Capital city courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1893, August 03, 1889, Page 7, Image 7
CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, AUGUST 3l 1889. 1 a W K H Roberts & Co, 212 North nth Street, Undertakers e andoEmbalmers. HJBjHPToH! Telephones. Ofllce 145. Residence t 56 Open Day nnd Night. E. T. ROBERTS, Manager. U NPRECEDENTED ATTRACTION ! Over a Million Distributed. Louisiana State Lottery Comn'y. Incorporated by tlio legislature for Kdu--cat tonal nnd Charitable purposes, nnd 11m t rnnchlso made 11 part of tlio present stnlo constitution In 187U by nn overwhelming pop ulnr voto. Its MAMMOTH DRAWINGS take .place Semi Annually (June and Decem ber), and Its Grand Single Number Draw- ings take place in cacu 01 me outer icn inonths of the year, and are nil drawn In public, at the Academy of Music, New Orleans, La. fami:i Fiiu rrwKNTV yiiaki. ir Integrity of It limning,-unit Prompt 1'n) nir 111 or rnzes, luicsicu us ioiiown; "Wo do hereby cortlfy Hint wo supervise tho arrangements ror uu inn .moiuiiiv iiiiu Homl-Aiinuul Drawings of Tho Ixulslnnn fitnlo Iittcry "oinpany, nnd In person lniin rtgo mid control tho llmwlngs thomsolves, ond that tho HAiun nro cotiduated with hon esty, fairness, nnd In good fiitth toward nil parties, nnd wo nuthorizo tlio Company to use AUIs cortlllcnto. with fiio-slmlllcs of our Blgna ires nltnaliod, In Its advertisements." Commissioners. Wo, tho undorslKiiod Hanks nnd Hankers wilt pny nil prizes drawn In tho Louisiana Btnto 1ottorloH, which inny bo presented at ,our counters. It. M. WALMHLKY, I'rcs't Loulsnnn Nut Il'k PIKItltB LANAUX, lre.tnlo Nntlonnl Il'k A. HALDWIN, l'res. Now Orleans Null Ilnnk OAIILKOIIX. I'rcs. Union Nntlonnl Ilnnk Grand Monthly Drawing At the Academy of Marie, New Orleans, Tuesday, August 13, 1880. Capital Prize, $300,000. 100,000 Tickets at 20cnch: Ilnlvcs 10j tcrs, $5; Tenths, sj; Twentieths l. Qunr- I.1HTOK l'UIZKH. 1 IMUZK OKI 100,000 Is i piti.n ok iioo.oo) is ii'iu,i:or go,oodu l i'kizk ok ar s in SIMtlZKSOK 10.0UO nro fi IMtl'KH OK 5.000nro 2.U'IU'KHOK 1,(100 nro woPKiznsoK Monro uoo l'ltr.KH OK am nro GOO l'KlZKH OK 3)0 are . .. Al't'llOXIMATIO.V l'HIZKH. 100 Prizes of $VW aro 100 do. X)aro , 100 do. SOOnro Tkiiminai. Piiizks. $300,000 100.000 fti.aii) , 23,0011 2),00U 25,0(W M.IIOO no.oiK) fiO.IXM 100,000 ,. 7),000 ,. :w,ooo . 20,000 . $00,000 . tm.ooo 090 000 do lOOnrc do 100 aro 3,1.14 Prizes nmoiintluK to si,054,hoo Notk Tickets drawing tho Cnpltnl Prizes nro not entitled to terminal Prizes. AGENTS WANTED. W- KorCluh Itntes or any other desired .information, wrlto legibly to tho undorslgncd, clearly staling- your residence, with Stnte, County, Street nnd Numbor. More rapid re turn mall delivery will hu assured by our en .closing nn Envelope bearing your full ad dress. IMPORTANT. Addros's M.A.DAUPHIN, Now Orleans, I.a. Or M. A. DAUPHIN, Washington, D. C. Hyordlnnry letter containing Money Or ulnr issued by all Kinross Companies, Now York Uxchango, Draft or Postal Note Address Registered Letters containing Currency to NEW OULKAN8 NATIONAL PANIC, New Orleans, La. REMEMimil that tho payment of tho Prizes Is guaranteed by Four Nntlonnl Hanks .of Now Orleans, and tho tickets nro signed by the President of nn Institution, whoso char tered rights nro recognized in tho highest courts; theroforo, bownro of nil Imitations or anonymous schemes. ONKDOLLAIt Is tlio prlconf tho smnllrst part or fraction of n ticket. ISSUED HY UH In nny drawing. Anything In our nnmo of fored for loss than n Dollar Is n swlndl HAGENOW&ASCHMANN, Philharmonic Orchestra AND MILITARY BAND, Room 10, Opera House Block J, II. W. HAWKINS, ARCHITECT AND SUPERINTENDENT Buildings completed or lu course of erection Irom April 1,1880: lluslnes block. O E nntgo-nery, ltth and N. do do L W IMllngslcy, 11th near N. Restaurant (OdelU) O B Jlonigomery, N near Ultli. Residence, J J ImhorT, J and 12th. do J D Macfarlaud, (J and 1 4th. do John Zehning, Upnd Uth do Albert Watklns. I) bet 0th and 10th. do Win M Leonnid. K bet 0th and 10th. Jo K It fluthrle, Wth nnd N. do J E Heed, M l, V bet 16th and 17th do I. O M Ualdwln. O bet 18th and 18tli. hteJltartiun building at illlford. Neb, Flret liaptiat church, Uth and K streets. ortuary oluljl unJrdOillai tomb at Wyuka cemetery. idfflce Room; 33 and 34 Hioharda Bloolc COLLIDING WITH KINGS. One) of David Iter's Queer I'.sperle nces la 81. Prtendiarg. I&isrclal Corrmpondenco.) New Yoiik, Aug. 1. At the time when tho grunt Russian statesman, Nikolai Aloxeluvitch Mllutlno (thu chief ugent iu bringing nbout tho sorf emancipation of 1601), wni Ural nttnckctl by tho dlsenao which proved fatnl to him uouio years Inter, his nlllcial residence nt St. Peters burg was thronged for several days to gether by nntlvo grnndcoa of overy class, .ill engor to leiirn which wny tho chnnccs of life nnd death woro likely to turn in tho easo of u man whom tunny of thorn loved and inoro of thoin feared, nnd whoso vncnnt pluco not n fow among them would have been very glad to (111. It wns nt this tltno that I, luippenlng to bo staying in tlio house, met with nn ad vonturo thnt would Imvo tnmlo an ad mirable "stngo situation" for ono of tho comediosofHcriboorDtituas tho younger. Running briskly down stain ono morn ing to 6tnrt out for my early walk, 1 on countered it man who was coming up so hurriedly that beforo 1 could stop myself wo ran right into each other. Tho stran ger a man of middlo age, whoso broad, heavy, rather sullen faco was framed In a pair of long grayish brown fildo whisk ers woro the uniform of n Russian naval officer, but tlu Increasing coi pulcnco of his short, thick sot tlgure and tho dull, shortsighted look of his large gray eyes (in ono of which wan stuck a gold rim med eyeglass) were anything butsalldr liko. As wo clashed together he growled out something that sounded not nt nil liko n blessing, but I Hew past before ho could finish and reached tho foot of tho stairs just in time to collide with another man, younger and taller than the last, whoso thick cavalry mttstacho and firm, hnnd boiuo, sun browned '.ice harmonized well with Ids drev- .-llvo green unl form nnd (.H .... ! 'r- of a Rus sian general. I was just beginning to npologlzo, when ho caught mo by tho arm and said, iu a tone of undisguised anxiety: "Do you know how Nikolai Alexelo vltcli (Nicliolat. tlm eon of Alexis) is this morning?" "A llttlo better," answered 1, and passed on. I arrived at tho front door just at tho right moment for n third collision with another visitor who was just entering n tall, stately, very handsome man hi the gorgeous uniform of tho Russian im perial guard, with a troubled, weary look in lits largo, lustrous eyes, nud a visiblo tingo of gray in his short, dark brown liuir. I apologized for tho accident, but ho was apparently in such a hurry to pass in that ho hardly noticed mo. But I had noticed him sufficiently to remark tho closo resemblauco of his face to a por trait familiar to all Russia, and 1 began to havo a dismal suspicion that my hav ing bumped against him in this way wns neither more nor less than high treason I This suspicion was changed to certainty on my return from my walk, when M. Milutino's son nnd heir, Vury (George), a sharp, littio 10-year-old (who has slnco had somo stranga adventures iu Contrnl Asia), told me, as well as ho could speak for laughing, that tho three men whom I had jostled so unceremoniously were tho czar's eldest brother, tho Grand Duko Constantino (lord high admiral of Rus sia), liis second brother, tho Grand Duko Nicholas, commander-in-chief of tlio Russian army, and last, but certainly not least tho czar hlmsclfl A fow years later, I was tolling this story to somo frionds in England, when ono or them suddenly remarked: "Well, it's odd that almost tho same thing hap pened just tho other day to an old lady that I know very well, who has lived a good many years in Vienna. She's ono of tho strong minded sort and dolights in rambling nil nlono through tho most cut throat slums of tho town, with no weapon but a big cotton umbrella. Ilowovcr, there's no fear of any man molesting her, for tho mero look on her faco when anything puts her out would bo enough to scaro tho boldest thief who over stolo a purse. "Well, bIio was coming homo lato ono evening from ono of these- adventurous rambles of hers, whon thero suddenly camo on such n tremendous pour of rain that oven her trusty umbrella was not proof against it, mid alio began to look about for some place of shelter. Dy good luck sho happened to bo closo to tho arched gutoway of a concert hall, whero somo famous singer of' tlio day was giving an ovening performance; so in sho went. "Sho had hardly got Inside when sho found that sho wus not tho only ono who had run for tlio samo port. Three men wcro crouching under tho archway who seemed to bo oven worsoofT than herself, for thero wasn't a single-umbrella nmong thorn, nnd tho foremost of tho threo whom sho could just uiako out in tho dim light to bo nn old man witli a long wliito beard was shivering liko a dog tied up in a wet sack. So sho took pity on him, nnd went up and offered him her umbrella to go homo with, saying that ho would certainly catch a very bad cold if ho stayed whero ho was. " 'Madam.' said tlio old gentleman with a magnificent bow, "I would not for tho world deprive a lady of her umbrella on such a night as this, from any tsolllsh re gard for my own personal comfort.' "Tlio voico sounded familiar to her (for sho know every ono nbout tho Aus trian court), nnd when sho camo to look closer at him, who should ho bo but old King Ludwig, of Bavaria, Wagner's friend (tlio "mad king," as tlioy used to call him later on), and tho other two wcro tho elector of Wurtcmburg and tho Grand Duko of Baden t "You may think what a lot of jokes wcro made about "tho threo kings of Cologne," nnd all that sort of thing, when tho story got abroad noxt duy, and, better still, ono of tho ultra Radical Vienna pnjicrs unnounced that tho con cert had gono oiT very well, but had been slightly disturbed at ono oint by u nobf mado In tho gateway by u lot of kings nnd other low people who had con gregated there.' " David Km IiiiVfllng on Check. 1 ttltucssod n comedy enacted iu front of a t'aentro n few evenings ng which, for a ills play of rciiiiIuo ehwk, is worthy to l placed on record. A gentleman on mo out nf ter tho first net nud stnrted to go up streot, when a handsomely dnwscd young fellow accented him. "I bej? j our pardon, sir," ho snld, "but I have lo'tt my door check, nud If you nro not going to rotum would you Krmlt mo to use yoursr The gentleman un golux to return, nud so Informed tin individual, uho thanked him Just us fervently ns if ho had leoolvodtho check Tlio next goiitlouinu that camo nlnng wns similarly accosted, nnd Iu gave tho fol low his cheek "Have y on a sent coupon ntso" asked tho Individual This wasnlnuMt too much. "Yes, and hero's n clgnrottn to imoko bo tMcoii tlio acts." Tho cotions nnd clgnrotto were handed over nud I followed tho fellow lusldo to ob serve how ho succeeded. Ho passed tho door nud tho usher seated him. I could not resist tho temptation of Informing tho uinungor of tho event, "That bent anything 1 havo heard of," ho said. "If ou know where tho fellow Is sit ting I'll send him that bouquet," pointing to a bunch of flowers resting on his desk. Tho fellow w as located and nn usher enrried down tho flowers. Tho man was not tho slightest bit put out. Ho looked nt tho flow ers, then at tho usher. Delllierntcly taking n white roso from the bunch ho placed it In tlio buttonhole of It's coat, nud Instructed tho usher to return tho (lowers, ns ho was not fond of them. There Is uu old saying to tho effect that a cheeky man generally succeeds. If this rulo holds, that follow should somo day (111 tho oxecutlvo chair at Washington. Ilrooklyn Citizen. Tim Thlrty-seroml Day, On tho thirty-second day of tlio thirteenth month of tho eighth day of thu week, On tho twenty-fifth hour of tho slxtydmt minute, we'll find all things thnt wo seek. They aro tlicroln tho Umbo of Lollliop Innd-n cloud Islntid resting In air. On tho Nowhere side of tho Mountain of Mist In tho Valley of Ovcrthere. On thoNowhero sldoof tho Mountain of Mist In tho Valley of Oterthcro, On a solid vnxr foundation of cloud aro mlaws grand and fair, And there Li where- our drontns will coma true, and tho seeds of our Iioihi will grow Ontbo thitherward sldoof tho Hills of Hope, in tho Hamlet of Hocus I'u. On tho thitherward sldoof tho Hills of Hopo, In tlio Hamlet of Hocus l'o, Wo shall seo all tho things that wo wrnnt to too, and know all wo euro to know; For there tho old men will novcr lament, tho ba bies they neer will squeak, In tho Cross lload Corucrs of Chnosvllle, In tho County of Hldeangoseek. In tho Ctosj Ito.nl Coment of Chnom llle, In tho County of Hldeangoseek, On tho thirty-second day of tho thirteenth month of tho eighth day of tho week, Wo shall do all tho things that wo plcaso to do, nnd accomplish whatever wo try On tho sunset siioro of Bonietltneonithcr, by tho beautiful Day of Ulmeliy. -ti. W. I'oss In Yankoo Iltado. Tho WIo Virgin. Pcrdlta (heroically) I cannot, I will not mnrry you, Alfred, ngaiust your mother's wish. Alfrod I wUh you wcro not so sensitive. Perdita It is not ftecnuso I am sensitive; It is becauso your fatner's estate Is left nt her disposal. Life. Lire's Ileal Kplsotles. Jones Thero uro only two )eriods in a mail's life when hu Is groutly Interested hi his personal npiearance. Bmlth When do thoy occurf Jones Ono Is nt 20 when ho watches tho hnlr coining out of his upper Up, nnd tho other Is at 40 when ho wutches tho hair coming out on tho top of his head. Omaliu World. A Possibility Might Arise. A physician says: "Olrls In feoblo health should tnko a tramp through tho woods or fields every day." But supjioso a tramp should object to being taken through tho woods or llelds every day by girls hi feoblo hcaltuf Diugtiuiiitou Republican. They All I)u It. Visitor at Kindergnrtcn School Children, your teacher has asked mo to say a fow words to you. How hhnll I begin? Pupil on tho Hack Seat Just as thoy all do "when I was n boy." Burlington Froo Press. A Foregone Conclusion. Young Doctor Well, I've got n caso at last. Young Lawyer Glad to hear It Whon you get him to tho point w hero ho wants a will drawn, telopuono over. Life, Gcmilno Cut Ilutos. Squareprlco What nils your fncol Looks liko you hnvo boon toying with barbed wire. Savcjicniiy No, I am patronizing tho now fivo cent barber shop. Qot cut rates thero, you know. Omaha World. A Joko Within a Joke. Togg Isn't it detrimental to your health to writo k many Jokes I Bragg (a humorist) Oh, no, tho readers dou't know who writes them, you see. Yankee Blado. Concealing tho Truth. Miss Houlor And pray toll mo truly, pro fessor, what do you think of my voice! Professor Excuse mol, mademoiselle I positivooloo could not bo so incourteous. Tlmo. Moruli Don't Kut Them. 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