6 CAPITAL CITY it- COURIER, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1890 THETABEKNACLEPULPIT I OR. TALMAQE ENLARQEB HI3 FIELD OF wonK. Tlia Crookril Thing of Thl i:rtli Am , to lln Mmtr Htrnlght, Allka In lliul. ' tint, (lorrriimrnt, Itnmmtla l.lfn nml I lulior Amwern In I'myrr. BliOOKLY.v. Sopt, HI. Preliminary (o hi erinon nt tho Academy of Mimic In thli city thl forenoon Ilov. Dr. TitlnwiKe an nounced that until tlio now Brooklyn Tab ernnclo win completed ho would preach In tbo Brooklyn Academy of Minlo on Sun day morning. Ho wii glnd to ndd that by an Arrangement mndo through Tlio Chrln tlnn Herald, of New York city, lio wotilil be enabled to preach In tlio Now York Academy of Mimic, on Fourteenth Mrcet, on Sunday evening, beginning with tlio flrenlng of Sopt, 28. Ho nlno announced Hint on next Sabbat li morning, Sept, l, bo would liegln ii erlef of eicrmous en titled, "My Itcccut Journey Tliromih tho Holy Land nml Neighboring Countries; What I Saw nml Ioarncd," 1 Tho subject of today's orinon won, 'Crooked Thing." Toxt, Ia. xl, 4t "The crookril hnll Iki inmlo Htralght." Geometry, front tho tlino ttwn.i discover d on tho bnnks of tho Nile, which by IU overflow annually obliterated tho land tnnrki, nml tho restoration of t be.so land, tunrki inmlo inch n science necessary I ay geometry over illicit then hmi been luy with linen, straight lined, curved lines, lines in angle. nnd coins. nml upbore, but lias novor Wen ablu to evolve any beauty from n lino that vn merely crook ed. Tho clrclo nml tho Niiunro wcrn always considered admirable. Isaiah recugiilr.es ' tho clrclo nml says, "Tho Iinl alt upon tho clrclo of tho earth." Tho altar of tho ancient tnhorunclo wns "four square," nml tho breastplates of tho priests "four aqunro," nml heaven, according toSt. John, Is "four square." Hut tho lllblu has no admiration for lines Unit tiro merely erouk ed. Indeed my toxt In prophesying tho world's complete recUllciitlon declares, "Tho crooked shall lie made. straight." There have Won so many moral earth quakes that many things have got Into a tcrrlblo twist crooked laws, crooked gov ernments, crooked fortunes, crooked dis positions nml tunny of tho efforts to straighten things have only made them morn crooked. Ami soiuo good people, sit down In despair nml become pessimistic, ami gtvo up life, nml tho church, ami tho world us dead failures With such hichry. moso behavior I havo no sympathy, It Is a promise, of tho Ixml Almightyt "Tho crooked shall bo mndu straight." I pro pose, ns I mny bo divinely helped, to men tion somo of tho crooked things that nw going to bo straightened. INJUSTICE AND INKQUAMIT. Much of tho wealth of tho world Is In the iintids of tho profligate, whtlo ninny of tho best peoplo nro subjected to distressing prlvntlont nml thcro Is going to bo n redis tribution of property. If It went posslblo it would bo a bad thing to huvo things divided cuuilly. Some men uro ablu to endure moro success than others, nml pros perity that might not unbalance you might destroy me, Tho Declaration of American Independence declares that nil men nro born equal, but tho opposlto Is tho truth, for thoy nro born unequal. In no respect la this moro evident thnn In their capacity to endure success, financial or social. I havo seen men by tho acquisition of llfty thousand dollars mndo nrrognnt nml over bcarlug, and I have known others with their millions of dollars childlike and un assuming unit Christian. Wo would all be affluent, but the ImtA cannot trust us. I nui glad thcro are thoso ho can trust. Much is said against capitalists, but tho world would be a very shaky world with out them. Who built tho great railroads which, while thoy glvo such facilities of travel, employ tens of thousands of lnborers, sup porting them and their families? Capital ists. Who built great ships that stir tho rivers nml bridge tho ocean? Capitalists. Who reared tho thousands of factories all over tho laud In which hundreds of thou sands of employes earn their dally bread f Capitalists. Who endowed your colleges, ami opened free libraries, nml built nsylnms for tho orphan, tho crippled nnd tho Insane! Capitalists. Hut for them -there would not bo an academy ct music, or n picture gallery, or n freo library, or n steamboat, or n railroad In America. Who put tho world on scventy-flvo years to yond what it would havo liecn In enter prise, in comforts, In educational advant age, In good things without number? Cap italists. Tho more money n man gets tho better If It co mo honestly and Is employed right eously. Nevertheless wo all see that there needs to be a redistribution of property. 'Communism proposes to tnako that distri bution by torch and dagger nml dynamite. Throw tho midnight express train off tho trnck and put tho factory Into conflagra tion; disrupt society, burglarize, assas sinate. Such people bcllevo neither in God nor man nor woman, and ,theyknow bow to muko things worse, but never havo made and novcr can make anything better. GOD'S METHOD OF IIEDISTIIIIIUTION. ' I tell you how thcro will como n redistri bution of property. Under the divine blessing good peoplo will get moro alert ness and acumen and nssjdulty. Many good peoplo are kept In straitened circum stances because they havo been Indolent, or lacked courage to take honest advantage of circumstances, and wero too stupid to get on. With (lie very snnio surroundings others wcut on to competency. In the bet ter days to como good men will havo their faculties wakened, und will itt consequence rise to larger share of prosperity, On the other hand, estates wrongfully accumu lated will dissolve. If uot the sous, then the grandsons will make the money fly, nnd It will gradually scatter in thelrhands, and become u part of tho general wealth. Then as to vast properties righteously gathered und there are thousands of them such estates will contribute toward hclp lng the unfortunate, not more by charities than by helping struggling peoplo into lucrative business, and tho man who has amassed enough and a surplus will sayi "There Is a young merchant without nny capital. I will start him on Fulton street;" and "there is a young mechanic who has no means of his own, and I will put him on a career of prosperlty;""nnd "there is a farmer with too big n mortage on his land, and I will help him lift tho incumbrance." unoiact Is that If the kindliness and gen erosity manifested by moneyed men to ward the struggling during the last fifty years Increase in the same ratio for the next fifty years there will bo a condition of society paradisiac. Wo are going to have a multiplication of William K. Dodges and Peter Coopers nnd James Lenoxes and George Peabodys. So will come redlstri .button, unit the crooked will be made straight. Mind this, God never yet undertook a failure, Tho old book, which Is worth all .jotuer books put together, makes ft plain thntUod hns undertaken to regulnto this world by gospel Influences, and If ho has tho power ho wilt do what he su ho will, ' mid no uno who amounts to anything will I deny his power. Owl hns said a hundred times, "I will," but never unco hns said, I "I cannot." Wo mny with our tnck limn- mrrs pound away, trying to mend and tin provo and straighten tho financial condi tion of tho world, nnd In) dlsnppuluted In tho result liecnuso our nrm Is too weak nnd tho hammer wo wield too small, but tho most defiant dlfllculty will flatten mid disappear when (lod with n hummer inodo of summer thunderbolts strikes It, saying, "Tho crooked shall be made straight." (Hilt's 111:1.1 IN IIUHINKM AtTAIIIH. In your business concerns thern are In fluences perplexing. Votir nlTaln mny pihiii nil right to outsiders, for business linos do not advertise their private troubles; but where one firm has everything Just as they want It there aron hundred llrmsnt their wits' end what to do with that partner who draws moro than his share of tint profits, or with thatstnekholder who comes in just often enough to upset things, or with that disappearance, of funds which you cannot account for, although you havo suspicious you cannot mention; or with that Investment which wns mndu contrary to your judgment hernusu there was it de termination to push it through, orbecausu you am going behind month by mouth without any prospect of extrication. Tho trouble Is putting a wrinkle on your fore head that ought not to appear there for ten yenrs yet, mill you will he 40 yearn old when yon ought to lie only 80, or (X) when you ought to lie W), or 70 when you ought to Imi only 00. Stop worrying; either by the dissolution of that II rm or by readjust ing tnntters you will Iw brought safely through If you put your trust in (lod. When commercial houses full the stm- pension Is ndverttsed, but of tho tens of thousands of men who nro everyday ex tricated no public mention Is made. Yes terday was Saturday, and I warrant that nl tho windows of bnnks, nnd In counting rooms of stores, and on every street of every city, God appeared for thn deliver anco of good men as certainly as when with his right foot ho trod Uko Galileo Into placidity, mid niadu Daniel as safu among the lions as though they had been house, dogs urdeep on n rug before n win ter's Arc. Throw yourself on tho promise of thn text, orn hundred other texts mean ing about tho H.imo thing, I never yet nsked God todomiythtng but ho did It If It wero best, mid lu all tho owes wheru my prayer hns not been nn- swored I have found out afterward that It was best uot to havo been answered lu my way. Hut nonq of us has tested the full power of prayer. It Is n force very like soiuo of tlio forces of nature that wero In existence, tint not employed. For ages electricity was thought good for nothing but to burn barns mid kill peoplo with one fell stroke. Tho lightning rod on the top of houses wns tho speur with which tho world charged on tho thunder storm, ns much ns to say, "If you dnru to como this wny I will hurl yon Into tho ground." Hut now electricity lightens homes und churches nnd cities nnd Christendom and moves rail cars, mid ho (s n rash man who mentions anything ns Impossible to this natural energy. So tho power of prayer wns to tho world rnthor a frightful power, if it wns nny power nt nil. Hut Unit hns been dimmed. nml mon begin to uso It In soiuo things, mid tho time will como when It will bo used lu nil things, nml there will bo a Ulbto In every counting room, and supplication will nscend from every- commercial establish ment, and when business Arms uro formed tho question will uot only lie asked as to how much this one nnd that nuo nut in of capital, but tho question will bo nsked, "iw you Know now to pray?" OOI) IN KVKIIVTIIINO. Mightier agent than any natural forco yet dovolopcd will Iw this gospel electricity, flashing heavenward for help, flashlmr earthward with illvlno response, God lu imsinuss lire. Uod in agricultural life. God lu mechanical life. God in nrtistlo life. God in every kind of life. Your religion for tho most part is hung up so high you cannot reach It, It Is hung up oii tho cloudy rafters of the sky, when you expect to snatch it up as you finally go through for heavenly resldenco Oh, havo your re ligion within easy remit now! Itelluiou is not for heaven, but fcr this i orld. Oueo in henven we will neul no prnycr, for wo snail imve everything wo want. Wo will need no repentance, for wo shall have for ever got rid of our elni. We shall havo no need of comfort, for Ucro will Iki no trouble. The Christian religion is not for heaven, whore everything Is nil right, but for this world , where wi many things are all wrong. Washington Allstou, whose niimo you rccogulzo as that of n gnat American painter, was minced to extnmo poverty, nnd ono day got on his knees and asked for a loaf of bread for himself mid his starv ing family. While he was bowed lit that prayer there was n kuck at the door and a man came in mid said: "How nliout your painting, the 'Angel Uriel,' that received tho prise at the royal academy? Has it been sold?" "No," said Allstou. "How much do you want tor it?" Allston re plied: "I am done fixing n price, for I can not get It," "Will four hundred pounds be enough?" asked the stranger. "Why, that is .more than I nsked," said Allston. The four hundred pounds (two thousand dollars) wero paid, and tho purchaser in troduced himself as Marquis of StalTord, who thereafter wns ono of the most liberal patrons of the rescued artist. "Oh, that nil Just hiippcued Ml" Did It? Tell ui to some igfloratil man, some lenlghted woman, who has never read the promise, "Call upon mo in tho day of trouble, I will deliver thee," or that other promise, "The crooked shall be made straight." "Well," bays one, "you don't apply this in every direction." Yen, I do. Take the most uncertain thing ou earth tho weath er. The Hible distinctly says that prayer controls tho weather. James v, 17, 18: "Ell as win u man subject to like passions na we are, and he prayed earnestly that It might not rain: and tt rained not on tho earth by the spneo of three years mid six months. And ho prayed again, und the heaven guvo ruin." Do you say that was the weather of olden time? There havo leen instances in modern times Just us marvel ous. There's uot n Christian ship captain but could give you Instances of dlvluo In terference with tho weather in answer to prayer. It has been my good fortune to know many ship captains. They are in all our services. They leave their vew.els on Sun day mornings and join us tit worship, I warrant thera are enough of them present this morning to take a whole fleet lu safety iicrosa the Atlantic Whenever I have heard them testify it has mightily con firmed me In what I knew before, that God answers prayer concerning the weather. And there have been cyclones that started up from UioCurribbeunteu, sweeping down every nail, and every smokestack, and every mast in their course, which lu answer to specific petition have been diverted und made to curve around some particular ship, leaving that in calm waters, aud then re suming their original path of destruction. Tho weather probabilities again and again hnvo announced a tempest, and wo wero all ready for It, but to tho surpriso of most (leopln tho next day wo saw tho announce ment Hint tho atmospheric fury had changed Its course. The probability Is It struck a prayer. The probability Is It struck a prayer nnd glanced off. If Kilns prayer affected the weather of Palestine for forty-two mouths I should think some body now might havo n prayer that would affect It for n couple of days. ni:.MAiiKAiii.r. anwi:ii to ritAvnt John Knstcr was ninny years ago an evangelist lu Virginia. A largo outdoor meeting was being held lu that state. Many thousands had assembled In the open air, nml heavy storm clouds began to gather. There was no shelter to which the multitudes could retreat. The rain had already reached the adjoining fields when John Ivister cried out, "Hrethren, Imi still while I will upon God to stav the storm till the gospel Is preached to thin multitude." Then he knelt nnd prayed that the audlenro might Imi spared from the rain, and that after they had gone to their homes there might como refreshing showers. Heboid the clouds parted as they came near, mid passed to cither side of tho crowd, mid then closed ngaln, leaving tlio place dry where tho audience had assem bled, mid tho next day tho postponed showers enmo upon tho ground that had lieen tho day leforo omitted. Do you say It only happened so? I cannot seo what you keep your Hlbles for, nnd tho God you worship U not my God. Your God Nan autocrat, mid ho Is so far off and so far up that the world cannot touch him, mid hit throno Is nn eternal Icelierg. My Owl is a father, hero mid now, nnd n fnt her will glvo his child what he asks (or lf.it Is Lest for htm to havo It. I'ray about everything that concerns you, seeularltiei ns well iih spiritualities. Tako to God nil your mi noyances mid perplexities. Tho crooked shall bo mndo straight. Homo peoplo tnlk as though God control led things lu general, but not In particu lar; that he started everything under cer tain laws and then let it take caro of it self, as an engineer might start his loco motive on nn Iron rcllrond track and then Jump off. Whnt would happen to such a locomotlvols what would long ago havo happened to our world If God lind started It aud afterward allowed It to look out for Itself. Thern Is no such thing as n general providence. It is a partlculnr providence. God hiiK-iioigennrnl'cariufor u fonst. It is n care of every cell of every leaf aud toot In that forest. God has no general enro of tho ocean. It is u caro of every drop of water In tho liquid magnitude. God has no general care for the human nice. It is n earn of every Individual of thatraco and of every Item of Individual history. I preach him, n God In lullniteslmals, mi everyday God, n God responsive, mid one brent h of earnest prayer, though that bn-ath should not bo stmng enough to muko it candle flicker, will absorb moro of tho divine attention thnn If tho nrchangel standing nt the foot of tho throne should flap lioth wings. 001) UIVK8 THIS NATION. It Is remarkable how many crooked things nro lu tho provldenco of God lielng made straight. About thirty years ngo our national alTalm wero as crooked as de praved Atnerlcnn politics nnd had men mid Satan could nmko them. Front the top of Malno to tho foot of Florida the na tion was nil with wrath. It was wrangle and fight nil tho way through, nnd one of the mildest things that the north and south promised each other was assassina tion. Dm lug this summer I have traveled through New York and Ohio aud Illinois and Indiana and Minnesota nnd Kansas nnd Nobrnskn nnd Missouri nnd Texns nnd lioultlnnn and GeorIii ami North nnd South Carolina and Virginia mid Pennsylvania, and I havo shaken hands with tens of thousands of peoplo, and talked with men of nil sections nnd de grees, and I hnvo to tell you it Is nil pence, and In all the states of the Union you could not now marshal, n military coinnany of ono hundred soldiers to light ngalnst tho United States government, unless you got your men out of tho penitentiary. Did the corrupt and gangrened political parties do this work of rectification nnd pacification? No! It wns by dlvluo Interposition that the crooked has ben mndo straight. On tho at of December, 1851, Louis Na poleon Honnpnrte rodo down tho Clinmps Myseoof Purls, and under tho hoofs of his horso a republic was trampled as tho rider went to take a throne. It was tho outrage of the century. For nineteen years the wrong triumphed. Tho will of one man who wanted to remain emperor ..ept down a nation who wanted a repub lic. Hut Septcnilier, 1870, arrived, and Se dan unrolled Its crimson scroll. The, em eror surrenders with 83,000 troops, 410 Held guns, 0,000 horses nnd 00,000 muskets. Front thnt day the ballot box was up nnd the throno was down. Free Institutions have iM-eu substituted for mi Infamous mon archy. Thank Godl Tlio crooked has been made straight. Hut why go so far to find fulfillment of my text? In all our lives there are crooked things that need to bo made straight, und each hearer or render will enumerate for himself or herself. With one tt Is dilap idated physical health, and you are say ing, "Why cannot I bo In good health when I havifSlch'OpiK)rtU!iltles amlsich. rcino.ii slbilitles?" Alas for the sick headaches and the rheumatic, joints, mid tho neuralgic thrusts, and tho lame foot! Hut you will Imi well soon. Life nt tho longest is an ab breviated durance. There Is a bluck doc tor that will cure you. Soino people call tilm Death. No dlseaso wns ever nblo to stand before his touch. Uso nil tho means afforded for physical recuperation, but If they fall tho hour of release Is not faraway. There need bo no Incurables. There In no sorrow that heaven cannot cure. Those who in this world have always been well will not get tho best part ot heaven. They will not have tho advuntnge of contrast. They were well before t'aey left this world, and why should they bu so grutulated at being well lu the next world? Hut to thoso who on earth were hindered or broken down in health what a contrast us they step into that domain where there has never U-eu mi aching brow, or lume foot, or Inflamed muscle, or dlsonlercd nervel For forty years thoro may hnvo been a stooping in belmek, o'r a twUted' muscle, or.a curved spine, or a crooked limb, but the promise has been fulfilled; "The crooked, shall bo made straight," THE UNIIAITILY MAItUIED. In tunny u domestic life urodllllcultle.s to be removed. There aru thousands of matches that were not made in heaven, Soiuo of tho loveliest women have been united to so mo of the meanest, men and some of tho grandest men to tho most wort Hess women. There may be tiosulll dent cause of divorcement, but there has never been any accord. For them tho wed ding march ought never to have been pla is I, The twain divergent in sentiment, tho north polo and the south pole might just as well hnvo been married. A twist of nettles would have been moro appropriate than u garland of orange blossoms. The unutterable mistake was mndo to plense parents, or for tho acquisition of estate, or for heightening of social position, or from thorough thoughtlessness. I cnll the nt lentlou of such to thotnpld dbsolutlou of families, This thought, which Is n sndness to n .hnppy marital state, might Iki consolatory to thoso unequally yoked. A very short path Is the path of life. Tho rolling years will give quick emancipation. Kverybody, for discipline, must hnvo soma kind of trouble, .mil that is your trouble. Put lu u song now and then ro cheer your spirit. Muko the In-st of things. Find lu God that peace which 4i ono else can bestow. The days and mouths aud years nro crowding past, and tho last of tho procession, so far ns you nro concerned, will soon have gone by. Itenicmher thnt some of tho let men nnd women who ever lived havo had tho same lifetime of misfortune. They bom up under it nnd so can you. Tho expira tion of the life of one of you will, nfter n while, remove tho ntlllction. Let the ono thnt remains make no bytocritlcat mourn ing nt tho obsequies of the ono thnt goes, or Imitate those whom we have all no ticed, who fought like cats nml dogs nil their married state nnd then could not get organs to sound dirges doleful enough, or furnishing stores to prepare weeds black enough, or tombrtono cutters to chisel epitaphs eulogistic jnougli. It Is it mnttenof congratulation thnt the unhupplest conjugal relation will terml. unto. Tho crooked shall Iw mndo straight. In the ages of the world when peoplo lived flvo or six or eight or nlno hundred years such consolation for any kind of trouble would havo been lunpt. It would have brought no relief to some of thoso old patrl archstosay, "You will have only seven him dred years more of this." Hut life bus been abbreviated by the cutting off of century nfter century until wo can console people, whether their troublo Imj fliinnclnl or social or domestic, by saying It will uot Imi long iHjforo tlio crooked shall be mndo straight. (IOII WILL lin.lKVi: TDK StlllliOWFUL. Hut to thoso who were once hnpplly united on earth but aru now separated tho same thought comes in a good cheer. Not lougseparatedl Tradition snys thnt two bells were molded and sent from Spain for u distant laud tochlmo in n church tower. Hut while In a storm at sea one of these bells was wrecked, nnd only ono reached tho shore and was hung in tho church tower. And somo peoplo thought that when standing ou tho land they heard that bell ringing for worship or lu a wcddlim peabthey could at thowimo time henr front tho sea tbo IostbelI 'ringing us if lu re sponse. Somoof our friends und kindred Imve crossed tho stormy wn, and nro In tho tower of God on high. Hut wo nro still In tho tempet-t, nnd sometimes the surges bent over us, but our souls are still in nc- conl with thoso who nro gone, nnd they ring down to us and wo ring up to them, nnd there Is a sympathy between us that can never die. "Oh," say wiine one, "tho crook In my lot you hnvo not mentioned, nnd I sit clear outsldo of nil tho consolations you have of fered." Well, I will taku after you with gosjiel comfort and reach you before I close. Do you think your woumj is so deep the dlvluo Surgeon cannot treat it? Havo you n troublo Unit overmasters God? Is your annoynnco of such n nature Unit you must suppress It? Ah, thnt Is what Is killing you. Troublo must bo told, or It stings to deatlt tho ono who carries It. If there Is no man or woman that you can trust with tho secret you can trust God. Iilo away to him. Tell him nil about It. Iick your door and tell him aloud, and If you do not get relief you will Iw the llrst soul in the six thousand years of the world's existence, and tho only ono of the hundreds of millions of tho human race, who over called on God for help and did not get lf In all tho universe, hi all eternity there Is not an exception. Stop brooding nnd commence praying. I bless my God that whllo there uro so many crooked things in life there nro soiuo things so straight God himself could uot make them strnlghter. Dlvino help comes straight to thoso who will have It. Tlio angels of mercy tly straight when they undertake n rescue. Tho hour of your Itnnl deliverance marches straight out of thu eternities. And ns tho carpenter puts down his rule on u piece of timber, nnd with his nx hows nwny until tho lust ino quullty nnd Irregularity disappears, so when God in tho lust grent dny shall put down his unfailing nieusurlug rule beside thnt event which seemed the most twisted in our lives or lit tho world it will bo found out thnt tlio last discrepancy lias vanished, nnd tho last wrong hns been righted, and Jho last crooked thing has been mndu straight. Old Tlino "Circuit Illilers." It Is I m posslblo for the present generation of j reuchers tonppreclnto the tolls of their predecessors In the west und south. Tho labor of "riding a circuit" was incredibly great. Itonds wero mere bridlepaths through tho wilderness. There wero no bridges. When streams wero narrow aud shallow they were fonled; when deep nnd wide the lonely rider tied his clothes in n bundle on his head nnd forced his horse to nwl.it. Often there wns not even u semblance of a road, and the preacher found his vuy by tho compass, or, if ho had none, by tho course of tho sun by day a id the position of certain well known stars by night. If ho lost his course thoro was nothing for him to do but camp out all night. If he had tho means he built n fire to ficnro away tho wolves-, bears nnd even more feared panthers. If tho wild beasts weni not numerous ho slept, but if ho saw half u dor.cn pairs of glowing oyes in the clrclo of darkness round his lire he stayed nwuke, piled on more wood nnd now nnd then shouted end enst limning brands nt the "varmints" that came too close. Nor were tho discomforts of travel his ouly nnnoynnces. After u dny's severe rid ing ho would reach, long nfter nightfall, n irfttientent where Methodists wero in plenty. Tired utmost to death he enters the log cabin of u good brother, and would give all his worldly possessions for a chance to lay his head on his saddle and go to sleep at onco. nut not so. The preacher must be entertained. Tho old woman and tho girls began hurried culi nary operations. A boy is sent out of the cabin with whispered orders about "that red pullet." Five minutes Inter tlio preach er hears a chicken squall, aud knows lie must wait for supjior before he will bo al lowed to sleep. An hour passes nwny, relieved by the old man's inquiries about' Hrother So-and-ao mid Sister Such-u-oiie on the snme or an other circuit, und the weary preacher sits down to u supper of corn bread burned ou the outside, dough In the middle; fried chicken swimming in fat, nn.l rye coffee sweetened with miiplo sugur. Aud ho must eat, too, else his host nnd hostess may think him proud unit "stuck up," and "too good to eat common folks' victuals." St. louls Post-Dispatch. 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