Capital city courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1893, March 30, 1889, Page 5, Image 5
CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, MARCH 30, 1889 HET I ,7? W" i IS 14 I SHUITON & SMITH, FURNITURE, 234 South Eleventh St. Letter of Introduction, Lincoln, Neb., March 2, ?p. To the Citizens ok Lincoln: GREETING: Having just opened our new store in the Webster block, we take this means of introducing ourselves and trust that a mutually pleasant acquaintance may be the result of our lo cating in this city. In calling your attention to our stock we desire to inform you that we will always cater to the finest element of trade, carrying at all times a superior assortment, embracing the finest goods in Art Furni ture, and introducing from time to time, the latest productions of the finer grades, as soon as manufac tured. We extend you a cordial invitation to make us a call, and although not in need of anything in our line it will afford us pleasure to show you our line of Artistic Furniture and Novelties. Very Truly Yours, SHELTON & SMITH. Specieil Sale Of Spring Wraps NOW IN PROGRESS, Ashby & Millspaugh. IT WAS A GRAND SDCCESS The crowds came and they were delighted with our opening and the clear ladies are yet talking of what pretty things they saw. We are How Ready for Business And our new store is still receiving a large num ber of callers daily. Of course you have been to see us and expect you were well enough pleased to call again. You will always be welcome. A. BLOCH, 1325 O Street. GENTLEMEN OF LINCOLN! You like to dress well and like your clothes to be of the most fashionable and to fit well. WHEN IN OMAHA Drop in to sec us at 141 1 Farnam Street, Paxton Hotel Building, and see our superb line of Spring and Summer Suitings, We have all the finest grades in both Domestic and Jmported Woolens and as to make and finish we recognize no superiors. Soliciting an inspection, we are yours, Etc., THE AMERICAN TAILORS. DILL NYE GOES SHOPPING. lie Siiyi lln l.lkr In Nlmp IJrttrr In llof Ion Thitii In (lotliiiiii, I always ro and vWt tlio Old South church wlion tu lloiton, bocnuw I llko tonco tlio old nndptaiMiiitrniition Ixilli with which disagree nbloHX)lo wcro killed when thoy acted Im properly. I olw llko to attend a church whoro I can criticise things without hurting any ono's feeling After I vWt tlio old church 1 llko to go around over tho Huh nnd buy things. I linto to contrast any city with my own town, but n nervous pcrnon with n shrinking nnturo can do better mid enjoy It bolter whllo shopping In llostou than In Now York. Tho lltwton marchant evidently bought his goods for tho purpose of wiling thorn to tho consumer, whllo tho Now York merchant apxnrs to Imvo purchased them tnoro for tho wild excitement of looking at thorn hlnwlf. 1 always havo my feelings hurt when I shop In Now York. In tlio llrst plnco, 1 am en raged boforo I got to tho rtoio by 087,210 peo ple who knock mo over nud goton thoolo vnted trains lieforo tho passengers can got oil. Then I go to n store nnd wait near ft suck of wet umbrellas until bovcrnl total strangers, with a haughty nlr, Jostle mo against the wnll. I next sjieak tonlloor wnlker, w ho plays that ho owns the store, nud Is allowed to draw that instend of n salary Ho looks at mo askance, as if ho feared that I might bo Nelllo lit V lln rnn nviw tnjwiifni.ivttli n heavy set saleslady, to inquire of her, ovl dcuily, whether I am there with sinister mo tives, nud while 1 tremble at tho thought that I um about to bo senrchod for said mo tives, another man, w ho plays that ho owns tho storo af tci uooui, comes along and asks mo what 1 want tlioro. 1 tell him that 1 am n slmplo minded man, nioro or less plckod on both at homo and nbroud, that I would spend an enormous amount of money in New York if I had a chunco; thut Uxlny 1 had contemplated buy ing or trading for n full hot of two heavy No. 10 English hose with double solos and a strik ing resemblance to each other. Nobody could beany moro explicit than that without being offensive. 1 Just tell ft man whnt 1 want right at tho start, and thou If there should bo any dolay it his fault. Hn looks nt inn knrrnwfiillv .,..! Imrrlna fool in his ockct for something. I say, "Put up your gold. Clot out with your dross. I am not oor or crazed by suffering. I nm ouly waiting to present n iotter of introduc tion to tho sock lady If 1 can obtain nu audi enco w it ti her I w mild Ihj Batislled with oven a very small audience with her." Ho tolls mbwhuio the olllco is, and I go there. Hlio waits u long time bofoio 1 seem to catch hor eye. She looks through mo, and so ou across tho store to a given olnt. She then says: "Weill" "Socksl" "Ycsl" "Yesl" "What kind, ploasof "English hoso, dou bio solo, unbleached, No. 10, two of n kind." "For yomvlf" "Yes, exclusively for my self." ' "Well, thn mnii'fi hrtvi in on aiwinit fl,.. facing the other street." i men go to a Hotel, register, got a room, rinc for a mesMiif?ir ntul utml hi,,, f. f lm hoio. Bill Nye in Now York World A Poor Theory. Stranger I soo It reported that thosa soldiers' orphans woro ouly shamming Insan ity so as to save tho trouble of going to their meals. Phlladclphlan Woro you over a boy! "1 should say I was." "So was 1. Supposo In your boyhood dayi you had boeu informed that a big meal was waiting for you on tho othor sldo of a moun tain, but if you didn't fool iiko going for It you could have somo tea and toast." v uoopi m iinvo climbed tho mountain," Philadelphia Record. Did llucon Write Slicrlilnn, Too? Overheard In u Cambridge can "Don't you love Hhakespearei" "Oh, ycsl 1 Just doteou him. 1 saw 'School for Scandal' tho othor nlglit. You know that's ono of Shako spearo's best plnysi" iloston Hornld. The I'uaWeo lint. Tuero's hats 'nd tlicn, ag'lii there's hats, As you u'ready know; There's Imu 'ut's maile for comfort 'Nd there' lints 'at's tnado for shows There's them 'ut's tow "nd squatty, 'Nd, then, ther'n them 'at's higher 'Nd you klu see a job lot. Jest by lookln' at our choir There's thorn 'at's hlRb 'nd crooked. Jammed In 'nd skewed awry Tho Uurndcst sliaui 'nd llxla's All p'Uitlu' totbosky; You wouldn't know they win bats, Excep' for bcln' on a Girl flxed up all scrumptious Llko she wux a preciny donna. There's jest one llttlo owee hat 'At sets close on tho head, 'Nd all made out of feathers like A-Rllntln' bluo 'nd red; It's mighty peert 'nd snugllke, 'Nd takln' yes, you bet! BUI 'tlsu't much on bcln' warm Nd kecpln' off the wet There's just n not bin' to it 'Cept Its Iwauty 'nd Its grace, A-aniiRKln' closo as It kin git To Jest tho purtyest face 'At's in tho hull cubuodle 0' thegliU'at'sln tho choir I only wish 'at I wux It 'Nd could get Jest as nigh 'erl -Chicago News. Perkins Bros., should fit your foet if you want comfort Sawyer & Moshler's greenhouses supply cut flowers, boquets, etc., on short notice. Urnnch ilorul conservatory in Masonic Tern plo basement. Monograms, crests, dlu, etc., promptly en graved in the most artistic manner nt the CouniKit ofllco. Don't wild orders away from homo when it can lie done in the city nt the samo prices. Austin, Scott Co., Ind., Feb. 10, 168a: I havo gtvon Chnmlerlnin's Cough ltemedy a thorough trial, anil dud it to Ixi nil and moro than is clulmnd for it. I would not lie with out it for double whnt it costs. Fur.n J. Xiciiolh. Sold liy A. L. Slimier, Druggist. Mr. II. B. Wymse.JWhltesvlllo, Teiin., re cognizes in Chamtierlaiu's 1'nlu Halm tlio fin est medicine he lias ever handled. lie is nn oxpei fenced druggist, and knows a good arti cle and recommends Chamberlain's Pain Halm for rheumntiniii, muscular ache and twins. It always holiw tho suffering. Give it n trial. Sold by A. L. Blinder, Druggist PIANOS All the Latest and most Popular Musical Compositions may be found at ORGANS CURTICE & THIERS, LEADING MUSIC DEALERS 207 SOUTH 11TI-I STREET. SHEET MUSIC Large Stock ot the leading American made Guitars. Piano Tuning and Repairing piomptly attended to. NOVELTIES SWEET EVELYN SCHOTf ISCHE. " Copyrighted. All nghts reserved. Written expressly for the American Prcs Association, an,! put. Ushed by permmton of tho owner and his publishers, T. 11. Harms A Co., 810 Broadway, Hew York, mmmwmm By HARRY COOK. wmmsm P3KSGE 3 2 5 S iti IT ; mmmsM MmmtMi ?" 3 l,!! x f . it wBmk t m r iv-- -3 -flt T.i m m p3i2spl Z&3 SteSHWihi Sf teita gmmmgmzte&3?m& f--i- i i -i- m! wmm JL-JL-t-J-JI-Jr. a vr Copyrlght. 1880, by John do Witt isr3 LOOK AT TM K Mj""S- OOZE CALF OXFORDS, The Newest Thing in Street wear, in all Sizes and Widths. AT PERKINS BROTHERS, 1129 O STREET. READY FOR BUSINESS! BOSTON STORE 143-145 South Tenth Street. Grand Opening ! On THURSDAY, APRIL 4th, WE SHALL OPEN THE FINEST STOCK OF- Dry Goods and Fancy Goods, CLOAKS, SHAWLS, CARPETS, 'ETC., ETC., Ever displayed in Lincoln, at the lowest New York and Boston Prices. We shall, by courteous attention, strive to merit a portion of your patronage. Remember the place, it is the BOSTON STORE, .143-145 South. T6nt St., The cheapest and best place in the State to buy Dry and Fancy Goods. A. E. RICHARDSON & CO. ssswJfeSiKsawaMMMs rgSBsawgEJrMwuM T rrrmryarrr iirar neir ajpiiww t wwpw 4 PWWa