CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, KKBRUARY 8, 1890. Br- i r DR. TAUIAGE'S TItfl HE SUMS UP WHAT HE HAS SEEN IN THE HOLY LAND. Tim .tourney In l'nlctlna and Hjrla nnd mi Watnrn Surrounded with lllbllral Asso ciation. DlnciiniforU ol ths Trip Roiuly fur lilt l.lfo or Christ. Constantinoi'Lic, Jnnunry, 18U0. On leav ing Amei lev I nddR-ssod somo wonU of f nrc well to my sormoulo renders, nnd now, on my way I101110, I wrlto this letter of salutation which will probably rvnch you about tho Monday tlmt will nnd mo on the Atlnntlo ocean, from which I cannot roach yon with tlio usual sermon. I havo completed tlio Journey of Inspection for which I catno. Others maywilto a llfo of Christ without seeing tlio Holy Land. I did not fed compe tent for such n work until I had won with my own oyes tho sacred places, and so I left homo and church and natlvo country for a most arduous undertaking. I havo visited all tho scenery connected with our Ird's history. Tho wholo journoy has liocn to mo a surprise, nu nmazoment, n grand rupturo or 11 deep solumnlty, I havo already sent to America my Holy Land observation for my Llfo of Christ, and thoy were written on horseback, on muleback, on cnmelhack, on ship's deck, by dim caudlu in tent, In mud hovel of Arab village amid tho ruin of old cities, 011 Mount of Beatitudes, on beach of Gcuesnroth, but It will tako twenty years of sermons to tell what I havo been uud felt on this Journoy through Palestine and Syria. All tilings ha vu combined to make our tour instructive and advantageous. Tho Atlantic, and Mediterranean, and Adriatic, mid .Ego an, nnd Dardanelles, and Marmora sous havo treated us woll. BIuco wo loft New York wo havo had but a half day and one night of storm, and that while crossing Mount Her moil. Hut lot only thoso in robust health at tempt to go tho length of Palestine mid Syria on horseback. I do not think it is because of tho uuhoalth of tho cllmuto In tho Holy Land that bo many havo sickened and died hero or nfterward ns a result of visiting theso lauds, but bocauso of tlio fatigues of travel. Tho nuinlier of miles gives no indi cation of the exhaustions of tlio wny. A hundred and Ufty miles in Palestine and Syria on horseback demand as much physical strength as four hundred miles on horseback in regions of oasy Journoy. Bocauso of tho near two mouths of bright sunlight by day and bright moonlight or starlight by night, tho half day of storm was to us tho mora memorable It was about noon of Dec IS that tho tempest struck us and drenched tho mountains. Ono of tho horses falls and wo halt amid a blinding rain. It is freezing cold Fingers and foot liko lco. Two hours nnd three-quarters before encampment. Wo rldo on in silence, longing; for tho terminus of to day's pilgrimage. It is, through tho awful in cloinoncy of tho weather, tho only dangerous day of tho Journoy. Slip and slide and stumblo and climb and descend wo must, sometimes on tho horso nnd somotimes off, until at last we intt in tho hovel of n village, and instead of entering camp for tho night wo are glud to And this retreat from tho storm. It is a house of ono story, built out of mud. My room is covered with a roof of goats' hair. A feeble (Ire mid-Iloor, but no chimney. It is tho best house of tho village Arabs, young and old, stand around in won derment ns to why wocomo. Thero is no w in dow In tho room, but two little opo-.iiugs, ono over tho door, tho other in tho wall, through which latter opening I occasionally find an Arnb faco thrust to soo how I am pro gressing. But tho door is open, so I havo some light. This is an afternoon and night never to bo forgotten for its exposures and acquaintance with tho hardships of what an Arab considers luxurious apartment. I sat that night by a flro tho smoke of which (hid ing no appropriate place of oxit took lodg ment In my nostrils mid oyes. For tho first time In my llfo I realized that chlmnoys wero a luxury, but not n necessity Tho only adornments in this room wero representa tions of two trco branches in tho mud of the wall, a circlo supposed to mean a star, a bottlo hung from tho ceiling, and about twelvo indentations in tho wall to bo used as mantels for nnythlng that may bo placed thero. Thlsstorm was not a surprise Through pessimistic prophets wo had oxioctcd that at this season wo should havo rain and snow and hail throughout our Journoy. For tho most part It has been suushino and tonlo atmos phere, uud not a moment has our Journoy been hindered. Oratitudo to Qod Is with us tho dominant emotion. Having visited tho scenery connected with Christ's life, I was glad to close my Journey by pushing through tho apostolic lauds nnd seas. You can hardly Imagine our feelings as wo cumo in sight of Damascus, and on tho very road where Saul was unhorsed at tho flash of tho supernal light. Wo did not want, liko him, to bo (lung to tho earth, but wo did hopo for somegreat spiritual blessing, brighter than any noonday sun, and a uow prepara tion for usofuluess. Our long horccback rldo was ended, for a carrlago met us some miles out and took us to tho city. Thoimpicsslon ono receives as ho rides along tho walled gar dousof tho place uru different from thoso pro duced by any other city. But wo cannot do scribo our foollngs as wo entered tlio cltj about which wo havo heard and read so much, tho oldest city under tho sun, and founded by tho grandson of Noah; nor our emotions as wo pass through tho street called Straight, along which good Ananias wont to meet Saul; and by tho sito of tho palaco of Nuaiuan, tho lepor, and saw tho river Abulia, as yosterdny wo saw Pharpar, tho rivers of Damascus that Naaman preferred to wash in rather than tho Jordan. Strange and uulimo Damascus! It is worth while to cross tho At lantic and Kuropo to seo it. Though it has boon tho place of battle nnd mnssncio, and of ancient allluenco and splendor as well us it is of present prosperity, to mo its chief attrac tion arises from tho fact that here tho scales foil from I'uul'ri oyes, nnd that chief of apos tles hero began that mission which will not end until heaven is peopled with ransomed spirits. So nlso I saw day beforo yesterday Patmos, w hero John heard tho trumpots and tlio waves of tho sea dashed to his feet, re minding him of tho songs of heaven, "liko tho votco of iiitiny w uters." But this letter can only give u hint of the things wo mean to tell you about when wo gut home, w hero wo expect to bo beforo this mouth Is ended I baptized by Immersion In tlio Jordan an Auieiicau whom we met, and who dciied tho solemn ordinance luhn Ills tcred to l.lm in tho Bacrod waters I lolled down fiom Mount Calvary or "place of a skull" a stone for thocuriicr stone of oui now Brooklyn Tabernacle Wo bathed hi tho "Dead Sea" nnd In "Qldoou't Fountain," wheio his tin t-o bundled men lapped tho water from their hands us they passed through, and we sailed on Luke Galileo ami stood on Mount Zln, mil Mount Monuli, nnd Mount llei inon, and I saw the place wheio tho hlieplieuls huild tho Clulotiuus aiitliem the night Christ was hoi u. mid have been lit Nazal eth, and Cupcriiiiuni, uud mt by "Jucob's Will," nnd saw 'lVI-el-Koblr of modern buttle, and Meglddo of am Kilt bat tle, iiml wheio tho Isruelltn closed tho des eit, and slept at Botlicl wheio one ladder wns let down into Jacob's tlrc-mi:, but tho night I slept tliero tho heavens were full of ladders, first n ladder of clouds, then a ladder of stars, nnd nil up nnd down tho henvt-us wero tho nngel.i of beaut v , nngol of consolation, angels of God ascending nnd doM-endlng, mid I was on nearly nil tho Ileitis of Hcrodlc, nud Solomonic, nnd Davldtc, nnd Mosaic, mid Abrahamia history, I took Homo nnd Naples and Athens, and Aloxau drii and Calraon tho way out, and tako tho Greek Archipelago, and Constantinople, and Vienna on tho wny tinck. What more can God In his goodness grant mo In tho wny of natural sccucrv, uud classic association, nnd spiritual oj irirtuultyf Ah yes I 1 can think of something gladder than Hint ho ran grant inc. Bale 1 eturn to tho KopIo of my WOovcd Hock, the Held of my work, and the laud where in fathers died, and In the dust of whoso valleys I pray God I may bo hurled. T. Dk Witt Taiaiahk. llin HporUmnn'ii I'lorldii. In Florida tho material changes of tho past ten or fifteen onr havo bvem on n scale pos sible only In what was practically n frontier stnto. Tho jmst twenty years havo irtually w ltnehsed tho settlement of Florida anew by n H)pulatiou drawn thither from other states. Tho Inrush of now citizens, tho building of new towns nnd cities, the multiplying nnd extension of railroads, tho conversion of vast wilderness tracts from plnu nnd hummock lauds into oronge groves and forms nil tlilr has greatly changed tho faco of tho country; nnd tho state has ceased to bo In many ro spects the great shooting resort It once was. Now hero is this more leadlly observed than on Homo of the lines of river travel. Tho great abundance nnd mvesxlbllltv of feath ered gamo encountered on tho wnterwnvs ouco made it pomlblo for tho cads nnd cook noys not in nny remotest sense sK)rlsimm who shot from tho moving crnf t, to slaughter foolishly, wantonly nnd wnstefillly thousands of birds of plume. As time went by nnd tho fusillade was kept up, the birds wero destroyed or senrod nway until tho river banks locamo practically bar ren of game. Then as tho now railroads fortunately diverted tho tldo of travel nway from tho rivers, nnd the haunts of the birds wero left unmolested, thoy multiplied, mid havo In many districts Ihvouio abundant. Tho timo has gone by w lieu a majoi ity of Florida tourists nro equipped with lltc-inus; but those who nro seeking legitimate sport with gamo birds aro still to bo found in hosts; and tho tangible rownrds of one's out ing aro generous. Florida is today mora than over tho winter homo of tho sportsman. Forest and Stream. I.tlio Ills (Irnndiullicr. Many )ersous who never heard tho word heredity havo a very Just and vivid idea of tho truth which that word was invented to convey. Thoy know perfectly well Hint physical and intellectual traits aro liandod down from father to son, and from sou to grandson. Congressman Allen, of Mississippi, was lately telling stories at a Washington hotel, according to n reporter for Tho Now York Star. "I had Just returned from making u ixilltl cal speech," ho said, "when I was mot at the door by nu old 'Aunty' Allison, an ngod negro woman who nursed mo in childhood. With her big, black, good natural face all wreathed in smiles, sho said, 'Bless ma soul, Muss'i John, but how yo' don' remln' mo o' yo' deuli olo grnn'fa'rl Yo' walk liko him, talk like him, act liko him, nil' am Jos' liko him in poll utes, too.' " 'Why, aunty. I nover know that my grandfather had boon active In -mlltlcs,' said I. " 'Oh, 'deed an' 'deed ho wall, Mass'r John Ho wall Jest liko yo'self in that pa'ticlah.' " 'In what way, nuntyj' ' 'Oh, ho wall all do timo a-holdiu' oillco.' " 'What ofllco did grandfather hold, uun tyl' " 'Jcs' do samo as yo' candidate.'" ltull;lou LllxTty In Husslu. Tho arbitrary measures uow being adopted by tho Husslau government for tho complete Hus&iaulznttou of tho German demouts in tho Baltic provinces nro nrnusiug a very strong feeling among tho Ilusso-Oermans. The most exasperating of theso measures Is perhaps tho attempt at wholesale proselytlsm now be ing made among tho Lutherans by tho mis sionary agents of tho holy synod. Tho Baltic Lutherans resent theso prosolytlzlng missions aa more unjust and cocrclvo than any similar measures ever adopted against tho Catholics in Poland. Tho government has uiado tho discovery that a very unusual number of meetings of tho Hoiuuu Cat hollo clergy have lately taken place In tho Polish provinces on the pi etext of celebrating certain saints' days, which number something llku "') 11 year. A keen watch is kept 011 tho Human Catholic clerg , whoso luilueuco beyond tho palo of their church It is sought to restrict in every possi bio way, uud, therefore, tho minister of the Interior has issued orders that no religious ceremonies in Poland, accompanied by meet ings of tho Homan Catholic clergy, shall tuko place without tho express authorization of tho local authorities, nud tho piosouco at such meetings of a Hussion olllcial. Odessa Cor. London Standard. Tlio Gortu of Yellow fetor. Dr. Qeorgo M. Sternberg, surgeon in the United States army, recently leturued from a six months' stay in Cuba, w hero ho hat been continuing his researches with rcforonco to ellow fover. Ho brought w ith him specl-111611-1 of microbes, with which ho will con tinue his Investigations during tho winter lit tho Johns Hopkins university. At tho uud of this timo ho hopes to present a general icjiort of his investigations to President Harrison. "My researches," says Dr. Sternlxirg, "havo not led to a positive demonstration of tlio specific cause of tho disease; but I havo Iso latod a considerable number of pathogenic bacilli, disease producing germs, from tho in testines of ellow fover cases, and have strong hopes that 0110 or more of these may pro 0 to bo tho specilla germ. I havo con firmed my previous conclusions us to tlio ab sence of a previous micro-organism In tho blood and tissues of tho patients, and havo failed to find in nny of my cases tlio germ which Dr. Frero, of Brazil, has claimod to bo tho causo of tho disease. For this reason I havo given my nttentiou to tho bacilli of tho alimentary canal." Exchange I'Uli Cliiirms. Fish charms havo lievu met with among many uutions. Tlio Hah called tho bullhead is used by sumo of tho Hussiau masuuts of a charm iigainst lever. Many Muds of fih have tno hnid bones Just within tho sides of tho heud, and one sjiceies, tho mlagio, lias these hones lui gcr (11 pio-oi-tlim than most others. Theso two Isines, called collo stones, iio legarded to poswws medicinal lrtues. riioy weio iiiouiitml in gold uud hung round tho neck Tioj Times. t A family in IIeurycounty, Ga,, consists of three mot hois, thieowms, two grandmothers, '.hi 00 grandsons, one gieat-gruiidiiiother, 0110 aughtn-iu-law, one husband, ono ginud (uughtt r-ln-law, two brothers, onodaughter, two gioa'- 'laudsons, ono wlfo, two widows, ono giiiudmothor-tiidaw and thero aro only six In tho family, STATKSMKN IXSOCIKTY. PUBLIC MEN MUST Ct IOOSE BETWEEN PLEASURE AND SUCCESS Wnltt-r Wrllniini Situ Don 11 ItiHini and similes Model) Willi" llitMM' lteeeillou A III tlio Knit n Ni-mi lit 11 llrlitlit Con Kri'iisii 1111 Di'MTlttc III i:prlriire, (Ss'l.il l)rrtioiideiieo WAHilisnTON.Kob. (V Public nu'it coin pi tin most bitter!.. ' i it society makes km 'i lurgu iluiiiiiuils t',iii tliuir timo that tb y cannot iiopul ol llnotigh their wnrk, At tin last nllo IIiiiiro rtrcp I. ii I wit down in tlio Kist U oin, taking pos iorhIuh of n siuhuli'tl coiner, anil wntclicd the fiiuunis men unil bcimtlfiil woinon wli()veM'iromoii!ulliig tlmt noble npaitmt'iit, rollectln upon their dully lives, their n b eedentH, tliclr llfo sting glt'H and dnilv t iiitine. Oiihiu'Ii nil occa sion a tills it is always ohvlotci that the woman In serene unil content anil self jvosHcsHod, while the inun it is w In m'cniH pressed for time, who It nersotit about Ids appearance and IiIh inaiineirt. AHKoilluckotildliaoitl wat joined in this nook of observation by tlio man, of all otlierH, whom 1 wanted to wo joimgaiHl liandsome CongieMHinan Dol ller, of Iowa. Dollher I wanted to hoc liccaiiRO I knew lilm as an eloquent and thoughtful man, a wit anil philosopher, original and courageous in Ills tliotiKlita and e.piissioiiH,auii the more interesting tiecnuttu nil tills K'tectnculur airahlllty and tlicssy show of cordiality was new and st range to lilm. In short, I wanted to know wliat a man of brains and nonce, ficsh from the people and fiomiiform of Hocletv much simpler than tills, would think of'it all. "Dolllver," iuiIiI I, at liu Hat down bo side me, "tell mo Imw this scene im presses you." "First." lie leplied. "let me tell you of my cxpet ieiice here to-uLdit. It was my (lrst taste of olllcial loeietv an seen at a public luveu in tho executive mansion. I did not know what to do when I catno hero, nud ho I thought it bust nlmply to follow tlio ctowd. It took me forty min utes to get from tlio front door to tlio coat room, and thero a colored man grabbed my hat and coat, while I was willing to wager something handsome that I sliould never get them back again. Ten minutes later and tho stream of peo ple hud carried mo with them to tho re ception room. I wrh a little dazed by what oceui red there, nnd 1 have been a little dazed over since. I romemlier hearing my name mmg out by Homo one, 'Mr. Dollivcrl' A man whom I toolc for the president grabbed my hand and pumped my right arm up and down a couple of tinu-H. Then I was Hlioved along to Mrs. Harrison, I think it was. My arm wan pumped again, nnd as another cog was turned by tho machine I heard myself greeted by tho second lady as 'Mr. Gulliver.' Again tlio pump motion was applied, tho machine took up another cog, and I was introduced to the next lady as 'Mr. Mellvillo.' More pump liko movement ot the right arm, and with tho lights daz.ling my oyes, and my brain a little disordered by visiotiHof beautiful women anil gorgeoim dresses, I was passed along to still another. Hero I recovered my self htilliciently to endeavor to regain posseRsioii of my proper uamo, but when, live seconds later, the machine moved again I found the pump action just liko its predecessors and a large, handsome woman with a French accent calling mo 'Mr. Gollyboy.' Then I gave it up, and resigned myself to nn thing that might happen in the wny of impiomptu nomenclature. More pump handle movements, mora parodies on the uamo that I had come honestly by, nnd dually I reached tho end of the line and as 'Gen. Zolllcoirer' made my escape into the Ivist Room. Let mo sit down and cateh my breath." "And you like it?" "Well, it is a wondeiful spectacle, anil I am fond of tho spectacular. All the glimpses I havo hud of the society of Washington Interest me, particularly the flue dinners. It seems to me that the dinner is tho most rational and enduring form of social activity heio. I never fail to accept an invitation to dinner, But what strikes me most forcibly is tho demands this social business makes on otio's time. How somo of the sena tors and members manage to get through their work and givo so much time to so cial matters is more than I can under stand. Of course I am willing to con cede that this society is ery fascinating. I must confess that it lias taken hold of mo in a way which 1 had not dreamed of. I cnino down here, as I am told many a oung congressman had conic beforo me, full of ambition and clothed in good resolutions. I was not going tc daily with the glittering tempter, soci ety. Mydnvswoio to bo spent in lw work of tho house of representatives and in the service of my constituents, while my oveningi. wero to bo devoted to lettci writing and to study. Now as a mattei of fact I have been out to a dinner or a reception every night for a week. I hae almost lived in a dress coat." "And vou find youiadf much pressed for time?" "All tlio while. Itisfaomething now in my experience. In tho country town in w hicli I li ed w o did not know w hat it was to bo hmried. Wo aioso at a reasonable hour in the iiioiniug, had leisiue to lead two or thico newspapers liefoio bieak fast, walked down to tho olilce, btopping to cliat with friends on the way, had an hour in two for a middii dinner, took a nap tlaieafter if so inclined, and in this hixuriiius manner sp.nt the day and the evening. Hut this is a different soil of life. Tu'vo my e.p neneoof today as a sample of every da's e.peiience, not only of mine but of eery congi cabman's uud senator's. I bieukfnsted at 8. at I) was in a bited cal) going to the govern ment punting oillco to get n job for an ol I luiibtitmnt of mine, from there to tin- pension oillco to look up u case for a woithy woman of my district, then to th postolllco depaitinent to seo about a postolllco appointment, to tho tienaury, to the war department and flnnllr to tho Caui(ol. All dav there 1 wrote letuiM oi my constituents t o'clock the house mljouriii'd, iu- I It. an engu-iinu'iit to (lino at 0 bun miles fiom the ( apltol. A uipld drive, u light ning change fioiii business to diesi suit, another Inn ilod drive, mid 1 win at my host's, ten minutes late, ilespue all m I'xeitioiiM. At 0 o'clock I had mi engage ment with my friend and colleague, ludgo Heed, tocomit to the piesideul's iiH-eptloti, ami hero 1 am, all of whkh 1 cull piettv lively work for a plain vouug cougicssiii.nl who hud llrmlj icmiIvi-iI not to be led astnty by tho seductions of Washington society." Mi. Dolllver did not know I was going to use him as a holt Iblo example of the muutiei in vv hicli the society of the capl t il desltovsgood lesolullous and leisuie htiess. uud he limy not thank me foi so doing, but b.'lng u voung ami handsome iiieheloi, naturally lulling an easy lo lini to the wiles of the world of fashion, I wanted tocoutiast him with aceitaiu senator whose case was soon called to m notice by the appearance in the Ivist Room of his beautiful wife. Mis. Davis, wife ol (he senatoi from Minnesota, Is ono of the Mipular women of Washing ton, and goes much In society, hut bei husband is i aiel.v seen with lien Ileisiuu of tho few public men who have lought against the tempter uud compicm!. al though the odds wero not on his side, ie enfoiced, as the opposition was, b) the pleadings of Mrs. Davis. A friend ol mine was telling me of n call he made at Senator Davis' house ono night, In the hall he met Mis. Davis just going to hci carriage. Tho senator was found upstairs In hit libratv, sitttug In his shlit sleeves, o cigar between his lips, his feet pel ched upon a chair, the wholea pictuie of plain, placid comfort. It was obvious that there hud been a domestic discussion about the social duties of a m'nulor of the United Slates, can led on in executive session, and with tho senator emerging as victor. Mv Oii-nil, who had suiiulsed all this, and who is very artful, asked tho senatoi if he were going out "Not much," said Mr. Davis, pulling vigorously at his cigar and pushing tin box over to his caller. "Not much The fact is, this society business is the great est nuisance of the day. A dress coal I illuminate. Inm thiukingof intioduciiig a bill to have all swallow tails abolished. If 1 had known that a man had to wear one of those infernal things three or fotu times a week in Washington, I'm hanged IT I would have come to the senate." About the I lrst thing u public man has to decide on coming to congress or other olllcial station in tho capital is this one of society. Shall ho go out and givo up all his cherished plans of work and study, all his ambition to be u great and useful statesman, or remain at homo nud miss the pleasures of dinners and leceptious: It is a more tu-rious question than ihe reader who knows not the situation would bo III. elv to judge it. Once started in the Hoeial vvhiil it Is not so easy to step In fact. It is almost impossible, and the llrst thing the victim knows ho will Uud himself so pressed for time that ho can not even read the morning newspapers, uiid as foi wilting speeches or giving careful study to any of the gie.it ipies- liousor the times, that is not to lie thought of. I was talking about this to a veteran newspaper correspondent, one who has Ihh-ii hero twenty years and kept his eyes and cars open to good advantage, and he lays down the rule that tho men who eschew society nre tho men who make successes in public life. Social pleasures, oven moderately indulged, sap the ener gies and undermine the ambition with bin prising lapidity. As Secretary Win dom walked tin ougii the i'l'isl Room my fiieud pointed to him uud said: "There goes ono of the most evenly balanced, ono of the most capable of our public men. He has a phenomenal ca pacity for work. Hvery'duy the secre tary Is at the treasury department till 5 or (I o'clock; hisdiimer is not finished till 8; four or ilvo times a week he Is out to receptions, and yet he comes into his oillco next morning thoroughly up with all the news of the day and with a score of important matters all leady to go into tho hands of his subordinates. How he could do that was a mystery to mo till one night last week, when I chanced tt pass his house on Massachusetts avemii alioiit 2 o'clock in tlio morning. Then was a bright light in his library, and then I know how ho kept up with his work. Ho burns tho caudle at lioth ends. A little further down thoaventioaiiothei librarv was brilliantly illuminated, not withstanding tho lateness of the hour, nnd thiough an open blind I saw the little chief justico of tlio United States bending over his desk. That explained now he was able to devote so much time to 6ociety, of which ho is very fond, and at the same time to keep up with the cnounoim amount of work which his po sition throws upon him. And thus, 1 dare s-v , you'll dud it all over the citv of Washington. "To tlia man of airairsand success ant, conscientious effort to do his vv hole dutj there is but ono way lo make up for the time lostin bocietj'sgay whirl, and thai is bv consumption of the miduight oil This does for a season or two, but the man w ho settles dow u to it as a re-gulai thing will fail sooner or later. This re cepiion is given in honor of the supreme couit and cougieas. It is theonesoci.il event of tho year which senators and repivs. ntatives are in ilutj bound to at tend, vet not one-half of tho leading men ol t luxe bodies at e heie. Many that an hoie will not go out again this season The need their evenings in their libra ries or dens" for the ptuposo of writing lett.is. lending bills, stud.v ing public iiu ctiuus or conferences with fi lends 'mil colleagues. Thy havo made the.r i hoico letvvecn pleasuie and success in lavoi of tho latter." Wai.ttii Wi:li.m.vn. All IllipcillMlll I'onltliili. I'aier Dr vour tears, mj girl. Voting I i libo; can't bo my son-in-law until 1 b..ve coi.utituicd myself chaiimaii of a domestic vv a s and means committee. t,laia--Why, papa? I'.iter llecuubo 1 intend to look into tho oitng man's ways, and find out what ho means, boforo I consent. Pittsburg UuUaiiu 'llin l'rnir Vi) In tlo About It. Mlw Utitryiip Ah' Uooigo, ynu cannot till idint tiouhlo n girl bus who Is receiving tlionttentl 'in of a gentleman. Ml lIoMnir Tumbles, Can let Of what iiutuiv, prav t A is II. Well, imo's little brothers are ill wiivn making fun of one, and one's relatives mo nlu nvs saying, "When Is It toromnnffi" .is If mnrrlngii weio u pi Ire light. Hut that Is not the worst. Them's the IliipiUltlveneM of olio's pircuts. They want to know every thing. Tin ro's m, now ; lii) Is constantly nsk lug such nuosl lon us, "t'nirln, what mo Mr. Ilotdolf's Intentions Whatdnes ho call nou .veil Miicgiilmly fur, and stay so lata when hit does call '' And ho sometimes looks so mnd vvlfui lie nsks these questions tlmt 1 actually tumble. Mr II. And what iiunvver do you make to his quest loi I'jirrle, disannul Mb 11. I can't iniikii any answer nt nil', for, oii sw, you haven't said anything to mo ami and of course 1 I Then Mr HoldolT vvliUHnsl something In I'uri In's ear and next (lino her father ques tions her sin1 will I mi ready w Ith n satisfactory reply Bodoii Courier. An tlnliili Ad v untune "If I get out or this, Bridget, but I'll miikn you Jumpl" "Faith tin' 1 know that Mine; so I'll JuM. sit hero till you change our niolnd, that's nil." And sho does,) Life, llinlerxliiuil llin I'liuill). Monsieur wauled the pictuie hung to tho right; mailame wanted iton the loft. But monsieur IiikIMisI that tho servant should hang the picture according to his orders. ('(lUM-quoiill, Jntoph stuck n null in tho vvnll on tho i Ight, lull tills doiib ho nlso went nnd stuck another hi on tho left. "What Is that second mill fori'' his master inquhed in ioloiilslinient, "It's to save mo tho trouble of fetching tin) ladder to-morrow when monsieur will havo eomo louud to the views of niudauio." Lon don l'imcli, A Cliiitirn fur a Hooop, Man (awaking at night mid finding a mil der hi tho room) Holloa, what aro 0U doing in lieiel llohlxr 1 am a burglar nud If you don't keep erfectly quiet I'll hurt you. "Burglar, eh I What's your numul" "Sum Jackson, Why do you want t kuowl" (pulling oou n drawer). "Oh, as n matter of business. I mil a re porter and I want to write up tho perform ance First opportunity I'vo had for n scoop In ulxmtslx months." . rkuuuw- Traveler. Kriiiiiimy. First Boor Young Man-1 noticed you p-issisl Young Onlddust without returning Ids Imiw Bocond Poor Young Man Yes, I always cut lilm. Flirt Poor Young Man Great bwoII, isn't lie'" Second Poor Young Man Yes, nnd It's tho cheiqiest way I know of cutting n swoll. Ameiicn, Sanitary Item. Ill some (tarts of Texas tlioxsplo live to bo very old. An old man of (K), living quite a distance from the nearest town, requiring some family giocci ii-s, sent his sou, a man of 7(J odd years of ago. When tho sou fulled to show up with tho provisions on timo his father reproached himself by saying: "That's what comes from sending a kid " Texas Hlftlngs. A Mutual AIIik limmit. Maliel (looking out tlio wludownt a maimed cur) Oh, how diemlfiil; who could havo cut otr that toor dog's tall I Phllosphlcal Charlie Oh. tho dog don't mind it; he's ui-ed to it b this time, MiiIk'1 I don't know alMiut that; lieforo ho lost It ho must have Ikhjii strongly attached to It. Philadelphia Press. .Iim-nllt! Itepeiitanre. "Johnny, you havo locn a bad boy today " "Yes'm." "At o you sorry f" "Yos'm." "Why nro you sorry f "Cos I know that tho chances nro nbout seventeen to two that I'm goln' to got licked " Merchant Traveler. A VoMllitn lUpluiiatlnu, Dolllver What a itwillar book rovlowor Ilu7zlo isl Did you ovcrnotlco how confused his ideas seem to lo how rambling nud in coherent I Pouqious Yes; I'vo noticed It. (Htruek with an il a.) Perhaps ho reads tho hooks ho rovlowsl I.ipphicott's Magazine. Tommy's Niilviito. Schoolmistress Tommy, what did you ills- olioy 1110 fori Tommy 'Cos I thought you'd whip me Scli)lml.iti ess What did you want mo to whip ou fori t loinuiy 'lAwpasaiil no wouiu 11 you mini 1. ami ho hurts. Harer's Buair A Common fuso. "What fruit Is that?" "Uln oh, well, how odd. Ill, Jlminv, what kind of fruit is tlilsT "Thoso nro dates " "They are daUv, iiiadam. I never could remember dnti s." Now York Sun. Sim AIH) IjiiicIis. Mr. Dolloy Oh, I'vo a pretty good sturv to tell Now ono, too (Tells It I Miss Amy (who owes .Mr. Dolloy onei U ' hid (upltal! I nlwas laugh when I in r thatslor. I just can't help it. It's sin h a good 0110 Yenow Ino's News. I'likliuli-at Cut or All. Visitor to Uilltor C011I1I you u ly on iiml sem on "Tho Nareon lill'or I could, of course, hut nntelies aro so eln-ip I don't seo Mppinoott's Mnganue. n'iro - 1 " 1 us l.iu Us I tl A .Vlutli r ill ICxpi ne. Miss I'lhsan feat her There's n , fn nd, Mis. llillier She moves 111 tin- lnt nhH) Mi's Yeat Ye, I bupposo sh (In Is it elii-aper to iiiovo tliau to mij lout 'ii'i.i.ir. M'ltetiuau An Uiiklml I utlii-r. Ardent Sumn Sli. 1 ndi 10 our daughter Parent ifn. ii'-ii. vet stern)-Ah I e, a door. Apt "i f a dMi , let mo too you gel through that no. "veUanrrV WAITED! 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