CAPITAL CITY cni'RIKU, SATURDAY
JANUARY iM, i8(ji
Ilv:iSS
Alice Isaacs
OMAHA,
LATE WITH STERN BROS., MEW YORK
LATEST
NOVELTIES
IN
Millinery
At
Very Lowest Prices.
In the Store of lleyniun V lVlelies,
1518-20 Eamam Street
OMAHA.
NOW IN NEW QUARTERS !
Lincoln Trunk Factory
o st. 1133 sT-
Where we will be Blml t "'' "H ''
friends niul customers ami as many now
ones iir can gel I"'" ',c "'ore.
C. TK. WIRICK,
SUCCESSOR TO
WIRICK & HOPPER.
WESTERFIELDS
Palace Bath Shaving
PARLORS.
Ladles -and -Children's -Hair
ASP.'X-A'.TY.
Cutting
COR M & O STS., NEW HURR HL'K
PHOTOGRAPHER!
Flno Hunt Cabinets 3 ixr dozen. Special
rts to student. Call and see our worK.
Studio, 12140 Street.
Open from 10 a. in. to 4 i. in. Huiulnys.
J. S. EATON,
Physician and Surgeon
Office: 239 South Eleventh St.
McMurtry Illock.
Office Phone 561. Residence Phone 562.
LINCOLN, NEH.
' Sfecialhl.
l'ructlcu Limited to Diseases of thu
Nervous System, Heart and Blood
KKPKHKNUKd:
Hon. Win. Ijccng, Attorney General.
Hon. T. I.. Norval. Associate Justice.
Jones' National Hank, Howard.
UltlzviiH' National Hank, Ulysses.
Okkick: lifit! O Htrect, LINCOLN, NKH.
I.udlf linn Ilr. I.e Due's I'rrlodirnl
rills from l'arln, France. That positively ro
Ilovo suppressions, inontlily derangements
and Irregularities eauiteil by cold, weakness,
liru.li. niimnln. nr irenurul nervoils dctillltv.
The larKu proportion of Ills to which laities
alio, misses nro inline is me uirei-i result in it
disordered or Irregular uienHtruatloii. Hup.
pretslons contlnuetl remit In liloml poisoning
nnd quick consumption. 'i package or3 for
15. Hcnt direui on receipt 01 price, mini
In Lincoln by II. I. Sherwln, druggist O
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LINCOLN
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AMI IMHTITUTK 1K rKkM&Nlllir,
Bliiirlliuml, ami T).'wrltliiK. U llio Is-nt anil larKiwt
Collrgu In tha Went, uil htuilciiw In nttciiiluiu'u liwt
ye.ir. htuili'iitii prepared inr limliutH III fnmi 3 loll
lonllm. KxixTlcneril faculty l'cTsinial limlriii'tlnii.
Kfaulirul llluilriiUstcntaloKiip, i-dIIokii Jnuriinla, una
nvclmnna of M-iiiiianalilp, i'iit f rci hy mliln hhIiik
(JLUUHIDOE & IIOOSE, Lincoln, Neb,
Tickets
ON SALE
gfrggfee
Principal Points
EAST, WEST,
NORTH AND SOUTH
- AT
1044 O STREET.
E. B. SLOSSON,
City Passenger Agent
Mr Thompson, formerly of Detroit, but
now of Denver, Jh visiting Jn the city. Na
ture has endowed 1 1 i lit wltli large fivt.
Ycsterdii) his sister begged I'll" ' m"kut
lug Willi her on tlic Island.
"Hilt," Willi lit', "I llHVP III! sklltcS."
"Yon rnn rent them there," was her re
tort.
' Suppose tlic) hno none large enough
(or iiic," In' inked facetiously
"Tlu'll rent two pairs ami Use thi'iii in
'ImjIis,' " wo tlm response. Dot roll Free
l'rM.
Urn it
10 cyohwEposto r -
5,7 ynrt;eiMiwteS V I
i jjj'l'l hems TwtNry I" I
AND gUAIITKUDII.
-Munsey's Weekly.
Ill Wifr I SinpllUnn.
He was standing In 11 doorway on .Teller
son avenue, and pr-'sentiy he halted 11 pu
(U'.Htrliui with . wave of Id It it 1 11 1 ami beck
oned him to approach, mill said:
"How do I look? '
"Why, yon present a pretty shabby ap
peurunee, If you want an honest answer,"
replied thu Hi1rprls4.il citizen.
"Thr.t's good. Shabby refers to my dress.
How's my fiielal appearance?"
"I'lnehed and hungry."
"TIiiiI'h excellent. Do I look like n man
who had money?"
"No."
"Would you elms mens hanl up and
friendless?"
"I certainly would."
"Thank you. To sum up, you would
set me down at a victim of unfortunate,
circumstance, who couldn't net out of this
town too fast?"
"That's about it."
"Thanks. Horn is a letter I have writ
ten to my wife asking for money to net
home. Shu's n suspicious woman, and she.
won't take my word for It. Please write
at thu bottom:
"'Attest: It'sitdurned sight worse than
lnays it Is.' And sign your name."
The citl.en compiled and the letter was
at once takuu to the postolllcc. Detroit
Freu Press.
Aiilili'iit Hint Art.
Young Wife .Inst tu think, Harry dear,
my tiuw hat blew Into thu street today, and
was run over by three wagons, four carts
ami a cable car'
Harry Humph! That means a new hat,
of course.
Y. W. No, truly. It was rescued, and
I took it to. Mine. Wayuppe's, who was per
fectly charmed! 'l'lii! wagons and things
hud mutinied it into thu most fashionable
tduipu imaginable, and it Is to bu trimmed
just as it Is. You never saw anything m
utterly fetching. Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph. IIU Order.
-How much
Hungry Joe
for roast beef r
do you clmrKe
Walter Twenty-live cents.
II. J. How much for bread?
Waiter Nothing.
II. .1. And how much for the jjravyf
Walter Oh, woivu you the Krnvy.
II. J. Well, you can brliitf mu plato,
oread mid gravy. Harper's Hazar.
Unllnlslied.
Diushaway Have you heard Robinson's
new btory? He started to tell it to mo
when wo went down to thu races together
thu other day, but didn't have timu to Mu
lsh it.
Cluvcrton Why didn't you return with
him?
Dashaway (s idly) No. Ho rode back.
Week's Sport.
Another I'lillitiitliropUt Nut Upon.
Shabby Personage (addressing old lady)
Plase, inilin, will yuglvo inea few cints
fur brekfast?
Old Lady (sternly) No, sir; you've been
drinking.
S. P. Faith, an' Is that any reason why
I shouldn't ate? Harvard Lampoon.
WoiiiIitn of Hclnnt'P.
Carlos hud just received a telegram from
Havana.
"What an iidmirit'.ile invention the tele
graph Is!" he exclaimed, "when you con
sider that this message has come 11 dis
tance of l.fiOO leagues, and the gum on the
envelope Isn't dry yet." Lu Union.
Knew IIU Futlmr.
Tommy Did you do much lighting dur
ing the war, pa?
Pa I did my shnru of It, Tommy.
Tommy Did you make the enemy run?
Pa You're right I did, Tommy.
Tommy Did they ketch you, pa? Uos
ton Courier.
.MUiiiideratond.
He I hear you attend the Oratorio so
ciety's performances. Wereyuti present nt
thu "Creation?"
She (indignantly) I suppose you will
next want to know if I sailed in Noah's
ark. illustrated American.
Thu Wlu I.lttlu City T.lrl.
"What are these funny little green
things?" asked Flossie of her country cous
in, pointing to a iuuiiImt of pea pods.
"Those are pease," said Tommy.
"You can't fool me," retorted Flossie.
"Pease come in big red cans," Harper's
llu.ur.
They Snore.
"Has any one sworn to tins statement?"
said the piesldeul of the company when
thu treasurer presented his lepoit.
"No one but thu stockholders," was th
reply. Lowell Citi.eu.
Tim Niiiiii'nt Way.
Stranger (I o cabman) My good man, can
ou tell me the uemest way to the depot?
Cabman Yes, sor. dust Inside thu cab,
heie, sor. .Journal of Education.
Til.' Men Who KImi,
Stranger That Mr. Ilarinw is one of the
solid citizens of thu place, I presume.
Villager Yes siiee. He bought his coal
in th' summer. (iiichI News.
A llellultloii.
"Papa, what in u fad?"
"A fad, my son, U soMchody else's peca
Uailty." Exchange.
; A INSPIRCD GCNIUS.
Kurpiik I lolil'n OrlKlnnl Wn) or Willlnu
I'nrllj.
In Ks the pix'sent u liter, then an edit
orlal wilier for the Chicago Dully News,
did his work In the same mom wheie Mr.
I'.llgelie I'Mehl wrote those graceful erses
ami irieslsilhly Chimin puriuraphs which
made the "Sharps and I'lats" eoluinn of
that Journal so cugcrl) sought for. Hot li
occupants of thu room ueiu freiiieutly
subject to IMIs from aniiaintaiices who
chained to belli the city for the day, so
the) coiitrtW'il a number of practical Jokes
intended to Increase the respect which
wime of these lay brethren had for news
paper writers lu geneial mid for these two
III puitlciihir One ilu an nciUitiutnli(o of
Mr Weld's bo) hood, a tall, gangling look
ing Ml'snuriuii, came In and miide himself
known. After coidlal gi.etlngs ami a few
momelitsof eotiM'rsatloli M,' I'leld clapped
his hand to his blow, assumed nwilde
piesslon,mnl speaking sliuiply to his room
mate as If he were mi amanuensis, said,
"Take this poem down "
The miianuetils cleared the deck of his
desk for action, mid Mr. I'Mehl begun to
dictate a poem. It was a licuiitlful little
l lie upon which he had devoted weeks of
p.ihistakltig work, but he reeled it olf as if
It had Just popped into his uiltlil, mid to
Increase the wonderment In the mi ml of
his guest, turned two or three times in the
course of the dlctii'lon, mid chatted with
liimabolit their boyhood frolics. Theejes
of I in- Mlssoiirlau stood out iuainucmcut,
as, at t lie close of thu dictation, I lie amanu
ensis lead the charmingly finished poem,
and Mr. Kielil In a tone of command suld:
"Send it up to thu pt Inter. Iliueltput
into morrow morning's paper."
The ne.xt morning the Mlssourlau, pioud
of his acipiaiulmicu with so woiideiful 11
man as Mr. Field had shown himself to be,
lead the poem, and set out to tell eeiy
body who would listen how an inspired
genius writes poetry. Analoslnn Magu
r.lne. IiiiIhIIiIi'.
The other day an old Irishwoman enter
ed one of our well known drug stores,
holding III her wrinkled hand an empty
beer bottle, which she desired to bu half
II I led with hair oil.
"I wild Is1 thuuklu' je, sur," she said to
the lirhuuu druggist, "if ye wild put ilia
fasten' oil of roses which do lie shmelliu'
so nice."
"About how much shall I put In?" asked
the druggist.
"Shure, sur," replied the old irntimii,
"till chits worth will be pllnty. An' wild
je inolnil," she added, dropping 11 courtesy,
"putting it III the bottle llrl? Arrnli, I'd
lolke to take a peep at the si nil'."
The distinguished looking druggist went
buck of the pieseiiptiou counter, put into
the bottle two drops of oil of loses at a
nickel a drop and brought it buck to his
Celtic customer. She held the bottle up to
the light, mid looked at It long mid curi
ously. Seeing nothing she cautiously ex
tracted thu cork and took a deep whllT,
which caused 11 cherubic suiilu to spread
over her ancient face.
"Hedad, sur," she said, "it slimells
ui'iighty foi ne, but," looking suspiciously
at thu druggist, "vvlieru Is it?" Hrookln
Ufa
Value Iterolvi'd.
Yesterday 1'orenoon two pedestrians met
on Monroe avenue, and one knocked tho
other down and hurried olT.
"Thai's mi outrage!" exclaimed a citizen
who helpeil the fallen iniin up.
"Call the police ami have him ariestedl"
shouted a scuinil.
"Run after him and get satisfaction I"
advised a third.
"Gentlemen," said the victim as he
reached his fiet, "it's all right-nil right."
"How all right?"
"1 owed him 1 mid refused to pay it. Ho
therefore too), it out of my hide."
"Hut, man, you havu been knocked
down!"
"I know it, but I've saved tH. if any
body's ahead I'm thu one, and there's no
need of raising a row ovur it."
And begot a brace on his Jaw with his
left hand anil skated oil" into a side street.
Detroit Free Press.
riniiiK'liil Item.
Matilda Snowball, who is employed in
the family of Col. Verger, complained that
the colored gentleman who h paying her
attention borrowed a dollar from her and
refused to return it.
"Yes, mum," said Matilda to Mrs. Yer
ger, "I has hunted for dat dollar, but hit's
110 use. lie jessdou'tshell out. Can't you
give me some advlcu?"
"Well, Matilda, thu best thing you can
do Is to marry him, and then you can get
your money out of his pockets at night
when he is asleep." Texas Siftillgs.
Cool.
"Thu coolest man I ever knew in my
life," said a congressional arrival, "was a
native of Kansas. A cyclone had struck
him, mid set him down with his entire
family and a portion of his furniture with
in twenty feet of my house. I said to him,
'Hello, Saint what are you doing over
here?'
"'Oh,' he replied, as he dumped n hand
ful of tobacco into his pipe, 'I Justca-ne
over to get out of the draft.'" Washing
ton Post.
I'a 1 (i on.
"Excuse my coming to dinner in a busi
ness suit, old fellow. My way, you know."
"That's all right. You won't mind my
giving you a small table all by yourself lu
thu puutry, will you? It's a conceit of
miuu to do it, old chap." New York Sun
Yoiiiik I'eiiplit Often II11.
Mrs. Ciimso How did Charlie and Mary
get acquainted with each other?
Mrs. Fiinglo They sang in the same
church choir.
Mrs. Ciimso Oil, I see. They met by
chants, Drake's Maga.iue.
Proverbial 1'hllonopli).
Miss Flora Wall .lessiu Stryker seems
to 1st quite uucces-.ful in ab-orhliig tho at
tention of that rich old Mr. Doddering.
Miss Minnie H ill-Oh, yes! You know
her motto Is, "Where there's a will, there's
a wny." Puck.
Ari'iiiuiiiodittlnii.
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