CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, APRIL 10, tiSon
Roberts & Co,
212 North 1 1 th Street,
Undertakers and Embalmers.
Tolcplmii. OrtUc is Uesi.li'iie I U
Open Pat and Nig''1
E. T. ROBERTS, Manager.
Santa Fc Route
Atchison, Topeka ft Santa Fe R. R
The Popular Route to the Pacific
Coast.
Through Pullman and Tourist
Sleepers
Hclttccn Kansas Clt ami SAN l)IK(i(),
LOS ANHELKS", mill SAN KUAN
CISCO. Sliint Line Kates tt
PORTLAND. Oicgon
Double Dully Tmln Sri t Ice lletwcen
KnnsasCltviiniiPl'f.lll.O.COLOUADO
SPRINGS, mill DENVER. Slmit
Hue to SALT LAKE CI IY.
The Direct Texas Route
Solid TniliiK lletttcon Kansas City and
Galveston. Thi? Slioit Lino Hot w con
Kaunas City niut Gainesville, Kt
Worth, Dnlloi, Austin, Temple,
Snu Antonio, Houston, it ml
all Principal Point
hi Toxin
The Onlv Line Running Through the
OKLAHOMA COUNTRY. The
Only Direct Lino to the Texas
Pan-Handle. Kor Map ami
Time Table ami Informa
tion Regarding Rate
ami Routes Call on
or Address
S. M. OSGOOD, Gen'l Ag't
E. L. PALMER. Traveling Agent,
1308 Farnnm St.,
OMAHA, NEB.
'tvfife
Milwaukee
'SZHUl
Owns and operates ft,rno miles of thorniiKhly
equipped mud In Illinois. Wisconsin, Iiiwii,
Missouri, Minnesota ntul Dakota.
It It tlio Host Direct llouto Ih.'Iwh.'ii nil tha
Prluclpnl Points In tliu Northwest, Southwest
and Far West.
Kor mnps, tlmo IuIiIch, niton of passage, ami
freluht. etc.. imiily to nearest station intent ot
GllIUAUO, Mll.WAllKKK A HT. PAUL ItAII.
way, or toitny Kallroad Agent anywhere lu
tlioworltl.
It. MlLLKlt. A. V. II. OAltl'KNTKH.
QMinrul M'g'r. (lon'l Pass. AT'kt Ant.
K.TUOKElf. OKO. II. UKAKKOHl),
sst. Uon Mgr. Aut. O. P. A T. Agf.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Ml For Infornintlou In reference to 4mli
nul Town owned by the. Chicago, Milwau
kee k Ht. l'nul ltullwuy Coinpany.wrta to II.
G, IlAuaAMiItuilCommlwilouer.Mlllwniikeo
Wisconsin,
Grand Drawing
or thk
Loteria de la Beneflcencia Publlca !
OK TIIK
State of Zacatecas, Mexico.
A syndicate of capitalists liavo secured tho
concession lor opernthiit thU
LOTTEEY
nml will extend tu luminous throughout tliu
Unltol Htntos anil llrltltli Colutulilii.
Jlelow will la? found n lint of the prizes which
will Ik) drawn on
May 27, 1890,
AT ZACATECAS, MEXICO,
nud continue monthly thereafter.
CAPITAL
$150,000.00
rKiz,n, Mvvr
100,0(10 Tickets i,l MIO.OO. Unites,
ft.OO. Tenths, SI.IIO. American
Currency.
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V1.U1I It.VTKSl O Tickets for 4.MMI0.
SPECIAL RATES ARRAN0ED WITH AQENI8.
AGENTS WANTED !Swlr,?,r,?i
city In Unlteil Htittesiuid llrlllsb America.
The payment of PrUes Is KUarmitcetl hy 11
Roeclal UeiMstt of five liumlreil thousand dol-
lur (Iftxi.tsu), with tlio State Oovernmeiit,
mid appnived by Jesus ArechlKit, (loveruor
DrnwiiiKs under the ieronul supervision of
Lie. Horiiilnlo Arteagu, who Is appointed hy
tlio Oovernmeiit as Iiiturveutnr
"I CKUT1KV tlutt with the Htnto Treasurer
all ueccussitry Kiiiiriinteesureileposltetl assur
ing full payment of all pilrcsofiliUdratvttiir.
llKltttlNIo Autkaoa, Iiiterventor.
IMI'OUTANT.
lleinlttances must Ihi either by Now York
Drufl Kx press or Iteglstored letter. American
money. Oolloollnnscnn bo inado by Kxprcss
Companies or Hanks. Ticket sent direct to
iiuimiKciiieut will bo paid by drafts on New
York, Montreal, Ht. Paul, Chicago, Han Fran
cisco or City of Mexico. Kor further Infor
mation address,
JUAN PIi:i).I, MnmiKor,
Zucaterut, .Mexico.
A pari u Jo O.
SOCIAL AND PHIISOXAI,
The York chili linsisl Uh dinning season lu
11 liliin of glory " Uh "lie of llie nicest parties
of the .tear Special hit intinns had liu
Issued tn n number of the member of oilier
hili' who look mlt milage of thi'li ptlvHego.
Then 1 hero ttoio sotenil vMIois fioiu out of
town, making altogether one of the gutcst
of companies The oniiostia, with .Mini
lllollghht III llieplimo, won-lusplli'il toilo
llielr best, t lit Indies Mole their ficshcst
gowns with 11 l.olnlile plolusloll of llowcis,
Mr l' i'il Ihillelt liliiile 1111 nilmliiihlo liinstci
of leieinoiiles, the I'lcgmit golil-i'inlsM'il pio
ginins I'liil 11 pi ell v snutenlr i"inl udiltil to
llielii, elmi't lolliciliido wtissirtisl flout 11 big
punch howl h 11 onions! atleniliinl hi while,
lit the mlilille of the piogimil Ires mid 1 likes
wolcsoi ted nil tiiblos hv Mi'llM', tjiillliil col
oieil hiiIIi'Im, i'M'ImI whs (ti 11 hnppy
iikhhI for Hie occasion, mill the losiilt wasu
10 ill good lime Among the paltlcipuut
weie Mlfs (Hotel of Waterloo, Iowa, MUs
1,11a Week of Huntings. Mbs Inn Iluirhof
(I111111I Island, Miss Ellin Mclnl)to or lln-t-Ings.
Mi 1'. II. Ilnittu of I'oloiailo, Mr.
('Imksnti of IV 01 In, Mi, McYan of Oiiiaha,
Ml. TImiiiiiih W .('ox of Omaha, Misses Atciy,
Hlnfiiiil, Ciiru oily, He I'ue, (la) lord. Guild,
llallett, Motgau, Mii'ou, Tii'einau, White,
Wenti'i', I'oiunl, Scott, lecso, 1'ace, Klikcr,
hla ami llajilee llierttlilh, l.onu, Kllle anil
i:iln lliluillev, lovelt, (IllthllilKe, Hteeii,
Hot tie mill Alaiiil lluir, llatliaitny, Olive
Ijltta, llenton, WI'miii, (ItKtill. .Mi'HilN
Hale, llenton. Kint. Croiicer, linker,
limp, Com', TiiinIiiIc, IoIiiihiii, Will ('hull,
duo.. Clark, Klmhall, Hliaimon, Will I'hill
hm, .lolin Phillip.. Iliailley, diulil, llluforil,
Covert, llnlch, Wei'khacn, .1. HlKKei, W. C
Higher, MeCioikey, ,Io)ce, Lote, Appleton,
Slorrf, line Mian, Chan. Clalke, Mclloualil,
l'illilKllv, Mejer, Mel'iill, Mcott, I.oiikwi'11,
llallett, DorKiiu nml Amhun.
I' W. Ilmnptru, for 11 long time pimt one
of the I'ouiiikii'h fort'n, NitetliiKiiN city iill
lor of the Cd, Mr Dickey havltiK Koue hack
to Ohio, In net maitleil. Mr. Hampton lias
hail loin of iioHiMH'r exeilence otcr In
MlnMiiirl, Nit iiiitliUK, aggrenNlvo fello anil
with acipialulauce iiiiioiik iicwn hoiiiccn,
which he will pick upipilckly,oiiKht to make
11 taluahle man for the Cull.
Kti'Kmit eiiKrnveil Invllulloim have Ik'cii
IihiiisI liy Mr. ami MrM.CharleH D. Pitcher for
it company next Tueiwlay evening In honor or
Mr. nml Mrs, O. .lans.ni ('oilman of Omaha.
The gentlemen were coIIcku friends, anil
many Lincoln ieoplt will rtvallMrx. Col I man
as Mlits Ilmtio I'aililiM'k, daughter of Senator
I'adilock. The car NiiUiioumtiiliiiicltiK.
Miss Kllle Mclutyteof ilaatlugM, who came
to at tend the Yoik jmrty, wiim tliu gueitt of
Mrs. Alleuof 1101th Seventeenth Htreet. Mlns
(Hover of Wateiloo, Iowa, ImsUs'ii the guest
of Miss lltKiveriit the Lluilell.
M. Mclvliiiiiin went to Omaha Sunday ami
aettsl its xtll homer at the funeral of 1'hllllp
Warrnck, Into iisslntmit Kouoral frelljt iigvnt
or the Union I'aclllc
Kred Sinyscr, who was called to Mlnneotn
hy the IIIiiors of his mother, ivturmsl Monday
nml Is making his home with Frank llnrr.
dipt. 11. O. l'hllllps tvita hi Witshlngton
over Sunday ami went thence to Philadelphia
to attend a meeting of the liyal Legion.
Arthur C. StalTiinl of Cleveland, 11 nephew
or A. V. ilemer, has arrlvisl in Lincoln mid
will take it place with James O'Neill.
W. O, Hell has lieen appolutisl corresM)iuN
cut or tliu Omaha ViYjniMiVmi to hiiccoihI W,
Mm ton Smith.
MIsms Clara Cnrmody and Klllo Stwn re
tiuneil TiiuMluy from 11 visit with friends nt
Hastings.
John Murphy, hrother of Mrs. James Led
with, left Monday for his homo at Peoria.
K. It. Sf dler of Cohlinhus, Ohio, the guest
of (leo. lowiy, lert Sunday for home.
Mrs. K. II. Drown of Colorado has heen
visiting her mother, Mm. lllerwlth
John Kitwovlll returuiil Monday from 11
hunting trip to Kearney.
Mark II. Tlltou lelt Sunday for 11 trip to
O.mkiwli.
Mr. Oeorgo llrowit is visiting at Reil
Clouii.
Mr. K. K. IlooiH ha heen vlsltiui; hi Iowa.
Dr. Garten Stuulayed hi Itiownville.
I Other Social Now s on Page S.
PEN, PAPER AND INK.
J. W. Kosillck, artist ami author, contrib
utes to Out fii( for April it line article on Tho
Wheel niut Camera hi Normandy. Ah ho
spun over the white ronda of northwestern
Franco, reveling in the smooth, rapid motion
with all tho enthusiasm of 11 wheelman, bis
keen eyes caught ninny pIcturoNpio view
which hU fulthtul camurn as well as his skill
ful hand utndu Hrinuuent for tho future hen
ellt ami pleasure, of tho many readers ot Out
nil. Tlio Faster number of the New York ,((
is rendered eNiMX'Ially at 1 1 active by an un
commuuly beautiful covci printed in colore.
Tho central design is a pictiue of Kanter
morning 111 tho country, tho road to cluinli,
with a Uirilor of Faster lillles. This number
contains the llmt chapters of it now story by
Amelia K. llnrr, entitlvtl "Tho Household c.r
McNeil, which opi'iis well, and bids tnlr to
llvnl "Jim Vedder'11 Wife." to far the best.
known of Mrs. Uari'u roinaiices.
1110 jenni'hS'Jiiiier jiiigiiiino 101- apru is
tho largest and most complete number of this
well-known publication yet given to the pub
He. Tho system of dresi advocated by this
magazine is now in such constant demand,
that tho present issue of the magazine do
votes eleven pages to ilUcussion nud preeu
tatlon of most artlstlo stylesln gowns, tvras,
etc. Tho articles 011 physical cultuie, pub
lished monthly, glow constantly inoro In
strtictlte. TherenioaH.'iHoiitKHiuletliuctio
lu every number, invaluable for their practi
cal suggestions,
Tho April Muamiw 0 liiirri'ciu History
Is notable for the timeliness of its topics.
"Our South American Neighbors" has for its
text tho blight now book ot travels by Frank
Vincent, but tho nrticlo is in iioheiisocoutluctl
to the modern outlook; tho picturesque past is
brought Into view- with descriptions and Illus
trations, and glimpses nro given of tho ancient
Poiuviaiis anil other early peoplen with also
n ixissiiig view of tho latest enterprise, of Har
vard College in photographing tho southern
heavens, which has been initilu Kislb!u by
Mis. Henry Dnuwrof Now York. Tho sec
ond nrticlo ot tho number, "Tho Romance of
tho Mup ot tho Unlteil Sttttes," by H. 0 . Cut
ler of Chicago, loveals in a pleasant fashion
much that U now mid curiously entertaining.
J. II. Dotlds, tslitor of tho dally and weekly
Arlior Stute, of Wyniore, Noli, suy:
have seen the miiglo elTect of Cliumbeiialu's
Cough llemeily lu case of croup mid colds
among my griiuiLchildreii, Wo would not
think of going to Uil at night without n bot
tle ot this icmedy in tho house. Cliiimber
ln Ill's metllcino aro growing mote xpular
hero every day." Kor sale by A. L, Shruder
druggist.
7n
Diil jou ever we n lilcmry nstlckf A
Kirly-Klrl, I menu Tliet hate tlleil It within
the last year at the tin Ions wiildlliK. 11 huije
'i'ow'a cane helnn Hill 11 the piefelenie It
is ilccoiiitisl with rlhliiXis and Ihnters, nud
Mioiiuly niinesls theciiHik that Mmycairles
ill 11 ill eH hall when nhe Is acroiupaulisl hy 11
tuiriil laiiili. A wiiinan 1'iililes 11 stick with
ahout the Mime kiiico that mi elepliaut would
She iIih'Hi'i know whether he ouuht toswiiiK
It, whelhel kIik oiikIiI to lilt It fioin the
UMimiil, or whethi'l she i'IikIiI to luliig the
w hole woIkIiI of her hmh to Ih'iii upon It. If
fhe 'Ifts It oir the Kionrd, she feels the 10
spouslliilltv so nient that xlie looks like a
ill iim-uiiijor, mid ir sue iitteiupts )i iiwIiik It
eterylstdy within lite tnnls wants to not out
of her way, tin It Is likelt to llv out of hei
hands anil sltike some linloi tliliiitn poison
Just across Die fnee
IV Poller, thepost niarteratKhil Creek,
New , s-iys he has ihtmiiiiiI know lislu of set -el
ill casus of 1 lieiimalisin, In that Vlclultt,
that hate heen pci inuiioiiil) 1 imsl hy ( 'I111111
hei Iain's I'liln Mm lit 1. nflei other leiueilies
weie iim'iI without IhmioIII. He has sold It nt
his drug stole heie for llvcyoirs anil sajs lie
newt knew it to fail, that "any customer
whoouee iimsI Chauiherlaiu's I'aln IL1I111 will
hate tiothliiK else liii-teml " I'or rale l A I,
Sluailer, iIiiik'kI-I
Nollei'lo i:,i,ii' l.iiiinili.t I'litrims,
toe Wallace, who has hisai ill IvIiik ono of
our wiiKiitis and sertiiiK our patrons In dis
trict miiiHi of() stns I, lias lelt oiirscrvicoainl
accepted 11 Ksiiion with another laundry.
We. hi pe our nations will take notice mid
hear with ns while wenie Ineakliig In a new
mull ami send us a can I or telephone us at lf.
If the new man lulls to call at the proor
time mid their wants shall he piomptly ami
cmefully attend, il to.
Kvnns Laundry Co ,
:i'JT, !M, :kii. Nmtirittelftlist t.
'I'oelli Tieiili'il nml I'llleil,
Dr. It. C. Tiogilon, Dentltt. 'J-JS South lllh
sheet, oer Kllto Studio Telephone CEI. A
Milutliieiits made hy telephone.
L-tilieN, If you would enjoy life call on Miss
JolmMoii (MTiisloiially for 11 siuhikhi. They
meilellKlitful.
.Slioit-lliinil.
Canyon write It f If not you are Milml
the times. Ilinulieds of our ouii readers !
oiiKlit to learn. The LomilKU oilers you the
opiNirtunlly or 11 lire-time. Tlie lessons mo
rui nislicd hy one or the most skillful teacher
in America, mid the course which tt ogive for
M.00 (as explained 011 another pane) would
onllnnrlly lint .' at least, wliether glt-wi hy
mall or s'ixmally.
While down town sliopping la lies can step
11 at Miss Johnston's mid have their bungs
trimmed anil euilisl lu iho 1111111111"!, Nouo
hut oxK'rlenceil hnuiN emnloyeil. Pi Ice 1J.V
lie Vuiir Own l.undliiril.
Ouit paying rent and buy n house. J. H.
McMurtry will put up a homo for you Just ns
you want it mid take pay foritaiuo by month
ly Installments. This way you will soon have
n house or your own and although you pay
but little mom thaiiorillnaryront.youilo not
uilsdlt. Call and see McMurtiy. Ho has lit
toil up hundreds of people who today aro
pnierty holders ami who otherwise would
yet bo paying high lents.
lliirKiilns lu Nlioes.
Ilrlsooo, tliu shoo mm., ovcrylnxly knows
him, Is pivpnrlng to move to tho Kxposltlon
Ktoiu and until the removal ho will give ex
traordinary bargains Innll klndsof footwear.
Ills line Is not broken or small, but largo and
well selected. You should hoo his spring
goods. Tho ilainty and serviceable omit for
tlio fair ones, tvhllo for tho sterner sox ho
has everything btyllsh mid durable. Hrlseoo
Is alwayH a Uttlu clieitHr tlinn tho rest of
them, and imrtlcularly now his goods aro
clieiiier than ever. Call and see nt IJWll O
street.
Don't buy a refrigerator until you have
rooii tho Alaska Refrigerators at S. C. Klllott's.
They aro the bo tmade, consumo less Ice than
any other and reasonable in price. You esn't
alionl to keei liousu without an Alasku.
Tho reputation sustained In put vwirx for
tho excellenco of the Alnska ltefrlgemtor nro
siilllclont guarantis) to Intending purehasers.
Cull and nee tho now lino for INK) at S. C.
Klllott's.
Tho now lino of card eases Just received at
the CouniKll olllce are w 01 thy tho Inspection
of tho most fashionable callers. Tho lino em
braces genuine tw.il, oozo en If, Russia leather
and numerous others, including a uuiiis
lier of beautiful linpoited noveltkit. Wo have
lliem for lMtli ladles mid gentlemen
4 II. P KiiKhie for ShIii.
Ill gooil condition. Only used it short time.
Kor sale cheap. Apply at Couuikh office.
Instructions given and orders received hi
china mid oil painting, pastel mid witter col.
ors. Mhmlo Kramer, S.'!l J street.
Lowest Hates on Kitrtli.
Iy tho "Hiirllngtoii." Ticket may lie oh
tallied at Union ileKt or city olllco, cor. O
mid tilth st loots,
I'oitune's Kn-Mks M'ntteri'd Kverywhrro.
Dihs lilstcry reiient Itself In vnhif Jjjtno
I,l,m iloulit that The Lnilslnua State Lottery
I did, on TiioMlay. March Uth, diflde by tho
' ttMth Giaud Monthly Driitting, who shall got
fl,(ir,tK)0 in huiuh from f!tOO,(X)0 down. All
Information can bo had from M. A. Dauphin,
Now Orleans, Lu. Ticket No.S.lftJ drow tho
Kirst Cnpital-Prlza of U0,()()(li it tvu sold in
twentieths ut 1 each; two to C. C. Conroy,
2S Ashland street, Mnldeu, Mats., ono to Al
lien vt etss, uaiveston, lexas, one to Geo. M.
Green, Doston, Mass,; ono to Clint. II. John
son, 103 Sudbury street, llostou, Jlnss.; one
to Kniiiilo Pojqw, caro Clms. Poppe, Stockton,
Cal. , one to Joseph Goodman, care or N.
Snollenberg & Co., KUth and South streets,
Phllndelphla, Pa. , ono t J I. 8. Aiimn, .1,1113
llioiiisoii street Philadelphia, Pa, ; ono to W.
Condingloy, 3,0,11 Kalrhlllbtreet.liilladeliiiila,
Pit. i ono to If. Hudson & II. Knott", caret'.
I), Kenny, MX) south Guy street, Ilaltlmoie,
Mil,; one to Kinnkliii Hank, llaltiinore, Mil.;
onoto MlssChaiiotto Hedge, 113 Secoml street,
Ban Francisco, Cal ,ono to Miss Carrie Hell,
Willis, Texas, one to a deiositor Now Orleans
National Hank, Now Orleans, Li,, etc., etc.
Ticket No. 14,7111 drew tho Second Capital
Prize of f 100,000, sold in titeiitlethsiitfl each.
Oinu to llranch Hnk of Commerce, Omaha,
Neb,; ono to Savory's it Co's. Express, !I3
Court Square, llostou, Mass., one to Mei ch
ants and Planters Hank. Greenville. Miss.:
one to First NatloimCllaiik, Limn, Ohio; one
to Memphis City Hank, Memphis, Tenii.,0110
to G. Phllllpp, Kalamazoo, Mich. ; one to J.
C. Pritchnnl, Huliulo, N. Y ; ono to A. Noth
elc, lull Adams street, Jelfo son City, Mo.;
ono to Robert Gregg mnlJ.O. O. Edmonds,
llostou, Mass, ; etc. Ticket No. 111,133 drew
thoThliil Cnpltiil Prize f roO.UHI. Ticket
No, 3tI,:iVl drow the Kouith C.tpltal Prio of
$3.1,000. The next draw lug w HI take ilnco
Tuesday, May tilth, or which all inroriuiitlou
will lie furnished on npphontlonvto M. A
Dauphin, New Orleuin., Li.
SLIGHTLY GOSSIPY,
THiOE WAS A CHANGE.
Mow tho MiiJfst) of h lllr'rtnr AflVrtril 11
ItallriiHil Purler.
Ttionr thtisi geiitlemeu, Including among
then (I iltlector, well) tiaveling together oil
tho L1111I011 mid Northwestern line, when tho
train ilimv up at Wlgau station.
One of the piowi'tigcrs, Ignorant of the par
ticular locality, put his head out of tho win
dow, mid, seeing a porter wnwlng, silltclt
said:
"What station Is this, my gissj iiinnf"
"Wlgan, to li sure," repliisl the srter 111
a vert siirl.t toiin.
The illiii'tor, homing what pM-is. wn
111 11 fl 1 mmoyiHl, mid, tiiruliig to In- "inpmi
Ions, lomnrl.eil
" l'hls noi t of thing will iiovis do we must
hate iiioio cli llily on this Hue. Will ou,"
aildioHslug the gentleman who had not yet
ssiken, "klndlj put the wiuie question to the
uter when ho nimm this wot f"
Sisin the mail np'anil, ami the gentleman
Mild. "Porter, will JOU Is) giMsl eiiollgll to tell
me tin) iiamoof this station f"
'Wlgau, to Isi Miie," came the answer
with a frown and a siiiller tone than U'foio
"Now," said the dlriK'tor, "I will seak to
him and otl will mii the change lu his do
moanor "
Coum'Ioiis of his lniHiitaiice, mid or the
paralyzing elTis't his piosi'iico would have on
the lallway olllcial, he lisikisl out or the cm
rlago window and MiuisiHly nsked, "I'oi
tt'i', what place may this m!"
"Kind out, you old idiot!' came the an
swer that almost tisik his breath nwat Yan
kco lllade.
CliaiiKt'iililK tVi'Hlliei.
Maine Man (IhiNliIng a storji -Yes, sir I
killed that Is-ar with nothin'hut this lltth
Jaekktiife Guess jou never heil a tusslii ttltli
11 Is'iir, did nf
New Y01 1. Liar Oh, yes. I was out IMi
lug one day on Stateii Island, when a big
Is'iir iiiade a rush for me mid l.iiookisl the
hIo out of my hand, leaving me without
even that moans of ilofeiise Well, sir, I
giabbed that Is'iir, threw hliu down mid holi
him there until he frou to death
Maine Man (gasping) I might 'a ilom
that iiimiy a time myself, but the weather il
our wa don't change so quick as It iIih-sIioio
New Y01I. Wis'kly.
it 111 IMItur's iloke.
Physician My dear sir, you need slit'p
Tell me, do ton sleep well at night I
Patient Doctor, I llavo not had a nlglu'i
sleep for clot on years!
Physician Why, It's 11 wonder you are not
dead or insane' Dik-s It interfere with youi
husliicrsf
Patient No, doctor, not a bit.
"liiditslf What Is your s'ciip.itiou, may 1
ask V
"1 am 1111 editor of a morning piqier."
DiK'tor leaves lu disgust. Liwrence Ainei
lean
Orilliuir) Piissencers Hhwi To.
A ttotduy 011 Washington street:
Tho Conductor Stop tho enr nt tho rnsiu'
next time, Jack)
Tho Driver What do you want to stop it)
thocrossiii' fori
"'Cmiso my wife's go A' to get olT, an' sin
don't know how to swim.' Dos ton Times.
A Ilud Sign.
"Do I look unit fill"
"No, 1 can't say that you look ant worst
than usualf"
"Well, I didn't know, but our family mi
del taker met me tw leo today and shook hauih
with me each time. I was licgiiiniug to get
nlanmsi."--Philadelphia Times.
Why ll WHlteil.
Night Kdltor (roaring furiously through
ss.aklng t-ilie) It's !1 o'clock! Why don't
you go to press! What nro you waiting fori
Koreiuan (with equal fury) The dash blank
regular daily dispatch about tlio sale of the
Adam Korepaugli circus hasn't como yet I -Chicago
Times,
A Mistaken KoiiihIo.
At a recent crfnriuaiico hi u Now York
ojieru house, after the great football game, at
it number of students left their seats IxHwici
tho nets, a good lady was heard to observe
"Ain't it too had that those txxir fellows have
to go homo and go to studying!" Texas Sift
lugs.
As Ml(lit lln Kipt-cteU.
Dude DocUth, where do neuralgic palm
aw gei. orally attack ono!
Doctor They usually seek out some, wen's
spot In the system. Whero nro yours!
Dudo Mlno aw miiio are in my bwaiu
doctah. Chicago Times.
Causo for Thanks.
"I aw qulto fohgot myself fob n mo
ment this morning," began Willie Washing
ton, who was trying to bo conversational.
"Kor which," Interrupted Mis Uelle Pep
pertou, "u ought to bo very thankful."
Washington Post.
All the Coiuenlniies.
Tourist (in u coal mine, after pnsslii(
around cigars) Everything wonis to bo wot
and damp. Whero can I strike a match!
Minor Hoight hero, sor. Dinnls, lift th
rubber cloth olfen th' xwder keg 1 New
York WtH.'kly.
Wliut lie IImiI Killed.
A French gentleman, after a grouse drive
in Scotland, being nsked by his host what h(
had killed, replied: "Of zo grouso none zey
are too dllllcult; but of zo vlld sheep I hav
hovon over zo hill I" Exchange.
Is Ilium, Wlirre tb Heart Is?
"You ilua't luvo mo any more, John. Th
idea or getting homo at this time of night."
"Why, my dear, It's a great ileal earllet
than I iMcd to got homo while I was courting
you." Now York Sun
Tluiiiuhtriil fur Ilia Yours.
I
Old Mr Nelghlmrly Why don't you hitch
him to tho post, sonny!
Sammy Father did, but I was afraid he
might break it and got away. Life.
A I.oiic Ilouil to Trini'l,
First Citlen Strawlierrles in tho mnrkot,
I notiui.
Second Ditto Yes, mid it's a long wny
from my mouth to market. Washington
Post.
Very Decided.
Callowby Mis Pert U a decided blonde,
isn't she I
Kink Yes, too decided. You ought to
have hoard her reject me. Lawrence American.
"v." --" - -"s JL
At the Front
For the Spring of 1890,
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No wearing out of Carpets by turning around,
by the use of the Old Reliable
IF5 iez O IE ZLST x ik: bed.
REMARKABLY LOW PRICES
On Our Entire Line of Spring
i FURNITURE i
Call and Get Prices Before Buying.
SHRLTON & SMITH,
-3-1 -23s South Eleventh St. Lincoln, Neb.
Lincoln Savings Bank and Safe Deposit Go.
CAPITAL, $250,000. LIABILITY OF STOCKHOLDERS, $600,000.
Interest paid on deposits nt any rate on T, per cent per annum for all full cnlmidiir months
Hafes to rent In burglar proof and tiro proof vaults, at annual rental of to and upward.
Money to loan on real estate ami collateral. YOUH 8A VINOH ACCOUNT SOLICITED.
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President
BETTS &
MENDOTA COL'RADO OHIO BL'K CAN'N CITY
WOOD AND BEST ANTH'CITE
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SURGEON DENTIST,
A Ml ?m of Teeth on Rubber for $5.00.
Teeth Extracted without Pain by a NEW PHOCESS
and without the use of Chloroform, Ether or Gas.
All Fillings at the Lowest Rates.
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303.
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