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CAPITAL CITY COUK1KK, SATUKIMV, ANUARY i7 1891
Mrs. Graham's
CUCUMBER and ELDER
Flower Cream.
Ik i,otnconielle hut permanently beuntl
nes. Ucreiitoit it soil, velvet) itliln, mill by
dally use itrniliiiilly makes the complexion
several shades whiter. II Is n ciinslitul pro
twlloii front the cited or sun and w nil niul
nnvmill KM II llliril llllll frcCkll'S. Illlll hllltlk-
fioniln will never cumo while )ou lino It. It
ctcniiHittlit riifo htr heller Hum snap nml wntcr
noursltcs nitd Imlltl iit tli skin iliucs nml
tlm prevent Hie roriuiilhni uf wrinkle. II
He Itin freshness, clenriicss nml smoothness
of akin Hint ynil liiul when it IIUI11 Kir!. I 'very
lady, young or old ought louse It, n II give
a linm joiilhful appearance In miy lady, nml
Hint iioriniini'iilly. II eonstan no atild, pow
der or ulUnll. and I it harmless n dew nml im
nnurlnlilnir In llm "III" " daw I" to Hio lloivnr.
I'rlre Bt.oo, nl Druggist nml nt Mr. M-T.
laltcron' establishment. 'HI Month lllh Nt.
Lincoln, Neb., where she treitl Indices fur nil
tlomlUr lo fitco or llgure. Lntllc lit it ill
taiicn treated by letter Send stump for Iiit
Utlo iHiok "How lo ho llcrttillrul."
If you Deposit your Savings
IN TIIK
Lincoln avingsBank
Safe Deposit Co.
H. K.cor. Mill nml PHI.
THEY WILL EARH INTEREST FOR YOU
At tho Unto of
5-l;ive per Ct. per Anmim-5
Have WHO a week uml It ri'iouulM with
Intertwl In llvii yenr to ll.Me.no.
lunik open nt tis) it. in. to :i:!M . m. nml
Hnturdity evening, !. lo 8 . in.
Safes to Rent in Burgtar nml Fire
Proof Vaults.
CANDY
FOU
EVERYBODY
Strictly Pure and the
Largest and Finest Line
In the City, at
FOLSOM'S
1307 O STREET.
ISfWc make a specialty of entering lec
Cream and Fruit Ices for Hulls, Parties,
Wedding, etc., nml can serve tlicm In the
brick or by the (mart on short notice at
reasonable prices, Fancy Cakes of all
kinds made to order. Telephone orders
receive prompt attention. Call up 501.
Dr. Alma J. Coe,
Oflot, 1704 X Strut.
LINCOLN, NEB.
' Chronic 11 ml unite dlcncs of women uml
children. Will he nt Opelt Hotel Wetlncs
day nml TliiirHilny of each week. Will treat
tltrncult nml eomplleateil eases sent lo tho
city.
Office Hours: 8 to 12 a. m ,3 to 7 p. m.
The Bond
W.T.SAWYER, Prop.
European or American Plan !
Finest Suites in the City
This beautiful new house in now mule
new management. All the latest conven
iences, uch as bath rooms on every lloor,
passenger elevator nml superb service.
Tabe Unsurpassed I
Street Cars to all Depots pass the door
Cor. 12th and Q Sts,?
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Mil. AND Mite. OOWSCn.
Iir Mil liowsmi
I ex pert ed 11 new diess tnroine up one
evening In llnui for 11 jmrly lo which wo
r,.vl lieeii liivlteil. Al (I o'clock Mr. How Her
began In grow uneiisy nml ilterleil:
"Why on earth didn't nu have II lieni
'.Ills morning?"
"It VVIIStl'l llllllll."
"Then .miii should have given your order
further iilieml, Mrs. Hawser, joii me it
very soft mink."
"Hut the dress will tie hero by 7."
"Del jotl tun farms to it cent! Never
know ntijlhiug of jiiiiih lo romo up with
in twcnlj -four hours of llm lime promlseil,
Tills Is 11 nice Mule of alTalrs, I must say I"
"Tlmilrcs will come."
"Not until to nun row, ami no might 111
well miike up our nilnils 10 stay at home."
It uas lliere ill half-past (I11111I lie got out
of ll hj saving Ihnl ll w iih a mistake for
which the dressmaker woulil proliahly
commit suicide. A week later Im onlereil
a new unit, stipulating that I hey were I o
ho scut up nt noon 0:1 11 certain ilay. Wo
were to no ton party Hint night, uml at
breakfast I queried:
"Do joii feel certain of your new suit?"
"Do I feel certain I hat I live?" lie replied,
with 11 grand vncof lilshanil.
"Hut ll may not coimi up."
"Anil I he nun may bust It btleraml llm
pieces tumble to cat III Tim clock will mil
have struck IJ before that suit Is lieic."
Hut vv hen ho caimi up lo illmier I had lo
Inform I1I111 (hat no suit hail arrived.
"Oh, well, the parcel hoy Is taking it
slow," lie answered. "It will ho hero lie
foro I go,"
Hut It wasn't, Ho walled ten minutes
over time, and then went to the telephone,
and called the tailor up and said:
"I Niippose that suit has Marled on Km
way up."
I could not, of course, hear llm reply.
"Why, that milt I ordered 11 week ago,"
(Tailor's reply unheard.)
"You haven'tl TIiiiI'm a pretty Ideal Do
)oii mean to tell me that mill Isn't Mu
lshed ?"
(Tallor'a reply unheard.
"Well, you see that you dol If II'hoiki
minute after (I I'll leavu the Million your
hands!"
"How about my dressmaker?" I linked an
he hung up thu trumpet.
"IIowiiImiiii mithlngl Dressmakers de
liberately perjure themselves, while this
was a mere overnight. It'll Im up at ll."
"And If not?"
"Didn't I miy It would he up at Or Mako
all your amusements to koIo that pin ly."
When ho eaint) up at (laud failed lo 11 ml
tho milt ho turned live Minnies whiter. (Jo
Iiik to the phone he jelled to tho tailor:
"Where In Halifax Is that suit of miner"
(Tallor'a leply 1111 heard.
"No, It Iiimii'II What do you mean by
Hitch conductr"
(TallorV reply unheard.)
"Yc.n, If ll comes at sharp 7, hut not a
mlutito later! You folks down there must
have all been on a drunk this week!"
"MtennihiKiil 7?" I asked.
"Certainly. I illiln't expert It before, but
wanted to hurry Vm up a little."
"Well, I hope it will come."
"Hope! Il will conic, an I that's all thcio
Ih about It."
Hut 7 o'clock came without thu suit. It
didn't come at half-past, nor at 8, ami Mr.
Downer called up the central ami was told
that the tailor shop was shul up. Mo
danced up and down, rapped on the hox,
kicked the cat ttud told baby to shut, up,
and dually lie fell Into a chair and looked
at me In a cold, Icy way
"Well, liowalMutdrcsinakcrsf" 1 asked.
"Notn word, Mrs. IIownui not a wortll
I nee how It Isl"
"How what Ix!1"
".Morn of your roveiiKoful workl You
wanted to get uvea with mo and you luivu
done It."
"Hut what did I dor"
"Never you mind! Ul your own con-
hclenco answerl I'm koIiikiIowii town. and
If I shouldn't return to the house you can
communlcato with any htwjeryou sisi lit."
Hut he was home and In bed' by 11, and
Kind to drop the subject. Detroit Krisj
Press.
lllil Not Trouble Hint.
When Sain .lones was preachliiK In a
western town sonic t lino ngo he was an
noyisl by iiyoutm inan who wiim whisper
Iiik lo his ulrl. Fiiiully tho preacher could
stand the Interruption no Ioiikit, ho ho
looked straight nt the youiiKiiiiiu auilHald:
"I will pause until the youtiK man in tho
baek of the room Ket throiiKh tulkiiux."
Tho silence was Intense, and ovury eyo
wiw on the youtiK man, who was Ht til
whlsperhiK to his Kill. Hu had been mi
busy that hu had not caught the preach
er's censure. Mr. .lones repeated tho re
mark, and this time the young man heard
hhu. Not an Instant did ho hesitate, but
ho Immediately tried to square himself.
Whllo every 0110 was watching him ho
looked squarely nt tho preacher and Haiti:
"(io right ahead, Mr. Jones, you aro not
bothering me." Yankee Hlade.
rolllriii'im.
A Neapolitan ucntleumu happened to
show a iH'autlful watch to it Frenchmau.
Tho latter admired ll ho much that tho
Neapolitan politely olTercd it to him. The
Frenchman, to his great surprise, accepted
It, whereupon tho donor remarked:
"How now, sir, where are your miinnornf
What I ho politely ollered to you. von
should liavu as politely refused!" lmdon
Tlt-dltH.
llltiillies ,VIH.
This Inscription was found upon a tablet
in n country cemetery;
"Here lies the Ixxlyof , who formally
yean conducted a highly respectable gen
eral business In an adjoining village,
which Is now continued by his widow. N.
U. No trust given." LondunTit-dlU.
nlt I'ltiprr.
"Talk ahoui tlu liiucMof things," ox
claimed Diiuilej, pointing to a HiH-eding
vehicle. "TheruV an illustration of It.
Dr. Uincci.tho surgeon, out sleighing in
11 cutter." Huston Courier.
A Crl.U.
She Pleato hold tny wr.tp.
He-Ceitalnly, Shall I put it around
you fli-btr lilfn.
lit hlcnll) Not HU Mplicrr.
Proletorof 11 Dry (JooiIm Sloro (ton
clerk ydio has Just lost a wile) What wax
llm matter with that ladyr
"Oh we didn't hnvo what hIiii wanted."
"flldn'l have what, aim wanteiD" re
peated the proprietor In auia.ementi "any
body could have sold to her what hIio
wanted The thing Is to sell her what Mho
don't waul." Philadelphia Kccord.
HoIiik U'oll.
'Ty-
fc,",,'i...or0
-rFCt
Advet Using Poet There, Hell, I've not
out three Hues of my poem already.
Illsdood Wife And I've got. out threu
lines of my wash. Harper' Ha.nr.
IllnVri'ticii In TiiIi..
A very amusing Mory was told about
Chancellor Hlsiuaruk by Earl ltitssell. The
Incident occurred at Versailles during the
war of 1870, lird Hussell was to hae an
audience, and ho was walling for Count
von Arnlm to leave lllsinarck'M Htudy.
Presently Von Arnlm came out, fanning
himself furiously with his handkerchief.
"I really cannot understand," lie said,
"how Hlsinarck can llvo in miicIi an atmos
phero; he Im continually smoking, and the
strongest cigars, too. I had lo ask him to
omii tho window, for I could not stand It."
Then he took leave of lird lliisscll and
went his way. As soon as Ijonl ltllsscll
entered the nsmi lllsiuarck said to him:
"What strange tastes some peophi have!
There Is Von Arnlm, now, who Ims Just
gone out of t he room; It is a fad of his to
scent himself up to an uulmarahle degree,
and today I he perfume was so Intense that
I had to open the window." St. Iymls Re
public, Only One Tiling l.iirkltiif.
Friend (JoKson, how Is your airship
getting along?
Inventor -It Is complete, with the ex
ception of one little detail I have not jet
perfected. I shall take that up next.
"What Is It?"
"A mere trlllo that 1 can think out at
any lime. The principal feat.tro of my in
vention is a safely net Hint will travel
along under the airship to prevent fatal
accidents. It will make mivlgatlui; the
air absolutely free from danger. In the
making of that net I have revolutloui.ed
the entire business,"
"Hut how Is the net Itself to Im kept
from falling to the ground when nnjtliliiK
happens to your airship?"
"That is tlie III tie detail I haven't, worked
out jet." Chicago Times.
Sixty Mm Iks nt Once.
Hero Is a good story of Justin .McCarthy.
It refers to ihediy when The Galaxy was
itllvo. .Sheldon & V 1. wero thu publishers
of thu maga.iiie. McCarthy had submit
ted i story. Ono day ho said to Mr. Shel
don: "I have comu to see If you will take that
story I offered to The Ualaxy."
"Yds," cordially responded Mr. Sheldon,
"and sixty more like It."
Time passed, ami ono day McCarthy
walked Into The (iiihtxy olllce with an im
posing pile of manuscript under his unit.
"What Is that?" asked Mr. Sheldon.
McCarthy laid tho bundle of maiiiiscript
upon thu publisher's desk ami replied,
"Hero aro tlie sixty stories you ordered on
tliu occasion of my last visit."
Ho got a check covering tho whole sixty.
New York Times.
OIih)Iiii; Orilt'in.
Jennies The doctor can't Imi bore, sir, e
says, for 'arf an hour, sir.
Irascible Old (ieutlemiiu (sntto voce)
Cursohlml
Jennies Yes, sir. Dod gust his blanket y
blank blank
Irascible Old Ciuutlcman (In a violent
rage) What do you mean, you rascal,
speaking in that way about my old friend
before my very face?
Jennies You ordered 1110 to curso 'im,
Mr, didn't you? Toronto (Jrlp.
Kcillllllll).
"How is it, .Muller, that hereof Into you
take such fearfully big steps going to bind
nessf It wasn't always so."
"No, but j on see slucu my family Im
canto so largo It's necessary to economize
in all directions. Thu longer the step of
course thu nioru I save in shoo leathor."
Fllegcudo Hlattor.
The Must Crriluluii. Man Alive.
Drown Tell me, do you think that Hobbs
uver says what Isn't exactly true?
Foggs Well, I should not Uku to charge
Hobbs with untruthfulness, but if hu him
self lielluves ono hundredth part of the
stories ho tells, hu must he tho most credu
lous man alive. doston Transcript.
In the Miitrlmoiilnl Olllce.
"Well, hero is a photograph of tho lady
whom I have described to you."
"Hut, my dear sir, ncr-ordlugto tills pbt
uro tho lady is much older thau you gate
mo any reason to Imlluve."
"Oh, I assure you that is a very old pho
tograph." Fllegendu Hlattor.
Ills KeiiHiin,
At tho Theatre "Hut, Mr. Finkelsteln,
why applaud thu play so vigorously when
it is so execrably bad?"
"That makes 110 difference to me, my
dear fellow. I lent tho author 100 marks
this morning." Fllegendo Matter.
Cauie uml KrlVrt.
Clara The engagement Imtween Hattle
and Tom Is broken.
Harry So? I thought It was Tom who
was broke! Howuvor, I suppose it amounts
to tho snmu thing. Huston Transcript.
All KxpUliKMl.
Hatleu I understand that you hnvo
htopM'd lioiirdliig and gone to housekeep
ing. Wheru are you now?
Flatten Wo are living with a sorvant
girl. Puck;
An Open Question,
Watts-IIow is old man Ollflllanr Is he
out of danger yet?
Dr. nowless I don't know. IIo died
this morning. Indianapolis Journal,
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THE ARIZONA KICKEH.
A IViv Personal nml Local Items Iternrilrit
Insl lor run,
Tol.li lllMSo. -Three months ago, when
n )oung man who had stuck type for
thirty-live cents per I.0.M ems on a Cluvo
laud paper, ami had knocked oir because
ho couldn't, agreo with tho editorial policy
of the paper, came out hero to establish a
plant and grow wool on his back, wo sat
down and talked to him like a brother.
There's 110th'. ig mean about us. Wo don't
want the earth, Wo have a great weekly
newspaper, a butcher shop, grocery, sad
dlery, shoe shop, millinery store and sig
nal service bureau all under ono roof, and
wo don't cam how many other cnturprlscs
nro rstahllsho 1 in this wild west.
This young man planned lo start a
weekly over al Pedro Valley, ami wo
warned him to pitch Into the c.ar of Rus
sia ami go light on tho boys al home.
That's the safe policy while learning to
shoot, tight ami left handed. Ho didn't
seem to take kindly to our advice, ami our
last words, as wo lent him sixteen lettew
out of a font of Job type, were lo prepare
for the up hills and down-hills of tho here
after. The sequel proves t hat wo wero cor
rect. He Issued one edition, Jabbed his
home suhserllNTs, and now he sleeps in lot
No. 17, section Ul, of Tower's subdivision
of the ,(MKI acre tract. Ho died a victim to
the climate, assisted by willing hands.
TOOK A WALK. Any particular lack of
interest on our editorial pa ye this week
must he laid lo a little Incident which oc
curred Tuesday forenoon. A cross eyed
pressman, who was working his way Jrom
San Francisco to Host 011 to see his mother
die, had put In a couple of weeks with us
as literary jdltor. IIo scorned a prudent,
level headed fellow, and wo passed In his
copy without reading It. What did lie do
hut ring in a little item to tho effect that
four aces always Is-ata royal Hush, no mat
ter what old liar held to the contrary. Col.
Johnson, who Is Arl.nhn authority on
poker, came around to have a look at our
man and ask where and how we had capt
ured him, and hu had scarcely stepped In
side thoolllce when the pressman lost his
nerve and began lo shoot.
What was thu colonel's gain was our
loss. We had a linger split by a bullet, tho
devil got a rako across thu skull, and tho
foreman now carries his arm in a sling.
The colonel, It Is needless to say, was un
touched. Whenouryoungmiingot through
shooting at everybody except thu man ho
wanted lo hit wo assisted to take him out,
head him for the cactus plantation and
start him off. He won't see his niotherdiu
not If ho keeps on in that direction. Ten
derfoots sailing In this direction should
bear in mind that our customs, ways and
habits are somewhat different from thoso
of Huston and New York, and on arriving
In this locality theyshould expect to bo ad
vised and posted by cltl.eus who can ex
hllit nine graves in their private burying
grounds. Detroit Free Press.
In Its Concentrated form.
"Doctor," said thu tired looking caller,
"I believe a trial of Dr. Koch's lymph
would do me good."
"Your hum's, sir," replied the phjslelan,
"are perfectly sound. You need no con
sumption cure."
"Hut I have a tired feeling all thu time."
"A kind of ludlsKHltlon to taku any
active e.xeicisL'?"
"Yes."
"I any other kind of exercise?"
"Yes."
"Or lo do mi) thing llko work?"
"Um-yes."
"What you need, sir, Is tho lymph of In
ilustvy." "I belluve you urw rluht, doctor," s 1I1I
the caller, rising languidly. "I'll llvo on
honey for the next thirty days ami sen how
it goes." Chicago Tribune.
.School MUtukra.
"Fallacious" means "likely to full," as
"Ho rode a fallacious horse." A ulrl In
the course of an essay on thu use of pict
ures In schools, said, "Sight Is a gift of
nature, for without sight pictures would
Im of very little use." in thu curtlllcatu
examination a second year student wrote,
"Constantinople was formerly not belong
ing to England, and was a dull place, as
tho Turks generally aro, but slnco it has
belonged to us It has brightened up, and is
now thu key to the Mack Sea." Another
student said glaciers movu "down slopes,
along valleys, over hills, just as streams
do." Ijomlou Journal of Education.
Tltn Itiiot of the IMI.
Hu While thechoir was trylugto master
the new. Te Deum thu other night at tho
church rehearsal thu organ suddenly
8topieil, and wo found thu boy who had
been blowing It Cat on his hack, uncon
scious. She What did you do send for a doc
tor? He No. Wo stopped singing. Life.
Kind In HU Htiiir.
Poet You weru so good as to accept my
poem and to print it. Hut I was sorry to
see that you put my name to It. Why was
that?
Editor Why, you see, I did not wnut to
bring any of the tit a IT under suspicion,
Fllegeiule Mat tie.
Ncrilrj Hint Up.
Nellie You'ru n I ultl sort of a fellow,
aro you not, William,'
William Not particularly, I guess.
Why?
Nelllu Jonnlo said sou wero afraid to
Mms n girl. Boston Iluald.
Astronomical Hem.
Friend Do you klcw that according to
the latest dlscovorii: thu llxed stars movof
Actor Move, do they? Well, I'm not
surprised. 1 tlutl ll cheaper myself to move
than to pay runt hero in Nuw York. Toxaa
Slftlngs.
A Mclitniitre.
"I nuvah e.tt ininco pie," said Clmpplu.
"Why not?" asked Hicks.
"It makes inn ilweam of my ancestahs,
and, between us they weru all twade.s
mou." Life.
Home IHn'ereiice,
Shu Why don't you get married? Can't
you afford it?
He Yes, I can afford to marry, but I
can't stand Hie expense of an engagement. I
-Muiaw'h Weokh. I
Itentl' Itonril nml Lodging.
Many years ago, Imforo Mr. Oplo P. Head
had earned fame as thu editor of Thu Ark
ansaw Traveler and as thu author of suv
eral successful novels, ho ami another im
pecunious printer were engaged in tho
publication of a weakly weekly at a little
town In Arkansas. Thev maiiai-eil to llvo
through IhoMiimmcr by sleeping In their
olllce and bj snapping early subscriptions
and elaborate pull's for farm produce and
patent medicines. Hut when w Inter came
and they could not afford the extravagance
of an all night lire, the question of lodg
ings became a seriously Important one.
For a lime It looked as If the paper would
have to Im discontinued, while the editors
1 tramped to a more congenial clime. Hut
I at last the genius of Head camu to thu res
I cue.
There was a freight train going down
the road, passing through that town at
0.07 p. in., and there was it passenger train
going up thu road, passing at 8:ir a. m. In
those days, long before Senator Cullom
conceived the Idea of tho Interstate com
merce law, with Its elatiMi cutting off frco
transportation, editors could get railroad
passes to their hearts' cnnUiut. So Mr.
Head and his partner, equipped with an
nual passes, good between ail stations,
slept In thu warm cahoosuof thu freight
train until they met thu passenger train,
and then camu hack homo. This they (lid
every night during thu entlru winter,
"anil," says .Mr. Head slgnillcantly, "tlio
trainmen often had moro In their dinner
palls than they could eat." Aualostan
Maga.lue.
I.11111I1 mid Hie llurulur.
Ijiuuh was awakened carl) one Christ
mas morning by n noise In his kitchen, and
on going down to that apartment found a
burglar doing his spoons up in a bundle.
"Why d-do you s-s-st-teal?" ho asked.
"Hecatiso I am Htarvlng." returned tho
housebreaker sullenly.
"Aruy-you ru-rually ver-very h-h-hling-huni'-gug-gery-liungry?"
asked Iwimb.
"Very," replied thu burglar, turning
away.
"Pup-pup-poorfuf-fuf-fellowl" said tho
essayist, "h-heru's a 1-1-leg of I-L-Liiml
for y-youl"
And so saying, with it dexterous move
ment of his right leg ho ejected thu ma
rainier Into Hie street, and locking the
door securely went back to Ih.i1. Tho burg-
larcontessisiatturwanl that he didn't see
the joko for six weeks. Har-Hir'a Maga
zine. A Wiirni rinule.
Good old Uncle Henry and 4-year-old
Tom, Ids nephew, weru in conference.
Asked how he put In his Hutu thu small
boy began with breakfast, hurried over
play time to dinner, then through moro
play to supper, and then paused In doubt.
"Well, Tom, what comes after supper?"
asked his uncle.
Thu Isiys big eyes looked ilxedly Into
space, but Ids lips never moved.
"Surely something comes after supper?"
the elder repeated.
"V-e-e-s," said Tom with a reluctant
effort.
"Well, what Is It?"
"I get whipped mostly." Pittsburg Dh.
patch.
A Stutter of Common Decency.
M-S
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Au,aJByfe.
sv s:-n-ftr--tw mx ,,,, i-
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"Thcre. 1111 l-ihm! mm, tli..rAu,i t.liiAl
of victuals, but I should think a great, big,
strong fellow like you would be ashamed
to beg!"
"So I am ashamed, but what am I to dor
I must either lieg or work!" Life.
ClttlKllt.
"Dr. Smith, who has just left our city,
told me that I was really seriously 111."
New Doctor Oh, my dear sir, you must
not plaeu any rellanco on anything that
that man says. I assure you ho is not to be
trusted.
"Hut it was hu who recommended you to
me." Fllegendu Matter.
(letting It Straight.
Cultured Harberfturulng from suffering
patron In. chair) Say, boy, whero's that
other razor?
Hoy I seen a razor
Cultured Harbor Don't say "I soon."
Say I saw
Patron With a razor Street & Smith's
Good News.
A Mutter or No Wonder.
"Miss Chantllly has a great habit of
dropping her voice during conversation,"
sulci one member of tho choir to another.
"Yes; but any onu who has heard her
voico can't wonder that shu feels llko drop
ping it." Washington Post.
What It Is Coming To.
Daughter Good night, mamma.
Mother Why, my dear, are you going to
retire? Havu you fed your bacilli?
Daughter Yes, mamma.
Mother Oh, very well, then. Good night.
Uoston Transcript.
Striking C'liitructerlstlrs.
"Of cnursu we aru proud of our city,"
said thu Chicago man.
"Our chief pridu Is In our citizens," salt!
tho man from doston, and thu discussion
was dropped. Indianapolis Journal.
HU Ileal r.mltlon.
"Aro you the waiter?" asked nn impa
tient, hungry looking guest as an evident
ly broken spirited man passed him.
"Oh, no; I'm only thu proprietor."
Philadelphia Times.
A .Sort Heart.
"My husband is very fond of animals,"
said Mrs. Furhcr. "East night In hlsHleep
he turned over and saiil, 'Take out some
thing for tho kitty, "doston Commercial
Hulletln.
I'pldeiulr.
"Please give me a penny, sir. Me father'
Hick."
"What's ho sick of, little boy?"
"Work, sir," replied tho truthful beggar.
Epoch.
I'robulily Hud One on Cull.
"Wo are so busy," said a clerk In 'an ox
press ollice, "that wo cannot guarantee
anything,"
"Can you express a desiru?" said a glr
in tlie crowd, Philadelphia Record.
With Hitceitlbln ArlUt,
Mr. Winthrop Tell mo, Jack, does it
taku long to paint the portrait of a lady?
Jack Well, If she's pretty It takes a
long, lung time. dostouluu.
W1
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Frank 11 Stockton's Serial.
Contributions fiom
Dr. Holmes. Mr. Lowell,
and Mr. Whittior.
Some heretofore uiipuhllshed
Letters by Charles and
Mary Lamb.
Mr. I'eielvnl tiwcii will wrltoa narrative ol
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Noto : an Unexplored Cor
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The Capture of I.sulsbourgwlll ho treated In
A Series of Papers by
Francis Parkman.
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Theodore K. Hauler. DeeeiiKeij, j
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at-I'.'-'-U County Judge.
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Administrator, oitnto nMoliu McAllister.
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