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well supplied with na, hot and cold water
baths, electrio bells antf all modtm im
provsaaeats, ataam laundry, billiard halb
bowling alley, eto. , aud positively firoe fro
sjuaoyauco by mosquitoes.
Hound tf rip Excursion tf iclr,ets
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af the tourist season by the Burlington.
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ing; points in Iowa and Xinnesot ! Spirit
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C.J. IVES, J. E. HANNEQAN,
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8H& WA3 FROM BOSTON.
Why the Professor lll II n llittlrimm le
l.noU for Refreshments.
Tlioilry a to marrow, tlio leathery a to
heart, but ventnut a to iirnln, tlio professor
found himself In tlio ballroom, nud, llko the
fly In author, wondering how tlio deuco he
got thero.
In n bower corner snt tlio rosohudlost of
rosohud In n Rnnlfliiof exquisitely engowned
Klrl.
'I innko It n rulo of three, professor," nyi
the rosebud, "I dance throo dance only of
a night, oho In orory hour. Tlio drat a
Bjuaro dance, to tiring my vohmtnry ruut
oloi, with their fftm'lcull, Into gentlnplny i th
iocond n x)lkft, to work tlio voluntary inus
lot Into perfect notion, and tlio third a
waits, for absolute oiijoyinont,"
"Hlowi my soul I" oxolnlnu tlio professor.
"I employ tlio Ititorlm by following Mint
train of thought. Tonight I mil ecklug
tyx. 1 wntit to find my Cleopatra, my As
pasta and my IMiyriio."
"Hies my wiull" oxolnlnu tlio professor.
"Did Clcupntrn ond tlio wlutorof 40 II. a
with Antony In Alexandria, or wn It 411
Did ulio Imro licr bosom or only hor nnn t
thoanpr1
"Hie my wiull" oxolnlnu tlio profowor.
"Was Amln fftt or only a lllrtl W'ni
Socrato hor lovtOf Va tlio ill vorco of l'orl
cles ns crfiH't n n Clilcngo illvorcol Why
doos ArNtoplmiion nucrllio tlio Hnmliiii nud
relopoutioxlim wars to her lmply Ihh-iuw1h
tout her Indy' mnldr Do you think I'lutnrch'i
defmiM iixculNita her I U'n hor mhmihI litis
hniul, Lyolcloi, n Krk (mcker or merely a
cattlo itoalorl"
"llloAi my roiiII" oxclnlm tlio profewtor,
"Was riiryno's mothor n InuudroM. nud li
It truo thnt alio got her living nt ono tlmo by
gnthorlus riiieml Woro thom rnpor for
tnuco or lK)ll(d lojf of mutton f Wn her olTor
to mhulld tlio walls of Theho If hor nntnt
woro Inncrlhcd on thorn houn lido Did h
profnuo tlio KhiHlnlnn mystcrle, or wn It a
put up Job to bring hor to IlolhuU, In ordot
Vo lot tlio council oo her bonutlful nnntomyl
I Inclluo to this, for Apollo jmlntoil hor m
Uw Venus Aiinuyomono, nud I'rnxllolM
kii1hxI her oa tlio Cnodlnn Vonu. Wai
Aiiollo hor lover, ns woll n Prnxltole!"
"Wen my soul I" exclaim tlio professor.
"You aw, profewor, I am from Ilostou."
'Aim I" nud tlio vonernblo professor bound-
llko 0110 of hi crack pupil In tlio dlrcctloc
of tho refreshment room. Onco a Week.
The Content Dliplnyril,
Froshlngton Going out of town, old foil
WhUtlor Jut for tho night, don't you
know! Tho Uiuhlln glvo a bit of n dnnco at
Telbaiu, uud I'vo bundled in a chw hammer
and Holy gralll thero'a my train I Ta-UI
ULAWST THAT STgr, ASTTWAVI
Time,
Fair Warning.
Johnnie, aged 0, had been banUhod to th
bodroom for using bad words to his younger
brother, 8am, and told thnt ho must remain
tbcro until ho was sorry for his misconduct.
After a fow luluutoa of kicking and scream
log, and then of quiut, be called Bam to the
door to receive the following communication!
"8am, If I'm over sorry for calling you
names and I'll havo to stay hero an nW ul
whllo boforo I am the first thing 111 do
when I get out will bo to lick you for telling
on me." Another long pauso and he con
tinued: "YouM better bo getting ready,
Sam; I'm U ginning to feel pretty sorry."
Philadelphia IYeos.
Of Course.
It was a llttlo Fifth ward loy who was
walking on tho btrect with blr .nother, when
hi attention was attracted by a dog which
wagged n htub that showed ho onco x.smxJ
a tall.
"Isn't It too bad," said tho mother, "that
tho doggy has lot his tall I"
"Yen," replied tho llttlo follow, sadly, and
then brightening up asked, "But, mamma,
why don't thoy (nko hits to tho tailor's shop!'
Ulmlra Advertiser.
Spring.
In the spring when tliu grtwn gits back In the
trees.
And tlio sun comes out and stays.
And yer Uxt pull on with a good, lltf lit squectv,
And you think of ycr barefoot day;
When you ort to work and you want to net.
And you and yor wife agrees
It's tlmo to kia(Iii up the garden lot ,
When the Kruen glta back In the trees
Well, work I tho lentt of my IiImm
When the green, you know, gits beck In th
trttm. ,
When tho greet) glu back In 'the trees, and boes
1 a-buxilu' aroun' agin,
In that kind of a laiy "go-as-you pteado"
Old gato they hum rottn' Int
When tho grouud's all baU wbero the hnj rick
HtOOj,
And the crick's rlx, and tho breexa
Couxtu the bloom In the old dogwood.
And the given git back In tho treea
1 like, a I miy, in uleli itouen a themi,
Tho tlmo when tho green git back In thi treo.
When tlio wholu tall feather o w Inter time
Is nil pidled out nud gone.
And the sap It thaw and begin to climb.
And the sweat it starts out oa
A foller' fonvd, a glttln' down
At tho old pi log on his Looim
I kind o' like, aC a Irtafertii' roiui'
When the greou glw back In the treos
Jos' a-potterla ruuu' a I durn-pleasd
When the grwn, you know, git back In ths
trees. -juom waitoomo ru.
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A a Maltor of Porn.
"Mr. KaJouos," tald young Bprlngbyla,
clearing hi throat, "I havo called to nk per'
mlmlon to pay my addroue to your daugh
ter." "Whlchono, Julliur lnqulio.1 Jlr. Knjono.
"Ml Marin, lr."
TliJ father looked flxoilly nt tho young man.
"What nrn your pnwpect in life, Jullusl'
ho ivtld.
"To toll you tho truth, sir," acknowledged
youngBiiringhylo, "I hnvoiioprosectMorth
montionlng, 1 11111 In modornteclrcumstnucot
and hnvo no iwiuiroi oxcopt n knowlmtgo of
my huilnefM, gmxl health, and sternly habits."
"Jut so, Jiillti," miKvd tho father. "Your
Incomo, I ilaro nay, I"
"Al)outl,,.'00ftyear."
"And on this, my young friend, you would
expect to RupHrt youmolf and a young wo
nian who Im lived In n homo whoro sho has
nover boon uwl to anything llko prlvotiou or
ovon Judlclou economy I"
"It does acorn nrewumptuou for mo to think
of it," faltered tlio youth, "audn Ineo ltdoe
not moot with your approval I will say no
mora about It nnd nsk your jwirdou for"
"Btny, Jullu," oxclalmotl Mr. Kajonos,
Mtuowhnt hastily, "I only akcd you thoo
question a n matter of form. If you want
Maria, my lwy, you can havo hor I" And ho
hook tho young man wnrmly by tho hand.
Mr. Knjoncs, It tuny bo proor to stnto, has
eight uumarriod daughters beside Maria.
Chicago Trlhuuo.
They Never Would See It There.
Author Jane, I promised Professor Hlo
cum I would icak favorably of lifa "Tron
tLtoon l'hllofophy" In this hook of mlno, and
I've got to do It, I upioso, but I hnto to hnvo
tho puhllo think I tniiorso hi work. If I could
only smuggle In n favornblo montlon of It In
somo wny thnt would osca)o tho nttentlou of
tho reader
Author's Wifo-Thnt's easily dono. Put it
n tho profneo. Chicago Tribune.
An Kgg Htory.
TUB KOOB AnntVE UOUE 8AFGI.Y.
Chlcngo Herald.
Didn't I.Ike Their Company.
Llttlo Johnny wo paying his tint visit to
Frionds church. I to soon becanio dls
(ustod with tho qunlnt old hats and bonnets,
and tho "thoos" aud "thys" of tho preacher,
and was just about to loavo whon tho preacher
exclaimed:
"I want nil thoso who wish to enjoy tho
eternal llfo of tho beautiful homo abovo to
rlso to their feet."
Tho congregation roso in n body, but
Johnny remained soatod. Tlio preacher no
ticed tho llttlo Dinner and oxclalmodt "What,
uiy sou, doosik't theo wish to go to heaven I"
"No, slroo," said Johnny, with emphasis;
"not If this crowd goes." Philadelphia Press.
A Candid Criticism.
"Miss Doddloton," said a young man, "did
you read tho oout that I sent yout"
"Yea," replied tho young lady, rather Ian
(uldly. "How did you llko Itl"
"I had only ono fault to find with It"
"What was thatr
"It was n llttlo bit too long thero wore
Just about two verses too many."
And tho youth sat down In tho corner and
sadly remembered that thero wero only two
verso to tlio composition. ilorchant Trav
eler.
Supply and Demand.
Miss Hlghup Mario, has Tho Ilightonod
Monthly como yot?
Mario Yes, mum.
"What's In itl"
"War articles an' travels in foreign coun
tries, an' astronomy cr arlthmotlc, cr some
thing I can't make out."
"Oh, dear I Put It on tho library tnblo
whoro folks can soo It, and then I wish you'd
go nrouud to tho nowstaud and got mo a copy
of Tho Lovo Story Weekly. Bo sure and say
It's for yoursolf." PhiladoiphJa Record.
A Sen i of Safety.
I asked my own r lass of boys nud girls If
thoy nlwuys said their prayers night nnd
morning. Most replied that they did, but
ono small child said sho only said her prayer
In tho morning. "Indeed, and how is thntf"
1 inquired. "I should think you would ueed
God's caro moro at night than In tho day
time. Why don't you say your prayers at
night I"
" 'Cmiso I always sleep in tho mlddto," was
tho quick reply. Pittsburg IVesa.
Ills Father' Ciuttc.
A lot of Irishmen wero working together,
whon ouo thn. was always complaining of his
work said: "I wish I was homo In mo father'
folno old castlo."
A companion rotorted: "Your father'
folno old castlo, Is Itl It was a folno cld cas
tlo yvr futher had. Ye could stand on the
roof of yer father's castlo, put yer arm
down tho chimney uml open tho front door
of yer father's folno old castlo." Philadel
phia Press.
Self Kvfdent.
Agricultural Editor Well, what you boon
doing today!
Lltorary Editor (wearily) Oh, grinding
out some jokes to fill up.
Agricultural Editor Ah, yes; prolwhly
need to bo ground to get a point to thorn.
Detroit Freo Press.
SB. MANOKI.AKKVIKV 11UVHACA8KOKF.OU8.
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0003 AND ENDS.
Thero aro moro than 800 Indian dialects la
North America alono.
Our greatest glory I not In nover falling,
but rising overy tlmo wo fall. Confucius.
Tho weight of tho heart is from eight to
twolvo ounce. It leat 100,000 times a day.
A London milliner has invented a cork
bonnet. It I made wholly of tho bark of tbs
cork tree and I very light.
If all tho tolophono wires In this country
wero stretched In a continuous lino thoy
would go seven times around tho globa.
Prldo, llko tho magnot, constantly points
to ouo object, soIf but, unllka tho mag
net, it has no nttrnctlvo polo, hut nt all Klnts
repols. Coltou.
Tho greatest snuff taking country In the
world Is Franco, though It shows n decllno In
tho habit. In 18CJ tho consumption was 13,
000,000 pounds, or soven ounces jer hood.
Now It Is flvo ounce.
Tho Christian Inquirer thinks that ono of
tho latest proofs of the "Indellniteuess" of the
term "Christian" ,1 seen In Poouah. Tho
natives say of tho total abstaining soldiers:
"Thoy cannot bo Christians (thoy aro so good."
A soldier belonging to n detnehmont of tho
Austrian army In Transylvania was re
cently killed by n bullot from n Manllchcr
rlflo discharged during target practico at
distnuco of moro than two aud a halt miles.
Ono of tho finest opals In tho country is
worn on his cap by tho Chlneso minister at
Washington. It I as largo n n pigeon' egg,
and 1 surrounded by diamonds. Tho valuo
of the cap, with its ornament, Is placed at
13,000.
Tho "fur" on tho Insldo of tho tea kottlo
comes from tho salts of llmo Inthonntcr.
Thoy nro hold In solution by tho carbonlo
ncld gas present, but when this Is driven off
by boiling, thoy nro precipitated on tho sides
of tho kottlo. Scale in steam boilers Is duo to
tho samo causo.
Apod farmer James Martin, of Balllotts
vlllo, Pa., carried to hi gravo n fifty-year-old
grudgo ngninst his daughter. Ho loft an
ostato valued at 13,000, but all tho daughter
received was n llttlo packago which contained
nn ancient comic valentine which had causod
nil tho trouble.
Tho most eastern point of tho Unltod States
Is Quoddy Head, Mo. ; tho most northern point
is Point Harrow, Alaska; tho most western
Is Alton Island, nud the most southern Key
West, Working from theso four point,
ninny will bo surprised when thoy locnto tho
googrnphlcul center of tho United States.
Tho most remnrkablo roof lit Danbury,
Conn., or perhnps In thnt state, covers a
greenhouse at tho nursery of J. II. Ives. It
Is comKsed of negatives from tho photograph
galleries of K. R. Illttou. Mr. Itltton had at
ouo tlmo 20,000 of these negatives, tho accu
mulation of tho long years ho has been In tho
business.
Robert Louis Stevenson was in Honolulu
when ho henrd of tho death of Matthow Ar
nold. His conception of tho lato poet's char
acter was aptly shown In hi comment
"Woll, well, so Mntthow's dead and gouo at
last!" ho said w 1th n sigh. "Poor follow, ho'll
nover get on with God."
Tlio London Spectator pays this tributo to
tho United States: "Her people nro becom
ing tho greatest nation In tho world. It Is
probable that nothing short of actual vio
lence would uow Induce any nation to attack
hor, whllo sho could, if sho pleased, almost
ruin tho coiumorco of any nation on tho
globe." It predicts that there aro children
who may Ilvo to see tho republic with a pop
ulation of 200,000,000.
Tho quality of roof slates, says a German
trado journal, mny be easily tested by care
fully weighing samples, then putting them
for a quarter of an hour Into boiling water
that 1 fairly free from llmo, saltpeter and
ammonia; on re weighing tho slates, thoso
that show the greatest Increase In weight aro
the most capablo of resisting deterioration.
A fuuny caso was trlod In tho justlco's
court in Jasper, Go., for damago to a hog by
roasou of tho loss of ono of tho hog's feet In a
collision with a train. In a throo hours' legal
fight tho defendant's counsel contended that
tho rulo of apacsslng damage was tho loss In
weight of tho hog by roasou of being run
over, which In this case was ouo foot, weigh
ing half a pound, which at ten cents a pound
would bo ilvo cents damages. Tho plaintiff's
counsel insisted that tho rulo for assessing
damagos was the valuo of tho hog when hurt,
with tho cost of nursing and medical treat
ment, togothor with such damages as tho on
lightened minds of tho jury thought proper
for tho men tnl pain and anguish of tho hog.
Tho jury gavo tho plaintiff $3,
A Fellow Fooling.
Judgo Hunt, of tho San Francisco superior
court, Is an enthusiastic fisherman. It is said
of him that ho will at any tlmo adjourn court
to go a-fishing, but this has not boon proved.
Tho othor day a caso camo up before htm la
which an Important witness failed to respond
when his uaino was called. "What's that!"
said tho judge, "a witnoss absoutt Wbero U
hor' "I think, your honor," ropllod tho at
tornoy whoso witnoss ho was, "I think, your
honor, that ho Is In tho country." "In the
country I" said the judgo, with a flush of
anger, "I'll see whether tho court can be
trifled with in this manner. Let a bench
warrant Issuo" "But, your honor," said
tho attornoy, In his blandest tones, "ho must
bavo missel tho tralu this morning. Ho went
fishing on Saturday, and" "Went fishing,
ohl" said Judgo Hunt, mollified, "ah, yes;
woll, ho probably will bo hero to-morrow.
Call thonoxt witness." And tho wheel of
justice again rovolvod. San Frauclsco Argo
uaut Puis In h Studio.
Goorgo C. Phelps' photograph of his cat
8neozor has attracted as much attention in
tho picture windows of Broadway and in bis
studio at Now Haven a tho ladle of tho
Eugllsh nobility or tho famous actresses.
Sneezer stands with hi foro paw on the
back of tho chair, facing the camera, and
yet showing a part of hi profile. Ho wears
a uoblo air, nud shows himself overy Inch a
goutleman. Mr. Pholps trained Sneezer to
Interest babes and children while their photo
graphs woro being taken. Tho cat, on com
mand, bops up on a chair and strikes an
attitude a tuuch a to say, "Now, you look
at mo for a moment," Ho acccept only tho
coulldenco of hi master, aud dUdalns to
associate with othoi- cat. He puts out his
paw when askod to shako hands, mow when
told to speak, aud If requested to (peak
louder emits a screech that no one can mis
take us a feliuo blast New York Star,
Taper Doors.
Wo always chronicle with special pleasuro
each gain tn the way of social and domestic
qulot comfort The latest Invention to do
away with noise is tho manufacture of paper
doors, which Mam noiselessly after Bridget
and tho northwest winds. They are formed
of two thick paper boards molded Into panels
and glazed togethor with glue nud potath,
and put through a heavy rolling process.
Covered with a watoqiroof coating, and then
a fireproof coating, they are huug like wooden
doors, and aro both beautiful aud serviceable.
This is one step toward paper houso, which
will soon folio.., St LouU Globe-Democrat
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President.
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Established Dec. JU, ItiSG.
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LINCOLN, NEB.
Capital Paid up, $100,000.00
Surplus . . . 13,000.00
Transact n jionerai bunking business, Issue
letter of credit, draw dran on nil part of
the world. Foreign collection n specialty.
OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS.
HERMAN H. SCflAHBRCI, President.
O C. MUNSON, Vlco Prcgldont.
JOSEPH HOEHMER, Cnshlor.
O. J. WILCOX, AslstnHt Cashier.
C. E. MONTGOMERY. A1.F.X HALTER
V. A. UOEIIM EK. II. J. IIROTHERTON
WALTER J. HAIUUS. T. A. HUDELSON
R. E. MOORE, Pre.
E. E. IIHOWN,
UNION SAYINGS BANK,
1 1 1 outh Tenth 8troot.
Capital, $200,000. Liability of Stockholders, $400,000.
INTEREST Paid on Deposit nt the rato of S per cent per annum for nil
full calendar mouth
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Money Loniied on Rent Estute and Collateral.
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the city nnd state, employ none hut the
best help In the trimming depatttnent and
offer good nt reasonable prices.
Summer Goods
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Treasurer. Teller
V. Pros.
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LINCOLN, NEB
REAL ESTATE
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Room iOIUcliiird'sllloekJIupnTU Uflh
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