EKSKSKBKE ,'l'lllP''l!WT3llypppwl-lllllIIFfWll.!I :". " ' 4i "PoPlAR PAPER 'of5 M9DERN -TIMES c w LflNCOUN, NltBUASKA, SATURDAY, AUGUST 8, 1880. PKICIfi FlVIC OltNTS Voiv 4. No, 84 PWWffifS ,?,o'B'o'oc,T3raiS A & S 5k .I . I lv K J. ft fr e ti i 1 . ME THE BYE People sometimes wonder whnt "keep up" Lincoln. It Is nsscrtcd tlmt 1,000 railroad men and boo traveling men nmt their families navo homes In thin city, nnd they nre only two .clnsses out of ninny. They nw tho right ort of citizens, too. Among other good points they aro well paid nnd get their wages regularly. Theynre honest, and t)io result Is thntn largo .amount of cash is kept In circu lation. Lincoln Is nt the front as usual. In are. cent Issue of tho .dmrriccm Commercial Travthrla tho advertisement of an accident lnsurnnco company, with nn illustration. The cut represent n handsome traveling innn laid up with n broken leg. Tho limb is en ensed In n'plastercnst nnd rests on a footstool. Tho owner is sitting In n big ensy clrnlr, njoklng a cigar and positively looking com fortable. Tho impression sought to bo con veyed is that this happy frnmo of mind has bee.n brought about by nn insurance jwllcy guaranteeing him $'J5 a week for twenty-six week. 1 o heighten the effect a waste-paper basket is shown tilled with doctor and rent bills, all receipted. On tho iloor Is n copy of the Journal, and near by stands n grip mark ed "J. F. 13.,-LIncoh., Neb." Who wus itl V One of tho incidents of the week hns been a "part of boys'dlstributlng samples of oat meal, or rather rolled onts. They nro young society fellows from Cedar Rapids, Iowo, representing an oat mill nt that pluce, said to be the largest in tho world, and aro enjoying a summer outing in a very profitable way. Their names nro Walter Olllord, Will But ton, .Horace Sherman and K. A. Iloachlauder, They aro under tho charge of Mr. Kieli. Smith, (a flno musician, by tlw way, whoso ' specialty Is tho saxophone), and they are quartered at tho Windsor hotel. They steHt a mouth in Omaha and will require two weeks to do Lincoln. Thoy have a wagon which is shipped from city to city, and the horse thoy hire. After doing the larger places of Nebraska they will probably go to Kansas. Theso young men are giving uwuy quarter-pound packages of Quaker rolled oats. Instead of being ground into meal tho grain is rolled out into Hakes. Tho rolled oats are so much sweeter and more nutritious than the meal that tho latter is being driven from tho market. In fact, one of tho revolt! tlons of commerce is now in progress, and in a few years oatmeal is likely to be n thing of the pait. The Cedar Rapids com pany has' special' processes of its own for turning out a superior article, ana it has sutllcient faith in its goods to pat thousands of dollars into advertising the merits of tho Quaker brand. Mr. Smith also has c"hargo of another purty of boyt who are sampling Iowa to.wns. A third company is doing St. Paul, sixteen boys aro at work in Chicago ahd others in the east make a grand total of nearly sixty. In addition to tho wages of these samplers, tho cost of wagons and their traniortation, and the value or the oats given away tho conqwiny is sending u great deal in nowspupor advertising. It is n rich concern, however, with mills ut Chicago and Ravenna, Ohio, as well as at Cedar Hap ids, , Arrangements aro nuiclo with almostnll grocers to t-arry Quaker outs, so that people who take to the novelty will have no dilllcul ty getting them. A Liucoln mnn, W. M. Millar, formerly 'teller ot tho First National bank, hns sent his father a "report" of tho United Btutes consul at Uuenos Ayres. It speaks in glowing tirnts of a boom in the Argentine Republic, but a private letter from the Lincoln nion le'ts tho wind out of tho bubble, ire taj s tlmt a yftung man with n command ot Spanish and Italian stands no better bhow of getting along In the southern hemisphere than n bright young fel low In Nphiuska, Byetlie-flye wjll not emi grate yet awhile. The opportunity Is alTordod Llncoln.of get ting a fourth university. The German Luth erans havo decided to establish such n school in Nebraska, nnd tho location will probably be decided at tho synod, which will convent at Arlington about two mouths hence. It Is asserted that Lincoln can secure the new uni versity by donating ten to twenty acres for n site nml giving, n small cash bonus. Tho Lutherans have appointed Rev. Henry Frincke.H. HcriKlshelmer,l. C. Bald,' Fred .Beckman nnd Henry Xlebuhr n committee to cauvasi tho city nnd ascertain whnt encour ' roent will be given. Lincoln should scoop it in by all means. The recent sermon of Bishop Newman (Methodist) was surprisingly liberal, nnd now the christian scientists have another shock for the truly good. They claim tho bishop as a convert to tbclr theory. A high priestess of tjie ordei, Mrs. Laura Lathrop of New York, claims to have treated him successfully nnd asserts tlmt tho good bishop hns endorsed her "science" nnd dubbed it "Advanced Christi anity." She snys she cured him of "vanish ing voice" in New York nnd gnve him lessons In the ""sclenco1 while in Washington. At this rato tho Bishop's Infallibility is liable to be endangered. Mr. J. B. Honglond pf North Platte, who represented the State Journal on tho editorial exqurslon, has begun n series of letters de scriptive ot tho trip and introduces them with the following graceful compliments; "Thero were fifty-nine persons in our party under the leadership of Lou Weasel, jr., of tho Cap ital City Counixn, who, as chairman of tho press excursion committee, managed every detail in u manner creditable to nunsoit ami did alt In hl power to make tho excursion one ot pleasure and comfort, and his kindness was duly appreciated by tho party, who join ed in purchasing and presenting him with a beautiful gold watch, suitably engraved. Clarence Brown, the handsome and obliging advertising ugent for tho Union Pacific, ac companied the party from Omaha to Port land, and by his gentlemanly-' and courteous manner he soon became 'tho friend of each, and to his efforts in getting our cars-connect- ed with wroncr trainr, so that wo could w tho most in tho shortest possible time, much of tho pleasure of our rty Is duo. At Halt Lnke City tho excursionists joined In present ing Clarence with a hnndsomo gold watch chain and beautiful charm." Tho presentation of tho wateh to tho clmlr man of tho tho oxcursion committee occurred undor peculiar conditions. It took plnco On board tho train us it w as entering tho state of Nobraskn. Tho presentation speech was made by Mr, O. A. Million of this city, and tho re cipient made an appropriate resK)iiso There wns no wateli vlslblo, but tno cnairmnii w,ns told to ko to Hnumor' jowelry storo in Oiiia ha nnd mako his own selection. Tho time piece that bo now proudly exhibits to admir ing friends has handsomely chased gold cases enclosing lino works, Tho outer enso is en graved with n monogram of tho letters Land V. On tho Inner caso Is tho inscription "Ne braska Press Association Presented to L WcKsel, Jr., Chairman Northwestern Excur slon, 1880." Thp prciwi atlons for tho excur sion necessitated a great denl of .labor, cor respondence nnd traveling (tho latter includ ing trips to Denver and St. Paul, not to men tion numerous visits to Oniahn), and tho mem bers of tho-nartv showed their appreciation in n very generous nnd practical way. It is hardly necessary to assure them that tho ob ject of their generosity Is deeply senslblo of tho kindness. his bank was nil out If tlmt denomination of bills und suggested'tho First National as a good place to vlsjt. In that way tho kid was mndo to go tho rounds ot tho banks, and when ho got bak with his load ho wns re warded with laugh. And th'i other clerks break out ovVlry llmo thoy think ot It. Tho Ind's duties aro not very oiiorou. and ono of tho clerks stnfgostcMlmt ho Improve Ills un employed tlmo for Jeep. The boy guessed ho Would ho felt sleepy nny way and bo sober ly announced his Intention of bringing a cot to the ofllco for that purose. Tho othor clerks aco awaiting Its advent with lively expectations. PEN, PAPER AND INK. V It quite gives a shock to ono's complacency to learn only nfter a considerable acquaint ance that a person ono is in tho habit of fre quently meeting has been n celebrity in years past and tho Intimate nsxoclnto of men of deeds. A enso in lolnt is tlmt of Col. E. D. Webster, who now lives quietly on a big farm near Strntton. Of course everybody knows that ho has been u politician nnd n prominent pne, but everybody, nt least hi tho younger generation, does not know that ho wns the private secretary of Secretary Seward dur ing the wnr, nnd oxorcisod very iuiortant ns well as very delicnto functions. 1 no colonel is a frenuont uuost at tho Capital hotel, and whllo holding down u roskcr on tho porch of n recent evening the biography Abraham Lin coln ndw running in tho Century Magitfine came up for discussion. Tho colonel compli mented the authors on their fairness, and In sjeaklng of tho cabinet revealed somo of his own part in tho drama ot tho war. It seems that Mr. Webster acted a press censor among other things. Nowspn)er dlsiiatehes were submitted to him by tho telegraph company, but tho correspondents were kept In Ignor ance of who pruned their messages of state ments that mlgnt work Harm to tno gqvern ment. To Col. Webster, thon a young man, was deputed tho duty of surrendering Mason niiil Slidell to tho British authorities. Tho rebels were imprisoned at Ft. Warren In Bos ton harbor. Webster had a lotter to the com mandant of tho, Charleston navy yard for a vessel and to tho commander of tho fort for tho prisoners. Ho selected a tug, got tho prisoners nnd delivered tnom to tuo urmsu mnn-of-wnr Rlnaldo, which was In waiting at n designated spot. At tho time no ono know his mission but tho members of tho cali Inet, tho British minister and himself. Tho next day Secretary Seward announced to tho country tlmt Mason and Slidell had been sur rendered to Great Britain, and wnr with that country wns happily averted. One of tho most Interesting Items Hint has come to the CoUIiieh mini's notice for somo tlmo occurred In McArthin's O street drug store Monday evening. A gny party of flvo young ladles nnd ns miiny gentlemen wero discussing tho merits of their favorite soda syrups nnd Indulging In a Jolly good time, when u bystnndor placed his hand over tho bell on an alarm clock nnd sot it on. mrn lng to the nlfablo drug clerk ono of tho young indies Inquired whnt It wns,uud thocuueocter of mystic drinks nnd practical jokeB remark ed: "O, It was n gentleman who thought ho would havo somo fun and so turned in tho lollco alarm, but he should not have douo it." A gasp, a screnm and a vision of flvo young ladies darting bohliil tho counter mid Into tho prescription room wns tho result. Five, ten, fifteen minutes elapsed nnd to tho young ladles convulsed with fenr nnd tho gents with laughter, It seemed liko hours. By this time tho p, act leal Joksr had stepped out Into the street, where ho met a policeman to whom he briollv relnted tho episodo nml in duced him to enter tho store. Coming In all out of broiith, ho hastily inquired who had rung for tho patrol wagon. Kind reader, wo ask you to luuiglno tno feelings of tho fair live secreted among tho botth s and tho shelves of tlmt back room. After a seeming deal of trouble In satisfying the oillcer that ho ob noxious pnitlcs lind leen put out without Wis assistance, nnd ono of the young men tient Ing him to a five-cent cigar, tho blue-coated minion of tho law went his wny, to tho Infi nite delight of tho terrified five. The snlo of "ilako white" would bo greatly diminished if many instances of this kind caino up, ns we nre informed it wns impossible to tell where tho young ladles' white dresses left off nnd their fnees begnn, ns tho difference In color wns nlmot Imperceptible. The unities ot tho young ladles wero Miss (beg pardon, girls!) Tho clerks at a loan ofllco aro having a liuga tlmo at tho oxonto of a new boy. The youngster is direct from n farm, and tho amount ot rural simplicity ho cnrrles nbout with him is something astonishing, Ono of his first Instructions was to turn oir tho gas in tho big vault when not in use. After tho boy's first olTort tho clorks detected nn odor of gas in tho room, and It soon lecaiiio un bearable. They searched tho room for leaks, but ut last found tile gas escaping from the open burner In tho vault. In answer to a question, tho nov arrival said: "You told inetoputltout, but," with a tono of proud triumph, "It was mighty hard blowln1." This was too much, nnd tho annoyance ot tho other employes escaped In nn explosion of laughter. ThU delicious greenness w.s too good to bo wasted. Ono of the clorks gave tho boy a sack of silver and told ,hlm to go to cue of the banks ami o-iclmngo them for a t'Vt bill. Tho llrst man ho struck wns J. W. Maxwell at tho Capital Nutlonal, nnd he "tumbled" to tho joke at on. Ho suld A Now York down-tow n denier In second hand books hns hit upon nn Ingenious dovU-o for Increasing his Income. Homnkcsnseelnl bid for whnt hocnlls "walking subscrllters," and tho uniuo Is n descrlptlvo ono. Ho sollsn book, say for forty cents: tho buyer takes It home mid reads It, and then returns It and gets twenty cents bock. Ho sells magazines In the sumo wny. Ho hns a good many of theso wnlklng subscribers nnd wishes thnt bo hail more, for they nro very profitable. Thero nro over a hundred young men, clerks in Wall street nnd lower Broadway, who enrry on nn extenslvo course of rending In this way. It Is tho second-hand bookseller who comes ofteiU'st in contact with men's liobbles, and this particular dealer seems to know n good deal about thoiii. Ono of his customers Is a bunk teller whoso taste is for natural history, while another, a bank messenger, cultivates tho field for physical research. Second-hand liook dealers aro in tho way of picking up se crets, too. They know where tho majority of presentation copies go, nnd thoy know where a great many men and women who live by their pens ibid the bulk of their material. "I have a woman customer," said ono denier, "who has orders for nrtlchs on certnln sub jects nnd who buys books of mo on those sub Jects, which sho simply ro-wrltes and sonds out over her own name, I suppose she sees no harm In doing this, becauso what sho gets from the books Is much better than anything khe could originate." Tho day of the dialect story Is undoubtedly ovei. Tills will not bo the most cheerful news for dlnlect writers, but tho information comes from one of tho largest New York publishers, who Ims several books In dlnlect on his list. Bald this publisher tho other day : "Wo are declining everything of a dialect nature, especially tho manuscripts In the ne gro dialect, which Is the most difficult ot nil for tho publln to rend and enjoy. Our oxpo rlence Is thnt tho rending public positively refuses to rend n story or a novel In dialect, and tho aversion is erowliic stronger each day, until now tho fact that a book or story Is in dialect Is n sure indication or a opiiiar failure. Novel renders clnlm that thoy can not enjoy a story which often requires them to lose tho thread of n narrative to stop and puzzle out tho meaning of n word, and 1 must confesj I think the objection Is a good one. I cannot enjoy a dialect story myself. Why do yon seo them In magazines then? Simply bo causo the editors bought nnd contracted for them when tho dialect rago was at Its holght, a yenr or two ngo. But, bellovo mo, uli editor hesitates now w hen ho Is tempted to thko n story In dlnlect. No; tho dialect rago Is n thine of tho past, and the sooner our dln- loct writers realize this fact tho better It will bo for them." Whnt mny bo termed ns tho rising genera tion of nuthors is npt to bo n "dressy" one, If those who nro most In tho public eye nt tho present time enn le taken ns crlterlons. Kd gnr Sultus, for example, is very stylish in dress nnd ono can very easily follow the fash ions from Ills wardrobe. II. (J. lluuner Is scrupulously neat and Is always dressed In black. Amelle Rives, ns everyone knows, Is excessively fond of dress nnd bus nil extensive repertoire of gowns nnd drcssos. Maud Howe assumes tho nesthetlo lu dress, whllo Margaret Delnud's tastes aro of a less striking nature, yet her dresses nro ever of tho i ichest materi al. Oil vu Sehrelner, tho author of "The Sto ry of nn African Farm," Is, according to n friend, very fond of pretty dresses. And so on, one might go right through tho list of tho younger nuthors ot today . It Is undoubtedly truo that youth and u fondness for dress mo. closely allied, but tho tendency Is stronger thnn ever in doing nwav with tho theory that literary people ate its u rule unkempt Indivss and m-rson. The social obllgat ous of the modern author aro greater, and unless he or she be unusually endow ed with genius, eccen tricities in dress are not so generally overlook ed ns In the past. "Aro good short storlts still scarce?' was asked of Mr. Alden, the editor of Harper', i few da) s ago, " Yes " was tho answer, "al though it is easier to get a Uist-clnss ono now thnn It Unsay enr or two ngo, 1 nttributo this mainly to the larger prices now being paid. I think wo nro sldwly developing a school of short-story writers in America. It is slow work, becauso the opinion Is still deep rooted with nuthors thnt to put n good plot In n short story Is to waste It. An author sti ikes upon a plot for n short story and ho sits down to write u tulo of, eight or ten thousand words. Tho plot Is really ono for n short story, nnd Mr. Besnut should never havo a novel of It, but Unglish authors uro even more pronounced about thowasto ot plots on short tales than our American writers. Out I think I see u prospect of somo good shoit story writing among our writers, and I am glad of it. All our magazines need tlrst-clnss stories nnd need them continuously They nro Kpular with the reading public, nnd a really good short story Is certain ot command ing a good price nnd n opuliir success." The current Ore rfunrf contains a sketch by IMn Do Quflle on "The Stone Elephniit of In yo," wherein ho mentions many geologjcnl formations, from Lot's wile down. It is il lustrated by several sketches of theso freaks of naturo on the Pacific coast. Dngmnr Mnr inger tells of bison hunting twenty yearn ngo In rcallstlu fashion, Mrs. Flora Hnines Iough ead has ono of her stories of Snn Francisco lifo"A Soldier under GnrUnldi." Among the "Ktc." is given a remarkable Spanish ver sion of Gray's "Elegy In n Country Churchyard." Lnthrop, tlio last named writing a talof the future entitled, "Tho Now Poverty," 'which should Interest tho many readers ot Mr. Bel lamy's "Iniklng Backward." Mr. Lnthrop's story was written before tho publication of that volume, and pictures tho dayo when poverty will lio as much sought nfter as wealth now Is, In tho forum for August Is nn article by ox-Oov. Hoadly, otOhlo, on "Methods of Ballot Reform," which Is an explanation of tho ml vantages and tho defects of tho Austra lian system, n summary of tho expert inenta with It made thus far In tho United States, and an nrgumtnt for publicity nb nit cam pnlgu expense. Mtny forcible Incidents nro quoted to show the need ot such puhli 'Ity. In nn article on "Prohibition nnd License" in tho August 'or n in, Heuntor lugatls, of Knusas, concludes that license of tho liquor tralllc has In tho main Imxmi a failure and he shows that prohibition does prohibit in Kan sas, Tho article contains n review or a long series of experiments with hotli systems, Tho Council Bluffs llefltctar, Hovey llar rotl's paper, Ims changed Its form to sixteen pages of half the former slzj anil introduced various Improvement. WOMEN'S WAYS. Tho ravages that a "handy" woman will make with n pnper of tncks nnd it hammer when sho feels In a decorative humor nre one of the chief trials ot landlords. Little sho cares for wall paper, varnish, woodwork or plaster so long ns tho cuct'ls good, and when sho moves uwny the Incoming tenant can tell just where her pictures hung, her brackets clung to the walls, her fntis stood on tho man tel, and her curtain poles crossed tho door Jambs by gnplug hole and ugly scratches. But Jt Is seldom thnt this pro'ienslty Is carried so fur as tho writer saw It recently. A young wife, w bo-e nesthetlo proHnslties were strong but whoso means were limited, had furnished "such n sweet little pallor" with glent gjod taste, but had come to tho liottoiu of her purse before purchasing ,i cover for tho piano, nn old-fnshloucd squaao Instrument, nn heir loom, but made of handsome rosewood, Atn sale of damaged goods, however, a once ex inmslvo cover, with ono-lmlf of It completely siollcd, b,ut tho other as good as new, was se cured for next to nothing. How it Was to be utilized no ono but the "handy" little woman could tell, but tho next day it hung gracefully down over tho back of her piano, "J low did you manage itl" was asked. "Oh," she re plied, "I cut tho bad halt off and just laid the other on the piano. By keeping the lid back no one can seo that It is only half a cover." "But why does It not slip oKI" With a sly. smile of uiumpli she raised the lid a little and displayed n neat ro -v of brims head tacks, holding tho half cover In place on the hand somo old rosewood, Thero Is n young lady who doesn't carry her purse In her hand any more, says the San Francisco Ch ran tele. It Is n beautiful purse, too, inado to look as If made In Jiqiaii, A la dy friend Invited her to tho matinee. They Joined tho crowd at tho box olllco, and when their tlmo came her friend went through the usual hagglo for scuts; at last sho got what site wanted nnd nsked tho prlco. Sho knew tho price as well ns possible, but tho Indies bs bind her went getting mad, nnd sho knew it, and sho put several quite needless questions. Then she oencd a little satchel. She had for gotten her purse. 1 ho young lady with tho new purse stood calmly displaying it in her hand . The one w ho was standing treat turn ed to tho ono with tho elegant purse and said very loud to cover her embarithsineut: "Oh dearl I've left my purse at homo. Will you pay for tho tickets, and I'll pay you back T' A flush camo to tho face of the other. The elegant Japanesque pouch was quite empty except for n hairpin and n buttonhook. And when the two ladles are asked if they went to tho theatre thoy say: "No, we took a iit lo walk." But tho gigglo of that crowd around the box olllco window on that bright Saturday afternoon ring in their ears yet. Tho grent French actress, Mine. Jnno Hi dlng, writing from I'm Is to tho New York H'orfrf, says of our Ameilcnii ghls: "Most ot tho young American girls it has been my lot to meet possessed In-Mity like tho English nnd piquancy like tho French, with some thing added in the shae of health and spirits, producing a tone of mind mid a frnmo of body we know little about In Fiance. They dress prettily, with Just a touch of eccentrl- ty, which, however, becomes them exceeding ly well. They nro genuine from head to foot, nnd jierfect little Purisfenues In their wny, Tho deference paid to them by the male sex is wan anted by the fullness of qualities they prK'ss. They nre, In fact, an epitome of 'ev ery IsTdy's iH-'st,1 Besides the beauty and tho piquancy I havo alluded to, they have n vi vacity ot Intellect, an aptness of siieech nnd address, and a noble uprightness of purpose, which include every charm, and hero again they combine the Gallic nnd t'nxon blood. Nowhere In the woild nre women so tenderly mid so carefully considered as in the United States, and that Is no doubt why tho United Suites is tho only country in tho world not excluding my own where the young girl Is tho chief personage, the characteristic tyiH. Whether brunette In New York, bloudo In Boston, or spaikllng languid Creole In Now Orleans, they rule supreme." Come again, madamel -f- Thero Is a lady In Milwaukee who is the mother of nine children. None of them wero named until they wero twevle years old. They wero simply called by "their nicknames and tholr numbers, "One." "Two," etc. When thoy were twelve years old each ono chose bis own name, and wns baptized. very close to the side lhie, Tho next jmliit Is ting away from Milwaukee ns fast ns trains Should tho striker-out call tie dlspnclied, as well as for parties des iring to Mop over In Chicago returning mo llnest dining cars In tho world ate run over tho Chicago, Milwaukee Hi St, Paul Railway, nnd nple accomodations for all will m prov ided either on diners or In the company's libelous dining halls along tho route, Our Milwaukee Short Lino Is unsurpassed by any other lino ns by Inking thn Chicago, Milwaukee it St, Paul Railway only can you avoid that terrible rush In Chicago on route, and have ample tlmo to return by Chicago for business or plnnsure. For further Infor mation and tickets npply to your neatest ticket ngent or to J.no, K.McCl.UUK, Western Pass. Agt. C. M. te Ht., P. Ry, 1MJI Farnain Ht Omaha, Neb. n. a. it.; The National Encampment of the G. A. R. will Isi held tills year nt Milwaukee, Wis., August 'JO to iltst. Agents of tho Union Pa cific Railway will soli tickets to Milwaukee and return nt the lowest one wny first class faro In Nebraska nnd lCnnsns, August 21st to SMtli Inclusive; In Colorado nnd Wyoming August With to Si7lli Inclusive; limited to re turn leaving Milwaukee August !i7th to Sept. Mh, llnnl limit Kept. 10th. For those whodo slrotoioturn later than Sept. Mh tho limit on tickets wilt be extended to Sept. 110th on application to the Joint ngent nt tho terminal lines nt Milwaukee. Nebraska, Kansas, Colo rado nnd Wyoming should Ihj well represent ed nt this encampment mid all should go via "Tho Overland Route." For further Infor mation apply to any ngent of this company or E. E. Iminx, 0. P. A , Omaha. 8 34 to plnco the service, lo able to Judge to just what spot tho service Is coming he can make n very severe return, mid the faster tho service tho more severe will bo the return If well made. Among g(xsl playors tho service docs not score verj often, tint If it Is Severn tho Aorver will probably have n chitnco to score In a stroko or two." After tho service the next thing Is to return tho Imll over the net, nnd tho writer pro scribes the l)isit methods as follows: "There are prntticnlly only two d liferent ways of making the return; ono with tho racket vertical, the other wltli It horizontal; tho Intter Isn modification of the tennis stroke or cut, tho former is n stroko which Iwtxvu Tennis has produced. Ixt us take It first! Tho ball is allowed to drop very low and the player steps forward to meet it with tho loft foot In tho forehanded stroke. Tho bull Is taken near tho ground, with the racket, ns before statist, nearly vertical, Thero should lie little or no swing of tho racket Ixickwnrd, but It should I mi held nt a little dittnnco from the bull, mid thou quietly brought forward to make tho stroke, As tho racket meets the ball It should bo lifted so tlmt thn ball seems to go olT tho lower end of the racket. Thn motion gives nn over-twist forward to tho ball, nnd In this twist lies thoiwutlnl part of tho stroke. The ball Is, so tenk, lifted by tho racket, so that It has uvery chance to get over tho net; and, on tho other hand, as soon ns tho forco ot tho stroko Is over, the twist tends to bring thn ball sharply downward. It Is ensy to see that one can lilt harder by uilug this stroko without hitting out of court. Moreover, such n stroko Is very difficult ti volley well, Wnuso the ball shoots downwnrd nfter pasting tho net, nnd must therefore lie volleyed upward to be returned." - At a meeting hold Saturday evening the Lincoln tenuis club decided to have n tourna ment In September nud deputed thn execu tive committee to formulate plans. Medals will 1m awarded, nnd oulslde players mny lie invited to one or more contests, Tho mom licrshlp limit, put at thirty nt first, hns Isi'ii raised to forty, nod flvo now memlMirs wero admitted nt the Saturday mcMlng. Tho club is In a prosierou condition, nud is develop lug a number of strong players. Two Pawnee City tennis player, Wortlmm nud Van Patten, linvo accepted the challenge from J. II. Lnthrop nud jwirtnur, ot Omuha, to piny a scries of lawn tennis gnmes for tho championship, provided the contest can bo arranged to tnko plnco at Ctishman park, Lincoln, Sept 'JOth, If tht championship is to be nt stake Lincoln players ought to havo n hand In tho affmr. Thoy Lost Their Hliiiunml. .Tho editors composing tho Nebraska press excursion, though having had ono of tho plensnntest trljm of their lives, wero not spared tho spicy Incidents, pleasant nud oth erwise, usual to a traveling public. At lend two of tho pnrty tenvo w ItU other recollec tions of tho excursion thnn those of n pleas ant Jntint through tho counuy J.O Wcet or, of the Alliance Artus, lost n diamond pin valued at (40 on his return to Portland from Tho Dulles, nnd Louis Wessel, Jr., tho chnlr man of tho oxcursion, parted company with a (fOO diamond solitaire on tho train from Ta coma to Portland Moral: Editors should not wear diamonds Portland Orryonlun. low ltelicart nud Hliumoiis Hlriiok It llleh Wns the remark that Dave Simmons made to a Call reKirter. Ho in a houtler, also fore man In the roundhouse of tho Toledo, Peoria & Western II. H. "I havo invested In the IamisIuiiu State Iittory since 1875. In 1877 I drew a prlro of I'.'O. In IHHl diew f 10; last March V, and the last drawing held ouo twentieth of ticket MI,HI), that drew tho first capital prlM of :H),00l), and have received the amount of tlfl.OOO. I Induced Itelgnrt to go In with mo, (wo each held one twentieth part of tkkct No. 60,-110), and exwct to con tinue. l'eoi la, (III.) ii(liin(i.milM( 0(i((, Juno 1. How He lUcmiia Famous. Tho Walker, Iowa, AVim snys: "Our old friend, Roliert Bnlrd of Muscutiuo, Iowa, has boon secretary ot tho State senate, nnd an uctlvo politician for yoars, but was never generally known until he had tho colic and used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar rhoea Remedy and got Into one of their ad vertisement. "Now ho Is famous." Hero is whnt Mr. Ilnirdsald: "Whllo In Des Moines I was takon with a severe attack df bowel complaint. Fur two days I suffered intense ly, trying several drug stored and paying them for relief, but In vain. I finally bought a small bottle of Chamborlnln's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, and two doses ot It brought me out all right. I consider it a grand mmody." and 10 cent bottles for sate by O. U Bhruder, druggist. Is Marring" n I'lillurc? The scrlba In his wanderings lat evening found n note on the sidewalk near street and street, nnd, ns It gives our young friends nn Idea of "married life ns sho Is," wo print It herewith, Tho parties concerned nro so well known thnt wo uro obliged to change tllo names n trillx; Mv Dkahkht Pet, Haiuiy: I think it wns so unkind of you to leave me the wny youdld, without ever stopping to kiss mo; It Is the first time you have left mo that wny since wo wei o man led, and you had no cause to get so spunky. Whnt If I did spoon with Charley) It was lomr before vou and 1 were colnir to gether, and I Just told It to you for a joke, nml ir you nro going to net that way for ev ery little thing I did, I sin so afraid we will not get along. Como homo real early to-night nnd we will make It nil up, I have been cry Don't Miss the Opportunity to Visit Ojj- dbii mid Halt Luke City, Utah, und Ilnlley, Idaho. A grand excursion to tho above named points w)U leave August SOth via the Union Puclllc, "Tho Overland Route," and for tht occasion tho exceedingly low rate of f30 to Ogden und Salt Luke City and return, and (35 to Ilnlley, Idaho, ami return, lias boon made from Missouri Hlver.tormlnnls. This excursion ulfords our patrons a mag nlllceiit opiwrtuulty to visit Garfield Beach on Great Salt Luke, the llnest bathing resort in tha world, nnd also visit tho Halley Hot Springs, famous for their medicinal projier ties. Tickets jjood thirty day. For further particulars address E, E. Lomax, Omaha, cow8-H (. A. It. Grand Reunion of tho Soldiers and Balloro of Nebraska at Kearney, August lUth to 17th, lbMl. Tho committee have secured for loca tion tho siuiclous grounds overlooking Lake Kcuruer, nud tho program, consisting of uitlllery drills sham battles, dresi parades, lug nil tho afternoon nnd I look soyhornd that i and duels, and magnificent display of ilro- Scribner for August contains four complete short stories, by Bruuder Matthews, II, II, lioyesen, E. 0, Martin und George Parsons SPORTING. Lawn tennis layer will find nn Interesting nrtlclo on their game In the August Scrilmrr by nn expert. On tho overhand service, which seems to lie the favorite in Lincoln, he says: "Speed is the main iwlnt of tho service, Ih cause n fast service Is very dllllcult to return to exnetly the right sot and the striker-out Is usually afraid to try to place the return 1 won't 1h able to go down town Stop on the way up and have them send us two pounds of butter, a package of those nice Quaker Rolled Oats and a dollar's worth of sugar. Come homo real early. Your own little wife, Caiiiue. (1. A. It. i:eurlon lo Milwaukee, Wis, The twenty-third National Encampment of tho OllANl) AllMVOKTIlK RKI'Ullt.lO Will In) held nt Mllwuiikee during the hist week In August, The excursion rates from all ioluts on the lines of the Chicago, Milwaukee ft St, Paul Railway to Milwaukee and return, will be ouo fare for the round trio half rate In each direction. Children between the ago of five and twelvo year ot half excursion rates. The side of tickets will commence on August 21st, and continue until August -Sth inclusive. Tickets will bo good only for continuous going passage to Milwaukee and will not be good going later In any event than August 31st and will Ih goal for return passage, leaving Mllwuiikee on nny date between Au gust 27th nnd September Sth, IbVJ, Inclusive, with the understanding that if tho holders of such excursion ticket desire to mako "side excursions" from Milwaukee to jiolnt beyond In any direction, they can, by surrendering their return coupous for safe keeping to tho Joint ngent of tho terminal lines, who will havo an lit (to bo hereafter located) at Mil waukee and Chicago for the rurposo of or j-unglng them details, have them honored to original starting iHiiut where tlekoU was pur chased (by proper endorsement ut Milwaukee) and Chicago until SepteinU-r SOth, lbb'.i. Tlite tickets returning will Ik honored by the Goodrich line of lake steamer If sa de sired. No signatures will be required at Mil waukee to seure return iwusage on tho lino of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St, Paul Rail way on ticket limited for use until Septem ber 5th, 18S9, inclusive. This arrangement will undoubtedly prove very satisfactory ,J as It will prevent uny unnecessary delay In get- works, will be the most attractive ever offer ed. For this occasion the Union Pacific, "Tin Overland Route," will sell tickets from all points on its Hill's in Nebraska, ut a rate of One Faro for the Round Trip. Don't fall to attend. For other iufoi mutton apply to your neniest ticket ugent, or E. E. Lomax, Omaha. A Grand ICxeiirslon to Yellowstone, Na tional 1'itik mill Other I'roiuliii-iit Places III tho West, On Thursday, August bib, the Union Pa cific Railway will run mi excursion from Omaha, Neb., to Yellowstone Nutionul Park mid other places In tho West, including Great Shoshone Fulls, (tho iiecrof Niagra), Ogden, Salt Luke City, Denver and over the far famed Bow-Knot Ixip, One special feature of this occasion Is that the Union Pacific will take its own stages, (magiiifkeiit Concords) mid fine stage horses along on the train, and the party will have the pleasure of staging, around tho different places at w hlch stops aro made, free of cost. The visit to Shoshone Falls will also be ot striking Interest. lilegant Pullman sleeper will be furnished for, the occasion, and tho trip will lust St dny. Tho exceedingly low rate of i 175,00 has bct-n made 'or this excur sion, which includes railroad fare, hotels, meals, sleeping cur accommodations und staging In the Park and elsewhere. Arrange to go on this excursion you will tuner regret it. For full partlculare address, E. E. Lomax, Omaha. " ' " ' ' '' Harvest Excursion Tickets nt half rates w 111 be sold at Lincoln, Aug. Oth and 'JOth, Sept. 10th and IMtli, and Oct. Sth, over tho Fremont, Elkhorn & Missouri Valley R. R- to nil point reached via that line in Noithvru Nebraska, tho Black Hills and Central Wyoming. Call on O. N. Foifunnn, ngent, or write J. II. Bu chanan, General Passenger Agent, Oniahn, Neb. tf H i A ;. i ;