CAPITAL, el I V I'Ol'KIKK, SATURDAY MARCH i.j, i Sy t
i
I CANDY
FOR
EVERYBODY
Strictly Pure and the
Largest and Finest Line
In the City, at
FOLSOMS
1307 O STREET.
fWc mnkc n specialty of catering Ice
Cream and Fruit Ice for Halls, Parties,
Weddings etc., and can serve tliem In the
brick or by the ipmrt on hhort notice nt
reasonable prices. Fancy Cakes of all
kinds made to order. Telephone orders
receive prompt attention. Call up 501.
:MHESS
Alice Isaacs
OMAHA,
LATE WITH STEM BROS., HEW YORK
LATEST
NOVELTIES
IN
Millinery
Very Lowest Prices.
tin the 8 tore of lleyimm fc DclcticM,
1518-20 Faraam Street
OMAHA.
GALL AT
HALTER'S
Heat Market!
With your CASH, and get Good, Juicy
Meat at your own I'rlce.
Hams, 5C
Hccf Steak 6c
Beef Roast, 5c
Hoiling Beef 3
Fork Steak, . . . 6c
Roast Fork, 6c
Sausage, 6c
Bacon, 6c
Lard 6tfc
Every Found Guaranteed to contain
Sixteen Ounces.
Tenderloins and Rolls always on Hand.
Poor or sick people can call and get
meat for Nothing with an order from
Elder Howe.
We don't change our name every six
months. We arc still running under the
old name, and are not'ashamed of It.
Halter's Market,
216 North Tenth St. Telephone 100.
Meat Delivered Anywhere In the City
X Socialist.
l'rocUvu Limited to Diseases of till)
Nervous System, Heart and Blood
UKHKllKNOKd:
Hon. Win. Icho, Attorney Oonornl.
lion. T. I. Norvnl, Akhoc luto Justice.
Jones' National Hunk, Howard.
Citizens National Hank, Ulysses.
OKKlCKi IKK! O (Street, LINCOLN, NKII.
QETTIfJQ OFF CHEAP.
If It Hud liven Any IViirim It MlpM
llnn Hern 11 'J Nnng.
An tlio train going down from Charles
ton to Savannah ran in on i siding to wlt
for tlionp trnln to mvt, wo sawn largo
alligator In 11 pond on the other nidi) of Ilia
fence. Tills pond had licon Hindu by a (111
In tho railroad lied, and was nbniit 'JUO fei't
long by 40 broad. On tho opposite Mile,
mid not twenty feet from tho water, won n
negro cabin, and n negro stood in tho open
door looking nt tho train. A doen men
leaped to the ground, pulled tholr rovolv
era mid ticgan llrlngattlio reptile Ho wan
hit by two or threu bullets at onw, and
down he went out of Might. Am he, disap
peared tho negro eamu running down to
us, hat in hand, anil pointing to u hole
mado in the head gear by 11 glancing bullet
lie exclaimed:
"Now den, whar Is dat whitu man who
shot dat Imllutr"
No one, could Kay, m wn had all been' tir
ing, but one of tho shooters Dually stepped
forward and said:
".See, here, Moses, It was an accident, and
though it wiw a close shave jou hnvo not.
liecn hurt."
"Hut I'o got n chill, sahl When dat
bullet went 'p-l-n-g' frew my olo hat I
fought 1 wiih dun sent fur and 'Killed dead,
mi It's lining do agur back on mo."
"Well, how much damages do you
claim"
"Fo' bits, nab fo' bits nn' not 11 cent
less. I doan' want to rob nobody, but dat
bullet might her went right frew my head."
Wo raised tho half dollar aud handed it
over, and an Moses dropped It luto his
pocket and turned away ho continued:
"Doau feel hard, gein'len, but 1 owes n
duty to my fam'ly. Kf dat bullet had
killed mo de olo woman would her stuck
out for two big dollar, eben It It broke do
hull crowd I" Detroit Freo Press. ,
Nerer I'liusrit II I tit.
Mr. Hilly Smith Is 11 well known charac
ter 1 11 tlio dry goods trade. Hois a royal
good fellow, spends money freely and never
tries to get ahead of any ono except 11 rail
road company. He will travel 011 scalpers'
tickets. Not long ago ho liought 11 ticket
from Cincinnati to New Orleans which
had the name of William Hill on it. Tho
conductor on the train first collected alt
tho tickets from tho passengers in tho Pull
man car, and later came through asking
tho passengers their names. When ho
reached Mr. Smith's section he said,
"What Is your name" "William Hill,"
promptly replied Smith.
The conductor eyed I1I111 suspiciously
hut passed on, handing lihu n large lino of
tickets. Tho next morning Mr. Smith was
performing his ablutions. Ills wlfo had
previously miido him n handsome sponge
bag, on the outside of which were em
broidered tho initials W. II. S., and the
bag was lying 011 tho washstand when tho
conductor came in. He looked at Hilly,
then at the bag. Then ho said quickly:
"Voit told mo your name was William
Hill, to corrchHiud with your ticket. What
do these initials ' W. II. S.1 mean?" Quick
er than a Hash Hilly replied, "You blamed
fool, those initials stand for William Hill's
sponge. "Clothier and Furnisher.
Ills ItiiUe.
A drama had been having 11 successful
run, when one morning 11 "super" pre
sented himself to the malinger with the
following complaint:
"Sir," ho said, "I hnvo been playing my
part now for 11 hundred consecutive nights
with tho utmost zeal and care. Can't you
manage to give me 11 rise?"
"What purt do you play" asked the
mauagcr.
"I am In the fourth aet. I have to stake
JC20 in the gambling scene."
"Your claim is very fair," returned tho
manager. "From to-morrow you shall
stake MO." Inidon Tit-Hits.
llHti'lilnic 11 riot.
" iii
LINOOLN
AND ISHTITUTK UK I'EJOUMIIir.
Miorlliuiul, 11111I TyiwwrltliiK. U tlio lrrt unit laruest
I'nllrifu III lliu Wot. Ull HtliilmiU III iilti'iiilmue taut
leiir. Htu lent renrcl inr Imnlnru In from .Moil
month". KxiM-rlt-iictsI fncully I'li-mnml Inatriu-lloii.
lU'uullful llliimruUtl ciituloKiir, imIIpk" Jniinmln, anil
tnvclmeua of iH'iiiiiunalil, cnt free liy uililmwIiiK
JJLU1IUIIHJB HOOHE, Lincoln, Neb.
Llttlu Sister Tliay, Tommy, you go and
dlt turvln' ku.lfe and let's see what kind of
sawdust Uncle Jack is stulYcd wlv. Talis
man. Cliolllit'it MUtHke.
"They say ChollieV Injuries wero the re
sult of 11 practical joke."
"Yes. Tho fellows told him tlmtublg
burly fellow was deaf aud dumb, and
Chollie walked over to him, and with a
sweet smile told hlin he was a fool."
"Well"
"The man wasn't deaf and dumb."
London Tit-Hits.
I.iiillus llmi lr. I. Due's I'd linllcul
l'llls from Furl", Krauee. 'J lint positively re
lluvo BupprePNloiiH, uiontlily ileriitiKViiit'iilu
mid Irremilarltles cmihcd liy cold, weakness,
shock, nnumln, or general nervous debility.
Tlio Inriio proiortlin of Ills to ublcli ladles
and misses are llnlilo Is tint direct result ofn
disoulered or lircpuliir iiiciiNtiuatlnn. Hup.
pretslons continued rcMill In lilood poUonlni:
mul uulck coinaunptlon, 'i pneknuo orUior
1.1. Sent dlieet on rei'elpt of price. Sold
In Lincoln by 11, , Hhcrwln, diui!kit 0
tree
MAAAA v ' " ' ' iit iii 1'ii.nr
U llll ll..tliiljr Ull If till. Mty. iil l. imii rilt.rr
k K II 1 1 1 1. Mini I4lt ll-a.l .li.l Mlllr.aml iiI.o,
1B1HH llallrr lll.llm Hun. III Mulk luilli.llli.u.ljr,
Ir-iF U -4F Vliuw In r.ril "llir-. llmu.Htl llull.r.
ir.rliiilirlriilu.ililr..lirri'irilirrllir I Hlll.luinmiitli
I ho .ilu.llanor.lli.).ijluriil4l Hlil.li) u ..iiritiu lli.l .iik.uiiI
Naiiiun.v tot HIM null-.. .111 . rh.lul ..tilH.tr I M.lly.u.l iul kl v
Ir.nii-il f .1... 11 l.nl una nuiki-r Hum tmh ilUnl. i ..r.i.niii) 1
li.iv.lrr. Ijr Ituulit mil rulilnl Milli i-li. I. )in. m a l.iif.
liuiul.r, uti.i i iii.kliitf uirr IIMMI a ir.riai li ll . . V
ii'l Nlll.llt. lulli.Ml.ul.r. l-'lll'.i:. Atl.hr. al our.,
ll. ', Al.l,l:., llua. IliO, Aiiuiolu. Miilne.
Kei'iilni; It Ilnrk.
"Hotter have your mustache dyed aualn,
sir," said tho barber. "The red's liegin
nlug to show, aud people ciin seu the real
color."
"Of course," answered the victim, "and
If there"M anything I want It's to keep it
dark." Philadelphia Times.
In Ktiinil Almie.
George I find It very hard, Kthel, to ro
spect your father's opinions; they tlllTur so
from the rest of tho world.
Kthel In wlint rtspect?
George In regard to IovIuk h lover.
Life.
The ItciiMoii Why.
She I cannot expre-is my love for jiui.
He (eiiKcrly)-Vhyr
She Hecauso I haven't any. Judge.
The Line .lnl He Ihitun.
When evenlnu hlillts me not limde plain,
Hill llllnl with lliiwci'xniid tilings;
When tiollMTsnre iimlill) ciea-eil,
Wlieii liiilidsnie dei keil with I Inns,
When full illc u'lnvert urn hkiIIimI or
lletrii) llm elllilci-t hlk'll
That tlie)'e Imh-ii worn liefuie, why, then
It's 1 1 1 in- tudiiiw tlio line.
When people will pculsl. In hiu
Of i'M'llhlmr lliiit'sMilil,
III wimiIiik hillleill) neckties
At oluht like. wliiKsiiiilsiiendi
When iiillnrs with Ktepliiililir nliupes,
.MoliNtto-ltli- In Hue,
Ale -ecu it 1 1 in ml Hie iicck-inr men,
It's lime In draw the line.
'Vhcii uWlciHiilid rill. hiiUuie win li
Willi net Ulies icml) inailc,
Wliciiiliiiiiionil Hiiifiilusuie ilpnn
The tour in lut nil illplucil,
When palclil lent her shoes micmtii -
.Mit)ieliefoie It'-t nine -When
lliluu's like this iiitwlniic, wli, llii'ii
It's time tudiiiw llieliiie.
- Tina iloauu lu TUuCaotiilH winl l'iunlLn.i.
Two or n Kind,
It wnsnu n Madhou hmmiiio car, Thrco
women wero standing up, while tho six
men who had seats woto reading their pa
pers or looking Into vacancy and pretend
ing not to see the hlnte or nirnlis, Sudden
ly the man next to the door looked Intothn
face of omi of tho females aud half mso and
said:
"Penult lite, nudum,"
"By no meoiM, sir."
"Hut I Insist "
"Hut I had r.tthi'r stand. Indeed, I am
ntronger than juiiare. 1 nm the museum
girl who lifts WO pounds with her toes."
"Indeed! Hut I lyn tho side show matt
vho lifts thrco fat. men and a chair,"
"And you liw'stf"
"I do."
Sho dropped Into the scat with n bow of
acknowledgment, and ho grandly waved
his hand and felt for u strap. Now York
Sun.
PrtM'llenl.
W'wly Made Widow Ho Is a fashionable
undertaker, but oven his charges are far
Ik'Iow what I can nlTord, and I want to
glvo my husband tho most expensive fit
neral I ran, you know.
Tho Friend Why don't you get n
plumber to bury him thenf Life.
A (tiiiiit Mitny Wlvr.
Col. Hubert (i. lugersoll Is apt In stories,
aud some of them have become famous,
Ho Is never at n loss for n good story to
Illustrate any point. Not long ago u Kroup
of gentlemen, in which the colonel was the
central fiuurc, were, discussing people who
have u knack of saying tho right thing at
tho wrong time. The colonel said:
"I can Illustrate that by relating a cao
In point which occurred In n Westcrif
state. A well to do merchant, Mr. Thomp
son, living In a town noted for Its miliaria
and funerals, whenever his wlfo died
would go into an adjoining county and
marry again. He had married his. fourth
wife and taken her to t he malarial town to
enjoy quinine aud domestic felicity, when,
as tho novelists say, this story licglus. A
loquacious lady in the healthy county was
In tho habit of i.ssistlng Mr. Thompson to
find some eligible young woman willing to
marry him nnd take her chances. Some
ix montln after ho married his fourth
wife ho aprcarcd again In tho healthy
county. Tho loquacious lady greeted hlin
and said:
"How Is your wife, Mr. Thompson?"
"She Is dead," he replied sadly.
"What, dead again!" cried the loqua
cious woman in surprise. New York
World
Anil It Mliipprd.
Sho was very deliberate alxmt stopping it
Woodward avenue car, and still more so
aboutgettiugaboard, aud when she handed
tho conductor n nlcklo she wild:
"I want to go to go to got oh at"
He waited, hut she seemed worn out
with exertion aud dldu'tllulsh. When the
car had proceeded about u mile from the
city hall slie Iwckoncd to the conductor
and said:
"Coiidiictau, I wish you to stop tlio call
on the down side ol Mie, street."
"Yes'm."
Things rolled along as lie fore until tho
car had made another mile, when sho beck
oned again and asked:
"Condtictah, are wn verv tieah Hll.ab.'tli
street?"
"Kll.abethl Why, ma'am, you got ou
only one block below KliJibcth, nu.l have
lieeti goln' away from It over sincel"
"Very well, t lion I will get off get
oil"
He stood with his hand on the hell rope,
waiting fur her to finish, hut she took her
time about it and rode another block aud
a half Irfforc finishing:
" get off here, I guess. You may
alarm the drlvali aud stop the cab." De
troit Freo Press.
Divided Up.
Sweet Girl (with many admirers) I've
Ih-cii taken out sleigh riding twenty-three
times this winter.
Practical Fat her (meditatively) Twenty
three times? Two hundred and thirty dol
lars If a cent. My dear, do yon really
think you are worth all that expenditure?
Sweet Girl Oh, It wasn't much for each
one, you know. There wero twenty-three
uf them. New York Weekly.
Onu Sii)rtltliii Verllleil.
"Are you superstitious?" asked a by
stander of a slowly rising young trage
dian. "A little," said tho actor sadly. "I have
learned from experience that to have just
thirteen people in tho audience Inevitably
means had luck." Some rvlllo Journal.
Duly itmilllleil.
Ill it country town in upper Italy there
sits nt the door of a church a blind man,
with n hoard iu front of him on which
charitable passers by may rend,
"Mind, by permission of his roieteiice,
tho Slguor Curiito," II Mes-iiigeio.
A Terrible Tlirr,.i.
Hricklayer (on the scaffolding, trug
gllngwlth a had cigar) There, that ' t lie
fourth match I've lighted, and if (lie beast
ly gllmstick won't burn now I shall really
have to start working. Humoiihtisclie
Walter.
Cliiel.
"That was a sympathetic audience I
hud," said the leetuier.
"Yes. I thought they all seemed sorry
forcach other," said his bovim friend. -New
York Kvenliig fSiin.
It Would Mimer.
Stranger -And why do you call that
building .Memorial Hall?
Graduate-Well, if joii had eer eaten
there ou would neier forget it. Ilm viinl
lampoon.
Inipiil tan) Addendum.
A (to bachelor fiietid) Do coiun and see
me some ihi, old chap; mind you, niv
daughter am all of them engaged'- Hoi
luge
limirlnlile.
A 'Miiiir.u's ruin in whist - when in doubt,
aukwliat i trump Kliiuia liaett '.
ST. PATRICK'S DAY.
(DANCE .)
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A New Story.
4-sii?."
In the Lincoln Wijijkly Hkkali of March i.th, will
be begun the publication of a powerful story by J. D.Cal
houn, the well known newspaper man and writer. The story
deals with that obscure and hitherto overlooked feature of
Southern life during the war the experience of the private
soldier and the poor citizen. It dispels with vigorous rude
ness the popular glamour with which so-called chivalry has
enveloped tlve southern side of the rebellion in luminous haze
and exposes one of its miserable phases with pitiless fidelity
to facts. The story is written in Mr. Calhoun's strongest
vein and will in the Herald for three or four months.
Special subscriptions, four months for 50 cents, will be taken
in'conncction. Those who wish a new and startling insight
behind the smoke-covered and blood-begrimed scenes of the
war, as pictured by the average writers of both history and
fiction, should send in their names and money at once, in time
for the first issue of March 14th.
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