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Mm i CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, MAY 1S91 to orris -viycwp Lincoln Patrons We beg to inform you tlmt our Stork of Spring and Summer SUITINGS U now ro.idy'for our Inspection comprise iH tin- UTUST NOVULTIIaS iiiul 0USIHES3 IS DUSINE83. From Hit' Finest French I English Bvet? Garment Slrlclly First-Class ! Guckcrt & McDonald, THE TAILORS, 37 S. 15th St. Correspondence Solicited OMAHA, NEB. (loitctiinlon of IMptiliir .Novel Tim !iiii .I'll Stylo. "Anil jnii havo no regrcti, Peiiolopof" "None, Hi'Klm.lil." "Tlio win ohm and hardship vo havo Hitf forcd, roiiclnpo, huu) they left iiooniliirlng biinlonof moluinhnly notleopnnd hitting Imprest on tho bravo koiiI Unit ha dared no much, struggled mi much anil Imrnn tint heavy griefs o.' no ninny long, noary jours'" Not 11 lino of sorrow furrowed tin' fnlf lirow tiptiirni'il so trustingly, and not, tlin Muulou of h hriirlaciio dimmed tho bright ness or inlrrori'ii Itself In the depths of tliu hiifi hinwnejos tlmt loolicil fearlessly but cnlinl) Into IiIn "No, l,it,limld." tdiowili. "In tho hap piness tlnil lint 'time upon lift nil else Is for gotten, mill n y lii'inl It t it'tt. The troiililrtof tint past ore n IT I hey liml new-r noon, lli'lloui inc, I InrnVullli iinfnltetliig triiHt in tlin futiiri', Hcglnald, and thoMtiii of hope gilds tht coming Jours with 11 lintii wlnitti bllghtliius llllx lilt) with iiiciisiii first Joy mill content." 'I'lm young 1111111 took hor hytho limnl mill li'il her to tint window. "Hoe, dealest," lit fuliilinti, In a volro whoso pathos thrlllfil hor whole being, lit) polnti'il to 1111 object In tliu background of I In1 lowly landscape hi'foiu them, on which tint mellow ray of tho sotting nun were still shining Shu looked In tho direction Indicated, and her wondering ga.e lettetl on tin1 high, peakeil roof of an oltl mill, tipiiu which In h'tterrtor (laming led mih lllHl'llllt'lll "Trim happiness Is found only In tliu household whom Snigger's I'mo Unnp l used for all kinds of washing and scrub bing, Price, twenty-llwi cents n box. Ho ware of Imitations." Chicago Trlbuno. S?W ', jsj r2ffr tk"&Yfr Atfji.'' 'a V vv 'i ,' . d y7j 6V .: ki4. X m J s f &U-4S tfl DELIGHTFUL COMFLEXION EFFECTS Mylo produced by the tuo of MUS. (JUA HAM') Kiigimlo Kimmul and her Homo llloom. The complexion inul color am miitlu fierfect, ixntl U10 closvl scrutiny eoultl nol tin eclono itralnnf powileror the least Inilloa tlon of iiriltlehil color. I will HtuUo my rep uUtlnn that on any meotenn ulvo the most delightful complexion inul color with Ku- Rnlt Ktiimiol ami Komi IIIoxmoiii, ami ml no on" could ixmllily tell that the color or comploxlon wont artlllo Inl. Thin l lihrh art In comnellcs. They arc pooli mom harmless tlian any other com motio In the world, because they are each ills, aolvhiit In their nature, mid thus ilous not clog up tho pore. When usIiik thcu imperii cosmetics you may wlpo tho ilnst or purspl rrttlon from tho race without mnrrlnt; Iholr ilollento licatity They rcmnlii on all day, or nntll wnhed nit. Price ofeiu'li, II: tho two cut an where for f. For milo by HOWAlllt'rt DIAMOND VlIAUMAOV.Northwol Comer ami 12th utriH't. Mrs. Oruham, lit) l'ott si., 1111 1 rmiolitco. treats Indies for all tlofoo.U or uIciuIkIici ot fnco oriliruro. Send stamp for her little, liook How to bo lleatitlful." Left. AKcntleiuaiioii Thlitl Htrect vestcrtlay dlspliijtd to an actpialutHiicon beautiful diamond. "Thank you for allowing me to unjoy 11 pin L of ) our piissessloiiH," wild tho limn. "In what way'" Inquired thn owner of the stone, "Why, you havti permitted nut to look at It, ami that Is all ou can do." "Hut It Is mine. My money Is inlnu. I can buy line, clothes with It." "And I can look at tlumi, mid scu moru of them 011 j oil than you can yourself." "Hut I can buy rich foods." "I shall myself eat as heartily." "Hut. set) here, I will kIvo this poor man llvo dollaiH," which lui accordliiKly did. "There ou havo tint ail vantage of me. You enjoy the pleasuro of a kind act which, iiikII I perform tliu Name, I cannot sliure. I will contribute llvo dollars mid thus gut uven with you," which hudld. "Now," said thtiillniiionil owner, "wunro Itoth In the sniiiii boat, aro wof" "Ceitalnly." 'That's where jou am left. I owed the. 111 nil tliu live dollars I khvo him, while you didn't owe him h cunt. (Jood day." St, Paul Ulobe. Their Liken mill HUllhes. isrv-. r.A 0 n n n n n n.tf C f ' III, Wan ,liMilt'eil. Ah wo tinned Into the liuilii IiIkIiwh; from it ci oss road wu fell In n-ar of 11 fune ral prticeoslou about half a mile. Ioiik, which was Hindu up of farmers and vlb ImKct Wo had koiiu nearly 11 uillo when wu saw 11 uiiiii runnliiK across 11 Held, hat less, conl less, vestless and barefooted, lit) was wavliiK ids bauds mid shouting, mid the procession at onco halted to see. what was the matter lie struck for the head of It, mid as he eliuibcd the six rail fence. nloiililetlui highway mid got his breath ho gasped out) "All of )(' folks ronio right over hero ns quick as you can." "Why, Hen, what's the matter" asked tliDpieacher In chmge. "Com'' as (iilckisj 011 can," urged tho other by olec mid getiiirn, "for I plugged theholotlphcfoic I left"' "Hut what Is'" "It's a rabbit biggest one you ever saw rabbit Ilia holler stump anil it won't take over fifteen minutes to chop him outl" "Move on, drlvcrl" coniinnntlcd tliu p run clicr. "Hut hold out He's In there, mid I plugged the hole, mid It won't taku 1110 tun minutes to git, an 11 x," Tho procession moved oil and continued to move, and by the tlmo our team got up tho farmer's facu expressed about eleven dilTc rent sorts of emotions "What's the t rouble'" I asked. "Why why gosh haugltl I'vugottho biggest kind of a rabbit plugged up over herein a holler Mump!" "Ami thu procession wouldn't wait to help you chop Itoutf" "Nol I've heard that tho country was turning over n tiuw leaf ami acoinln' right up to frills and scollops, but I never be lluvctl It aforel Won't stop and help chop out a rabbit a great big rabbit g-OH-hl" Now York Sun." V iTnTrTTnTT! imij.o vaW-JV ! L.tt"S2iS&im wr-ri zy - 1.1 - - i- i -3T? ficjlSE- Tlli:V MKK i. ev WATKIL Lincoln Floral Conservatory Corner G and 17th btrcets. illl t Hjtnpiv'r lit wL. AJw1 Ye I'ot Closet. Slug lii'lli, slnu ho, for me, an Inconvenient thing! A lltth, dingy hole, a hiding underneath tho sink, Where )m put tho miIr mid kettles, mid tho things of luisiT metals, Willi tho linking puns mid kitchen wnro mid all the wares that clink. Htoopl Sloop! Sloop with cm el .Mind the itnllsnii tho door: If on don't ou'Il c ntili otir hair. You'll hieiik )nur hacks ii-reiichlug, Indies, tuenly tliiifsaila, If you don't stoop with euro when Jon put jour things away. Old Nick, It nut himself. Oh, ho invented mo To bother nil tho women and to punish them as well, Ily milking a rcccptncto where a wondrous spectacle Ma)', at 11 11 J' time, ho found In tho pit of shenl. Htoopl Hoop! Stoop with carol Mind tho mills 011 tin, diHir: If j oil don't joit'll catch jour tialr. You'll break 011r hacks n-rcnchlug, Indies, twenty tlmo a tlnj-. If jou don't stoop with euro when you put jimr things iiuny. Sing heigh, sing ho, tho crowd of things! Just let mo. tell them o'er, Tlmt every tin)', oh, Indies, (learl must bo o'er hauled by jou: Tho Huuci'piill see, the toaster, with tho griddle and Hie roaster. Bet) the stove, tho Moor, tho sink brush. Sou the spider and tho broiler, llu, stou pol Ish. thoknlfoho.ird anil tho Fcourer, with Its Ilrlstol brick ami all. See tho fnriuii kettle and tho Mcnnicr, tho iHireeliilu ket tle and I ho 1lUhp.u1, the kerosene cun.tlio teul.ettle: to buy nothing of tho sink and Mine and dishcloth a-liiiughig on tnc disir. i Htoopl Stoopl Stcojiwlth cine! Mhul the nulls 0:1 tluilonr: If jou don't jnu'll cutch jour hair. You'll hrenk jour bucks a-reiichlug, hullos, twentj times 11 dill. If jou don't stoop with care when jou put jour thlngj (twin. -uood Housekeeping. d- w HUT NOT IS SMALL QUANT! rir.8 WITH SOAI. .Mtiiisey's Weekly. A Hprlug I'lii'iii. Tho editor of The llmnpton Hustler has tlushed oir tho best rural ,spriug poem no far. It Is us follows: With Joy wo see tho budding roso Anil tender sprigs of clover; Hut, fin! to hiij, tho hateful emus Aro lalshig cnln all over. Tho cr.incs aro on tliulr northern trip, And other signs w 111 follow! Tho wciitlicr king !ms lost his grip On winter's frozen colliir. Tho birds nil slug a cheerful lay. Tlionuloiaru In tho truces, The lljuurd, frojuud bluo winged Jn) llmeull resumed thulr plnces, Tlio him Is uejir the renlth now. Hurl; tl.ndc uro growing thinner; Our bajanro w.illln tut tho plow To h r tho horn for dinner Tho , ' o'u lung w inter sleep Is done: 'ihcj nil luwu left Ihodltchcj; ThoploiMui 'i nnd tho plow uiiin's son Iliivushed llielr winter hrceclies. Yo IMierineii, with hisik mid tunc, (.omit whcrootlitrs hhmderisl, Cut hi j-our liooU, tome homo tisuln, Anil swear jou caught a hundred. Atluutii Constitution. l!conomy In Diets. A literary lady who writes for the maga zine, tuct u friend on tliu streets (if (lltlM'S ton. "You seem to bit in high spirits. Heard soiiio gootl news lining to get married" asked tliu friend "Oil. no; it's better than that. I'vu just got a letter from tho editor of The Ladies' Magazine Inclosing a check for llfty dol lars in payment of mymtlclu ou"Kcoiiomy In Diess," mid I inn going right now to buy mo n nuw brocaded silk velvet dress, nindo In tho latest style, If It takes every cent of the llfty dollars." Texas Sittings. It Makes 11 Ulll'i'l-euee. Mrs. Kogg Ooodnett mercy! Tho now dining room carpet it ruined. Somebody has spilled a whole lot of oil mid Hindu a great big grease spot in tliu center of it. Mr. I'tigg ton must have ilonu It your self, mother, whet, you Illicit tliu lamp. Mrs. Fogg Oh, perhaps 1 did; never mind; I guess it will iivaporate. Puck. Not lUiil in It. Walter (at restaurant) They're all com plaining about your buckwheat cakes. Cook (In a violent rage) I told the boss they would! My orders was to itso real buckwheat Hour today, ami I'm going to do It if It drives away every tloggtmu cus tomer we've i;ot! Chicago Tribune. CutElowors anOesigns Tor Wedding, Funerals, Parlies, Receptions, Etc. General Collection of Plants. Visitor Alwins Welcome. City Oiders by Telephone Promptly Filled. W. S.SAWYER & CO. Price List Free. Telephone 344 I.iuili on tin, I. Ion. IIu must havo been a bright boy, a very bright little li.i, wliii said to his mother, "I wish a lion would e is in j up." "Why" tha mntheraskeil. "Because It would bo such a Joko 011 tho lion, he would think X was Inside of him, ami I should bo up In heaven." Coiigregiitlonalist. ti JH 1 A Aptiuphletof Information ndab-fl JUtrecl of tha Uw,ftbuwlnii How toV Obtmln PtnU, Careati. Tml JBtLattl arM4wiy,H The I'aslin: of llornrlch. Upturned TourUt What has becomo of rioiiiiicli lie was n priuco of good fel lows I'verybody liked him. So gonial anil generous' Hesitlent Oh, bo's got to be n regular nuisance. Hem ho comes now. Let'sdodgu Into an alley way. Toiirlt--Speiit all his inonoy, ehf Now York Weekly. In No Danger. Mrs. Chugwater L-iok out, Joslahl I'm going In throw at those lions. Mr C'lcuwator (alarmed) Where nro thoy! "Illgiit b.'hlud you." (ltvll-'V' li "Fin. away, Stinuntha, flro a.viy." Chla igo Trlbtmo. nil is inul tin, .Miiiiurj. "If I wasn't girl," said she, "1 think I'd like to lw 11 llouten nil of hussars." "Why, that's niiiiecessirv. fraulcln," re plied the young soldier giilantly; "you're siilueiently iu-usistlliW us It is." From tho German. A CIiiiiii'ii for u Tiuile. Mr Simpson (making mi uftortioon call) Now, Jiiinle, what.vll! you sell youl' lit. tin baby brother forf Jninie (with unexpected alacrity Wlm't'll vou :lver Now'York Iteconlet Their .tlei'tlng. Miss Oownes My brother. I'iimui, said ho met you on tho other side u.t as you ran out of Berlin. Mr. Hounds (sadly) Yes, I remember very well. I mot your brother just ns ho ran out of cash. Puck. 'Hit, Itoul fun. Ho tVns Dill" One 'Inn. Ilol Ho Dhl III One day hint " u a long, lean, solemn looking man unit Into a Deuiborn street eating house and took it seat at ouu of tho tables. "llavu you any poik soup'" he asked tho waiter. "Pork aoiipl" echoed tho whlto aproned young man. "No, sir. I nover heard of pork soup. Wu havo somo excellent con Boinino, soinu very ilno vcgutablu soup nnd somo llrst class bouillon." "No broth n la young plgf" "Nothingotthuklud." "llrlng musomo pork and beans mostly pork." "All right, sir." "Hot miy butterlnc" "I-l think wu have." "llrltu mosomi) bread mid huttcrlno." "Yes, sir." "(lot any ham mid nggsf" "Yes, sir." "llrlng 1110 some ham nnd eggs. Don't faro much for tho eggs. Bring plenty of ham." "Anything else" "Yet. I want a good sized chunk of roast pork. No gravy. All pork. Under stand" "Yes, sir." "That will do for a while." Tho comestibles were brought and dis posed of in short order. "Anything else Inquired tho waltor. "Yes, (lot any pork s tusages" "Yes, sir." "llrlng 1110 soiuu pork sausages." Tho sausages were brought mid devoured without loss of tlmt'." "Got any fried pie" "No, sir. This Isn't exactly 11 fried plu kind of eating" "You can fry 11 plu to order, can't yoitf" "Yes, sir." "Well, fry half an npplo plo. Plenty of lurd. Understand" "Yes, sir. Anything else" "(Jot nny doughnuts?" "Yes." "Bring mo u pinto of doughnuts. Hot Mid greasy. Understand" In duo tlmo tho fried plo and tho hot doughnuts mudu their appearance. Tho waiters! 1 by until tho lust fragment of greasy pastry had vanished, nnd then vent ured to nsk: "Is that all, sir" "No. llrlng 1110 another plate of (lough nuts." "My friend," said an elderly gentleman who for somo tlmo had been watching tliu hungry individual from tho opposite sldo at tho table with undisguised astonish ment, "pardon 1110 for asking tho question. I mn a physician. Have you an abnormal appetlto for pork, or aro you eating tills kind of it meal on 11 wngor" "Neither," answered tho lean, solemn looking man, breaking another doughnut. "1 own it fow shares of stock In 11 packing nnd provision company. It's down n fow points In the market today, nnd 1 mn doing all that out) man can do to boom tliu stock, sir that Is all." Chicago Trlbuno. Tlio "Ad" Wan Unid. Through it typographical error Hcav enrich & Co., tho shoo (lcnlurn, lmvo been brought to acknowledge tlmt their ml vertiseiuutit In Tho Journal must be pretty generally read. On Wednesday they advertised iu The .Journal tlmt the'v would sell on Thursdny nny pair of Ai shoes in the store for $.1.ftO, provided the piiielniser brought n copy of tho advertisement to tin store. In lifting the foruiH to the press the limine 3 dropped out of tho sJJl.fil), leaving it CO cents for the " shoes. Tlio accident was not noticed until tho cntiro edition liad been sent out. Now comes tho fun. lloiivenrich & Co. nro 11 firm that do ex actly us thev ngroe, nnd tho result was necessarily embnrruRsing. A reporter of The Journal entered tho htoro at 2:!J0 yesterday anil round it crowded with people from the west side and South Saginaw, each with tho littlo coupons cut from Tho Journal, while tho ever genial Manager Flurry with a double handful of coupons nnd a Hush on his handsome countenance was en deavoring to explain the mistake and showing tho figures tpioted in other pa lers. "There's tho man that's responsi ble Tor all this," ha said as he spied The Journal man; "he can explain how it happened." It was soon made clear to tho people iu tho stoio how it happened, and then they wtw that a discount of $1.G0 on " was the biggest thing they had struck and they began buying, and each 0110 when they left had a pair of regular ?" shoes that cost tln-in only ffil.fiO. Mr Flurry has not yet said whether he would bring action against Tho Journal for damage to his nerves or not, but lie is convinced that peoplo read advertisements in The Journal. Tho fact is The Joiirnnl circulates large ly among a class who study its advertis ing columns from motives of economy, and save by mi doing many dollars every year. Saginaw (Mich.) Journal Alwajs lluto a "Leader." The merchant who would secure and hold a large custom should make it 11 point to always have miuio "leader" sonitthing ho can recommend as un usually good valuo for the money, or unusually desirable tor some reason. Customers may come to buy the "leader," on wlm I) the margin of profit is apt to be quite narrow, but a good salesman can usually succeed iu "broadening the hotizon" of the average purchaser, if ho once gets htm in hand, and has honest goods and plenty of them in sufficient variety. Leave some advertising to bo done after tho customer enters tho store. Maxwell, Sharpe & Ross Co. Tlmy are making Special Prices on the Lines of Goods: following 'Jr Coo Stoves Ranges, 4 and 6 hole $ Step Ladders Wooden Ware Garden Rakes and Hoes Shovels and Spades Ice Cream Freezers Water Coolers GASOLINE STOVES all Sizes Locks, Hinges and Nails Carpenter's Tools Mason's and Plasterer's Tools Breech Loading Shot Guns Rifles, Revolvers and Loading Sets Sporting Goods, Powder, Etc. Fairbanks Scales, from 1 oz. to 1000 lbs. Tinware, a $5,000 Stock Also Everything in Our Immense Stock of HARDWARE, Maxwell Shirpe & Ross Co.' no YOU WANT to reach steady 11 and liberal purchasers in this part of the Country? WE HAVE advertising space for onln ot Knoonnnhln nni ltrt THE AtlVtRTIAEa s:i,i!iii!il5; this RSSS SPACE fflSfflrijriJ" FOR git ipALb Sim. Ml I'"" '""" "r" lifiillilili sale at reasonable, not "cheap," rates. DISTRICT o o "3 "5 Z ,f SPKCIAL FACILITIES FOR wA Delivering Notes, Letters, Invitations pl 1A.RCI5LS, ETC. ILE)ilfs tn ati jy-. Xl ..r,Afix .V UUmrMPIiToX H7i CAX WAKE At at any hour to niako tho early UP Kct jmir mall Open Telephone 190. VOU trains from postollleo, etc. Day nnd Night Office, S. V. cor. 10th and O "Why, I thought you took tlio Job to cut this wood, Jocko?" "D.it's all right, sar. I'oo let tie job to do whlto 1111111," "Oh, that's itl How much do you p.ty hlmr" "A tlollah an' a mtattali a co'd." "And hoy much do you receive" "A tlollah a co'd. Mir." "Tha) Uiihliigiilur airingi'ineiit. Vou do not cni to bo making much out of this job." "Wei , I hnsde fun oh bosIn' tie whlto n.m" Life. .11.1 1 rnji'i rniieiiy iiiimimmI, Hov W. II. Holmes, ot South r'vanstoti, Ills., U evidently a man who can bo dis turbed by nothing lessthan niieartlnpiako. Ho was engaged In prnjer at a Tuesday evening inicting In his church tecuntly, when Ids 5 car-old son entered from the parsonage ne.t door and cried. "Papa, thete's 11 strange man in the house." Tim preacher calmly went 011 with Ids appeal to tho throne of grace, and brought It to a proper conclusion lieforo responding to the Inly' aim in Meanwhile, howowr, three of tho congregation had rushed out, tlono battle with tho burglar ami put hliu to lllght. tVby Actors tJrotr I'le.li). A new reason Is advanced for tho ten dency to stoutness prevalent mining actors and singers. It Is said that tho assimila tion of food Is greatlj aided by tliu active ud extreme expansion of tlio lungs, Incl ilcnt to public speaking. Tho gieat foo of tho htago roiu is nit, ami now inuy trace the connection between tho life they Junilund lint resultant ad' l-Aia Dr, H. S. Aley, Specialist In FEMALE, NERVOUS and KIDNEY DISEASES. SpiM Inl attention palil lo the treatment of tbci diseases li inrniis of eleetrle I) '.tllniiu-iniillu'iiiiiit tumoioftbeomlironined without U'lTVer!i,ti'in"mr Injtillesfiom el.ll.llilrth skillfully per- ilisl'ibieemenl "f 1 1 if wombeuieit In most eases without Hie iii-cof liislruiuents. .... . , , .. . I iillnns.M. Vitus' Dnnee, rieliillen, Nviii'iiIrIu. Ilsteila, illllerent ioims of iaialsls, Defoiniltles, ami nil other Inrmsnf eiousTioiible sueeesslnllv tit'iitetl. t'oilMllliitl"li at olllee or l) lunll l HO. Newmnii lllock, O St., bet. lot li niulllth, Lincoln, Neb, llnms-Uto r.'.lo!i, 7 loh. CUT THIS OUT UNDFR NEW TIANAGEMENT. THE B OND, J. G. BURPEE, Proprietor. This beautiful new house tin ler its present management will be conducted In thorough flist class stjle on the American plan, rates $2.00. It has ALL MODERN CONVENIENCES Includhi" pasKcngcr elevators nnd bath room on every floor. The sleeping apartment are Unje and elegantly furnished and may be had either single or en suite. We Inn e t oet veil a limited number of rooms for city patrons and are pr pared to give ccolleiit table board with or without rooms at reasonable rates. Call and see us. TH6 B0NDW- jn Telephone 482. Cor. 12th and Q. HV &.'-' ;u lin.iur 1 11 Mil. 'I.n.i.iilnri tadauHadui
