hIiiiios uf tlio
l'liield l'liilllr.
Ami I use the ituck) iiiiiiiiitnlub
As .. In tHtones in kIuu pen ilium on.
I Inner fin Klu till I
I .a an iu'u:
And I point witli piiile
To tlioigtfi l'e laid
in the I mt liiimlivd iiattiir so.
I'm .'.'iiiiK' tiom
The point nf in) bulk
To the star sii.utcleil tip
Of Hi) I ill r tllicr.
Ami wlicn I licijlii
Toi-crnii h uriivi I.
Ml ml your oe!
I'm llic Cock of the Walk,
Ami tliu lluulibil of tlio
(iiiilili . of l.lbi'il),
The mil) g.illlliiiiioils
1'. plillilniii 11 tin III
till liciird.
I'm mi lliiulo from Kiiluvllle,
Willi a seienin on mo that iiiakut
TliuinliT miiiihI llku
DrnppliiKiottoii
On a still miirnlin,'.
And my inesent aildrttM in
Hall Coliiinhiii.
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